Eternal Arsenal Thread

>NOOOO! YOU CAN'T SIMPLY WALK OFF THE PITCH!

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Did the sampdoria deal fall through? keep seeing talks of signing forwards and midfielders but no fullbacks..

>NOOOO! YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY

>T U R K S

>U

>R

>K

>S

>ON YOUR TEAM

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Kroenke, Canada, Ireland, Özil, AMN, Iwobi, Mustafi, Kolashit, Micky, Xhaka OUT

The only player would could be a decent captain is Papas.

Honestly it all went downhill the season Arsenal stooped doing their preseason in Austria.

>last thread died early
might as well call it quits lads

STILL NO FUCKING SIGNINGS

One man has tanked the thread

Don't feel like posting with literal retards

Also 3rd season of europa, lol

post with me bro i'm not a retard

I know bro but posting just makes the retard post more bullshit

>I'm not a retard

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true that, red white red meme magic is real lads

Maurizio Sarri has left his role as Chelsea manager and joined Serie A champions Juventus.

Xhaka, Ozil, Mohamed Elneny, Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Alex Iwobi, Shkodran Mustafi and Sokratis are still contracted to Arsenal football club.

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It's only going to get worse as the hope that some fans still have dies.

twitter.com/naeryn/status/1140151449428680704

she's gay lads

>implying women can be gay

sorry to crash your thread faggots but arsenal fans are the most idiotic fans in modern era SPORTS, not just football. They keep buying tickets and filling the pockets of a fat fuck silly american who won't spend a single green dollar to improve the squad. "You're" stuck with mediocre squad for almost 20 years but were saved time and time again by a genius manager who would take any league 1 french scub to top 4 of the premier league.... only to be sacked and replaced. I pity emery as this is the worst squad he's managed since Valencia days...and that squad was dogshite. ARSENAL SHOULD PLAY WITH AN EMPTY STADIUM YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, THAT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SAVE YOUR BELOVED CLUB!! DO NOT BUY TICKETS OR MERCHANDISE!

Based

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"h-hey g-guys let's buy some overpriced tickets to a game but we have to boo the players at half-time and full-time okay? That will surely teach them!"
Arsenal fans and making sense do not go hand to hand. Skullfucked by the ownership so hard they cannot think straight anymore. bunch of cucks.

i agree with you lad, fuck going to games

>cant afford to spend 30m
JUST
i hope this club has some major incident or some major expensive misfortune that will make this club fucked beyond repair in the next 40 years

ded

that cutie eboni on the channel 4 debate

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>Arsenal midfielder Lucas Torreira could move to AC Milan in a swap deal, with the Serie A side ‘confident’ of getting a deal done.

> Incoming Milan boss Marco Giampaolo coached Torreira at Sampdoria and has reportedly asked about the possibility of reuniting with the player at Milan.

> Torreira gave the Italian giants hope earlier in the week when he strongly indicated his struggles to adapt to life in England earlier this week.

> The Uruguay international joined the Gunners just one year ago for a fee of nearly €30m, and now il Corriere dello Sport reports that the London club are ready to demand €50m for the prized young midfielder.

> However Milan have a plan, as the newspaper explains the Rossoneri no longer view Kessie as untouchable and value him €30m, meaning he could be offered as part of a deal for Torreira.

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Good thing Milan is my favorite club, I only supported Arsenal when Joel Campbell was signed, fucking Wenger and his preference of walcot ruined his career

yeah this isn't going to happen

>posted 15 minutes ago
>when its already been stated that torreira is not for sale
dumb american

You mean Arsenal got a decent owner who actually gives shit about the club?

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cucks

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Fucking hell sign someone and sell ozshit and not torreira

> Certain valuable player is not for sale
> the club says
> pic related

living the bong life

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cheeky bid for roberto carlos?

Campbell was a shitter

>Get a not too memey black player for an unhappy manlet
Sounds too good to be true desu

kreonke doesn't deal with transfers you dumb burger and the board wouldnt sell a player we've only had for a season

Reliable @BilelGhazi now reporting that William Saliba could very soon become an Arsenal player after agreement was reached between the player and Arsenal on Sunday. Arsenal will now enter into negotiation with his team.

Bilel in his report on @lequipe says the idea is William Saliba will be loaned back to his team next season.

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>loaned back
no point even talking about him until next season then

Did arsenal actually have to give a guard of honour to United that season? Must have been real degrading seeing RvP walk past

youtu.be/ggP2298LytU

looks like the next goat defender

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what is that building

dunno, just thought it was a cool building

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Kessie is class, hope arsenal can actually get him

porn building

and you call this thread sports?

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Based

I recognise that building from somewhere, is it in York?

Those Kink websites like EverythingButt

Couldn't sleep because of the lack of signings

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>sign a player
>loan him back
>Mustafi starting every game next season

delete this

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it's an old armory in San Francisco, I used to bartend near there

Arsenal 'out of race to sign £30million Yannick Carrasco' with just £45m to rebuild the squad this summer

>dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7146723/Arsenal-race-sign-30million-Yannick-Carrasco.html

Hate Kroenke
Hate Wenger
Hate Anime

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based

banter club

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Do we even know if Carrasco is a Turk? For all we know we dodged a bullet.

it’s time to shut it down lads, there is absolutely no point in watching Arsenal as long as Kroenke holds the club hostage. Everything that Arsenal stands for (or at least used to under Wenger) has been outdated since a decade ago.
Let the club and board rot and hope that sooner than later someone with an actual interest in winning takes over. Things already started to rumble in the background after Arsenal lost the final the way they did and they are on course to crash even harder this season.
Kroenke HAS to go and only the fans can force him out.

>We need to get into the CL to get more money
>do nothing to improve the likelihood of this happening

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kroenke doesnt care about arsenal itself making money, its the value of the club (which goes up a ton each year despite being shit) that he cares about. aslong as we dont make a 50m+ operating loss i doubt he will give a fuck, and even then he will just cut player wages until we break even again

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bump

but the value keeps going down and he doesn't give a fuck

its very weird

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>forbes.com/soccer-valuations/list/
Arsenal is (somehow) still above Liverpool despite being complete shit.

>45 mil
>Rebuild
TOP KEK.
Man, I love Arsenal so much.

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What a nice girly girl

fucking hate being an arsenal fan lads

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>Nooo, you don't understand! We're from North London: we're SUPPOSED to be MUTTED!!!

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If players like Özil, Mustafi and Miki are sold this summer, the transfer window won't be that bad. Give youngsters a shot. They can't be worse than these bums. And with a bit of luck someone like Nketiah explodes and he's sold for 100M to City next season.

You think Germany would be able to cope without invizozil, wouldn't you? Odd.

Can't the club just give them Mustafi instead? Obviously, they won't... Just wish they would.

>Give youngsters a shot
*finish 19th*

Implying anyone would want Mistakeafi. I wouldn’t take him at my club for a half eaten banana.

Not really, Ozil was carrying Germany for years and won them the World Cup, only to be scapegoated for their more recent shortcomings, so now he retires from international and German football is irrelevant once again

arsenal.com/news/developing-our-young-players-key-appointments

Ruhr 24 (reliable) reporting that Markus schubert has had a change of mind and is on the verge of joining Schalke 04 instead of Arsenal.

>tfw no Totti

arseblog.com/2019/06/arsecast-extra-episode-293-17-06-2019/

its up

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if bellerin comes back good i don't feel THAT bad about us next season tbf

chelski and manure are more fucked that us

Of course we're going to start singing praises of project youth now that we're poor. Doubt we'd actually make much of it though.

he's gonna come back worse and won't even have his pace to redeem him

>come in here
>it's just fake fans and trolls trolling trolls
christ on a stick.

Please don’t blaspheme in /arse/

Manchester United have made bid of £50m for Crystal Palace right back Aaron Wan Bissaka. Bid has been rejected. Bid is £35m plus £15m add ons.
Palace not happy with add ons. It is thought they would accept straight £50m bid
Chelsea have rejected £35m bids from Barcelona and Atletico Madrid for Willian, Sky Sports News understands.

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mornin

Eat cock will

the club has Z E R O youngsters who are good enough for a team in the premiership let alone one with top 4 aspirations.

#NoSignings

How about a banana that technically hasn't been eaten, but was deepthroated by a 6/10 qt?

There's stil saliva on it that contains enzimes which will slowly digest the banana

ManU all the way

unless you eat it first

Why the fuck do Chelsea want to keep Willian so bad?

SEETHING lads
#NoSignings

>you now remember the cohesion meme
who needs signings?

just want to feel good user

Im starting to fall for the bielik meme emery should just play a 4-3-3 with a DM like bielik

He lost his pace long ago when he became a vegan

>Gabriel Martinelli faz 18 anos nesta terça e vai trocar o Ituano pelo Arsenal por R$ 30 milhões
basadaõ e vermelhopillaõ

Ozil had one good tournament for Germany and has been coasting off of it for the past 9 years

he was elite in all tournaments for germany, from the u21 in 2009 to the world cup in 2014. After the world cup, it seems like his interest to improve took a hit

"Xhaka playing a friendly game currently and one fan invades the pitch and kisses his leg."

NANI

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I edited his FIFA attributes down to 75 because that's what they should be.

Based fan cursing his foot by giving him the death kiss

afternoon lads

Chelsea can here, it's for his twice a season cut inside blooters

Wenger IN

Based
Supremely based

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Thoughts?

For me, it's
>2-1
>1-1
>4-1
>2-3
>3-1

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sounds about right

Got a job interview via FaceTime later lads, how do I prepare?

They didnt even kiss his dominant foot

Just bee yourself but mute to fart so you can always be at ease

Based Jamaica just baby shaked Honduras

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Those aren’t white nations so it doesn’t matter

>Jamaica
>defending

luckily the game is almost over

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win is a win, night /arse/

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hope USA never wins another game

Women are one of God’s only mistakes

Glad to see the consensus is clearly fuck Ozil. About time.

The lack of news regarding player sales is disgusting.

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Although this board seems to have a slight preference for the MUTT system, the TURK system isn't too far behind.

strawpoll.me/18092123/r

Underrated

>Make a mistake to cost your national team and allow Penaldo to score
>Go on insta immediately after and say, "Wowy did you see how good Cristiano was tonight??? #respect"

Loser's mentality

Doesn't belong in the club

Manchester City have just confirmed to Atlético Madrid they’re going to pay the release clause for Rodri. Final price: €70M. The player is discussing his contract now

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Is this the future of football?

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James Olley: Hector Bellerin will miss the start of next season as he continues his recovery from knee surgery. Arsenal hoped he may play some part late in pre season but he won’t.

Based Wenger

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My fucking god

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I miss the days when Wenger was so stingy the most the players could get was 90k

Lucas Torreira's agent speaking to @cmdotcom: "I know nothing of AC Milan's interest. I only heard about it in the press. No one contacted me. Would Giampaolo's [Milan's manager] call be something special for Lucas? Yes, clearly."

I like the way Bellerin dresses, going to dress like him

where do i buy that sort of clothes online

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i do aswell, nice for a footballer to not look like le footy lad

expensive though i reckon

He dresses horribly.

Lads

Its obamamang 30th bday

Ozil on 350k is highway robbery

Women's section

Based

not based

Based

have sex

eat cock will

Based

Arsenal have been shit since 2007

based

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Stopped watching at halftime because I thought we'd never scored. Nice.

Indeed, just re-watched it. Got goosebumps man

I swear to god Wenger ruined the club for another 10 years.

i remember

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So what exactly does guendouzi do?

pass the ball and run around a bit

lad do you still have that picture of two blacks and it says >you ever want to touch yo barbers dick

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We should sign Everton Soares

Alexis Claude Maurice in L’Équipe: “I want to join Gladbach. They are a club that focus on young players, there is a good structure, they are playing in the Europa League. I like their project & it suits me.”

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So >we are hovering near Gladbach tier?

So glad that Emery has been redpilled on the MUTT question after this abhorrent season and is now continuing the DEMUTTIZATION process that began under Wenger.

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A picture shared on social media this week appeared to confirm an Arsenal offer for Hakim Ziyech – but football.london say the bid document was a hoax.

There were errors on the document which an official page would not have, such as incorrect grammar and the wrong address.

Arsenal have been linked with a summer move for Ziyech, but this forged document does NOT prove a bid has been submitted.

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>such as incorrect grammar and the wrong address.
y-yeah, completely fake

Literally nobody thought that was a real document.

twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1141248751132139522

cute cute

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Pass sideways to Ramsey

For the first 1/2 months of the season his passing was actually really good. Then he became really reserved. Still think he can become a good DM.

So peak Harry Redknapp at QPR-tier then

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>Goalkeeper David Ospina has completed a move from Arsenal to Napoli for £4m.
What the fuck, isn't he their first team keeper and still the Colombian NT No. 1? How has he gone so cheap? Why can't arse into transfer sales, i can't think of a single time where they got a good price on a sale..

Mats Hummels has completed a £38m transfer from Bayern Munich back to Borussia Dortmund.

all of my kek, Buyern are laughing all the way to the bank
it's Arsenal

>manager wants to sign player from Arsenal but worries that a player with his profile will be too expensive
>nervously broaches the subject in meeting with transfer committee
>DoF smirks and says
>lads, it's Arsenal

This is rude

are English fans of this mess of a club even capable of physically pronouncing the word "Atlético" without adding an H that doesn't exist.
and then finishing off this butchery by saying it in their disgraceful multicultural accent: AFF-LEHEE-COE?
please, someone tell them it's not Athletico.

I took Latin, Spanish and French in school lad I have good diction and pronunciation

I can, it's not hard

love watching these

youtube.com/watch?v=f4j8tMNl4MY

I’ll make it hard bb

>i love feeling depressed

well, I was talking about the Wobbies, the DTs and the Turkish of this world.
they are physically incapable of saying Atlético.

...

SkySports: West Brom in talks with #AFC over a deal for Jenkinson. Celtic are also understood to be interested in the player who is keen to move to play football more regularly

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Well they took Gibbs off >us so they may as well have Jenko, too.

Can i habe a gander at ur diction lad if u catch my drift that is

For me, it's the Visit Rwanda Londoners.

>TalkSPORT host Andy Goldstein claims that Manchester United have made a “first offer” of £70m for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.

>Goldstein claimed on Tuesday evening that United ‘are interested in Aubameyang,’ and have already made an opening offer.“I’ve got someone on the inside – not United, by the way, someone on the inside – who, every so often, will tell me transfer gossip. I would say he has a hit ratio of about, quite high, 75-25. Right? He’s told me quite a few that does happen, not just at United but other clubs as well.

> “He told me about Anthony Martial, which I tweeted two days before United even approached. It was one of those, ‘how do you know?’. It was one of those.

> “He has told me that United are interested in Aubameyang. What do you make of that? He’s got two years left on his deal, just under. He is 29 years old. He’s the finished article. United did something similar with Van Persie. Romelu Lukaku isn’t doing it for Solskjaer, I’m led to believe.

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build the team around him

>Goldstein

this is our coutinho moment

>waaaaa why can't they speak a faggy language made for faggots
Yeah, yer a fag

‘no’

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>sanchez
>poogba
>obamemong
>bayol
Damn manure is reaching BOSS levels i didn't even knew possible, ship in Ozil as well and i will laugh constantly for the entire season

United have agreed a fee with Crystal Palace for the transfer of Aaron Wan-Bissaka. The deal values Wan-Bissaka at £55m

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wish we signed him desu

> So who will be our VanDijk and Salah ?

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Lascelles and Pepe

any signings?

instagram.com/p/By5uV7BoCUM/

streamgoals.com/video/d71a4c6374

I wish this club would sign some actual likeable players again instead of cunts, vegan faggot will be injured within 10 games of coming back

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Hand over the (you)'s and nobody gets hurt

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At the faggot store

>United fans starting a movement to get rid of the owners
Must be nice.

>pre-season starts in 11 days
>still no signings

also this

not so much this

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Based Krystian Bielik bossed the midfield + scored the only goal of the match

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>yfw he doesn't get a chance next season