/mlb/

tankathon.com/mlb

Seattle keeps moving closer to leading the race. Does anyone remember the Seattle finger pointer saying it was their season? Is he still pointing that stupid finger?

All memeiner """"fans"""" have been absent for a few weeks already.

>be braves
>win
>be Phillies
>lose

>choke

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CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!

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>CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!
Well hello there.

Reminder that reaching .500 is like winning the World Series for Who Sux fans.

So when are we getting the Blue Sox? already better than the WHITE SOX

You're right it is and I'm really happy today

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Is there a team with only white people?

The Dodgers

Los Doyers of Los Angeles unironically

Quite a few teams are majority white, and then there's the White Sox which, ironically, are 100% Cubans and Dominicans

How in the hell does that happen?

Well hello there hello there poster

They want to win.

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>his team doesn’t have at least 40 wins

Sick em AJ

White Sox are /fa/ as fuck.

Yes it is.

HI MOM

Wreck em aj

youtu.be/QZSUu81wab4

Get this fucker, aj

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That really made me laugh.

This meme is coming into it's own.

doyers should have kept machado, seager is an injury prone bum.

They were never going to pay Machado. It sucks that Seager got hurt, but he's actually been pretty much the same hitter as Machado for their careers. And he didn't spend most of his in the AL East with those joke ballparks and their 350' power alleys and 300' corners.

Oh this grade a ahole is just asking for it.

Destroy him

a few updates:

fish are above water, pitching wise; baltimore is officially NOT the least efficient team in baseball; david bell absolutely refuses to allow us out of last place

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It seems to me the dodgers only have such a good record because the NL is a joke. They have. 67% win percentage and no one else is above 60

and josh bell has usurped cody bellinger as baseball's best producer

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The NL is the better league right now by far. The other teams have quality players, but are beating up on each other and not creating separation in the standings. The Dodgers are just much better. They have some real slug in that lineup, a better bullpen than most, and a deep rotation with the early season Cy Young favorite in it.

This tells me the WS will be dodgers and astros

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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And they say the NBA has no parity. Yawn.

>2 cycles on consecutive days

ok hockey is over and i'm bored and need something to watch. never watched baseball. which team do i root for in the meantime before montreal gets a team again

It is now June 15th and over 60 games have been played with less than 100 to go.
>your team
>your top 3 moves you wish them to make

If you want a Canadian team, the blue jays exist. If you want an underdog who’s killing it, go with the rays.

Root for the Rockies!

>yankees
>1. Bench Sabathia
>2. Trade for Scherzer and Bauer
That’s it

the orioles are the team for you

>Pirates
>Fire searage
>Get a modern pitching coach
>Extend Bell

O's are a good call if you're looking for something long term, they'll be the next Astros in 6-7 years

This will get you interested in the game:

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>white sox
1. DFA that fucking bum Yonder and call up Palka to replace him
2. Call up Cease
3. Sign an actual MLB starter

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Boras is Bell's agent and Bell will be 30 when he is a free agent, which is probably close to the upper limit these days to get a big time deal. There is no way an extension is happening.

What about Tanaka?

Waiting for the O's and Padres to get btfod

aw man come on, i forgot about her :(

Rookies kek

I wrote the pengwings pasta

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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Die

pengwing poster reporting in

>braves
>lockdown closer
>lockdown setup man
>a proven number 1 starter

I love the way these guys play but goddamn the pitching staff just likes getting my blood pressure up

Pengwings poster is entering the thread make way

lmao

>Pengwings poster is entering the thread make way
Cumberbatch?

It's not usurped if it's deserved. What will the dodgers do when the ball is inevitably de-juiced?

>angels
>hire someone to kill Albert pujols
>pick up an Baumgartner
>pick up Trevor Bauer
They'd still suck

Thoughts?

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Lifelong White Sox fan since yesterday. Are we gonna make the playoffs?

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why is it rumored that Bauer is available for trade?
are the injuns about to rebuild?

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Increasingly worse results every year since the world series trip. No investment in the team this past off season because they presumably had the division locked up. Now theyve fallen too far behind the twins to really compete. On top of that Bauer isnt as good as he has been in past seasons but still has a big enough name to possibly bring some good prospects or money.

I could kill a white sox fan right now

No.

Don't go crazy, there's too many other good ALWC teams like the Rays, Yankees, Red Sox, Angels, Rangers, Athletics, Indians.

nypost.com/2019/06/15/for-mets-theres-no-relief-in-sight-literally-and-figuratively/

5 minutes till O's execution!

REMINDER THAT EVEN THO ITS BEEN 14 YEARS FOR 21 OTHER TEAMS REACHING .500 IS ALSO LIKE WINNING A WORLD SERIES FOR THOSE FANS BECAUSE THE WHITE SOX HAS WON A WORLD SERIES MORE RECENT THAN 21 MAJOR LEAGUE BASE BALL FRANCHISES

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We honestly had no clue, sorry!!!

Red Sox-O's

IF YOUR TEAM ISN'T THE

>CHICAGO WHITE SOX
>MIAMI MARLINS
>PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
>NEW YORK YANKEES
>STL CARDINALS
>SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
>KANSAS CITY ROYALS
>CHICAGO CUBS
>HOUSTON ASTROS
>BOSTON RED SOX

Then your team is IRRELEVANT and in the bottom 2/3rds of baseball. Stop posting and come back when you've won a championship more recently and bump the Marlins off the list.

UNTIL THEN eat shit and keep trying

Dumping Diaz looks like a big mistake, too, and he was dirt cheap.

This cope is cringe.

Yes sir... I understand sir Im sorry

>BECAUSE THE WHITE SOX HAS WON
Are you also the “judges chambers” singular poster?

From the article:
>With an ominous road trip looming that could compel the GM to contemplate a fire sale sorely needed to replenish an ailing farm system.
The fucking dipshit GM is the one who shredded the system and jammed up the payroll [which matters b/c of the broke dick owners]!

i actually haven't posted in mlb very often in 2 years and my team is doing much worse than the white sox this year. /mlb/ memes have gotten to be the worst in Yea Forums and it's honestly sad to watch.

>marlins
>relevant
I guarantee i won't hear anything remotely as funny as this today.

the Roylels are no longer relevant, they blow ass again just like they did for almost three decades before Ned Yost came to town

Who's your team asshole

The Cardinals haven't been relevant in years either.

>JBJ almost stumbles coming in to make a basket catch
looks like Jackie is trying to single-handedly dispel the "lazy nigger" stereotype. too bad his O's counterpart isn't helping the cause

And yet the royals have won a world series more recent than 27 teams in baseball, the Cardinals more recently than 24 teams in baseball, and the Marlins more recent than 20 teams in baseball.

So keep trying to win a more recent world series than those teams, or eat shit.

The
Kansas
City
Royals

HOPE IM NOT MAKING YA SEETHE :^)

The only place the marlins are relevant are in the tankbowl standings.

Is your team going to be buying or selling?

>Padres
Soft sellers. 2020 is the year the team will compete. Players like Tatis, Urias, and Mejia will be more ready then. Padres have some pieces they could offload for pitching help. I'd be shocked if Kirby Yates gets dealt. No reason to lose a young closer when you expect to compete soon.

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>Crimson Hose
not sure if we'll get some relief help for a WC run or just settle for an over-.500 record the way this first half has gone.

Nationals/diamondbacks have 6 combined home runs in 1.2 innings

On pace for 37 home runs through 9 innings.

>"white" sox

I think it's only 5 home runs and only 1 inning

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Report came out that said they were open to dealing Renfroe and Reyes. Pretty much anyone other than Machado, Hosmer, and Tatis. Preller is a moron.

whoever said the red sox posters are subhuman are pretty much proving that atm

mercifully kill me in my sleep

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when was this? and did he think Gennett was good just because of the 4-homer game?

that's an article that was written today lmao. scooter is actually good, just not enough to carry an offense as bad as ours

Might be the .303/.351/.508 line over the last two seasons and his .289/.331/.456 career line.

>Dodgers
>irrelevant

Stay seething

How did the angles and rags suddenly become so good? I only paid attention to the stros.

damn, um-ttu was a hell of a ballgame

>christcucks

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>those numbers in GABP
wow it's fucking nothing

you're right, his numbers at great american ballpark have nothing to do with how well he's going to play again at...great american ballpark

pretty cool

How legit is Yordan Alvarez

My point is that every reds player is overrated unless they're a pitcher

AL Rookie of the Year

by beating up on the o's, memeiners and roylels. It won't last.

Who here /daydrinking/?

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>Twins
buying I FUCKING HOPE. barring Rogers and Harper and maybe MAYBE May, the BP needs better talent. If they have any real plans of making it through the playoffs and playing in the WS, they need to have better relievers. I have faith in Odorizzi and Gibson. I'd have more faith in Perez and Berrios if they had nice depth in the relievers behind them.

soon

Redpilled

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>madbum's fake account

The Angels have the past, current, and future GOAT.

>Yastrzemski has 2 hits today
didn't know Yaz' grandson played ball. neat

>cusb

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Go back to bed Hawk

I miss the hawk

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pic related, also I'm a Red Sox fan so it would be of interest anyway

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What the fuck?

why, he was so fucking annoying

>AAA player attempts to stay relevant by stirring the pot
i blocked him on twitter for that

I miss his boomer sayings

GET HIM BAJP!

We'll always have his legacy of shitty overused catchphrases. I remember when I was stuck watching the whos broadcast and he was saying retarded shit like the ball's a canned corn or when he called hanging breaking balls a hangerwhiffem. Senile old fart that no one misses.

nyy v cws gamethread

his commentary was actually tolerable in two of my favorite baseball plays ever
youtube.com/watch?v=n_m3qy2O7bA
youtu.be/DCfilbWZM8s?t=4m15s

Astros win again. Nice

Sick'em boy

>doyers traded alvarez for basically nothing

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Delayed start on Sox game : /

How's NPB?

GG Crew

Humble Giants take first two of three from the Big Bad Beer Boys on a huge Yaz diving catch, go for the sweep tomorrow

Catcher is the MOST worthless position. If you’re a professional and you’re a catcher, that’s the equivalent of being hired because you’re mentally retarded. Catchers aren’t valued, and shouldn’t be, because they are simply something that is needed, not because they’re wanted.

scalding hot take there, Skippy. so why are there only 18 catchers in the Hall of Fame (second-fewest among position players) if it's so easy?

Because catchers are useless. That stat literally proves my point. They’re too useless to be worth Hall of Fame entries. Once the MLB finds a way to remove the catcher for something automated, they wont need a position for it.

93481812
(you) do realize that catchers do other things besides catch balls thrown at them real fast, right? or are you just being a retard like every single /mlb/ poster seems to be?

Holy mother of alpha

>93482094
>giving retards (You)s unironically
holy mother of omega

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sorry sir

oof

Fuck ALL catchers. Especially FUCK Joe Mauer

gif related would probably work, for 93482519 as well

also
>Orilels
they going for that WOAT regular-season record yet? or did they hit rock-bottom last year?

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>boolanta

Twins are probably the worst best team this season.

>three hundred and thirty million United States dollars

Fuck the Twins

>a fat fucking storm system just barely missed Minneapolis
I'm not sure whether I'm happy because the game won't be canceled or disappointed because it would have been funny for a big old thunderstorm to BTFO Mauer's special day

Cry nigger

if it wasn't them, it would have been someone else

Twins would have been dumb enough

Illies would be lucky if they get the second wildcard spot.

Twins aren’t good. Prove me wrong. So what if they’re the first in the league, have the most homeruns, have the best home field win rate? They’re fucking bad.

why

I knew this score looked familiar...

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wow I'm convinced
this is it, the Twins are finished

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Fag

Y'all niggas don't even games and shit

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Wow, that's sad

So the twins are this years indians? ok who beats them down and makes them know their place

The Yankees like always

The twins sucks

>twins can’t even hit the ball
Lmao

>Dodgers 2019 World Series Champs
>Lakers 2019-2020 Finals Champs
What a time to be an LA fan!! Holy shit i am hyped!!

Dodgers won’t even be in the playoffs, are you daft?

Holy shit Newcomb

But the lakers suck.

IT'S HAPPENING!

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KLONK

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Newcomb just got hit with a 102mph comebacker on the back of the head

Good, fuck the Barfs

>Phillies have to literally murder Braves pitchers to score runs

You have a better alternative?

Well?

Didn't think so.

Shut up niggerdelphian

Just let them walk you lol nigga don't swing your lmao close your strikezone

>Bruce Larper

>330 million

How much money goes it cost to win a World Series? Does Trout’s contract cover it?

>absolute state of harper’s fielding

How's the game going?

the good guys are winning

the Angels and Clippers have a way better chance of winning championships in their respective than their higher-profile crosstown counterparts

The question here is, can the good guys hold on to this one, contrary to yesterday...

Pregame, better crowd for the actual game.

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I don't know why but i feel a filly kek filly coming

All those empty seats for a first place team. Explain yourselves twins """""""fans""""""""

I, for one, am thankful for the decrease in reckerposting. Thank you based and blessed Godgers for keeping an eye on this. I hope you discover who is truly behind reckerposting.

Cesar Hernandez did the hit the ball thing!!!

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>Trading with the Yankees again

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MEMEINERS FLEECED HARD LOL

Nosebleed homie.

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Man the mariners are a fucking joke

they won't
t. good guys fan

Cubs vs that team that traded their farm for Yu Darvish

>the return is a prospect that the M's traded to the Yankees previously

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tloses kek

Has any of you ever been a bat boy?

>memeiners

>Mariners can't develop players so they trade one to a team that can.
>Trade for him when he has learned

Pretty smart

welp
honestly why does anyone do ever? (((Cashman))) WILL fleece you no matter what

The Mariners are the biggest joke in baseball. Can we replace their spot in MLB with the reigning NPB Champion? If you win NPB, you get to come be in the AL West for the next year.
Joke franchise that exists just for the lolz and the cheezburger

if only they'd won the WS in '01... then there would be A (1) reason to keep them around. alas, as it exists there are none.

The Yankees traded Nick Rumbelow for Edwin Encarnacion

Does Realmuto not wear a cup?

>LILLIES

>philthy

BRAVOS

>the Lillies "ace" that completely falls apart when he gets to 85 pitches

anyone whose played ball before knows that cups help but a hit from the wrong angle will still fucking hurt like hell

TWINS

rags win!

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the Yankees farm system isn't really known for pitching though, kek

we complain about it all the time

Ground crew is picking up pieces of Realmuto's nuts out of the dirt behind home plate. Realmuto has now left the game

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What’s a Realmuto?

I expect DiPoto is actually going to be fired when the season is up.

reminder

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There is a reason MLB considered contracting them years ago. Then they bullied the city for a new ballpark.

No they weren’t retard

The two franchises considered for contraction in the early 2000s were Montreal and Minnesota.

?????

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Wrong

a.espncdn.com/mlb/columns/mcadam_sean/1274034.html

Cope harder loser

If you are a pitcher when you get into pro ball, you’re clearly too shit for any real responsibility

>pitcher
>no real responsibility
>too shit
This is bait right?

Imagine playing right field. Is this the equivalent of being the DH for the outfield?

>almost 40,000 attendees
Based Twins being a quality money-making and entertaining team.

Why are the phillies such niggers?

>Jay Bruce tore his Achilles tendon
> JT Realmuto ruptured his right testicle
Yeah I think the Braves just clinched the division tonight.

Newcomb is kill

Memechado just chimped the fuck out and got tossed.

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Newcomb will be back by late July. Bruce and Realmuto get to sit next to Cutch for the rest of the season.

Kuechel needs to be ready now or Braves simply stay competitive within they're own division due to lack of pitching

Going to be funny seeing Lillie's stadium become O's like in attendance post All Star game.

Braves will just rely on bullpen setup or bring someone up from triple A when Newcombs spot is due up later this week. But Braves are going to be fine until they end up getting paired against the Dodgers again in the post season.

TWINS

Based swarzak
Wouldnt mind seeing the barves meme out the Dodgers when its supposed to be "their" year again.

Thing is Dodgers bootyblasted the Barves last year and will most likely happen again

What is the deal there? Why cant the braves beat the dodgers?

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They also swept them in the one series this season.

*chokes*

But he literally just hit a grand slam.

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LUKE JACK SON

What part of meme did you not understand?

The Lillies also swept the Barves this season. So what makes you think they will sweep the Dodgers come post season?

I guess 9 in a row was too much

Doyers

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You forget the top of the lineup is due up next. So think we got this considering Lillies bullpen is a joke

Dodgers swept both of these teams this season and will do so again if they face each other in the postseason. Stop being in denial.

TWINS WIN

>dat ACUNA catch
You might be right

Cant be in denial when you are stating the facts. Barves will get btfo'd again come post season, and Dodgers will make the world series one again, and then fall to the Yankees/Astros

>muh transitive property
Based retard

>Phillies took the lead in the top of the 9th
I cant wait for them to blow it!

Going to be a Acuna double, and a Freeman home run that will seal this game.

So you first say that barves will sweep the dodgers in the postseason and now you're saying the dodgers will sweep them in the postseason? which is it, you flipflopper?

For me it's back to back homers

>Top of the Barves lineup next with the guy who blew the game yesterday
Yeah I think the Lillies are fucked tonight, and will be swept tomorrow because lel

You need to reread his post m8. You both said Dodgers will sweep

Maybe both are shit in the post season. One gets wrecked in the divisional round, and the other goes all the way and get rekt by the American League MVP team

Yeah keep trying to save face, faggot.

>ROOKIES

LITERALLY HOW

>11-4 the most dangerous lead

Keep proving you're a goddamn fucking retard who cant read you glorious queer. I'm not even the user you were meming with.

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imagine blowing an 11-4 lead to the same team in back-to-back games

shut up faggot

Is Chris Sale, dare I say, back?

>los rookies de colorado

no

The rookies are at it again

stupid retard

>rookies

Oof

Are going to win

kek philthies kek

Does anyone know what the fuck that set of Padres' ejections was about?

Does anyone know where I can view a full recording of a past game this season? Specifically Cubs @ Rockies on 6/11/19. I want to see if I got on camera
Thank you for any help!

Philthies won though, but gonna take it as Bruce/Realmuto are out for the season

Does anyone know where I can view a full recording of Boystown this season? Specifically Cubs @ Bathhouse on 6/11/19. I want to see if I got on camera
Thank you for any help!

Does anyone know where I can view a full recording of Debby Does Dallas this season? Specifically Debby @ Tyrone on 6/11/19. I want to see if I got on camera
Thank you for any help!

I love meme Playstation baseball.

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coors babbies

>Be the astros
>Promote Yordan Alvarez
>4 HR in 5 games

The rich keeps getting richer. Thank you based Luhnow

Kingery is winning the NL MVP

>Bruce/Realmuto are out for the season
Bruce just has a tight hamstring and Realmuto just can't have kids anymore. They're fine

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Lifelong raptors fan here

>Wins NL MVP
>Gets benched/traded anyway for a mediocre lefty pitcher in the post season.
Lillies gonna Lillie with Kaplar and Klentak in charge of the show.

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Hamstring for an oldman like Bruce is like 3-4 months of recovering. And Realmuto will barely be able to walk with that broken nut of his.

blow gays kek blow gays

Listen to all those Dodger 'fans' in their stadium.
mlb.com/video/kenley-jansen-in-play-run-s-to-anthony-rizzo

this twink is getting dogpiled asap

>Doyer broadcast talking about what a genius Jansen was for his balk yesterday right before the coughed up the lead
Pottery

woohoo

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b-b-based

astros desu

twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1139911281010495488

i feel like ken's one of the few baseball media personalities who would actually be cool in person. something tells me kurkjian's the same way

kurkijan always struck me the wrong way

Rosenthal is a jew faggot who doesn't know shit about shit.

jessica mendoza always rubbed me the right way desu

ayyyy

They can't trade Kingery because of the longer term outlook of 2B, 3B, and CF.

this is psychotic

how could anyone get their cock hard to her?

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You know you love her.

>tfw marlins finally won again

KEK SCUBA KEK

>As for the boos that will be directed at him, Yu Darvish joked, “The Dodgers don’t have many fans here in the first three innings, so maybe it will be on the quieter side.”
LOL, Doylers

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holy fucking based

>cusb

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I really hate this guy

fuck you satania poster

>Blocks your path

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oh my opinion of you is not high

>one of the worst pitchers in world series history
>so unprofessional a bunch of mexicans that probably grew up without running water could pick up his tells
>literally CRIED LIKE A WOMAN after being made fun of by a bunch of mexicans as they were running up the score and his ERA while making fun of his small penis on their way to a world series

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someone get the gag and paddle

tie him up...give him the spankies

Doh ho ho ho!
Yu owns you.

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yu with the ownage

Stop bullying us!

Did Jansen get walked off again?

Yu better believe he blew the save.
cuts.diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2019/2019-06/15/ed9b801f-23ff3b72-a5052623-CSVM-DIAMONDTMP-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4

Watch the guy in the white hat directly behind the ump.

>cusb

>be Cashman
>trade a minor leaguer to the Mariners for a prospect
>trade that prospect back to the Mariners for Encarnacion

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Sounds like a Cubs home game

Twins

tloses

its a shame a chad like machado is wasting prime years on the most irrelevant team in baseball. hopefully he requests a trade to my mets in a couple years.

who /monsoon/ here

TLeads the league

tloses kek

tloses kek tloses

tWINNINGs

>the Yankees have the two AL home run leaders
>Neither of them are Judge/Stanton
Weird

success breeds jealousy

>yankees are still fighting for the lead in their division
Sad

I apologize for tloses posting. I just am going through a really rough patch in my life so I took it out on the twins...tloses...kek...lol

sorry to hear that.

how will other teams compete with the twins in homeruns?

It's okay... Tlos𝖊s

tWINs 7 of the last 10 in your path

how will the rest of the AL compete?

For 2nd

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>yfw the yankees obliterate the twins again

>yankees
>playoffs
They're struggling to stay relevant in their own dumpster fire division.

what will be the best division in 5 years?

Shockingly Cubs fans are everywhere.
Also Dodger fans all leave in the 7th to beat the traffic.

Look at that face Rizzo made before going yard.

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Marlins Man is such a faggot.

because the Braves are the best in the worst division in the NL. It's like a free pass to the championship whenever one is paired with them in the divisional round. Been that way for almost 5 years now.

To be fair, Walgreen should have won this series in 2017, then this happened.
youtube.com/watch?v=v__xypPFQLo

>it's always about the cusb with this guy

this cusb fucking retard asshole needs to be put in place

someone put this douchebag idiot fucktard cusb moronic wanker to sleep

He can't keep getting away with it!

mo is in the house!

WHOA!
You hear that guys! It's me Crash here to join you guys for an amazing stretch of baseball! I'm gonna get decked out in my sports gear really soon I promise! What teams should I watch!!!

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WHOA!
Hey guys, welcome to my swamp!

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based

Get fucked padres

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Would you rather go 1 for 5 but the 1 is a grand slam or hit for the cycle?

Papaslam no question, I'm a team player, cycle isn't -that- much more rare anyway

Man, the Daegu Samsung Lions suck

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Ultimate natural speed cycle:
3 RBI single
3 RBI double
3 RBI triple
Grand slam

>speed cycle
I originally had the grand slam as an inside-the-park grand slam, but a regular grand slam is just as good

>Shockingly Cubs fans are everywhere.
Probably has something to do with all the people fleeing Illinois like their lives depended on it

Daegu Lions and KT Wiz went to extras and I had to leave. Damn bus stops running at 8.

Baseball to be desu

>mest
>not irrelevant
The Mets are irrelevant in their own city.

Mest... mest kek

oh no no no looks like Thor broke again lmfao

What is Thor’s skin color?

Based bob

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t. Derek

So when Judge, Stanton, and Encarnacion are all healthy, who plays where? Does Stanton get moved to left?

seethe! the mesties have ya in a big ol seethies!!!

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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear/hand, foot and mouth disease/hamstring
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat

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yankees are cancer to baseball and should be disbanded imo

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Please tell me that's not official

its their alternative jerseys actually

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my mets should call up tebow to the big leagues for the lels

Teboq

Mest lol

He saved football, can he also save baseball?

Happy fathers day to all the Oklahoma Boomer Zoomers out there

On this father's day, I have a very important question. Let's say you want to nudge your child towards baseball and be the next big superstar or at least make it to the bigs. However, your team is absolutely terrible and loses badly very often. Should you fear that this could potentially affect getting you child interested in baseball especially while other teams in your region of other sports are doing extremely well and they might be more easily lured to them? What can be done?

Blooper is pretty cringe

lol enjoy your apehoop wannabe

I got into baseball because I played it, not because I watched it. And I played it because my dad signed me up.

All zoomers including your little shit are into NBA and Fortnite so you can't do shit even if you try to force him since all his friends will laugh at the lame kid who isn't balling or flossing

nyy v cws gamethread

What should I buy for my dad, bros

Cyanide pills

Teboq

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>What should I buy for my dad, bros
What you gave him when you were nine: a few load.

The Robert Kraft Father' Day Special at the local Asian massage joint.

Buy him load

TWINS

>What should I buy for my dad, bros
What you gave him when you were nine: a free load.

This joke isn’t funny

I dunno. Maybe it would be funnier if it was in English.

he'll get traded to the cusb

Why are the royals so trash?

The devil collecting his dues after 2015.

>his team didn’t win on Joe Mauer Day
Sad

Rec team lost again and I got beaned in the nuts

Did you charge the mound?

which team has the best commentators

I hit the pitcher. 15 year olds don’t know how to take a punch

Unironically the mest

why is that

This team a fucking joke

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Donaldson finally heating up

They are all knowledgeable (2/3 former players), engage in banter, and are mostly impartial, not always being a team-apologist like a alot of broadcasting teams.

Phillies should have signed him. Or Moustakas. The endless rope they've given Franco is dragging them down.

but they have muto and harper

>harper
lel
>muto
Nice addition but Sixto is legit

Astros?

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I just don't understand why a professional team has a place in their roster for dudes like Vince Velasquez and worse, they actually start him. It's literally throwing the game away.

Yep pretty much. He's had 2 good games in the last few years.

Outside of Giles, this entire thing was a black hole.

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The pool of guys who can actually take the ball and stay relatively healthy through a season is small. The truth is that expansion in the major leagues has outstripped pitching talent, but not hitting talent. Velasquez also has a decent enough track record with fairly strong peripherals.

>the chad bostonian
>the virgin baltifedora

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Imagine trading yordan Alvarez for Josh fields lol

No it wasn't intentional
Their closer couldn't throw strikes to save his life

The truth is that the Dodgers system is so deep and their player development so strong, they probably won't miss him at all.

I might be wrong with this, afterall im fairly new to baseball, but is it me or are the Braves a much better team than the Phillies?

I think they are definitely deeper. Without looking it up, I'm sure they are the stronger defensive club. They won the division last year and didn't really get worse in any way. Foltynewicz hasn't been pitching well for most of the year, either.

The Braves also have a much deeper minor league system.

James Shields lol

Agreed. They need to make some trades happen if they want to win now

A Fernando Tatis Jr. White Sox jersey

The braves are a better club than the phillies, their offense is much, much better, with a deeper bench, with a better defense, and a much better farm system and development program. Both of the bullpens are shit. The Braves are an ace short of appearing in the eries every year, the phillies have much bigger problems at foundational level.

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The biggest issue is that the Phillies don't have the deepest farm system. They sent Sixto and Alfaro out in the Realmuto trade. Guys like Nick Williams, Dylan Cozens, Mickey Moniak have very low trade value. So if they are going out to get a real upgrade, the first name the other team is going to bring up is Alec Bohm and I'm not sure Philly is going to go there.

Damn bros, that's sad as fuck. I thought this would be our year. Why did they sign Harper if they have so many problems? From what i see and read it's not like they would be contending anytime soon

Twins

Laugh at the mest

James Shields lol

Harper solves a problem for a long time, his down season this year notwithstanding. In hindsight they probably should not have shown as much faith in their rotation or in Franco/Herrera as they did. To be fair, though, they didn't mess around at SS or corner OF. McCutchen got hurt.

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harper sucks

How do we solve this bro? Is it possible?

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He's on pace for like 50 doubles and almost 30 homers.

>his down season this year

uhhh did you see him last season

Can't wait to see what the Mets do against this Braves team this week

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He’s absolutely shit defensively now

>almost 30 homers

not impressive this year

Braves absolutely dicking on the phillies

When he hit 34 homers and led the NL in walks? When that's your down year, we're working from a high floor. Whether Philly gave him too many years isn't a problem in the near and medium term.

Yelich has almost 30 homers right now

Harper is the offensive Syndergaard. AKA the most overrated player in baseball

Do you think perez deliberately gave KC the lead just to give them false hope?
Or is he just incompetent?

>Illies

In season it will be costly. I don't know if there are any quality starters out there on terrible contracts the Phillies can just eat in a salary dump. There will be some top options in the off-season, but whether they want to come to Philly is an open question.

dude hit for .249 with an .889 OPS, which, by the way, are both higher than what he has this season

>disastros losing 11-0 to the blow gays

Yes, he is overrated because it's not realistic to expect him to repeat that MVP year and that played into his contract -- which isn't a problem in the near and medium term. Philadelphia has money. If it wasn't Harper, it would be Williams or Cozens or Altherr. It's not the end of the world if Harper is the next Norm Cash.

We love to make the game entertaining. It’s also fun to piss on the homeless, so why not?

>lillies fans look at Bruce Larper’s stats and unironically think he’s worth $330 million
not even a season in and they have Stockholm syndrome

The biggest difference is his walk rate went from 18%+ last year to 13% this year, which is in line with other seasons he's had.

>philthedelphia phil1e5

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Im excited to see what's going to happen after this game.

lol Harper -3.2 dWAR last season

Imagine not having at least 45 wins.

If you were managing a Pawn Stars baseball team, what positions would you put each Pawn Star at?

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I'd put rick at every position and DH

>skipper
>pitcher
>catcher
>right field

Chumlee would be a good left fielder desu

>Braves have scored 29 runs against the Phillies in a 3 game series

>Sean Rodriguez to pitch the 8th for the Phillies

so this is what giving up looks like

Did you catch Luke Jackson last night? Disgraceful.

Hes a good MR but hes no closer

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaves

Are the whos this bad or are the yaks actually elite this season? What happened to the Rays?

>Are the whos this bad
We have one major league starting pitcher. The other 4 starts are guaranteed uphill battles.

We play the rays after this and yeah we’re elite again pussy #pinstripepride

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this

>15 - 1
Braves are streaky as hell, but when they get going, they get hot.

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yeah but thats fucking yelich his wrc+ is like 270

>James Shields lol
Pothead

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>TFW Bavres would have swept them if they a legitimate closer and not a situational midling reliever jammed into the role

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Tha's so not true. Boring. As. Fuck.