/cyc/ - Critérium du Dauphiné Stage 7

hour and half
also, watch belgium tour, you cowards

belgium tour is almost as irrelevant as the vuelta, pass

Imagine only starting the coverage at 15:15

ASO needs to fuck off

>Horse category to finish
It's Pinot's time to shine

>Horse category

ARE YOU READY

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You must've forgotten a certain rider still in the peloton

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I regret to inform you, that Brits are at it again.

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he will lose the jersey today

If it was SImon I'd root rot him, but Abdul Yates is simply not good enough in my opinion.

Can anyone explain why ASO won't sell live coverage rights for the full stages? It's not like the don't have cameras on helis not in the air

>Chris Froome diagnosed with additional sternum and vertebrae fractures
>Team Ineos leader could face six weeks in hospital after time in intensive care
>Chris Froome suffered fractures to his sternum and the C7 neck vertebrae, as well as his right femur, elbow and ribs, during his crash at the Critérium du Dauphiné, meaning he could be in hospital for up to six weeks and need six months to fully recover.

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Feel quite ambivalent about this. Feel for him, as it's a horrible way to fuck yourself up, but am loving it, for the good of cycling.

Wellens attacks!

>André Greipel quits Critérium du Dauphiné with stomach virus, which could put his Tour de France at risk

Remco's gonna get him back

He should consider himself lucky if he can ride a bike again never mind get back racing. Probably already lucky to be alive

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turns out, the crash only gave him a little road rash. the majority of his injuries occurred when the team car accidentally ran over him.

what is dead may never die

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Holy shit, that was one hell of an accident.
Might be time for him to call it quits.

I feel the same. Froome didn't seem a bad guy to me but it's going to be so much better for the entertainment value of cycling if Sky/Ineos fucks off.

ARE YOU REEEEAAADDDYYYYYY

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The size of this lad. Truly a category for the horses

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Wellens btfo by a 19 year old on lbl parcours

Shameful display, really. Also, Serry should get some kind of a bonus for his work today.

Wellens needs some sunscreen

This lad is on PCS every day. He must be there GOAT of the mickey mouse tier races

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The other two looks like they have trouble following this midget on the flat. Unreal.

Exposement incoming

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Well, Remco got it. Tomorrow is flat stage.

Inshallah

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FOG

>foggy rain
kino incoming

GC for Belgium Tour

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Is this a hard stage?

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>getting btfo by a zoomer

Is this a serious question?

Hardest in the race.

Perfect Pinot weather

Foggy

perfect weather for the queen stage

It's his time to shine

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Incoming lightning strikes.

>the absolute state of frog television

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Thunderrrrrrr

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>rainy descent
>ads
fuck eurosport

>transmission is dead
thanks for nothing, 'Straya

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and images are gone
fuck your comfy rain and thunder

it's his year la

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>Thunderstorm with hails
Uncomfy racing

re-translator died, it's not eurosport's fault

yeah the commentator is explaining right now that they don't have a feed

what is the protocol for thunderstorms and hail?

Don`t take your helmet off.

they said something about changing the route if it hails to avoid people dying in the descend

Meanwhile, Tour de Suisse is live right now.

>There are little chinks coming through
Wtf raimi?

Is back

just a TT nothing interesting will happen

For me, its Lutsenko

but a long climb like that is not for him though

Abdul Chaim Yates is getting E X P O S E D today

based

What did he mean by this?

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BASED

Cort and Hansen in front

>not using swimmingsuits

he's gonna say it

well, what now?

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lmao the road before the finish line turned into a river

Based finish also i want the stuff Vino gives to his classics guys

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Based

Based

>using wheels

me in the middle

Why does Marocco look better than Israel in the ads ?

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how many riders will drown today?

>using roads in the netherlands 2050

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why is she wearing a helmet?

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Sharks

Me in the left

You beat me to it

to protect from sharks and piranhas

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>Dumoulin going on altitude training in two days
>bad weather today and tomorrow in Dauphiné

4d chess?

Never forget.

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Movistar killing people, nice

its a shame we have no froome footage to post in every tdf thread

Such a great rider Cort Nielsen

I want a grand tour adding special stages:
-one on mountain bikes
-one on water bikes on a lake
-one like cyclocross or entirely as strade bianche
-a time trial on a steep descent
would be fun

Honestly, skeleton running webm should be posted every thread

Lol, what's that for a storm that happened there...

I'd watch that.

Anyone got the latest Fugl-O-Meter readings?

One man left for Movistar. It's nearly time

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nairo attack

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEE
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
TOOOOOOOOOO

RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>quintana attack

Cort riding like a madman

Quintana attack

QUINTANA ATTACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>Quintana attacks

LMAO

QUINTANAAAAAAAAAA

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Kwiatkowski climbs better when he's domestique than when he's the leader

Is this bizarro cycling?

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It's 100%

ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA

I just cant like Movistar their leaders suck and their tactics as well

Your tour de france 2019 podium:
1. Pinot
2. Quintana
3. Bernal

ATAQUCE

DE

NAIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

QUUUUUUUUUUUUUIINNNNNNTAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wtf I swear I posted this 1 sec before it actually happened
amazing, thx nairo

They literally just won a grand tour a few weeks ago

more like Nibbles lost it due to his mind games with roglic

Got the latest

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Wield this power wisely.

t. didn't watch the giro

I predict a lightning strike on the peloton.

>Everybody getting sick before the tour
Should have gone to Switzerland

1. Pinot
2. Buchmann
3. Fuglsang

>implying chadapaz didn't btfo everyone with his mad tactics.

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Tour de Suisse was litteral Hell last year.

aren't they insulated by the rubber on the wheels ?

PINOT GETTING READY

ANGREB FRA FUGLSANG

DET SKER

Coup d'Astana

HERE COOOOMMMEEESSS PINOT

Fulsang is doing it.

you'd better say Nursultan

Lmao, I predicted that Quintana's attack wouldn't be larger than 5 meter distance yesterday.

Well, I wasn't that wrong.

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You and me both
Classic Quintana

He rode for several minutes tb h.

Based Nazarbaïev

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Cars have been struck by lightning.

All Quintana attacks are beautiful size doesn't matter!

Correct :^)

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WHERE ARE YOUUU
AND IM SO SOOORRY

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That's just what guys with small Quintana attacks say.

they have a battery and a complex electric circuit; maybe the electronic gear-shifting system on a bike could be a problem? I don't think so

Seems like i have to get the player again with their constant anglo rider dicksucking on Eurosport UK

FUCK INEOS

You now remember Richard Porte

Who?

Wtf...why is Pinot not attacking?

Trips and Cort wins in a reduced sprint

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Who?

Who? Sounds irrelevant

Dickie Porte, favourite for the maillot juane

P

you now remember Rohan Dennis

Richie Pork the eternal enemie of Ahmed Yates

gentleman's agreement between the favorites to not attack untill the tour
they need to save energy

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De vogel is begonnen te zingen Michel

too many riders still in the lead group. obviously they are going easy

Jesus Christ he looks like an ayy lmao

BARDET

FUGLSANG

WOOOO

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we need that nurse from metal gear solid

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>bardet's """"""""""attack"""""""""""

Porte exposed once again

BOOK-MAN

ALLEZ BARDET
/AG2R/
>duplicate file
damn you

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The group is still pretty big they are going slow imh o.

> Quintana

>Can'tana

Quintano dead, we are asking too much from this 54 years old.

he is still on hot seat rn

Pinot is getting ready for tomorrow.

Probably because of the bad weather

JAKOB

ITS OVER

ABDUL YATES

KOM SÅ JAKOB FORHELVEDE

Since when is Birdsong a GS contender?

Based Jakob

>Yikes

>attacking in the last km

Lmao you are not gonna gain enough time anyway

Since 2012 when he placed 7th in the tour, and been progressing ever since

Since he won this race in the past.

2017

the same year he joined Astana hmmmmmm....

He may win this but he's gonna get btfo at le tour of le france.

Damn its my two favourite riders in this race fighting for the stage win

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I'm sorry for him but the Tour will be more enjoyable this year.

:^)

He won the Dauphine in 2017, newfriend

The virgin attacks. The chad ACCELERATIONS

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yikes
you
can't

inb4 watercycling

INEOSWINSLOL

FULSANG BTFO

Hate Froome, but he would have destroyed these riders with +2 minute advantage.

>yikes

>skywinslol

Based skelly lieutenant

Fuglsang is the worst finisher in the peleton

STOLEN!

You got cucked hard lmao

>Quintana

Fuglsang coming in Fuglsangth

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK POOULS POWLS POOP FUCK INEOS

Swiss cycling legend, Jakob Fuglsang

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I made a webm for you

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>froome dies
>suddenly one of his domestiques wins

uhmmmmmmmmmmm

Birdsong in yellow

Quintana dropped by Dylan fucking Teuns and no excuses man. CAREER OVER

rip can'tana

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Poels would be a GC contender and not a domestique for any other team than Sky

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Movistar is so fucked up once Carapaz and Landa moves away.

Still sees himself as a top contender for the tour

>Woutwinslol
Is this the new QWL?

Maybe but have any past SKY domestiques-who-left proved themselves in GC?
>Landa
>Porte
>Literally Who
>Konig (he's ded)

GC

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Bernal will win

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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raging skelly

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INEOS MERDA

But only if sir Dave allowed him to keep his e-pinarello and spare batteries.

Not really, top 10 at best.

POELS CULO

Thanks, hard to believe they raced those lol.
That pedal spin cracks me up.

FUCK Team INEOS and FUCK Wout Poels

Have you forgotten either 2015 or 2016 where he literally dragged Froome up the mountain every day? He looked very elite then

Poels was never able to handle the pressure, his only good results came when he was not the team leader. I think its also the type of guy he is, he is perfectly fine being a domestique with a top salary living in Monaco, I dont think he is a winner type of guy.

>Froome's career ends shortly before tdf
>Ineos still has the two best riders
They need to put a budget limit on the teams to even it out t b h

Boring shit crap.

I feel like the captains of the respective team except for Ineos, suck hard, and the supporters/lieutenants are actually stronger.

The Tour will be so easy for G.Thomas and Ineos. Only competition will be Bernal.

Quintana attacks, is out of the the top 10.
This guy is nothing but disappointment.
No way he wins TDF.

They will have Carapaz soon as well....

This. Even this year when he was team leader at Algarve and Geoghegan Hart did perfect domestique job for him, he still was cucked by neo-pro Slovenian barely out of his teens.

there's a difference between riding everyday like a gc contender and only riding some of the days like domestiques. Sure they are impressive on certain days but you don't see them chilling in the gruppetto on other days. That's why all those sky riders haven't amounted to anything. They cant handle riding everyday

Youre thinking way too highly of Thomas. Nobody expected him to win the tour even at the end of it, because he always fucks it up somehow, either by having a crash or a bad day. To me it seems that he just got lucky this tour, and im sure he cant be lucky two years in a row.

>attacks his way out of top 10
so this is the power of quintana attacks

He literally beat the rest of the top 10, barring Froome, Bernal, Thomas and Poomou

True I guess, tho I remember being impressed that year because we did actually see him everyday (or it at least felt like that)

Based happy skelly

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So who's gonna stop sky at the tdf now?

>poomoulin dead
>can'tana in shambles
>bardet lel, may not even top 10
>pinot is gonna >pinot
>porte should be in his retirement house already
>fulsang and yates never deliver

Well, he won the Tour and had back to back mountain stage wins.
His results before were all shit, whatever they gave him, it worked.

But who should challenge him?
I haven't seen one rider today that was showing some form that is pointing towards a possible Tour winner.

This is the year of the bird, but he won't beat Bernal

They just juices him good since froome last year was a wild card after having done the giro.

Porte and Landa looked elite too

DELETE THIS

Just like landa lmao, when they move to other teams they don't get to have the same medical programme.

y halo thar

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If he doesn't crash he's gonna take 2-3 minutes outta everyone in that TT and it'll be over

TJ van Garderen

>thomas
>not crashing
Last year was a fluke
Unless Froomey took Geraint's designated crash this year
wow

Tour de Sussie stage results

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he can't even win his domestic races

OH NO NO NO NO

>geraint not even in the top 10

We may do it lads.

9th place is 53" down but the 10th is 11"?

the last tt is like 4 weeks from now. if anything hes probably one of the best in terms of coming into form outta everyone else

>TJ van Garderen
Yes, you might be right, could be the dark horse choice.

aussie aussie aussie
oi oi oi

idk, swiss are retarded

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>no INEOS in top 10

Based

Well, it was a short flat TT stage, all the specialists are in front and almost nothing separates them.

Actually, G.Thomas is only 17 seconds down on the first, he is in top form already out of all GC contenders.

Relevant are

>13 Thomas Geraint 0:17
>26 Bernal Egan 0:23
>39 Aru Fabio 0:30
>70 Mas Enric 0:43

Bernal is most impressive. Nice from Aru as well after the surgery.

>you now remember Fabio ARUUUUUUUUUU

Indeed, but still behind the now Ineos leader.
And as long as he finishes behind him in the TTs, he will have to work for him in the mountains I assume.

This kills the competition.

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cookie man is kill
youtube.com/watch?v=Sm00ghvNIRw

who is this?

The strongest amateur rider in the world.
He was training for the olympics and probably would have made it

Called it that Abdullah Yikesyoucan't would get BTFO today

I really really like the way his name is evolving

TJ shall win Dauphiné tomorrow

>Turn in Le Mans
>Kirby's on the mic
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO