Why don't Real Madrid go for him?

PSG are offering £340k per week on top of an insane transfer fee and free Uber Eats service, only oil clubs can afford to pay 19 year olds that shit

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He doesn't fit into their psychopath template.

EDER MILITAO is better, but doesnt get the same hype

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No he'll play for PSG because they are offering £340k per week on top of an insane transfer fee, only oil clubs can afford to pay 19 year olds that shit

PSG are offering £340k per week on top of an insane transfer fee and free Uber Eats service, only oil clubs can afford to pay 19 year olds that shit

You see it’s very simple... PSG are offering £340k per week on top of an insane transfer fee and free Uber Eats service, only oil clubs can afford to pay 19 year olds that shit

Cmon OP, everybody knows that PSG are offering £340k per week on top of an insane transfer fee and free Uber Eats service, only oil clubs can afford to pay 19 year olds that shit

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the last thing this thread needed was your selfie

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he's a choker

>Why don't Real Madrid go for him?

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Imagine being The man mountain in that team and having to be all like "damn, Matthijs, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your running out of position and getting megged multiple times a game’ I would totally partner you, both for my club and national side" when all he really wants to do is win another CL with his mates. Like seriously imagine having to be Van Dijk and not only cover while de ligt flaunts his lack of footballing brain in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his shit descision making and questionable turning circle, and just sit there, game after game, mistake after mistake, while the media repeatedly suck his dick. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous agent but his haughty attitude as everyone in the team tells him YOU DESERVE 300K A WEEK and DAMN DE LIGT IS THAT TALENTED??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his stupid fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen from phil jones. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of clean sheets and premier league strikers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO YEAR CAREER coming straight out of holland. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as he parrots 'PSG or Barca' at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "genius (for that is what she calls herself)" defending, the genius she worked so hard for with thes best academy in the world spoonfeeding him before he leaves at the first opportunity. And then he wants a bit of help, and you know you could kill every single person on the team before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Virgil Van fucking Dijk. You're not going to lose your future balon dor over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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gonna steal this and repost it for yous 2bh

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Because Perez hates Raiola.

>le only good at headers unproven defender man

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Kek.

I'm seriously glad we're not after him, seriously think he'd get exposed hard in the PL, he seems to have the Lovren "brainess dog chasing a ball" thing about him where he is prone to just run 30 yards out of position to try make a header or tackle that he doesn't need to, then get megged and leave a gaping hole in defence

He's not even worthy of cleaning the boots of Ramos and Varane