/cric/ OFFICIAL AUSTRALIA VS SRI LANKA WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #4

what did she mean by this

>you might not think you're ready for it. but you are
fuck off cunt

please pay for my baby

YIKES

would unironically take on a date to a nice secluded forest and put a bullet in the back of her head while she opens some dip

ye very grim. afghanistan was going all right too

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shitstralians cant bowl without sandpapering the ball

ugly shit bumhead vagina anus rectum poostralian retards

alhamdulillah my dear bro

GONE FUCK OFF

Amla is a hack, Im sure he's a Islamite plant

>STARC

Holy BASED

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S T A R C
T
A
R
C

WE'VE DONE IT

AUSTRALIA'S WON THE WORLD CUP ON HIS BIRTHDAY

>5'3

*swipes left*

more like match delayed for being gay

she is perfect

You just get the feeling Sri Lanka wont be able to recover after that

grim timing on this post

my local asda got done up
went there yesterday to get some beers and there was suddenly a barbers in there and a sushi bar

Don't be intimidated because she's taller than you bro

>not interested in hookups
you try and give people the benefit of the doubt

>cricket
>gay

Im sorry lad but these two events are mutually exclusive

we're absolutely fucked this wc lads. literally all a team has to do is see off starc and they can go at 10 an over off all other other batsmen

>tfw I now remember that England vs Sri Lanka 2011 quarter final where Sri Lanka chased down 229 without losing a wicket

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that phrase literally means nothing, every girl who says that is down for a root if you're good looking enough

>I just found out Australia lost a war
>to emus
Oh no that's awful tha-
AHA AHAHA... Aha... ahem.... excuse m-AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO N-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*heavily inhales through nose*

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FAC-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>T
>O

>F
>U
>C
>K
>I
>N
>G

>E
>M
>U
>S

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so true

There's nothing funny about rape lads

youtube.com/watch?v=7hg-V_E5Ms4

I was more pointing out her upcoming single-motherhood which would objectively suggest she is interested in hookups. I like these though, as someone who never has and never will touch online dating shite

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what did Pozman mean by this?

Usman is a Paki, I know you guys admire each others penises without it being gay.

blessed video

haloooo

This is the one

oooo

is there some politics within ca that prevents maxi from making it to the playing 11/extended squad on the regular?

>thailand
;)

yup this is the best one so far

is the index finger pointing to the crotch bulge significant?

(i'm not girl)

Secretive thai tranny hand signal, a "dogwhistle" if you will

Halooo

it's basically workplace bullying the way they exclude him from activities simply because he's shit at cricket.

;)

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topic of that thai “girl” reminds me of this

efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

is she ok

the best snapchat videos are filmed from another phone

her insta

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she's just happy that queensland are winning :>

S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
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the funniest video of all time

big banger

youtube.com/watch?v=VDJaxw__tRs

shit lanka absolutely bogged after losing that wicket

Excited for the ashes lads. I’ve always wanted to get tickets. How would I go about it? Preferably the oval or lords

Without buying them for silly money through touting of course.

yep, thinking Ceylon might be cooked here

cant you literally just go to your local stadiums website and buy tickets? or are they already all sold out?

fuckin Slowmanne

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Whos that fatty in the dressing room?

Normally have to buy them months before when they go on sale. If they haven't sold ones for the 5th day turn up and pay on the gate.

>its a behrendorff bowls like fucking dogshit episode again
tired of this lads

malinga

Based malinGUT

what a beaut that was

does that weirdo building of the left actually have an oil slick thing on it's side, or is it the camera?

australia will be gunning for a wicket here lads, mark my words

Have six

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it does, some bloke greased it up last week and they still havent cleaned it

What happened to chandimal for SL? Wasn't he supposed to be the next sanga?

dastardly

>501 HD
>HD

Not sure about that

looks like that epic white power symbol my twitch friends do with their hands

you been watching warnie playing fortnite again mate?

for me, it's Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas

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Better now?

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who are these people lad?

Thirimanne throwing the game away

>mfw this world cup

yeah big fan

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makes me think of the story bumble told where he practiced pronouncing their names all day ever day before he did his first commentary stint in sri lanka

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wtf how is he floating

lol

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so all the "fast" bowlers are shit, maxlel isn't doing awfully, why not bring Lyon in for a game? Is the Australian leadership, dare I say it, absolutely retarded?

oi Patabendige you here m8?

they picked fucking behrendorff over hazlewood, so its safe to say they are complete dumbcunts

fuck lads this is so boring are all the teams this bad?

Thinking the jumping serve might not catch on

no england and nz are good

nah just australia

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jun/14/experience-i-killed-my-classmate-with-a-javelin

a bit of light reading for everyone

>maxxy is unironically our second best bowler
i really, really hate this timeline

Mudiyanselage here m8
ama

Kane Richardson was the really bad decision. He wasn't initially in the squad but replaced Jhye Richardson not long before the WC. That was the perfect time to pick Hazlewood considering his injury recovery was going well. Hazlewood is LITERALLY going to be bowling for Australia A in England while the WC is in progress.

implying this won't be a kino ending

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Murderer tries really hard to make herself seem like a victim.

wtf???

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Sri Lanka got this, easy, lads

That is the solo

I went to university and in my last year I discovered ecstasy. I think that saved me

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imagine the smell

>I went to university and in my last year I discovered ecstasy. I think that saved me, in a way; clubbing gave me an escape route and confidence.
Fucking thots man

Why does the 'balls faced' column on Australia's scorecard add up to 301?

in love with pic related but she doesnt even know i exist. how's my taste lads?

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Fuck up Josh

GONE
FUCK OFF
LANKANS ON THE ROPES

One no ball free hit

>/nrsmell/
not good, not good

whats up with the bottom half of her face...

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

>ACTUALLY GIVING BEHRENDORFF A WICKET
FUCK SAKE NOW HES GOING TO BE PICKED AGAIN
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Basederdorff

Imagine masturbating to pornography
Imagine masturbating to anything but memories of thots worshipping your full strength uncut welsh penis

>behrendorff is bad
cassies exposed

Imagine being a cricketlet manlet and not watching the game right now

Still raining

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>1-45 after 5 overs against sri lanka
fuck up idiot

>losing your wicket to ganondorf

Don't underestimate the Mendis-Karunaratne partnership lads

*snap*

Really bummed by this one

I'm watching Close Encounters of the Third Kind for the first tie and...it sucks? Like I'm 27 minutes in and all that's happened is some space ships are flying around causing blackouts. Is this the same movie people go on about?

>Wales

Mohammad asif at St george’s Park is the cricket equivalent of the Big Bang

Mendes about to post 100 on these soft cunt strayans

he's literally bowled all over the place, most of his deliveries are fucking pies that can be put away mindlessly. hasn't looked threatening at all
also he's been shit in all the games hes played before this. had some moderate success in the bbl playing against our domestic """"""""talent""""""""""

>t. Mendes

Mentioned

Dilshan would have won this for the Shit Lankans

Watch the game you 5'3" limp wristed incel or fuck off

calm down josh

>RRR over 7
gg australia

redpill me on indian coaching institutes and whether they actually help students get into IITs

t. Silva actually

>2/44 in the last 10 overs
Good fightback.

eating some chips while watching this fascinating contest

clips.twitch.tv/SuperFurtiveGrasshopperShadyLulu

kek

MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

I thought no balls don't count.

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Oh sorry, I thought it was the sebbo one. I apologize.

based Warnie

Sri Lanka are going to win and it will hardly even be close

odds of there being some kind of bomb scare or similar event near Old Trafford tomorrow lads?

To take attention away from the wash out?

Was thinking this earlier. Something bad is going to happen

that's wides

Contact (1997) > Arrival (2016) > Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Lads you ready for the memes tomorrow?

A) rent free, think about muzzies more you cucked cunt
B) even goatfuckers realise that disrupting cricket is bad optics, thus why they fuck up Ariana Grande, etc concerts

Always think about this whenever there's an IND vs PAK game

ye can't wait. just want to see as much arsehurt as possible, although im tipping the game to be rained out

based retard sebboposter prepared to be outraged at the drop of a pin

>B) even goatfuckers realise that disrupting cricket is bad optics, thus why they fuck up Ariana Grande, etc concerts
teams haven't played in pakistan for like 20 years because of constant terrorist attacks

based retarded reply to the wrong post poster

>B) even goatfuckers realise that disrupting cricket is bad optics, thus why they fuck up Ariana Grande, etc concerts
but they don't

because of the "threat" of terrorist attacks

>calls out sebbo for being a retard
>directs comment to an aussie

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_attack_on_the_Sri_Lanka_national_cricket_team

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_attack_on_the_Sri_Lanka_national_cricket_team

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_attack_on_the_Sri_Lanka_national_cricket_team

alri Ahmed

wtf epic

OH MY

what memes can I expect Sri Lanka bro? I just got home from drinking with mates.

>>directs comment to an aussie
>british flag
based retard

WHAT THE FRICK

The best result tomorrow is for Pakistan to win the toss and bat first, go 40/6 or something stupid then have the match abandoned for rain for maximum twitter outrage

these are the posts

OH MY

> The absolute state of white women

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cool lads, happened once 10 years ago.
""""attack""""
attempted attack it seems, objectively.

just baited so many (You)s. easy

all your flags look the same mate

>it doesn't count because they failed to kill them

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>10 years ago
yeah because we haven't gone there since

Christ inject this right into my veins

Shut your paki mouth

its clever how they cover the different wickets whilst they are playing on others

bet it's a Paki retard

you are like baby

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yeah I was actually impersonating the retard who uploaded that screenshot in your post

>india and pakistan meet for the first time after nearly nuking each other this year
Expect a lot of shit slinging tomorrow mate

seething muzzie

>wow, did you see Warner's double century today? It counts because he attempted it.
mentally mashed

cope

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pozz gaynolds on pooicide watch

thanks mate, can't wait.
>mfw cricket bantz leads to a thermo-nuclear exchange

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>merely pretending
fuck off retard

Though lanka is the most boring team in the world to watch play cric, this match looks to be a nice 6 run win for the Strayans

Makes me feel depressed tbqh.

I'm off to hit the gym lads, have an absolutely lovely day/night

>CRR under 6
>RRR almost 8
another super interesting world cup game ending in boring safe batouts to protect nrr

nah, their run rate has dipped since the first wicket. gonna be a comfortable win this

See you soon mate

Stoinis is such an unlikeable wog

get ready for a big brain
>cope

Can you believe the DLS par score chasing 335 was 0/95 after 20 overs?

Afghans are cooked

how big is zampa's cock

Did someone at the stadium say KFC?

lifting buckets of KFC doesn't count you fat shit

DLS has to be the most autistic aspect of cricket. Imagine explaining this to your wife

shan't

Just got a duck for my local team ama

How are you cooking it?

Did you have fun?

What standard?

I haven’t played since I was 14 and every summer I get the craving to pick up the bat again

golden brown

>tfw no wife
>tfw thicc Indian girl I'm lusting hasn't been at Dan Murphy's for 7 weeks

HAHA GONE GOTTEM BTFO 0 ZERO NOT A SINGLE RUN ON YOUR BIKE YOU CUNT BTFO

Based

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WALLOP

just like the sun....

Tyneside and Northumberland Cricket league, Division 3.
I took a good catch, that was fun.

>Lankan cutie praying
would penetrate

>shit lankans cucked out of their century

howling

GONE

FUCK OFF

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

GOTTEM
GET FUCKED
PISS OFF CUNT

Whoops

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

97

LIVER - POOOOOOOOOO

LIVER- POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you hate to see that

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

KARUNASHITNE BTFO

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>ywn console her after her team loses to yours
JUST

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Why do Australians love brown women so much? WTF is wrong with you

youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw
crikey

>Australians
all me

Bit racist m8

So are you Lewis or Matthew?

for me its asian women

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a lot of Aussie cricketers have Indian wives...just sayin...

indian women are hot m8
NEED a gujju gf

BLEACHED

rate my /cric/ meal (it's pasta and chocolate ice cream)

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Maxwell's gf is a cutie :3

what does this flavour combination taste like?

who besides Memeswell?

What have you done to the pasta?

grim

This is the song

Shaun Tait

carrots and kidney beans
interesting to say the least

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Weird combo that

WALLOP

That shot was kino

GONE GET FUCKED

>starc

it was. aesthetic as fuck

Afghanistan 88/7

straight limbed lass, probably has a beautiful voice

honestly reckon we're fucked here lads

if we married Indian girls we could eat Indian food EVERY DAY

Why has nobody thought of this?

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hope it rains now. kek.

indian food is shit...i want a fucking steak ffs

>ywn lift starc direct off his head and hold the pose

Who /watchingbothgames/ here?

jealous desu

>but why user

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Some indian girls look good, but on the whole their families are the biggest nightmares
would not recommend.
t. speaking from experience

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>it's another Tahir coughs ten times before he bowls episode again

didnt realise the saffa game was back on. fired it up now

all the spices give me weird, visceral dreams, wouldn't want that every night

do you want to get lynched sanjay

I would eat Indian food everyday. My parent love steak and meaty dishes but I hate them.

I guess it’s true what they say about wanting what you can’t have

>the Australian guy in flamingo costume doing finger guns
Should arrest him just to be sure

kek,this is true.Old indian people can be backward as fuck.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF HOME

because it's banned here in India.

I just want to taste some banned hind quarters. Is that just too much to ask in this age of the internets?

love heeland coos

sri lankans on not winning the cricket world cup watch

how did /projectasiangf/ go for you all?

BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD

kerala lad

isn't it legal in muslim areas?

cows are halal

Australia cannot win another WC ffs

yeah,I think even pork is banned here?.

>Celebrating a victory against a minor
Grim

>angelpoo mathpoos

there aren't enough Indo-pak posters here for it to be a spectacle on Yea Forums.
quite grim actually

achieved

>my stream is literally 2 deliveries behind
kms

Please stop taking you ignorant fool

9now lad

You can get a steak in India

Need some cheeky rice and curry lads

"minor"

stream gem m8

The match will be washed out. No bants to be expected.

when was the last time pakistan won against india in WC?.I doubt it will be even a contest.

THIS is the partnership

You have shamed the entire culinary history of our once-glorious nation.

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both of those sentences are correct

easy

GG

shitwardana

oh nonononononononononnonnononno
>piss wanka

The Asia cup threads were grim, Champions trophy was good. Also, Pakistanis disappear when they're losing.

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lanka collapsed quite easily after the first wicket.

>score 100 in 5 overs
>struggle to score another 100 in 40 overs
Solid tactics.

YOU now remember roughly three hours ago when much of /cric/ thought a run chase was on the cards here

Someone HEEM that guitarist ffs

the legality isn't based on "muslim areas". it's based on the state laws and yes its legal in a few states

Who would have thought that bat guitar would get annoying

Told you they have no middle order

>GUITARIST IS LITERALLY PLAYING SMOKE ON THE WATER

FUCKING HELL THIS TOURNAMENT IS SHIT

THWACK

Perera chases this down with 3 overs to spare ez

i'm such a brainlet, cheers m8s

are those states muslim majority?

is there a predetermined order the batters come out or can they go whenever

/cric/ is pro boomer guitar get out if you don't like boomer guitar

total poollapse

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IM NUCLEAR

OH NONONOON

think Australia is still in it to win it lads

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thanks for the input sebbo

MOIST 4 MITCH

>SHIT
And with all the rain, it's a loose one

this is the partnership

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doesn't matter buddy
I was referring to the shitposting spectacle not the actual match itself.

can go where every they want but usually follows a certain order based on the type of batsmen

>105-7

What the fuck happened?

Dubs and this IS the partnership

no, some of those states are Christian majorities while others have significant Christian and Muslim population while still retaining a Hindu majority

They went from 56/1 to 77/7 haha

name this contraption....

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grim

oxygen mask

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Anyone fancy putting a brown dog up me?

If I pulled that off would you die?

Think Sri Lanka missed a trick by sitting on Maxwell lads.

That's a box in size Indian.

holy based

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the penis weenis holder

good thread

imagine how fucked we'd be without starc lmao

>sprinting during a marathon

cock helmet

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

OH BABY

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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COLLAPSE BABY

BASED SLAV

Based starch

> le Get 5 wickets by bowling at the tail man

Sad thing most brownies don't look like that. Good pic for maxwell, just need to remind her to shave the bush twice a week and it'll be good

Love these highest scores and most wickets taken stats when every second game has been rained out.

...

this is unironically the partnership
not joking anymore

It's the FEMALE ABDOMINAL guard

this is just sad now
4 wickets have fallen since I started watching

HAHAHA CHOKED THE HATRICK

WHAT A FRAUD, MISSED THE HATTRICK
Sri Lanka to come back and win in 48 overs easy

were you, dare i say it, the problem?

>Afghan player named Khil

Yes, it fits them too.

This is the partnership

good fielding

oh my!

hope we see some of the guys from the yankees and red sox watch and try out some cricket while they're over there, and vice versa. always like two see it, two based sports

Watch till the end haha

Fucking grim

looks smaller to me
....if you don't mind my saying so

oooooOOOOOOO RAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if i let a black man charge his phone with mine i feel like id have to wash my phone after or something

women really have no place in cricket

bit racist m8

This is the over

based /cric/ lunch

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t.ugly man

@93470324
Grim

Tahir is so fucking shit LMAO

what does this mean

that was the partnership

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

THIS WAS MENT TO BE THE PARTNERSHIP

BASEDEDSON

>tahir going fucking nuts taking a wicket against afghanistan when they're 125-9
what a muppetarian. hate this cunt

why did Finchy shake Smith's hand but high-five everyone else?

sri lankan fans seem cool but the other asian team supporters are cringe, why is that

Not worried, Malinga to get a 50 in 34 balls for the easy comeback

Based memelinga will save sl

This Hahn ad is weird af

still a bit raw knowing that smith is a dirty rotten cheat

>99 runs from 60 balls
yeah nah

Based ally

Same

I miss him so much lads ;_;

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same. unironically got sad watching that ;_;

gone too soon

not watching that game but was it the thing where he screams and runs about 40 metres

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Didn’t he shot his wife through a door and pretend it was self defence

Says the American

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yup, rocking his head back and fourth screaming at the top of his lungs just going absolutely nuts. what the FUCK is his problem? it was rashid khan's wicket too

Kashmir is Pakistani

yeah you got it m8

Idiot.

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tired of this roastie telling me about cricket. I FUCKING KNOW CRICKET

Gonna be disappointing when tomorrow rains out.

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>when she sees your penis for the first time

based malinga

Grim

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GONE

yeah can't stand that cunt

why did Mel saying they were going to quickly "go down" to Manchester when it's geographically more north than London? Seems like a huge blunder.

Grim

is malinga elite

The one on the right is mine and I will punch any cunt that says otherwise

Yep

Australia is Elizabethan

he was in the past

literally asked her parents for her hand in marriage lad. sorry

Grim

Lads, im starting to think sri lanka might be in a little bit of trouble here

>Mel
is she a qt?

>150 (64)

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this is not the post

the actual GOAT. can Kohli play an innings like that? don't think so

what, another portubro who likes cricket?

paki

Who are >we supporting tomorrow lads?

Dear Sri Lanka:

youtu.be/hCmKr1vg3Pc

'Straya have had it, no way will they win this

wtf? are these actually two different people?

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whomever the female commentator is, and no she sounds a bit pack a day smoker

What's not to like?
But yeah, been a semi regular on /cric/ for far longer than I would like to admit

TWO PORTUBROS

hope Starc picks up a fiver here

literally all you have to do against >us is see off starc. can unironically score at 10+ an over off all other other dogshit piechuckers

Cricket :^)

Paki batting collapse into match abandonment

for me, it's rain

distrust everyone with bleached teeth and/or implants

i'd give a BJ to all the rain gods (in a row) if they just stay the fuck away

I was about to ask if you were an Indian watching this in an Indian convenience store.

barracking good weather

>Cummins teleports ball behind your legs and into mid stump
>heh, nothing personal cuck

either rain or for one team to absolutely lose their shit and embarrass their country, i do not want to see a good game

they don't play this sport with severed heads. hard to imagine a south american would have any interest.

just get out and end this fuck me

Rain looms

Probably Indian or paki

nigga out here like it's a test match lmfaooooo

If it started chucking it down would it be a draw?

this, fucking hell its 1am already. need to go jerk off and then watch anime

DLS method: Australia wins

Cuckworth-Lewis will come into play.

no would come down to DLS and aus would win.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckworth–Lewis–Stern_method

Nope, 100% pure Portuguese.
Based fishermen club getting me into the chillest of sports. Bit of a shame I bandwaggoned Sri Lanka, but slinga malinga was the shit way back when. Also former colony, and all them Portuguese names

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Tough.
Pakis only raise their game for India and England.
If we get a result it'll be close.
And will probably result in the thermonuclear destruction of most of the subcontinent.

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>meme scoop straight to the fielder

fucking BASED
reckon sri lankan cricket will make a resurgence. no reason they'd be shit for long since cricket is still massive there.

BASED Irmão

beheringer going to get bullied for being a good sport

I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP JUST SAY IT WAS OUT AAHHHH

what happens when the match is over?

Ganondorf btfo

DILSCOOP

Based Sri Lanka putting on a show

LEL

come to Goa, you'll be right at home

For me, it's batting out the overs even when you know you're going to lose

lmao how THE FUCK wasn't that caught? fucking hell, just end it

I'm making some yuge bacon sandwiches

bit inventive there

based meat eater

literally just keep bowling yorkers

Porkistani

also might watch that Oasis doco, which looks like fun

>The second rain break brought with it disaster as far as Afghanistan were concerned. They went to the break relatively well placed at 69 for 2, but 32 balls into the resumption, they had lost 5 for 8 and the innings was in tatters.

Rainwinslol

I'm aware, our prime minister is of goan descent

I also have a soft spot for Sri Lanka.
But I go all the way back to Murali and Jayawardena.
I knew Leixões had the cricket bat in its crest but I had no idea they actually played cricket there.

Afghanistan get 125.
Rain-reduced target for SA: 127
How the hell?

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GOTTEM

GONE

FUCK OFF

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
GO TO FUCKING BED (ME)

Finally time for bed.

>Rain-reduced target for SA: 127
????

indoor cricket

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i am so confused. what the fuck?

imagine not being on top of the table right now, I mean, really.

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>Most defeats in ODI cricket:
>417 India/ Sri Lanka *
>412 Pakistan
>370 New Zealand/ West Indies
>365 Zimbabwe
>331 England
>324 Australia

ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE

Thanks for watching our sport lads

>5.44pm So, a minor adjustment to the target after DLS have got involved. South Africa will need 127 in 48 overs to get their first win of the tournament. It'll be over to Hemant for the opening exchanges.

WHAT THE FUCK

(((Cuckworth Poois)))

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Big fan of the World Cup theme tttt

need DLS out of business, simple as

de Kock show on the cards. Who tf up?

I also go back to those guys, been here for far longer than I care to admit, feel like I post the leixoes crest on /cric/ once a year at least
The don't play it now, I got into cricket after looking into what that weird bat was. That and their stadium still having kinda the shape of a cricket field are the only remnants of a different time

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the only thing I can think of is maybe the rain delay took off 5 overs, 3 of them from afags innings and 2 from saffers?

JAYASURIYA and KALUWITHARNA changed the sport forever.

wow, the PAK v IND game is on fta here tomorrow, very thoughtful and culturally aware

same here

no shit, Pajeet

ye was really pleased when i heard that. need to inflate the view count so they can say 1 bil etc

y-you too
shame Australia is a bit far away, would love to go to the mcg, will go one day, for the ashes hopefully.
Had to stick to visits to Lord's and the oval. Still, getting to walk the actual grass at Lord's during lunch break is one of the best experiences ever

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here

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holy fucking based. would love to visit lords, seems like a kino experience.
and yeah boxing day test match at the MCG during an ashes series is definitely something to have on the list.

>forgetting fat Ranatunga and Arvind D'Silva

da racist is mad cuz d brownies get free brownies

>India - Pakistan match is on FTA in India
wow really?! no fucking way!

>amla 8000 run milestone on the cards
>60 runs off
yeah he'll get out for

I did the Lord's tour in 99 when the UFO was brand new, museum was good, rest was pretty shit, or at least comparably to based Adelaide Oval.

If you lot would let us send Murdoch back, maybe we'd stand a chance of seeing some cricket, instead of him keeping it for his cronies.

Come here for the next Ashes please

just go to sleep
you're getting grumpy now Grandpa

please watch our other sport

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de Kock show? More like de flop show

and bring some of them high quality tinned fish. Best deenz on the planet, and those tiny squids

looks gr8 m8
Wish I can make enough money to travel to England while I am still young.

grim

Didn't do the tour, just the museum which was cool, got to see the ashes urn, there was a county match going on. And a decent day at that, I think 12 wickets and a result, honestly perfect day of cricket.
Oval was for an odi, completely different atmosphere, still cool

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Bought tickets to day 5 of the ashes. Please rain on day 4.

I do very occasionally, the hours and getting streams can be a bitch
This user knows what's up

AMLA IS FUCKING DOGSHIT
GET RID OF THIS UNFIT CUNT FOR FUCK SAKE

need to make quotas lad.

Cute headband

fuck im so jealous lad. i want to go to england for this alone tb h

She cute. That’s what crickets all about la.

>Below the required run rate of 2.67

Loving the various flagposting during the worldcup.

New thread?

Business idea: Score runs to win

What? There's a quota for Indians and pakis as well?

For non-whites, yes

You'd think the ECB would be able to afford a full size replica rather than this miniature shite

they can only have 6 white players in the side and they need to have 2 blacks at least. so they can make up others with other races like indians, coloureds etc.

...

isnt it the other way around? 6 non whites so the team is majority non white

i think you may be right, ye.

>blaming Murdoch for the ECB's greed

Thread declared at 563

New here

I'm quite happy blaming Murdoch for third world debt, environmental catastrophe and the state of the weather.

Objectionable git.