/HEEM/

wilder flatlines fuckers
fury pitty pats heinz cans

>tfw thought I'd be a blackbelt by now

>dodging shitty bait like...

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how would tyson avoid DC's takedown here though

boxingBTFO

Wow, /box/ actually has webms now? Very impressed they stepped into the modern world

Prime Cejudo taps Fury

>4 or 5
Nah, it's 2. Wilder and Fury are the top.

Say good night to the bad guy

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F

GO TO THE BODY

Askren was out

Where is everyone?

What is some good fights to watch that go the distance but are high pace the whole time?

Tyron x wonderboy I and II

Fuckk, Who has a stream for Pettis vs Masvidal

Heem, where's the pettis v masvidal stream?

I always like Covington/RDA and Covington/Maia

fuck all of you

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kiss my ass

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Did the Pettis vs Masvidal match happen on flo grappling?

I completely forgot this fight was happening and missed it.

frickin based

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how does anyone take bawlxing seriously when the top fights are 90% mismatches

Deontay won

youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

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Lel. That spinning elbow is right there.

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I just remembered McNugget got dropped by Khabib

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full fight was so short it's already on YouTube mate Fury 2nd rd TKO

cejudo heems this bum

conor wins the rematch

Tony bless

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How many of his matches do you think he threw? I heard he was convicted of financial crime once in oregon.

He's 30? I thought he was 40.

probably a crook, wasn't his uncle DB Cooper?

blows my mind, he's my age.

Based and champpilled.

fucking Butterbean wannabe

male? female?

cazzie scum kys gtfo get heemed

heh heh

citizen? migrant?

Why does he wear the american flag trunks?

Is this amanda?

Champ champ. That's the only thing you need to know

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>Tony has the most wins over the current top 10 LW
>Tony has the best winning streak in the LW divisions
>Tony is the GOAT LW and never lost his belt

Her motherfucking shoulder says lioness you god damn dope

What the fuck 4 wmma fights on UFC 240?

>spread open
>put nose in
>start slurping

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Why did nobody mentioned that Kevin Pee trains under Zahabi now?

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Still my girl

Because he will still suck.
Lee has a few fights left in him. If they feed him bums, maybe he'll last a few years. But he is the kind of person who will quit once he realises he won't be champ. He'll change camp now, but that's only delaying the day of reckoning. If they cave and give the bums a 165lb class, he'll try that out for a few years. That'd give him a few more years. He's beat and he's looking for escapes, lifelines - a new coach, a new division.

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Nah, he will be ok. I don't remember a fight where there weren't a moment where he was winning but he always starts to do something stupid to lose it. His game plan is shit but skill wise he is pretty solid

These ain’t the peaches I ordered

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Revolting.

oh shit hes done

>*GADOOSH*

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Grow up.

okay nelson heems schaub

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TOUCH HIM

News;
TJ thinks Brock is too old to come back
TJ apologises for drug use
TJ thinks Stipe wins the rematch
TJ is happy for Cejudo

TJ was framed and he is currently getting blackmailed

Anyone know how I can watch Bellator 222 now? Are there any recorded streams or something?

DAZN.com

You missed your shot brother. We've all been there.

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Private link do not repost anywhere
youtu.be/NofEm8-AG84

luke is literally 1-2 fights away from a fight with jon jones
the guy just needs to get through blachowicz and maaaybe another guy
does he make it or does he get ko'd immediately?

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www.freefights.com/stream-1/Trojan.exe

ngl, thicc luke is sexy af

It's on rutracker
I am 99% sure Luke is going to embarrass himself at lhw

lmaooo

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Would be fun to see either Rockhokld or Weidman get to Jones.
Jones beats either of them, but still. It'd be good hype fight.

There are perfume/cologne adverts with Rockhold in them in the perfume store in my local town centre

This fighter has lost, but has never been defeated.

>He won the war
Based

I dont think I get it, schaub's vids have close to 100k views everytime, but there's a ton of dislikes and people mostly make fun of him in the comments.
Who are the people that keep watching his vids?

It's on mma-tracker

>I promised my father I'd win a--
Fuck lads.. wasn't ready for that interview

cheeto fingers b

>I promised my Dad
>*voice cracks*

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Yoel
twitch.tv/videos/439705174?t=24m38s

Pettis/Masvidal
twitch.tv/videos/439718145?t=02m29s

It’s only because /heem/ dropped in to rubberneck their semen-slurping sport.

Chael told him ahead of time to ask him that question lmao. Don't get too sappy he's a good actor.

Get in, goof, we are making MMA journalism great again.

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Heavyweight boxing is literally just Fury, Wilder, Ruiz jr and Wilder. Maybe add in Ortiz, Parker and Whyte as well and some top prospects like Hrgovic, Dubois and Hrgovic

>Fury, Wilder, Ruiz jr and Wilder
>Wilder, Ruiz jr and Wilder
Turbo cazzie

>Hrgovic, Dubois and Hrgovic
You having a stroke or something reetard?

Is this Whyte guy genuinely any good? Someone I know is high on him, never heard of him

I think he's finally having sex

Based, albeit cringe.

Sperg

Do newfags not even know about trusty ol' thepiratebay anymore?

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>trusty
Sure, if you're into cease and desist letters.

I LOVE SUPERBOY

youtube.com/watch?v=aNTjPc_Za20&t=88s

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>won the war
I really, really HATE this meme

>land of the free
Puff, hahahahaha

shut up

When in the history of humanity has this ever occurred?

>calls others newfags
>downloads MMA fights instead of watching them online
kek

I've been using it for years now and never had anything

I stream, the guy I replied to is asking for a way to watch lelator after the fact.

joj

me and my friend were watching random ufc related videos
we also watched that bisping hurting rockholds feelings for 14 minutes video

I told him how much I dislike bisping because of this and that and he got extremely butthurt saying things like "try fighting a juiced up belfort, come on, why don't you try it, huh?"
awkward scilence when it stopped

You are so cringy

Will he ever come back?

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no. he's a can anyway

Dana pretending other organisations don't exist and only allowing UFC fighters to fight in the UFC is cringe and faggotpilled
Cross promotion events are kino as fuck. I'm sorry rampage heemed your boy dana but it's time to move on. Let Guchi fight for the UFC belt so he can move on to ONE and be the unified world bantamweight champion. This Champ Champ shit is small time as fuck

Sorry meant to post that in my diary

Who is nick diaz?

when I jerk off I think about convincing girls to have sex instead actually having it, is that normal?

He doesn't want to embarrass himself again

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If you’re a virgin maybe idk

I have some peaches for you to work with

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Walk us through a typical fantasy of yours user

Pico should have listened to Eddie.

youtube.com/watch?v=XT4nYylOSFQ

just like her wanting it but being unsure about actually having sex so you have to slowly convince her

>sleeping comfy in bed
>feel something off
>open eyes, the door is cracked open with a little light shining in
>it slowly opens
>there stand Brendan Schaub with nothing but a pair of meundies two sizes too small
And then I just b-b-bust

kind of queer shit is that

THAT'S A SALT MAN

Real life

Why people still don't give /ourgirl/ Amenda hespect she deserves?

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I have been giving her respect since he murdered Tate.

the champchamp of 135 and 145 is lesbian. the 115 champ is lesbian. Nothing good or bad about it, just saying,

It's amazing that people still believe in "top coaches" and other bullshit. Tristar is one of the best gyms in the world and the only thing it could produce is GSP who is a genetic freak.
You are a b-b-beast of a dreamer, my dude.

because she's not all natty fresh

youtube.com/watch?v=aNTjPc_Za20&t=88s

looks like he's working on his wrestling

aaron pico? Unironically whenever his name got mentioned I always thought ppl were talking about jone's picograms. just looked up his record, why is this can relevant?

He's also now a brown belt

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qualified for the Olympics wrestling team at 19 and was trained by one of the best boxing coaches Freddie Roach.

Still got BTFO.

Because Rogan and Schaub hyped him up non stop

Because
>hurr durr boxing + wrestling is good combo obviously GOAT tier prospect
bums have been sucking his farts through a straw in the hopes that they can "my boy" him.

Uh, he was always winning until he lost. Idk why you are pretending he didn’t have great potential. You don’t see many people body shot kos like that so early in their careers. It’s still hilarious every time he got btfo.

I invented Aaron Picogram

Cool, me too.

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>she looks like fun
CHEEEESEBURGER

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do you think he fucks his mom?

youtu.be/wG-yYK_PLGM
Masvidal has a small hog simple as

youtube.com/watch?v=wG-yYK_PLGM

youtube.com/watch?v=wG-yYK_PLGM

almost definitely

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In many ways he's right

Doofus
Doofus
Based (me)

Getting bored of Brazilians and their fake humbleness bullshit

>Flushed RDA has temper tantrum over 2-0 prospect in Lellator
JUST

what do you think chael would say to his dead father on fathers day?

Who is the smartest fighter?

Masvidal proves the whole you can't speak two languages and still be unintelligent argument is wrong.

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Elias Theodorou

To be fair to mas, he is a self-admitted literal retarded man

The stereotype is only exist in anglosphere because there is no need to learn another language

>mas
Fucking cringe

>has literally zero athletic skill, fighting talent or training
>uses the power of his mind to get a 17-3 record (bumson loss was a robbery)

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can you handle the chris?

what are your thoughts on fedor?

Happy Father's Day, heem

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Love this, hope Hunt is a good dad.

>Fucking cringe
cringe and bluepilled

i say The Chris literally every time I refer to Christopher James Weidman and you can never stop me

Schaub>mitrione>fedor

Was a great fighter but 10 years of fighting the most roided people on earth deleted his chin and long win streak deleted his awareness. His loss to Werdum destroyed his confidence and he lost everything he had

now that wife left him got more time to train

Yea he had all the skillz to pay the billz but has a chin of glass, also his defence is leaky

He wins the rubber match

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Aspen Ladd has gotta be the only fighter to spend more time outdoors than Evan Tanner

>loses to pettis
>gets robbed in the decision to nate/conor 3
>retires
F L U S H E D

what are you gonna do with corm if he beats mioc again? trilogy with jo or someone like ngan? should con fight gaet? maybe ton?

fucking faggot

live mas

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based

have s

Anybody know anything about hunts eldest son that fights? Does he have the same fuckyou power?

crin an bluep
hav se
pri schau hee ngan
sne fee an see

Whose the biggest duck in the UFC?
I'd vote Pettis, lost to everyone in the top 10 but refuses to fight anyone ranked below him. Had his girlfriend go on a rant about Hooker calling him out, saying he wasn't going to fight anyone ranked below him and then him vs Chiesa gets announced. Then moves to Welterweight just so he doesn't have to lose to any lesser known names.

you think scha likes ches? think again! he loves go’za topped with some ‘cha

*has sex with your father*

Happy fathers day, sonny!

uhmmmmm sorry sweaty but when he lost to tony I was thinking "yeah I'm thinking he's back"

>biggest duck in the UFC
>said yes to a prime ferguson
>excited to fight in 3 different divisions
lol okay

That’s the opposite of ducking you got

oh no i think he's gonna start spamming scat again bros

Khabib is by far the biggest duck in the UFC followed by Usman, who is literally holding the title hostage from the number 1 contender

the fact that ngannou is still part of the top of the hw division makes me angry, he already got exposed twice, he sucks, hope dos santos finally ends this meme

Cringe

favorite 'go 'ter? for me, it's 'ay 'da

Con wo th thi rou an th sto o th figh

Could you please dont post pictures of my wife? Thanks

I was about to call you something but then I had to stop to check those subs, nice

Based post, champ champ shit and interim belts are pretty cringey and faggy, we need to bring back some good old pictures

thanks mejibro

This, modern bjj was founded over roided Brazilians storming on dojos, challenging and choking whoever was in charge

Shows how much the HW division sucks.

din com ere t tke par, cam ere t tke ovr

Unironically right or the average IQ of an mma fighter is pretty low

Absolute robbery

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Bisping. Even though I'm a fan he thought Dan Henderson instead of a top contender than fought a semi retired WW instead of Whittaker.

Based, cant wait to see the "eagle" reduced to a chirping chick

Cejudo vs Cody is the drawl b

cejudo should be #1 p4p.

Cejudo would murder no chin.

Hold on brother i'm stealing the show here

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>Wake me when khabitch is ready

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*ducks tony*

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Imagine cejudo goes from being regarded as "best manlet in the world" to being heemd by that flushed turbocan

cejudo flushes nodad for the last time

*49-46s you from the bottom*

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>Called "The Bad Guy"
>was actually a good guy

>never wakes up

>Conor won war
>Dillon won fights
>Artem gonna win the story and the hearts

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Did connor's friends like artem and dillon start doing mma because they thought it was a cool rock n roll lifestyle?

Chael is the most successful bad fighter of all time

>posting pictures with hookers
what a faggot, he's gonna get heem'd by paulie.

NGANNOU HEEMS JONES

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I don't think a bad fighter could beat Prime Silva for four rounds.

What's going to happen in this fight?

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two manlets are going to punch eachother in the face

>a professional boxer who has fought the top boxers in the world
>an mma fighter who loses every other fight and has t-rexed arms
gee i wonder who's going to win.

Paulie tries to outbox Artem, gets btfo when he tries to hide behind his gloves that don't exist, breaks his hands on Artem's head and gets heemed

Just because a random on youtube says it doesn't mean it's true

That's a nice surprise and now i'm horny thanks user

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Memes

>random on youtube
what random? i've been saying this for a long ass time now, are u new to heem or what?

mas is up there too. if you look at it through a certain lens mas hasn't truly lost a fight in 10 years.

I met Joe Schilling at a burger joint off the strip after the cerrone fight and i was telling him how i know how he feels getting beat in his own sport and MMA by an mma fighter because in warcraft i got btfo in duels on two different classes by a guy with a lower item level than me and 1500 arena rating. He got super butthurt about it and told me to fuck off but i said fuck you to him before i ran out the door lol, guys a disgrace.

>a pillowfisted boxlet Vs. The BKFC Goat
gee i wonder

Based Hunto. Degenerate Western parents would laugh at their kid getting in the way. Hunt is a proper man who will smack his kid later on!

Why is jones ducking the real GOAT?

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i respect this post.

Thanks

Who's the chick in that pic?

Is Danis now officially /ourguy/?

Brenda Schaub

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74434761/#74434761

Cringe, Hunto was horrifically abused as a child by his dad and would never hurt a kid. He fights for kids everywhere

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does junior asd dunjgos have a chance andgtist mgaoooomba?

Dillon Trannis is NOT our guy. He is MVP 2 and you know and I know we will be just hoping Lellator stops carrying him matches him up with someone who has a semblance of tdd so he gets heemed
He gets points for coming in with the clutch heem to help win not the fight but the battle and continuing war effort at 229 but if he wants to be taken seriously he should join the UFC and stop ducking kron and ryan. Until then he is NOT our guy. The guy is so carried by bellator that he was literally visibly bored during his most recent fight. NOT our guy

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uhm sweaty, dilon danis is the future

Briana Callen

i'm not sure, all i know is that either way i don't care about the heavyweight division, and henry cejudo would grab a hold of one of tyson fury's cocaine laced legs, and leg lock him or climb his back and RNC him immediately.

Dillon Danerys

The guy is undefeated user, show the man some respect.

Heeminder Khabob ducked Cowboy twice

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All joking aside, Khabib is a fucking coward cutbabby who is fucking Askren, Usman, Colby, Tony, Gaethje and the Conor rematch

It is time for Henry to write MMA For Dummies

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He's a bum

based dan hardy

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Did he not specifically say that he needs to fight Tony recently

>fucking Askren
Based

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yes but he also took a shit on that bus

Quit on the stool in a fight that would pay more on the biggest PPV. He ducks fighters lower than him because he knows he'd lose his ranking which he shouldn't have.

but he's not ducking anyone and he's still getting wins against ranked fighters? pettis career trajectory is different than someone like canboy who just fights anyone dana asks him to. being more selective with matchups towards the end of your career isn't ducking you goof.

Daenerys Tarverdyan

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>2019
>Edmond is forgotten

It is, if you're coming off a lose, let alone several you need to prove your ranking. You can't just say I'll lose to these top 5 fighters but not anyone below. That's selective ducking. Now he's gone to 170 to only lose to Diaz and Dos Anjos and duck all the up and comers like Ponzinibbio, ZDS or Luque. All who beat him.

but your original claim is that he's the biggest ducker in the game, which is absurd. you're a dumb gay faggot and nick diaz is a bum.

Rapist, you are rapist

He ducked Hooker, oh I'm not fighting anyone ranked below me, oh except Chiesa he's easy fight.

>not knowing about Polynesian parents

You honestly think Hunto hasn't belted his kid once in a while? Say when school has called up Hunto and told him that his son has been bullying some other kid. You don't think Hunt would smack, or at least seriously threaten to smack, his kid? Polynesians, man.

nate*

He's smart taking no damage and retiring undefeated

He's fighting Nate Diaz not Nick. And yeah he's a duck, he's ducked a lot of fighters. And runs to different division to avoid lesser known fighters who he knows would beat him.

All of my info comes from this video, by the way
youtube.com/watch?v=3wAMVk_CbE4

>undefeated
conor wins the rematch

I knew it would be Chris Lilley lmao.

going to different divisions creates an opportunity for you take on more fighters, not less.
>ducking
lol

Taking on more big names, so you don't have to lose to unknowns and start getting paid less.

>undefeated
Hold on brother im coming

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>that heeming feel

streamable.com/jge3z

your argument is stupid m8, get off hookers cock.

Not really you're a just a fan boy, he ducked Mairbek Taisumov as well who would've beat him. Quit in several fights.

Can't help but go 100% when them sick Diplo-Bieber beats are blasting knowmsayn

HEAD MOVEMENT

I can't wait for him to completely shut down this guy and then retire undefeated and people still being mad and calling his record padded.

youtube.com/watch?v=pZKuwgcKXwY

2 hours and 40 minutes.

you're mad your boy didn't get a shot at the rankings, boo hoo. your argument for pettis as biggest duck in the game looks plain retarded next to names like khabib or conor who have been ducking the entire top 5 for years.

Holy fucking kino
Based El Goduy
instagram.com/p/BylLB9HBRp-/?hl=en

When the tax man is sniffing your ass, it's best to keep a low profile. Dumbass claimed $0 income when he was coaching the most famous MMA fighter on the planet.

Name better current heavyweights

Are you retarded?

Khabib hasn't lost, why should he be fighting anyone other than the top 5 who he's never ducked. Unless you count Tony getting injured. Pettis has lost to everybody ranked but think he deserves to climb the rankings and duck decent fighters.

Dumb retard

Fucking God tier

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>Khabib hasn't lost

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Who is Fedor gonna fight

do you have alzheimers m8?

Think the judges gave that fight to Khabib, Danny Castillo beat Ferguson but we have to go by what the judges say.

His brother, for the hand in marriage of the servant girl he raped.

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I can't wait for Dustin to heem that inbred goat fucker in front of his dad and that muzzie crowd

lol no, I hope Khabib murders that short faggot

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Good take

On TV too

Barnett and Rampage

*ends the izzy meme*

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I've never seen one on TV. But then, I barely watch it.

>I'm coming, Yoel

BRAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>I'm coming, Yoel
>
>BRAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

a
fORGOT THE PICTURE. lOL i'M SO BASED.

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Polo? More like POLAND ppfffftttttAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Bobert looked like a kid in his first mma fight. He was 18 but still

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>undefeated in all 12 fights
>100% finish rate with 11 heems and 1 submission
One day he will get his respect

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Yoel heems him in the 2nd round

Paulo fights like cousin from countryside - throw hooks until the guy is down

*wins*

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>Almost gets heem'd by Uriah Hall

based

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Every single thread is just the same retarded images and arguements over and over again

The level of autism here is impressive

Based Tim K

thoughts on bellator 222 and the upcoming mousasi fight?

Jamal is asian?

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He really has a long torso. Weird.

Whos your favorite female fighter?

What a stupid post.

You're as stupid as the people who thought Cejudo beat DJ.

shitty comparison

Yoel will flying knee this hue into another dimension which good fighters that haven't already been just'd has he beaten?

how this niggas arms bigger proportionally than his core

But I thought Cejudo won the fight, the story, the narrative, the chapter and the book?

imagine the type of power luke could generate while fucking my girlfriend

Based

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I don't think he has the power to keep Blachowicz off him.

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Watching this fight I'd never have thought Gaethje has the one punch knockout power he does, thought he was more of a break you down with volume type. MJ has a chin on him, which makes you wonder how hard does Emmett hit.

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in 5-10 years michael johnson will get arrested for a violent crime cap this

I really dont know how anyone can disagree that dillon danis is the P4P best current mma fighter

>MACGREGOR SAY TO ME, PLEEZ DO MAT KELL ME, WHY I FITE GUY WHO NAT WIN NATHING 3 YEAR???

I bet in 5-10 years Gaethje will be arrested for either domestic abuse of his wife or rape.

When you're in a moment, you just kind of go for it.

RAPIS YOUR ARE RAPIS

Saunder, Pico, Rockhold, Weidman, Reem all loses in spectacular fashion

he has better kicks than Jimi and if Jan shoots in like that on Puke he's getting subbed

instagram.com/p/ByyD6OGn9M6/?igshid=1udkptzn6463x

True. He got Justin wobbled fairly quickly too.
It's always feels like he is on that level but he has bum's record

Brazilian dykes are the p4p kings of social media shitposting

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look at those stupid ugly kids, schaub won the war

I don't think there's much chance of Luke hurting Jan and forcing him to shoot though. He needs to get him down straight away and not stand with him.

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What does MMA stand for?

Many Memes Around

Men Make Analplay

The LHW division won't be the same without myboy Manuwa heeming or getting heemed.

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

Jan ends the Luke meme

Not gonna lie I'm gonna by hype if LHW Rockhold actually looks good.

>Not gonna lie I'm gonna by hype if LHW Rockhold actually looks good.
>Not gonna lie I'm gonna by hype
Are you the same guy whos been doing this all day? Do you have sub 50 iq or something?

Brazilian jiu jitsu

Is Jamal a great fighter?

*backs up
*check hook

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Good
Comedian
Brendan
Schaub

No, yes.

Did his dad die right before the Bisping fight?

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>wins the third round the story, the battle and the war

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streamable.com/3bz44

Reminder
The Chad lonely warrior vs the Beta family man.

mixed manual arts

Maximum manlet autism

>V-Val, y-you surprised me. I m-mean, y-y.... wow, I mean, y-you look really nice I mean, erm, s-so t-... I just w-wanted to say t-that, - t-that you look really n-nice, I m-mean

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Michael Johnson would be the GOAT LW if he had the slightest trace of fight iq
He would have BTFO khabib if he didn't pull guard on him

I read that as Manuel. Just a bunch of different Manuels fighting tournament.

I always said he was just a bit too small for lightweight, he waited way too long to go down and now he's not what he was. I can't believe he threw that fight against Diaz though.

I prefer your sister.

>Head kick

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>*GADOOOSH*

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He's a chinlet now as well

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>instantly gets 15 views
You forget how many lurkers there is on heem
rent free

haha good one pastabro

I think if Rockhold loses at LHW, he should quit MMA and go into comedy. He could be the next Schaub!

Lads, I have a girl cousin who is a NEET
Has never left home, is probably 24 maybe 25 now.
Her only job experience was very brief retail for a shop her sister ran, being a cleaner, and now she does photography probably makes $200 a week
Extremely pretty but obviously full of anxiety to the point she’s never grown up or has any friends
Any heemsters who legit have their shit together want to woo her?
Fargo, ND btw

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Emmett is such a roided cutbaby but I respect that he never follows up.

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>tfw will never marry shev
why even live

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Post her pic or gtfo

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

She sounds like me, but slightly less pathetic.

>streamable.com/3bz44
this was the exact moment I knew Big Dan was bought.

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jesus christ

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pal why dont you just bone her ur in north dakota

We can arrange it.

My American friend met Valentina and was drunk and slapped her arse, she's such a cool gal that she didn't cry about sexual assault or anything she just lightly slapped him in the balls and laughed and told him to go home

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god I wish that was me

AAGGHHHH WAT IS DES YOO KENT HEEM ME YOO FIGHT FOR BELLATOR YUR NAT ALLOD TO HET ME IN HED PLES DENNA TEL HIM GET OT OF YOOFSEE SAMBADY BEN THIS MEN BEN HEM FRAM USADA BEN HEM FRAN FIGHTING BEN HEM FROM ARENA.... HELP ME ADULMANAP I GOT EXPOSED

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I want you to give your friend a (You) from me.

Woah, so culturally rich and diverse...

>heemsters
>legit have their shit together
give me her address and ill move to fargo

>Lads, I have a girl cousin who is a NEET
>Has never left home, is probably 24 maybe 25 now.
>Extremely pretty but obviously full of anxiety to the point she’s never grown up or has any friends
>Any heemsters who legit have their shit together want to woo her?
Where do I sign up?

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she doesn’t really have any social media pictures so this is a grainy piece of shit

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there is a side of me that thinks molesting people is wrong but there is also a stronger, more in control of my thoughts side of me that is trained by JAV into thinking molesting is based and redpilled, and i have an erection currently

How many beans pouches and donkeys you want to trade cousin?

No thank you my friend

looks crazy but yes ill take it, delete this post else i have to heem other pussy heemsters in order to berry. thanks, omw to fargo.

lmao

i'll take it

Cute.

Luke is an even worse matchup than Smiff was

At least Smiff could have theoretically been difficult for Jones had Smiff not bitched out

Luke has a glassjaw that he doesnt defend, its CTE ville for him

she's actually really pretty. Would BLACK/10

how is her takedown defense?

val would brutally sheems this bum

how tall is she? I will NOT have my children be manlets, my son will most certainly not be a FLW/BW fighter

>step aside DC, Jones is MINE

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paulie breaks his hands

Let's just see cockhold get past jan bummoshit first okay

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5’6”
Her mom is a bad womanlet, her dad is like 6’4
Rolling the dice

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Name a bigger bum than Aaron Pico

wait...when and why was jds/ngannou canceled?

aleksander rakic is #11 and johny walker is #12 rn in LHW rankings, should they fight each other next?

La bamba would be my walkout song, based or cringe?

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>NEET womanlet from fucking north dakota
sad thing is I'd still go for it

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Khabib "The Eagle" Abdulmanapovich Nurmagomedov

what will /heem/ be like after conor flushes him in the rematch?

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How do you want your record senpai?

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>10/10 good story
Would watch till win it again

uh connor? Danis already flushed this bum

full of islamic apostates after we convert back to irish Catholicism

More like what will /heem/ be like when he darce chokes Ferguson from this position

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youtube.com/watch?v=UDhlbb062eQ
When will Nate and Conor admit they're actually secretly best mates?

>conor leaves the sport for another 2 years and gets stripped again
same as it ever was

Get a comfy $18 an hour job and you can live like typical established middle class family in North Dakota, cheap house, no crime.
Only thing you’d need to actually prepare yourself is the literally deadly winter

Funny enough, DC stated that his bout with Stipe will be his last fight
I would like them to go in parallel, cleaning the division and the meet each other in the end.
Just hype me up

the 'nate can only count to 5' line is still the funniest shit on earth

Connor has been flushed so hard the only thing he has going on now is his Twitter game
Hope he invested properly

lmao I actually miss this conor

>Dumbass claimed $0 income when he was coaching the most famous MMA fighter on the planet.
lol

Who here /afternoondrinkingalone/ while doing whatever the opposite of looking forward to next week is

>the only thing he has going on now is his Twitter game
conor literally takes verbal 10-8's on twitter everyday. the 3rd round ended long ago.

if I make a room do you guys want to play skribbl.io with me

yea im autistic

DON'T BRAG ABOUT STEALING MY SIDEPIECE

youtu.be/3jyq0WNR6UM

How do you know when to tap to a heel hook? Should you just tap instantly?

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Better than my hand/10

>jones vs santos
>nunes vs holm
>masvidal vs askren
>cockhold vs blachowicz
>sanchez vs chiesa
>ngannou vs JDS (now airing 1 week earlier)
WHAT A STACKED CARD, CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. CARD OF THE YEAR. Atleast we get ngannou vs jds a week earlier, even though it's going to be a 20 second fight.

...

I want to train BJJ more, but at the same time I already have some lifelong injuries and am scared of getting more. It's why I find it crazy so many UFC fighters make it into their 30's before getting any permanent injuries.

youtu.be/UK8QWb0mzMM

I'm about to get drunk and continue with PokeMMO. Been playing it for that last 3 days non-stop

There is also Flushed Gilbert vs arnold allen + the return of sean o'malley on the prelims

wanna drink but worked out earlier and dont wanna lose all my gains, literalyl did nothing all weekend and literally have nothing to look forward to, totally empty existence bro

Is this really what you want, user? You want a heemster like myself shaking your hand after making her into a sweaty mess every fucking night?
>Hey, user, haven't seen you since last Christmas
>Yeh, been putting in a lot of hours. Practicing my tahp game, la
>How are you liking North Dakota
>It can get real chilly but I figured I'll just keep it airtight, my guy
>You still browse heem?
>I'm fucking your cousin, mate

>he thinks she is going to put out every night at that stage of the relationship
user........

I think you'd be surprised

>threw that fight against Diaz
Kek cope

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He dominated the 1st round with leg kicks and bodyshots and then decided to stop both because Diaz taunted him. Diaz fanboys call it a domination when in reality it was 29-28 decision over a much smaller fighter.

Send her my way user. my snapchat is elessdee123

see

They (almost) all do get permanent injuries, they're just Übermenschen who power through and sacrifice themselves it for our illegal streaming and memeposting enjoyment.

>Aight I'll catch ya'll niggas later aight. Gon' go smash some rock and fuck some hoes aight catch ya later, peace
>*goes to jiu-jitsu practice*

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it's not cancelled, they needed something to headline the previous week so now it's main eventing a week earlier.

that is the other chicks leg you retard, learn mma angles my guy

no it's not, go back to the original picture dummy.

>the face of CTE

>whut is this the muhnee chahnul
I literally think about this on a monthly basis and laugh to myself everytime.
And I still can't tell if he's making a joke or is he that retarded?

Does Nate haveee CTE?

I did, you circled a fucking leg

>being this blind and this retarded at once
You really are playing life on nightmare difficulty, aren't ya my guy

>Lamas jaw broken in two places from his last fight
>Smith shattered his hand while wrapped and wearing gloves
>PVZ has needed contentious surgery on her arm after a spinning backfist instagram.com/p/ByqcJm1HaBk/

Starting to think humans are not meant to fight

maybe you and the bong can recreate meatspin but that ain't her leg

not possible, he regularly uses cbd

That would look pretty tasty if cooked ngl

Just go back to the original, man. She's standing and that's her leg. How can you still defend such an unimportant AND wrong "opinion"?

seethe more wonderfag

I've outlined her legs and now you can explain what the fuck that is retard.

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>n-no that enormous sitting leg 40 cm to her left is actually the one that's hers

>She's standing and that's her leg
here's your "leg" its clothes from her 8 layers tucked into her dumb bitch yoga pants
t. someone that has lived in a cold state

her hands rubbing one out, neets get horny

how old is she user

I'd marry her instantly, massive schlong or no.

its a shirt dummy

Favorite Brendan Schaub VICTORY in the octagon? You may include TUF fights.

>shirts now droop down into yoga pants and form a junk line

cope, nigga

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round 3 KO over mirko cro cop

How am i even supposed to get in touch with her if shes a friendless jobless neet?

well can you explain why her yoga pants go up and behind her scarf then

>she
it's him. He's a trap

when you bend forward and you wear a long blouse over your yoga pants they do, fucking stupid virgin

OK lads I'm thinking he's revved.

Yeah I’m sure the girl who is clearly a foot shorter than the person next to her is packing a 12 inch horse cock into some yoga pants

Just to correct you there was never no tap
Conor won that fight

Sure buddy, that's why all the yoga pants wearing women i've seen all look like they're packing meat huh? faggotry.

I think we're gonna have to admit that boxing is in a much better state than MMA

you mean the ones you see on the internet you shut in retard

you want this so bad but you're so wrong

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Imagine not being able to picture anyone normal coming to 4chins just for the lels and everyone here having to be a shut-in like yourself

I bet Norm has a huge cock. He looks like the type.

toothpick nation nigger cope

its hilarious watching women fawn over him in interviews, he clearly doesn't give a care

Look guys. I don't care if there's a benis or not. Either way, let's get it on, nomsayn? Literally everyone here has jerked off to bailey jay so don't act like you care if there's a hog in there
Shut up and stop arguing about the damn hog

t. I literally don't even know where Chile is on the map.

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>describe your toothpick nation as a toothpick
>hurrr you couldn't find it
weak

How bigs the hog my man?

...

based
I'd heem them both

5 hunnerd

That straight left is all he's got and he's too dumb to realise it, fight iq of 50 and real life iq of 90

How the hell do you come to THAT conclusion? 3rd round is where its at. Check his fight record if you dont belive me....

I've deduced after thorough analysis that this is a biological woman and that her shirt/scarf is going into her yoga pants. She is definitely a NEET and probably autistic.

Someone's face is going into a meat grinder and i don't really care whose.

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I might unironically have to rad this book.

t. bjj wrestlinglet

dat chariot with its d6 impact hits tho

holy shit is this ian? i am in fargo i will woo her

Lmao