/box/ - fight night edition

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Tyson Fury vs Tom Schwarz
Sullivan Barrera vs Jesse Hart

>Sunday June 16th BoxNation
Ilunga Makabu vs Dmitry Kudryashov

>Wednesday June 19th
Kazuto Ioka vs Aston Palicte

>Friday June 21st Sky Sports / DAZN
Conor Benn vs Jussi Koivula
Ted Cheeseman vs Kieron Conway

>Friday June 21st DAZN
Andrew Cancio vs Alberto Machado
Jorge Linares vs TBA

>Saturday June 22nd Showtime
Jermell Charlo vs Jorge Cota
Guillermo Rigondeaux vs Julio Ceja

>Friday June 28th ESPN
Richard Commey vs Ray Beltran

>Saturday June 29th Sky Sports / DAZN
Demetrius Andrade vs Maciej Sulecki
Joseph Parker vs Eric Molina

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why is this Schwartz guy such a fucking beta?

bullied in school

pete townsend is a paedophile

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tyson fury is the GOAT

mirin suit t b h

LONG LIVE THE KING

I PUSHED THE CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY

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Germans about to lose yet again

I want a german to win but fuck Fury is too based.

/heem/ checking in

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kek, good lad

Are Tys is a 6'9 Floyd

pay your respects.

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It's not even 5am and the sun is out. What is this madness. Someone wake up. Someone wake up and tell someone.

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(((TYSON FURY)))

Is this what boxing is usually like lads? Why does it take 50 minutes of adverts to pass before fighters walk out?

he literally called out the jews

Fury is the first guy that's making me watch Boxing since tyson

Thread's moving so fast nobody will know I masturbate to

BASED FURY

THIS FUCKIN GUY

>pandering this much
cringe

fucking KEK this is glorious
fucking rocky

FURY CONFIRMED AMERICAN

BRITAIN BTFO

lmaoooooooooooo

Imagine being a pikey and larping as an American.

The absolute state of British boxers.

LIVING IN AMERICA

>Living in America

Apollo died coming out to this song

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>dat reveal

Boomer walkout. Hope he gets slept after this.

Actually based

That's right.

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LMAO BASED

So Fury ends up dead

HOLY FRIGGING BASED AND REDPILLED

USA USA USA USA USA

Why do Euros love Bob Marley so much? every time i fuck a euro backpacker she always want to listen to Bob or some other kind of reggae

lol

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lmao fucking based

>Larping as Apollo Creed
So is Schwartz suppose to be Drago?

Why the fuck would Fury fight this bum after coming off such a fight? Who the fuck is managing this guy.

Welcome US brother, we ready for /linealHW/ championship tier footwork?

CAM ON TYSEY

What a twist

>apollo won but only after a serious test from an unfancied challenger
interdasting

>Tyson "The Burger King" Fury

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this is top cringe

Would dearly like to batter and fry Frank Warren and serve him with thick chips dowsed in vinegar and salt.

UK BTFO. FURY HAS IDENTIFIED AS AMERICAN.

Man, the top of Tyse's head is all dirty.

>Joshua the chinless bodybuidler with no defense and gas tank got banged out by a power puncher with fast hands and a great chin
>Therefore Fury will lose to some big stiff german idiot with no heart
Can;t argue with it

Is Fury aware that Apollo Creed died after doing the Jame's Brown intro?

USA

USA

USA

USA

This is pretty funny

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How do you get a job as a ring announcer?

Fury is /ourguy/ now. Joshua now Britain's hope.

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What's the point of saying what his intro is? Just makes his entrance seems so corporate and sanitized

OH SHIT 66 dubs get was right!

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Fury is just an impostor.
Wilder is the real American champ

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traitor desu
come on the schwartz

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WHAT DOES HE HAVE ON HIS HEAD

LEL

nepotism

Fury is welcome in America

This will be Tom Schwartz tonignt

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POST HEEMS

Lennox Lewis is Canadian.
Tyson Fury is American.

UK = BTFO

>apollo died to this song

is fury going to die as well?

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I LOOK GOOD
I FEEL GOOD

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HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE MADMAN

M.Sc in Physics and 5 years of experience as a kernel developer.

Tyson Fury gets Ivan Drago'd

How to get a ring girl tier gf bros?

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It might be a bit of an oversimplification, because it might be specified to certain sizes or something, I don’t know all the details. But it is true that there are cases where you need a permit to display either an English or Union Jack British flag in Britain. In your own country. Because they think it’s “problematic” lmfao. Bunch of cucked losers

This guy is hilarious

Tessa. no children.

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Story time

>I was at a bar around a year ago, abit drubk and acting like an idiot.
>decided to do duck duck goose, slapping people at the bars heads.
>all in good fun I was going to buy the group a beer
>some long haired goof turns and says "you don't know me bro"
>I try not to laugh in his face as his friends hold him back while one says "we are holding him for your protection not his"
>I start to drunkenly laugh
>long haired dude pushes his friend of and kicks me to the shin, felt weird but not really painful, kind of stung.
>He then jumps at my feet and starts grabbing my leg and trying to twist it
>I start hammerfistng the side of his unprotected head
>drunkenly lose my balance and fall to the ground
>he starts trying to scizzor me while trying to twist my foot, our balls literally rubbing
>I use my free foot and start kicking him to the face
>he starts to cry after the third kick
>Bar owner comes over and says "thats enough ladies and pulls us apart"
>I headbutt the hippie as we get to our feet before being tackled and pushed out of the bar by The bar owner and his son

Seriously most people who train jui jitsu and MMA for the most part are faggots

Agreed.
Hoping he keeps winning.

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Stream? Fuck E!SPN+

dis nigga got tiddies

>engaged, tessa, no children

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>mfw I did this picture

>german
>looks slav

soviet rape baby?

Prime schaub heems fury

mate honestly what the fuck have you been reading
that is not true in the slightest

this some corn dog shit

Lol

FORMERLY UNDEFEATED

YOU WILL LOSE

barren womb

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to pay the fighters $100 million each

Schwarz looks SHOOK!

yes thank you source pls

Those ring girls are fucking hideous.

He's basically the slacker idol for the backpackers who don't work and sit about all day smoking weed, every european market sells some tacky Bob Marley merchandise.

Fury was out.

gonna abandon thread i can see already that other peoples streams are ahead of mine

Holy shit Fury must shitpost here or ssomething. My goddamn Gypsy king
*bends knee

las vegas debut

Let's hope this doesn't happen to Fury...

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He should've extended it and really done it like Apollo, what a waste of an opportunity
Brits SEETHING, Fury is American now

You dont, they die single and alone because they think they are better than everyone else.

do it for Tessa and your 0 children son

touch up

*misses touch*

Why does Fury want to be american so bad?

BUM DOSSER

>Kenny Bayless
One of the worst refs to do big Championship main events

They look like they were created in a lab

wow. im going to do just fine in 2 years when i come back to my homeland. Im going to sing God Save the Queen then im going to superman punch some uk faggot.

How come all these celebs didn't come out to Joshua-Ruiz?
Oh, I know, because Joshua is a fucking bum.

Jesus, look at that fat jiggling on him.

My negro

What's American for 'cardboard boxer'?

BRITS FUCKING SEETHING

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Who ever wins this fight will be crowned the winner of the fight. And you can take that to the bank, and shove it.

Scwartz is absolutely bricking it
poor bastard doesn't want to get embarrassed tonight

KO

He looks like a taller Butterbean

Can they get someone who knows how to talk to do this shit?

The American market
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

there's some excellent reggae out there
bob marley's just a meme because they associate it with weed and jamaica even though they don't know that the actual lore behind rastafarianism is way more interesting

Not if they lose the story of the fight.

calling a left hook knockdown for Schwartz right now

BASED 08-09 Yea Forums

Then you will get knocked out you leaf fag

wonder if that was referring to him or her

Fucking grandpa shorts looking ahhh

Butterbean looks great

*lands jabs all over your guard*
Heh, just giving you a schooling.

Wtf this guy has such a horribly ugly body

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easy round for fury

Fury looks so unathletic and weird

1-0 SCHWARTZ

holy shit furys going to get dropped

My 30 inch stool.

Fury's body reminds me of Randy Quaid, i cant shake it man.

>Rent free

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Trunks are even through 1 very high level shorts

WOW BIG STOOL

10-9 Tyson IMHO

stool.... review

Shwarz is starting to catch that jab oh boy

>Fury

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this. phat faggot.
based

that's a big stool

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well that was exactly what I was expecting

Basado

10-9 Fury

>stool comparison

Wilder would have had this bum out by round 1.

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based stool manipulation

lets go schwartz
what the fuck

Fight so boring they gotta advertise chairs.

Cristina has that Marge Simpson shotgun make-up look

who cares about the fucking stool

My stool is red lads should I go to the doctor

UUUU

>take a break to look at some stools
why is boxing such a joke

i highly doubt that. never been knocked out in my life. 6 concussions and ive never lost consciousnesses

THIRTY

INCHES

AND THE MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T EVEN USE IT

AMAZING

HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO ALPHA?

"He is pretty tall so we gave him a big stool" boom done and over with can these people shut it

>FOURTY INCH STOOL!

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Schwarz!!!!!!!

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Why are there so many women in the crowd? Who are they?

FURY ROCKED

lmao

I'm glad I paid $5 for expert ESPN stool analysis

that blondes body though

>Wow, look at this stool!
Why does ESPN focus on the dumbest fucking things? Yes, we get it, he's 6'9".

Keep telling me how big his stool is...

for you

WOAH THAT'S A BIG STOOL

Go to Macari's and have them look at it, Italy.

Vegas prostitutes hoping to find a rich chad for the night.

IT'S OVER

Why is it so cringy when whites clown in the ring?

OH SHIT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Women like fights

Schwarz fucking sucks

HEEM BLOODY

germany getting absolutely destroyed by the superior brit genetics

This. They're seriously everywhere in Vegas.

did you guys know tyson is 6'9

its over...

jesus

HEEM BLOODY

what a joke

fury is like goku on ultra instinct not even trying

alright where's the towel. it's over

Made him look FOOLISH

SLICC

THE GOAT TYSON FURY

Fury is a traveller not white

LADS

BASED FURY

IT'S OVER FOR SCHWARZ

WAVED IT OFF

IT'S OVER

7 SECONDS LEFT

TKO VICTORY

TYSON FURY BEAT THE #3 RANKED HEAVYWEIGHT IN THE WORLD

>fights a bum
>masterclass
I would have done a better job. I'm not even joking.

Fury is amazing tbqh lads.

absolutely clowned him

That was quick

He's back baby. He's fucking back.

because its dumb so when a nig does its not suprising

lmao based tyse

CAN CRUSHED

Fucking kek

He should've waited 1 more round

lmao

IMAGINE STAYING UP TO WATCH THIS BUM ASS FIGHT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lmao what a god

>Apollo Creed is a black guy

Holy shit.

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boxing is so shit

>THIS IS A MASTERCLASS RIGHT NOW!!!
He's fight a literal bum wtf

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DAMN

>and still
cringe

BOX OFFICE

lmao that chink got scared at tyson hahaha

STEP BACK
WANNA KISS MYSELF

HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY

BASED

ajajajajajjajaja imagine paying for this
GYPSY KING BABY

Fuck I woke up for this

only Wilder can stop this guy in this shape, maybe not even him

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finally I can go to bed

night anons - see you tomorrow

Fury is BASED AF tbqh

BASED FUREH

HE WILL HEEM DEONTAY

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fuck sake I feel so bad for Schwartz

Fuck I lose 100 bucks

This is a fucking joke.

Ich würde dich zur schule bringen

Fury is quality

Germany destroyed.

>Ain't no motherfucker gonna beat my ass and then kiss me afterward!

Fury's defense is ridicules.

WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RUIZ 2.0

TYSON FURY HOLY FUUUCK

how the fuck can he move like that being so big?

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Those 2 rounds were more exciting than the entire Bellator event last night combined.

Wow MMA is such garbage.

>everybody here is 45-60 seconds behind me

huh

Embarrassing for all involved

Based American heavyweight champ FURY

hahahaha

What about all those boomer ladies, are those prostitutes as well? WTF is happening in Vegas?

Reminder he does this for us

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>stand in ring for 2 rounds
>get paid
>feel bad

k

poor schwarz got schooled in 3 mins ahahahha

I don't regret it,it was pretty based

Why did Schwarz not throw any punches?

he fought a can

wilder should be scared. fury has is accuracy back

absolute joke fight
state of the commentators creaming at dodging punches from fucking Tom Schwarz

Wilder isn't American enough to beat The Gypsy King

>OOOOOOOOH MY GOD, LOOK AT FURY COMPLETELY CRUSH THAT CAN!!!

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USA: 3
Germany: 0

SHADES OF ALI

fucking hell fury hits hard
i think wilder is gonna get whomped

WOW!
I totally didn't see this coming, what a match with a fierce opponent!

Wilder won

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAA

Lads why did I stay up for this

NO HEART

For me, an American, it's Tyson Fury.

Can we get a decent matchup now

THE GOAT

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B U M S

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Who bet 1000 dollars thinking it would be like Ruiz?

He was fighting an undefeated champ, who looks like a chad.

got his nose mashed though

Wilder had his chance. He gave him his best shot when he was rusty and fury just took it like the undertaker. No chance for that meme bomber bum

I wanna see Tyson fight Whyte next, because it's not going to be Wilder or Joshua.

fury dodged everything in his best combination

Tizer

damn rekt, Fury and Wilder looked so good and look at fucking AJ lmao

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I legit love this fucking guy

>4 minute fight
I know tyson is based but that was just sad. good thing this shit is 5 bucks or free for me

Fury is now a confirmed American sorry Br*ts

How scared is Wilder right now?

welp that was quick. Is there any more box or fights on today? Thaats just put me in the mood to watch and now its over

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it's baffling

Sonic the Hedgehog on suicide watch

>champion fighting a literal who
>"This guy might not be well-known, but he's a real threat to the champ."
>"This will be a good match-up."
>champion shits on literal who
>"OMG!! LOOK AT THIS!! THE CHAMP IS TRULY AMAZING!!!"

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Feels good to have a White American heavyweight Champ.

H-HE'S FAST

Schwarz isn't a champ, cazzie.

>100 youtube videos jerking off furys headmovement incoming

BIG
STIFF
IDIOT

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The virgin germanoid VS the Chad anglo

>got robbed against Wilder after coming back from wanting to kill himself
>is in better shape and has his accuracy and movement on lock now

there is no stopping him

Its crazy then you add to the fact he's actually got boxing skills

B U M S
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This, he's /ourlad/

I know it was against a bum but that was the nastiest performance of Fury's career

inc 1 year long wait for fury vs wilder
FUCK BOXING

It was a great warmup before going out with lads here in california

This

I’m thinking we are back

That's Fury's fastest finish since Fury went 10-0, also against a German.

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Fury is the real fucking deal

Be scared you American faggots, Wilder is gonna lose again

LMAO SEETHING

This was main event

What the fuck, I couldnt even start my second beer.

STRAFING
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wikipedia says hes a champ

This was a great warmup for him.

All the Germans have suddenly retreated to their bunkers

I stayed up for the shitposting, this was a foregone conclusion.

told you lads he's coming in heavy to get this bum out of there quick
what a fucking pussy this kid is though, took a knee and didn't even try to clinch up, just waiting for the ref to step in

BACK OF THE NET

Based. Suck it Brits. Your champ got fucked up and now America had THREE world champion at Heavyweights.
All roads lead to America.

Imagine how depressed Joshua has to feel right now, with Wilder and Fury both crushing their guys quickly while he got dropped 4 times and stopped by Ruiz.

americas own, tyson fury.
brits, he's ours now, it's official.

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he got caught a few times though, can't allow that with wilder

Fitting name.

yeah but look at those dodges
He was the exact same against Deontay

Jesus undefeated in boxing

LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST

I thought he looked better against Wilder desu

>first of all i want to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ
god i love this man

Damn Fury was on point

I agree, I think Fury shaved Wilder's chin and heart are shaved down after their first fight
Fury can't be shaved down

Because life is interminable and you are sleepwalking to the grave.

BASED TYSON THANKING THE LORD AND SAVIOUR

WHIRLWIND STATUS=REAPED

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Based Tyson

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>Beat the wogs in the cricket
>Beat the krauts in the boxing
Who can stop England now?

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>Brits thanking Jesus and god
Wtf is this shit?

Hide the gasoline and cyanide pills

>anglo
leave it out cunt its a tinker

wilder is shook. he managed to scrape a draw against a rusty fury. this fury would absolutely clown him. even those cans he fought in his comeback fights didn't get blown the fuck out this hard. he's fully back.

>I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ
Based Fury

Tom Schwarz (born May 29, 1994) is a German professional boxer who currently holds the WBO Intercontinental heavyweight title. He remains undefeated as a professional.

The winner has the american flag on his shorts you silly bong

Please be ironic

Tyson Fury is british

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but at the end of this all, Tyson is The Based King

Germans literally stand no chance against Americans.
He flushes those kraut turds quick

are you baiting or what

till he moves his caravan again

BASED JESUS

they going to need 10 plumbers after im done with you
ALSO
you are getting it

Can the bongs ever recover?

how long till the Fury fight lads?

>wikipedia says hes a champ
Well there's your problem cazzie.
Though I guess the problem also stands with the shitty business practices of sanctioning bodies. Schwarz was an "international" champion, which isn't a real champion, it's just a fake title meant to fool guys like you who can't know any better.

>"listen 'ere you autist from Germany, it's personal between me and you yeah, I just done you some serious 'arm you big stiff idiot"

i think bellator was on last night and the world boxing super series was earlier today if you can torrent or replay

>the Mac is back
God I love this man

I mean the guy stood in front of him the whole time.

>beats klitschko, pianeta, hammer and now schwarz
why does he hate germany so much? :(

>We would enjoy a rematch

This interviewer is terribad.

youtube.com/watch?v=itOZR5MGQeM
don't fall for the pikey's lies

that fight was cool but what about that stool

will tyson ever sit on it?

Post pics of him in full America gear

Fucking kek they treat him like their nigger

BRUH AHAH

Look at the trunks he's wearing.
He's an American.

>"Thank you almighty Jesus for allowing me to destroy dossers on the regular"

CRINGE

CRINGE BOIS

February 2020
2/2/2020

Screencap this

what the fuck?

Based Fury. Literally doing karaoke after a boxing match.

>he's singing again

BASED GYPSY KING

dont wanna close my eyeesssss

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We're all tinkers lad

>Aerosmith

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this guy had more head movement in 2 rounds than wilder did in 12.

Damn this white boy smooth.

SEETHING KRAUT

cringe

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HAPPENING

HOLY BASED

Honestly watching tyson is worth more than the fight desu

hahaha getting memed on by a british pikey

He's pandering to amerifat retards

it was alright when he did it against klitchko
now it's kinda cringe desu

WHAT THE FUCK

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God I love Fury

Who doesn't love this big daft yank?

Absolutely BASED

Tyson is literally singing this song to me

Sorry m8 Tyson was declared American by Trump yesterday in a Oval Office closed meeting

>have a specially made stool that had to be approved by the commission
>don't even use it
based

I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYEEES!

jesus

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Sang longer than he boxed

fucking LOL
i love this guy

>tfw no proper slag qt

the literal goat

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fucking Aerosmith karaoke what is this

BASED CRINGE
LOVE ME FURY

Bit mad 2bh

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN

What's the difference between Americans and British anyway?

He cute tho

Dis nigga need his head checked

>thanking jesus christ

cringe

In the last 10 seconds of the first round

Why do these meatheads constantly thank a fictional novel character for surviving a fight?

GOOD BLESS AMERICA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is Arum crying? Because he find boxe beautiful?

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>every top fighter just dodging eachother and fighting cans
no this is boxing

>tyson fury tries to emulate this but still looks awkward as fuck

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He can do it all, Ali couldn't sing.

LMAO @ THE DAMAGE CONTROL

AXEL SCHULZ SAYING HE WASN'T DESTROYED LMAO LMAO

Imagine when wilder gets beaten by some meme

foreskin

>Singing

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put them kike worshippers in the place yes lad

100% based

10/10 event

I had to mute my tv I was cringing so bad.

about 150 lbs

CAN'T BE MOVED

is fury on drugs again?

How does he do this? Does he really see the shots coming or is he just moving and hoping he avoids it?

Faggot he looked great

so i woke up 5:30 am and its already set and done?
schwarz really is a bum
those stiff jabs whipped that snicker taste out of his german mouth

*tips fedora*

Wow look at that head movement my guy, Tyson's accuracy is back

how does someone like tom schwarz get a 24-0 profession record.. only in boxing i suppose.

is he the GOAT?

have I missed it?

Stupid mikasa

he asked Jesus Christ
and Christ provides

go youtube and watch a classic fight

Why is he not aiming for his gaint fucking body?

Only Jesus Juice.

kek

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He was a big fish in a small pond

Fight bums

lmao tom schwarz said he was trying to be evasive instead of just hiding behind a highguard lmao hahaahhahah

beating up turks in a beer hall.

unironically yes

Probably prozac

The interview from Schwartz is kinda cute. He seems genuinely sad and sorry to have disappointed the German audience

because he's a can?

No because I don't need thank a comic book character for my successes.

Schwarz is literally throwing the easiest shots to predict. Left right, left right, it'd be sad if Fury couldn't avoid those.

because he's a can

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unironically sorta felt this before the fight

I MOVE WHEN MY HEART SAYS MOVE

Well you just see the first punch coming and react accordingly, then remember you're fucking a bum and predict the next 3 punches which were all hooks, no feints body shots or anything.

man that head movement was crazy for such a big boxer

>SAVED

BUM SQUAAAD YOU'RE NEXT

Ali is a small manlet next to fury and fury moved great

>an entirely shite card
>Fury sparks a boy then gets the pipes out for bantz
Decent showing /box/, might come back here again for the next dosser

he's probably good when he isn't fighting someone with crazy range. Long arms are OP in the sport. he couldn't get anything going.

HOW IS BOXING EVEN REAL JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE LEG NIGGA

Professional boxing is a meme, especially HW boxing.
because he's a retard. HW's don't know how to infight anymore.

What is a classic fight I can watch on YouTube? I want to learn

Mad nerd alert

Yeah I have no idea. Ali was great at it too. Must be inhuman reflexes and being able to read the opponents next punch well

will espn be smart enough to air fury's next bum fight on regular espn?

I'm a /heem/ pal but the main event was fucking glorious. Perfect blend of showmanship and style. Only fighter in MMA that is on this level is Adesanya because goober is a bum.

Tyson honestly doesn't get enough credit for his skills. He's at a crazy high level.

nice

the same way mexican cans like canelo has 40-0 records without having fought a top 20 fighter.

watch the webm before that one, you're watching it in super slow motion, in real time this is half a second

beautiful

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All work is what?

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Imagine the butthurt if Trump invited him to the White House

Modern day ali

>throws hayemakers into his elbows and gets tagged with an uppercut

tyson fury vs sefer seferi

They help but aren’t the be all and end all. Look at Mike Tyson and Andy Ruiz.
As well as a bunch of other guys

I swear to fucking god and I'm not even joking. I would have done a better job in my late teens. I can't believe he got money for this.

Don't you see the layers of fat Fury carries as a shield? That's like punching an airbag

Imagine paying $750 to watch Fury sing.

And not even the full song.

>Tyson fury fights a bum in October
>retires for another 3 years, never fights another serious challenger

I'll have you know we mutts refuse to mutilate ourselves for our jewish masters
Only white and black Americans do that

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>ESPN HYPING UP THE NEW PONY AFTER CRUSHING A CAN

NA NA NANANANA
NANANANA
HEY JUUUUUDE

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Fury looked better desu

You must know nothing about Fury

He never fought outside germany.

Vazquez-Marquez series

Adrian Broner vs Marcos Maidana

Tyson Fury makes me proud to be an Englishman with an Irish granny.

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You mean ggg

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why does every british event need this nanana song man it's so tiring.

status of a plum

ESPN are complete cringe
state of that

Beta nerd faggot detected. Gay and atheist pilled. Sad!

fucking nice

i wish someone would teach my neet ass to gamble so i can buy fentanyl off the internet from china

ach halts maul, du dumme laberbacke

LADS

everyone forgotten when all the shitskins seethed earlier when Gallahu was BTFO
lel

any other race besides the two you named, cannot consider themselves american.

kek

it is tho, might offend muslims m8, honestly look it up.

This fight told us nothing. What's their to even talking about? We're still a year away from any significant fury fight

youtube.com/watch?v=xrqRopGPaBY

you wouldn't do shit

Everyone has an Irish nan

yeah it was over within 2 rounds

thank god fury got off his back foot finally, I was worried he would dance for 12 rounds when I know he can end it.

king is back

NEW

what a pathetic fucking country, holy shit.

nigga it's over

I respect Boxing just not the idiots that need to thank a fictional deity that they beat the guy. If you're going to thank a "god", at least thank Buddha for he was an actual person.

true

Who's this other dipshit at the desk

fookin 'ell

I haven't, was hilarious. The excuses ran rampant as well.

What about natives?

seething

That was beautiful. I'd like to thank Ace for the stream, and fuck nigg3rs, whites are back on top and here to stay. Aerosmith song was based.

lmao you wouldn't land a glove on him

no but I remember leeds mongs attacking everyone who had galahad winning and celebrating a robbery

It was just to build more hype on on fury for ESPN by fighting a can

That Tyson has improved massivley since first wilder fight and he should be worried now for the rematch

>being this casual

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i hope he does

It's called having skills. He's able to judge what his opponent is going to do based on body position, experience, speed of thought and just plain intelligence. Even the way he holds his body to lure his opponent into throwing particular shots is amazing, he's just operating on a whole other level.

Still think Tyson needs to put on a bit more lean muscle and get in the shape he was against Klitstschko

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Give me one year and permission to gear so I can juice up 10kgs and I would wreck Schwartz.

he was too light in that fight really, landed some huge shots and couldn't put wlad down

depends.

Neo

>muh romans invented jesus

Imagine being this retarded

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junge wie kommts du darauf, dass du eine chance hättest? typische untermenschen aussagen von dir.

Arum seeing shekels coming his way like Windows Solitaire cards bouncing on DMT

He could become the GOAT. He is an extremely skilled massive guy with an absurd amount of movement for a guy his size.

True, as he and Ruiz proved muscles mean dick. Whatever the extra weight he had tonight worked whether fat or muscle

Castillo-Corrales I is a great one. Alternatively Barrera-Morales (any of the three) or Pacquiao-Hatton to learn how not to defend yourself.

Whites taking the mic back after 30 years of nig hop. It's called rock n roll Zoomers.

retard alert

Tyson is a disgusting boomer.

wasn't complaining just surprised kek

Under Tyson’s wing he will flourish

need stream

this. while he smashes Schwarz tonight, I felt that in Rd1 Fury was looking tired and sloppy. He was throwing very slow punches. But he definitely turned it up in rd2. I just hope that in the rematch with Wilder, when he does those dodges, he keeps his hands up.

>7 von 50 (VIERZEHN PROZENT) Amateurkämpfen im SCHWERGEWICHT verloren
>besser als ich
Schwergewichts Profiboxen ist das größte Meme.

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t. seething /fit/ virgin

You wouldn't stand a chance. This is the problem with boxers like Tyson Fury and why he doesn't get the credit he deserves, he's just too good and makes anyone he's fighting look like a bum. You might think Tom Schwarz is rubbish after this, but he was 24-0 and had won most of his fights by KO. Tyson is just an amazing boxer.

Mayweather had the same problem. Even when he beats Pacquiao people make excuses, saying Pacquiao was past his prime. It's just moronic. These boxers are all time greats and make others look like trash. Fact.

yeah that went really well for Joshua

>7 von 50 (VIERZEHN PROZENT) Amateurkämpfen im SCHWERGEWICHT verloren
woher hast du diese bilanz?

und wie ist deine bilanz?

>who is tony ferguson
Adesanya is weeaboo fag.
Cejudo showing promise as an epic cringechamp.

Ja, ich würde geheem dich

Anybody paying their own money for this shit card is a bum

Yeh empty the gas tank first round good strategy m8

I don't know where you are getting this infomation m8, but you must be one thick cunt

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Second punch hit the back of his head it looks like. The exact same shot that got him KO'd for a few seconds in the Wilder fight. He seriously needs to keep his hands up while doing this.

>woher hast du diese bilanz?
Bist du zu dumm um seine Bilanz zu finden? Scheinst dich wirklich überhaupt nicht auszukennen.

>und wie ist deine bilanz?
>offenbare mir deine Identität auf 4fuckingchan
4% Niederlagen bei ~ 40 Kämpfen.

>"needs to keep his hands up while doing this."
That would defeat the purpose. He backed himself against the ropes with his hands down intentionally to show off his head movement.

>but he was 24-0
oh god..

Calzaghe vs RJJ.

Gatti vs Ward I

riddick bowe/holyfield trilogy

>Bist du zu dumm um seine Bilanz zu finden? Scheinst dich wirklich überhaupt nicht auszukennen.

du laberst einfach nur n haufen dünnschiss du lutscher

sauce pls

Warren is based