/oro/

Reminder that El Salvador is rightful Honduran clay.

Vos me pelas la pija maje

Having a quality high-carb brunch, chicharrón de puerco with pico de gallo, beans, serranos en escabeche, tortillas and coke, because I'm a bad hombre.

Final will be Mexico vs Curaçao

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Provecho m8, looks breddy damn good.

>declining Copa America invitation so you can play Guyana and Curacao in the Gold Cup

what was meant by this?

They have to maintain their (((Giant))) of conCACAf status, also CHI shekles for the FMF.

Thank you breh, I can say than chiles serranos are the best part, spiciness of serranos after biting a taco is the best part.

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concacaf arranges everything for maximum dollaroos. once youre in you dont get out.

shitcano monies

Same reason LigaMX teams are playing pic related instead Copa Libetadores.

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Why is USA in the group of death?

Do you pickle your own or do you buy them in cans already?

Also, you got me hungry for some chicharrones en salsa verde.

09/08/1945

>mexicans rejected copa america just to play this shitty mickey mouse cup

>Mexico vs Cuba on Pasadena
>65,000 assistants confirmed

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Siete

Based Texas

Tbh that's way better turnout than if they had done the game in Mexico.

This dude from "la tiendita" buys a big ass can and sell them by piece, 2 pesos each one(1 peso the one in the middle because of the size). About the chicharrones, are sold in the tortilleria, they made them and have a little of tasty meat :d

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>tfw going to pretend to be a sjw on twitter when the puto chants start

youtube.com/watch?v=lha-oBcduxs

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kek, post screens pls

Not bad m8, should have drank a Bohemia™ clara with that food ;^)

I'm more fond of the "ese no es un portero, es una puta de cabaret" chant tbqhwy familia.

Because they make a killing out of dumb chicanos with this shit

Back to the /ligma/ general, aquí no se aceptan mandilones.

>MEXICO! EN EL DIA DEL PADRE, LE DIO EN LA MADRE A ALEMANIA!

it's been a year ;_; where does time goes, lads?

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What time does /mierdaposting/ begin?

Kick-Off with Canada vs Martinique, 7:30pm ET, then Mexico vs Cuba, 10pm ET

>All the good Cuban players will have defected by the time they have to play >us
nice

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Is TW@ bullying acceptable in this bread?

Yeah, gonna get some beers before the game.

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Vos que hablas negro de mierda, nosotros no somos negros cerotes como ustedes y su intento bajero de pupusa, regresate a la palmera simio maricon hijueputa.

based

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Oye tranquilo viejo

Muchachos, muchachos, calma. Todos aquí sabemos que ustedes son el doceavo y decimo-tercer municipio de Chiquimula.

And Guatemala is the 33rd state of the Mexican Empire
Everyone wins

for me is tripadvisor & trivago

El Salvador, mas grande qué Tigres.

>there are no female Canada Soccer fans

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ONIONS 100% PECHO-AMARILLO

ANOCHE SOÑÈ QUE GANABA EL GUASTATOYA

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Mejor suban culos y dejen de pelear

It's not that we rejected we are part of conCACAf not conmebol so our priority is copa oro,

>su intento bajero de pupusa
I'm more of a baleada guy.

Nah, don't want us to compete on a place where we don't assure the win and the dolars

Did Snickers FC qualify?

Post Centro-qt's

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Good cuban players lol

So many meme shots on that short webm

El Salvador VS Honduras when?

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>Imagine a Guerra del Futbol 2
>Now 80% of their populations riding La Bestia and assaulting random people along the rails
Trump was fucking right

25th

They'll get to Tj and a few to Mexicali

>riding La Bestia and assaulting random people
based Peje

Fuck you Mexico.

/copalib/ here
concacaf sucks cock

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Daily reminder that no one cares anymore, so piss off

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Pupusas are just gorditas tBh

Yeah, but we were born here :(

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Rude desu

Negotiations are ongoing to combine the Gold Cup and Copa America once every four years. Can't wait.

BASED

I blame Canada for how bad the Gold Cup is. No excuse for that nation not to be right behind Mexico and United States (lol) in terms of quality.

Reminder we will never see Mexico's A team because Televisa always forces the head coach to field players from either America or marketing purposes.

Case in point, Ochoa has no business still being a GK

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME, TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS...

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Dubs and USMNT wins this copa molera

Sure, as always, but don't push him too hard.

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worked into a shoot

Canada doesn't have that big of a population and they get a lot of chink immigrants. Plus it's cold

Maybe if they could get a few more negritos

Based. Fuck Ochoa and Fuck Televisa

based

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USA is absolute garbage right now, wouldn't be surprised if we get eliminated by panama or even reggae boys again

What's the deal with Mexico not fielding their best players? I heard about this a couple of weeks ago and assumed they were sending a team to Copa America.

Good news, >we've just started bringing more immigrants to the team. God willing, >we should be a (semi) regular Hex team in no time

comment on this since you're a cruz azul fag.

Pulisic joining the squad makes the team 5x better. If we're eliminated it should be in the final.

When are you going to return the favor for letting you qualify?

Are they the same players who lost the gold cup against Honduras?

Mexico is not playing in the Copa America. Mexico never fields the best players because a television corporation controls who gets called up. And since they own a team down there a lot of time they call up players from that team or that played there.

they're divas

What do you want me to say? I'm a USA fag when it comes to national teams

Allez Les Matinino

How the heck did Canada win in 2000?

THere are rumors about Mexican Federation keeping most of the shekels from broadcasting rights and tv spots, players trying to a bigger piece of the cake, triangule the business to avoid paying taxes in Mexico, that's why they can't talk about it in public. FMF got them by the balls since no matter how shitty the games in USA are, american-mexicans still paying tongs of dollars for tickets.

That's why we never send our better players, niggas refuse to go or pretend injuries, but anyways the younger and less skilled players will go to Mexico NT because that's their only chance.

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Beat Haiti and El Salvador , drew vs. Cuab in qualification playoff
Finished second in their group (behind Costa Rica, required a coin flip vs. South Korea)
Beat Mexico in quarter finals with a golden goal
Beat Trinidad and Tobago in semi finals
Beat Colombia in finals

here

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Martinique are semi decent and we have no defence to speak of, I'm thinking 6-0

Reminder we're making the /oro/ 2019 collage

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Podré ser cuartomundista, pero si fuera salvadoreño ya me habría tirado de un puente

You have two weeks to fill this shit. Get to work fags

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I think our first image will be for Cuban improvised kits kek

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post more latinas

latinas are god tier

ARGENTINA_vs_COLOMBIA
ARGENTINA_vs_COLOMBIA
ARGENTINA_vs_COLOMBIA

in.xrivonet.info/33m.html

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Wtf, this isn't copa oro...

>hole twitter shitting on Guido Rodriguez

I'm ok with this, he can stay in Club America one more year.

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I know but shit is on TVazteca, gonna watching while Mexico's game begins

David Beckham has reportedly already offered Mauro Icardi a spot on Inter Miami

you have to go back

That would be really nice, as long as CONCACAF leagues keep getting better.

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Only a Bad Hombre won't let qt's to get in their countries.

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For me, it's Nicaragua

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W-Why colombians never play like this in Club America? they are just sucking dry our wallet.

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Post them

me on the left

why is every Gold Cup hosted in the US? shouldn't they try to hide a bit about the fact that's only for the money?

There's no other country that can host a 16 team tournament, except fro Mexico, who doesn't care enough to do it

we also don't have routine mass beheadings, probably plays a role in the decision making

they're starting to spread it around, but just a little bit

>our team is basically Pulisic, McKennie + shittty MLS guys.
Just give Mexico the trophy already

Because the only other first world country in conCACAf is Canada but they don't have chicanos

Which games will have the most muderball?

guey
mota
ajajajajjaajjaajaaaaa

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>first world
>no chicanos
redundant :^)

>nogs in canada
what

any honduras or haiti game

where's guatemala?

Mexico unironically did nothing wrong desu

All the white kids play hockey, and the native black kids play backetball. Canada's team is almost entirely immigrants or first gen leafs

>No VAR
lmao just give us the trophy already

Banned by FIFA from international competitions, no idea why but sanction is over, anyways pre-eliminatories were before that so couldn't make it, they gonna play for next Copa Oro

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>France can win the Gold cup

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Just south of Mexico

Im rooting for Curaçao, got a good impression from them in Copa Oro 2017.

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Canada's lineup vs. Martinique (plus in order of left to right, what club they play for)

Rangers FC
Red Star Belgrade
Vancouver Whitecaps
Montreal Impact
Cardiff City FC
Los Angeles FC
Bayern Munich
Besiktas JK
Heart of Midlothian
Gent
Toronto FC

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based

>No Cavallini
But why?

>No Cavallini

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Martinique doesn't have a graphic so I'll just list the players and their clubs

[GK] Loïc Chauvet (Golden Lion FC)

Jean-Sylvain Babin (Sporting Gijon)
Jordy Delem (Seattle Sounders)
Yann Thimon (Golden Lion FC)
Samuel Camille (Tenerife)

Joris Marveaux (Ajaccio)
Karl Vitulin (Samaritaine)
Daniel Herelle (Golden Lion)
[C] Stephane Abaul (Club Franciscain)

Kevin Fortune (Troyes)
Kevin Parsemain (Golden Lion)

cero

at least he's on the squad, where the fuck is james and whos this godinho zoomer

fucking kek
this crowd is worse than the wwe
let me guess, the whole arena is the hard cam side?

CANADA_vs_MARTINIQUE
CANADA_vs_MARTINIQUE
CANADA_vs_MARTINIQUE

in.xrivonet.info/7c.html

KICK-OFF MOTHERFUCKERS

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You lads should walk this right?

t-they still with the bbq in the parking lots!

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>Arg 0-1 Col
>Roger scored

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this lil nigga can't do shit in Club America

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Canada is gonna gt fcuked up

>in.xrivonet.info/7c.html
it keeps giving me a 500 error

lads im.not a fan of soccer but THIS is supposed to be the worlda most popular sport? theres like 10 people there

For me, it's Martinique

>Right after Guido Pizarro gets subbed in
AYYYYY CHIQUITIN

It's Canada vs a literally where nation in a game being played in the U.S.

Someone put the near-empty stadium shot in the collage

Emptiest stadium I'ver ever seen

Why dont the people in the stadium just move to seats closer to the pitch? Doubt anyone will notice

The Asian Cup had some pretty empty ones but this wins

Tenerife is a Spainish island but it's not IN Spain, mr commentator

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Surprisingly good game

Davies NOOOOOO

They should've at least played this match in a stadium up north that's closer to canada

>half of the leaf back line are actually midfielders
Why can they not find a single useful defender?

>French Canadians

The announcer literally said "You have to have your best players on the field and Canada has a lot of good midfielders". Ballsy strategy

It's not a choice, they're honestly probably the best options at defense also. They have zero good defenders.

This match hasn't been that bad tBh

Canada should compete in AFCON

Good Stream?

007stream.club/match/Canada-vs-Martinique

007stream.club/match/Canada-vs-Martinique

FUCK

Microscopicos BTFO

This is my first time watching, what should I expect?

T.bh Martinique looks pretty decent

Only 6 players are black

foxsportsgo.com

Memes.
Shit refereeing.
Murder ball.

this is unironically our best lineup in a while by the way, hutchinson/davies/hoilett/arfield/borjan are the core of the team and osorio is in that point in his career where he's getting a bit better every season by default

>007stream.club/match/Canada-vs-Martinique
Thanks, It's coming home

Thank you

Hard fouls, awful refs, central americans rollng around the ground

Osorio is not good. They should have brought Tabla and played him as the 10.

Big countries that are shit because nobody cares and small countries that are shit because nobody lives there

So basically the same shit as always.
Got it

GOOOOOL

Based leafs

>no VAR in this cup
unironically good. Shit is boring

he's good for MLS which is about as good as we can do a certain amount of the time

>That keeper panic attack
wew

CALLESE PUTO

Fuck the leafs

Canada gonna win this cup

I'm sure Canada soccer is making them put a certain number of Canadian MLS team players on the field. And relatively, he's not terrible

we will win the gold cup and the women's world cup

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enjoy conCACAf

imagine having to work an extra shift on a saturday to open this stadium for 100 people

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just

>tfw that stadium is going to be packed with CHIs in a couple hours

>That incessant buzzing
They playing in the backrooms or what?

Quite like the commentator actually.

Davies and David could turn out good players or could just be more Freddy Adus

>le ebin diaspora showdown

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Sorry for my ignorance but do Cuba and Mexico have any bad blood or do they not care about each other?

gold cup tailgate looking a bit like fyre festival

twitter.com/i/status/1140048224369012736

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Davies didn't fail a trial at a top Euro club, but was signed by one instead
David has been a semi-regular starter for a middle-top end Belgian team

They'll be solid, but they won't be world-beaters

I hope they kill each other tbqhwy famalam

Is cavallini good?

>canada

poor parsemain

Mexico only have kinda bad blood with the US
On the other hand, all central americans have very bad blood with Mexico
Caribbeans are cool with everyone but will still murderball you

>Football war 2 The Revengeance
Nice

are there hispanics in LA?

>are there hispanics in LA?
kek

For me, it's the sneks

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Looked like Snoop Dogg

Based sneks

Yeah, he's good. The only reason he's not playing is because he plays the exact same position as David. I would imagine Herdman (>our manager) rates him too, because the only reason I can think of him not starting is because he's being saved for Mexico

Over 90% of the population m8

kek, unironically, it makes more sense if there are any non-hispanics non-blacks in LA

based

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>guys, where should we put Canada vs Martinique?
>let's put it in the 92k stadium!

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lol

>Borjan yelling at his defenders for all the fuckups they're making
Is there anything scarier than a 6'5" (195cm) Serbian man screaming at you?

Based and snekpilled

Lmao

For me, it's Martinique

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Yes.

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That thing barely has any salsa

>>declining Copa America invitation
We didn't decline shit you retard, conmebol decided to invite qatar and asia cause they offered them more money and with them they wouldn't have to alternate between hosting the tournament in SA and NA.

Disgusting m8

why would they host the cup in north america? You realize there is a host country right?

>these prices

is it worth it?
bear in mind you get 2 games.

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attendance update as the 2nd half kicks off

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Yeah pretty cheap tbqhwy

For you, racist

gold cup prices are always incredibly high. it's only worth it to see the evening match. and if that evening match has mexico.

>implying there's literally anything else to do in almost all of those cities

I know that you ConCACAf bros took this shit seriously mainly for the Confederations Cup thing.

Now that the Confederations Cup has been canned - do you even care at all?

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Samuel Piette is such a whiteoid

Wide nose, breathng all the white man's air.

girls from cleveland are filthy
if you've never had your ass licked - go to Cleveland.

This is like the world cup for Martinique, Curacao, etc.

>why would they host the cup in north america?
Same reason we had copa america centenario in the US
>You realize there is a host country right?
The deal we were trying to reach with conmebol made it so that one of their countries would host it and then 4 years later a concacaf country would host it, that way it would benefit both federations economically.
So conmebol preferred to make a deal with the sandniggers and asians cause they offered to pay the same as we would for participating and conmebol got to host ALL tournaments thereby also keeping the money for hosting the tournament.

Why no VAR at this tournament?

Who /rooting for anyone except the us and mexico/ here?

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>toilett

Too irrelevant

>France
Is Canada no longer Island Tier?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You have to go back

Jamaica are /ourguys/

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>Martinique

just end the game already

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Ok anons check this out...
I am now president of FIFA and an authoritarian cunt with enough power to make all the decisions i want

I will reorganize conmebol and concacaf making it in this way:

Conamef (Continental America Football Asociation)
19 teams consisting of all countries of continental América with the exception of Belize, Guyana. French Guiana and Suriname.

WC qualies final round would be a top 10 tournament (much like actual conmebol qualies) with 7 seeded teams and 3 spots awarded in a first round qualification of three groups with 4 teams each

At the end of the final ten tourney first 7 teams goes to the WC and the last 3 will be relegated to first round at the next wc cycle

Copa america will be a 16 team tournament with all the teams except those who were last in the first round of qualification.

The rest of islands and nignog countries will be organized in a Caribbean Confederation with one spot for the wc

You like it?

>The rest of islands and nignog countries will be organized in a Caribbean Confederation with one spot for the wc
but they don't deserve that

>Mexico
>best players
lol

They split one spot with Oceania or Asia or something

Hoping for an all British clay semi finals even though it's impossible.

>The rest of islands and nignog countries will be organized in a Caribbean Confederation with one spot for the wc
Love it

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>6 wins in a row
this is probably unironically the best run Canada has ever been on

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>cheering is louder for a team that isn't even playing yet
The absolute state of leafs and sneks

mexibros, mexico jugara con la titulor hoy?
aposte que anotaban mas de dos goles, sera posible?

based puto chant

>toilett

HOILETT

>Seven Nation Army
Thanks, Pasadena

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>homophobia is based
cringe

I mean smashing a bunch of Islanders isnt that impressive.

Isn't that foul for taking out the keeper?

>Martinique

RIP in snake

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APOLOGIZE

Well /oro/, you asked for it. Here's Cavallini

Yeah great wins, they finally overcame St. Kitts and Nevis. Now they just need to beat Mauritania

>titular
nope
>ganan
Si
>mas de 2 goles
nope

Canada confirmed no longer island tier, they could even beat honduras now

>Portería: Guillermo Ochoa
>Lateral izquierdo: Jesús Gallardo
>Defensa: Carlos Salcedo
>Defensa: Néstor Araujo
>Lateral derecho: Luis Chaka Rodríguez
>Medio izquierdo: Andrés Guardado
>Medio contención: Diego Reyes
>Medio derecho: Carlos Rodríguez
>Extremo izquierdo: Rodolfo Pizarro
>Delantero: Raúl Jiménez
>Extremo derecho: Roberto Alvarado

D team, at best

kek

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>Ochoa has no business still being a GK
based bring back Conejo Perez

They beat T&T at least

State of this haircut

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>mexibros, mexico jugara con la titulor hoy?
Tata has always played with his best players available, so yes.
>aposte que anotaban mas de dos goles, sera posible?
Yes, tata's team has averaged around 3 goals per match, plus they're playing fucking cuba so it wouldn't surprise me if they scored 5+

>Canada confirmed no longer island tier, they would only lose to honduras by 2 goals now
fixed

it is for canada
they lost against martinique in the opening game in 2013

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I can confirm at least 3 goals by Mexico

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Is Mexico basically BREHS the country?

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No, the keeper dropped it

THANK YOU BASED SCOTSMAN

>he doesn't lurk /ligamx/ just for the slags

>smashing a bunch of Islanders isnt that impressive.
It is when they couldn't even manage to do that before.

This tournament is cancer

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That's a classic millennial look

BASED, that's my boy

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Stop Canada, it's already ded

>tfw no Catracha gf to feed her disgusting frijoles, then have makeup sex

>attendance 56,822
>now it's about 80

STOP THIS MATCH

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>that attendance then
>the attendance now
Doubt

>4-0
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE

Mexico, if you're watching, put the attendance and maybe this haircut in the collage
Don't know why my phone rotates pictures 90 degrees

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No m8, all they post are edecarnes (promoters). Your average Mexican is about 160cm and weigh about 90kg on average.

it's a little misleading. I'm not going to claim they're a good team, but since they're a french territory a lot of their players move there and are trained in decent youth academies

The absolute state

Canada will win the group

Where’s the line up pendecos

based nalgón

>neither of these two teams are playing proppa concacaf murderball
SHANT be watching this game any more lads

I don't even know why Liam Millar is on the team, but here we fucking are

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Well you have to take into account Martinique had a young Kevin Parsemain

are you guys taking new participants?
we have a NT that can't even hang with us in CONMEBOL, their flag is light blue and white with a sun in the middle, take it easy on them pls

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that wasn't the attendance
there was a 2nd game and they count the 2nd game's attendance as the attendance for both games because they're retards

saved, gonna include it

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Is an tuna a athlete?

they take chicano attendance around the 90th minute

If you go out in the group stage will it be a wake up call?

This is equal to the most goals Canada has ever scored in a Gold Cup game (Four)

Is mexico white?

Yeah sure, we can use that NT in case Cuba doesn't present with enough players.

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7-1 lmao

Only the north senpai

mestizos

sometimes

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I feel angry since >our current shitty NT unironically could rape Argentina right now.

>you
mean the Argies ffs

when I was a kid I thought Canadians looked literally like this desu

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What's the highest scoring gold cup game ever?

>announcer calling scott arfield "Garfield"

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They do look like that.

this:
>Only the north senpai

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Based Chicken Little

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>posts a normal photo of normal people
idgi

Malparido pon las sin censura

>tfw no CHIcana gf de doggos

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The only wake up call would be missing out on the WC and having Messi actually leave the NT once and for all.
Either that or we end up like Hungary.

Lel

7-0 to chilel lmao

I don't know
wiki doesn't care enough to put that on the records page

>Y ESE CORTE QUE CARAJO, MARAJO?

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So are creepshots of women in Mexico normal

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Anyone have lineups for the next game?

>millar

she's a 10 from the neck down

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Tell that to the Mexicans m8.

Still doesn't take away the fact that you got raped in your own country ;^)

if they don't change their mentality, they will never wake up and fade into irrelevance once Messi retires

t. Failed to qualify against trivago & tripadvisor

Scene always been bad because of the low quality cameras, but recently feminism arrived to Mexico so i suppose shit it's gonna die soon

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Based, her face has a lot of native features. She is more than likely from southern México, also she will turn into a goblina in roughly 5 years.

Lmao this guy is a fucking retard.

Same lmao, although Arg went to shit the moment he was out

>So are creepshots of women in Mexico normal
Si wey, someone post the shot of the dude with the edecan and the little golf game.

Are there even rules for who Martinique can call up?

Yeah, most the time ;_;

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kek, entre las patas del chiquitin

twitter.com/GoldCup/status/1140063571570778112

twitter.com/GoldCup/status/1140066253224206341

is Borjan a >wog?

Excluding the pre-Gold Cup scores

Mexico 9-0 Martinique, 1993
Costa Rica 7-2 Cuba, 1998

Roger, the stadium is definitely going in. I maybe crop his face. He looks like a PES model

X I's
S T A R T I N G S

Right from the horse mouth.

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Why do they have to make these videos? So dumb.
Also, is an tuna a athlete?
Also, where is Ozzie Alonso?

>Tell that to the Mexicans m8
I'm already telling one
>Still doesn't take away the fact that you got raped in your own country ;^)
Still have most successful NT of all time and the 7-1 squad would beat your NT easily

That's actually a very strong Mexican team. >We might be fucked

>Mexico A team

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajjajajajajajajajjajaja

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>Jhon Pito Referee
Oh shit, murderball incoming

>Salcedo-Reyes
>Chaka Rodriguez
Cuba is going to fucking score

>Atun
>Gallardo
>Alvarado
I know this is cuba but Tata is rolling the dice here

Only if you lets us play libertadores REEEEEEEE

Cuba's all time top goal scorer had 29. No one in the current team has more than 6

>antuna
>gallardo
>diego reyes
>A team
lmao

how many Cubans have defected already?

But those are literally the B/C team players. Tata is literally saving half the """good""" team for Canada

based

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how good will the murderball be
how many will cuba put past ochoa
who the fuck names their kid aricheell

Can we swap you some slags for thicc Mexican girls?

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How many Cuban players you think are left at the end of the group stage?

Oh and also he defected to America during the 2007 cup

None than we know, but before niggas arrived, their captain didn't get his passport and stay in Cuba.

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Trinidad y Tobago

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Cuban_football_players_who_have_defected_to_the_United_States#2018

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Thought it was D, wtf

>Still have most successful NT of all time and the 7-1 squad would beat your NT easily

Sure thing m8, that is if they can still walk after that rape

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Yeah sure, just make sure you keep enough in your country, I don't like this idea of England going full islam in the next decade.

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CERO
E
R
O

Jesus Cuba must be a shithole

Reminder that Milan Borjan recorded a clean sheet vs. Liverpool in the Champions League

Even Muslim women are becoming slags it's ok

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L-lewd

Nice save

What’s the point of the hajib when she advertising her ass?

I hope Canada can make the hex this cycle.

*saves canada*

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MEXICO_vs_CUBA
MEXICO_vs_CUBA
MEXICO_vs_CUBA

in.xrivonet.info/33m.html

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Post culos

Lot of muslims are just keeping a few aesthetic things about islam but becoming more liberal. Guess the same thing happened to Christianity years ago. Known loads of Muslims who observe the holidays but drink and have sex

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How many spics are going to stay in USA after the cup ends? This is their chance

All Canadian players have foreign accents lel

Another fun fact about the Canadian national team; in 2013 they didn't win a single game and only scored once. This was also one year removed from when they lost to Honduras 8-1 in the 2014 World Cup qualifying, and would be the first of two consecutive Gold Cups where Canada didn't score a goal.

Most of the Mexican fans probably live there already

I'm ready for some masterkino chef

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Hey leaf, how big is soccer in your cunt?

>no Master Chef Jr

for what purpose?

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yes but this is the opportunity the central americans needed

>In Autismo Picante everyone is laughing at Cuba for their players playing in Guatemala and Dominican Rep
>They ask for a 8-0
Confirmed for a 2-0 semen slurper game

For Allah

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>stadium suddenly packed
Lol

All but five of our players are dual citizens.And of those five, only one of them (Kaye) is starter quality. The rest (Crepeau, Miller, Okello, Millar) are backup players

Looks like they never learn that Chokexico is pure meme magic

BASED

I heard there's a islam-patrol or something like that, watching on their woman to avoid them doing slutty things or dating non-islam men

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Is Carlos "6ix9ine" Rodriguez the real deal m8s?

Seems like he has great vison for assists.

Sport-related culos or random culos?

>1 goal in 13 matches.

On the plus side you guys are on the up and up, while we are over here suffering with the MLS cunts

When the mexico match will start?

I hope we don't get out of our group so Berhalter can get fired before he does even more damage.

15mins

Almost all their best players come/came from MLS

15 bings iirc

Got another link? this one gave me a virus

>and the 7-1 squad would beat your NT easily
0-0

He debuted a little more than 6 months ago and Diego Alonso and Tata love him. Even ManU went to scout him.
He isn't popular here yet but he might be the real deal for the future

im only going to watch america get btfo

THE TORTURER OF BURGERS

Thanks for the malware faggot

Absolutely based

Prende la puta tele entonces cabron

they didn’t decline anything. conmebol has always acted like faggots about inviting mexico. that ‘07 run, embarrassing chile in 2015, among other things left them with eternal ptsd.
there was one point where they said “we’ll invite you, but you can only bring 3 players over 21.”
this was the same year that the tranny prostitute scandal happened iirc.

Wow this Anna movie looks hype

You'll probably get to see it since almost all our good players got "hurt" and aren't participating.
>get to see the midfield of Trappley, Roldan and Mihailovic get bullied by the Socca Warriors
Based

No problem, lads remember to don't watch the game on (((TV)))

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What are you nibbas drinking 2nite?

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Good luck Mexico

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BASED, remember to use Raul Jimenez in case of emergency

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BASED

Quien vergas es antuna?
Donde esta Corona o Lozano

Anyone got that pancita chick right before they went to commercial?

only just woke up so water

Agua de tamarindo

Un wey que salió del Santos, se fue aun equipo super pitero de Holanda y ahora juega en LA Galaxy, un meme más de OSOrio

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Agua de melon

Voy al oxxo que ocupan

Una panochita bien apestosita pa mi wey

And?

Countries with shittier leagues than ours will improve with the MLS. We can't improve because our players have reached the 'glass ceiling'. The next logical step is having to send anyone with any decent talent to Europe. Because we can't do shit with our MLS players.

If you ever find yourself in Bishop, California there's a really nice bakery

VAMOS CUBA

I'm so happy he's starting tonight, love the guy. best striker I've seen at the wolves

Corona, because CircleK niggas didn't have Victoria.

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my friends and I enjoying Lagunitas Summer Lager. Buy it now, limited release!

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>circlek
Where you from?

You fags don't realize but Cuba is playing in defense with a 17 years old guy, one with 20 and another of 23.
Actually most of their players are younger than 25.
This shit might actually end 8-0

Un PAKETAXO pls

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>Pancho villa army
Cringe

When does this game start?

One Bing

DAZN is showing the tournament here
what i can expect from this tournament?

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1 bing

i don't know man, cubans are fast

Juarez, they just renamed all the Extra stores and got doggos, coffee and some prepared food like OXXO.

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Thanks. Google says 9:30, confused the hell out of me.

But the young lads have literally never played against serious professionals. They might be fast but their Central defenders are going to fucking die against Jimenez

>no VAR on Gold Cup
what? lol

Based

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MEXICANOS

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Mexico winning it all. The US getting killed by Trip advisor and Trivago again

Wait what? Seriously?

Good. VAR is shit

Este wey siempre pide cosas apestosas, cuando /ligamx/ se reuna en Mazamitla, ya sabemos quien se va pedorrear todo el tiempo

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lads

>talking during the anthem

This should be a fortnite dance

t. Chicano scum

>Ochoa still around
Why? Do you guys have a younger guy that can replace him?

based

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Now

>streaming in spanish

deportes.televisa.com/mxm/futbol/partidos/en-vivo/copa-oro-2019/52010/mexico-vs-cuba/video.html

minus antiban mods

the DAZN guy said that the tournament wont have VAR and MLS website confirms

mlssoccer.com/post/2019/04/10/concacaf-tweaks-rules-gold-cup-no-var-2019-tournament

Q O O B A

VAMO VAMO

que pedo

>7777

No VAR so just good old fashioned shit refereeing

>no one cheered cuban anthem

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Gudino will be the starter in 2022

>my near Oxxo is dirty, smelly and it's filled with cholos and ugly thots
>Kyosko it's clean, nice and it's attended by a werita
What did "they" mean by this?

>Nestor Araujo
What the fuck? He’s not even fit.

god damn these cubans are some ugly ass niggas.

>Cuba has a player named

''Vaquero''

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Fuck no. Based Jurado will take the cup home

In traditional concacaf style

QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMERICA ;^)

That ginger-black abominacion

what the fuck

>These Digits confirm

What do >We have to do to be allowed into CONMEBOL. I don't give a fuck if we don't get to a world cup in 4 cycles but pls get us out of here we aren't improving as a National Team. We have actually regressed.

Fuck mexico

>Cuba is still whiter than Canada

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So?

you should see Del Rio's here in Juarez, there's always a homeless dude asking for "dos varos" so he can get some beer

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>Do you guys have a younger guy that can replace him?
Yea they do, the guys over at ligamx always cream themselves over some young guy named jurado.

BASED TUNA

This is going to be a 12-0 right?

>Cuba doesn’t understand the basics
Wew

cringe

>mexico goal in 2 mins

KEK, that was such a /CopaOro/ tier goal.

>cubANOS

Based and CHIcano pilled
Also
Gol

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ATÚN

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Women's world cup tier

Can Cubans post on here?

¡¡VAMOS MEXICO!!
¡¡DOS MAS!!

So, do the mexicans in USA still support mexico or they now cheer the USA team?

>atún
>no una tuna

Do they have interwebs?

Cubans don't even have internet
a socialist "paradise"

>a fucking fish

Based Sin Cara

NEW NEW NEW

Tunas are tasty man, Atun stinks

Apoyan al que les conviene

>antuna

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Everyone shits on them in US more than ever, so they cope doubling down on their "mexicaness". They literally have no choice.

actual Mexicans in USA are more likely to support USMNT than Chicanos

I'm assuming they do albeit heavily regulated

based

Based colombian bet user, I hope thsi time you win.

I like the Mexico shirt

going for mexico just because they are always posting slags

chicha

>beating the shit out of shitty islands
Why is the Gold Cup so cringe? It’s so uncompetitive

a man of taste and culture

he is so fucking good. I feel guilty that we stole him from srbija because he's surely good enough to play for them at this point

>rajkovic
>stojkovic
maybe as 3rd choice with 1 cap to spite >us but other than that nah