OFFICIAL BELLATOR 222 GAMETHREAD #3

THE BEST IN THE WORLD
JON WHO?

Rory. Jon Jones. Any if those bitches come get it. D-.....

Dillon "Joseph Gribble" Danis.

just saw that Pico got KO'd again, lmfao what a fucking can

Dilon Danis is the next lebron james of MMA.

2 FIGHTS 2 BELTS

GOAT

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Who wins the 40 year oldb owl?

Machida or Sonnen?

Why does Jon keep ducking him?

Does Dana watch Lellator?

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machida 100%

Jones vs Danis is THE FIGHT to make.

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MacFarlane is better at the desk than the other two retards

Sonnen via wrestlefuck

>when you don't believe your own trash talk
this is just sad, work with what you've got when you cut a promo he should transition to softly spoken assassin who says cold shit hell smooth.

Does Drake do anything other than attach himself to sports stars 24/7?

This guys is a GOAT fuck those cuck Jon Jones. His mic skills are smooth give him a title shot.

Digits and Sonnen walk off KO's piss drinker

>crushes two lellator cans

JON JONES YOU BITCH. I hate that that quote will be posted everywhere but it was kinda funny

Tiger Woods
Michael Jordan
Dillon Danis
Xi Jinping

>we will see each other after the show

is Illima offering herself to Based Danis?

What happened to the Danis spammer, that was literally the only good spam on heem

The Bad Guy by 3rd round omoplata

>He just said "Raphael" instead of "Hafael".

Bellator confirmed cazzie tier.

absolutely based

>beats jackson wink fighter
>calls out jon jones after
BASED

RED ALERT

CHAEL P SONNEN IS ABOUT TO FIGHT

GIVE HIM YOUR OFFERINGS

pico wants to be dillon danis when he grows up

Sonnen about to look like a bum chasing shitty single legs and ankle pics

RIP Erick Silva

Sonnen has never lost a round

My old PC got heemed and I lost my Danis folder

machida 82.0%

youtube.com/watch?v=q6mO1cN9USk

chael is a bum

jones cant duck forever

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based, just based

Do you give a shit?

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Sonnen about to end the Machida meme

>calling out jbj
literally why though? He should have called out colby. Now that would have been a fun shitstorm and gotten him the notoriety until his next fight

He's just shitposting irl. He got kicked out of his gym for shitposting.

But everything I've heard about him is he's a total bro if you actually meet him. I read on r*ddit from some random blue belt that visited Marcelo's, and Dillon Danis asked him if he needed a training partner and then stayed after class and worked with the guy some more.

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such a weird bloke

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i know that feel bro, my alexander gustafsson wife folder got heemed as well as my Rico Verhoeven folder

SONNEN IS ABOUT TO GET RETIRED FOR GOOD

I like Punished RDA

looks fun

Where do they find these cans? 3-2 and you’re getting signed to arguably the 2nd best professional fighting organization?

UNDEFEATED GOAT

Another wrasslefuck incoming

Machida by KO

>you now remember when lyoto was considered invincible and never even lost a round through his title run

I wish Sonnen could actually win fights, but him consistently losing somehow makes his heel character even more funny.

mousasi is pure reddit but manhoef is pure kino so maybe

I'll watch it for moose

Based

You wanna catch these hands, too? You unlike that disrespectful shit right now or I will go to your gym and tap you.

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you can say that again

youtube.com/watch?v=pGuNUZ7arlI

Who BBQ here?

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based.

Digits conform Sonnen catches a front kick and gets KTFO

yeah I get that part but his trolling is subpar and not believable (probably because he's a bro). If you're going to cut a niche getting on the mic at least do it well.

Everyone else is ducking Dillon. They had no other option.

this but unironically

>tfw this is a peach of a card but the promoting of it was a beast and i didnt even know it

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Who won the story?

ya rang?

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One fc is better then bellator

jesus chael looks old

Chael looks bogged

>Gus wife folder
big oof, rip lad

Seeing Chael vs Machida tonight is going to be a flashback to the JUST BLEED era, can't wait

If you didn't know CBD was a scam the fact that Sonnen is promoting it should tell you everything.

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Typical English cunt with long hair

except it's not, not even close

...are we not in the Machida era anymore

Chael won the story of the fight.

Make good music, UK seems to love him too HAHAHAHHA YO BITCH ASS MAD YIKES SENPAI

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me on the right

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One more for the bad guy

based gangster

heeminder karate is the best base for mma

the roids didn't help him

>karate doesnt beat wrestling

yikes

>GRAPPLING BEATS STRIKING
THOSE ARE SOME BIG WORDS

Soccer kicking gooks make it superior to anything bellator or north american based

if you love rap and drake kys

cringe intro

Bisping debunked this claim already

Odds of Chael retiring after getting sent to the shadow realm tonight?

everything is a scam

BASED ENTRANCE

>Laioro Matida i'm ready for you

kek

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where does Chael fit into this?

I would laugh if machida out grapples sonnen an lays and prays him

>boomer entrance

0. He is a drawl as he said in his entrance

Is everyone ready for the trademark Chael "throw the fight" Sonnen? It's just a work guys.

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>oh, we're throwing Shotokan karate shit now?

reminder that Machida used to be a sumo wrestler

dude is nuts

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*most boring base for mma

fix'd that for you

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this is one goddamn poor song for the GOAT walkout

Based Chael

onefc cucked hard to the jews and got rid of soccer kicks

This is gonna be fucking boring

BRAZILIAN BBQ CHAEL

I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE /HEEM/

>play clips of him shitting on the city
>still gets cheers when he walks out
How is Chael so fucking based

Chael is getting KO'd isn't he

i like chael

Bellator entrances >>>>>>>>>>>> PooFC entrances

100% Machida sleeps this bum

yo momma was a sumo wrestler

>pissbing
lol

lmao the 90s style animation

Wake up kebab

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Where are you niggers getting steam links?

>reminder kennedy raped lyoto in the center of the ring

>boring wrestlefuck
>spicy heem
>spicy sub
>boring sub
>boring wrestlefuck
>boring wrestlefuck

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Even Machida's shirt is unimpressed with all of this

fighterandthekid.net

i dont know why im so pumped to watch 3 ufc burnouts and a can who couldnt even make the ufc

PIA

lmao

John "lookit" McCarthy is kinda getting on my nerves lads

steam? i dont play dota or csgo
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
GOT YOUR ASS BITCHHHHHHHHHH

damn lyoto hasn't aged a day

steampowered.com

Your google fu is weak.

Right here
*unzips*
*pisses*

www.tencent.com

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Why is Machida so damn THICC?

sup matumbaman

ufc.tv

>specializes in striking as opponents advance
>knocked out by le walk into punches man Brunson

Lyoto is a can

GIVE CHAEL YOUR ENERGY NOW

\O/

His dadbod fight with BJ when he was training sumo is pretty kino

machida lost 1 inch of reach since leaving the UFC i guess

dazn.com

Chael has fought pretty much everyone from the pre-2014 era now

watching this Schaub heem video, did Chael quit in the first round yet?

Don't distract Lyoto, friend.

one of the most iconic pics in mma dont (You) me

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dana pls go

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he's basically a baiano with a japanese face, baianos are all fit af

neither seem to want to be there

isnt this that youtuber?

kys faggot

He reminds me of my high school princpal

when you age your arms shrink

what if "my energy" is a half eaten snickers in the trash can?

www.reddit.com/r/Schaub

Meatspin.com

just go to crackstreams.com/mma/2/

based foot stomps

>not liking rap.
How low is your testosterone?

this is sad

ufc.com

chael really going for it, at least for 30 seconds there

I thought there were a shitload of Japanese in Brazil

Get ready to laugh at the 2k bet user

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made for the rope

I'm not going to enjoy this fight

>thinking Drake is rap
embarrassed for you

ESPN+

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>Chael 42
>Lyoto 41

Hopefully Chael retires after this.
I know Lyoto won't because for some reason Brazilians are stubborn as fuck.

KILL HIM

DROPPY

chael is making one last run for the belt bruther

(((cbd))) is the snake oil lads

BASED DRAGON

FLYING DRAGON KNEE

Chael's got this

wrestlers deserve cte

>HHHIIIIIII-YAH!

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all of your streams are slow

How is Chael still in this??

Holy shit i thought chael got slept there. Fucking hell old man still has a chin on him

KARATE BASED

wow those body kicks HURT

100 ng/dl

reddit should have sub sub-reddits, why can't I post in reddit.com/r/Schaub/r/comedy/r/gaymindporn?

>believing this.
They literally used MSG like a homeless man would use the White house.

KNEEMED

;____;

we have, i knew one in school, but we don't have that many here in the northeast (where Machida is from), there's way more in São Paulo and these other south and southeast states.

SPICE

Chael still in it

no it isn't, it reminds me of a low dosage of xanax, my favorite drug

how is chael gonna gracefully lose even if he survives this round

Webm of that Dragon knee?

Machida is gassed

10-9 chael, the clinch work really solidified it

I'M SO NERVOUS FOR THE GOAT

Both gassed

based reffing

He doesn't get paid if fight doesn't go the distance

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xanax makes you retarded

10-8 Chael, those judges know not to cross a gangster.

joj

ABSOLUTELY BASED CHAEL STICKING IN

LET'S GO

ahaha Bellator

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yeah and cbd doesnt so its not snake oil

Machida? Yep, I've been a fan since strikeforce.

based fucking boomers

It helps me tremendously

>stream got heemed

That could have been called 3 times that round. Based ref letting Chael be a warrior.

my sides

my stream got heemed

quintessential performance by the bad guy
48-0

Agreed

TWICE

KNEE

ANOTHER ONE

Lyoto is gassed

chael's fight to win

he's safe in his tower

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link?

LUL

goddamn what a chump

HEEEEEM

ITS OVER

>hit by 2 flying knees

How come u never see karate guys do the same board breaking strikes for ground an pound. You think machida ground an pound would break people bone cause of karate

CHAEL NO

>The question is: just how good is Chael Sonnen and people who bet on him in this day & age?

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lol

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Just took a huge Chael lads tbqhwy

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

chael is a buh buh buh beast

GOOK'D

NOOOOOOOOOO CHAEL WHY AREN'T YOU A TOP FIGHTER TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR TALKING

i bet 6k on machida -340 and 9k rory -172

stream pls I hate asking no time to search

THE DRAGON RISES

RIP Chael

Poor Shale.

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eskettit

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Another big paycheck to the american gangster

>betting on yourself getting TKOd in the second
based chael

i would eat a knee from every here

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LMAO Hael is a can

>shoot for takedowns
>gets knee'd to the head twice
so this is the power of wrestlers...

Ripple and chael got heemed hard

fake fight fake stoppage
all sonnens fights are rigged

chael probably bets against himself but picks the round for better payouts

he really wanted to get through the 1st for some reason

no chance
especially after that

He's got a good thing going with the media.
I just hate seeing this shit man.

It's fucking Chuck all over again.

It's not even disappointment, it's SADNESS. It's way different.

M-Make it 48, boys

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its ogre

>karate guys
Looks like wrestlers are bitchy little fag huggers.

yes it is

>Phael Cumskin

f

>Not liking drake
>too basic and mainstream for me
>I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL HIP HOP

Being this much of a gay cunt YIKES SENPAI

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rip favela user

lmao

it's over already retard

why have a promotion when all of your fighters are cans?

DRAGON KNEE

Chael "My Ass Goes Down in the 2nd" Sonnen takes another fall to fix the fight. Totally based.

because retard refs saw one of those board/brick breaking things on TV during UFC rule making phase and banned 12-6 elbows because of it. not joking

Please retire. feels bad man

stream died right before chael was apparently heemed

WE DID IT! BASED DRAGON!

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how

cash it out my mayne rory is flushed

he's got the wear and tear of a 40 year old heavyweight

nice of chael to put the young guy over
hope this boosts his career

Chael is a fucking BUM

>two knees to the head

RIP Chael's brain buddy's gonna be getting lost on his way to the grocery store in a few years

one knee and you would die from anyone

you're SICK

Chael's a company man, he took the necessary dive

thanks joe

he will bounce back and win the belt at 49

chael is too old

Fuck I don't think anyone's fallen off harder than Chael

How does he keep getting away with it?

yes faggot we heard that story too the first 1000 times rogan told it

holy mother of projection

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How is wrestling even real?

>tfw u die a failure

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another win for the bad guy

did he get kneed in rd2 too? had to take a shit

Chael is based

>ducking INTO a knee

ow

You lucked out on this one. Not going to make it.

Chael is a bum prove me wrong

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How does lyoto expect people to take him seriously when he comes out with this sponser on his shirt?

Chael will take the third round desu

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who vote against their own economic interests

That's pretty based. Buy yourself something nice for me

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theme of the night

why chael insist on getting beat up by LHWs

I can name a few...

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Drake is soft

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TURN MY LIFE INTO PIECES

He literally drinks his own piss. I don't think he cares what people think

no need to be rude :(

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>Bader hasn't defended the 205 belt since November 2017

Bellator's 205 division is even more dire straits than the UFC's which is a fucking impossible accomplishment

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nah this is nothing like chuck
this is just two boomers going at it good natures. also chuck was starched with a jab, chael was winning until he lost

Chael giving Lyota a fight recap after getting TKO'd

A true professional

that's their gimmick

CHAEL TOOK GLOVES OFF

RETIREMENT INCOMING

Nah, it was a Sho-Ryu-Ken.

Machida is still in the air.

what's next for Chael Sonnen?

he took his gloves off, retirement incoming.

is chael gonna do a car ride vlog on the way home?

SONNEN GOING TO RETIRE IF DIGITS

you try carrying Silva to the last 30 seconds of the last round. Imagine the payout.

>THIS IS MY LAST BELLATOR

Why do wrestlers love kissing knees

Pre-Whataburger Hendricks could heem everyone in MW today, prove me wrong

There are no knees in karate this proves muay thai is best for mma

>chael was winning until he lost
chael didn't win a single second of that fight lmao

based, are you waiting for the new songs to drop? i'm refreshing spotify for literally hours now.

>thanking a vpn

Expected to see Matt Hughes 2bh

>this is the same guy that almost beat Anderson

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CHAEL HAS RETIRED
A LEGEND OF THE SPORT
ENTER THE F KEY

failed run at county commissioner

there aren't enough studies done to prove it does what any of these companies claims it does.

He's a savy guy

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why you talk like tarzan

he could still do it today if he dedicated himself to the sport

was that a joke?

Okay boys for the record this is the best one. Crackstreams is great.

Chael quitting? WTF!!!!

These men cannot be stopped

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Good Riddance. Fuck offf.

he controlled his opponent and scored a takedown.

F

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

taking his 20k paycheck.. i dont blame him

exhibit a: back when jon fitch was literally unheemable (even though GSP worked him), hendricks sent him flying with one punch

RETIRING UNDEFEATED

based chael uniroincally one of the most entertaining fighters in mma history

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finally.

chael bless

F

Legends never die.

I CALLED IT

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hey, man, that's a retirement speech, come on guy

;_;

GOODBYE CHAEL

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F

samefag

thanks chael :)

have you ever tried it

Name a more iconic martial arts posse.

F

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>champ misses weight
>loses
>still champ

nice """sport"""

F

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Chael retires undefeated, never losing a round and as the highest paid athlete in combat sports.

Fuck he actually retired

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*heems Paulie*
*wins the third round*
*remains undefeated*
Is this unironically the GOAT MMA team?

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Can we get an F for Chael's dad?

jesus, Lyoto retired Vitor and Sonnen lmfao

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RIP Chael. So sad to see the American Gangster get heem'd in his last fight.

bros im gonna cry :(

F

Goodnight sweet prince

nah

>retiring as a loser that never held a belt

Sonnen is a product of a MMA meta game that was relevant 8 years ago. Most wrestlers in MMA prefer to shoot head inside singles, since they have lower risk of getting kneed.

Sonnen was always a blast double leg guy and his head elevation was always perfect for a knee counter

Absolutely based.

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F

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it was the respect and mutual admiration that made him such a role model

Easy.

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No you didn't, you only asked if that was going to happen

im happy with him retiring. ill still watch all his youtube stuff and hes got that espn gig. the tito and chael trash talk and press conference was one of my favorite pressers ever

f

F

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>go piss
>chael flushed and retired
damn

and a guy named Paolo down on Ipanema Beach

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I seriously can’t

>you now remember JUSTy hendricks

AND STILL UNDEFEATED

I lost 20 pounds on the Bellator then tried to win it back on roulette lost another 30 then won the 30 back.

what happened to mmastreamz reddit?

>Chael is gone

Who is /ourguy/ now?

You can really see how bellator is inferior to ufc. Everything is shit

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The Pigmobile

How the hell does lellator despite being way smaller promotion than ufc always manages to put way hotter ring girls?

Tony

>i'm putting together a [spoiler] mediocre [/spoiler] team

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Ilani, tell us about the time you were a karate master and UFC LHW champion!

he was out during the fall desu

>Going to piss when Lyoto is fighting

Gave him the strength he needed

schuab snitched on it

i called the cops

Agree. He's got a lot of other things he's been juggling the past couple of years, he was probably planning this for a while. He'll be fine and ride off into the sunset. RIP Chael "The American Gangster" Sonnen, repping from the hard streets of West Linn, OR. Peace brotha!

F

Wouldn’t consider it falling off. He’s just old now. Falling off is like Hendricks or Barao

really?
only 20k?
wtf man. Invicta tier paycheck

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Rory retires next

heem water we doing here

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well wtf do i do now

this card is more fun than anything the ufc has put out in months

kamaru usman

i love how chael acts after wins or losses, ben askren does the same thing. they give all they got, but they bounce back so fast with that "win or lose its a game" mentality. did you see chael talking after he got up, talking to the ref, giving a straightforward retirement speech, ten seconds later walking out saying "oh hey!" to someone in the crowd and talking to them. i feel if you had that attitude you'd probably have a much higher chance to have an enjoyable, successful life

the jaw destroyer

#1 Salesman at Bob Jones Chevrolet and Buick Dealership

F

>Still not retired
Tito Ortiz (44)
Anderson Silva (44)
Little Nog (43)
Lyoto Machida (41)
Aleksei Oleinik (41)
Fabricio Werdum (41)
Hector Lombard (41)
Andrei Arlovski (40)
Matt Mitrione (40)
BJ Penn (40)

MMA should have an age cap (with Yoel being exempt of course)

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Sorry bout the shitty quality on this one, i accidentally recorded while i was encoding

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praying for Rory right now senpai.

Reminder to drink your milk to avoid being manlet and make your bones strong!

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chael the tom brady of mma. enjoy retirement

woah rory got the thousand yard stare going tonight

good sign bois

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be 6'2" but with a tiny dick
or 5'7" with a monster dong

which do you choose?

You learn to use ctrl-F you lazy retard.

i'm just waiting for the day espn cucks the ufc into having ring men

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>not taking baths with your homies.
How would you create an unbreakable bond with your boys?

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Ilima Lei just made a racist impression of Brazilian people... Disgusting! She should be fired!

They should make a shark tank series where Artem Conor and Danis are the investors

askren is a tryhard faggot, chael understands the act

why not just have chicken as an add on for the first caesar salad?

what did she said?

>GOAT bare knuckle fighter
>GOAT MMA featherweight
>and the future GOAT of grappling and MMA, Jon Jones is already confirmed shook

How exactly is that mediocre?

i'd drink her milk

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slutty girls are dime a dozen

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could you imagine accidentally fucking with rory macdonald's baby momma

he would probably decapitate you

BASED Nu Metal.

Is this the Bellator version of T-City?

Drink milk? Why... don't mind if I do.... MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES

she looks like Ivanka

machida beat gegard, and is on a 4 fight win streak

Danis & Colby

he has a future in politics or broadcasting

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I bet I could majority draw rory.

only got a warning for that cage grab

*diamond dozen

Henry Cejudo

pls help

Tito the oldest but still the most athletic of those guys

obviously the latter

Did you see Bryan Caraway's naked pics with Miesha Tate?
Height is not the autistic obsession Yea Forums makes it to be.

Women prefer 6'2 Chads of course but being 5'7 doesn't condemn you to inceldom for eternity.
Plus if you're 6'2 they probably EXPECT a big dick so having a tiny cock would be terrible.

More of milkies

their culture is so anti gay that the thought of being a faggot in that situation didn't even cross their mind.

s really fucking wierd Bellator doesn't pickup new talent more often

new fighters who get a few wins could grab some sponsors and make better money sooner, hell, Bellator could have stepped right into the UFC's shoes across the world in that regard

5'9 with a medium dick, like me

F For Chael

I hope WWE will sign him

Age should have its own class like weight.

It's like UFC and 1990s WCW production.

Mauro got a hairpiece?

Nothing gay about washing your bros down real good keeping them squeaky clean for the TOTALLY NOT HOMOSEXUAL wrestling training

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pray for Rory.

Where’s the stream?

www.tencent.zoomer

>new fighters who get a few wins could grab some sponsors
and also get murdered

the child abuse of boys is rampant, Allah permits it (as well as the "thighing" of infants) so you don't denegreate yourself by fucking a female slut. Basically "it's not gay when it's for Allah"

it will be sudden, it will be out of the blue
but Lyoto will fight a fight where he suddenly looks like an old man with arthritis.

if you put any of them against the top 5 in their division they would get destroyed

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daysinn.com

>our guys all retiring

Mirko
Gus
Chael

Hate this about the sport, in mainstream sports your guy declines gracefully and gets a dignified send off, in mma they get heemed by cans like Smith, have a near-fatal stroke, and fight for a decade longer than they should have to keep a promise to their dead father when they were cheated out of a belt in the first place.

urmom.com

crackstreams.com/mma/2/

i practice jiu jitsu so i can easily dominate cucks when they try to fight me after they discover i fucked their girlfriends.

CANT STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG

Imagine being so afraid of your real surname you have a tattoo with your mother's one on your back

>gi
>gay song
YIKES

Check your inbox

is rory going to be weird again?

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BASED WALKOUT

have sex

>wearing pajamas to the cage

TJ ruined this song for walkouts

bad choice

Monster dong all day. If you had a tiny dick that would just fuck your entire life up. Mine is pretty big (judging from military showers), and I still wish it was bigger. I can't imagine how terrible it is to be a dicklet.

5'7" isn't too bad, just find a short chick and you're good to go.

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Open your mouth, I'll give it to you

cringe

name a single fight anyone has ever won with jiu jitsu
he'll be fine

>you know remember Yea Forums's version of this song

I read somewhere that butt raping boys is wide spread in Afghanistan.

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THE WORLD I LOVE THE TRAINS I HOP TO BE PART OF THE WAVE CANT STOP

bjj confirmed for fags

>they get heemed by cans like Smith
you can go fuck yourself, mister

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i'm sick of listening to this fucking song

reminder that Rory survived the worst opening round possible with Damian fucking Maia

and then rolled him

yikes

Sonnen and Rory retiring on the same night. Incredible.

Easiest last 3 fight parlay ever?

Okay so what's the real reason?

Idiots keep joining the UFC, instead of Bellator

smith isn't a can though

>used to go out to 46 and 2...
now this. lmao. CTE is a bitch.

it's like the song boomers listen to to be cool

>inb4 Gracie pushes the camera out of his face

i'd rather be 6"2

as long as that tiny dick still makes me feel good pho gives a fuck

you guys are fags trying to please women. just use their pussy

how the fuck did this autist have a worse walk out

new

>Nonchalant Rory who doesn't even want to do this

DAZN.com

wait until you find out what abos in my country do when they can scrape together $6 for a whole hot roast chicken

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>rory coming out to lame ass christian rock
bland and boring as shit

I read it from a marine in reddit

brendanschaub.com/bellator222

wow, definite stripper on that one, mons showing

I fucking hate his face, he's like a human pitbull.

He looks wholesome in that pic though, makes me root for him

risking 8639.37 to win 5027.23 on Rory

SCORE SOME FACKING PUNCHES

its pretty clear rory was gsps punching bag and the whole time he thought he was gonna become the next gsp

the same refs that fucking ignore eye pokes and eye gouges, consistently, for 20 fucking years

>against their own economic interests
So which party exactly is against offshoring and exporting our factories?

Looking at the last 40 years its been.....drumroll please......neither

huh

>Basic jab, my old nemesis

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if factory jobs and shitty offshore work is your saving grace for the working class then america is fucked

it's not 1950, you cant put globalization back in the bottle unless you'd like a $3000 iphone

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Yeah, but he was allowed to get a paycheck from sponsors and advertisements

So for a fighter his level, he likely made out like a bandit compared to fighting in the UFC

But thats the same in every promotion

>being a gracie fighter
>in the year of our lord 2019

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>$3000 iphone
oh noes, the common pleb would have to make do with talk and text, and couldnt poop all over the internet with shitty dumbass instafam opinions

oh noes

>my dad is one of the greatest all-time legends in MMA
>I will hug you to death