Despite playing together for 9 years, the goat wasn't even invited to sergio's wedding

despite playing together for 9 years, the goat wasn't even invited to sergio's wedding
mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sergio-ramos-hits-ex-real-16510921
oh nonono

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Ramos is just jealous that Ronaldo is the GOAT

Ramos, 2 euros, 1 WC, 4 CLs, qualified real for the 2014 final, saved real from defeat in the 2014 final, scored in the 2016 final. ramos another player carrying ronaldo

Because he would try to make it about himself. Not suitable at a wedding obviously, but ronaldo wouldn't have the social skills to understand that.

no surprise
he probably wouldnt have gone
and if he did he would have taken all the attention away from sergio on his big day

t-minus x minutes until Twain flips out and cries about Messi lmfao

Ever noticed how he's always alone on his IG pics? Never any other football player he's bro with? He's a loner.
And Ramos didn't invite probably because he's annoying at parties. And if he's at your party, it's not your party anymore.

he's too busy working out

does he ever hang out? he's always with his family members and his boy- best friend. Evra told back in United ronaldo invited him to his place and all they did were football related things in his backyard, like juggling and shit lmao

Donaldo is an egoist who only cares about himself
Not a big surprise

Do you invite all your work mates to your wedding?

Also what the fuck, the guy wasn't married yet?

>and shit lmao
Iirc they ate a chicken and swam miles afterwards to burn calories. Ronaldo confirmed more autistic than Messi.

At least he hangs out with humans
Alexis only takes pics with his dogs

Messi didn't play for Madrid you fool.

He is jealous of him winning Balon DORs and getting all the credit after he carried his ass TWICE in finals.

This

He doen't want his bride to get wet when she sees the goat.

>work
>your wedding
go back to twitter normie

>normie

nigger the dogs aren't gonna feed themselves

>marrying a woman who is almost a decade older than you
cringe

Ronaldo is the bateman kind of autistic, Messi is the quiet beta kind of autistic

Didn’t pique do the same? Shakira is older correct?

yeah.
why do they do it? these guys could easily do a dicaprio and spend their lives swapping 20year olds

yeah but both of them are probably tired and bored of fucking 20 something air headed slags

Holy cringe lol

Damn that bitch is 41. Watch her hit the wall the moment he slaps on the ring.

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well, he just recieved notification of the rape charges and the ongoing investigation so it evens out

But that’s Shakira

So this is Yea Forums now?
Commenting weddings? What the fuck, are you people 40 old hags drinking tea and knitting a sweater?

I always knew he was based, but not that based.

Based leo getting Gisele before tom brady

Based. He should get a couple honorary Oscars on this fact alone.

Hahah this guy

1999 Gisele was the hottest woman I've ever seen. To think any 20 year old Chad had a chance with her without being a billionaire would be illogical. Only DiCaprio could fuck that.

>Ronaldo stands up to give toast at Ramos' wedding
>clears yhroat
>inaudible conversations continue
>taps wine glass with spoon
>crowd is silenced
>takes out not from pocket
>people anxiously wait for speech
>TSUUUUUUUUUUU

Ramos not wanting Ronaldo to spill spaghetti all over his wedding confirmed

>quiet beta
>doesn't dive for calls and is still the goat while not being a set piece babby is now beta

oof

>brings his PR team to the wedding

he's afraid that he'll rape someone. at least that what happened the last time tsu went out to party

>I get older, they stay the same age

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>imagine dicaprio playing his own inevitable biopic

Titanic came out in '97.....

CGI Dicaprio would play himself, real DiCaprio would be the narrator ala Rose in Titanic

This doesn't surprise me. Both Ronaldo & Messi have minds that are 100% football, 100% of the time.
Retirement is going to crush them both.

>At least he hangs out with humans
>Alexis only takes pics with his dogs
Well, dogs are objectively better than humans, so that's easy to understand.

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Fuck off zoophile freak

Imagine the fucking conversations tho
It's one thing when you're in your teens or early 20's, but it's pretty hard on a grown man to have to listen to:
>"I blah mine my blah I my me blah mine I me I mine blah my blah mine I blah I blah me mine I blah blah my I mine blah blah me I mine blah I blah me blah mine blah I me mine my I me I me..."

He's 45, ffs.
You kind of have to wonder why he refuses to grow up.

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...really weird that you'd think of sex as soon as someone mentions that universal friendship between humans and dogs.

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cope

>Talking to women
That's what men are for

>post wall roastie seething

Ecuador, I see.
pic related - have a nice dinner.

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>Friendship with an animal
oh no no no no

Don't mind if I do

naw, you're seeing things wrong.
talking from experience.
I'm old af and remember well when I'd just had enough, I was out on a date with a 21-year-old (I was 10+ years older) and I got to a point where I just couldn't fucking listen to this shit anymore.

To be fair, it's obviously not every female that age - just a lot of them. Maybe Leo is fine with having women as basically just a toy, but I'd rather spend quality time with mine.

Guys are great, but you'll see when you get older that guys aren't around - because they've married and have families and wives they spend their time with.

Your grandfathers and great-grandfathers didn't come home from work and hang out with the boys, unless they were homeless or criminals.
They came home to their FAMILIES.
This whole "hanging with the boys!" bullshit is a recent marketing invention.
It sells beer, but it's infantilizing a whole generation of men.

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C O P E

Underrated and redpilled

>Your grandfathers and great-grandfathers didn't come home from work and hang out with the boys
No, they came home to dinner on the table and a woman who knew to shut the fuck up.

>No, they came home to dinner on the table and a woman who knew to shut the fuck up.
No, that's a new attitude, too.
Unless you're Muslim.
Are you Muslim?
Men hating women is not a Western thing, bud.

You're a fucking moron

Yes they do.

messi is clearly the quiet shy kid that got bullied

Stop arguing with children. You are right. Everybody in real life knows you are right. This is Yea Forums, it's not a place for logic.

>implying TSU can be invited by anyone
it's TSU who invites, not the other way around.

i know that feel bro just dont argue here man, almost everybody is an incel here

he is /our/ guy

>not wanting a hot older woman

>dabbing on your dead dogs
bit inappropriate

they all have the same look