Official Venezuela vs. Peru Pre Match Thread

Salomon Rondon is playing really good in the Newcastle. I think that he is the best player of my country right now.

PERU POWER!

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muy lindos todos

Know a Peruvian tranny. That's all I have to add.

I'm Peruvian and do not look like this

What's the situation like in Venezuela right now? Last I heard, most of them didn't have access to the internet.

el peruANO señores jajajja

Why would le merimutt care about a football match between two third world countries

I thought the match was at 4:00pm?

Quick recap of yesterday!

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fuck venezolANOS,fuck peruANOS and fuck brown people

Is Peru the most native country

Bolivia

starts in 3 bongs and 30 bings

the CIA is raiding the country right now, stealing their basic needs

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Based murricans making worthless commies seethe to this very day

Why they didn’t made Monica gang the mascots instead of that uglyass capibara

> Last I heard, most of them didn't have access to the internet.
kinda...It up to whether or not they have power, outside of Caracas most of the country has power outages that range from 4 to 6 hours, or in some extreme cases a couple of days.

They would have to pay millions to Maurício de Souza

Back to your favela

Anda a contar los votos, socialista ctm

>the CIA is raiding the country right now
Oh silly user, the chabestias have been doing a great job at that for over 20 years on their own.

He should have done the mascot. It would be his final masterpiece, since he's on his way out of this mortal coil.

b-but she's cute!

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78917727/#78921714
Reminder that these are your defending champions

Redpill me on Peru

based

Best food, best kit, best slags

the China of pre-Hispanic America

the spaniards sacked the inca empire for 300 years (the greatest silver and gold mines were located in its boundaries, and now are completely empty), established a caste hierarchy and condemned Peru to a poor future

>men football
no one cares

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

Based. Whenever I read how brutal the spanish were with their colonies I think we had it easy with the portuguese.

no se preocupen ya estoy aqui para matar a los gallegos hijos de puta

Peru is great with the ball but poor off the ball, I don't know anything about the venezuela NT

read about belgium with the congolese

Lads, >we just won the Toulon Tournament. 4-5 on penalty shootouts.

Two days after my 18th birthday. I thought some chick would magically bang me on my 18th birthday but I was wrong. I waited for two days without whacking one out in hopes my birthday wishes would come true.

Why didn't you watch porn or whack one out? Um because it was pre wifi era, I had to watch the films where Xuxa fucks kids. I had a raging hard on. I just couldn't cum. No.. Nothing.

My member was raging and I was dying for some relief. I waddled down to the kitchen with my "Tail between my legs". Everyone was asleep. It was 2am. My parents were deep sleepers. I opened the fridge and spotted the freshly Macaco my mother had for Saturday lunch to carve up for sandwiches and soups. I rubbed a bit of "I can't believe it's not butter" around the hole of the Macaco. I stuck my penis in. I felt nothing, so I started to pound the Macaco a bit harder.. Big mistake.

Much to my dismay, a stray bone off the Macaco slit my dick. There was blood spraying all over the Macaco and my penis was swelling inside the damn thing. I made such a commotion yelling, my father ran at me with a gun thinking I was an intruder. He stood in his tracks looking shocked as ever. I was standing naked, dick deep in a Macaco, and blood was dripping down my legs. It was like a scene from a horror movie.

My father just stood there like a moron. My mother came creeping up around the corner. Great. She simply told my father to go back to bed, she helped remove the Macaco. She handed me the first aid box. She was super pissed off and kept asking me "how did the Macaco get there" and I kept using the excuse that I was taking a drink and the Macaco fell out of the fridge onto my dick. I realise my excuse was pathetic but it was the best I had at the time. My mother just walked off to bed.

I felt completely humiliated washing up my dick and applying sudocrem to the cut. I felt so annoyed but felt a hunger pang. I shamelessly picked at the Macaco I had my dick in and just ate around the blood.

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> worth watching
> Bolivia

pick one

congrats

That was a nice game lad.

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this pasta always gets me

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top kek

Peru is rightful Aryan clay.

Based

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Will this be worth watching lads or not?

For sure, the match thread should be pretty comfy

>QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ?
what?

did any of you fellow peruANOs posted some illegal shit on Yea Forums? i'm range banned for some reason and i couldn't post during e3. still can't post now

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Good. Stay out of that incel cesspool

It really is a torrent of piss

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Reminder that peru, and pretty much every other latin american country is overrun whit venezuelan migrants
expect a decent amount of bantz

Kek

Nice, I’m glad our Venezuelan brothers are spreading the global communist revolution to other countries.

Do you also have haitian immigrants in peru?

How do you think I feel? Venezuelan pussy is not bad tho

i don't think so

the average venezuelan woman is far better looking than the average peruana

arepas vs cuy asado

>Reminder that peru, and pretty much every other latin american country is overrun whit venezuelan migrants
What's the problem? You speak the same language. You look the same. You have the same culture and history.

You're all the same.

Normal. Guaidog and burgers are thinking about a new plan

they don't have to bring in any more negroes, since they have a big african heritage. The ONU agenda doesn't need to promote negroes in peru.

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Parece o Arthur Esvael

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>peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE

Based peruANO neet empire. Dare I say, /ourguys/

Lol, guaidog is a buffoon. Maduro will end his period uninterrupted most likely. The venezuelan current constitution will prevail, comadres!

Nigga, im venezuelan

Another reminder, venezuela's major isp is range banned for being utter shit
To my fellow paisanos lurking:
[Spoiler]maricos de mierda! por qué no salieron cuando pudieron!?[spoiler/]

Don't delete threads pls

Debemos defender la patri-

oops...

POST BUNDA

POST CHOLAS

POST ROCHAS

For me, it's Per/u/

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>posting Contenido Prohibido
lol, peruvians being peruvians.

Fucking true! Even peruvians joke about that
You can find some cute shorstacks here and there tho

BA-SA-DO

Predictions lads? A cheeky 3-2 for Peru

Globalist shill detected!

Kidding aside, dont blame you. All asians look the fucking same to me. And i say asians because fuck if i know how your people look, aryans whit facial hair i guess?

Is guerrero still doing drugs?

Venezuelans are cool, too bad I'm too middle class to hang with them.

>tfw the Venezuelan families started moving to your town and the new girls came to school wearing nothing at all

paolo lindo

Hold up, where is the anime?

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Lol'd, sad but true

Ok, fuck you

Peru is the worst though, other countries were smart enough to regulate the immigration before it went out of control.
[spoiler]Can you guys stop coming here, there are more venezuelans than peruvians on the street, is scary.[/spoiler]

Lol. Venezuela destroyed the US in Cincinnati. They be good.

Stop being a fucking nigger and don't use spoilers on espee. If you are mad just kick them in the ass, I could care less.

We just really like our tea.

It was tea I swear I wanted all those journalists hung in the streets for slander

based

Who are the worst team in this tournament? Bolivia?

Yes. Even Qatar is objectively better

>You can find some cute shorstacks
c-can you give a sample?

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Them or qatar

I suppose at least the Bolivian players are actually Bolivians though.

perucucks

B A S A D O

Communism is the problem no shit

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Where is PERUBRO?

kino

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kek, based poo

Yeah. They have that going for them. And they are probably the toughest away match in world cup qualifying globally

Don't bully the bolitas please, they would kick ass on the ConCACAf, Qatar is Jamaica tier at best.

>poo
I'm Juan Camilo no a business trip

well, that killed my 3DPD mood. Guess I'll have to fap to anime

No qts? Kek

I regret looking this up
How lucky was I that I did't know about this freak

>anime
Look up liliana chan

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I mean, excelling at conCACAf is as almost as empty praise as you can give. Yeah. Bolivia would crush OFC.

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>inb4 el peruANO will post "those webms"

this crowd

>Empty stadium

JUST

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That empty stadium though

damn the stadium is almost empty

>more people at Canada v New Zealand in the women's world cup

stadium empty as fuck

Venezuelans are HUNGRY for a victory

>south american (((crowds)))

stadium is literally less than 10% full.

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any stream?

it's just me or the venezuelan anthem sounds like a children song?

welp

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Ticket Is expensive for the average immigrant

kek

...

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never forget

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why is the janny deleting everything
fuck off

the ticktes cost almost a half of minimum wage. whos gonna pay that to watch venezuela vs peru?

>muh six millions of indios in Spanish gas chambers

oh no no no no its happening again

Venezuela-Peru, la
what did you expect?

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>hungerzuela

I have contacted the FBI for what happened yesterday, and I also told them to check again today, just in case if HE is here.
You better watch out peruANO.

are you talking about this? give me something more obscure

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footybite doesnt work it just links you to a site that wants you to pay, fuck that.

where is an actual stream?

Empty stadium for irrelevant, made-up-to-make-Messoy-win cup

And that is why Conmebol repeatedly tried to get matches in the US

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Lol nice crowd guys

really nigger

B&RP

WHITE

>tcc fuiste a liceo de hombres y nunca disfrutaste las bondades de los liceos mixtos poblacionales sin ley

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god i wish that were me

>Half empty stadium.
I literally shit on brazilians and their favela country

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OOF

What happened yesterday?

Why are u so scared of Messi winning something with Argentina LOLXDXDZDXDXDZDZDZDZDZ

Why is it so empty?

i remember when we played peru, fun matches

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>venezuela playing in red

what are they? some form of communists?

This is more empty than the women's world cup. Want to know why? Because their tickets are 8 euros to enter and this one is minimum 120

shit camera angle again
JUST

Stream?

You have to roll down, there are the streams

>the absolute state of this crowd

Nice one brazil

>FIFA 2020 camera angle

aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Somos vinotinto!

>tfw nos you remember the "8 euro la totale" meme

>Peru

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buffstreamz.com/play/soccer-14.php

Basado y burgerpastillado

>Lower camera angle is worse

I don't get the angle meme. Looks fine on my screen.

>red

today i downloaded about 2k pics from taylor swift

gonna fap so hard to her today

VAMOS PERU

Brazilians are too poor

Kek, maybe Paraguay - Qatar will be worst

might as well play the game in Manaus

got it thanks lad

La remolacha mecánica

Its burgundy not red

thank you

hello tourist

For me is Trauko

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The aryan peruvians vs the black venezuelans

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yw

why is Peru v Venezuala a better game than Argentina v Colombia?

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i will give you burgundy

PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO PALOMO

Poor

this copa america doesn't feel comfy desu, it rather feels EMPTY

she looked good when she was new to the business before she got tossed around by DJ's and then that 1 year where Karlie Kloss took her all over the world with victorias secret so she had to get in shape to be with the models, the rest of taylor swift is shit.

Its not

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...

BASED

VIVA IL PIRU CARAJO

enjoy user

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OH NO NO NO

ANIME WINS

>gol

V A R
A
R

We just had one the other year, it's becoming less important.
>the absolute state of south america

>venezuela
>sorprender a alguien
back to CONCACAF relegation place

>Goal
>2 kills

nice

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Semen slurping

GOOOOOOOOOOOOLL SUCIOS ASQUEROSOS DE MIERDA

el venezolANO

Her back most hurt
Muh yoga bonitcho es un tremendo meme. Esos tiempos ya nunca regreseran

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DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER DER PERUANER

Why is venezuela so good at friendlies and then in a tournament they eat a goal in 6 minutes? is this just bad luck?

E O MADURO ESTA CHORANDO

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>Fariñez

Wtf based Fariñez fucked up.

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ANIME WINS AGAIN

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gol de cristal :)

Do Venezuelans rate Josef Martinez? He's considered /elite/ in our league

>The shantytown of Fariñez

NO VAR SINSON NO

That's not a goal if the keeper is injured. It's going to get VAR'd

Der VARen

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REEEEEEEEEEE
STOP
THE
VAR

theyre not good. usmnt are shit

weakmind

they are sissies who piss themselves in any serious match

4D goal hahaha

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>VAR SIMPSON

i've seen better goalkeeping at the women's world cup

wtf
VAR'D?

>cacazuelans wanting var to not count the goal
What a disgrace

Lure the hungry Venezuelans to the opposite goal with bread crumbs and win!

Its only natural a fuck it is imminent, hes been on fire this whole time.

Var sinso

who's the good guy?

Just cancel it already faggot

>goal scored
>you aren't allowed to celebrate
>wait 10 minutes because of VAR
>then you may celebrate, or not
who defends this shit?

OH NO NO NO NO
PFTTTHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

what?????

Is Peru a good country to visit if I am white dude or will I get stabbed?

OH NONONONO

INVENTARON EL VAR

Jajajajajajajka

>45+10 incoming

>offside
>nothing to do with the dead keeper
lol what

oh no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO

WTF OVERRULED

Nobody

*RING* *RING*

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Peru got VAR’D

was?

una vela?

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The amount of protection keepers get is ridiculous, VAR makes it even worse.

>Commentator doesn’t know the signal for a foul
This is amateur fucking hour

you will feel at home, peruvians are white and germanic

Siempre el peruano sufridito

EL VARZINZON

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>who defends this shit?
The team who would've lost if the illegal goal counts?

>VAR

DEJA DE ROBAR ROLDAN

VARD.com

WTF!!! lmao

El VAR Sinson

VAR'd

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Var’d

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var sinson

>VAR

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>tf
>tp

*ruins your sport*

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excuse me??

VIVA CHAVEZ

El peruANO no pinta para campeón. JAJAJA

Peru is actually pretty chill compared to the other southamerican countries, you might get robbed and beaten a little but that's it.

Why the fuck is the stadium completely empty?

Era offside desu

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Fuck Peruvians

It's Peru vs Venezuela

No era

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why are you fat

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Poor again..

niggerzuelas odds too high here, ive backed them at 3/1

Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll stick to Japan for now. Thanks.

fuck off "muh passion" autist. Football is business

N-no.. no gol... no

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>robbed

Imagine getting robbed by a 5'4" manlet

peruvians and bolivians are hyper-religious and native, they don't have the mental strength to carry out a bad crime

welp
ERA offside after all

ERA PENAL

expensive tickets

>Paolo started playing Neymarball
Fuck, he's mad and that means Peru will now play like shit, it's over guys.

You'll only get brutally murdered if you are stupid and visit the shithole districts where there isn't even anything to do or see. Otherwise you'll be fine. You'll probably get ripped off pretty often though.

Post yfw Venezuela wins

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>30 cm offside
>the gk is total shit, a useless human being
VAR should've counted 2 goals instead because of how shitty the defending team is

redpill me on ecuador my gf is from there

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>cuevas

You didn't hear about the drug addict canadian that got lynched and burned

prepare for hundreds of normies "finding themselves" by going to Machu Picchu

nice finishing

Based VAR.
Mafiafags BTFO

>CUEVA

peru kk

>CUeva

why cant she redpill you then?

CUEVA CONCHATUMADRE

Whish i had proof of my claims fellow shorstack lover, but im not social enough to ask girls for pics

I have yet to see a replay of this """ offside"""

Doesn't look like the same woman

ew that shot

Never liked it anyways

>cueva

is based Flavio Maestri playing?

because she doesn't actually exist

where's the EL PERUANO DURANTE SU NIÑEZ pasta?

I am now reminded of Peru's terrible finishing in the World Cup

because she isn't real

It is on the equator

Cuevita lol

If there are 15.000 people in this stadium and they charge 1 ticket for $120 = 1,8 million

If there are 50.000 people in the stadium and they charge 1 ticket for $36 = 1,8 million

which do you think is more likely?
The first option, that is why the stadium is so empty. You won't get a sold out stadium in porto alegre from these 2 teams. Deal with it.

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they make good chocolate

>all those crosses
>all those shots
>cant finish for shit

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Más arriba está

>Farfan is still Peru's best player in 2019

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El omero sinson

>CLAVICULA

>Cueva just have to shot direct to the goal with all his strength
>kick like a fagget to the other side
Welp.

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Why is it so empty? The south is rich

its the same girl

CUEVA CONCHA TU MADRE REEEEEE

>Google
>average IQ of Ecuador
There buddy. You are welcome

U N A M A L E T A
N
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M
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>poorzuela
>rich

Ummmmm??

It's Venezuela - Perú.

>pay 120 euro for a Perú v Venezuela match

I bought tickets to the Rubgy World Cup in Japan and they are $350. Japs are getting rich.

...

All peruvians are just in Peru, and all venezuelans are just in Peru, nobody have money for this shit.

Most South American countries do tbf

They are a very proud people. Proud about what, I can't really tell you.

Because who the fuck wants to pay for Peru and Venezuela?

>Stoppage every 2 minutes for flop

Fact: if this match was played in Miami it would 100% full

That's in dollars or reales?

i love my upside down flag frens

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>rondon

>rondon

kek

What, I can't say Varnezuela now? Though it was offside fuck.

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LOL MEMEZUELAN AREPAS > VAR

I met the grandson of some Peruvian dictator in college. He was like 5'4 lol

Or Texas, California... our your state

This

How rich are these players? They all live in Europe?

Guys last night I went to a latin american restaurant and they had these free meats on a stick called Anticucho, but they also had this sauce that was light brown and a little spicy. Does anyone know the name of this sauce? It was delucious

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question for my south american friends: should I actually finish learning spanish or does it really even fucking matter?

my current level is i can read a newspaper and get the general gist of what's happening

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>i love my upside down flag frens
>upside down

are you feeling ok user?

It sounds like a riot is gonna happen any secend now

And I love you, horizontal blaquirroja friend.

Yeah because you parasites have invaded Miami. Stay in cacazuela

no otherwise i wouldnt watch venezuela vs. peru

Barely rich except for some but still rich

why do you want to learn spanish? do you live near the CHIs or something?

EEW
fuck you JEW

do you live in northern europe or eastern europe?

Venezuela the wealthier team

Sounds like aji panca

you should watch some southamericans movies now

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What did you eat the sauce with? Some sauces are specific-foods only.

Should I watch Copa America or Copa Oro tonight? (Argentina - Colombia or Canada - Martinique) ?

Unless you want to hear broken english all the time I'd say yes

Why do you want to learn it. I would say that since you are already on that level, you may as well just continue.

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why is this stadium so empty?

4 copas

The current state of brazilian jews

>Not watching both

What do you even intend to do with it? I doubt there's really much you can gain from it and learning a language takes time. If you have an actual motivation then go for it.

The eternal (((Brazilian)))

it was a light brown semi-spicy sauce with the potato that was beside the anticucho , really light brown like the color of peanuts

kek

Obviously Canada Martinique

canada vs martinique

None of those games overlap on the schedule

That's Peruvian cuisine

castizos already taking over this country. Only a matter of time before spanish is official language

Why was Jhonder Cadiz not called up for the Copa America? He carried his team so hard this season. If it wasn't for him, they would have been relegated.

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there is actually a significant hispanic presence in my area - most of the physical labor jobs are all done by hispanics, from landscaping to home renovation type stuff.

but the real reason is being bi-lingual as a white dude is fashionable

Everyone is dying for influenza

wtf is with this match

Because we decide to fill your country instead

>The female World Cup draws larger crowds than the brazilian Copa America

the absolute state of macacolandia

viva chavez.-

Maybe you should do something about it

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Anyone has the chile one?

Drugs vs memes. You know what to do.

The Women's World Cup also has this

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Nothing besides show off at bars and clubs, lol. Maybe try to pick up some mamasitas in their native tongue. It's just for vanity really.

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is quito a nice city?
first time watching this tournament?

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el chileANO, DURANTE SU NIÑEZ,

ES ENSEÑADO A ODIAR A SUS VECINOS, Y LE LAME LAS BOTAS A SUS MAESTROS DE CAMPO LOS BRITANICOS.
EL CHILENO CHILLA ETERNAMENTE A SU CULTURA, QUE NO TIENE, Y LE ROBA A SUS VECINOS!!! LA TRISTE REALIDAD DEL CHILENO, QUIERE SER ALEMÁN CUANDO ES BOLIVIANO!!! (BOLITAA) EL ARGENTINO LE DA PENA, EL PERUANO LO REPUDIA, Y EL BOLIVIANO LO ODIA, SON LA LACRA DE SUDAMERICA, LOS MÁS ODIADOS, LOS MÁS FEOS, COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD, CHOLO CON PIOJO Y COME MUÑA

DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA ALARGADA. ojos de chino y dientes de ardilla!! NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL CHILENO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..

EL CHILENO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.... POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL CHILENO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA.. DE SER``FEO!!! ENANO CON OLOR A ``CLOACA```Y A CACA`` Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!.

We've already been over this. The cheapest tickets to women's world cup are 8 euros. In porto alegre you can't even get in with 80.

then it's worth to learn it if you live with those creatures.
>fashionable
what the fuck does this mean in this context

Did the ref give it?

>what the fuck does this mean in this context
he wants trick art hoes into thinking he's "woke"

>2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS

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Is there anything like this for Paraguay? Or is only for the Andinos?

Yeah, I only know Farfan and Guerrero, that's why I was wondering.
We're northern according to UN and our politicians, but economically we're definitely Eastern Europe.

>no VAR
Shit tourney back to wwc for me...

>empty stadium

fucking brazilians, just like during the olympics the stadium was only full for Bolt

Same here, I never leave Yea Forums so I didn't know Peru was flagged as a shitposting country, I guess i'm just fucked now.

shit match, post slags

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This game would've been better with the 1-0 and no VAR so it could be open.

The only sauce I can think of that goes along anticuchos is some ají sauce. Over here "ají" refers to any spicy sauce and, since we have several kinds of ají, the flavor depends on the type used and recipe (since it's homemade). Unless your "semi spicy" was actually super spicy, in that case it may be some rocoto sauce.

Other than that, there's a chance that misery sauce is nothing but the juices of the anticucho, since you mention it being a light brown color, but the flavor is not spicy at all.

not that i know of

These guys are collapsing

>biggest sport in country
>big tourney
>empty stadium

are huehues this poor?

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Who wants to watch this shit show live?
Would you go watch Gibraltar x Romania if they were playing in France? Because thats the football level we are talking about.

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>CUeva

I got my country's cellphones rangebanned for dabbing too hard on nintendo fanboys

No, we just know our moneys worth.

>Peru vs Venezuela
What are you expecting? The whole stadium to be full on a shit match like this?

Cueva is like flipping a coin, he either play well or play like shit, though you could say the same about the rest of the team, if we don't get this 3 points we are fucked.

based

What's with all the empty seats lads

Gibraltar never qualified for Euro 2016 but pretty much every Euro 2016 game was at least 80% full.

not me, but the stadium would be full of retards
guess you are the smart guys...

es la salsa típica hecha de pasta de ají amarillo (inventada por inmigrantes chilenos durante los 1860's, apropiada por los peruanos)

Both teams are going to get tired by the end of this first half, I predict early chimpouts in the second half

Holy shit fucking based

who the fuck would go to the stadium for Venezuela - peru? you stupid fucking cunts get out of here

more entertaining watching the mods trying to chase down this peruvian

If it's just for show then most latinas will probably find what you already know cute and would still rather have you just speak in english. Knowing some spanish helps but you def don't need to master the language for that

hues
is there anything in west Brazil except for Manaus?

this kind of triggers me tbqh

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kjjjjjj

What language is that?

I think I found it

Salsa Huancaina

>Papa a la Huancaína is a Peruvian appetizer of boiled yellow potatoes in a spicy, creamy sauce called Huancaína sauce. Although the dish's name is derived from Huancayo, a city in the Peruvian highlands, this dish is from Lima - Perú. It has become a staple of everyday and holiday cuisine throughout the country

can't wait until messi plays tonight. maybe that'll be entertaining

Fuck off Pelé. It's shameful to have only 1500 people on the stands for a Copa America match.

>my current level is i can read a newspaper and get the general gist of what's happening
Then you learned it already

Paraguay is too irrelevant to get a pasta. So are we.

sinson

>Tournament organisers said at a press conference that tickets will cost from 60 to 890 Brazilian reals (US$16 to US$240)

Would you pay $16 to watch two teams that aren't your own Yea Forums ?

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>can't wait until messi plays tonight. maybe that'll be entertaining
user, I...

Only if its MESSI

it's not 16 in porto alegre lol

>is quito a nice city?
It is for a four or five day visit

jajajaja

cmon paolo score sum fucking chalacas

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Of course I would, its entertaining honestly

Why not? $16 is cheap as fuck.

Huancaina is yellow, you're thinking of aji panca
Still huancaina is better

it means impressive.

white people who know english dont *need* to learn any other languages because English is the lingua franca of the world - everyone else needs to learn english. it's impressive when someone who doesnt need to learn another language goes out of their way to learn it

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Wow, the VAR makes the game so exciting.

venezuelan tactics are play the worst gk and rely on VAR

In the southern parts of Texas and New Mexico you're at a major disadvantage if you don't speak Spanish as a 2nd language because MOST people can.

t. Breaking Bad

Fucking cherrero

>being nowhere in the radar
Comfy desu

Brasilia, Cuiabá, Belém etc

not if you're a Venezuelan

Based as fuck. Nintoddlers BTFO.
t. Nintoddler

Well, no surprise you had me wondering, huebro. If you say light brown no peruvian will ever think of huancaína, which is yellow in color, be it light or dark. Since you mentioned peanuts I was starting to think about ocopa, which sometimes comes out in a light brown color instead of a soft green. You should try ocopa as well, huebro.

man, venezuelans earn like 50 cents per day of work in average. they can't afford those tickets

>play the worst gk
>last time Venezuela played argentina they won 3-1
Kek

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for me it's mina

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lmao
if you guys think that this match has empty seats, wait until Paraguay x Qatar.
They barely sold 2000 tickets until now

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Big oof

This game is cringe

how is a Venezuelan immigrant living and working in the south of Brazil going to have 60 reals + travel to spare on a football match

wew

Would you rather have
1. All matches with full stadiums in USA but without soul

or

2. Group stage matches empty in south America but the final filled with SOUL

I think you know the answer. Also fuck mods eat my shit.

that only shows how bad MEssi and friends club is

Canada Women v New Zealand Woman was unironically better

Yo tengo una paloma llamada Mimi

keep shilling your dumb garbage

qatar?? why the hell are they in this?

huge fan of Argentina 98 and Ariel Ortega here

just passing by to pay my respects
*bows respectfully*

>el porterANO sin compensacion

Yeah, but the question asked us would I pay the $16 to watch teams I don't care about. MLS games aren't even that cheap here.

>people are just now finding out about Qatar and Japan
Read a fucking article bro

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Asian champion and next WC host

>get drunk
>crash your car
what a legend

You aight roachboy

For me it's Qatar

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>The absolute state of this argnigger
Fariñez is literally one of the top latin american goalkeeping prospects. If you paid attention to football outside of your insecure, european wanna-be country's league, you'd probably know.

She looks like Kasumi from DOA

if you wanted me to go to the stadium why didn't you schedule it to play in Foz do Iguasu?

Hey I'll be in Chios Island in a couple of days
Give me the quick rundown

My dick

Now that I think about it, the qatari sultans shouldve bought all tickets for all Qatar matches and distributed them for free.
[spoiler]Even then they woulve been empty, lmao[/spoiler]

reminder there is "ANYONE EXCEPT MESSI" agenda

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robbery and begging is a grest deal for them

turn on the tv m8, he really plays like shit

apehoop ended just two days ago and people suggested i watch the copa to fill the void. i just assumed it was SA only

How much is it to see MLS?

So yea, theres nothing.

I paid $15 10 years ago for a woman world cup match, North Korea vs Japan. It was worth it

rent a scooter,eat gyros mostly and avoid the expensive taverns,score some mdma,get drunk and high before going out to save money,avoid getting mistaken for a Paki if you're brown and have fun ;)

Inviting Mexico play in Copa America would guaranteed Full stadiums even in Brazil.

Is FIFA that dumb? Do they understand economics. whatt..

Yeah, basing your judgment of a player on a single misplay. You must be a top talent scout.

lets get this started early

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

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Beer change for the capos.

they need to compete, since they're already in the WC

Copa America isnt organized by FIFA.

>what is the gold cup
Are you retarded?

imho I think that the Copa should be at USA but you know, we are hosting this year to see if we can get out of recession. Lets see if it works

He is in Fox Sports Pooru

Thats just how ugly peruvian women are.

I´d rather post food. I'm hungry

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Mexico rejected the invitation in order to have their squad ready for the >>>conCACAf ""gold"" cup

what kit is this? i'm rooting for them

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Quien tiene la wena naty?

shitty game

Well it looks like tickets for the Galaxy have gone down a bit. Against Toronto they range from $17 - $450. Against LAFC though the cheapest is $77

Inb4 it doesn't work

Why yeah, perfect place to bring your qt and spend some good time

My peepee is hard

Post BUNDA

COLOMBIA PAPA

Colombia, i think

Colombia

Iran

Peru actually invites tons of countries, other countries simply don't want to come, in case of Mexico they know they will even get crushed by Bolivia so they don't want to come, though after these 2 matches of this Copa I think nobody is going to be scared of us anymore, god, why southamerica suck so much now.

Based

Jajajaja

Which makes no sense because they're leaving a bunch of starters off of the gold cup squad.

Kek

New Thread

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no one wants to play international tournaments anymore it's all a fucking meme with no reward, they get $10 million contracts in europe and if you are injured you're fucked.

based

Based and generouspilled

nope, venezuelans are mostly mulatto or zambo, peru is mostly amerindian, dont fall for latino is a race, its a cultural group (and a macro one, theres cultural differences between regions too). About language, accent is different, so its not like they blend anywhere, maybe colombia.

are getting? they already are, they spend 90$ for a melon...

or Peru: 50% Peru 50% Venezuela

would help to visit spain later on, and youll get some understanding of portuguese and even french, I think its not a bad deal, gj

spam one for uruguay, i bet you can piss off one of em enough to get one