/trans/ - Sarri Edition

Literally who transfer roundup:
>Ademi to Basel
>Rapp and Nias Hefti to Thun
>Christopher Martins to YB
>Djuricin to Karlsruhe
>Streller no longer Basel's DoF
>Fassnacht to Lazio?
>Ajeti to Lazio?
>Sow to Frankfurt?

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Jj

was honestly like 12 degrees here on thursday and this is meant to be the warm bit of england, fucking shite

I shall reuse this meme since it now applies to all of us, not just Spurs fans (last year).

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But Sarri would already be their new coach by that time

It's 32 here. The English have it so easy.

Aaron Wan Bissaka will be announced next week, once he arrives back from AFCON

>Lampard wants former Blues team-mate Didier Drogba as part of his backroom staff, but not John Terry
wonder why

Warning, extremely Dutch weather happening here

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>pre season starts in 3 weeks

I'd take that over the shit here. At least at 18 and cloudy I could hang my washing up outside

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is willing to sell Egypt striker Mohamed Salah, 27, if Pepe comes to Anfield
seems weird to sell your most popular global player

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I tell you now, I've never once known Percy to be wrong about anything, and he's especially on point when it comes to Midlands clubs

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thats the equivalent of a nice summer for me

Dunno, Madrid and Juve just got new guys. Manure seems obvious since lOle won't last.

Football literally never ends

>all these nonces calling for more sun and heat when it was like 30 in February and start of march and we were all melting
Thank Christ it isn't hot again. It's sunny down Souf and warmish.

NOBODY WILL EVER FINALLY WIN THE FOOTBALL. IT'S FOOTBALLLLLL FOOTBALL OVER THERE LOOK LOOK AT IT.

Derby just covering themselves that once Chelsea do come they get a fat packet

Champions league starts in 10 days

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>Harry Kane is the biggest name in the Premier League, judging by his Wikipedia page views.

>The Tottenham star's English language Wikipedia page has had 4,791,022 page views over the last 12 months.

>That's almost 800,000 more than the next player in the division - Mohammed Salah.

>someone actually bothered to look this up and make an article out of it

>FC Santa Claus could realistically win the Champions League

>ree I dont like hot
fuck off casper

It's been pissing down all week here. Shit's miserable.

Cam on Lincoln

>be frank
>want to move to another club
>negotiate new contract with current club to make it harder for new club to get you
Is Frank a fucking retard?

26 celius here. Had some cool days but as soon as it gets hot it goes overboard.

>lincoln red imps will never play lincoln city in the CL final

>What country are these teams from?
>It no longer exists

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is there anything to suggest fwank wants to leave derby though

Then move to another country. It shouldn't be fucking 30 in February here.

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Yeah, the club he’s a legend at wants him to be their manager.

What a career

it was 21 degrees at best you idiot and it lasted for 3 days. it was probably you moaning about it being too warm

I meant Lampard wanting to join Chelsea. I've not seen anything to suggest he wants out of Pride Park.

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If Chelsea come calling with a serious offer, presume they possibly already have, then he definitely will want out.

He cant outright say 'actually lads I'd rather not right now' since fans might turn on him

Maybe he would prefer to manage the team he's a legend at, that's in the champions league with a great squad over fucking Derby in the championship.

we all know contracts mean nothing and just means Chelsea would have to pay more for him, which they would

Why did the players hate Sarri it's not fair

>french rags

would you respect your coach if he was a cigarette addict?

Gonna try and follow some other leagues next season.

thats nothing compared to this

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Start following a league that runs from late winter to autumn

>Arsenal are keen to sell 30-year-old German midfielder Mezut Ozil to fund other summer transfer targets. (Mirror)

We can only hope. Ziyech would be an interesting replacement. If the sampdoria deal doesn't go through not sure where >we'll get a defender or two from.

Absolutely agree with this 2bh. VERY good opinion. Might have to nominate it for post of the month.

Which ones lad?

Bundes and >Ligue 1 are easy to watch because they are on BT.

It's fine here, a but grey maybe

Posted from my Gucci Refrigerator

You can watch Serie A and Eredivisie for fuck all on FreeSports

>All these euros complaining about hot weather

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Which would you recommend?
Bundes and Serie A. Just trying to decide on teams

32°C is pretty hot 2bh

Frankfurt look like they're being pretty smart with the Jovic money, they could be interesting to watch next season.

Inter Milan's exiled former captain Mauro Icardi wants out of contract, is preparing legal case of bullying in the workplace to become free agent (La Repubblica)

David Beckham has already offered Icardi to join Inter Miami of the MLS (Telam)

Was thinking Leverkusen since they're eternal runners up and
I'm a Spurs fan and I cant imagine them winning the league in my lifetime

thank FUCK Ed turned down that twat in exchange for Lukuku

Just end my career senpai

32 is brisk m8, now 45 is when shit starts getting hairy

>Inter Miami of the MLS
arent they not even playing til next year?

christ

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Who takes his 300,000 a week salary?

have sky said anything reliable yet this summer? theyre becoming express tier

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I'm gay and unbased. What do I do to change?

>Inter Miami
Based.

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Erdogan

>Which would you recommend?
Brazil has state championships from january to march then national championship from april to december

Is Brazilian domestic football as terrible as I've been told it is?

26 celius here. Had some cool days but as soon as it gets hot it goes overboard.

Probably end up paying half of it for a while

>Serie A. Just trying to decide on teams
Comfy threads too lad.

s m h @ AusGODs

It's almost has if we are used to the cold. -4 is my favorit

any decent lads in socceraid tomorrow?

socceraid.org.uk/meet-the-teams/

>women
WEW LAD

socceraid.org.uk/meet-the-teams/

I'd murder for a proper summer. My office finally got air con, so the heat is not even a problem

England squad
Robbie Williams – Soccer Aid co-founder
John Terry – Former Chelsea captain
Mo Farah – Olympian
Jamie Redknapp – Former footballer
Mark Wright – TOWIE star
David Seaman – Former Arsenal and England goalkeeper
Ben Shephard – TV presenter
Michael Owen – Former Liverpool and England striker
Joe Wicks – Fitness coach
Jamie Carragher – Former Liverpool and England defender
Jeremy Lynch – Freestyle footballer
Glen Johnson – Former Chelsea and England defender
Joe Cole – Former Chelsea and England midfielder
Marvin Humes – JLS star turned TV presenter
Rachel Yankey – Former England and Arsenal winger
Katie Chapman – Former England and Chelsea midfielder
Danny Jones – McFly singer

>Mo Farah captain
wheres Robbie?

World XI squad

Didier Drogba – Chelsea legend
Usain Bolt – Former sprinter
Kem Cetinay – Love Island star
Robbie Keane – Former Tottenham and Republic of Ireland striker
Michael Essien – Former Chelsea and Ghana midfielder
Niall Horan – One Direction singer
Ricardo Carvalho – Former Chelsea and Portugal defender
Martin Compston – Line of Duty actor
Danny O’Carroll – Mrs Brown’s Boys actor
Jack Savoretti – Singer
Eric Cantona – Former Man Utd and France striker
Robert Pires – Former Arsenal and France midfielder
DJ Locksmith – Rudimental star
Billy Wingrove – Freestyle footballer
Nicky Byrne – Westlife singer
Roman Kemp – Capital FM presenter
Rosana Dos Santos Augusto – Former Brazil footballer
Francielle ‘Franzinha’ Manelo – Former Brazil footballer
Roberto Carlos – Former Real Madrid and Brazil defender

>tfw unironically enjoying the women's world cup

everyone was loving the easter break, what are you on?

Did you enjoy last summer

forgot Susanna Reid who I cant wait to see in football shorts

going by how stubborn he was with his formations, i bet he was a right prick behind the scenes
>you now remember him riding on a different coach from Man City

Same tbqh. America seem far too superior unfortunately.

stop trying to steal our players ffs ole

you can have masuaku

yeah, was lovely. Everyone was bitching but nothing a bit of ice in your water can't solve

>no olly murs
J U S T

>from de ligt to diop in under a week

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>you now remember the MND ice bucket challenge
>you are now aware it started FIVE YEARS AGO

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dont believe Sky's lies. theyre throwing everything at the man utd wall, then delete all articles that dont come true

Good post

Kony was 7 years ago

still have my t-shirt somewhere

#stopkony

Kony was /ourguy/

youtube.com/watch?v=CtenHaz1RIU

What a let down, no personality bar Cantona

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>never caught
>location unknown
>likely in the jungle rebuilding his child army
fucking based lad

he is dying apparently

and now his army is unstoppable and moving north

he wasn't on strike already?

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>no more harcuts
>no more dabs

The horror.

let him go and buy like 3 players with the money

Seriously though, why did a Hollywood blockbuster decide to use the same makeup artists as the Mighty Boosh?

>United transfer policy
They will get about one player.

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Go on hunger strike and then starve to death lol

He's a luxury player Utd dont need right now.

In UK the humidity is 100% when it's ever hot.
Once it's past 25C the roads start melting and old people start dying

Dont find this attractive. There's loads of Western slags with massive hangers if your going Asain she should be slim and cute

good. at least there will be less leave voters

Only 2 hours til some football lads wahey

Nigga it ain’t cold in Miami

pretty gay post ngl

is rondon playing
dont know any peru players

clearly in celsius

>remaincucks
Yikes!

/wwc/ or Copa America?

That’s communist

>is rondon playing
think so, dont know much about either team
will have both going since I doubt either will be a thriller

the world cup (female) is making me a pervert. I need to stop watching

*has 1 promising season and thinks he's god's gift*

tired of this insta zoomie generation

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we need level headed zoomers but its getting harder when any young footballer with an instagram account is getting approached by hotels in Maldives, Miami etc and worshipped so they promote to their followers

Frenkie de Jong la

don't forget the man who tried to stop him was outed as a public masturbator

god's got his back

contract negotiations between user and toilfu have stalled

Sancho seems pretty level headed

Transferring some Strongbow to my stomach

>Tottenham are spending £1m on upgrading their players' lounge at the new stadium - only two months after opening.
Like a new signing goyim

Remember, lads.

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probably because he got out of england at the first opportunity

>It's 32 here
Coming to Croatia to break windows and vomit everywhere. You asked for it

I always like how this chart excludes America because they don't understand the concept of "climate".

Last year some island massively increased fines for typical English behaviour and made lots of money from it as far as I'm aware.

to be fair, once you go to tottenham you can never leave unless you play badly, so the least they can do is treat their players well

Worried there might not be much quality in tonight's match lads.

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Will the U21 Euros be worth watching?

chelsea relegation incoming

*is Barcas new left back for the next 5 years*
Why did the Premier league overlook him?

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>not watching our brave Ngubu-Smithson-Jones-Akwonian's beat the filthy continental forens!
Come on son. Also England's Brave Foden will be there.

He is only like 5ft5 and managers want premiership wingbacks to be built like brick shithouses.

Robertson and Alexander-Arnold are built like brick shithouses then?

Why do so many of our mixed players have double-barelled names? Genuinely curious.

british fullbacks get away with just being speedymongs

Several reasons.

1. Both parents want their kid to be the name read out when they play. If Mr Smith gives Joe Smith his name, then Mrs Biggs gets mad. So naming Joe Smith-Biggs pleases both.

2. Feminism movement encourages double-barrelled names, ignoring that when double-barrelled surnames marry each other they become quadruple barrelled

3. Having a double barrelled name was, usually, a sign of 'high class'. Therefore this makes it seem like your kid is of a higher class than they likely are and thus more likely to get a job

4. In the 90's a study was done which basically said 'give your kids unique or interesting or rare names and double-barrelled names and it'll increase the chances of them getting a job as CV readers will see the name and read it over others'. The same thing was said to women in regards to writing books (do A. Surname, or do a male name etc).

That's why.

lmao

not gonna lie if i lived in some place that 32C was normal i would probably kill myself

5. Forgot this one, but basically it's to make sure nobody confuses you with another footballer. A bit like in acting it's common for people with similar names to use a different one. David Tarrant wasn't born David Tarrant, for example.

Tennant you dolt.

Do you mean David Tennant? I think the actor thing is because the union makes them pick unique names.

Thank you for the insight.

Rude. I mean Tennant. I'm busy mate.

And I did.

David Walliams was the same.

I'm Tocantinense. I know what hell on Earth looks like.

>double barrelled name was, usually, a sign of 'high class
in olde timey marriages, they used to take the name of the higher-status family
if both family names were seen as similar status, then wa la, double barrelo

Ye. In reality the most reason it happens now is unique name that can be found easier and is more marketable and ego reasons. I mean Portuguese players and Brazilian players have twenty billion names.

As was the case of Dutch ex-Celtic and Hull striker Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink:

>Back in the 17th century, two farming families in the Enschede area of Holland intermarried. Both the Vennegoor and Hesselink names carried equal social weight, and so – rather than choose between them – they chose to use both. 'Of' in Dutch actually translates to 'or', which would mean that a strict translation of his name would read Jan Vennegoor or Hesselink

A bit more "classy" than Jan Vennegoor-Hesselink.

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Regarding #3 I think it's really a black thing that they want to seem high class for some reason, especially if they aren't. It's like black americans naming their kids Jamal Jackson II and shit like that. We wuz kingz n shiet

Just checked and there's 4 double-barrelled lads in the U21 squad btw

In a good amount of cases in Canada, double-barreled names just mean your parent's marriage wasn't that stable to begin with

>Jake-Liam Clarke-Salter
wew

and all of them bar jake clarke salter have actually had regular game time in the PL

just remembered this classic tackle from him: youtube.com/watch?v=OVfb1E0jobQ

Has he ever been that good at leftback though? I know Barcelona are basically looking for a left winger who's not atrocious at defending, but even then.

>this guy isn't the Vennegoor of a place called Hesselink

Hope you lads are supporting Bermuda as they play Haiti in the Gold Cup. Bermuda are ranked lower than Haiti.

The English Jan-Inger Callsen-Bracker has been found

Christ is that how they deal with two barrelled named people fucking marrying and having a kid? Jesus fucking Wept.

>Gold Cup
Thank you but no thank you.

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>every Gold Cup group has a Commonwealth nation in it
based

How many surnames can one have in the UK? Only 2?

I don't think there would be anything to stop you calling yourself Ngubu-Smith-Jones.

Bermuda > Canada = Jamaica > Tripadvisor & Trivago = Guyana

As many as you want. UK is one of the most liberal countries in the world for names. As long as you don't call yourself Nigger Hitler or whatever, you're good to go. Pretty much the same in USA as well. Some places have pretty strict rules.

That map doesn't tell the whole story, that only shows the wins since 1991, when they re-branded to the Gold Cup from the CONCACAF Championship.

>cant call yourself Nigger Hitler
literal police state

Bermuda will be lucky to get a point

>not supporting /are Liz/'s brave colonies
Shan't be pissing on you if you were on fire, lad.

Fair point la.

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Costa Rica will likely win the group. After that it could be Haiti, Nicaragua or Bermuda. But most likely Costa Rica > Nicaragua > Haiti > Bermuda.

>Some places have pretty strict rules.
in poland you can have only 2
pretty shit if you ask me

What a fraud

You will never have a name as great as Tripadvisor & Trivago midfielder Neveal Hacksaw.

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He is alright for Portugal.
They aren't overly attacking and like to park the bus from time to time. Bit of a waste of his talents actually.

>Netherlands once entered their entire colonies as a united team a bit like the West Indies
Unfair. The mighty Curaçao, stalwart Caribbean Netherlands, imperious Sint Maarten and supreme Aruba combined to form an unstoppable team. Not fair, really.

Some places flat out have a list of acceptable names

That depency was all a bit weird. No wonder it broke up.

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Sudacas don't care at all

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>1989
Paulo Wanchope didn't play that year. Sucks.

I wish our colonies were good at football rather than cricket and hockey.

They're still part of the Kingdom of Netherlands to this day, they're just separated up into Aruba etc etc. UK's colonies there are like the worst ranked teams in FIFA. Only San Marino keeps them from being the worst.

I'M HEARING REPORTS THAT MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE OPENED TALKS WITH EVERY PLAYER IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND THOSE TALKS ARE AT AN ADVANCED STAGE

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>How many surnames can one have in the UK? Only 2?

As somebody who works in immigration the Portuguese are the fucking worst. Why do these faggots have like 5 first names and 4 surnames

>hockey
You mean ice hockey? We invented both, much to Leaf's anger. Either way, I've long wanted to get coaching badges and gone and tried to make football relevant somewhere.

So is he an autistic fighter or is he fighting for (or against) autism?

Yeah.

It'd be cool, lovely bit of the world too.

probably a bit of both, 2bh

Wonderkid Anony Mous linked to Manchester United FC, what does /trans/ think of that?

He's nowhere near as good as Laotian starlet Tripf Ag.

haha

linking a player to United must get the most clicks

Seems about right, he looks a bit off

WTF, I've been linked with a transfer to United?!?!

curacao is actually decent

t. de light

>Wonderkid
No John, you are the 29 year old prospect.

>15 June
>English Football League
Tommy Elphick [Aston Villa - Huddersfield] Free

>Women's Super League
Melissa Lawley [Manchester City - Liverpool] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Robbie Crawford [Ayr United - Livingston] Free

Any comments?

A TRANSFER!

>Tommy Elphick has today become Huddersfield's first signing of the 2019 summer window, joining as a free agent after departing Aston Villa.

Genuinely good signing.

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Is that a match shirt or a training top?

>Leonardo Jardim, Monaco's coach, has given to the Monaco board the name of a few signing targets for the summer including Leonardo Jardim, goalkeeper at Rio Ave

The latter.

lmao

looks like he sniffs bus seats
give us some real fucking transfers

Don't really get this Brexit thing, lads.

Nobody does, they just say vague shit and talk about roaring lions and world war 2

I want to ____ ___ with Angela Merkel

Britain will be separated from the rest of Europe with a sort of barrier like a river or something

Just bants that went too far

Germany was taking over Europe on the sly, but they got too evil so people voted for leave the Reich. But our leaders have spend the intervening three years trying to avoid letting the people undermine the 4th Reich by delaying in the hope that people will eventually get bored and stop caring and just decide to stay.

But Nigel Farage seems oddly immune to the German trickery and keeps people aware and angry.

Two worlds wars and one world cup la

Lo Ceslo to spurs announcement 6pm Sunday lads

Genuinely thought I was on /brit/ for a sec and was going to repost this in /trans. for free (You)s

Pathetic

/brit/ is possibly the most schizo thread on this site.

it means brexit mate

fuuu uck

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foreign speakers bad
english speakers good

foreign english speakers perfidious

From Brit perspective:
>EU directives are no-nos
>muh imperial pride
>gib trade deals tho
>why can't we have economic union we're tired of dealing with france and getting bullied by germany
>let's fuck off, t-they'll trade with us for s-sure, h-heheh
From EU perspective:
>can't let them leave on good terms or other nations will do the same
>let's do what we do best and drag things out into a bureaucratic red tape circle of hell

Pretty much it desu

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Very one sided post

We're definitely not bullying England enough

>EU good
>>can't let them leave on good terms or other nations will do the same
HOWLING

unironically because we aren't watching frenchmen and germans swagger around like they're the boss of us fucking state of that after we won two world wars

This doesn't happen at all, stop parroting daily mail headlines as fact

*dabs on the UK*

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Too much foreign muck in this country. Need to get rid! Pronto!

Not particularly

>ayoze perez
how the fuck did it take him so long to get good?

fucking loser leaving when he finally gets good.

Fuck off with this brit/pol shit

They won't be got rid of, anybody who's here is staying, and likely anybody who comes here before 2021 will get pre-settled status

I'm not sure how you got EU=good out of that. I think it's very counterproductive for them to intentionally drag their feet in situations like that. I thought I was being pretty neutral without going into details, gotta keep it simple on a korean basket weaving forum

That's why we need to chuck 'em out. Get Farage in. He'll do us good

Doubt Brexit will affect my life much one way or another. Grew up in London so immigrants dont bother me much either

A bunch of boomers fell for some bullshit on the side of a bus and retarded jingoism about World War 2 even though none of them actually fought in it

Even Farage isn't advocating that, the idea of deporting upto 4 million people overnight is ridiculously costly and retarded, not to mention the consequences for Brit immigrants around the world

>Boomers went to polls
>Zoomers slept in and demand a retry
Nice going kiddo

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Name all these laws that Britain voted against that the EU forced on us please, with actual citations not "MUH BENDY BANANAS"

In more important news; I just bit a load of skin off my lip ffs

Getting back to the footy, where do you lads reckon Poogba will go? Seems like yesterday he left Juve

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Citations are for nerds

Yeah I wish the fucks would vote more, but unironically nearly every issue in the country would be solved if everybody over the age of 65 died tomorrow.

These fucks have breezed through life getting everything handed to them, and we will be dealing with the shit until we die

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>Brits ruining yet another thing with their politics nobody gives a fuck about

Go argue someplace else, retards.

>bendy bananas
>kids have to wear safety goggles to play conkers
>have to say 'coffee with no milk' instead of black coffee
>England flags banned
>cant say Merry Christmas

Zoomer genocide when?
We need to start again without these little poofs.

if it makes you feel better my granddad voted Leave and he's dead now

>unironically nearly every issue in the country would be solved if everybody over the age of 65 died tomorrow.
You are a fucking sociopath.

I used to stand up on the train and give my seat to old people, now I just smile and watch them struggle to stand as it moves off

Get rid of em, retirement aged state enforced gas chambers when

>Cod Wars
I don't understand this. Why doesn't the EU just allow any boat to fish in whatever waters it wishes? Norwegian boats can come to the UK an d UK boats can go to Norway.

That's why there's barely any cod anymore

The british fisherman must be crushed under the boot of the german bureaucrat.

Let's have a look at what boomers did

>Completely fucked the climate to a soon to be un-fixable level
>Completely fucked the economy
>Completely fucked the housing market
>Completely fucked the healthcare and education system
>Completely fucked the public transport system
>Completely fucked insurance systems

Now they complain that "kids these days have it easy" when they walked out of school into a job they could support a family, and buy a house + car with.

Fuck boomers. Fuck pensioners. 0 respect for them, just a shame they have zero fucking self awareness because they'd off themselves if they saw the pain and suffering they'll cause future generations

How old are you?

Lets look at what zoomers did
>absolutely fucking nothing
JUST

The issue was that Iceland was a 'growing economy' and the EU wanted to expand its fishing waters in order to help its economy because the claim was UK had other money income so Iceland should get more. This was a massive cause to the 70's depression.

Funnily enough, the same thing happened with the Falklands, instituted by the UN despite the UN saying they don't get involved with 'sovereign nation territorial disputes'. They gave extra territorial waters to Argentina and reduced UK's. So Argentina can now, technically, drill into the oil reserves that were originally purely UK's. This is why Argentina wants the Falklands. It has billions in oil in the waters. This is why it is the most heavily defended non-home island in the world and it costs a lot to do it.

This isn't trans lads.

>When the vote for Brexit happened, the European Union had not reacted to the immigrant crisis. Italy and Greece were swamped and were begging for clear rules, laws, money and assistance. Instead of the EU going 'Okay lads, everybody with a navy go to the Med and turn around any boats that come to Europe, once the people return and say that they aren't being allowed across, word will spread and the smugglers will stop being paid and they'll stop attempting it'. But they didn't.
Seems like you're asking for a common immigration policy i.e. the EU control the external border completely.

>EU directives essentially created laws and rules which automatically applied to the nation states despite it working against said nation states. These rules were decided, by and large, by a non-voted for group and, by and large, was more about self-interest.
The solution to this is to make the EU more democratic. Is that so difficult? I think MEPs want the President elected by the people but there's the issue of overshadowing national governments.

That's because we're not old enough yet and thanks to Boomer economics getting a job without a degree first which will saddle you with £30k+ debt is impossible.

Every company's middle and upper management is full of boomers treading water and demanding experience that young people can't get

>That's because we're not old enough yet
19 year old in sixth form detected. Fuck off.

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There can be quotas or whatever but don't discriminate based on the nationality of the fisherman.

Well, the EU should stop micromanaging shit and just let the market work.

It's just a meme used to get people on their side, nobody complains about an unelected PM

really hope Saul moves from Atleti lids

Did anyone see the picture I posted in /brit/ a few hours ago of my wife giving me head?

>German mentions Brexit
>thread explodes into an autistic shitstorm

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>nobody complains about an unelected PM
Mate everyone does you dirty jf.

hmm yes you wouldn't complain all if 10k Greek fishing boats rocked up on the east coast of the uk

lol

Good posts

ban every German and UK flag in this thread please

Start talking about football or I swear I WILL call a janny

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How about instead of wishing genocide upon old people, you instead wake up and actually go to the voting booths? 25% of boomers voted to remain but the zoomers just slept in thinking it'd be a total victory for remain.

Hell, I voted leave and I was the only person in my family who went to vote, the rest are remainers but didn't bother go.

Did you know that Irish, people like you, can vote for British PM? Bit weird, innit?

Boomers ruined the housing market forever

I did vote, the boomers have already caused the damage, now we have to live with it see

>Giovani Lo Celso won't go to Spurs because Betis doesn't want to sell
>Bruno Fernandes won't go to Spurs because there are more prestigious clubs that want him
>Tanguy Ndombele doesn't want to come because he costs too much money
Wow, Spurs are really only going to get Ryan Sessegnon this window, and maybe an offcut from Real Madrid with the Eriksen deal. Mental

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48644996

Is Phil Neville a sexual predator?

Lads can we just complain about Liverpool instead?

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Poch to leave soon.

Explains it all then.

No, I wouldn't. We can send boats to their waters too. But even if most of the fishing was done by foreigners, it wouldn't matter. They'd be doing it more efficiently and we'd be getting cheaper fish.

It shouldn't be done all at once but gradually allow a greater and greater percentage of foreigners. That way different countries have time to adapt and up their game.

The problem with boomers is that they have absolutely no self awareness

If zoomers want to fix the climate then maybe they should be insisting we build nuclear plants. The rest of your points are retarded though unless you want to blame boomers for allowing immigration

How so?

Yes. They had the most bullshit winning path in recent history.

If so, he's done a pretty good job tbf, although I'd prefer shagging spanish girls rather than english slags if you don't mind me saying, so he should've stayed in Valencia tbqhwy

You lads watching any of the games on right now?

A mixture of fucking it over with sub prime lending and refusing to sell on their properties

Well fuck you.

Beat the champions of Portugal, Germany, France, Spain and Serbia la

Both.

Both shit.

Watching KK v WEX

Zoomers overwhelmingly support political parties that want to stop fracking and reduce non-renewable energies, zoomers are also protesting in the streets about the climate. What the fuck do you expect them to do?

>Manchester United have reportedly turned down Inter Milan's swap deal offer; Ivan Perisic plus £30m for Romelu Lukaku

BOSS

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Fucking Haiti. May their country continue to see misery for all eternity.

Join our protagonists Judith and Ken as they negotiate the securing of their 6th buy to let mortgage with the bank and purchase a 2 bed starter home in Stockport for £180,000.

Marvel as they navigate the construction of converting the property into 4 rental apartments for "young professionals" at £850p/cm

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>Threw sportsmanship out the window to beat a piss poor Barca side
>Faced Spurs in the final
>Spurs
If they faced someone like Ajax or Madrid in the final, it would've been acceptable, but Spurs? They drew against Everton not two weeks earlier. What a shitty final that was.

>PSG, Napoli, Bayern, Porto, Barca, Spurs

Yeah real easy

Is Koke still good? haven't heard about him in ages

Copa?

why though

Peru just took the lead. Plus the women's cup if that's your thing

How did he become the niggest?

>muh sportsmanship

KEK

Barca spent 2 legs diving, swarming the referee and injuring Liverpool players off the ball. And that "piss poor" Barca side would have BTFO of the team you support

>refusing to sell on their properties
Why would they do that with the market going up? Don't they have to live somewhere?

>sub prime lending
Pretty gay. Perhaps planning permission etc slows down the building of houses though.

Put some respect on Red Star's name

kek

Coke is awesome

>You now remember this lad

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>Don't they have to live somewhere?
You dont need several places to live, just one

>muh sportsmanship

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They should support nuclear but they don't, renewable energy will not support the planet's population.
>protesting in the streets
How about they protest against China who is currently funding/building 100+ coal plants across the world and recently got caught polluting the atmosphere with banned ozone destroyers

>NOOOOO you're not allowed to have more than one property !!!!

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My parents are judith and Ken protagonists and have nothing but sympathy for my generation. Yet when I bring up that what they do with housing fucks up the market for us, they give me a look of confusion and reply "well we're allowed to make money you know?"

Fuck boomers for turning housing into a commodity

Houses dontbget build because the people in charge are landlords

Is he still at Schalke?

deep fried butter

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If it was reversed and that was the away goal for Barca, you would still be beyond seething, don't even try and deny it

日本語がたべるか?

t. Never played ball in his life

If spurs actually get NDombele and Lo Celso they win the league

I don't know. 'Refusing to sell on their properties' sounds like bullshit.

>tfw have parents who actually understand some of the problems our generation has
Not all of them, they still throw out the 'In my day I went door to door looking for a job' meme every now and then.Still for the most part they're both from a working class background and worked their way up to middle class, being the first in their family to go to university, so they at least understand better than the average boomer.

>Football fans are biased towards their own team

Wow what a revelation. It's a completely legal goal, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with scoring it, especially against a piece of shit team like Barca that cheat 24/7

t. never been to Anfield in his life

Spurs are literally good enough to be a CL finalist

Season ticket holder

Don't need do it one night, can do it in two or three. As long as it happens.
Can't be doing with these globo homo puppet parties giving away our country to the third world for free

Embarrassing post

What do the japanese eat?

>Fuck boomers for turning housing into a commodity
This is wrong. Housing prices keep going up, that's why it became a commodity. If you're talking about your average person then they're not at fault for what's happening.

THIS
face it kopites there is a FUCKING HUGE asterisk next to that title, you cheated on all 6 goals scored past the quarters and you fucking know it

HAHAHAHA

I wouldn't change the seethe for the world

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Do you eat the japanese language you dumb cunt

Gold Cup general, Canada vs. Nicaragua starts in 4 hours

youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

#absolutebanger

I know you're doing a gimmick right now and I appreciate it, really I do, but just remember that there are ACTUALLY gorms out there who genuinely think that

Sorry will be asleep. Good luck though

>not watching your brave girls take on the kiwis

youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
Noughties bangers thread

Sorry, I didn't know the 3rd kanji

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>win the worlds first VAR officiated Champions League
>somehow this win is asterisked and not every other one

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Sorry im just posting nonsense la

Go study some moon friendo

Why do people have a problem with the political talk? It doesn't stop the /trans/ from happening. It probably makes it so there are more people talking about transfers because there are more people here. Autists.

語?
It means "language".

That mug is fucking sad.

Yeah I couldn't make sense of it. I'm really not very good, I just study it whenever I get bored out of my mind

Yeah I looked it up, I just wanted to try without help. Thanks Mario

I leave the TV on and do other shit. That's as much support as I'm willing to give

like this thread. bye, circle-jerking autists. fucking sage

For me, its Baja Blast

Sorry you got assblasted over me calling that branded mug sad.

Hello who are Everton buying

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Ramses II replacement fucking when?

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Kane Son
Alli Lo Celso
Ndombele Sissoko
Rose Jan Toby Bissaka
Lloris

bye, you autist. I am going. fuck off, you autist

If england got an NFL franchise, would you support it?

those players are too expensive for Spurs

Ha fuck no

Think they're looking to bring in Tutankhamon on a free when his contract expires

They need to sign Everton to satisfy my autism

sure, why no?

Mbapper

>Tutankhamon
too injury prone. They should play Anthony and Cleopatra up front though

Please no. He's crooked and only got where he is because he got a good agent.

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Agent Richarlison is helping to convince Neres to sign, there's no a chance he could have words with Everton too.

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>Rose
J U S T

Rose is good again now

Stop crying, Jurgen.

What are Everton fans feeling about Liverpool coming good again?
Seething rage or just resigned apathy?

When I was a kid I though Tottenham was named after Tutankhamon

When it happens; and it will happen. Remember I did it. Remember I caused it. I had that power and I used it. You will scream and fill with rage that cannot be released by this event. You'll go to bed and thrash about knowing I bested you.

They're signing Everton.

I'm supporting Inter Miami so why wouldn't I support London Lions? Or The Royal Redcoats.

Idk, Cleo's attitude is fucking toxic to the rest of the team, and her salary is astronomical

Why?

Either going off the map completely, taking pot shots at Liverpool on twitter or randomly seething at Sky Sports or other news organisations for covering LFC.

It's pretty fun to watch

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similar names obviously? lol

Yeah, but she could suck the cum out of a rock with that skilled tongue of hers

And they're all convinced they are top 4 now that United have Ole and Chelsea will have Lampard, because they played well for about 4 games at the end of the season and believe they're signing tons of great players to "win the transfer window" again.

And making memes like this that I don't even understand

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0-6 against Spurs

Switching between seething and resigned apathy as always. It saddens me there are Everton fans out there who've never seen us beat Liverpool, and it's not like we've had chances either. I swear, somewhere in the universe, a big, black ball of built up Bad Karma is flying at mach speed across the the cosmos and it's final destination is Anfield, and it won't be pretty when it lands.

If I were Matthew D. Ligt I personally would go to Paris, sweep the league, get 400k pounds a week wages, and hope to improve their UCL runs with my presence.

GOTT STRAFE EVERTON

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IN FOR A WEEK
AND OUT FOR A MONTH

IN FOR A WEEK
AND OUT FOR A MONTH

IN FOR A WEEK
AND OUT FOR A MONTH

DUNCAN IS A TAMPON

malcom to spurs rumours are back

Everton have to surpass Wolves and become 'Best of the Rest' again before we can be sure of being Top 4. However, I'm confident we're building groundwork towards making that happen.

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>shitting on based Duncan 'Big Dunc' Ferguson
Deeply upset.

Mbappe to Liverpool pretty much confirmed

I'll nail you to the wall you cunt

Big Dunc is probably the most overrated player in PL history

>58 goals in 230 games as a striker

No one has ever 'Overrated' Duncan Ferguson. He's just a cult hero for Everton fans.

Do you feel everton will eventually come good again as well? Or has money in modern football got to the stage where the top teams are pretty much set in stone and nothing can be done about it.

>Big Dunc is probably the most overrated player in PL history
>implying anyone remembers him for goalscoring and not kicking shit out of people

They're literally seething about wolves being shorter odds to win the league lmao

He got 72 goals in 285 games. The most baffling stat is in those 285 games he only got 1 assist.

He got 69 goals in 269 premier league games. He wasn't godlike but he was suitably good and he offered an aerial threat that dragged people away from others. Besides, he's a cult hero for being a hard lad in a era of hard likes like Keane and Viera.

CRASHING THIS WAGE STRUCTURE

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Everton have bigger income than clubs like Atletico and Dortmund.

Look at Spurs, it's possible to reach the top with smart purchases and a system

>smart purchases and a system
Everton have a long way to go.

>The most baffling stat is in those 285 games he only got 1 assist.

what a cunt lmao

What? Liverpool are literally the 2nd most expensive wage spenders in the PL. Mbappe isn't a shock, even if it does happen (which it won't).

I think Everton do it wrong though. It feels like instead of building a team they loan out a load of players each year
Then if any of them come good Everton will still have to buy them but their prices will be increased because they just had a good season.

Moshiri said a while he back he wants Everton 'to be the Atletico Madrid of the PL', which is a big ask, and we're a long way off of it. The first thing we have to do is break off the ice of the hyper defensive Moyes era, and also the stigma incurred by the disaster that was Koeman and Steve Walsh. We need young promising players, a clear style of football, and proof of success, and I'd say those are achievable goals right now, league position really has nothing to do with it. If we can win an FA Cup at somepoint, then we can talk about being the new Atletico.

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Is this rumour based on him being in the US and shaking hands with LeBron?

You do realise those wage total dont include bonuses?

Liverpool's highest earner is 200k

Only if you believe City's reported wage structure and can't see the players probably get double through outside """sponsors""" from UAE

Any updates on the thicc thighs to the sides of my head situation?

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According to Deloitte both Atletico and Dortmund made more than Everton in 2018. Around 100m Euros more.

>Qualify for CL football this season
>Sell the man who has been carrying this shitheap of a squad for almost 3 years
>Could clear out all the deadwood (Morata, Zappacosta, Drinkwater, Alonso etc) and have a nice amount of $$ to rebuild the squad with
>Don't even attempt to ask for a freeze on the ban
>Hire Lampard with 1 year under his belt for muh youf
>Probably won't even get EL football
>Try to sign players in the next window
>No one wants to come because no CL
>Deadwood stays

This bitch is fucking retarded. Not appealing the ban is going to bite the entire club in the fucking ass.

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Yeah... especially when he was a 'classic' 'big man' upfront. You'd have expected him to do something. However he was played as a lone striker most of the time with Speed(F) & Oster on the wings with Barmby as a SS.

Everton could realistically win the league

>mention Liverpool has a large wage budget
>b-b-b-ut city lies.. b-b-but... b-b-ut.....
Christ on a stick. Liverpool can do no wrong, can they? Even if City's is higher, that still makes Liverpool fucking 3rd.

*ahem*

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More like LiverPOO

Roman may not be as active anymore but there's no way it wasn't his call to ask for a freeze or not

Do you get an extended ban if you ask for a freeze and are subsequently found guilty?

>get told liverpool wont even try to sign mbapper due to wages
>move goalposts

>Sell the man who has been carrying this shitheap of a squad for almost 3 years
Hazard wanted to go, how would you convince him to stay and fight for top 6 instead of going to Real?

There's nothing "wrong" with Liverpool having a large wage bill either way, they have a huge fanbase and CL money

Depends if the appeal is seen as frivolous

Didnt happen to the other clubs afaik

Alri la's, having a slightly warm one. What you guys drinking? Buying my Liverpool custom... I mean fan shirt.

Had they appealed with the ban lifted it would have looked bad. So, this way, the idea is that they look better and the ban isn't applied at all. Or is suspended. Because it currently is only a years worth. So, she probably had no say in it and the lawyers did what they thought was best.

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No tapping up players!

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>Is this rumour based on him being in the US and shaking hands with LeBron?

Nah, Paul Joyce the #1 reliable transfer journo when it comes to LFC just retweeted a video of Mbappe, so people went wild.

He must love the power he has

Was more saying that Chelsea need good players to replace him because he's been carrying the squad.

>liverpool spend a lot
>n-n-not net spend
>okay, well liverpool have a high net spend
>w-w-ell it's wages that are the REAL mark of a plastic club
>Liverpool are 2nd
>WELL NO BECAUSE CITY
>Okay, Liverpool are 3rd
>WELL THEY HAVE LOTS OF FANS AND CL MONEY
Fuck this has been an interesting few weeks of /trans/. Can't wait for it to get better with more /pol/ and /brit/ shit.

Can't buy anyone user

I doubt it. Pretty sure Chelsea are trying to use that as an excuse.

>okay, well liverpool have a high net spend

That isn't true though

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And retards spamming softcore porn.

The guy is a bit of a memer.

>Net spend
Can we just talk about politics lads.

>That amount received for Chelsea

Christ, imagine if they had competent people in charge of buying players.

Great at getting good deals when selling.

stop arguing about spending money that's not even yours

>netspend

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It's because of the loan army, that is also why they are banned from trans lads.

>Sell pogdab for 130 mil
>buy arthur for 70 mil because valverde is retarded
>keep the change

JINGLE BELLS

KENWRIGHT SMELLS

YOBO'S ON HIS WAY

ROONEY IS A FAT BASTARD

AND DAVID MOYES IS GAY

He's why they are getting banned.

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>Great at getting good deals when selling.

Didn't they get like £20 million combined for Salah and De Bruyne

>I now remember Joseph Yobo

Why would Arthur leave Barca for a shitty EL team managed by a Boomer living in the past?

And Lucaca

MANE SCORING

ALL AROUND US

KOPITES SINGING HAVING FUN

TIS THE SEASON LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERTON

>Forgetting based Yobocop

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Umm sweaty memember muh trebble? memeber muh night in barcelona? We united lad we win things m'kay?

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because valverde is retarded

Him not parking in the Manager's car parking space out of respect for Fergie is honestly the most pathetic story I read last season.

I love how United have designed their new kit on the 99 team and playing a match against Bayern Munich legends. They're literally what they used to mock Liverpool for now

you know that the player have to sign the contract too right?

Comunicado Oficial

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Valverde doesn't get to make Arthur's decision for him, no way he'd take such a step down

>can't coach here this is where Sir Alex used to coach
Yeah I agree he's living in the past. Loved how he changed tune tho and started talking about top 4 is very hard and the goal.

and? valverde is fucking retarded. he'll literally give him the malcolm treatment. malcolm would kill to leave the team this transfer window if man utd comes knocking

I really doubt Valverde would perma bench Arthur, and even if he did a better club than United would want him

go back to scamming retards

>not parking in the Manager's car parking space out of respect for Fergie

what a fucking knob

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Or trying to poach talents for the NT

Name a better English talent than Max Aarons.

Pro-tip: you can't.

>two random black guys shaking hands
fascinating

Ross Barkley

Bron is Liverpool owner

>Name a better English talent than Max Aarons.
Pic related

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what the fuck is happening here

that's not how it works. look at malcolm and rabiot's situations. both good players but never got play time for personal reasons. now the only teams coming after them are desperate teams like united.

>not parking 2 streets over out of respect for the club

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the same as this

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does real event want him?

Thanks for the new reaction image

How can one man be so smug

So we're assuming that Barca decide to drop their best midfielder for no reason at all past "durr they're dumb", and then we wait a year for the next transfer window and hope nobody better than United realises he's actually good?

official milk sponsor lad

Wouldn't put Arthur and malcolm and rabiot in the same league.

>official milk sponsor

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It's not hot enough.

Melting right now lads

Mans too hot

The temperature is just right

on the topic of weather

New:

Guys, all jokes aside. Are >we actually going to sign lo celso and n'doumbele? Or is it just going to be sessegnon on deadline day?

If Levy doesn't spend I'm going to start supporting city after 20 years of being a spurs fan

>So we're assuming that Barca decide to drop their best midfielder
you haven't watched a game all season have you? the reason valverde plays arthur is because of pressure from fans, board and players. he would rather have a midfield trio of vidal busquet and rakitic. whenever barca is losing, he reverts back to this trio because this is what he feels safest with. to him arthur is a liability and takes his tactics away from "pass to messi and hope for the best". arthur actually tries to beat defenders and move the ball forward which is a no no for valverde when it comes to his midfield. he has benched arthur in 90% of their big games.

NEW

well done, asshats