What are his finest individual moments in international football?

damn he actually looks like a human being there

Hat tricks against Switzerland in a semi of a glorified friendly competition, against Sweden in quali playoff after he failed to turn up in their group stages and against Spain in an utterly meaningless WC group game.

fucking kek. i love how he states at the ref as he's going down begging for a freekick.

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Goal vs Porto was fucking GOAT and underrated. Also his free kick vs Spain

>What are his finest individual moments in INTERNATIONAL football
>Goal vs Porto was fucking GOAT
Why are Yanks so retarded, lads?

That game of his against Asspain in the last World Cup is underrated. The best performance I’ve seen from a player in the 4 world cups I’ve seen.

Lel

>The best performance I’ve seen from a player in the 4 world cups I’ve seen.
Oh fuck off. He did nothing of note and a keeper who didn't have two brain farts would have prevented his non-penalty goals.

Yeah let’s ignore the things that he did besides scoring the goals, he commanded the midfield like Xavi and Iniesta at their peak.

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>muh stats don’t tel the whole story, muh eye test
He played an outstanding match overall

>Europe lost to this

>Heel goal vs Hungary with Portugal on the brink of elimination (+1 assist +1 other goal)
>Perfect match vs Spain
>that tie with Sweden
>bycicle kick goal vs Azerbaijan incorrectly disallowed
>GOAT goal vs Spain incorrectly disallowed

Lol did he fuck. He and the entire Portuguese team were anonymous and comprehensively outplayed by Spain. He dived for a penalty, had a shot that should have been a routine save slip though De Gea's fingers, then dived again for a freekick, which De Gea should have had covered, other than that he did nothing and was lucky to salvage a draw the Portuguese didn't deserve.

If you genuinely think that was the best performance in a WC from an individual, then you can't pay much attention to the game.

cringe.

You've been at this for hours little man. Maybe you could find something better to do?

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Our team is completely different now

Oh dear, the fat fuck embarrassing himself.

Yeah, and? We're talking about the Spain vs Portugal game. What are you not following?

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Yeah. From then on he started looking like a God.

god is white man with a bushy beard.

his finest international moment? besides group stage shit? none. Unless you count cheerleading in the Euro final.

Yeah try to spin it in whatever way you want but your little Messoy rants won’t change the past.

Where was the rant about Messi? The only person that has mentioned him ITT is you. And you can't address any point I made in the post you've quoted because you know it's true and has made you look foolish and ignorant. lmao.

Do these people have no shame? They're grown ass men and they know they're being filmed yet they act like dramaqueers.

When he diddnt held back his team in the final against france

heheh

did ronaldo ever do his tip toe stance while he was at united?

Better to dive than post anonymously on a Mongolian basket weaving imageboard

>yank attempt at banter

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>american copes by posting a picture of a coke can saying cope
Kek

When he got injured in the final

Achieving orgasmic climax after being caressed by a magnificent moth.

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