Heem- height fraud edition

Thawlts?

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How can they just blantantly inject steroids and post it on the net like this?

Ngannou is a legit 6'4 so that makes schaub 5'11 at best.

dude im sorrz... but I seemed Rena

cover the head and you can't tell if it's a man or a woman.

Rena is a journeyman fighting tubo cans in Rizin. She clearly isn't elite and will need better coaching and much more training to compete with the best. She doesn't need to do that though and she shouldn't, she should just stick to shootboxing or maybe Rizin can make kickboxing/muay thai fights for her.

You guys got played by Schaub. He told Ngannou to stand on that ledge so that it would make him look huge. The uncropped pic shows it

>Schaub going on jre after and telling Joe that he had Francis stand up on the kerb while Schaub stood on the street to make Francis look yuuuge
yeah okay brennin

this is true
t. went to his cawmedy show in la and he's shorter then me at 6`1"

even without the ledge, ngannou is still 6'4, while schaub would be 6'1.5 at best. He's a height fraudster.

Ah yeah fer sher my man Schaub is 6'4 100% precent

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Rena lost the match but she won the battle. The war goes on. The story was already decided before the fight. Rena won the standup of the fight. If it went to a third round Rena would have certainly taken it too. There are holes sure but she is early in her career. We just gotta get back in the gym and do a couple drills. It is what it is. Still undefeated. The war goes on.

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What's more based, long torso or long legs?

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I think Rizin is might be done with her

For mma? Long legs

>Arlovski 6’3
>Schaub 6’4”
Don’t let your eyes perceive you

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test

Arlovski vs magumbo for reference

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Torso because it makes you a stronger grappler

The weak should fear the strong. You’re next Dana.

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>leglet torsoman DC getting ragdolled by stick leg Jones plays

Let's see him do that to Cain though?

Rena wins the rematch

DC has long legs though... his legs come up to the same height as Jones despite being at least 5 inches shorter

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Which proves a smaller torso is NOT an advantage. Thanks for playing.

I'm not the brit that said long legs are better. That's discrimination lad

7' 1 vs 7'0

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Chael is barefoot, wandering around in a daze after his retirement. The Nose is wearing lifts and his on his heels in order to subvert the white man.

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Aaron Pico is flushed

See here

Toilet Till claims another victim.

On the 22nd, /heem/ goes to war.
>Bellator 223
>Glory 66
>UFC Fight Night 154
>BKFC 6: The Line is Drawn
Where do you stand? Which one gets the gamethread? I stand with GOATtem

How would this man do in mma? Keep in mind, he has deadlifted over 600 lbs on tape, as well as benched 405lbs.

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bkfc>glory>>ufc fn>bellator

FRIENDLY REMINDER THE WRESTLEFUCKER FEARS THE SAMURAI

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go back to /fit/

there is great overlap in /fit/ and /heem/. You don't think mma fighters lift, do cardio, and eat healthily ?

Normally I hate trying to watch multiple events at the same time, but it's gonna be an ADD night for me

>You don't think mma fighters lift, do cardio, and eat healthily ?

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Why do people give a single fuck about Bellator? It is a subpar organization whose best talent are 42 year old bums that were average in the ufc in their prime. It's like watching high school basketball instead of the NBA

GUCCI BLESS

>h-haha fuck you jap loser haha i w-w-won
>r-rematch?? Uhhmmmm uhh w-well ummm haha you see i.. i already won so i d-don't have to fight him again..... please don't make me fight him again...... please don't lock me in there with him please

Mousasi

sup dana. you gonna buy up bellator too like you did strikeforce eventually aren't you

BKFC

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>tonydeadlifts.webm

>"There's nothing there. If you look at any other company we ended up buying in the past, there was value. There's no value to that company whatsoever. If you look at Pride, look at all the contracts we got from Pride, all the guys that came over... Look at Pride’s library. Amazing library, with some of the most talented fighters of all times. When we bought (World Fighting Alliance), we bought it because Rampage had a contract with them. When we bought Strikeforce, we bought their library. Just the fights we had with Nick Diaz alone were worth buying that company.
Dana won't waste the money on Lellator bums

i invented “pussy mouse”

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I see your point now, you are correct.

heem HEEEEEM HEEEEEEEEM AAARGH MMA KNOCKOUTS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS JUSTBLEEEEEEEEEED

seek help

Not the guy you were responding to but very good post and revival of low key great meme

>BKFC > UFC (only care about moicano) > Glory > Bellator

Dana is right

reminder

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I DON'T NEED HELP I NEED HEEMS

POST THEM

Shes a can isn't she

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If he didn't play into Yair's constant pander to the crowd even while the fight is going on he literally would have won

Glad the /heem/team is coming around and embracing Danis. Been my boy for a minute, tbch.

>Pico will win. This time!

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Quick rundown?

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what time is this does anyone know

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she loolks likeuh farrrr less goold lawkin chloe bennet, y'need to getchur tastes reea lined with reealidy b. Fightfus are fawkin.... trash. Just becaulse you like mma duzzin meen yoor crulshes have to be tranin ufc nawlmsaying? none of those broads arron the moun trushmer of broads b

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Canerie Bumreda

How much bing bongs?

Bellator's survival strategy is to play small ball so it isn't worth the UFC's time or resources to come after them

Post Aaron Pico getting heem'd

This, biggest piece of shit move I've ever seen from this fucking kike. A proud man like Chael who had to be humbled in the eyes of the Lord and this attendee of the synagogue of satan comes traipsing in with his shoes stuffed with newspaper so he can feel superior to the baddest man from West Linn, Oregon. I hope Ariel ends up commentating women's amateur tennis

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that's why butts are the best

See? Now you should understand why 6ft 2 is the Manlet cut-off MINIMUM. It's because at that height you can't get mog-frauded by some uppity 5'11 Manlet in lifts

Literally how can your fight IQ be so low? Everyone saw this coming. He spammed the same takedown over and over with zero setup. The panel was saying he would get flying kneed. The commentary team knew, /heem/ knew. How can you be such a brainlet and be cornered by such brainlets

apparently 6 bongs 48 bings

poz me up bro

Joe practicing for that black cock.

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Imagine typing this out and thinking you're not a cuck

repeat offender

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sssshhhhh gus

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I'd never thought of it like that before. I am officially accepting my 6 ft manlet status, I will spread the good word, bong.

Did Paulie lose his commentating job? I don't understand why a guy like him would do this bareknuckle shit. Paulie is unironically a good speaker and a great boxing mind.

>triple champ does wtf he wants. WHERE he wants.

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Go back to Copenhagen, Gus.

This is just the depth that Goober gets in these bum's heads
Paulie is going to flush his hands and get publically humiliated win or lose due to this bareknuckle fighting because he is so desparate for the faintest whiff of Gooby's shit

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When did it go so wrong?

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I'm certain we can scientifically trace everything going wrong all the way back to that split second The Chris threw the wheel kick
Things just have not been the same since

>Gus
>Copenhagen

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No problem, brother. Go forth and set the truth free

Yeah, ain't that where them Norwegians are from?

>gus
>copenhagen

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Any heemers here with fighter merch?
For me, it's my Jon Jones t-shirt I wear every time he fights

"Aaron Pico - future champ champ champ" for me, my dude

Somehow Gooby rolled a 19 for Charisma. I don't find him to be exceptionally witty or handsome, but something about that dude is just powerful.

Paulie, Ariel and Artem look like slightly different versions of one another

Did I girl a can, bros?

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user is still waiting for his Bubba McDaniel t-shirt

Kids got a piece on im

no she's not a can, fuck the haters. still and will always be /ourgirl/

guys, remember when dana banned ariel for being a treacherous worm and the faggot literally cried until he was allowed back in?
LMAO

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Amanda nunes is my girl. But like in a brother kinda way.

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she's a big girl

TJ Dillashaw has an annoying face tobh

I think he's a handsome young man, and I'm not gay, but I'd suck his dick.

Valentina would be my girl but reddit likes her too much. What do I do?

kys for knowing what reddit likes

>eyes too far apart
>weird sad eyes
>lumpy face
>manlet
I don't see it

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Lads Id heem Ariel Hawani

nahhh...she's a can crushing tinnier cans

for you

post kino heems

Jon Jones, Amanda Nunes and Tony Ferguson are the only fighters who win both the fights AND the stories of said fights

Oh fer ser b I agree, but for food truck diaries I gave Ngannou some lifts so that he would look taller you know what I mean b? I just like to have full control over my show so I really focus on little details like that b. I figured there's no way me and Ngannou can be the same height I mean wader we evun duin heur so I got him some hills so that way I look shorter, but in reality I'm still the same height it's just to work the haters b.

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He's kind of boyish but you can tell his nose and brow have been pounded flat from all the hits

I think you'd be surprised

BASED

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ONE AND ROAD!!!

He looks like a shaved Amish

I have to say, I'm getting a bit sick of Schaubposting. I post about him every day and I've just realised I get no enjoyment out of it. It doesn't bring me satisfaction. I am 100% sure that literally nobody on here finds Schaubposting funny. Yet why do we do it?
Is this Hell? Are we in Hell? We're stuck here. Our lives revolve around pretending to be Brendan Schaub. Our contribution to the world is roleplaying as the world's most mediocre man. What does this make us? What the fuck am I doing with my life? Watery doon here bros?
Hold on brother. All this Schaubposting is making me have a personality crisis. I think I need to take a few days off.

Sambo uh? That's cute

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>reverse sanctology
I don't think so, my guy

I don't

user, the reality of your skillset, where you're at now, I don't see you beating the elite guys.

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Y'all want some pancakes

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Stay safe andrade

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100% jesus

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Amanda Nunes is my favorite fighter and there's nothing you can do about it.

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As kino as it gets

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Wow a h8r finally sees the light.

I wish I wasn't so attracted to Brazilian girls

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That's not a girl that's a foul beast

afaik she has a vagina. that's all that matters

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Lawlk b the fact of the reealliddy is that Brennin Schawlb wudda bin powfapow numma 1 heavy, any weight in the Yoofsee. Joe cuddim down inniz prime nawlmtalkinbout? Bren'n Peetah Shawb wudda binnona Moun Trushmur uf mix marshilarts if it haddina binfa Joe "Schmoe" Rogaine (becaulse he's bawld)

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Posting a woman for a change.

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She's got a bigger dick than Nunes

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Lads I am going to join a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu/MMA gym and plan to basically only train BJJ, grappling and No-Gi and just ignore the striking. Is this best for me as a beginner or should I do everything from the very beginning?

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I'd flush you in a second

This mentality is what gets you heemed by Gooby

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JAMAL HAHAHAHAHAHA NO NONONONOWAIT FOR IT HAHAHAHHAHA JAMAL IS AHAHAHHAA OHOHOOHOHO NONONONONON JAMAL IS A S I A N AHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKKK AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA. HOOOHOOOOBOOOOOOHOOOOBOOOOO GET IT BEXAUAE JAMAL IS A NIGGER NAME AND JMAL IS FUCKING ASIAN LMAOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA JUST FUCKING KILL ME AHAHAHA I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DIE HAHAHA

DICEY DICEY

Jamal A. Zhin

streamable.com/w4xdl

“I tried”

Bros.... I don't think we're all gonna make it...

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T JUST Justishaw

He beat Anderson and Jon Jones in my heart

*sips*

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Fucking delet this right fucking now

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can't even do a basic RNC...

i wasnt ready for them feels, fuck you bong

shale...

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JUST

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the irony is Jackson Wink published a video for Fightland about this this exact technique

youtube.com/watch?v=RA8B0fv_5Os

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Okomoto is a bitch for that man...

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Ah man...

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youtube.com/watch?v=ps0NJ2Sq8D4 man wrestling is fucking embarrassing

Why would you ask something like that

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journalists are vultures

BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

have sex

coker got himself a jap champ in the asian market before dana is able to plant his belt in china

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Can someone explain what the reporter was asking? what espn piece is he talking about and what was he referring to?

did you not know your father, user?

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Chael has mentioned in a interview that he promised to his dad that he would become a champ, his dad is dead now

can always count on this third world reject to be edgy and spout stale memes. The gypsy in /box/ is based but you're a faggot. Romania > lithuania

I think Chael wrote an article where he said before his dad died he told him would win a world championship

worked into a seeth
no but I know your mom lmao

>Return
my mom does work in special education so that makes sense thank you for exposing how retarded you are

>Return
And I'm the one in special ed?

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Hotboxing is pretty sweet guys ngl

God bless you, Chael. Much #respect.

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are you French or Ngannou French? cuz if you aint ngannou French you gettin heemed

It's so hard to be a fan of this guy. He is sabotaging himself.

whenever he doesn't have some irrelevant rapper from the early 90s as a guest, which is rare

Who's the grill?

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So I should try to be a well-rounded generalist? Isn't that a meme?

not a very good take

that's the funniest thing about him, was an instant fan ever since the khabib v connor fight

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honestly depends on many thing the gym, how often you train, what you prefer, your goals

CRAAAWWWWLING

IIIINN

MY

SKKKKIIIIN

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is that why you spend your days spamming that one cherry picked mcgregor picture in the floyd fight? conor really does attract the dumbest fucks on the planet, he's like a magnet for low IQ individuals.

My goal is to not get heemed and I plan to train almost every day for an hour or two.

Wake up Jon

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Two turbo chinlets

streamable.com/o1w93

then do as much bjj as you can handle with a couple boxing/ mt classes a week... just don't forget to listen to ur body n rest when needed. bjj is hard on the body

I would... but no kissing. That would be gay.

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Alright, I will do that then. Thanks bud.

Pico is only 22 and his chin is already turbo-flushed

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

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pls no...

he and colby both seem kind of like insecure nice guys who try to act like assholes to cover up their self-doubt. kind of sad

Chael come to barbecue

He's a muslim

what if fighters sorted out their differences with words rather than punches?

If your dead father were here, what do you think he would say about your failure?

Im not a failure though

he would hug him and say its okay son, bc chael basically won twice

same thing he always said, "I'm not surprised."

he would say conor won the third round and the story of the fight

You're an incel

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Aldo wins the rematch

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>t. nate diaz’s illegitimate son

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>Who the fuck are you
I never met my dad

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Jada Stephens

On her deathbed, my Yugoslav grandmother was hopped up on morphine to ease her pain. My dad and I were the only people in the room. She told us that when she was in the concentration camp, she and her sister were gang-raped by a group of Nazis while they were digging out in the forest. She said that they pushed her and her sister down into the hole and raped them for an hour or two. She was just kind of staring into the middle distance as she said it, so I don’t even know if she knew that we were there. She ended her story by saying that she wound up pregnant and had to abort in the camp. She closed her eyes and slumped.

I actually thought she had died right then and there, but she woke a few moments later and assured us that Conor won the third round, and thus the war. Classic BaBa

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there is no place for black people on heem. you gotta go, sorry bud

based

I found my grandpa dead and I always used to watch mma with him
>pic related

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What was the name of the (((journalist))) that asked this? I want to spam him on twitter

Cejudo would easily submit tyson fury.

'merica

you're supposed to post this in /box/

sports.yahoo.com/chael-sonnen-one-of-the-worst-drug-cheats-of-his-era-retires-from-mma-061422082.html

>*GADOOSH*

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I think it was Brett Okamoto

What the fuck

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Based fight fixing legend

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>...Wanna fight?

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>*GADOOOSH*

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Ok, this is epic

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>rogan's hands

Tfw you'll never help try to cool his balls down by covering the black beast with your jizz

>Rogan naked in a sauna with a large black man, staring deeply at the ebony body before him, stroking himself underneath the cover of a towel

I'm not surprised, motherfuckers.

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racist

You guys think if Chael put his mind to it, he could win a Ping Pong championship or something?

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>conor really does attract the dumbest fucks on the planet, he's like a magnet for low IQ individuals.

looks like he occupies a lot of rent free space in your head

why you so worked up m8?

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>that face

God, i hope i die with a cool, neutrual expression on my face.

>Black beast looking light a straight up rabid gorilla
>Joe depicted as a cuck, drooling and jerking himself off in awe
>Fried chicken, because black man
So bad it’s good

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Artem the goat is fighting of course it's bkfc

Cant someone explain me this inches measure meme? Like, how is so common for people to lie about their height ? Isn't this measure supposed to be exact? Do people on the USA also throw estimates when building bridges and measures while using this meme metrics? No wonder the twin towers fell off that easily

They lie because they don’t want to be outed as manlets, pretty simple

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everyone rounds up. simple as

no one will ever notice if you add an inch to your height or dick size
Notice how big of a power gap there is between 6'1 and 6'2
or 8 inches and 9 inches

>Jorge strangles Pettis tonight
>KOs Askren in 3 weeks

Duke Roufus on suicide watch

>Chael, on your father's deathbed you promised him you'd beat Tito Ortiz and become a world champion. Now that you've officially failed both of your goals; I'd like you to imagine he was here. What would you like to say to him? Please keep in mind the last thing you said to him before he died was that you'd beat Tito & be champion

PICO

Where is the MMA Twitch Stream guy?

Who replaced Ngannou vs Dos Santos for UFC 239?

HEEEEEEEEM HEEEEEEEEEEM CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE HEEEEEEEEEEM CHAMP CHAMP HEEEEEEEM CRINGE BASED BASED BASED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

who is your favorite female fighter?

An inch is definitely noticable when a liar is stood next to an honest person

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GUCCI GANG
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Get the most of your money and train everything you can, will also made almost unnecessary to lift or do cardio apart

Natalie Mars

Justine Kish, but only because I was one of her sparring partners when she still was kickboxing and training out of Gastonia, NC.

Busy eating Dominos

Cringe beta

Tomomi motozawa

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Heather Hardy. I would do disguising things to her.

Like taking her out to an expensive restaurant and not driving her home.

when does road start and when does one start?

He’d get heemed since he pumps all his testosterone into his tranny lovers.

Did she shit on you?

Thanks for roads, what would we do without them? And how would we get there?

yeah randy roads was a good guitar player

ONE ended this morning

no one here could last 30 seconds in my guard

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Kamaru Usman is ducking Colby Covington.

Kamaru Usman is ducking Colby Covington.Kamaru Usman is ducking Colby Covington.

Kamaru Usman is ducking Colby Covington.

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>unironically trying to match the emojis to your skin colour

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I wouldn't last 30 seconds, because I'd have passed your guard within 15.

>Shitar Shit Shit O’Shitty

cope

Stop saying 'run it back' when you're talking about rematches. This is the most cringe shit ever and everyone is constantly doing it. Shit's getting me heated and finna heem every here.

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nope, dope.

joe rogan knightbreeders scene when?

Tomorrow is Father’s Day lad, go do something with your dad.

>*GADOOOOSH*

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How many of his fights were fixed?

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Stipe wins the rematch, DC wins the trilogy

>walks out to stupify by disturbed

seems high, tBh

Whats the next fight you're excited for heem?

Dillon Danis’s mom is literally a prostitute.

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>the absolute state of mma """journalism""
What a piece of shit. Not even ariel would try to bring that up in even a tactful or respectful way.

Whatever. He got the WEC belt from Filho's coach because he won fair and square, but that druggy couldn't cut an extra pound and would have sold it for more drug money.

He also was the first to take on the invincible Anderson and pound him paste. And we can't forget the time he snapped Jon's toe in half was a mere 1 minute from a doctor stoppage.

Fantastic career. Easily #2 mw until putting one foot out the door after the second anderson loss.

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I genuinely like posting and talking shit with you guys, I hope you all have a nice day/night :)

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Pico vs Holloway

Who wins?

Artem vs Paulie

id heem em both

Any of you goofs watching Final X?
Burroughs and Snyder for national champ among others

Yikes.
That can't be good for either of them, especially mom.
Probably not a lot of fighters have professors and doctors as parents, tho...

fuck you, you walking dumpster fire.
Also: have yourself a good evening, friend.

De Gallo dies

Funny cuz I’d heem you

She’s been BLACKED, too.

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I thought danis was a rich kid

is dan streaming twitch tonight?

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He is. His mom made bank taking the BBC.

Isn’t his dad a ceo?

I dunno, prolly.

germaine de randamie looks like eugene s robinson

>"nikki bella, you can take a hike!" -3xc
>1 week later
>clutching both those hoes
>bella twins got 3xc wrapped around their fingers

Remember fellas, cringe is the new cool.

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Favourite pizza restaurant? No trolling.

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>Pizza
Shit tier poorlet food

fight me

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What’s it like being poor?

>Luke Rockhold's middle name is Skyler

what pizza do you like loser? Hot n readys and crazy bread are the goat combo

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Cejudo heems Bruce lee

brehs..

>mma
>real sport

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>Picking a wrestler over a striker
Daring today aren't we?

It's a good day to be an espn+ subscriber lads. We get the Tyson Fury match tonight.

>all these people acting like they give a shit about fury's "career comeback"
cringe

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i understand the refrence.

Why, yes, I am watching Tyson Fury tonight. Why do you ask?

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It's improving, I remember it being 1%, then 2, now 8%. Schaub is winning the war.

>inb4 deep-fried

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Eating a couple of dazones for the fury fight tonight fellas.

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What a meme shit pizza

microwave or oven?

Get in my fucking guard

I call my guard the wood chipper, because this is where limbs come to get destroyed.

Can you rate my pizzas that I make at home? I'll post a few here.

First up, I have a Detroit style supreme pizza.

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Unless you are Jon Jones level of talent, you should not turn pro until you are 25-26

*taps with his eye-lids*

I made this sausage and shrooms pizza a few weeks ago. It was one of my better ones, honestly.

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Here's a supreme round-style pizza. I fucked up the crust by turning on the broiler to crisp it up, but overdid it a little bit. Inside was great, though.

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Would eat

nice

>tfw just homemade patstrami and rye
get on my level

Cripsy pizza is kino, only apes disagree

heres the full pic

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Here's my first attempt at a classic pizza margherita. I know the crust is a little overdone, but again, I tried to use the broiler to finish it off and overdid it a little bit. /ck/ was pretty harsh to me on this one.

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Tremendous efforts.

since we are comparing

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Looks mighty fine, my guy

/ck/ is by far the most autistic board on the hive of autism. Don’t let it bother you.

Nice ‘goza

Pep and shrooms from a while back. Crust looks undercooked, but I swear it was great.

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Happy Birthday Finbro

1/10, horrible lighting setup

probably waaaaay healthier than an american pizza, full of processed meat and cancerous chemicals

Here's my 2nd attempt at pizza Margherita. I think this one came out a little better.

Would this type of pizza get me laid you think?

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Rate it heem
youtube.com/watch?v=uaZKEDsBg3I

Chicken, Mushroom and Sweetcorn is the kino Pizza

Fite me

Reminds me of reasons why people kill themselves during winter

Sure, I’d fuck you.

Here's another Detroit style pizza, one of the first ones I made. The pepperoni is on the bottom and the mushrooms are on the top, I heard this is what you want to do because the fat from the pepperoni seeps into the dough and kinda fries it from the inside out as it cooks.

I really like coming home on a Friday and making a fresh dough. Let out all the stress from the week of teaching 9th grade. Shit is troublesome and pizza makes it okay.

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Chicken, bacon, red onion, blue cheese

BOOM

Sorry, that's the same one I posted earlier.
Here's the one I meant to post.

Pep on the bottom, shrooms on top.

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>the fat from the pepperoni seeps into the dough and kinda fries it
thanks for the post, I'm taking that tip

>Blue Cheese
Vomit

I forgot pineapple. Also you 're tastelet.

heem tappy

Vomit tier pizza

That would be much better if you replaced the bleu cheese with gouda and added mushrooms.

"No!"

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Thanks, man.

>teaching 9th grade
ah man i remember being in 9th grade, all of my teachers were so pathetic i still make fun of most of them to this day

Cancer

What are they doing to her butt

Also would

wait, isn't this pizza disscussion off topping? That's against the rules guys

I'm not taking bottled shrooms in my pizza. Give em fresh and I'll consider.

>off topping

lol good one

I don't know how you Scandinavians keep falling for the Turkish kebab meme. "Here, have this pile of garbage topped with frozen beef and lamb loaf and drizzled with a cool refreshing cucumber sauce, and then doused with a medium spice warm tomato sauce.
Fucking unreal.

Have a real Greek gyro that is made from pork, pictured.
Yeah, man. The shit sucks, but I'm pretty sure they've caught on to the fact I used smoke weed. I've been described as "the cool teacher" despite not wanted to be labeled as such.

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It's fine as long as you don't post cheese pizza

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Fresh, of course. I would never use a canned or "bottled" mushroom, unless it was marinated in which case it would probably be good, but not with that combination of toppings.

pineapple on pizza. yay or nay?
also, fuck schaulb

Pineapple in general is for the gays. The answer is "no"

Yes and Schaub does the fucking

Good. I wouldn't put mushrooms in that also.
It works in some occasions and I like it

Anyone who lives in the henderson area here?

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>t.kalkyriagos

If Tyson Fury had takedown defense he would destroy the UFC HW division.

Nobody would be able to keep up with him.

2 MINUTES UNTIL SHOWTIME BOYS GET IN HERE

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yo good looks senpai this faggot posting all these pizzas was making me hungry as fuck

Lmao reddit is still defending Pico and can't admit he's a flushed can hahaha

i dont own a phone

Going to the grocery store lads. Which snacks should I get for the Fury fight that you think Triple C would approve of? Keep it cringe bois.

Favorite book? Its definitely The Nosferatu Story: The Seminal Horror Film, Its Predecessors and Its Enduring Legacy by Rolf Giesen for me

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Pico is a sadder case of those little kids in the tapout commercials with the chuck liddel hair cuts.

banana and a bottle of olive oil

where the fuck the stream of masivdal and pettis

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>tf
>tp

What is your favorite pizza from dominos?
Im starving right now please order me some i live in Las Vegas, Henderson area to be exact if you wanna order me some i would give you my address

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"Ah ahahaha!"

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Fritos Scoops
Bean dip
Pistachio gelato
Mexican grapefruit soda
Pepperoni bites
Pepperoni bites (turkey)
Pork cracklings
Grape Kool-Aid
Jalapeno Cheese White Castle Burgers

keeping it cringe, boys and girls

I feel bad for Pico. Everyone keeps telling him he's going to be the greatest but he keeps falling short.

is there any mma on tonight or are we just gonna shitpost the fury card?

Pettis is grappling Masvidal in a bit but noone has a stream

aerts was already punch drunk from the last fight before he walked in there. it wasn't fair.

anybody with a youtube link to schaubs comedy special, i felt asleep last time, so i didn't finish it

i dont' see these kind of quality heems at local fights. i need to move.

Welcome to the Cringe Era.

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ive seen shaub in downtown calgary, im 6'4 and I only have a bit of height on him. 6'3 at most.

I hope nobody posts a pirated stream link, that would be terrible and I disavow such theft of intellectual property in advance.

it never gets better, right lads?

stream plz breh

literally no one has one this shit has probably finished by now kek

lads

not a chance tattle tale

He’s falls short because he’s a brainlet who believes those people and fights overconfident. He needs to realize he’s a chinlet and work on his defense.

can't believe in 2019 we couldn't get a stream for masvidal/pettis grappling

any man watching WGP Kickboxing

That moment is gonna stick with me for the rest of my life I think

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That may have literally been the worst film ever made

Jizz is hot, it would only make his problem worse you silly goose

next ufc card when?

is schaub the best standup comedian ever?

So are we gonna see Chael calling UFC events now that he's done with Bellator? Timing seems right with Cruz looking to fight again

Next Saturday caz

Renato Moicano vs. Chan Sung Jung
John Lineker vs. Rob Font
Bryan Barberena vs. Randy Brown
Andrea Lee vs. Montana De La Rosa
Kevin Holland vs. Alessio Di Chirico
Ashley Yoder vs. Syuri Kondo

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Wow Hendricks is charging 15 dollars per autograph? What a douchebag. Much better fighters do fan signings for free.

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Moicano
Font
Brown
Montana
Holland
Yoder

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does he include the part about letting the black "tattoo artist" nail your wife?

I don't see anything amazing about Horiguchi, don't see him beating Cejudo or DJ in a rematch. What am I missing?

nothing. he's a can crusher

A functioning brain.

he kept some lanky nigger 3 times the size of him off him and beat him, he wont have any trouble exposing that fraud ceSHITdo

no streams for this silly grappling shit with yoelito and masvidal?

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Salty weeb.

What was such a big star doing in your little one horse town

Gooby gang wins again

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He might need the 15 bucks

He couldn't keep Caldwell off him in the 2nd fight. And Caldwell is nothing amazing, good takedowns very lanky but not very strong and terrible striking.

yea

The wrestling of Masvidal or the guard of Pettis?
Masvidal looks bigger.

Feels like utter shit man

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I have a link.

Beg me.

Caldwell is basically a featherweight, he is massive compared to Horiguchi. The size definitely makes a difference

pls gib link

Moicano
Lineker
Barbarena
Lee
Holland
Yoder

poser....

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Moicano
Font
Barberna
Lee
Di Chirico
Kondo

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sir fucking PLEASE

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this event is truly awful holy shit

carltonbanksjunior on that twitchy site

>me thinking about Horiguchi winning the Bellator Bantamweight championship
>me thinking about him going fishing after his victory and being really happy with himself
just really happy for my boi t b h

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Fuck you and fuck your links

thx leafypoo

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Say good night to the bad guy

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>mfw judges hate wrestlefags as much i do

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Based Gucci Gang

wait, Yoel is wrestling Chris Barnett?

yea

It was a good win, but what am I missing? How does he beat Cejudo or DJ?

Herro! I'm Ping!!!!

So, Jon Fitch, more like Jon Bitch, am I right, guys?

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based yoel

Fuck you, it was kino.

I mean, that’s like 60 McNuggets.

>tfw youre watching heem but that below the belt podcast just dropped

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based

>based carlton
Masvidal and pettis walking out now. Check channel for new stream

More like Horiguchi > DJ > Cejudo

MR 3 PIECE AND A SODA

>streamable.com/w4xdl

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Masvidal is MAULING HIM

Mr 3 piece and a soda.

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This is gay af lads

Is the streamer a heemer or just a randomer?

Heemer right here.

The chat is very cringy.

It's a random streamer I'm pretty sure
Thanks to him though, not the most interesting bout but eh

Leon Edwards would batter both of them.

Does anyone have a link to a stream for tonight

What's tonight?

Leon isn't even your boy stop pretending

read thread niqqir

any webms of yoel?

lads I don't usually watch Boxing but I thought I'd tune in for Fury and the ESPN Desk is calling his opponent a literally who

Is it really this bad? They can't even pretend it's legit?

>espn desk
what does schaub have to say about it

You think he wouldn't?

Prime schaub heems fury

new

Actually, he just texted me, and he said this is for sure a tough matchup and Fury will either win or lose