/trans/ - Erdogan Edition

no players are good lad

quite looking forward to deflectpard destroying his legacy and ending up hated by the cancerous fans that currently think he's their hero.

>Everton signs for Liverpool
That would be some decent bants

Is an Ukrainian a elite athlete?

Do Everton fans feel disgust whenever their hear their city's name?

Why couldn't this grow to be a top team?

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The rest of us do

No, because context exists

Because it's full of shite players.

Why would Dortmund sign all those players?

Is Militao shite? He played for Porto and Lindelof played for Benfica. Why is one shit and the other not so? Lindelof just needs a good team around him. The rest of the players are all talented with a high bar, except perhaps the unknown Longstaff.

Also why would they sign worse players than what they already have on some positions?

Did date-user get laid?

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Donna Balon

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This is Donna

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i enjoy this meme

A bunch of players that are closer to decent than spectacular.

Because martial is a lazy ———

GUYS SERIOUSLY WHO ARE SPURS REALISTICALLY SIGNING

Unironically, no-one

Don't need anyone, just made the finals.

Sessegnon

you guys enjoying womens world cup?

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>Spurs
>signing

It's not

Pochettino is currently in Barcelona, feel free to ask him.

Eating meat ain't gonna save the planet senpai

Sent from my iPhone 7

It is

I'm eating human meat so yes I am

Which of Liverpool's players were rated higher than the players in this team before they went to Liverpool, except maybe Van Dijk?

realistically, Spurs can make a signing

Lets not get ahead of ourselves.

we're going to fanny around offering 3 million and 2 kyle walker peterses for the next few months, get everyone excited towards the end of august cos despite saying we'l do business early and then not, and then saying we'll get our players in before pre-season and then not, we'll tell everyone we have big ambitions it's just that big deals take a long time to get over the finishing line and then we'll walk away having signed no one and say the good players we want just weren't available and we're better off as we are.

Any news about the winning mentality to Arsenal transfer?

I was listening to TalkShite yesterday, and that Adrian Duhram ‘tard was moaning about Spurs fans who think that attempting to sign Mbappe is a stupid idea.

I think his point was that spurs fans need to be more optimistic and think a bit bigger, but jesus christ what a shit example to use

based black metal Swede

Sent from my iPhone 7

you just got trolled lad

Liverpool have a manager who is famous for getting the absolute best out of the players, and they usually shit the bed when they leave elsewhere. United have ole at the wheel and a bunch of shit mentality mongs who dont even seem to care

Not like I phoned up or anything la

Also chekd

durham exists to get morons to phone in, the fact that you didn't is the only mitigating factor here. you're still a thick cunt mind.

DO SOMETHING FUNNY! SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!

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>Maguire
>constantly injured Tierney who gets exposed in Europe because he isn't running at SPFL farmers

Yer maws a thick cunt

vile scotchman

Liverpool can realistically win the league

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Sorry pal. I’ll buy you a pint

A lime is like a lemon but is green and tastes like a lime

you lads ever play mints or mince?

bog sim his sargon

is it like soggy biscuit?

That's basically just the Four Candles sketch

I only ever play the sandwich game

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Is this how transfers happen?

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The one on the left is special needs, I'm pretty sure this is sexual assault

Buffy is overrated shit.

1. That's not from Buffy

2. Fuck you

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Legend of Korra > Buffy

And I'm saying that as someone who despises anime

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1. I know
2. Fuck you and everyone that looks like you

get a grip

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absolute retard opinon

you need jesus

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Korra is garbage. ATLA is great though.

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For me, it's Elsanna

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What was Whedon thinking?

I'm probably biased but I never really like it and every Buffy-fan were all annoying fucks

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twitter.com/FootyShowboats/status/1139966646272045056

I run the transfers by the coach and watch his eyes go wild
Just keep on running those drills for me, it's a way to show the other clubs our might
And lead us to the tropies, show us everything you know
I'm captivated by your work, like a firework show

To the bridge of Sparks FLy by Taylor Swift

>having one of the biggest snakes in international politics at your wedding
Roaches are so subhuman. Kek.

>Pair jailed for holding man as slave at scrapyard in south Wales

>A father and son have been jailed for repeatedly assaulting and abusing a vulnerable homeless man who was held as a slave at their scrap metal yard in south Wales.

>Anthony Baker, 49, and Harvey Baker, 19, ran the business near Swansea where the victim was forced to live in a squalid caravan and work without payment.

>The 20-year-old victim, who had learning disabilities, was given only one meal a day – a tin of soup or baked beans or out-of-date leftovers from a bakery – but compelled to work for 16 hours a day.

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Poor Jorginho

Lads?

twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1139743663737622529

>see this
>click "Harry Redknapp" in trending bar
>see this account: twitter.com/DeanRob44719856
What the fuck.

>Orenthal James the bus driving murderer

OJ pretending he didn't actually rob a bank

Lads what the fuck is Killing Eve and why does the BBC constantly wank over it

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First season is really great, don't bother with the 2nd

Sherlock Holmes, but Holmes is asian and Holmes & Moriarty are both lesbians for each other

sounds terrible

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relationship_of_Eve_Polastri_and_Villanelle

fucking state of that

It is

>female villain's name is Villanelle

wow, so deep

Lampard is gonna crash and burn what's he gonna do with no money no transfers and a demoralized depleted squad and Jorgino's garbage fatass?

I watched this show. This article is pointless.

People think wikipedia is their own personal wiki. A webcomic I used to read had wikipedia articles about random minor characters from it until they were purged.

What the fuck is this shit? You'd think this is the Citizen Kane of TV the way people are making fanfare of it. It looks so unimportant.

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Killing Eve is a BBC show, they always wank over their own shows like they did Bodyguard even though they're pretty crap

That's true, but you'd think they'd at least tone it down a bit. They just come across as pretentious or deceptive.

An English colony is beating a French one atm

Please watch our continental competition!

This will 404 soon

He will EXPOSE Sarriball.

Bale to United when

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Liverpool and Egypt forward Mohamed Salah, 27, has rejected a £150m move away with both Real Madrid and Juventus lining up offers. (Mirror)

>Manchester United and France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is ready to go on strike in order to force through a move to Real Madrid. (ABC - in Spanish)

United are interested in signing West Ham and France Under-21 defender Issa Diop and are willing to pay £45m and offer a player for the 22-year-old. (Sky Sports)

>And Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's side are set to miss out on Atletico Madrid's France forward Antoine Griezmann, 28, with Barcelona set to make a £150m offer. (Mirror)

England striker Marcus Rashford, 21, could be offered a £350,000-a-week deal to stay at Old Trafford and snub interest from Real Madrid and Barcelona. (Sun)

>Brazil forward Gabriel Jesus, 22, says it is "out of the question" that he and Argentina forward Sergio Aguero, 31, will leave Manchester City this summer. (Mail)

Leicester and England defender Harry Maguire, 26, agreed with the club's late owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha he could leave this summer. (Mirror)

>Juventus are ready to swoop for Tottenham's England wing-back Kieran Trippier, 25, in a £45m deal. (Times - subscription required)

Belgium striker Christian Benteke, 28, wants to stay at Crystal Palace despite being linked with a move to China. (Standard)

>AC Milan may offer Ivory Coast midfielder Franck Kessie, 22, to Arsenal in exchange for Uruguay midfielder Lucas Torreira, 23. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

Chelsea and France midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 24, says he wants one day to play for Paris St-Germain. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Everton forward Richarlison, 22, has told Brazil team-mate and Ajax striker David Neres, 22, to join him at Goodison Park. (Liverpool Echo)

West Ham have had a £29m bid for Uruguay striker Maxi Gomez, 22, accepted by Celta Vigo. (Sky Sports)

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>Gremio and Brazil forward Everton, 23, believes his playing style means he could "fit in" at Manchester United. (Mail)

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has been told to make sure he replaces departed duo - Spain defender Alberto Moreno, 26, and 29-year-old striker Daniel Sturridge. (Star)

>And Klopp, 52, is keen to replace no.2 goalkeeper Simon Mignolet, 31, who is expected to leave this summer, with Southampton's Alex McCarthy, 29, as back up to first-choice keeper Alisson. (Mirror)

Arsenal will make a third bid for Lorient's French forward Alexis Claude-Maurice after agreeing personal terms with the 21-year-old. (Metro)

>Crystal Palace have made contact with Atalanta over a move for Belgium midfielder Timothy Castagne, 23. (Het Laatste Nieuws - in Dutch)

West Ham have made a £23m bid for Eibar's Spanish midfielder Joan Jordan, 24. (Sky Sports)

>Swansea want to sign England under-20 full-back Reece James, 19, from Chelsea on loan. (Mail)

Norwich want to sign Strasbourg and Cape Verde striker Nuno da Costa, 28, and will offer £5m. (Sun)

>Chelsea and Wales centre-back Ethan Ampadu, 18, is wanted by Aston Villa on a season-long loan. (Guardian)

Rafa Benitez has two weeks left on his current Newcastle contract and the 59-year-old manager is yet to agree an extension to his current deal. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>Villa are leading the race to sign Stoke and England goalkeeper Jack Butland, with Bournemouth also interested in the 26-year-old. (Mail)

Huddersfield are preparing to accelerate their pursuit of Leyton Orient's English striker Josh Koroma, 20. (Sun)

>Leeds will this week make a £250,000 bid for Carlisle's English winger Liam McCarron, 18. (Mail)

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someone make this guy's face into a reaction image please
I need it

Leave based Jose Ramon alone dude

Biggest day in the sport is here: Soccer Aid is tonight, starts 6:30 but kick-off is 7:30 if you want to avoid all the boring clips of dying Africans.

that's gay

Lo Celso to spurs announcement 6pm today

They're just excited that one of their shit shows was a success in America

>Paul Pogba is so determined to force through a move to Real Madrid that he is even considering going on strike at Manchester United, according to reports in Spain, cited by the Daily Mirror.

What? Plenty of shows were popular in America. Doctor Who, Sherlock, Downtown Abbey, Top Gear, The Office. Hell, the amount of shows the USA copies is massive just to prove this.

I wish there was a way for me to have a TV reminder for when it actually starts. Otherwise it's reminding me when it starts, then 1hr of ignoring it. I don't give a fuck about dying Africans when charity should begin at home. Not our job to fix countries that kicked us out and now demand gibs to fix their shit with us getting nothing from it.

Not happening. They've not even had a bid accepted. Announcements also don't happen on Sunday's. If they're signing him soon, it'll be Friday or Monday. As it is,
>£70m
>for the Argentinian Guendouzi

>Franck Ribery is intent on continuing his career at a big club when he ends his 12-year spell at Bayern Munich at the end of the month.
If Arsenal had the wage budget, he is honestly better than what they have on the wing. But they don't, so it's a really interesting one. Atletico to replace Greasemann? Everton? Spurs? Honestly could do well anywhere that isn't likes of City/Pool in the PL because they've basically got those positions locked down. Unless Pool sells somebody.

>Manchester United should look at centre-half Issa Diop who would fit in perfectly at Old Trafford.
TIME TO GO DIOP-ING MENTAL

>West Ham have also made a £13m bid for Eibar defensive midfielder Joan Jordan.

>West Ham and Valencia have both had bids of £29m bids (plus add ons) accepted by Celta Vigo for striker Maxi Gomez.

Based West Ham saving the transfer window. Hopefully they do a meme signing like Welbeck.

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Fuck off

Korra isn't anime. Anime is Japanese Animation. Korra isn't done in Japan.

>another soton player to liverpool

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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It is

Remember that Liverpool are the good guys!

>with us getting nothing from it.
Not only that, we're now being actively derided for it, for being 'white saviours' whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Can't win with these people.

No, it isn't. It was drawn in South Korea, making it not anime. It was animated in USA. Thus, again, making it not anime. Plenty of places claimed it was inspired by anime due to the art style and the inclusion of LGBT characters in a children's show. But, again, not anime.

It is you weeaboo

>It was drawn in South Korea, making it not anime
Where exactly do you think most animes get their animation done?

Except the frames were draw, but it was animated in USA, what about this is hard?

Not at all, go post Korra on Yea Forums and see what happens. I've not watched Korra, I just know it was animated in USA based on American designs, drawn under supervision in South Korea, where the vast majority of animation is done by the US.

>people unironically arguing over korra being anime
Have sex

>go ask weeabos if Korra is animu
ask randoms instead

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LMAO imagine actually asking random for their opinion on something and actually thinking it is worth something.
It would be fun if it wasn't the base for our democratic system.

Paul Pogba is so determined to force through a move to Real Madrid that he is even considering going on strike at Manchester United, according to reports in Spain, cited by the Daily Mirror.

>Manchester City have stolen a march on their competitors in the race to sign Joao Felix, according to the Daily Mail.

Mohamed Salah has snubbed interest from Real Madrid and Juventus to remain at Liverpool, but the Daily Mirror claim the Egypt international may consider his options at the end of next season.

>Paris Saint-German are set to beat Barcelona and Manchester United to the signing of Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt after blowing the other clubs out of the water with a huge salary package, reports the Daily Mail.

Manchester United are interested in signing Issa Diop and willing to pay £45m plus a player for the West Ham defender, Sky Sports News understands.

>Napoli are reportedly ready to meet the €36m release clause of Roma defender Kostas Manolas and offer him a five-year contract.

Milan are reportedly in pole position for Napoli left-back Mario Rui as a return to Roma is ‘impossible’.

>Borussia Dortmund have agreed a deal in principle to sign Bayern Munich defender Mats Hummels, according to Bild.

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>Man Utd
>Selling one lazy negritoe
>Signing another

Nobody wants to sign Pogba, this is Utds fault for paying 100m for him.

*yawn*

You're actually thinking a past it Ribery should be starting at these big clubs? Get to fuck you twat

>Arsenal
>Big
Lmao, fuck off back to your general, Paki.

Hahah...ha....

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Why is she taller than him?

>Napoli are reportedly ready to meet the €36m release clause of Roma defender Kostas Manolas and offer him a five-year contract
Why don't United go for him? He's better than Maguire and not that far off from Koulibaly with less than half the price

>Why doesn't United [do something sensible]?
I dunno, you tell me.

A couple more cheese blocks for the cheese room and a back up hose for the beer dispensers.

>trans is slow as fuck
Guessing mods thought we had to much fun and b& everyone

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Where are the transfers

At real madrid

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Cute!!!

Barcelona will let 10 players leave this summer – but only if their valuations are met, according to Mundo Deportivo.

>Philippe Coutinho is already a peripheral figure at the Camp Nou but Barca want more than €100m (£89.23m) for the Brazilian.

Back-up goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen is available at €30m (£26.77m) and Croatian midfielder Ivan Rakitic – linked with Manchester United - can also leave, though coach Ernesto Valverde is reluctant to sell him.

>Full-back Nelson Semedo has asked to leave amid interest from Atletico Madrid, while Malcom’s agent will begin talks about his client’s future.

Denis Suarez and Rafinha are not in Valverde’s plans and Andre Gomes has an agreement with Everton after impressing on loan last season. Finally, youngsters Marc Cucurella and Sergi Palencia will be sold.

>Milan are reportedly planning to swap Franck Kessie for Arsenal midfielder Lucas Torreira. According to Corriere dello Sport, Torreira is Milan’s top target this summer and the key to his arrival is Kessie.

Lille reject €8.5m bid from Lyon for left-back Youssouf Koné

>RMC’s Belgian correspondent: “Thomas Meunier has a contract offer and I think it is more likely to be from Arsenal. Today there is a real connection between Unai Emery and Thomas Meunier.”

Lille have agreed personal terms with 28-year-old Rennes captain & midfielder Benjamin André; SRFC blocking move

>Brentford striker Neal Maupay’s representatives are meeting with Sevilla this weekend

Borussia Dortmund have agreed a deal in principle to sign Bayern Munich defender Mats Hummels for €20 million plus incentives

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No, it's just there isn't much to talk about. All there is to talk about is the same shit we've seen constantly.

>Torreria for Kessie
Torreira was already a risk and it turned out OK, is Kessie better? Upgrade? Downgrade? Sidegrade? As it is, Milan only think they can because Torreira wants the sun back. But apparently had a tough time in Italy as well. Dude is weak mentally, so make the swap I say.

Kinda want Kessie at Spurs.

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>what are you looking at user? Can’t you see I’ve fallen again, come and help me up

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Would you say he's better than Torreira? Do you really need a DM when you got Sissiko?

I liked Torreira a lot and I'm sad to see him fail in england. I see Kessie more of a Dembele replacement. Being stronk and moving the ball. Sissoko is shit again.

I liked Torreira as well but if he's not happy I wouldn't keep him around as he'll just play shit. Rumours are he isn't trying particular hard to learn English either. Which is incredibly fucking baffling. But I say do the swap. Kessie might not be a giant but he's just above King of Manlet tier so better than King of Midget tier Torreira. I just don't see them doing it. If Arsenal could get Kessie + Money then go for it.

I just checked on transfermarket.
>Torreira: just under £50m valuation
>Kessie just under £30m
So a straight swap is fucking stupid for Arsenal. £30m + Kessie and I say go for it. But they won't. They won't even get £10m, let alone £20m. Milan will be laughing.

>barcelona selling anyone that isn’t in
the starting XI

Why

Yeah they should. Good deal since Kessie probably will have a decent sell on value and Torreira were 25m IIRC

bants and wage bill space for de ligt and grease

They need a shake-up. The current team minus Messi who has been carrying them all season is mid-table tier.

I'd only do it if they got offered some cash + Kessie, as based on the market value, Torreira is much more valuable (probably due to decent season in PL, which always raises your value). If Arsenal can get Ziyech as well, they'll at least can concentrate on defence after that. The rest of their positions are gash but no money. As for Spurs, I guess you could but you're not in such a position where you can't try a youth player or two if they're that bad.

>this interminable limbo of no news on rafa and the takeover

JUST SAY WHETHER IT'S HAPPENING OR NOT ASHLEY YOU FAT CUNT

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>3 white guys

State of England lads

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He's done this how many times? I keep forgetting it was even mentioned this year.

it actually looked promising this time, but we've heard nothing new for over two weeks now

my only source of hope is that Sky seem to be very invested in the story this time

If Norway wasn't poaching our white players, we'd have more. But, alas, you are. So, jog on.

The ugliest looking football team ever.

Sign someone for christ sake

>madders
what a bellend

Hope you lads are cheering on Bermuda later

>rashford wants 350k a week
What the actual fuck? Highest Liverpool player's wage is 200k iirc.

Too many of out white kids are malnourished with poor genetics

Blame Sanchez, completely fucked Uniteds wage structure to the point where De Gea and Rashford are asking for ridiculous wages

Of course. Sadly Haiti have won this competition before, so, we're against it. Canada beat Martinique, so Queefbecis will be seething.

Nonce AND a fag, looking at the appearance of players. I mean the first is par the course for the Irish but I thought you guys didn't like fags?

Based Agent Sanchez ruining United from within. Sadly Cech did it for Chelsea when playing for Arsenal.

It’s actually happening lads.

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>Paul Pogba has plunged his future at Manchester United into doubt by telling reporters it “could be a good time to have a new challenge somewhere else”.

>The France international has been linked with Real Madrid or a return to former club Juventus after an inconsistent third season at Old Trafford.

>“There is a lot of talking and a lot of thinking as well," Pogba told reporters in Tokyo. "For me I have been for three years in Manchester and have been doing great; some good moments and some bad moments, like everybody. Like everywhere else.

>"After this season and everything that happened this season, with my season being my best season as well... I think for me it could be a good time to have a new challenge somewhere else. I am thinking of this: to have a new challenge somewhere else."

United getting dabbed on

> who gets exposed in Europe because he isn't running at SPFL farmers
As opposed to running at “E“PLel farmers?

>top goal scorer plays for QPR

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"time for a new challenge"

after catastrophically failing the last one?

Jonte Smith plays for Oxford but he's only played a single game, like, two mins. Honestly using the Gold Cup to watch if he's good enough to start for Oxford.

>fucking state of that
lol? What? Nothing wrong with the article m8, you’re just making it an issue because you hate the show

He's actually a Burnley player but they loaned him out for not being white enough

Based club names

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>an unforgettable 3 years

>Indian customers burning their Pogba shirts right now

YOu just made this post to complain about the concept of aid and not the TV state of you lad

>Flanagan's Onions
>Young Men's Social Club

We've already signed to son of one of our old goalies from Millwall, how much more memey can we be?

Football looks like THIS?

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>missing Gold Cup matches
Shan't be replying to you any more.

For whatever reason Sky doesnt even list them. The GC so far seems better than the Copa America

>African Cup starts in a week
>bunch of African countries playing friendlies with each other

Players are already there, this is to stop them going out and raping the locals

haha

But who will be dabbing in his stead?

Lingard

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damn sorry

What has he promised fat frank?

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Doesn't work with a future prospect. Has to be an established dabber.

I would personally pay Juve to take Trippier, I'd pay any club to take him. Who the fuck is scouting for them?

>Tripper in 28
always feel like he's younger. Might as well cash in while they can

Frank gets nothing, Derby make bank

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Pretty lazy puns today

>Austria isn't even staying in /trans/ any more
I feel lonely without him. I need to make more Austria slap/mockey images for him.

Agents.

Why is Poch so fat?

He's very handsome

Fell in love with kebabs and fried chicken since moving to London

half of them barely get any playtime because all the old farts want to play

That’s what happens when you recruit mental weaklings who take more interest in new haircuts than defending

Is this really what the border is like? Why would you want to stop this?

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>the whitest Mexicans they could find

NDombele has said he wants to join spurs

London lifestyle

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Why do they make it sound so problematic? This looks pretty chill

He's got a chonky face there as well. Just part of his structure, but he is defo fatter now.

They're 100% not Mexican

got a fetish for stylised aftermath rape poses

>sign pogba as most expensive player ever for club
>puts in sub-par performances for three years
>still collects his huge paycheck every week
>"i think I'm a bit too good to stay here, later queers"
>gets sold to Real for £25 and a 5-pack of freddos
How will United ever recover?

Yeah but mate, Freddos are fucking expensive now. So that's quite a good deal.

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I like how pogba is talking about himself as if hes put in some great seasons. It's like he tried to copy Hazards farewell speech but it doesnt work

>65p
Could have sworn they were only 20 a few years ago.

Sister ate an entire 5 pack of Freddos the other day in about ten minutes

>new release playlist on Spotify
>get fucking 'Rich, White, Straight Men' by Kesha
What the fuck. Spotify is really scraping the barrel for similar things to shit i listen to. I wish I could say 'no thanks' to this kind of music appearing again but can't do that.

>France U20 international Alexis Claude-Maurice wants to move to Arsenal but 10 other clubs are trying to sign the Lorient forward.
>£14m bid has rumoured to be placed by Arsenal
>spending 30% of your budget on kids

Is she fat?

corr imagine her poo after

same as when she put that yank 'chocolate' in her mouth

very much so.
lucky we have two bathrooms

He literally said he didnt but would if nothing better came along

youtube.com/watch?v=Wx8NReYvsLk

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Both of them eat like absolute mugs

>plastic knife and fork
disgusting

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Ndombele is too good for Spurs desu

IIRC the story is the guy on the right just got out of prison, and fast food was the first thing he went for to have a feast.

Any hope for Abramovich to save
>us
and keep Sarri?

Fair enough. Would wash it down with a few cans

Sarri is gone, accept it

This is the 2nd webm I've seen of Americans dipping their food into drinks. I heard the reason is to cool it down for it to be eaten quicker but... how about waiting until it's cooled down and not soggy with whatever?

Also, this is sports related hilariously.

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If he's just out of prison how come he's already fat?

Ndombélé is amazing, he might have a mediocre personality but if he shows decent professionalism he will undoubtedly become better than Pogba or Kanté.

Might as well just put it all in a blender you savages

---romero
young - smalling - jones - dalot
lingard - matic - fred - james
---rashford - martial

Will this team finish in the top 10?

Abramovich apparently said he will at the very least get 2 years on the job, bet he said they'll spend big next summer as well.

The Aryan Brotherhood were hogging all the exercise equipment

THIS.

He's going to stay at Lyon and go to Chelsea next year watch.

Lyon will sell Traore and Depay or Fekir.

>No Pookaku
>No Poobag
Drop Martial and they’re title contenders

He's pretty much the player they need to become a top team and become more consistent in the PL.
Ndombélé and a more than decent and versatile striker/AM. Someone like Ben Yedder or Ziyech.

He's American. Or, here's a thing, you don't suddenly look 100kg cause you're in prison. He could have been there for 4 weeks or something. Not everybody in prison is there for 25 years.

Guy on the right is a true alpha

Chelsea is over m8. Once Kanté leaves next year they will struggle to get top 10.

Kante isn't leaving.

He's not the type to push a move and he just signed a new 5 yr deal this year.

Most people gain weight in prison. They feed you nothing but simple processed carbs while you sit all day in a cell and the only things you can buy in there are candy bars and Doritos.

If he's been in prison for 4 weeks then why the fuck would he eat like that. He looks like he's been starved for months. Is this really how americans react if you keep them away from fast food for a month?

Has there ever been a club as successful while in a "crisis" as Chelsea?

Do you really trust Ziyech to replace Eriksen

mfw 150+ IQ Lampard solves Chelsea once and for all

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How many times has that been said? Chelsea aren't nearly as fucked as Spurs, United or Arsenal. Spurs because they seem adamant to refuse to buy players and they never win anything. United because they're struggling and people have given up thinking it is a blip. Arsenal because they have a owner who refuses to fund anything. Chelsea have a veritable army of talent available to them. They could be banned for 5 years transfer wise and still comfortably make Top 10 every year.

Because in prison, you get 10 mins to eat food and if you don't eat it quickly, you don't get to eat. This is why he's dipping the food, so it can be chewed and consumed easier. Also, chances are, he liked fast food and missed it. So perhaps this will keep him from going back to prison? That's kinda the point.

Chelsea will be fine.

Goalkeeper Jesse Joronen moving from F.C. Copenhagen to Brescia.

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You lads every done time? Spent a night in the cells was pretty shit

Not "replacing" him but he would make a nice addition to the team at that price, considering they lack depth. Lamela was in great form at some point and then got injured again.

Proofs?

I worked in a prison and now I volunteer in a different one (office job got boring). Keeps me on the straight and narrow because actually being imprisoned is a fucking grim existence.

He's clearly out of prison, there's no reason why he would still eat like a competitive eater. And that argument suggests that he's been there for a long time because he hasn't dropped the habit of eating quickly, and thus conflicts with your prior argument that he's only been there a short time.

Also
>eating fast food keeps you out of prison
Don't know about that hot take, chief

Can Chelsea sign players or not??

No!

Short answer: No
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooo

No, if he loves fast food so much, he'll not have it again if he goes back in, thus, perhaps he'll think 'hmm, if i commit this crime I won't have fast food again and that sucked last time'. As for no reason, other than it is a habit that would be hard to quit as soon as you left prison that very day. Coupled with the fact he is probably hungry and wants to get food inside him. This isn't particularly odd. We don't even know if he was in prison.

No one knows

Can we agree that he's a fat fuck who eats in a disgusting way?

Currently, no. They told the court they didn't want the ban to be lifted while they appealed (probably for good boy points) and as such they cannot sign players. So if they don't get the appeal through successfully, they don't get to sign players for a year (ie, literally nothing). But if the 'good boy point' works, they might not have a ban at all.

Fucks sake I'm hungry for junk now

But if they already served the year's ban, what is the point of appealing? Not like they can retroactively be unbanned

get out of jail card for the next time they offend

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On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest, how gay is it for a man to shave his legs? Asking for a friend, obviously

...

>that """currywurst"""
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH

I've never had the England meal and refuse to believe it's the #1 drunk food

Depends why you're doing it

If you do it to promote excellence in elite sporting competition, such as cycling or swimming then it's 2/10 gay.

In any other circumstances it is 10/10 gay.

could go for some Currywurst right now

also if you have red onion on your cheesy chips you are literally a terrorist

11

It's a northern thing mostly. Either that or chips in curry sauce

Who has chips and cheese with cheese sauce?

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Chips & cheese is literally just chips with loads of salt and then grated cheddar dumped on top.

thats pretty ghetto level lad

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To think there are threads on /ck/ full of britbongs complaining about the bad rep their "cuisine" has

I think /ck/ is my favourite board.

...

Those Iranian pizzas are great. Their food is awesome.

So when >we buy N'bugu, lo celso and a couple of other quality players, what's >our chances at the prem?

I'm optimistic and would say 20%

I know it's >the Sun but I really hope the Bale to Bayern rumor is true.

Could go for a pretzel lads.

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why do you hate Bayern

>Manchester United believe they can win the race to sign Leicester defender Harry Maguire
This guy is fucking trash.

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>pretzel
>jewish food
>layering it with the flesh of the swine

Such anti-semitism, I'm disappointed Germany

A fit Bale is a top 10 player. Remember how people were shitting on Robben when he joined Bayern.
They need a winger and they are very good at nurturing these kinds of player.

Reminder that it's father's day and you need to call your dad

haha nice one m8

Reminder that Fathers day is a zionist construct

My dad's dead.

Nah he walked out when I was a baby so fuck him

SARRI IN
twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1140243340417544192

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Will he bring Jorginho with him ? Fabregas said he considers him his son, and that he would play him no matter what

>Rafa Benitez has two weeks left on his current Newcastle contract and the 59-year-old manager is yet to agree an extension to his current deal. (Newcastle Chronicle)
big yikes

>Chelsea finish 7th
>Juve win CL

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do the juve fans still think they're getting pep?

Pep as Sarri's assistant, Pochettino as physio

They thought Juventus wasn't a shit team that would spend 30 days of real life time to hire a worthless shitter Chelsea FC fans were dreaming to get the rid of.
Turns out, they were wrong. Inter already won Serie A.

Never had any of those Brazil drunk foods either.

lel

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As you were.

youtube.com/watch?v=gBAhgZZNR7E

wolves confirmed /elite/ top 6

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When's fat Frank getting unveiled then?

Can they just announce Lampard now and get the drama over please? Sarri took ages to appoint last season

HAHA

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happy father's day daddy

Will Piggy be given another chance by Sarri at Juve?

Not so fast

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I don't get it

>conte at Inter
>sarri at Juve
>ancelotti at Napoli
After Lampard, who's the next Italian to leave Serie A and win something at Chelsea...only to be sacked?

Ranieri

what a weird club chelsea is

He's a smoker and Juventus will go up in smoke.

I wonder what he's thinking right now.

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Gattuso

over/under on him getting stabbed during the Napoli away game?

Probably doesn't care, since Sarri apparently didn't give a shit about him

>Damn, Chelshit look like THIS?!

>England striker Marcus Rashford, 21, could be offered a £350,000-a-week deal to stay at Old Trafford and snub interest from Real Madrid and Barcelona. (Sun)

Okay...

happy for him

Ungrateful Chelsea fans deserve a shit manager like Lampard

>Leicester and England defender Harry Maguire, 26, agreed with the club's late owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha he could leave this summer. (Mirror)

Convenient that he's not around to verify that now

>The Sun

the transfer ban and all this chaos just give him more chance to be a starter

Shameless really

Blame Mourinho

Lads, I admitted feelings for a colleague the other day. She felt the same but now havent heard anything for 48 hours. Should I wait until she texts me?

Also, any word on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

This so british

>Real and Barca joining forces to fake interest in United players to bankrupt them

Based.

Presumably you're going to see her in work tomorrow, might as well wait and speak to her in person.

Who do you think organised the 'accident', user? Think about it. The pieces all add up. Also, what's the deal with all the weird names Thai's have? Oxford's owner is so bad you have to call him 'Tiger' instead.

>Taking dating advice from people on 4channel

This.
Better ask on /gif/ or /hm/.

Pretty sure /gif/'s advice will just be to let a black guy fuck her, then sissify yourself, then let that black guy fuck you.

I am. Though I got real bolstered by the success and got pissed afterwards so hoping I didnt fuck it up immediately after.

Im going to do this for you lads.

why would two of the best teams in the world want to bankrupt an english europa league club?

Will Taytay ever be able to make a kino song or is she forever stuck in the musical equivalent of capeshit?

>/gif/
>having sex
They will just wish they were her'

Trouble was amazing, fuck you. Heard it and didn't realise it was her and that was the song that made me give her a chance when I found out.

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Who the lakers signing this window lads?

Start looking for a new job

youtube.com/watch?v=vNoKguSdy4Y#t=2m2s

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The guys at buzzfeed don't know how to cook do they?

>no mention of having two tranny's double team her whilst you sound yourself and bounce on a monster dildo filled with ejaculating eggs
hmmm, not sure this is the same /gif/.

>Arsenal are set to miss out on Yannick Carrasco, according to reports.

>The Belgian is keen to join the Gunners, but Chinese Super League club Dalian Yifang have demanded £30m for the winger.

>Arsenal have a tight transfer budget this summer and The Sun reports they can no longer afford Carrasco.

Serves him right for being greedy and going to China too early in his career

Never text or speak to her again. She didn’t “admit” anything she lied to spare your feelings because she’s a weak woman. Don’t shit where you eat next time.

Expect the police to be waiting for you at your desk tomorrow morning and enjoy your 5 years in jail for sexual harassment.

You're the man, do you expect her to lead the situation?

y'all need to calm down

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haha nice one m8

>not using /trans/ approved thumbs up
Newfag.

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Just wait, lad. Good fortune awaits you

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Am I doing it right?

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Are you a nigger?

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Its not like we havent done stuff with each other before, Amerifat. Have fun never taking chances in life.

That is over €250 of shitty fruit and people on this site (especially Yea Forums) keep bitching about Jiro charging the same for master crafted sushi of the highest quality. They have literally no idea how bad it gets here..

>france

>using Euros and glorious £'s
Get out Tyreece. The base will be calling you soon.

Oh well then why isn’t she texting you back genius? She’s probably sitting at home sick dreading seeing you in the office tomorrow.

OR she's just shy and doesn't know the words to capture exactly what she's trying to say

What has happened with France?

I meant to post this in /wwc/

looks like a poncy cheesy chips to me

besides, where I am everyone either eats kebab, pizza or chicken wings after a sesh

No he just acts like one. About 9 kids with 3 different women (that I know of)

How much average monthly cost in food for 1 person?

But they've not done anything lel worthy either so I dunno your point.

Plus I havent text her anything as there hasnt been any need to. Wouldnt want to force the issue and appear like a love sick teenager like Mr. Burger over there.

Remember good humour and making fun of the situation can avoid a harrasment suit and even get you laid

My dad got snipped after me had me, just allowed him to fool around and pay for kids he's not even the father of. Which he's doing. Literally mutt kids. There goes his £750k personal wealth between 6 people.

gave mine some white toblerones, that's my talking done for the day

Depends what you are eating, western foods and veg can be horrendously expensive, fish and s.o.y.a. sauce is cheap. Except for those two, everything costs about twice as much as in Germany, apart from beer which costs about 10 times as much...

Going on a long train ride tomorrow, are there any good podcasts you'd recommend?

Tello him to start secretly funneling his fortune to you since you're his only real son
He'll understand

>implying

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Crouch

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fugg

He's been buying me silver coins from the Royal Mint because silver is running out quicker than gold. I have a few thousand worth of coins now. I can't force anything else.

So, you're German?

Vialli or Zola.

A friend of mine told me this once, basically vegetables are unaffordable for many people.

Anyone wants to play some footy lads ?

yeah, but Robben was not 30 years old.

It's too hot

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yeah, fruit obviously even worse, all depends on the season and if you are a cityfag. I grow my own, planted loads of fruit trees and help out farming neihgbours in my spare time for more, so it work out well.

Imagine the size of their kids.

nonce

Lads. What will united do this summer to fix their squad?

I think the Blades obviously need to get Henderson in on loan again, add a proven striker and a couple of midfielders. Defence looks solid.

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You now remember Sandro

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How will you react when he scores at the Ethiad?

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You now remember Giovani dos Santos.

Similarly, how do you feel about the prospect of Leon Clarke playing Premier League football?

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Lmao, it's definitely Döner Kebab over here. It was even invented in Germany.
>Ireland
wtf

>20°C
>toot
Drown yourself, Holland!

Betting suspended on Lampard next Chelsea manager. Looks like an announcement could happen very soon.

Some Sandro

NDombele to spurs VERY soon

This was his choice though

Who would Spurs realistically need to sign to have a decent shot at the prem?

Need both n'doumbele and lo celso as a minimum. Need a back up for Kane who isn't 35 and crocked. A future world class CB would be pretty good too -Romagnoli from Milan for 50 mil?

>A future world class CB would be pretty good too
We have Sanchez and Foyth

Fuck off you twat. You cunts are fucking pests

We are 'big club' confirmed

Isnt caladra better?

>le make mistakes constantly but manages to compensate for it with his pace lad

Champ is a thing but nobody eats it on a night out. Chances are everywhere's number 1 is either kebab or McDonalds

loooooool

Liverpool and Man city have infinitely better options than those two

Mbrap still isn't at Liverpool lads, losing hope.

For me, it's kapsalon

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City's defenders are shite.

I wouldn't say I've watched enough Milan games desu. Rom is the far better prospect from what I've heard

Foyth is great and is only like 19 fuck off

Romagnoli for 50m only? You are out of your mind. And he isn't for sell anyway.

>le prospect lad
Good to see you have given up on next season la

;) just going by his transfer market price - obviously I know he's gonna go for 100mil plus.
Milan said he's untouchable, but if a player wants to leave, they leave.

Worst fucking meme is you nonces thinking he's going to go there. But I suppose Liverpool spunking another £200m in a window isn't to be unexpected.

I said win the prem next season you sperm. How is Foyth going to achieve that? Are you Levy?

Well they aren't. Laporte is incredible

Anyone selling a right-back with a liking for Irn Bru? We need one fucking sharpish.

>Be 20 year old gobshite academy graduate who has never played for parent club
>Go on holiday 'with the lads' in some Brit-piss-up hellhole
>Get absolutely keyed up on coke and record yourself chatting absolute bollocks
>Stray onto the subject of football
>Slag off your club and its fans and bang on about how much money you've got when your only pro appearances are in the 7th tier

twitter.com/BluesCallum/status/1139621392645795840

You won't see a more moronic thing this window. Career. Fucking. Finished.

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£200 mil AND complete obliteration of their wage structure. M'boogu wouldn't accept a contract less than £400k a week im sure

You asked for a future world class CB not a current world class CB

>something something City lie about theirs
>something something we're not really 2nd most expensive in the league that's City lying
>something something 3rd is much better
>something something it doesn't matter because sponsorships and ticket sales and season tickets and reward money
>something something that makes it OK, please forget we mocked others for this

Interesting get. Also, expect him to be arrested anyway. Maybe he really doesn't like his club and wants an easy way out?

Will any club take a punt on Adam Johnson?

Remember, 15 is legal in Italy, Germany, Spain etc.

I did. But I meant future world class players who can make a difference now. Players like Sule, Škriniar, Lucas Hernández who will eventually be world class.

De ligt is 19 and would bend Foyth over ;)

Spurs fans are mentally ill

You're not getting Ndombele you mongs.

But Skriniar and Lucas Hernandez are already world class.

Fingering probably doesn't even count as sex in Italy, it's just an aggressive greeting

I would argue not, just on the basis that their ceiling is so much higher as they are really young and have a lot of time to develop more. I think world class is overused anyway

Cool bro. I want an apology when that turns out to be fake news.

Just need to get to know him bro. He will prove himself and become the next GOAT.

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Kek

Right now he's somewhere in the Baleric Islands nursing a terrible Cocaine hangover/comedown in a hot, sweaty, cheap hotel room with the curtains drawn and his phone won't stop fucking going off.

It's legal in France and Germany. The other places you stated it's only legal if other conditions are met.

So what are we having for dinner then?

For me, it's homemade pasta salad with a pork chop

is he out of the slammer?
fc nantes could do with him

Just had some sausages and mashed potato

Pre-drinking before Soccer Aid

So bored lads I might watch USA vs Chile Women's World Cup and bants a bit. Haiti vs Bermuda is at 23:00 tonight and I might be too knackered to watch it.

>pre-drinking 3hrs before kick off
You're just an alchy, mate.

it's Sunday lad, proper Sunday roast dinner

Whatever the gf is making, my good man.

Who would be a good back up striker for Kane?

Shaqiri

>Had a drink

mbappe

I'd say Lukaku but he ain't no backup striker senpai

Isn’t 14 legal in Italy?

Yeah he’s out.

why is adam johnson supposed to be unemployable? marcos alonso still plays

>spend almost nothing for 3 years
>still have money to spend
FUCKING REDSHITE FUCK OFF REEEEE

Going to the local little Italian with my parents for fathers day for a slap up meal.

Ronaldo

Leon Clarke is for sale

England isnt big on forgiving any sexual crime.

because the Daily Mail launched a massive smear campaign against him making him look 1000 times worse than he is just because the newspaper got banned from Sunderlands training ground for spreading shit

Except for when muslims have done it

>HES A FUCKING NONCER SHE WAS 15
>oh he's some 16 year old's tits by the way nice set on her give her a proper shag me like
based tabloids

>spend almost nothing for 3 years
Top lel. Even accounting for net spend Liverpool spent £150m last year. If you go from start of PL, they're the 4th highest net spenders (£700m or so negative).

I was talking about public figures lets not start this shit

An imam is a public figure, you racist

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anime is not a public figure

haha nice one m8

Remember when 4 ditched wrestling. Was because they showed an 80 yr old woman topless

She looks very, ehm, mature for her age.

Lmao

Anyone wanna come watch the n'doumbele and lo celso unveiling with me at the new stadium la'

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

>spend the coutiniho money
>YOU CANT DO THAT STOP YOU FUCKING REDSHITE YOU HAVE TO BURN THAT STOP CHEATING
kek best meme, liverpool are rich as fuck now though even without sales, unironically closing in on united

Was looking for this

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English papers really are in a class of their own

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>ctrl+f 'vile'
>1247 matches

Why did they perv on Church so much? She won Rear of the Year at 16 too

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Bit much innit

She was a literal choir girl who grew up to by a curvy little minx.

Best tabloid bait in years

every time someone someone purchases the Sunday Sport the soul of the inventor of the printing press weakens a little more

oi i need to keep up on me current affairs

you're driving me
to insanity
all the things you do
you make me come unglued
I cant help myself
I need professional heeeelp

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more charlotte church lads

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>Gutenberg
>soul

I would say not enough ;)

Pls respond

I'm a massive fan of female (with no penis) breasts

>female (with no penis)

What's the point?

No one eats champ after a night out in Ireland

New:

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>Everton forward Richarlison, 22, has told Brazil team-mate and Ajax striker David Neres, 22, to join him at Goodison Park. (Liverpool Echo)
Yikes.

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Fuck that sounds horrible