Argentina - Colombia #3

Not gonna lie, former Messoy fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Argentina crash and burn.

kino

Recordatorio que Kevin Nash fue violado en el verano de 1992

This ref is fucking trash lads

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RIP

clearly both sides need to focus on scoring a goal

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1st for wanting to die

the absolute state of argentina

goddamit this copa is fucking BOREBALL

holding in a shit so it feels really good when i go

Post manga only girls

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When do they score goals?

HACE ALGO, PECHO FRIO

ok this is ebin

W-Why colombians never play like this in Club America? they just sucking dry our wallet!

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What a shit show

>you'll never penetrate this twink

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argentinas look like THIS??

what do they do?

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but in all seriousness we can't let him get his hands on the ballon d'or

and the first one was awful

>argentina es whi-

IM SO HAPPY MESSI AND DI MARIA ARE BACK

SO HAPPY LOOK THEM PLAYS
HAPPY

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ok this is epic

to think she's probably not a virgin

back from fapping did i miss something?

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>a lot of yurops are spending the night in this threads except italians

Fuck those chads, probably all of them are having sex with a 10/10 right now

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Nearly fell asleep

Arias and Cardona in.

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Lads, this game is bad.

Also, what does it mean when a girl wears long skirts?

HALF TIME, POST SLAGS

what manga?

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faggot

una velita de mediotiempo por favor.........

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CUADRADO NEEDS TO BE OUT 2ND HALF

FUCK THAT NIGGA

watching this game it's no wonder south american teams can't make it far in the world cup anymore

Chile, Uruguay and maybe Argentina are nice to live in even as an average person.
The rest not so much.

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KEK ARGENTINA IS SOOOO SHIT CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH LIBERMAN

Actually convinced the Thai women's team could beat these two shitters

when Messi get a pass from Xavi or Iniesta... oh wait, wrong timeline.

MUERTO DE MIERDA, TAMBIEN TE DESAPARECES EN COPA AMERICA.

lose islands

O

>you now realize Messi is actually on the pitch

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great pic op

Don't go back to the last thread.

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>wow, what an interesting game! is Copa America always this exciting, user?

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Yup much prefer these players over Pavon, Icardi and Dybala

ALL

BOARDS

REPORT

IN!!!!

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both sides need to put eggs

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bundes?

is it always this bad?

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>copa america starts
>nobody talks about dykeball anymore
based

Brazil is great dude, as long as you don't act like a retard like walking into a favela. Also people in Argentina are always in a bad mood for some reason, Brazilians are fun to be around.

THIS IS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shit.
>Chile
No

Rochas culombianas when?

All human females will be rounded up for processing at the mechanical breeding grounds
Also this game is shit. You filthy south american goyim kept your greatest ally up at night for this, have you no shame?

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Ngl the family spirit of community and comfy afternoons drinking mate are nice. The crime and corruption make me really angry though. The system is rigged against white middle class people. You can't even shoot robbers without going to jail.

square out
missi out

>watching sudaca ads
>they're literally american ads but dubbed

lmao
imagine dubbing ads

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Yea Forums checking in

Win at football, loose at literally everything else.

For me its french football/soccer player, Sakina

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Idk what is wrong with this sudacas senpai

DUCE

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choke

Crime won't affect you for the most part if you don't do anything illegal to begin with

What a shit game lmao

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Who dat?

this fucking KIKE

For what I've seem, it is common in our countries what all northern europe people dream and yearn about: Affection, lots of

copa america is only good when messoy chokes away a penalty

sounds easy, but no

tell me about messi

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Argentina need Maradona back as coach

So, how badly are argentinian newspapers going to trash Messi tomorrow?

/biz/ watching carefully

buy LINK

el judiANO seniores

>have you no shame?
Have you?

It's a "we did everything to win, except the goal" episode

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U DED

>Argentina are always in a bad mood
That's what I like, also while I do appreciate and eat picanha a lot, I like Argentinian and Uruguayan meat more.

Compared to the rest Chile is alright desu.

Holy fuck di Maria is shit

For me, it's me

taking a big ol Paredes right now, myself

he walks a lot

ANDA

Brainlet sheltered faggot post

When the ball goes through the opponents goal, burger.

/spa/ master race

tfw no arabian gf (france)

A FUCKING STAR

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Why did he have to die?

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>that flag
I still remember your based-ness in the WC

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/vp/ here

We're gonna smash your cunt you jap

>mfw too stupid to get into crypto

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You're a rare guy

Finally a decent fucking post

>le run around and do nothing men

she's jewish
or
a japanese delinquent girl in the 80s

EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
Plebbit streams ceased to work
I repeat
STREAM NEEDED
STREAM NEEDED
STREAM NEEDED

THANK YOU

Too real

based

It's always painful to go to the First World and wonder what could have been...

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/lgbt/ take the hrt pill please :D

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lose provinces

-CUP

Be sexually active and white. Also we lie a lot

If you work at IT your life is pretty comfy, plenty of good jobs.

Yea Forums here

>for some reason
I wonder..

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>A guy that played 8 games for PSG is Argentinas creative midfielder

right

>people around the world stayed late to watch this trash

OHNONONONONO
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BARSA COSTUMERS

Dont worry carlos queiroz has a secret weapon on the bench. A fast BLACK secret weapon.

Aguante las trampas, negro.

SORRY GUYS!!!!

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS DOOOD? BEEN LOKING FOR HIM FOR THE PAST HOUR

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are you guys gonna watch the gold cup when this is over?

please watch

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la verdad estan jugando re para el orto, espero que los caguen a pedo en el descanso
the truth is that they are playing very badly, I hope they scold them at rest

I'm watching this as well

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You only notice this now?
Even at Madrid with the exception of a few rare occasions he was the most inconsistent player together with Özil

next country to get digits wins the next world cup

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he's shit btw

>journalism already brainwashing people saying Cuadrado is doing good
I hate!

Yea Forums here, someone post vallenato

i need casco and suarez

/gif/ reporting in

jesucristo

I'd look like that after watching this match 2bh

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Imagine being this conformist of a codemonkey

So arrowposting is allowed now?

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more like too smart

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post thots

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The grass is always greener, friend

YOU KNOW WHAT WHOBBY?

IM TIRED OF THIS SHITTY GAME BLUD

IT'S TIME TO GO FOR MESSI

Good God no

you watch the game you don't see messi, you watch messi you see him walk

Watch on telemundo, it's a fucking free channel.

>Affection, lots of
This is bafflingly true. Loads of family in Peru, and when visiting, holy dick was I confused. The crime is shit and everything else is a mess, but family and friends are serious shit there.

erm...

When I wonder

No shit

Why is Argentina so shit bros?

>those angry argie tweets
every time

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I noticed everywhere i went in Argentina someone would always be fighting over something.

America wins, our team full of beaners will be the only one able to sustain the unbearable heat of Qatar

styles make fights

Of course
I too need to watch some real football every once in a while.

have fun. ill be thinking of you when i go for mine

Hell. Your pampered onions swedish ass wouldnt last 1 week here.

Every time I see something like this I wonder what is the meaning
I'm pretty sure no one browses only one board, in fact I browse at least 6-7
Which one should I answer?

/l/ reporting in

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>only Brazil was able to score so far

It's coming home, isn't it lads?

>boards
That's for fags, /alter/CHAD here

Linda Rocha, se lo hundo

i like this
A LOT

/r9k/ here, tfw no gf

>spaghetti'd after the wc final

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Fuck you Messi, I bet 2-0 on Argentina, do something

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no. uruGAY

at this rate, yes

oh shit maybe she is jewsh

she is from a place where many jews gather

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why are there so many colombians on chaturbatte?

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I member

ESTOY CANSADO, WOBERTO.

/u/ right here

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Here you go buddy

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/int/ on duty

>le aguero-kun look

Yes
This is such a depressing cup. I really thought that a few teams had a chance to stop Brazil, but both Colombia and Argentina look like shit so far. The Uruguay meme doesn't convince me either, if you choke out the midfield, that's it, Cavani and Rat King are useless.

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Argies don't seem to give AF

This game fucking sucks ass

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post cunny

RAJA DE ACA LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE NO VES QUE NO DOY MAS DE ESTA MIERDA

> Local
>Against Bolivia
You still managed to play shitty despite all the refball

Who /penca/ here?

Leandro Paredes is good, the problem is that he went to the russian premier league instead of going to some small italian team
holy fucking kek

Doesn't apply, it's actually depressing
The few weeks I've had in the US has been immensely better than the 25 years living in this shithole
It's just torture.

we live without working
I want to see how many countries can say that

we don't care about this semen slurping sport

Is not Messi's fault that you're retarded

Yea Forums here

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Not surprised that Israel is the one posting porn.

Yea Forums here, not sure why I stayed awake for this.

i was wondering the same thing
if they're latina, they're colombian 100% of the time

>mfw 1-0 Colombia, Falcao 90+5'

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Jannies kill perubro in the previous match

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LIGHT OF MY LIFE

True master race here, based as fuck.

>crime
>cyclic economy issues
>cyclic internal politics issues
>present commie infiltration

>she will never grab my ass or tummy
Lucky bastards.

UUUUUUUUUUUU

How many of the spics coming to watch the matches are going to stay after the cup ends?

>Compared to the rest Chile is alright desu.
Chile is better if you have money, if you don't, then the rest of LATAM is better.

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ME TIENEN LOS HUEVOS POR EL PISO ROBERTO
NO SABEMOS DEFENDER, NO SABEMOS PASAR LA PELOTA

based Yea Forums here, it feels like i'ts summer of 92 for Argentina lads.

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Ajajkajjakajajajajjajáaaaaa

Dont worry bro, north Bogota is literally better than this shit hole.

Based Xev

it's a joke you fucking autistic imbecile

He asked what it is like in South America, not the USA.

Has anybody scored yet

Messi scores one of his best in about 10 min

Is he good?

>full stadium for this shit game

BLESSED

CRINGE
BASED
The current state of Argentina when even a Britbong understands more about football than one of us.

Why are you there mate?

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immediately equalized by Falcao
James with a stoppage time beauty

Please this

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Fuck this, when is River playing again?

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Disgusting

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'ate messi
'ate pechos frios
'ate higuain
'ate false 0s
'ate midfiels

love Riquelme
love Maradona
love Abbondanzzieri
love Ruggieri

maradina druggie and such brought us the cup SIMPLE AS

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/haniho/ here.

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me

Chile is pretty comfy in general if you're not poor. We've got all kinds of weathers across the country and there's not too much crime at most civilized areas. Only major drawback imo is that Santiago is the only city we have, the rest are all towns when it comes to infrastructure.

>barsa customers in the audience wearing the shirt

ajjjajjaaajajaja

r9k

Fucking plastic. I bet you support man city, psg, Barcelona and Juve

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Thank you poo

Someone make a webm of that dude with the argie flag painted on his face

>all these barca customers
lmaooo

India. Nigger that's worse than Venezuela go fuck yourself

I'm surprised we're not losing yet

I wish I was Rance

Does Messi not know how to play against South Americans? He’s completely shut down today, it seems like he can only dominate against European opposition.

it's like you don't do drugs and sex wiminz

HIGUA

It's fine, I can pirate every single thing on the internet using the police station's wifi network. Probably the worst thing here other than violence is being unable to buy cool things often, every single shit is overpriced

Based Aussie. I always thought sudacas should look up to y'all as examples of a prosperous post-colonial society. Then again, y'all don't have niggers or Indians.

Absolute unit

>every ad in public TV is about söÿbeans
the state

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I work for an oil company and I'm here doing some training. Its literally 5 am here

SENGOKU RANCE FUCKING WHEN, MANGAGAMER, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yikes

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When is Argentina gonna get good again?

No one has even kicked a ball towards the goal yet.

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>le 0 goals vs France, Croatia, and Iceland lad

>Abbondanzzieri

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>2500$ minimum for codemonkey
pretty comfy

Unfortunately for him Colombia aren’t Huesca

how can you "ignore" crime

>Riquelme
yikes
Palermo and Calderon are the true anti pecho frio

who do you think you're fooling, penaldo cocksucker?

>this level of play shown so far
welp, the TRI doesn't seem to be an impossible dream after all

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Lads...I need more of these preferably the German, Poland, Belgium, France, Uruguay and Spain versions
Thx

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>SHIT Maria out
Finally.

It's a managerial problem, m8
Both sides are basically waiting for the other to make a mistake. Note that both Messi and James are muted so far. Both teams know to mark the shit out of the star player.

lol none of them want to be there

They are good for you to start before transitioning.

Hello burger, is this your first game watching Argentina?

Brazil tho

So what exactly does he do?

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You don't look at anything else than your screen showing this thread

Suddenly the Copa Oro doesn't look so bad.

Iré a ver a Boca el 10 de Julio quienes son los mejores jugadores?

scores and assists

Pretty terrible is my guess
Sudakas are coming by the thousands here, at least they're better than niggers

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>de Paul
Volvé dimaria, te perdonamos

say no to racism and fuck every nigger who disagrees

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paredes puto

Pavon
Benedetto
Andrada

what CAN he do when he gets no DELIVERY?

We choking in the 2nd half as usual, ain't we lads?

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SAQUEN AL MALPARIDO DE CUADEADOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can I live good in Colombia off $3200 USD a month? It's passive income.

>he can only dominate against European opposition.

yeah the womanizer of icelanders

oh wait he choked there too

>le desperate long shot #54

YIKES

he pechos

Agüero is so happy with his performance

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oh great, it's back on :/

>di mierdia out
>immediately start having chances
rly makes you think

PERO QUE IDEOTA

Giunta

Whoever they’re playing against

Benedetto jugo aquí así que ojalá lo fichen

I thought he was supposed to create. that's why he wears number 10

No, I already know that he’s shit with the national team. He only plays well when he’s on his club. I’m actually Argentinian, my Eurofriend

>chutes
God, Portuguese is such an ugly, inelegant language

/fit/

Argentinian peak performance

In Boca Juniors

What country? Not Argentina

Este paredes es un puto gamín

It does desu.

boca is ded

I have a 1k acca payout riding on Argentina winning. How screwed am I?

lolll

ABSOLUTELY BASED

Absolute bobo

kys. literally nobody likes your country and even here people make fun of you

exactly. Brainlet coaches either try to make him do everything or do nothing, instead of giving him an actual plan to follow. Valverde only gets away with it because Messi's played with those guys for years

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You can live like a king in any latin american country with that

The only horrible sudacas I've encountered in Madrid are Dominicans.
Honestly they're the worst spawn on this earth after blacks from Eritrea and Somalia.

T. Half Spanish and visit Madrid quite often for family and fun

don't live in a shit neighborhood, same as in most of the world

I’ll take the French one too thanks!

he scores free kicks sometimes

>team passes sideways for 90 minutes, but let's focus on the one penalty kick and not how bad Argentina played
lol

very based

Ariella ferrera is my favorite colombian person

Paredes is the only hope, maybe locelso but hes out of position

Choke.

estan medio flojellis ultimamente no dan pie con bola

Why aren't Mexico in this one? I thought they got invited every time.

Mexianon said mejores

lmao

How do you say it in spanish?

lmao you can live good in any european country for that

/b2/ :)

why are the macaco soup eaters cheering for colombia?

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>De Paul

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where do you think we are?

>penedetto

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>All these shitty matches

IS COMING HOME BROS

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anyone got the buffstream link? I accidentally closed it

Australia is the only first wolrd country I would like to live in
Fuck those cold and rainy depressing shitholes

Negro black some qts while you are there. God knows our national team could do with some actual decent players after chhetri drops ded

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TAXI

F

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SI ERA FALTA

wew

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>argentina parking the bus against columbia

Theres already two mexican countries playing, how many more do you want?

No, the Argentinian team plays bad so he doesn't get the chance to do what he does. You should know this

Tiros
Tiros a Gol

FUCK THIS REFF

>FAILCOW
Bawwwwwww, it's tough when the ref isn't giving you penalty kicks, huh

please donate
I'm poor and unemployed

Not here tbqh, rent is like 1000€ minimum and buying with 3200usd a month is doable but you'll not get anything more than a small apartment

kek

how can i get some qt chilenas bro, most are so petite and nice

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Sudacas only refers to South Americans.
Dominicans are thus not sudacas.

Low class people here say chutear tho

Porque hay publicidad china en el estadio

Fuck the reff

Wtf?!

Thats higher income than 99% of SA

Murderball offifially sllowed

>LA PODEROSA SELECCION ARGENTINA COLGADA DEL TRAVESAÑO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is this the girl from watamote...................

This refball.

Submit.

The qataris and asians offered conmebol more money than memexico/usa and plus with qatar/asia conmebol doesn't have to give them the tournament so they can host it in their countries.

When are >we allowed to come back, I don't want to play with Cuba anymore

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Close enough

fucking poorfag lmao don't even think about going a mile away from Latinamerica

go to E'swatini

Are Colombian women as hot as we see as models/pornstars/shemales etc or do we just see the outliers?

You need to be an Aliade, also have money.

>Rueda
*Blocks your path*

tobar basado, ojala no le cobre nada a nadie jeje

outliers

Absolute vende soja

Our new overlords

Be white and have money

Yeah, but im talking like can I afford to drink and whore on the weekend with that.

Are they all venezuelans or have you met like a chilean?

STOP POSTING FILTHY WOMEN

Post cute twinks instead

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What? Not even close

dubs and it doesn't end 0-0

Argentinos qlos malooooooooooooooooos

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That's not how money works.macaco. a decent rent here costs 1.5 million +

sauce?

a lot of African countries are weirdly expensive for some reason - despite the people being poor as fuck.

Luanda (capital of Angola) is one of the most expensive cities on Earth.

lads lads lads

what about being ayytiano?

Fuck off pirata

2024 pero solo si peña nieto es presidente de nuevo

based murderball

That's not Portuguese.

be white and tall, that's how i get them

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You can have coke fueled orgies every weekend with that

F

era roja desu

roll more fucking faggot

>T. No vive en cali/Medellín

No discernible difference in body fat between the elite """athletes""" and the middle aged refs, incredible

TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA TARJETA ROJA

CUESTION DE PESO LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO

yup

they don't make them players like they used to anymore

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Well you didn't have to be so rude about it..

Vivo en medellín

Why are those shorts so small? Imagine their dixks just flopping out all the time lol!

>that fucking tattoed leg
why tho

Except that is beautiful

Fucking ref man

ERA ROJA

Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Min. 63!

Zidane was right. James is goddamn awful

Of course outliers. Pornstars or models aren't your everyday girl in any country on Earth m8

There's not only one girl in watamote

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THICCC

o jardineiro ta dando duro no trabalho gratuito

last two digits is final score
(arg-col)

That's how shorts should be. Short

Really shows you how far LatAm football has fallen

Loving all these goals lads, what a great day and advertisement for South American football

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>i-i-its M-Messi's fault!
>Disappearbala doesnt play well? M-Messi's fault!
>We lose to Venezuela with players from the world class Atlanta United and Defensa y Justicia? M-Messi's fault!
>Icuckdi plays like shit and only scores against Guatemala and Iraq? M-Messi's fault!
>Aguero, Di Maria, Higuain get called up and dont play well even though they are the only Argentines playing at top clubs? M-Messi's fault!
>World class Benedetto doesnt finish Messi's chances?? M-Messi's fault!
>Caballero concedes a free goal? Coach has no idea what he's doing? M-Messi's fault!
>Messi doesnt play? M-Messi's fault!
>Messi plays and doesnt dribble through everyone to save Argentina even though they are a supposedly world class squad? M-Messi's fault!
When will Argentine monkeys realize that blaming Messi for being garbage isnt an excuse?

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no knockout power

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SMOL

He's Argentinian so part of him is black

de paul is pretty good

based square

que linda jugada che hermosa para el video de youtube

pero el gol papy?

>champions league babby watching south american soccer for the first time

PASE ATRAS LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE

ERA
R
A

Almost got the ball

So you must be Irish then

but user, it's the rest of the body that is tattooed in pink

Thanks for the answer. On my way.

MESSI WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING YOU FUCK

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Barrios is such an underrated player

>Mess'd it up

Messi lost his clutch power.

Fuck off pirate

Que mierda estaban pidiendo los argentos

A chilean being a total nigger, what a surprise

Venezolano

>MESSOY
OH NO NO NO NO

I just noticed chute comes from shoot.
It took me 25 years

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youtube.com/watch?v=QIW2hja3U1s
5.10 is the slap in the face, thot had it coming imo

russian tv show, tbeyre trying to win a car.
the reaction of everyone else not giving a shit is great

No era.

Upcoming var sinson

MESSI

kek
Highlights Messi the GOAT 2019

messi's too old and slow. sad!

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the chad chilean ref

wasn't that a handball from ospina?

Sadly my black genes are not in my dick

Messi doesn’t deserve this

ARGENTINA RESURRECTED. WE'RE DONE FOR LADS

Wilmar is elite

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We need fatdona

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at least it's not a Premier League semen slurp like the UCL final

A decent whore is about 100 usd an hour. The cheaper ones you don’t know if they don’t have STDs. Rent here is about 300-1000 USD for a small shitty apartment to a nice house. You can eat out every day, breakfast lunch and dinner for 1000 USD a month. Going out you’ll spend about 10-50 USD each day. Health insurance is about 80 USD a month.

Yuri..Tomoko's fake waifu because her real one is Nemo

>mfw 172cm manlet

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O TWAIN

Man, I thought a match this boring do be something like Paraguay v Bolivia. Wtf bros

>unironically claiming this is back pass

webm of that play?

aaaaaaaaaa just shoot it leo

>HERstory
Oh God...

Exactly, low class
And it means shooting heroine

Pase al arquero

Based chilean ref killing Messhit

It's so great to see evolution happening in live action

>Messi is supposed to the best player in the World, a true goal scorer and creator
>Argentina currently have zero shots in target
Man can’t even get a speculative blooter on target

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Atlético de Madrid tier
Where is he playing now?

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Pase al arquero, learn the rules

Kek this. Why are sexpats such lowlifes?

Chilean refs being based as always

We always do this, we have the chance to kill them and we end making them stronger.

Good boi Barrios

>that roll

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tfw 158m

thanks for the info

in real Portuguese it's "remates"

Gol

SE CANSO EL colombiANO
MATENLOS

At least that game had shots on target and actual goals

You underestimate our choking m8

METE A DUVAN Y A CARDONA

>an app for retards made by retards

this is top 4? meaning the majority of people are learning italian?

por fin entro uno con sangre en las venas

>Suarez: "And I dedicate this almost-assist to my fans"
>*waves hands*

Messhit

>0 shots on goals
men football, not even once

meh dumb Colombians threw the match, they had Argentina in their own box for 40 minutes and did nothing with it

now they're fucked

Can they really not see all that space?

Paredes is so good dmmit

>mfw 191cm
still virgin though

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I have seen some with 50 year old land whales

>missi
pecho frio

How is that not a free kick?

>Calling Brits 'pirates'
Don't fall for the spic commie boomer propaganda, juan

BASED CHILINDIO

Now this resembles Argentina (with capital A)
>congolombia didn't take the chance to score a goal in the first half so they could park the bus this second half

if there are is a transnational in that country (IBM, P&G, AMAZON, etc) its easy to get that kind of salary

CUALQUEIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>The city of (You)

No, you underestimate ours.

Finally some action

I'm sure Mexico x Cuba is going to be more exciting
Unironically.

CHIMP OUT

CHIMPOUT

boob's

CHIMPOUT

I'M GONNA SAY IT

But as long as you have the greencard you can get qt latinas who're even shorter than you.

>in the Portuguese spoke by only 24% of speakers

ftfy

CHIMPING OUT

CHIMPOUT

PELEA

SPICY CHIMPOUT

Meshit is kill!!!

Propa scrap

ERA ROJA

that what she (your mum) said

It fucking sucks, even if youre being cucked out of your country by nignogs sweden is still far better

I hate Cuadrado so much. That guy is always so nasty.

>clear fault

>ref acknowledges this

>gives colombian player a yellow card, colombian player realized it was a fault

>we still chimp out

CHIMP OUT

CHIMPOUT

>tfw 177 cm manlet

MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL!!!!

Just found out that Messi is playing

C H I M P O U T

i like her too. although i dont htink she's actually from Colombia; i've never heard her speak a lick of spanish

CHIMPOUT

Me on the right

BASED

LOL FINALLY A CHIMPOUT

THIS IS LIT AGAIN

COPA AMERICA BADMOUTHERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Chimpout with literal conglombian niggers

New thread

nah...top is spanish

epic

MURDERBALL

new:

lmao

CHIMPOUT

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RUMBLE

kek

WE CHIMPOUT NOW

Ahhhh the famous Argentinian chomping out

jeez colombia is so black

>Lerma
PUTO PEKERMAN 2.0

good to see football hasn't lost its English roots

MURDER BALL AT FULL LEVELS

new thread cunts

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Messoy btfo

at least they are feeling something

T. Roast beef

chilesado y pebrepastillado

HOLD ME BACK BRUV

Fuck you argies has been such nasty shitters this match

>You will never be as loved as messy so your teammates start a chimpout just because you got fould
feelsbatman

>tfw 185 cm manlet

Our players have been fouled all match and messi gets fouled once and a chimpout is on.

NONONONO

In real Portuguese.

why are whites so violent jesus christ

Maybe you should stop drinking

English football did though

Protect Messi from these niggers at all costs

RIP MESSI

>"decent" congolombian rent setting you back 4.5k per month

doubt.png

fuck messi

yeah. your weak Spanish genes are disappearing.

She is

devuelvete a hispachan conchatumadre

Not south america but I like it here. Helps that my family is not poor.

>IBM
You clearly never worked for IBM in South America.
Or HP/EDS. Or Cognizant. Or Accenture. Or Microsoft. Or Avaya. Or any other consultant/IT global company.

>190cm
>never had physical contact with a girl after high school
Ik a lot of people here have it worse but god damn

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>argentina
>white

>canadian
yep

it's a who can choke harder episode

MONOS FUERA

/wsg/

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That's on you for bringing millions blacks over to do your shit

Post a pic, ill pin point the exactly why

como nos estamos tirando al piso wacho ajajja parecemos fiat de algun grone de zona oeste

Disregard my post, I'm an idiot who added one zero too many. That sounds about right. Rent down here comes from $50-80 for a single person room with some utilities in a real shitty part to like $1000-1200 on the pelucón part of the city

Ice

>El portero no puede atrapar el balón con las manos si algún compañero/a de campo le cede el balón dentro del área.

You're right, it was a fault.

1.5 million is $500 dollars

>Hispachan
El lorito a la defensiva. Tranquilo Reinaldito.

MESSI

>MISSI

PVTOS MESEROS

We have less blacks than France or the UK but they all literally dedicate their life to sports or music, hence why they go on the NT

>MESSI

>chokessi

>messi
Doesnt he scores? Whos been saying that?

MESSI MESSI MESSI

>MESSI

M M
M M M M
M M M
M M
M M

EEEEEEEE
EE
EEEEE
EE
EEEEEEEE

SSSSSSS
SSS
SSS
SSS
SSSSSSS

SSSSSSS
SSS
SSS
SSS
SSSSSSS

II
II
II
II
II

>EL VERDUGO DE ECUADOR
>EL DESTRUCTOR DE NICARAGUA
>EL SOMETEDOR DE NIGERIA

Wtf I bet my dirt bike on this game, score some fackin goals Argentina

RECCI?

post webms
what did messi do?

Tengo miedo. Violentos argentinos solo se tiran

>you

i.4cdn.org/gif/1560641537731.webm

ok, meanwhile we are looking for angular devs and the pay is 2500$

missed open net , expected from fraud desu

He missed a wide open goal

COME ON CONGOLOMBIA
SCAR SAM FUCKIN GOALSSSSSSSSSS

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Well an easy one.

Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

ROGEEEERRRR!!!!

OH NO NO NO NO NO

SLAMMED!!!

goal

VAMOOOOOOOS HIJUEPUTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Goooooool maldita sea!
Jajsjajajajajajajajajajajajames

I'd definitely accept a relocation to Costa Rica. Mostly because it's not South America.

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M..............M
M.M....M.M
M.....M.....M
M..............M
M..............M

EEEEEEEE
EE
EEEEE
EE
EEEEEEEE

...SSSSSS
..SS
......SSS
............SS
SSSSSS

...SSSSSS
..SS
......SSS
............SS
SSSSSS

.........II
.........II
.........II
.........II
.........II

Liga mx Chad's

Why does Messi just WALK?! I wish he’d run a little more brehs

sadly for you your best bet is relocation, is rare for an american to get a working visa

nice roll!

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I got already relocated from South America to USA and now I'm a permanent resident.

cool

Is Argentina officially a disaster?

Haha

Yeah this is just bad

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>tfw won 10 usd because betting on cocalombia

Based argentina shitting the bed as usual