/hoc/ — Laugh At Boston Edition

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i gave up when other posters became disinterested and also no one wanted to gm. was just a meme lad.

dm

fine

Do Finnish people keep up with the NHL? Or is it all about Liiga there?

Liiga is bigger of course but most of the hockey fans keep up with NHL as well. I have no interest in Liiga though.

why not?

it proved itself as the superior league tho

My city don't have a team and I've never had a favourite team

I stopped posting after the hill billys got BTFO. I'll be back when they come back

>ywn have an nhl player give a /hoc/er a shoutout on his son's twitch stream

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yeah but i mean isn't liiga on at prime hours for you? why not watch?

It's behind a paywall...

fucking gary

>wanted the ruins and blose to lose at the same time
Fuck you gary

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unironically thinking it's >my team's year this upcoming season

who lad

Who? >"""statistics""" still say TB is the favourite kek

>he didn't wake up early to go play hockey this morning

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/cric/ bullied me as if i'm sebbo lads

they've already melted the ice in my local rink

>HUGE

What did >rags mean by this?

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>canadians laugh at boston for losing stanley cup final
>meanwhile canadian teams haven't won a stanley cup in a quarter century
pretty cringe if i say so myself

Like 15 years ago they went semi kike with tv-rights and reduced it single match a month, weekly highlights show on free channels and finals. They went ultra schlomo when it came to tv-rights about decade ago. That killed interest from many casual fans and even match attendance has declined for a decade or so.

fuck the devils

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one eye on the cup, other on the puck

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Getting my bloodwork done lads

Are they retarded? What an incredibly shortsighted decision

why the long face lol

You know why we are laughing at the bruins though right? It’s not like they were hyped up endlessly with some insane first line where doc kept orgasming whenever he said “perfection line”.

based

1 week until

>rags

imagine thinking kaapo will escape the devils

I’m pretty sure that the devils are drafting Hughes no matter what

>66
>88
>55

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not even worried, good ol ontario boy jack will be the first pick

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>66
>88
>55
>55

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that's what gary wants you to think

Panarin-Zibanejad-Kakko would be a decent first line

would also make a decent b-movie

cric, cric
finna cric, cric
cric, cric
finna cric, cric

*DABS*

hoc btfo yet again

>implying panarin will be a rag
That’s a yikes my friend

Yeah he will be a kitten

/hoc/ succ coc

>nobody mentions them
>suddenly we all are talking about cric

How many procents did your ice have before they melted it? I assume the new ice will have more.

Panthers reportedly offering Reimer to teams
A possible indication that Bob may be looking to join the Panthers to solve their goalie situation?

I believe Bob is done deal

Cric

/cric/ is attacking our beloved Stan Lee

Cric

Shut the fuck up subhumans

For me it's crocket

Crochet is the true and basedest sport that starts with C

chirp

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for me it's croquettes

Would be huge for the Panthers
Especially if they manage to convince Panarin to tag along
Reckon Quenneville is a coach players would want to play for

cricket wins yet again. nice try kids

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On the contrary my Middle Eastern friend, /hoc/ is truly the greatest general dedicated to the greatest sport with the greatest trophy

Why is this rivalry a thing?

Cultural bantz between the Anglo countries I guess

Today, I shall remind them

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>/cric/
>Anglo countries
what did he mean by this?

some many pakies and lebbos itt it's starting to look like a comment section of an instagram thot

Anglo provinces and former places they conquered

even the supposed hockey nations know

False flag beyond belief

HAHAHAHAHA

JUST FOUND OUT NO CANADIAN TEAM HAS WON THE (CANADIAN) STANLEY CUP TROPHY FOR 9,502 DAYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING

cope

based desu

>I just found out Australia lost a war
>to emus
Oh no that's awful tha-
AHA AHAHA... Aha... ahem.... excuse m-AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO N-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*heavily inhales through nose*

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FAC-
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Have sex

>Ontario boy

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@93465145
this cope is unbelievable

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THIS is the post

Yes people do dumb shit with the cup. Can you do that?

the state of canadian brainlets

>shenanigans with the cup is a bad thing
C O P E

>canadian titles in an american basketball competition since 1994: 1
>canadian titles in a canadian hockey competition since 1994: 0
lads
LADS

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Oh boy I can’t wait to be fighting with cric for like 6 fucking more days until the draft

Oh boy I can’t wait to be fighting with cric for like 6 fucking more days until the draft

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I bet Minnesota Wild will draft some fucking bust again this year. Will probably be Vasili Podkolzin or Payton Krebs

we did it /hoc/

we defeated /cric/ once again

*bends over*
*farts in your face*

Yeah but even an afternoon shower beats /cric/ so it feels kinda hollow

incel

There’s a whole fucking board for international shitposting. Use it

>be /hoc/
>get an ENTIRE SEASON defeated by a labor dispute
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

Ahahahaha

Have six

SEETHING

There’s a whole fucking board for international shitposting. Use it

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>/hoc/ tapping out already

easiest win of our lives. its TSUUUposting all over again

based tarasenko

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based leaf

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kek

this HAS to be made up.
no country and no sport can be THAT comical

Can't help but feel like this wouldn't have happened had I been awake for this nonsense

Can't help but feel like this wouldn't have happened had I been awake for this nonsense

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New alternative angle of the greatest picture taken during the playoffs

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get fucked Boston

>Go Wings

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Very based

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I'm from /cric/ but don't let them know I'm a Wings fan

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...

Your secret is safe with me fren. Who are the Wongs of cr*cket?

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I guess Australia as they're tied the oldest team and had like nearly 2 decades of being absolute garbage in the 70's/80's before becoming great again in the 90's to early 00's

>tfw both Wings and Aus are turning to shit in the last few years

I could beat your dog into a fucking pulp and you wouldn't do a thing but cry for me

Wings do at least have some possible bright players in the future. They need a goalie and proper defense regardless

Larkin a first and veleno for trouba Hellebuyck and perrault

Shut the fuck up sam

NHL TEAMS WITHOUT CAPTAINS
>Detroit Red Wings
>New York Rangers
>Ottawa Senators
>Toronto Maple Leafs
>Vancouver Canucks
>Vegas Golden Knight
What's your prediction, /hoc/? (finns AND latvians please do not reply, thank u in advance)

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>Wings
Larkin
>Rags
No idea
>Sens
Chabot?
>Leafs
Rielly
>Canucks
No idea
>Knights
Stone

>Detroit Red Wings
Larkin
>New York Rangers
Zibanejad
>Ottawa Senators
Borowiecki. I'm not even kidding. Screenshot this.
>Toronto Maple Leafs
Matthews. He will demand a trade if Reilly gets it.
>Vancouver Canucks
Horvat
>Vegas Golden Knight
Stone

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>Red Wings
D-BO$$
>Rags
no fucking clue
>Snes
Chabot
>Laffs
Rielly or Tavares
>Canucks
Bo Horvat
>Golden Showers
Stone

Remember when Luongo was captain? Fuck the Vancouver Cachokes are retarded

>Detroit Red Wings
Vili Saarijärvi
>New York Rangers
Kaapo Kakko
>Ottawa Senators
Rudolfs Balcers
>Toronto Maple Leafs
Kasperi Kapanen
>Vancouver Canucks
Olli Juolevi
>Vegas Golden Knight
Erik Haula

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This is a pretty solid post desu

This is the post

To be fair he did do a okay job at that

From a Previous Thread...

youtube.com/watch?v=y07FeSacYpE|

the coolect goal Alfredsson scored as a win.

Too bad the Red Wings were on the way down.

>Haula
Yes, yes this is indeed the post I was looking for. Very good.

...

Cannot wait for the endless chiraqi faggots to show up here for the draft day

Fucking beavers chewed up my old wood hockey sticks

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Most of the time (90-95%) its the goalies fault.

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pulju to captain the rangers to stan lee

that's a weird looking meadow

If vegas had a healthy Haula they would have beaten the sharks in 5, avs in 4, blues in 7, and bruins in 6.

now listen here mister

Chew the wood
Build the dam
Be a beaver
Be a man

Fuck off dick tickler

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good morning brothers

good morning kippers

nice moose

>no games today

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111 more mornings till hockey

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/hoc/ literally quivers now a days whenever /cric/ comes to shit up a thread. sad.

suck my wang, crypto-finn

guess i'll just go back to bed

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Wake up early
Bite the tree
Drag to river
Home for me

>AND latvians
thinking this is NOT very based

Love being a based phonechad

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post yfw when that one belarussian guy goes first overall on friday

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i reckon /hoc/ can fuck around and make the world cup of cricket if we were bored enough.

Protas?

ya goofed it

Slap my tail on the water
Beaver lodge
For son and daughter

what did james bond mean by this?

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based Vladislav Kolyachonok

I tried to make hill billys but it got smushed daddy now please delete every post that isn't beaver poetry

Where the Pukeston Pukestain posters at?

over at /cric/

Rate my OC

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spooky dooky

brad are you ok
are you ok brad

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where my rags bros at?

going to have sex today lads

/lifelong/ rags fan since next friday right here

think of us

sorry man I am only going to think about the cute asian girl I'm going to fuck

>k*ppers
>cute
>girl

fake

>trading away your future for one (1) playoff round
reminder that ted's team is going to explode and I will laugh until I die

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think about your grandpa fucking that cute asian girl

it's like you want him to ejaculate prematurely

hockey

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I never think about Finland or Finnish people.

i like it, maybe make one with the pic of drunk brett hull playing with his nipples

Frick the gosh darn sun to be honest

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but secretly you do

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Aw yeah buddy we need way more Elias "Basically McJesus but better" Pettersson up in this thread, all that animal does is butters perfect passes, pops bottles pops pussies so keep your finger on that lamp light limpdick cause the forecast is goals.

Fuck your cookie jar and your water bottles, you better get quality rubbermaids bud cause she's gonna spend a lot of time hitting the fucking ice if Elias has anything to say about it. Blistering Wristers or fat clappers, this fuckin guy can't be stopped.

If I had a choice of one attack to use to kill Hitler I would choose a Pettersson snipe from the top of the circle because you fucking know his evil dome would be bouncing off the end boards after that puck is loosed like lightning from the blade of God's own CCM. I'd just pick up the phone and call Elias Pettersson at 1-800-TOP-TITS where he can be found earning his living at the back of the goddamn net. The world record for a recorded sniper kill is 3,540m, but that's only because nobody has asked ya boi Pettersson to rip any wristers at ISIS yet.

If i had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Elias Pettersson to live forever, and the third would be for Elias to plant one right on my cheek

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Is Winnipeg really that shitty a place to live? Yes, it likely is. It's really fucking cold and people still seem upset about Eric's Trip breaking up. Sometimes I like to go out and listen to the Sisters of Mercy with like 5 other people that are scared to talk to each other. Mostly we stay inside, sometimes go to Safeway and get some stuff, I like fruit salad and cigarettes, but I can't smoke here anymore anywhere and not much fruit grows here in the warm season, maybe crab apples or something. Never really liked those and Al hates rhubarb with a passion. I hope to die here under the wheels of a transit bus with a picture of Randy Bachman on the side.

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i do believe this is a lie

they plague my thoughts on a constant basis. I can't close my eyes without seeing some jesse puiljujarvi looking ass finn staring right back at me. I can't fucking enjoy hockey anymore.
I'm glad the Smegators never have Finns on their roster.

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sounds pretty based 2bh

>I can't close my eyes without seeing some jesse puiljujarvi looking ass finn staring right back at me.
you think that's bad? imagine opening your eyes and having one stare back at you from the mirror too

visiting winnipeg is on my bucket list. seems like heaven on earth

the absolute state of Mike Yeo lmao imagine getting fired from the team that eventually wins the cup holy yikesamoly

Based and skeletonpilled

pizza party?

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PIZZA PARTY!!!!!!

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Xheattle Dickgirls

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puljujärvi is swedish though.

would like some pizza but i accidentally went on a munchies bender from dudeweed last night and have been taking really loose Bostons all morning long

olli jokinen is the original jesse pulujarvi

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It's funny that both of them are swedishfinns.

>Olle Jockesson

remembering that time Jokinen played a stint on the wongs recently

wait no, it was the shittier jokinen

it was juicy joke-inen

You now remember the Pittsburgh Penguins

Is the 3peat still alive for them?

Stanley Cup Champion Ryan "Empty Bottle Full Throttle" O'Reilly

My cousin looks like a short fat Ryan O’Reilly

I'm thinking no tbf

I'm going to say something about the B*ston B*uins. They are chokers. They've been chokers for a long time. They have a pitiful amount of Cups for an O6 team

In 2011, a career journeyman goalie had managed to somehow go Super Saiyan. He carried this crybaby organization, kicking and screaming, to a Stanley Cup victory ending a 40 year Cup drought.

How do they thank him? The city and the team throw him under the bus for being an outspoken libertarian. Listen, I'm not a libertarian either, but I would get a Ron Paul tattoo on my forehead if a libertarian carried my boys to the Cup. They did Tim Thomas dirty, when he should be one of Boston's celebrated sports heroes. "Who pays for the roads? I don't give a shit, thanks for the championship buddy."

I formally CURSE the city of Boston and the Boston Bruins to NEVER touch the cup again until they build a statue in honor of Tim Thomas.

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soon

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Oh hey, Tuuka....

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Does he look nervous to anyone else?

>32 years since a finn scored the cup winning goal

its Tuukka, not Tuuka you inbred hick

*blocks your path*

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check out this unit

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Tooca

>two time stanley cup final loser, Tuukka Rask

more like Dookie Rask lol

nice finnophobia

he won the cup. One is all you need.

>tfw not proficient enough in photoshop to create Tucan Rask

>calling americans inbred hickeys
>complaining about finnophobia

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good but the red needs to be pink for full emasculating effect

>you now remember the pittsburgh philly series in 2012

any weebs wanna get knocked the fuck out?

*dumps the puck in as i go for a line change*

Wifes having appendicitis lads

dumpin' pucks and givin' no fucks

Pucks in deep

Pucks in the goal

thats the way I like to roll

chip and chase boys

ok

WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL

For me it’s yelling SHOOOOT! at the television set.

fuck seattle

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2010 - Bruins give up 3-0 on Flyers in both the series and game 7 of round 2, loses 4-3
2013 - Gives up 2 goals in the final minute round the Hawks in game 6 of the SCF
2014 - Gives up 4 goals on 28 shots in game 6 and 3 goals on 18 shots in game 7 against Montreal
2017 - Gives up 3 goals on 29 shots in game 6 vs. Ottawa in first round, gets caught way out of position on OT winner
2018 - .896 in 4 straight loses vs. Tampa in 2nd round
2019 - 4 goals on 20 shots, let in 2 of 4 shots in the 1st period of game 7 SCF

BONUS - 2013 - Manage to lose a 3-1 series lead to 3-3 vs. Toronto and gets bailed out by Bergeron in the third period and OT

Rask is the worst choker in the NHL

Lundqvist is that you?

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I'll kick your ass

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For me, it's when Sweden btfo's Finland

BAN EVERY SWEDEMONGOL RIGHT NOW

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*sips campari soda*

agreed

500,000+ at the downtown parade. LET'S GO BLUES

>2019
>4-1
perhaps bruins should've scored sahm fackin goals

on the latest 31 thoughts
>Tallon added he spoke to Roberto Luongo hours before we chatted. A decision on the goalie’s future is expected before the draft.

Yaay, another retard who dont know the meaning of the word choker. Dumb fuck

really?

point is bruins as whole chocked and the loss can't be pinned fully on rask, my friendly neighbor swedish semen slurper

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>the philly reverse sweep
If they won the cup that year it would’ve been that much sweeter

who else secretely saved every image of teds dick to send them to some relative of his when he inevitably doxxes himself high off his mind

Not really. They've had good depth for arguably 3 years now of not longer. Losing Bob will hurt the most but he's only one guy. Elvis looks good and Korpisalo never looks horrible.

Sorry but a goalie who has the best playoff sv% in the history can't be a choker. If that team loses someone else is the choker. In this case it was mostly Marchand who couldn't score an open net and let Petroangelo 1on1 with goalie.

I'm sure most of ted's relations have seen his cock

And the bruins were outshooting the blues by an insane margin. Tuuka shat the bed and allowed two on four shots in the 1st period of game 7. That’s a choke

>muh low% shots
>muh shot count
brainlet. don't be a stereotype.

what the fuck are moments of deja vu?

>scrolling through /hoc/
>could've sworn i saw a sequence of posts in my dreams or somewhere before
>get spooked for a little bit

>browsing /hoc/ even in your dreams

Have sex

Extremely small gaps in communication between the two hemispheres of your brain, causing you to register the same information twice

Deja vu
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah

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*sips hartwall long drink*

that happens after you have been drinking too much for a long time
source : experience

gas gas gas, i wanna step on the gas

Shut up Finland you are low IQ from the start

twitter.com/matteosalvinimi/status/1139496326083821568

Why can't Finns behave?

Lmao those comment. Italians seem pretty based.

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Blues parade is on NHL Network and KMOX 1120 for those interested

>barely 20k people
st.louis winning was a mistake.

boooo fuck st louis boooooo

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For me, It's Blaire Ivory

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there's like 400k people there dude

No one cares about your shit taste, not your personal blog.

t. faggot

where the hell is her butt?

Brett Hull is GOD

>6m people
>only get 400k people to celebrate
yikes

are you boston irish?

Imagine being mad at words
vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Oh hey kings bought out dion phaneuf

why is finland being a total DICK today, bros

For me, it's Elena Koshka

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the same shit gets posted every day

Kino

based

>Are they retarded?
Short answer: YES
More than a bit longer version:
They sold the rights to highest bidder. Who did their thing as broadcaster that wasn't as retarded next tv-channel's on first time around, still retarded, and few years later repeated it, the next highest bidder was even more retarded. League bosses are old folks who don't really understand emerging technologies like internet.

Our Gary is a turbo-boomer called Kalervo Kummola. His biography is roughly following, he was born about 9 months after his daddy returned from the world war 2, then his parents immigrated to Australia. So he was born in Finland, grew up down under. Fast forward couple decades, Vietnam war, draft and shit. Finland has this thing called right of return, applies to former citizens. So he became a draft dodger. Arrived Finland, did army. Army in Australia at the time was about 9 months or so training and year in jungle filled with snakes, landmines and people that shoot at you. Army in Finland was that 9 to 11 months of training and occasional reserve call ups for couple weeks of more training every few years. He studied trade degree in business, according to old way with right experience and some additional studies it turns more or less into bachelors degree in business management, so he basically has bit over highschool of education by north-American standards. EU and unifying education standards have changed that a bit. Meanwhile he played some amateur hockey as goalie and played divegrass as well as amateur for few years. Did some admin work as volunteer for his club that also had more or less semi-pro status in late 60's in both sports, a nice hobby after playing hockey. Comes with minor perks like free tickets to semi-pro games by all of the clubs everywhere.

i want to hear that rant be done in finnish

binlan :DDD

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Meanwhile in rest of Finnish hockey. It was about the time hockey in all major cities went from outdoor rinks to indoor arenas. Lots of involvement from politicians and construction companies. Top-tier hockey was going from semi-amateur to semi-pro to pro. Best players were starting to become full professionals. NHL-WHA thing was happening north-America. They started recruiting European players, including Finnish ones. Not enough talent pool in Canada and US alone. In Finland they started to recruit former NHL players as coaches.

He knew everyone involved. Hockey people, politicians, somewhat associated businesses like major sponsors, big construction company bosses, radio and tv people. He was a guy considered mostly harmless by everyone involved in mid 70's when Finnish top-tier hockey was starting to go full professional. Someone everyone thought they could manipulate to their advantage. So they they made this 30 year old boomer the president of the league. He was at the right place at right time or very much the wrong person in the wrong place in wrong time.

Fast forward to mid 80's. Finnish radio and tv stations were starting to become less regulated. He was involved in everything. With bunch of connections to tv side of things, he established a tv-production company with some professionals in that field. Then as league boss he rigged auction to his production company, that could sell tv-rights highest bidder... more tv-broadcasting companies... wanting more relevant shit to brodcast. Broadcasting and production are slightly different things, rights to transmit thigs with huge radio transmitter. Lot more money to all level of his rigged business, not much of money by NHL standards, but still a lot of money and massive expansion in broadcasting hockey to everyone involved, including audience. By 90's everything related to pro-hockey boomed. It was on tv, it was on everywhere.

Meanwhile he also got elected to Finnish hockey association board, eventually to chairman as well, then to IIHF board and final level vice chairman of IIHF as far organizations involved to just hockey go, Finnish Olympic commitee and international Olympics commitee. If we go bit deeper, he was also in heavily involved in getting NHL to participate in Olympics, yep, he was involved in that as well. In actual politics in Finland he did more than a decade as city councilman and one 4 year stint in parliament.

So basically Finnish hockey has been ran by Australian shitposter and Finnish goaltender since early to mid 70's as far as business is relevant, nominally to early 2000's, as the grey eminence ever since. This the man who along with Rene Fasel might make it to insanely NHL centric the hockey hall of fame. As organizers or team builders or whatever they call business people. For IIHF hall of fame he is already elected.

TL;DR Incompetence and right position occasionally leads to good outcomes. Few years later those mean impending disaster.

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Hot take: the oilers and sabres will be your stanley cup final

A seagull sniped my head with a shit today boys. Felt humiliated desu.

spicy, I like it

Very interesting. Thanks, Finnbro

*sips Plantation Stiggins' Fancy Pineapple Rum*

reminder that the draft is next friday

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Did you kill it

>a slow burn
i like it. shall be kino.

general reminder that taylor hall has absolutely no plans on staying in poo jersey past next season

93474328
shant be (You)ing any posts by a tripfag or any mentioning/referencing one

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No, he was lucky I wasn't open carrying my bow.

If he marries Taylor Swift, they'll both be Taylor Swift

>no hockey on till october
guess I'll spend my saturday night watching orienteering and Le Mans

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now this one i like

>the hero we deserve
If it pays off, you will forever be a hero of /hoc/

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Tell me more

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This one's better. The other one overlapped in a really strange way

The ice cream van is outside lads

Just want Canucks vs Toronto

T*r*nt* may NOT advance past the first round

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>All Canada stan lee final

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Sorry Canada I really flew off the handle there.

Someone's gotta update this since they make the playoffs but never advance

>I'll never dump a puck for you to chase

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It's okay man we all have those days

just worked out lads

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Watching golf, lads

Based fellow late night workouter

watching electronic sports, lads.

>rangers

are we drafting Kakko Kapo lads

i hope it's disc golf

Gonna be a yikes from me folks

yes

indeed

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watching le mans right now

Same
Pretty comfy
Best hours are about to come too, best part of the race is during the night

Phanoof gets bought out by the Kings

Can you do one of these for Gary

who?

cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/kings-buy-out-dion-phaneuf-1.5177300?fbclid=IwAR0ea5N-4ewQGY4Jly5OGEvWir9x3WtU5CMZo1x-daFJIYU_aiLb69rS7J8

Anybody watching the parade or should I go to Reddit

why would you watch the parade?

Phonechadding from work lads

AWESOME

Lifelong blues fan of course

definitely go to reddit then

is there anything more cuck than having to buyout a players contract that >your team didnt even sign
lmao

Good on you God speed

best event in motorsports, even tough this one is bit of a gap year. can't wait for the upcoming hypercars

Drunk Brett Hull

Redpill me on le mans.

It peaked in 1955.

Comfy 24hr race
Lots of beautiful cars
It's getting dark now, so the best hours are about to kick in

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

brett hull is fucking HAMMERED lads

Comfy post

He's more hammered than the players
Based lad

le long race shtick.

worst racing in motorsport

cars go vrooom in a rectangle for 24 hours

What are some good PC hockey games?

pat maroons voice is all crackly

Gone away is the best offspring song

I hope everyone's getting ready for more """"""""""""""historic"""""""""""""" hockey

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Just had sex for the first time lads

Want to watch them miss the playoffs for the first 6 years

Based

Look bud, this is the last time I say it
That ain't a goddamn dickgirl

sex is overrated unless you're doing it with someone you really love/like.

how was it?

did you cry?

Hey user. Lifelong blues fan.
youtu.be/DqiHYETTwdM
You guys should watch the St. Louis parade live stream. It’s madness. The local crew is outta their depth. The team is killing it w the fans. The fans are THIRSTY.
Brett Hull is trashed.... pretty sure he got wrangled in. But when he got onstage alone, slurring Gloria into the mike accapella. Pure bliss. I’m glad I have his jersey.
Jon Hamm is in the house.
Lets party.

was it really like bags of sand?

did you make him cum?
hahahahahahahaha gotcha!

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It felt underwhelming to be hon but maybe cause I had a condom lol

thats cool, what did his ass feel like?

This guy is my spirit animal

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with the asian girl? already?

Never grabbed her ass but her tits were squishy. Not bags of sand like

love is overrated, nut is a nut

@93475851
the offspring sucks ass dude
the only tolerable song is the kids aren't alright

Yeah same user

if your gonna use dickgirls at least use the obligatory trap girl

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does she have nice feet?

>GLORI GLORI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>GLORIAAAAA!!!!!!!! DON'TCHA KNOW I GOT YOUR NUMBER!!

gonna jerk my penis, lads

Is him being hung canon or something?

Average I’d say

did you kick her out already? how old are you lad?

fuck off with all the questions m8

disagree

Americana was the first CD I bought with my own money and it still holds up

best division btw

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for me, it's drake

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agreed

nice bait retard

Hello, I'm the Canadian "Just had sex for the first time lads" poster's agent. Any further questions will be directed towards me, and I shall pass them on to him in one single post. He will take no more than 10 questions at this time. Thank you.

wish i had a lawnmower so i could annoy zoomers in my neighborhood, lads

when's the last time you had sex lad?

the offspring were never good, and they just REALLY wanted to be afi before even knowing they existed. when dexter did hear them, he signed them to his label right away and made their singer do backup vocals on americana lmao. they even did an embarrassing cover of totalimmortal for some shitty movie soundtrack.

No she was just an escort lol. 30 minutes had a shower together then sucked me off for about 3 minutes. Then I fucked her missionary for 5 but I kept going for another 2 after I cummed key. Then she gave me a nice massage after

I got enemies, got a lotta enemies

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Thanks for the relies. There was a thunderstorm, I couldn't even post pictures, without connection interruption. Such is life with a relying on a mobile connection.

I don't know about his fuck ups as much bullshit going on Finnish league, or more or less shit that happened more than couple decades ago with Gary.

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Ask him if she squirted.

good lad

I said fuck off with the questions m8

>@

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been a while eh? perhaps never.

sex is cringe

It's certainly none of your business either way.

>he doesn't know about bridget

>paying for sex
I REALLY hope you guys don't do this

how much does it cost?

mate astolfo fits dickgirls better than her

Depends on the hooker

never, but it's better for virgins to just get it over with before they become a permavirgin and shoot up their work place. who knows how many canadian lives were saved today

>taking her out or spending time with her to be able to fuck her isn't a form of transaction.
One way or another you'll pay to have sex. Time is money fren.

2bh i wouldnt mind going to one of those massage jack shacks and letting kippers play the skin flute

Quit being obtuse

Have a (You) guys

he's not being obtuse. time is money and even if you don't value your time, you're still spending money as a means to an end to get laid

Literally all me

Thanks bud

Quit being intentionally retarded

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have sex

quit being a white knight onions

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pay for and then have sex

can you pay a hooker with (You)s?

asking for my mate

yeah here you go mate

TED!! YOU'VE SOME TO EXPLAINING TO DO

i'm sure in finland you can. (You)s have to be more valuable there than whatever it is you use for trade (do you even have currency?)

I’ll chip in for ya bud

my foreskin would rip like the collar of a child's shirt being worn by an adult

thanks lads gonna get my fugg on

how do i get a gf that looks like this

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meme idea:

"Hookers? Girlfriends? Whats the difference?"

/hoc/ might have an issue with this

/hoc/ before hoes

girlfriends are hookers with one client

reminder that basically 100% of whores have HPV which is literallt causes cancer decades later

S A Y
N O
T O
S I N

Now this is peak incel

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you're thinking of wives who quit their jobs. surely no man would be so stupid as to fully support a girlfriend before she married him

If the nuskc and laffs meet in the SCF who will he side with?
>probably laffs imho

he'll be dead long before either of those teams make a deep playoff run

>only three dorrar
Hell yeah I'd smash

how many millions will kyle give this bright lad

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Make me proud. Bring those quints to /hoc/.

cock

*dabs on norge*

...

i was washing the dishes :(

what will this madlad do at the draft and offseason?

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I miss hockey

sign EK65 for 7x11.25

Watch baseball.

Run the greatest hockey franchise ever into the ground even more

excuse me sweaty he'll be signed 8x12.5 by the sharks

can you imagine the shitposting?

It's just not the same

>do this
>send their defensemen to cap hell
>become the kings but without any cup to show for

shark fans must really love heartbreaks and failure

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But it causes cervical cancer, so it only affects the whores

Let's go blues

Let's go blues

2019 central division champions

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>aging core
>offense nowhere to be seen
>might lose subban this offseason
>rinne pretty much on the end of his career

Theyre not making it next year desu. This was their final shot and the window closed. Unless ardvinsson becomes god incarnate then they'll be wild card at best in that tough central

draft some literally who french canadian kid and fuck up his development by starting him early

>2019 regular season central division champions
fixed your post

Xheattle Dickgirls

Xheattle Dickgirls 1st line Centreman Uno Makoto

Bold strategic gamble for Dickgirls

more like draft some literal who finnish kid

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Who did you have in mind?

Just went outside, lads

okay this thread is closing in on its end, we should all get to work on a new thread

i went out earlier for a dart

shit, now we're going to have like six threads again. thanks, sven

a simple
>rags
to get to 500 sooner

I'll do my part.

just had a cigar on the porch, nice outside tonight

Hey Ted.

nah, not Ted. I don't live in Ohio

Hasn't he heavily implied that he's moving on from the Sharks? Made a farewell post or something?

who's gonna bake the new thread

Sweden, Denmark, Norge, Finland, and Ted for now.

Very well

Pretty hyped for the next weekend lads
Awards on Thurday, Draft Friday & Saturday
Pending UFA's become Free Agents on the 1st of July, right? Just as RFA's are open to recieve offer sheets?

who will fight him

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his wife is homesick
since EK let her blow up his last team, it's pretty much guaranteed he'll move back east

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Denmark's birthday is in 91 days. Make sure you remember, and congratulate him when the day is here.

What was there before then

is she single? Asking for a friend

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Denmark Sr.

Haha, you remembered that
Based Norge!

Aaah yes that's true
Pretty sure I read he was being rumoured to re-join the Sens, or be signed by the Habs

somebody bamboozled me into wishing Denmark a happy birthday on the wrong day last year and it was really embarrassing.

Must have been the Swede. Don't fall for his trickery.

I greatly appreciate the thought, Amerifriend!

could really use a bump even if you don't watch cfl

getting the new thread ready, cuck?

new

got a job application done lads

>cfl
shant

Too hot outside. Can't sleep. Hate summer.

me too, norge. fuck the sun

twitter.com/StapeAthletic/status/1140035790543687680

uh oh

>still no new thread

wait until the thread is at 500 retard

>500

Get a box fan

get to work cuck

new

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