/oro/ # 2

>no Brooks
>no Yedlin - either way Bercuckler tried to play him as a fucking winger
>no Adams - Bercuckler tried to play him as a fucking RB while giving Trapp and Fagley the number 6 position
>no Weah
>no Sargent
>no Novakovich
>no Holmes
>no Carter-Vickers or Robinson who are objectively better than Gaymar Gayzalez and Tim Ream respectively (Ream isn't even an LB)
>one of Pulisic and McKennie will injure themselves guaranteed
>Chimptidore, Zardass, Fagley, Trapp, Areola, Ream (my butthole), Gayzalez, Shitffen are guaranteed to start
Just wanted to say in advance that yes, this is our C team and yes, we are shit. I'm only watching this shitshow so that Bercuckler gets humiliated by Twitter and Tripadvisor or Jamaica in semis.

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why mexicanos yell puto to another team goal keeper? this was memerized onto Brazil for some reason

I am expecting literally nothing from >Us in this gold cup

>cubANOS
>chicANOS
>mexicANOS
what did they mean by this?

The absolute state of chicanos

This. Though you are very generous with saying we'd get to Semi's. I want a groupstage exit so they sack this faggot

Why can't Raúl "el tronco" Jiménez ever find the back of the net?

Based parcerito, i'm supporting CULOmbia this Copa America

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>l/a/ selección

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What did you mean

ill let her hop my border if you know what i mean

Why leave out all those players?

all the best Mexican players play in Los Angeles

you are welcome, btw

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4 dias sin bañarme

CAYESE PUTO

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in Cuban goal kicks mexicans yell PUTO

Because you want him to fail

I'd like to drink from her, if you catch my drift

Half of them are injured. The rest were deemed not good enough compared to the Mls faggots who were raped by Jamaica and Venezuela a few days ago.

MLS coach thinks MLS players are actually good apparently.

What do you mean senpai?

Let me guess
Chilango?

I hope memexico scores 3+ goals, just so colombian bet bro makes back the money he lost during the argenchina vs colombia match.

What part of Mexico you from?

They always do that

this is unironically >our c- team btw. But

This is our B/C team too, don't give any excuses. With that team you are still better than everyone but us

>mfw Cuba has rolondo #7

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Coahuila

good try CIA

>implying call guy angry will make him get emotionally attacked and choke

to sell more jerseys for the MLS All Stars and to reward MLS loyalists for their continued submission

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>PeruANOS
>ColombiANOS
>VenezolANOS
>EcuatoriANOS
>BoliviANOS

California reporting in

CHI

Yeah. Pulisic is gonna have to go super saiyan every game just to reach the finals. Tyler Boyd looks promising though.

Mexicali

reyes pendejazo

when I went to mexico I didnt see slags like this, in which part of mexico do they reside?

You severely overestimate the mls all stars. These guys aren't even playing well at the mls level (which is already a poor level as is). Pulisic can't carry 10 shitters on his own.

Boyle Heights

Dallas,TX

>antuna

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tinguindin

Tijuana, the most dangerous city in the world.

I mean I'll give her an anchor baby...if you know what i mean

What DID they mean by this?

Full strength USA would destroy a full strength Mexico

I met a nice mexican hoe with a thic ass under the arch a few years back. She sucked me off and gave me a tit job at a dingy hotel nearby for 30 bucks lol.

occasional reminder that if 1836 had gone differently, California would have become an independent country and would dominate concaCRAP

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kek.

post cuban and centroco qts, assholes!

Kek

Guanajuato

Cd. Juarez, city than one time had more murders than Afganistan ;^)

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maybe when based donovan played not anymore lmao

YEAHHHHHHHHH

H-how?

ANOS = anus

MejicANO = mexicANUS

kek

based

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>With that team you are still better than everyone but us
A B+ team without Pulisic but with a lot of the coach's favorites started and were raped against Jamemeca and Memezuela a week ago. We are are probably like the 4th or 5th best team in the tournament unironically.

She's from Monterrey, works as promoter at Tigres and Rayados games. What part of Mexico did you visit?

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I hope Miazga can mog another Mexican player

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>stadium not full in Los Angeles , a city that is 80% mexican

this tournament is dead, just dissolve it already and make 1 giant copa america

Why are they cursed with incompetent national teams?

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Nah, Costa Rica and Honduras are on a generational change. Same with Jamaica and T&T.
You are not in your best but we are still WAY better than everyone else in this tournament.

Thx for clarifying argiebro. You doing ok after Argentinas loss?

fucking THIS, shame Club America didn't sign prime Donovan :(

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ᵗᶦᵍʳᵉˢ

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what are they laughing about?

How many goals you think Jiemenez will score? I think zero because he is shit. LOL.

Would you guys fuck a butterface latina with a nice ass if you had the choice?

Is that a bulge?

ok?

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Just stay in zona norte and nothing will happen to you, the people in charge profit greatly from gringos crossing the border. I have literally seen asian guys visit and nothing bad happen to them
>t. mexican-american who speaks worse spanish than asian guy
t-t-t-to be fair, he said he studied it for years in college

CMON MEXICO SCORES SAM FUQ GOALS

Fucking shit....is Jimenez really the best we got?

maybe

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there's literally nothing better in this world that mounting on top of a thicc ass girl in missionary and putting your hands under her ass as you pound away.

Fill in the blank: This is Mexico's __ team.

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>1 gigant copa américa
Literally nothing would change so might as well just make a containment cup for the shitters.

Smaller

C

Not the argie you were talking to but that was pretty much expected for anyone with half a brain here.
We're doing it for the lulz at this point.

any chance we see the fabled mexico A team this gold cup?

No.
A woman's face is the most important part of her body for me.

Sadly, yes.

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trip on gonzalo

Jiménez es un pinche troncazo, mas bien es todo el puto arbol.

San Luis, didnt do much there desu

Yes, without a doubt.

Anti-Divas

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Homo

I love Tj super cool city can't wait to go back I love my state fuck

Reeeeee jimenez gtfo my NT

>mfw this ball
please dont tell me this is 2019/20 Nike ball

the style they had been using for copa america is so fucking better

No wey, JJ CHADcias no vino a esta copa.

Of course not

Anime in canal 22?

this tournament is a fucking waste of time who the fuck wanted to watch canada vs martinique? isnt bermuda playing tomorrow something? what the fuck is even in BERMUDA.

Let's say that's a very 'neutral' zone, no Jalisco qt's, no Guanajuato qt's, no North qt's. I suppose you at least got to taste pretty good food.

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Yes his name is Chicharito but he triggers the chilangos so they don't call him.

>what the fuck is even in BERMUDA
>Being this much of a pleb

Macias unironically seems like a better striker than Jiménez.

Based CHIcharito triggering chilangos ;^)

Then don't watch it you fucking weirdo

National Futbol

Chicharito would have unironically scored atleast 2 out these 5 missed chances by the trunk

too busy getting embarrassed in the zoomer wc

Siempre que me doy un baño BAQUERO, la tengo PARADELA.

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>almost half an hour
>Only one (lucky) goal
The absolute state of these retards

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>ochoa
>araujo
>guardado
>reyes
>jimenez
halfway between A and B

>can't score against cuba
Lads, why are >we so shit?

Paradela para PUMAS

>Complaining about these lower tier yet still Kino Matches

Fuck outta here you pleb

A hoard of lost planes, ships and treasure

Donovan was scary desu

I feel like every time I watch Mexico there is at least 2 new zoomers on the team.

>JiMEMEz

>Jimenez

I don't believe it

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why are chicANOs like this

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I know that feel.

At least you don't get humiliated by Venezuela.

Con los wolves ya hubiera metido 3

get this mls shitter of the field

This the only usmnt player to ever strike fear in me

M-mommy gib milkies

Kyc puto

>jim-enez too fucking scared to shoot from mid distance
This is fucking pathetic, meanwhile my boi charly keeps feeding these shitters goal opportunities.

>60,000+ CHIs paid to watch this game live
what is wrong with them

>jiMENEZ

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The trunk!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm

Apologize

>chillahermanos

apologize right now

>M-mommy gib milkies
based

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that "defending"

the guy just ran past the ball as a defender

>colombia bro only needs 1 more goal to make back his lost money
CUM ON MEMEXICO SCORE SUM FOOKIN GOALS

Matate

god, finally

He always tries to pass it

>random twitter cuba fan telling that cuba is losing beacuse US capitalists dont want cuba win

lmao

Kys

Why isn't based Pizarro playing?

Con los wolves ya hubiera metido 4

hes not wrong

cayese puto, yo le voy al AME

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he knows about (((them))) desu

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the same people that think we are starving the venezuelans while we send all the food to their borders and they're the ones making blockades.

IRL shitposting that turned into tradition

based Fidel-bro

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How easy is it to string along a mama luchona in México? Pretty much just for a one night stand.

bad taste but pretty easy

Now that the dust has settled, would the more level and satisfying matchups for this evening have been:

>Mexico v Columbia
>Argentina v Cuba

?

the cuba guy was the type of people that say same thing about venezuela

This is how fucked up communism is:

>Cuba team got their jerseys just this morning
>One of their players couldn't come because his visa was rejected

had some "molestia" and isn't playing to avoid a bigger injury, probably gonna watch him ply until 3rd match

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Born in Culiacán, live in TJ
What a beautiful combination

I'm sure it's ez pucci right m8?

Damn. I honestly thought Argentina was going to win. The whole team is a joke tho. You know what i thought the other day, maybe this is karma/curse for la mano de dios. Once maradona dies the curse will end.

Very easy, there's a reason they're single mothers.

>Why isn't based Pizarro playing?
Tata is resting his best player, so he can be ready to bail them out whenever the team is losing.

Yup . Really im more a rugby or boxing fan. So im really good mate

Mexico was more fun to watch when it had a slow boomer on it. Can we get Rafa, bofo, or el conejo out there?

r u srs

What would be your approach to get one?

no

Are you my mom?

He is based and redpilled.
Show more respect

I think we can do it lads

>inb4 chicANOS think this is payback for 7-0

>>One of their players couldn't come because his visa was rejected

this is the reason the guy said that US was saboteting Cuba

Now this is the assrape I signed up for

Based

Do chicanos and gusanos hate each other?

>3-0
Were is the colombian dude that asked if he should bet on 2+ goals for mejico? Either way you're welcome.

>how do i talk to grills

fuck off retard

Will literally tongue your ass in the first date if they see you as a potential provider for her children

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I am your dad user

>my team depends on one man
lel, sounds like argensimia

literally missed all the goals for shitposting

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bit rude desu

Para celebrar que inició /oro/ voy a comerme una gorda como hace 2 años, deseenme suerte papis

me on the right

>>>One of their players couldn't come because his visa was rejected
>this is the reason the guy said that US was saboteting Cuba
His visa was probably rejected cause he was deemed more likely to ask for political asylum if we let him in desu.

Just talk to them, joke around and show some income stability

butt is too big for her frame

Dios te bendiga Keylor

MODS

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Based

Mucha suerte comiéndote la gorda

I'm going to bed, I've got breakfast with my old man tomorrow for Father's Day. Good night my friends

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CAYESE PUTO

Was he really the GOAT or just a fraud?

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KATAPLUM

We already beat em 3-1 with a c team we good now

Lel, will make it happen when I go to México next time then.

I can imagine pulling up in a late model Lobo™ or Cheyenne™ is more than enough right?

>jiMENEZ

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It's easy for us, it's like nothing for Americans.
I work in a architect firm with a 55 year old gringo, bald and lanky like a cancer patient, and he's fucking like 5 different girls aged from 21 to 38. He doesn't even try, they all go looking for him.

Oh fuck tomorrow is Father's Day

Good luck bryan ruiz

>saboteting

agarra lonja para hacer palanca

DOUBLE ATÚN

This game is over, i will go masturbate y shingarme unos tacos

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Wew, statpad mode activated

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>la tuna>>>> El nopal(Jiménez)

The only goat and aesthetic King Benjamin Arellano Félix

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>>inb4 chicANOS think this is payback for 7-0
The payback for 7-1 was memexican teams buying up all the chileANO players and turning them to shit and thereby ending chilels "golden generation"

This game will beat USA´s 12-0?

Suena a la 4t

>not watching the game with your dad

Post more about her

If this continues will Mexico 'show respect' and stop celebrating or will they dab them to death?

>4-0
Will they statpad like the USWNT?

A galaxy note 5 was enough for me

Goodnight, leaf

Who dis

>Will literally tongue your ass in the first date if they see you as a potential provider for her children
Honestly I would only consider providing for their kid if it's not a boy.

kek thank you, I saw you posted this one in the /ligamx/ general too

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SI MEXICO
BASADOS HACIENDOME GANAR OROS

Based tuna fish. MLS is elite.

TJ is full of Sinaloans

Come home based black brother

Jej based, as a matter of fact you're right fucking Mexican women are gold diggers to the max. Especially if they know you got papers.

based cuck

Based

Are girls in DF less likely to fall for showing off money or does it work everywhere

half time

post mexican related things

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Disfrutalos amigo!

Please keep politics In twitter canayin

The kids celebrating cause those are his first two goals with the NT

South Africa is whiter than México dipshit

If Mexico was a DBZ character who would they be? Krillin?

In DF you'll get robbed for showing off money

NO MAMES

I got a galaxys9+ is that enough?

>going for the daughter
Patrician as fuck

Post something for the Official SUM presents with /LigaMX/ feats /MLS+Ayy/ 2019 Gold Cup Collage. We need some tuna or some shit

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good to know

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Mr satan

idk, I'm form tijuana, if you visit go to las pulgas.

Based, planning for the future user

Mr. Satan

Maybe...Yamcha

Mr. Satan

>fucked a gorgeous trap 2 months ago
>contact her last week and ask her to fuck
>says she'd like to fuck but she's in a relationship now

God damnit. Best lay I've ever had

Ten shin han

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Que tan interesadas son las morras en sus barrios m8s?

Friendly reminder that a Yuru Camper burned a forest in Nuevo Laredo

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Cuanto ganaste amigo?

*sighs*

1 year ago lads

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Was s(he) an escort?

Pa que lo madreen kek
Mandalo al cocobongo

Yajirobe

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what's DF?

it's not fair bros

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Holy shit Mr.Satan is actually perfect

Did it hurt you when she put her pen0r in your boi pucci?

Shield Hero's world it's literally Mexico

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Needs more stagnated water and dogs drinking from it

based trap fucker

.

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Wasn't it in Hidalgo or El Establo? kek

Mexico City

What?

Está buscando madres soteras de fábrica, en las pulgas se juntan.

unironically looks comfy

lol

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Nice perro, would kidnap

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If Mexico doesn't score at least 10 here this is considered a failure right?

comfy as fuck

Didn't the guy post about it on Yea Forums right afterwards?

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I don't have the screencap, but I remember it was around Tamaulipas

>Casa de carton
>comfy

Acabas de llegar de Chiapas o qué pedo?

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I found out later she was a pretty high end one but I matched with her on Tinder and banged for free.

no
well, yes

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He posted it on /soc/ or /trv/, can't remember. Man, I wish I had it with me

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It will only be a failure if Cuba somehow manages to score at least one [spoiler]which they will[/spoiler]

I suppose cutting Vegeta's tail = Germany 0-1 Mexico at Russia 2018

>She
was a total bottom

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*ice

>If Mexico doesn't score at least 10 here this is considered a failure right?
No, tata isn't the type of coach to run up the score, he'll most definitely tell his players to park the bus the second half as respect for the game and their rival.

Yes, I haven't laugh as much in years

finna

B.5

filename is her ig

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I think it was on /out/

fuckign based

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A la prima se le arrima mexibros?

I remember that
I do not care much about football aside from the banter you get from other countries so I was not watching the game
I was in my bed
The small earthquake after that goal woke me up

Anyway to make money marrying a Mexican?

Based as fuck

This, I think it was /out/. I found it in the archives once, but I can't remember which board.

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I found it

archive.nyafuu.org/out/thread/1186752/

Bros, just IMAGINE being able to impregnate a thicc Latina and raise a family with her, IMPREGNATINGN her again

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Idk about Mexicans but when I went to Vietnam I was offered 5k to marry some guys daughter

Y a la sobrina tambien

>A la prima se le arrima
Simon cabron

Soul

Fuck that's awesome! I'll get a job doing that

Can someone post that Mexican fan drinking water?

It's the little things you remember about big moments.

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>he hasnt been fucking his cousin since the age of 12...
We 22&24 now, were still fucking around

Wow...

Marrying a rich one

i work with mexicans and centrocos, got offered their grandaughters/nieces/whatever and 20K to marry em.
i just want a thicc mexicana or Honduran who'll cook me pambazos or baleadas, all i want.

The thing is, there isn't any place in the world where you can do this without being under her control after signing a marriage contract ;_;

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Fucking kek

what part of mexico has those white looking girls?

I meant to help them settle in the United States

anyone got a good image of a goal being scored
im trying to replace the snakes on the martinique flags with goals

Southern USA

Upper middle class+ in all states, but more common in the North

California

Are they qts?

plant girls, not mexicans

But you can see that type of girls in Mexico at Jalisco or Monterrey

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Oh, then yes.
I know a girl that's divorcing her drug dealer husband because she can't get a visa because of him.
She offered my American relative 5 thousand dollars to fake a marriage only for the green card.
She's quite hot, too.

Cuando eramos reyes

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That's what I want to do. Minus the drug dealing ex. 5k and sex is what I'll take

Zacatecas it's also white

Selling her nudes

More like the whole state

Why is Mexico so racist?

Green card wise

>Minus the drug dealing ex
Kek that's what's stopping me from fucking her desu

Hey that's my post

racist? You mean based?

Only straight white christian males can be racist, dummy

This

topkek

browner than you Wilson McWilliams Williamson

Basado y mundialpastillado

Can Mexicans be boomers? My friend said it's only white people cause he listens to cumbias

>no drug dealing gf
it hurts bros

I got no idea where all these chicanos come from when the Gold Cup comes round.

All the chicanos I know fucking LOVE basketball and nothing else.
Particularly the Lakers.

>her ex-bf kidnaps you
no thanks

Has Cuba had a single shot yet?

Jimenez is top Chad boys

wdym?? we would fuck every girl regardless of skin color or nationality

>zzzzz
What a snorefest

I'm not watching it, but according to google, no

No, they have crossed the midfield like 6 times only

>Martinique vs Cuba next
imagine the shitfest that's going to be

Only the 2nd team ever to concede 4 times to Canada vs the team that conceded 4 times to Mexico minus the players that will defect in the next 4 days.

yikes.

Take a lesson in celebrating USWNT!!!

These no class Mexicans, 5 goals and they are still celebrating wtf

>5K for that much baggage
a literal slap to the freedom USA offers. i dont entertain offers less than 20K, most I've ever bargained for was 25K. do it just for fun lol.

you only ever get offered girls they think you'll be into, and if they know they're not to good looking or have a feeling they're not your type they'll try to upsell all her other qualities. cooks, cleans, can maintain a house, which by the way should be standard so i honestly expect that from women south of the border. if it's a woman offering you they'll almost always say somethin along the lines of "she never had boyfriend," or "she doesn't go out, she is nice girl" which is code for virgin. if it's a guy offering you they just will show you as many as sfw lewds/ homey looking pictures which i always laugh at cause like, why do you have these lol how weird they must feel.

*Charlie Rodríguez

I don't think México had much of a boom after WW2 like USA did. Population growth increased more during the 70s.

Why do every player has a zoomer haircut with full shaved sides

I haven't been watching the dyke world cup, what did the USWNT do?

5

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>I do not care much about football aside from the banter you get from other countries
based and dare I say banterpilled

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Martinique gonna win 3-0

I think he means

Just give us the memecup already

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5>4

Sorry Canada, there can be only one bully here

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Just give us the Cup already

Guatemala would booty blast both these teams

>mfw the final will be Mexico vs Leafland
Do you have your rakes ready, Mexibo?

>A literal wave of immigrants
kek

why is this thread so slow?
I remember 2 years ago the Mexico threads went at 40 posts a minute

>Implying Mexico is racist
Twat, seriously, get the fuck out of here, or do i really need to say the name with A?

Holy shit man the ride back then was so fucking wild

We get a lot of practice raking leaves in your suburbs

>that poor Cuban
Damn, maximum bully

All the chicanos from last year are either dead from drugs or gang violence

Its a super late game against Cuba

Any place online to meet women looking for green cards?

>go to CircleK for a 3rd caguama
>9:20 and closed already

shit used to be better as Extra, this is why they can't compete with oxxo

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>against cuba

even better

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Only vs USA

Where do these Cuban players even play?

For me, it's Curaçao.

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ALETSISBERGA

Here's the line-up's, those are their teams

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Poor cuba

pls no

Can we reach the mithycal 7?

Fucking based.

nah even against tabasco the thread was fast as fuck

>Poor
yeah you're right

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Why doesnt Drumpf deport you prieto manlet back to the jungle?

Does Cuba even have any notable players?

MOST DANGEROUS

>hat-trick against Atlas
>disappear for the rest of the season

Even Tomas (cuck)Boy knows he's shit, and puts all his hopes in La Chofis.

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They started lesing out in the middle of a match.

>almost getting scored
For shame

''The best way to respect your opponent is to keep scoring against him''

-Adolf Hitler

they are good at everything else

For me, it's Delfines del este FC

who /colegialas/ here?

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A failure just because of that

puñetin

They dropped 13 on Thailand and people got assblasted because they kept celebrating after the 6th goal

That mix of of youth poverty and slutiness.

Holy shit that was close

if Cuba scores we automatically lose

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yo si le llenaba el tanque a la güera esta

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>poorbelin
Hahahha wow

>In America it is considered rude to keep scoring goals if you've already won
>It's called running up the score

what a beta nation
how did they ever land on the moon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_up_the_score

fc camaguey jersey where

They literally have more Olympic medals than pretty much all the Latin American countries combined, and this is not a sport they care about. And even if they did, which they don't, they can't watch it.

It really is stupid.

She looks 35

Shut up, Trump is sending all the centracas to Juarez and Tijuana

I hope so

Yeah, she's one of my fav colegialinhas

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La creatura.

>Hattrick debut of Tuna

Tuna Man > el tronco

>a fucking fish statpading
Pffft

Probably a luchona trying to get her certificado de prepa after the 2nd daughter

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>Wrecking scrubs is poor manners in the US

Where the fuck does this Tuna guy even play

Hermosillo

why did the peje open the gates in the southern border? What a retarded move.

Would genuinely sniff her feet

I thought tuna was a fruit in spanish

dubs and some big cuban N judo chops this mls shitter antuna into a wheelchair

According to wikipedia 15 Cuban league players, 5 Dominican league, 2 Guatemala and 1 Panama

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How much mercury does tuna have?

>EME ELE ESE
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>EME ELE ESE
EME ELE ESE
>EME ELE ESE
EME ELE ESE
>EME ELE ESE
EME ELE ESE
>EME ELE ESE

>TUNA
ATUN
>TUNA
ATUN
>TUNA
ATUN
>TUNA
ATUN
>TUNA
ATUN

>What part of Mexico you from?
Heilongjiang

In all seriousness can I get some sort of sauce on her? For research, of course

>that skin
I'd impregnate her so many times

would rape her at Carnaval

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Tuna for Chivas pls

It’s fucking CUBA for christ sakes. They just found out about colored tv’s last year.

It's a tasty fruit

Didn't even know those countries had a league

Is a fruit from the cactus so yeah.

No, that's mine

see what a little "dash of obama" will do to a country, looking at you cuba

Based.

Same

What gates? They have always been "open" and Mexico has always deported up to 95% of all the Central Americans that get in anyway. And AMLO's administration is ramping up deportations even further to the point he sent the newly formed national guard because he is a cuck.

Yeah, tuna is the sweet part of the Nopal, but tuna means "Atún" than it's a canned fish

>antuna
Literally who le fuck is that faggy zoomer

>based guardado told an tuna to stop showboating just cause he scored on a team of semi pros

It is a fruit in mexican spanish, the fruit of the prickly pear cactus

Just google reverse image search it, dumbass

It is

prickley pear

imagine watching this USELESS FINISHED GAME instead of the GOat Tyson Fury vs Schwartz

Bueno muchachos está listo, esta es la gorda que me voy a comer en esta edición de /oro/ mándenme sus energías papis

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>ole

Classless Chicanos

sauce used to be ig/wxjuliana but I sadly noticed than she changed her account, can't find her anymore

that fight was finished as soon as it was announced though

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Grande Higuaín

Como está la cara? Ese es el detalle más decisivo

*manda energia*
Buena suerte

>not watching how Tyson's going to btfo that german
it's the same reason we watch messi vs real madrid

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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>poorbelin again

Paradella deserves to play in liga meme x

>Bueno muchachos está listo, esta es la gorda que me voy a comer en esta edición de /oro/ mándenme sus energías papis
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
Aqui tienes wey, para ser honesto yo tambien me cogia a esa gorda

Speak english you dumb prieto manlet

>Playing so desperately to score an 8th
Truly the most patrician of teams

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

PURA VIDA
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Money + north

post but, hers.

He played in gronigen before mls, was signed to city at one point iirc

Por lo que mas quieras, no olvides reventarle el culo mientras le retuerces los pezones como si intentaras ahorcar a un par de gallinas, que te valga verga si le duele.

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>implying Rosarito, Tecate, Mexicali and Ensenada exists

2 matches today, 11 goals. No wonder why the world does not take concacaf seriously.

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>Instituto nacional de migración has always been corrupt as fuck
>Sometimes going to the extreme of handing migrants to pollero mafias
>But still kicked migrants out when they didn't pay up
>AMLO promises classic leftist policies regarding migration during campaign
>This is an incentive to centracas
>Puts a bleeding heart liberal in charge of the INM
>The "pay to cross" defacto policy is scraped
>So everyone who couldn't afford a pollero or pay off the Mexican migra can suddenly afford to make the trip North
>Get surprised when you have 100,000 maras at your border

AMLO Is a fucking retard

Venezuela-Peru was a fucking snoozefest. This is high quality entertainment.

Pic related
Cuban goalkeeper is their best player

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La CONCACAF es la zona femenil de la FIFA.

And the Argentina-Colombia game. What did you think of that?

Post-match thread:

\o/

TICO

Just look for the richest places

Is this collage material?

>>Get surprised when you have 100,000 maras at your border
This isn't new. There has been up to 400,000 Central Americans attempting to cross Mexico for almost ten years now. Long before the caravan meme.

>3 kids
don't do it

????? nobody calls atun "tuna" here

That match was rigged as fuck and Peru should have won 3-0

Predictable if you've seen our last matches

That pic is clearly showing we call "prickly pears" tunas. Are you blind?

\o/ desde la India te mando energía.

I think so, don't know about you tho m8.

kids
>don't do it
He's just gonna pump and dump her m8, you act like he's gonna marry her.

Meh, we had a nicaraguan who fucked chickens in the last collage. He's a good lad

>400,000 Central Americans attempting to cross Mexico
Every single year btw

No you’re retarded.

AMLO is saying yes to papa Trump like every good sudaca president

google.com/amp/s/politicaya.com/2019/06/07/mexico-desplegara-6000-tropas-en-frontera-con-guatemala/amp/

Todos son sus hijos?

Would rather live in one of those non-existent places than that shithole

I was able to tell within 5 minutes that your NT had learned literally nothing and went in with the same plan as before.

The fact Colombia didn't score in the first half is nothing short of ineptitude from them

tunas are a thing here too, it's a good fruit

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True, didn't expect the Colombian spaghetti either.

NEW NEW NEW
remember to keep our general alive

>AMLO is saying yes to papa Trump
Only starting from last week when he kicked out the "human rights" activist he had as the head of the migration institute

Next week the hard liner starts based on Trump's orders