>ARGENTINA

>Tango is Uruguayan
>Mate is Paraguayan
>Gauchos are Brazilian
>Dulce de Leche is chilean
>Rio de la Plata belongs to Uruguay
>Sao Paulo, Ayrton Senna, Neymar and Pele are superior to Buenos Aires, Fangio, Messi and Maradona
>Brazilian churrasco is better than arshitinian asado (not to mention mexican Carne Asada or American BBQ)
>Chilean Patagonia is better than Argentinian 'Patagonia' (a desert, really)
>Carlos Gardel was Uruguayan
>The Southernmost city of the world isn't Ushuaia, but Puerto Williams
>North Argentina belongs to Bolivia
>Brazil and Uruguay are whiter.
>Chile is safer and richer
>Argentinian ''''''beaches'''''' pale in comparison to Brazils
>2 bought football WCs amidst corruption against 5 legit brazilian WCs
>Borges and Cortazar are worse than Garcia Marquez and Pablo Neruda, Cortazar being a mere copycat


JUST

LITERALLY JUST BROS

JUST LET US HAVE SOMETHING

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Based

stunning and brave

MACRI GATO

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sticky this

All true but Borges senpai

Basado

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hi

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Woke argenlad, best argenlad.

what about argentinian grills? they're 10/10 for me

Based.

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>Dulce de Leche

Se dice manjar bro

Argentina is TOO WHITE to compete with fast Ngubu. Either import blacks or suffer the consequences.

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OK but who the fuck wants gauchos?

A

Se dice cajeta.

OH NO NO NO NO

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Someone post the couch girl meme but with Colombia / Argentina

m-mods..

god that webm is so arousing

Can you stop spamming this girl

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Goddamn what's with whites and self-hate?

best vocaroo of the century

cringe vocaroo

Why is Chile not pounding some argie ass in this pic?

Not a single argie ITT

What the fuck man

cringe

Fix’d

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CRINGE

this, but unironically

CRINGE
Take this cringe post to

Added to the collection

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Why are we the dick

You’re the condom, Uruguaybro

And the Falklands are British

don't you ever talk shit about Borges again senpai

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Kys nigger

your empanadas are ok I guess

Malvinas are mexicans

Las maldivas son bolivianas

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>Las Malvinas are British

>dulce de leche is chilean
Yeah, no.
It's as delusional and cringe as those indians trying to claim empanadas are from that dump

kek

Isn't dulce de leche from Uruguay?

Based

Why is Argentina so irrelevant on the world stage

Name one thing they’ve accomplished since the dawn of time besides producing drugged up footballers and harbouring Nazis

it actually is, but whatever

Disputed origins likely from no south american country. They all make it and use it in their things

What's so great about your country being relevant anyway, we're all losers here

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>tango is uruguayan
bollocks, this lad is as english as shoving a crumpet up your arse for sport

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Fucking kek

You now realize Leo Messi has done more for soccer in Spain than he’ll ever do for Argentina.

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>he doesn't know about manjar

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Stupid chicano don't know manjar

Manjar blanco is yours just like pisco is yours, weeb faggot

You'll always have Aconcagua

>sperging about who owns manjar
lmao

That should've been the first reply, but you were late so instead you should've quoted me and your mapuche brethren

>Sao Paulo, Ayrton Senna, Neymar and Pele are superior to Buenos Aires, Fangio, Messi and Maradona
fucking based

Very based

>chile = scum
>brazil = literally monkeys
>paraguay = who?
>uruguay = small shit full of stupid people
>ecuador = niggers
>bolivia = ...

ARGENTINA IS BASED FUCK YOU ATHEIST SCUM
GOD IS WHITE AND ARGENTINEAN

If only Messi got you a cup to place that sore ass in. Oh well.

You have rugby

You have pigeons

cringe

Cringe and peronpilled

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pecho frio is typically Argentinian.
that very specific cold breeze that torments Messi's breast.

top lel

>Imagine being Paraguay

Mesero seething

>Tango is Uruguayan

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Based but cringe

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WE WON

>Mate is Paraguayan
No. It's from the guaraníes. Paraguayans are not guaraníes, they are mestizos. Raceless country by definition, despite that, some people will insist with that cuz "we wuz".
>Inb4 we are still aborígenes

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yikes

>>Borges and Cortazar are worse than Garcia Marquez and Pablo Neruda
All correct except this, Neruda a shit and Borges>all

Y vos quien sos boludo, vos nos argentino forro de mierda paraguayo, peruano, boliviano y la concha de tu madre che vos cuantas Libertadores tenes?

Mmmmmmm

lmao Borges (as every other famous argie) used to spend more time here than in Argentina, i wonder why

so yes, Borges was Uruguayan too :^)

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how many fucking times im gonna have to tell you, you motherfucker nigger faggot, you're not funny screaming like the ape you are on your mic you piece of shit, im praying you killyourself soon enough so i don't stumble on another one of your nigger vocaroos, faggot.

Have seven

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Cringe

What about Soda Stereo?

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you got Mercedes Sosa and my favorite writer of all time Borges

this too

>Argentina
>white

Nuevo Tango is Argie and the greatest musical innovation of the 20th Century have some pride mate
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Can someone redpill me on Borges,what should I read first