Imagine if soccer was played not with a soccer ball.. but with a watermelon

imagine if soccer was played not with a soccer ball.. but with a watermelon..

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post the webm lads
you know which one

Just another sport where niggers excel

based black Canadian poster

excellent thread

I like watermelon and I'm so white I make the sun get skin cancer.

>I like a sickly sweet melon AND I'm h'white
Do you want a trophy?

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watermelon is nice
thanks for reading

you're welcome

Do you get a yellow card if you break the melon?

Wow is that pic real

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One time as a kid we had halftime watermelon during a soccer game, and foolishly I swallowed a seed. Had to go to the ER to have it surgically removed. Having a melon grow inside your stomach is a gruesome death.

Not as fun as imaging an AND 1 Mixtape tour played with a watermelon.

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Why did this give me such a massive erection?

Really makes me think!

everyone likes watermelon

Literally who the fuck doesnt like watermelon

racists

because you're a gay faggot who likes male women

Yes, I deserve one for being further evolved than most. The less dark you are the more sapient you become.

Do people who post statements like this actually believe them or are they just being edgy to look tough on an anime imageboard?

>gay faggot
bit redundant lad

edge is good, actually

Do people with excessive melanin actually believe the world would be a worse place without them?

No. Part of hating white people is an implicit acknowledgment of how thoroughly we BTFO all their ancestors

they do it for you's, and you just gave him one, u dumb fuck

because there is literally nothing sexier than a woman with strong legs
>t. homosexual

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haha imagine her doing this on your dick? haha j/k

I don't give a shit about some German autist's pathetic internal reward system that revolves around (you)s. I respond to whatever post I feel like responding to you retarded faggot.

Having my head in position of that melon would be my choice of suicide

relax and have a snickers you little bitch

You first gaylord

black people can also get skin cancer because of the sun
so any niggers reading this i recommend you wear sunblock

Because you're a heterosexual man who likes peak women

God, I wish that was me

It would be basketball

hahahahaha!

Because you are a filthy vegan with a gore fetish. Get help you freak

Thank you for your contribution

This is a decent thread
It makes me imagine a public access sports talk show

do you even have a head?