China invent soccer

The germans are doing a pretty fine job in creating a germany without germans

oh my god based wang

you can buy my home

now this is banter

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Based Finn standing up for his fellow mongols.

Based

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>Winnie the Pooh
Is that because their president looks like Pooh?

You can call it football but it's not soccer

yes

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>no goals, no pitch, no 11 man team
china invented kicking a ball

wow great, that's fine and dandy and all that
but can those bugmen teach those filthy indian "people" to shit on a toilet? huh?
I thought so.

Who invented the ball?

1billion+ people can barely put 11 people together to make a competent team

dungbeetles

Based bugmen repellent

And yet the west did all those things better than them, so nothing of this are really achievements at all

based

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china world cup within 16 years. screenshot this post

Top kek, why are asians such bad drivers?

Why do girls buy this huge fucking trucks they are always fucking shit up, they shouldnt get such big cars.

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>when you go first person view in GTA

Impressive.

With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the west and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Chinese dragon, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of western powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. With the blessings of Chinese quantum direct-current electricity, quantum aircraft carriers and quantum enhanced railguns will be the instruments with which China affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world politics and offers the non-western world a different option; an humanist alternative to the depredations of Western leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.

No, they didn't. The game you're showing there is called Tsu Chu. Association Football was created by England. Tsu Chu was a military drill to encourage balance and agility. You were physically allowed to attack the player with the ball and the nets were more akin to futsal nets. Ie, small and not very wide. There is fuck loads of ancient ball games, that does not make them the inventor of the game. Association Football is the game played today and it was created in England.

I'm not sure if you're shitposting or not, you've been using this proxy to shitpost for awhile. All of those things you say Chinese will produce will not be created by the Chinese in the 21st century. It's likely they won't be at a military grade level even in the West until the end, or more likely, not worth it. Railguns exist, they just are less useful and more expensive that missiles and propellent guns. Even if China had decent railguns that removed all the issues that come with them, they have no defences against conventional missile attacks (that's ignoring that their navy is smaller than Italy's in terms of capital ships).

>Ching Chong
Oh, Rosie O'Donnell is with us. Hownice.

kek

cope

do you have the one where an asian is riding a shitty motorcycle and then slightly bumps into the back of a car and his motorcycle catches fire

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