/hoc/

>mfw there's still people that think this

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Aren't Hughes and Kakko pretty close?
I know Hughes will much more likely be the 1st overall; but from what I've read Kakko has a higher potential than Hughes?
Kakko being described as more of a 'gamble' than Hughes, but with higher potential

>tenor

>he cares about where a gif is sourced from

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>250px-Scout_taunt_laugh

I miss hockey

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t b h, yeah they are close, and no one knows for sure who the Devils will choose first. To my knowledge they haven't tipped their hand yet. But either way, should they both have any sort of success in the league, they'll forever be tied together because of the draft, and because of >rags v devlels rivalry

It's close, don't buy into the finnish memes
For what it's worth I think Kakko will be the better player for the first season or two, then Hughes will pass him

youtube.com/watch?v=ABc8ciT5QLs

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>people still talking about Kakko "Finnish Bust" Kaapo and Jack "Speedy Manlet" Hughes
This draft class is that weak, huh?

How's everyone holding up?

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my eyes are so red right now haha

420.moe

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So who would /hoc/ take at #1?
>Hughes
or
>Kakko

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weed addicted

That kid who plays ball hockey on my street

Byram :^)

Floorball?

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his numbers this year for a D-man, were sweet

More like streetball innit?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

for me, it was playing goaler in street hockey with these plastic beauties

god dammit, forgot pic

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>that one kid who shows up with no roller skates for the street game

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Okay which one of you fags did this

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me btw

have you not been getting your checks from hoc for being here?

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No I haven’t
Wat du

>that one /hoc/ poster that is still a virgin
lmao

you laugh now but at least i'm going to heaven

call them and demand you get your backpay

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Holy shit Ted owns it

sex is reddit

you're going to be someone's 72nd virgin

man i need a new team this shit sucks

>that /hoc/ poster that has never put it in his girlfriends butt
lol sad

>it's actually in Akron
WEW

>that /hoc/ poster that has never eaten his gf's ass

>implying anyone on /hoc/ pays attention to prospects

So what do you guys think of the Kahului + fifth round pick for Maatta?

>be son of millionaire
>electrical spools and cardboard for furniture
>uses lawn as toilet
>existence is just being a stoned hambeast

The more we learn about Ted, the more it jogs the ol' nog

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if you're going to go that route, just make the pants denim and call them the lumberjacks

2/10

>penguins trade olli maata to blackhawks for kahun and a 5th round pick
Ah yes, THIS will fix the penguins

6 days until the draft

Have a good summer lads.

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>rags

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this looks retarded

Cleveland lumberjacks

BAWNG

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disgusting, you truly are the worst poster on /hoc/

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Imagine forcing a game 7 decisively just to lose it on home ice just as decisively.

hockey

based

revolutionary post

cleaned the house, did the laundry, walked the dog, now i'm making dinner lads. how was your saturday?

hokkei

Post your pot

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cringe

Based Berube

>making dinner
>at 9:30

threw some dogs and burgers on the blackstone, took a nap, now just chillin

Don’t fuck with me fags
I’ll kill you

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pretty sure mariya would heem fat ted

lose some weight

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if by heem you mean suck his shriveled cock then yah she probably would

is marina happy about the blues winning the sc?

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>she

how many of yall like bustin nuts

>what do you mean people live in different parts of the world than me?

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i like bustin nuts in your mums ass

*ahem*...reminder

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Had sex.

nobody asked you boston to brag about all those non stanleys

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happy for you lad

>Haha im too busy living it up in the greatest city in the world, im not mad at all

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Shit's overrated. I bet she had more pleasure out of it then me.

seeing.climatecentral.org
how fucked are you in the future?
>entire beach coast is now underwater

I'm hoping >my team picks him, unironically

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What's this shit supposed to have happened like 3 years ago/

>Bragging about titles when half of them were pre-expansion and two others were pre-salary cap
Bruins are the least remarkable team in Boston

glad finland is asleep, he was being a fucking dick earlier

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Not at all

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Fuck you

>rags

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>R

>A

>M

>P

>A

>RAMPA

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youtube.com/watch?v=JnaJiWUIuyI

F

>RAMPA

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>grandpa bay
>rampa gay

okay, this is epic

>rampa

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why do they let vancouver and montreal have the same name

The CFL used to have two Roughriders

so you might mistake vancouver for montreal and go. LOL.

I’m so high

canadien is a name the frenchies made to keep their french identity separate from canada, so its not the same

It's only 22 but the humidity is through the roof and I want to just die to be hon

the winnipeg hosers
the ottawa people that live in canada
the calgary north mexicans

until time ends

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This is why I use a wood twig

Can someone please direct me to the Wild thread thank you in advance for your cooperation

Horrible threadl

the wild fucking suck lmaooo

>someone mentions the wild
>we all start thinking about them

that was a nice shot.

Everyday I come to this general. My posts are accompanied by a flag that immediately informs the reader that I am NOT a big Finnish bull. This deep shame has become increasingly difficult to stomach.

Pray for me bros

Business Idea: The Seattle Americans

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>stay scared m8
>tampon bay
>pongs
>islels
>relocanes
>ruins
Remember how exposed the least got this year?

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you bros are watching the /cfl/, right?

boxing

yeah the west was so much better
>flames
>knightz
>perds
>jest
>shorks

had tickets to a game but didn't go. beer is to expensive now.

boxing and boreball

Jets were slumping the last half I'm surprised they didn't get swept lmao. only the Flames and Rusty Peons got exposed

>they were slumping so I expected them to get swept
and they could have won in 6 had kevin hayes not fucked up that 3rd goal and we could've had a different finals all together. The preds were exposed regardless and so were the shorks as refpuck babbies

>shorks exposed as refbabbies
Yeah if you want half their team getting killed by the Blues sure.

>half their team killed
>when they should have never been there in the first place

Hey why are the CBJs called the Ted's?

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because ted's a big fat fucking faggot

Maybe Vegass shouldn't have shit the bed? 4 goals 4 minutes.

fuck off nigger tits

regardless thats the truth. Knights, for as much as I hate them, had the sharks. You should have put the dagger in regardless and hold the fort down. Instead you choked so hard and had a dumb penalty taken. its as if fleury reverted to his 2012 form against the flyers

>tfw Flyers owners rather invest money into a fucking video game team that will be dead before the new building is complete.
Flyers fags eternally btfo for the century.... least you got that SJW pandering mascot to sell tickets right?

lads get the cytube running?

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weren't you complaining about them yesterday? did philthy nigs bully you irl lad?

how does gary attract more zoomers to the league?

Gritty was actually just a pysop for that purpose

a leaf did

cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

my loins :)

we gotta get something on the channel right now. I think we need some early 2000's hockey kino.

bring back the days of enforcer based hockey.

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Are we watching another movie tonight. hopefully some more kino war films

technically still around but its a dying breed.

hopefully full metal jacket or something. not sure since kep has to torrent shit

dead breed in the nuhl, user.

Went to the parade today boys. That was a lot of people.

MY loins

how will this attract trannies and gays?

Pure Cringe, but no where near as bad as him being officially the liberal version of Pepe as of this week.
They bully everyone, especially pens fans. Who can even tank better than the Cryers. That's how pathetic they are.

truly a shame. hockey genuinely built a lot its reputation on what enforcers brought to the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=qiMJdl7k9sU

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and we get that with hitting regardless. I think that the breed is still there with guys like cizikas and wilson and to an extent marchand

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>Who can even tank better than the Cryers.
the yotes? lol
t. yuma lad

the yotes should be a playoff team this year barring some insane injury bug to them

i know shit is gonna be so ca$h

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ate too much poutine and now can't move
how long until draft?

Maroon is one of my favourite American players guy isn't afraid to drop the gloves.

youtube.com/watch?v=0QohLjsvZq4

i can play
dark knight
django
xXx
prometheus
chernobyl
jurassic world
john wick 1 and 2
mission impossible fallout
alien covenant
war for the planet of the apes
It
jumanji
alien vs predator
spiderman homecoming
shaun of the dead
ferris bueller
argo
alien 1979

or alternatively we can watch some hockey kino. anyone can add videos now

Think he was referring to the pens tank better than them whenever the option is out there. It's how they got Crosby if you think about it.

oh well I might as well put gary thorne kino on

are they as bad as my loins?

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holy shit fuck off with that gay shit

why are you upset

oh right yeah i read it funny ty

Almost impossible since the CFL is a 9 team league where 6 teams make the playoffs

no it's how they got malkin

Meh, still tanking for key players better than them I guess

what a play by the lions

MY LOINS

wtf i love canadian loins now?

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Without true enforcers, the Bruins had zero answer to the intense physical play of the Blues, and by game 7, they were worn down to nothing

terrible post

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miss hoggi :/

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would

I think I understand why people were so wary of offseason /hoc/ now

it hasn't even fucking begun yet. Offseason /hoc/ doesn't reach it's peak until at least the first week of August.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>offseason
uh oh

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better turn on the fight faggots it's almost over

too late it's over

another can crushed

uhm you have church tomorrow morning

I CAN LAY AWAKE JUST TO HEAR YOU BREATHIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGG

we need tyson fury to play hockey fuck he's great

that was kino desu

the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long. RIP ROB FORD.

go knights

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Anybody watch this movie yet?

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>Female humor

>3.7 stars
Yeah that sounds about right for this place.

>Female humor
It is retarded, so she is spot on.

Should have started Ian Scott

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she cute

Watching hockey videos with the boys helps soothes off season

the brand name is High Up. recognize that lip.

gotta say it like Dante

"check out this PHAT LUIP!"

Vancouver should have paired this off with the Johnny Canuck logo for maximum Canadiana retardation.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ur8OayO4BPo

Go to 3:58:20

MIDDLE FINGERS FOR EVERYONE!

St Louis loves the cussin, lol.

too many concussions.

>Akron, Ohio
No wonder Ted is so fucked

Matty Staffrd is th GOLDEN CHILD! but hes all grown up, hes like...adult Simba now.

just in tiem for that lucrative Lion King movie deal crossover....Lion King ads...every commercial break....

lets go lions.

Fucking awful I don't know why people think Johnny Canuck is a good crest

CTE is pseudo science nonsense based on one or two flawed tests

Is Johnny Canuck the only mascot who's literally a white man? I'm having a hard time thinking of any other

About to watch Prometheus lads
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

it's more of a good shoulder patch, not as a team logo

Kek no it isn't, it's literally proven to destroy your brainn

That's why I always say. Only good for the shoulders

based and cascadiapilled

cringe and flying vpilled

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Depends on how you feel about Italians.

Good news! They got rid of it.

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ummm source? actually forget I've seen it and disputed it before. :)

>Should have started Ian Scott
Putting faith in a player with two first names? i can get behind that.

Trip on, Gary

>based on one or two flawed tests
K E K

Why does Gary deny CTE, lads?

literally a made up condition like fibromyalgia

So this is the power of off season /hoc/

Idk I played hockey and football and I'm kinda retarded bro

we're watching a movie lad

You would have been retarded without the CTE anyways

been watching classic popeye cartoons while going to sleep. is he the strongest character in anime?

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yeah we're watching prometheus

i'm offseason /hoc/

yes

I'm the boss of off season /hoc/

he's not even anime

Here's my resume sir

is it kino?

source?

Me, of course.

I have a 154 iq and was in GATE but I space out a lot

Ride due west as the sun sets and turn left at the Rocky Mountains

bracket you here m8

Based Larry robinson still dabbing on the bruins

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RPH

reminder

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

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RPH

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seething

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thinking about bed time lads.

just woke up and head is aching

hydrate

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huomenta

good idea

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W A K E
M E
U P
I N S I D E

>(C A N T
>W A K E
>U P)

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>steel reserve

name a manlier drink

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Bud lite lime

haha stay classy blues

>he is a regular season babby
hahahaha look at this guy lads!

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watching Fucking Åmål now chavs

>ruins
>at home
>game 7
>in the SCF
>fans paid thousands
>millions are watching

>lose 4-1

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sleep tight my little fin

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"Men jag vill knarka"

Im having diarrhea and hangover for second day in a row

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really gotta get some fiber in you

Yeah but when i try to eat i feel like throwing up

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sound advice

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dino btw

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Where all my lifelong >rags bros

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HATE Brad tbqhwy

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Are Blues the blandest team to win the Stanley Cup in the last 20-30 years? None of those players will be still remembered after retiring except maybe Tarasenko

They were underdog supreme. That alone make 'em memorable. They were the team that was dead last in December. They came back with a vengeance.

business idea: 24h endurance hockey game

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>rags

where are they going?

You sir, just won teh internetz

xD

gotta go fast

Finland your gut flora is probably fucked. Eat lots of yogurt and fermented foods to recover gut flora

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ultra run but with skates, hockey sticks and pucks.

>NHL ends
>Copa Oro and Gold Cup begin right after
Off season won't be so bad lads

Hokkei when?

>page 7
Are we /cric/ now?

Serious question for /hoc/. About 7-8 years ago, I fell from a significant height and broke my clavicle to smithereens. It's fine most days, just a bit stiff, but whenever I get clipped on the back of my shoulder on a hit/puck battle, it feels like something is torn and it feels sore for days, or even weeks.

Any of you guys ever had a similar injury? Suggestions? I really don't want to stop playing hockey until I'm very old, don't want a nagging injury to be the reason why.

sounds like a slight re aggravation of the injury which might happen a lot especially if you're putting it to use as much as you are with taking hits and doing puck battles. have you been to the doctors since the injury for check ups?

do you have any bone chips just floating around in there

im just sitting here on a gorgeous sunday morning thinking about some cringe predictions I had during the season like Calgary being in the WCF for some reason

Not since the end of my rehab, which was like 9 months after
Maybe, I have no idea. It does sort of "grind" at times. Realistically, I plan to follow up with a doctor within the coming few months, but I figured I'd see if any anons had food for thought. Definitely not quite as aggressive on the ice as I used to be

The hurricanes winning team was fairly bland too.

>pongs gm pawning off matta on Chicago for a decent forward and a sweetner late rnd pick
Fleeced

Daily remind that Tom Dundon is a scumbag and the canes will miss the playoffs next year

It’s a tsunami I purchased for $50

Happy Father’s Day Finland

That forward could be ass anyway, but he’ll be a crosby babby also

Me
Irl

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Watching American dykes take on Chilean dykes right now lads

>hello Jacques what should we call ourselves to separate our identity from the Canadians
>hon hon hon Pierre how about Canadiens
>hon hon hon
>hon hon hon hon

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

just woke up

visited /pol/?

I don't go there.

who woke you?

My gay black lover

American dykes scored

stop watching that shit.

stop being unamerican

we celebrate Father's Day in November lad

you may be a slight disappointment to your father but at least you arent on the levels of certain weeb tranny posters who want cocks in their boipuccis

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I miss hockey.

who?

the blues won, get over it

Hockey. He was a nice young lad.
He left us way too soon.

When's hockey coming back, and what do I do in that time?

Getting pucks in deep

why did lindros not want to play for quebec?

Getting balls deep lads

Watch AIHL it's surprisingly good

Nobody knows right now. He's on a journey to find himself.

I hear he converted to judaism

Who's the lucky guy?

they have nice butts

*blocks your path*

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Your dad

>actually saving teds cock pictures

holy cringearooney

Glad to see you're making the lad happy

based robert thomas

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>best players drafted at 3rd and 5th
why though?

flyers can't draft

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I really hate summer lads. It's so humid, sticky, and uncomfy.

patrick was injured as shit and nico is a weird player that deserves more kudos but isnt a 1st overall pick. He will become a good player but the point production isnt amazing

Working in the yard building rock gardens and dudeweeding, lads

boutta go golfing with the pops

If you don’t take pictures of your cock, you might be gay

Can't believe the nucks lucked out on pettersson

Was there even talk about Pettersson being drafted higher? Wasn't it a bit surprising he got drafted even that high? Could be remembering wrong though.

I’m addicted to posting cocks

because they didnt believe in the lanky man himself

>tfw you will never steal from the Pong's gum/candy dispenser

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Bit gay

that's not a dispenser you retard they're just drawers

for me its nachos with pork and jalapenos

for me it's the Winnipeg Jets

but why?

>that kid who got a slush puppy after every game

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Was unfortunately born in Winnipeg

Well, such is life. Good of you to stay real though

He grew up to be Phil Kessel. Kek a bunch of years ago Giroux was chirping Kessel and asked him if he drank a pepsi that day

>girpoo
>chirping anybody
but why

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The guy from matchbox20?

>coming to /hoc/ for medical advice
Why do you retards keep doing this?

I don't wanna be lonely no more

pussy

hoc bros are always looking out for each other where as doctors are just trying to rip all the shekels out of you

>not first consulting /hoc/ regarding any medical, culinary, worksmanship, or literary advice
people actually do this?

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Do Finns have to pay their Jew doctors too?

a little bit

based song

For me it's the Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues.

I haven’t been to the doctor in twelve years. AMA.

Hey same

So what?

How shitty will you feel when you get diagnosed with a terminal illness, only to learn that it could’ve been cured had it been discovered a few years earlier?

Do you regularly check your prostate?

so what did you get your old man for fathers day?

The new Springsteen album

>Candidates who interviewed for #NHLDucks head coaching job have been informed they’re out. They believe Dallas Eakins is the last man standing. Formal announcement expected sometime this week. #TSN

wait dallas eakins is back in the NHL?

*t-rex poses*

How I picture it tbf
youtube.com/watch?v=CHzdxly0Y9Q

#yolo

Which Canadian team is in the worst shape? Ottawa?

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Ottawa obviously

leafs

>/offseason hoc/

Euphemism for dating: food for thot

have sex

Bend over

he will after he pays for it

Reminder if you can’t do a triple axel you have no business posting in /hoc/

dickgirls tbqh

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I got a gift card for 2 free dinners and movie tickets so he and my mom can go out sometime. Got my mom some gardening bullshit for mother's day

I'm begging ya to stop calling traps dickgirls

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I will continue to post

seattle seats

Seattle Coffees

seattle seamen

Seattle Vancouvers
>win the cup within their first 2 years

Seattle Sounders

seattle hc

seattle winnie poohs

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Seattle Sex Havers

What kinda HC?

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sockeye is most likely

homo club

i still want them to name it the metropolitans so they can hang a 1917 stanley cup banner.

for me? it's taking a week off from lifting to avoid overtraining

based and historypilled

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For me it's the wake n bake

wish him a happy birthday /hoc/

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Business idea: paint the ice black

We joke around a lot and sometimes you guys talk shit about the Minnesota Wild and all is good. But if you ever said that shit to my face I would beat your god damn ASS.

you forgot to add return of the neon puck

Ice idea: only use water from Lake Huron

Buisness idea: relocate the wild

Where are the minnesota wild getting relocated to?

>everyone talking about the wild
>no one talking about the wild

>its another team we have to talk about thats garbage and will never ever win

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filtered

Bye bye tranny go cut your dick off

Or don't no one cares

Because fuck you

FAGGOT

Business idea: Scrap AHL as farm teams and turn it into an NHL Serie B

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>Weeb fag wants to die
Okay do it, do everyone a favour

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

why would the ahl suddenly become a wop league?

>weebs in /hoc/

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reminder always say "no domo" after ironically saying weeb shit lest anyone think your a pathetic subhuman weeb

Business idea: Merge the western AHL team with the WHL to rebirth the based PCHA.

cuz wops are based

For me? It's the thinking mans league. The IHL.

at least it isnt garbage "comfy is a codeword for boring" posting

just because you dont like that fact doesnt mean its garbage

How did your dad like the blue ray copy of brokeback mountain you got him for Father's Day you fucking weeb FAGGOT

CAR!!!

only 5 more days until summer solstice and it starts getting dark again

*drags the net to the side of the road

I wonder who is the biggest weeb in this draft tbqh. Might be someone like turcotte

>10pm
>still light out
Fucking hate it desu

*stands there while car is forced to drive around me*

Every year when daylight savings happens I instantly feel dread. I'm moving to Arizona. Fuck this shit. Coyotes bro is based I wanna be like him

>wanting warmth
>not actively looking forward to fall and winter

i haven't seen the stars for 2 months.

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*dives under the car because I want to die*

dead /hoc/

playin board games with myself

totems and kraken are the only good names of the bunch, though none are as bad as golden knights

Fun side note:
One of the movie producers of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Jerry Bruckheimer, is one of the co-owners of the Seattle NHL team, which unironically bumps up the possibility of the name "Kraken" being chosen

so finally we get hentai

Would be based and cephlapodpilled

seattle green krakens

Seattle sockeyes, AHL affiliate Idaho Steelheads

Isn't Kraken a vodka?

Youdaho?

there's a rum called kraken

I can if you want.

western ahl is a joke so changing it works for me

anyone else play basement rolley hockey in the winter in unfinished basements growing up?

It’s a black rum I think 98 proof I had some a month or so ago for the first time in years

was on the pond with the lads from the 'hood

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just too far south that pond wasn't always frozen enough but far enough north that it wasn't warm enough out to play in the street

me and my friends were stubborn bastards while the ponds wouldnt freeze we would be out there freezing our balls off

ngl, we all fell thru a few times over the years on warmer days where the edges near land were a bit thin

based
>yfw all of my friends families have moved but when I return home I still see all the garage doors are dented from street hockey balls
also those pvc pipe nets that everyone had but would always fall apart? we screwed the pieces together so they wouldn't and it changed my life

only had my leg fall through one night

Hey guys just woke up from a coma before game 6, I assume Boston won, are the blues going to pull it off in game 7?

He also produced Top Gun, which potentially bumps Seattle Pilots

hey guys just got into hockey today. this tampa bay lightning team is apparently very good, surely they won the cup? i imagine it was a hard fought battle against another really good team i heard about, the calgary flames who surely also made the finals?

>flames
>good
Where the fuck did you hear that?

Watching him play boreball then taking him out for wings and beer

good god fuck my ASS and suckle my toesies you silly girl

fucking tampa letting everyones expectations down

why yes, i do prefer the eastern conference to the western conference, how could you tell?

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>image.jpg

>its about time to make the new thread

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pretty high rn

>/hoc/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS
LMAO

Is the average bruins fan?

no. this is

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average bruins fan here

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looks more like a Flames meet up, possibly Oilers but definitely in Alberta

>rags

flames would just be chinks and hard working canadians

this freak got famous on reddit cause he posted about his mom calling him a disappointment

oh my god boston is fucking gay lol

based mom disowning her tranny son.

This will be posted until the end of time

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Very, very, very good post

for me, its the brett hull one

I can pretty much guarantee she never said that and he just said she did for attention

drunken brett hull best brett

Probably, trannies are as big attention whores as they can get.

500

...

Xheattle Dickgirls

At least they won a cup this millennium