/heem/

You. Must. Repent.

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F

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any heems from bellator?

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Praise the lord like rory

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need backpack and archuleta webm

yeah it was a decent card for once

Post Bellator webms.

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Why do they have to be barefoot? I don't like looking at men's soles, in fact it really disgusts me. Can't they at least wear socks or something?

faggot

Based Boris

queer

Is bjj officially a meme now?

With Gracie getting blocked by another guy with good wrestling and sub defense, it shows bjj can only get you so far now.

Why does Jon keep ducking him?

This man is 22 years old and the highest ranked welterweight in the world under the age of 26 which means he's basically guaranteed to be UFC champ sooner or later.

Less than 5% of this general know his name

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BJJ is useless without a solid foundation in wrestling and the ability to adapt to a changing game
(See: T-Sperg)

Ismail Naurdiev? For sure been a fan since Strikeforce my guy

Ryan Hall doesn't have any wrestling and mastered MMA

Uh, you realize that Rory trains BJJ too right? It's literally impossible to beat a BJJ guy without having some proficiency in BJJ. And BJJ is the only MA that this is true of.

gracie shit works with a gi if you don't have anything to setup with

Rate chael sonnen's career

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literally retarded comment, you can easily beat a bjj player knowing zero bjj

Excuse me? Get into my guard. Right fucking now.

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The best MMA fighter to never win a belt

>you can easily beat a bjj player knowing zero bjj
Name one single instance of this in the history of the UFC

He won a belt in WEC.

*a REAL belt

Why do wrestlers wear shoes

I am glad Bryan Caraway got cucked.

He has only fought champions since 2010. He mostly lost.

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I invented pee pee pico

Possible is a better word than easily.

Easily is the wrong word.

You retards just throw these adjectives around like you know what you're talking about

you can get laid on for 3 rounds by a wrestler with no bjj, you can get shawdowrealmed by a striker with no bjj

folkstyle wrestlers have won pure bjj tournaments with no training whatsoever

That's nice but unfortunately you still haven't answered the question

You didn't even answer the question

Why are you still breathing

why not peeco?

>negative digit iq

imagine whiteknighting for another man on an image board, literally homosexual

because I'm not that clever and kinda drunk

Oh my bad, I thought this was an MMA general, not a bjj tournament general

t. Virgin

he fought the best mostly

even cazzies know all of those names (besides Stann)

*wins by decision*

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Chael Vs Anderson 1 should be put in the UFC HOF. Great Fight.

goat

Gonna be tough to bounce back from this one

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>putting bellator staff in ufc hall of fame
Very unlikely.

But Danis won. Tonon is undefeated. Ryan Hall is undefeated in the UFC. And soon, Gordon Ryan will be the best of them all. Keep in mind Gordon ragdolled Josh Barnett in a grappling match.

Ho many people fought Fedor that were winning until they lost

The amount of comebacks he has is crazy

Lads how tf did Guchi won

She's so cute, fuck

They used Chael's voice in a UFC promo recently. I think Chael is still on good terms with them.

by actually landing strikes in a cage fight, his opponent should consider it for next time

There was a kid in my elementary school named Cole Danis kek

FLUSHED

No webms of the fights? Guys...

nig layed on him for 5 rounds without throwing anything expect on the first round lol

Does Edwards even trash talk? I swear I've never heard him do it but everyone acts like he's a Colby character.

He talked shit once than Jorge shut him up.

Had a dream last night that I shot Cujedo with 12 gauge buckshot and dumped his body on the side of the road

Cause he's good
Check the gamethreads, there were some I'm pretty sure
ye he does a bit

Everyone is saying they hope RDA humbles him but watching the q&a he did he seems pretty quiet. I think he'll win.

she should fight on soft on demand or wanz factory

Chael is a shoe-in for the hall of fame.

Darn, are you sure that YOU'RE not the king of cringe? Hehe

3 piece with the soda!

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How come Bellator was actually not shit today?
The memeiest thing was Beltran heeming a fighter and that was early

Just three weeks before we see that scrappy little fuck get his head twisted around. And just two weeks until Ngannou murders another big name.

Robbery.

Sometimes you wonder how he has a guy like Cruz in his corner but still insists on just laying on top of someone doing no damage

I'm thinking DANDY.

You must be new to MMA

retard

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Not an argument

LOL CHAEL RETIRED

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op btfo

lol?

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wait, im OP. I'm sick as a chinese dog right now and can barely function

>Canadian
>is a faggot

checks out

best part is his kids got to see him get his ass beat for their first time!

ya, really used that purple belt well against Mir that fight
about to /thread you
now fuck off

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>not admitting defeat
you brit cucks just never learn huh? Do we need to do a round 2 on you fags?

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oh wait, your shitstralian. couldnt tell because of the cucl flag and we don't study 3rd world countries here

Coming back in a fight to defend your big win streak is the best story.

if you're going to be a retard post with a proxy and stop embarrassing Americans

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Thawts on Loli MacDonald's?

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Toilet Chael.

Washed, flushed, and gadooshed

chael is so shit at fighting it's crazy

Come on Adolf, he's like 42.

>Khabib has no proficiency in BJJ

Ok but he's still shit

In terms of caliber of opponent, Chael has had arguably the most difficult career in MMA history

uncle chael beat andersons ass for 24 minutes

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ROAD FC Stream where?

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We all still like him though, I hope

>Ryan Hall
based wizard hope he ankle picks his way to the championship

of course but I don't know why he never got good at striking

yes, he's a wrestler, but he's been a pro fighter for 22 years now and all he does is trying to take opponents down
talks about how he promised his father that he will be a champion - well, how about learning how to strike properly and maybe you'll get there

did dillon danis win? i can't be assed to watch smellator

Schaub-esque

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yeah, proved himself to be the goat

He got starched in the first round

Remember when people thought the world was ending in 2012? Bro that was crazy as fuck lmaoooo.

Has anyone fought more champions than Chael?

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I lived through y2k that as intense

>uncle chael

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you can't just get good at striking. you either got it or you don't

Only real fucking dummies bought into that shit. The best one was the clockapocalypse in 2000.

yes, but he has fought more champions then more champs then any fighter who was were never champion anywhere.

LHW's hilarious history is to blame

chael was good at striking and should have used it more. This fight against Machida was another example.

Chael is a typical wrestler one trick pony, he has some idea on how to punch but he's not very good at it to say the least

Chael has had ONE good fight, and its the fight he lost to Anderson Silva. And its one of the best plots in MMA history. Whoever wrote that screenplay better had gotten a bonus.

really is. also had bad defense on most things he wasn't good at, everything that wasn't wrestling

but that was the times,

plus chael started very very damn early, he fought in the early mma events far before he was a big name

The professional Pico going for a single leg even while exploring alternate realities.

The bum Schaub begging for divine intervention as his soul watches from the other side.

If DJ or Cejudo don't have a cross-promotion fight with the guch they are pussies who will never live down their shame.
He's got to be one of if not the best flyweight (and fuck it batamweight too) in the world at this point.

Who would win if these two guys got in a fight?

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the dude with an 8 inch height advantage I reckon

Chael has never been ko'd

>That kid is a m-m-monster

all his tko losses were quits pretty much

OneFC in 10 minutes, right?

HORIGUCHI CALLS OUT CEJUDA THE PAPER UFC CHAMP

youtube.com/watch?v=cELLX_nTCr4

GUCCI #1
GUCCI #1

CEJUDA THE PAPER CHAMP

I am not sure if the "i need to cover up for a minute to think this through" isn't exactly quitting. Every time the ref stops (and its justified of course) such fights, the fighter looks up saying WHAT THE FUCK MAN I WAS OKAY. They think they are okay. They are only delaying. Its strategy, not quitting.
The viewer and the ref know better, and after seeing the replay on video the fighter probably knows too, but it never feels like quitting while doing it, you don't quit, you are just clueless for a moment trying to decide what to do.

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Imagine if he gets 3 belts in 3 big organizations.

How can one prospect get so flushed so repetitively

UFC is ran by hollywood cucks they will never let the real champ GUCCI take on the paper faggot cejudo

Gucci only lost once in the UFC, right? To DJ?
And he had several fights. He has legit UFC cred.

>He mostly lost
I don't think so buddeh, he defeated two of the GOATS in their prime.

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hunt has fought a lot

Only lost to DJ on short notice fight at young age. Got wrestlefucked too.

>Doctor Stoppage (Broken Toe)
Justice at last.

list of /heem/'s boys

Dillon Danis
Colby
Sean O malley

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Just heard Archuleta claims Spain when he is just another brown mutt del Nuevo Mundo

He needs to hurry then
>people only starting to recognize to true GOAT

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youtube.com/watch?v=cELLX_nTCr4

Emily Cejuda and UFC gonna dodge the #1 challenger for Cejuda

Only thing of worth in that list is Brazilian-victory Colby.

wanderhue was salty af about it absolute bitch

>Sean O malley
he still needs to prove himself. we might lose him to his marijuana addiction.

I forgot theodorou btw

nobody gets lost because of weed bro

rogan and all his friends

Lads, thoughts on Soldic?

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he shits on it all the time retard
cope
>admitting defeat
fuck mate you're fucked in the head or some overexcited white belt freshie desperate to sing the merits of blowjobjob to any cunt who cares.
Khabib is the division champ and has wiped out multiple bjj 'experts' along the way, all while doing no bjj.
you're wrong, fuck off

CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP

they were all a bunch of weirdos from the jump

he was kinda meh. maybe next fight he will do better

>mfw Pico is a can

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based straight white god loving male rory mcdonald

Stipe beats eye-poking DC in the rematch

At least Reem had a good career and became K1 and strikeforce champ before he fell off, it never even began for Pico

Thats what he gets for picking killers with 10+ competitive victories at a time of his career when he should be crushing cans in a regional promotion.
Look at his last 3 opponents, they are all no-name, but very legit fighters. He should've done what Dilon Danis did, and fight bums.

Machida already murdered Couture. Who is the good version of Chael. I don't see how anyone would pick Chael to win this.

youtube.com/watch?v=-sXo46xBSbs

1:55 :((

Breh, I remembered my friend changing his flight on new year's eve 1999-2000 because he thought the plane was gonna drop dead mid air.

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>"trains" MMA
>doesn't practice eye pokes
fucking cazuls

That is true, but it was his mouth that landed him those fights. Which is impressive actually, lol.

Good thing Chael checked it with his head.

>has wiped out multiple bjj 'experts' along the way
he hasn't fought an expert until he's faced tony or nate

that eye poke was the story of the match for me.

what is it about flying knees that makes people duck into them? is it the money?

post your entrance theme
youtube.com/watch?v=0vBhkMYE980

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youtube.com/watch?v=YkQzq5fOEK4

OneFC stream where?

One starts in 90 mins?

youtube
already started the prelims

Its the part where it looks like he's about to throw a headkick, so you duck.

Shit just started watching kino gonna finish this first

Future champ mark my words

>flying knee
>thinks it's a head kick

Eastern euros are so FUCKING stupid

wrestlers always do that automatically

Not really he just asks for the fights he deserves, people just love to hate certain fighters. That said English fighters make themselves really hard to root for, look at this.

His sparring partner on the fight announcement, disrespecting the one guy in the top 5 who is willing to give Leon a shot and does he not realise he's discrediting the result, win or lose you're saying he's too small for the division? Also he brought up the nationality for no reason.

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why do One FC fighters always have the best walkout music?

Khabib vs Machida is the fight to make

>Andrade is fighting some chink in her next match
Keep stacking up those wins Andrade

she has done the work, like a osp for wmma fighting everyone

blasting out a title defense and sorting out a contender is always useful. besides joanna, rose and tatiana need time

We all meme on Chael but almost every opponent he fought was an ex champ for the last 10 years

He never backed down.

Press F to pay respects

>thinking Candrajj will beat based Weili

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How do you want your record senpai?

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I thought good wrestlers are supposed to have better cardio, heart and probably chin.

So what went wrong with this guy? He's not even in the ufc.

>Flushed 40+ year old Chael has a better chin than Pico
kek

you should this is guy in the gym bro, im not naming any names but seriously, he's been giving trouble to some high level guys, i mean he's legit, best coaches in the world, fast learner, mark this guy down as a champ, and he's so young too its scary dude

He trained with Silly Dilly, i guarantee he flushed his chin in practice going hard

>you should this is guy in the gym bro

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can mentality

kek

He is an over hyped amateur who believed in himself too much because of his pedigree.
And he is probably very stupid

>Deleted his chin in sparring
>Zero fight IQ

>tfw unintentionally channeling Schaub

i got that cte too my bad

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I disagree with everything Danis says but I fucking love him just because he upsets all the redditors.

The SETUP for a good flying knee looks like the SETUP for a head kick. You have to react to the setup of the move, not the move itself, else you are always late.

And don't give me that hurrrr yuros, when it was 2 americans dying to flying knees on this card.

same, also colby, theodorou and sean o malley

>Phil Gould
>Fatty Vautin
>Matthew Johns
Dream UFC commentary team

>theodorou
who else here never watching another UFC event in solidarity with /ourguy/ Elias?

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me

What's this technique called?

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The Unanimous Decision Kick.

Can we all agree that TJ is /ourguy/? Let's be honest, he is pretty fucking based

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>ME BETTER
based caveman

I hate American posters to be honest

>flushed loser
>suddenly the swede identifies with him
hmmmmm

reminder that Rena is a can

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Memes ended last night
>Chael
>Pico
>Rena
>Caldwell

Always the asian. Karate n shit

Got all my calls right except bandejas, he let me down but I knew this was the only fight that wasn't a lock, either bandejas tko or mix submission, oh well 4/5 ain't bad, always fuck up on that one 50/50 fight.

Post slip

Why did they cut him? His fight were ironically great and unironically fun to watch

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Finger defense is a legit thing in this "sport". The mental barrier of charging someone with his fingers inches fron your eyes is underestimated.

One of the things that need fixing to make mma a non-joke

It's honestly ridiculous that they cut him. His style may not be pretty but it's effective. If it wasn't he wouldn't have the UFC wins he does.

why was he seen as such a big prospect?
was he a big time amateur fighter before ever getting into bellator?

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Jesus christ this roidmonkey on One

because low iq casuals literally can't even conceive of the levels he's at. confirmed anti-drawl.

Great wrestling credentials and good looking boxing.

>AHEM

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>Pico BTFO
>Danis wins again

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>U""""""""""""""""""""""""""F""""""""""""""""""""""""""C

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He was a well credentialed amateur wrestler, and also won a golden gloves when he was a teenager
Basically, everyone knows wrestleboxing is the most powerful combo, and he was a hot prospect in both

No weightcutting
Only natural martial artists
Only passion and honor
No white piggu savage and mindless violence
WE ARE ONE

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>nicknamed Bushido
>not Japanese

>natty

Pico is a turbo CTE'd chinlet

>wake up after bellator
>just in time to watch the main card of one
>comfy in my bed

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Anyone good fighting?

Who let /fit/ in the ring

Dude jusy goy heemed btw

an asian manlet with tiny arms just got heem crispied

Black Vitor Belfort just got knocked out

deadly heem for De Ritter

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could be some spicy fights but not really except the co main with akiyama and main with stamp

yeah Harrison v Rodlek was brutal and some of the Prelims were ok too.
Card looks unreal

I can't keep my eyes open anymore, I've completely screwed myself for a mediocre bellator event.

Anderson Silva about to fight

How many Anderson Silva's are there

Stay up bruz, be worth

>getting flushed for Bellator
lmao

based discount Anderson Silva

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Pitbull tweeted:
"Here’s an idea: me vs Horiguchi in the first round of the FW GP. 136lbs, BW and FW belts on the line."

I'm not sure if the size difference would be too much for the guch, but it would definitely cement him as an all time great if he won.

Main event girls are fucking hot

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Pitbull just flushed chandler at 155lbs

Him vs Gucchi is so unfair

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Nice big nipples

why is everyone in bellator calling out a flyweight

kickboxing and muaythai with MMA gloves is always spicy

Yeah pure just bleed

Aaron Pico, more like No Chin Flushedco

Anyone have the goofed picks?

youtube.com/watch?v=9hcRcBn_2mE

I'm so glad I stayed up for this, holy shit this is a fight.

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that was insane

As much well deserved shit people give Pico, he's been managed horribly by lellator. Should have been fed cans to at least 9-0 like Neiman

anybody watching one?

now that was a fucking fight

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for me, it's stamp

Khabebz by split

27 and he's already going grey damn

I started going gray at 16

one more like none

These promos ONE does for their merch gives me goosebumps

>tfw 24 and have a bunch of greys

People shitting on ONE are probably not even watching these fights. The big lads just put on a show.

>AND THERE IT IS
>GOOD NIGHT IRENE
>THE BIG KABOSH

I started balding when I was like 23 but still not grey

>tfw 26 and starting to go grey

Most One cards are bangers

STAMP STAMP STAMP

I'd rather be gray than bald any day

unreal fights so far

Hnggh

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stream

I don't mind cause I just shaved when I started losing it, never liked doing anything with my hair so just not having it is much easier

same place they always are, if you don't know you won't know

hit or miss i guess they never miss huh?

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my links arent streaming rn nigga, give

youtube

doesn't your head get cold?

>pretty boy
>is ugly

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didnt know, thanks

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In many ways, Rory won all the wars and all the stories he's been in.

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Not really

>non-jew, non-plastic surgery big tittie breeder girl

oh lord

>not wanting to breed with a jewess and end a semite bloodline

Jewism is maternal

One has the most busted ring girls in the world

just raise it non jew my man

is aaron pico jewish?

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No he's flushed

Tbh mma ring girls always seem to be busted facially, like they just paid a bunch of hookers or something. boxing has the high tier shit

that's not how it works

>knock on the door
>strange, nobody knocked on my neetcave door for ages
>look into peephole
>see pic related
>I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO BARE KNUCKLE, COCKSUCKA! IT'S DINOSAUR FUCKING UP MOTHERFUCKERS, UNBELIVABLE, I FEEL BAD FOR THAT LITTLE ITALIAN, MCGREGA GOING TO BE AVENGED! BUT FIRST WE SNORT THIS 8BALL
wwyd

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I agree and I'm into asians. They could do waaay better especially since these broadcasts have 6 billion potential viewers

reem bless

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All the power in kicks comes from the ball of your foot

You cant kick properly with shoes,especially the roundkicks

ONE > UFC > Bellator > Rizin
In terms of fighter skill and audience size

Yeah.. but why? It's some shitty made up distinction. Do you really think Larry David is descended from Abraham or however it fucking works? Did that nigga even exist? I know Jews don't, they're just mutts. Judaism is a state of mind.

>takes your fishing spot

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Rena posted this on her instagram
I'm sorry
I love this game, but I can't play it anymore.

I guess I'm not suited to MMA.‥
I'm sorry for making you sad.‥

It's just that I really came to New York.
It is my honor that I was allowed to play the game in MSG.

Thank you so much for your support.

I forgive her, she is a true warrior

Rena is a can

She can "Bang" (have sex with) my "Kok" (cock), if you catch my drift in regards to what I'm saying.

>opponenent literally named Ibo CAN
Nice testament to the depth of his resume

just one jav please
imagine rena getting molested in a bus

Flushed AND gadooshed

only javs worth watching are MAGURO tb.h

>Fighters who have never lost the story of a fight in their lives

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Aus boi sleepy
I prefer gravure famila Gemma is based

Sexyama next bois

I remember Ben Askren ragdolling Agilan Thani in one. Akiyama finna judo throw this bum

HOW BASED

jones shook

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i lately enjoy Prestige 120%Natural Ingredients series

This bum can't even celebrate without heeming himself

>I'd tell him I tried

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>Garbrandtesque with his chinhood is Aaron Pico, Joe

I was impressed how quickly he recovered after such an emotional spike and continued to talk like nothing happened

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Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=bgx4_cIdH8k

youtube.com/watch?v=TngGX8d_CMk

this is the future boys

how can ufc wrestlehuggers even compete with this spice

cope

Akiyama might get heemed

haha no, it's just getting started

thebodylockmma.com/one-championship/demetrious-johnson-shuts-down-idea-of-kyoji-horiguchi-rematch-i-won-the-last-fight/

Dj doesnt deserve a rematch at this point tbqh

Based panda

youtube.com/watch?v=br-re3b3nhI

for me, it's the japanese lesbian kissing page on pornhub because i'm too lazy to sift through and download shit ever since javforme got heemed

DJ is legitimately a pussy

HEEM NUTTY

dj is so unlikable

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*wins*

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>I won the last fight, so there’s no reason I would seek out another fight with somebody I already beat
>loses the rematch to Cejudo
I've steadily lost all respect for DJ over the last few years. The guy is such a fucking pussy holy shit
Guchi absolutely btfos him in the rematch, im honestly not even interested in seeing it. I'd much rather see Cejudo/Horiguchi but dana is a faggot and will never do another cross-promotion event

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Meh.

Sexyama is a bum

a liar, a fraud, and a cheat just like his short lived real estate career and political campaign

Akiyama has never been that good but he looks extra slow and shouldn't be fighting. Only the juice is keeping him in this

That would be better than cruz, cody or faber

based

he was that good

PANDA PANDA PANDA

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cringe

against cans, he held his own against legit western competition but never could do enough.

BJJ isn't dead. It's just been so I integrated into MMA that most good fighters know enough to have sub defense, know how to work in the guard and pull off a RNC it armbar. If you have great wrestling ability and good standup, then you just need purple belt level BJJ to neutralize a BJJ specialist.

Mark Hunt is eternally heems guy. Refused to wrestle because it is boring as fuck, never juiced once
>youtube.com/watch?v=Eoz_L-A3GhM

I don't know about absolutely btfos. DJ is still really good, I could see him holding down Gucci, similar to Caldwell but just more active. Probably because that's what happened in their first fight.

I'm also more interested in Cejudo/Gucci

Dana leaned his lesson sending Chuck to Pride and getting his ass handed to him. He would never rusk a cross promotion fight to delegitimize the UFC and help promote a competitor.

He spend one of his pursues on amphetamines and another one of CS GO skins. You can be more based than that 2bh

>Chael permanently flushed
>Rena flushed
>Gooby flushed
>Rory lost the animal spirit and flushed himself
>Cody flushed
>Cruz in a permanent state of injury
>TJ flushed
>Tony still hasn't got the shot
>Max got his chin deleted and will be killed stone dead in the next 2-3 fights
>The Chris is JUST
>Colby is getting ducked for centuries, will never fight again in his life
>Hunto is brutally CTE'd, has already admitted to having memory problems
>Stipe heem eyepokeyed out of his legacy
>Gus got deleted by jonny bones and got retired by Smif
>Elias cut despite his good record
>Bobby Knuckles perma injured
>Robbie flushed by semantics
>Cowboy mentally broken by El Cucuy, an heroes his title hunt to escape the cage
>Aldo spiritually broken by Gooby, got deleted by Pilloway
>KZ flushed in the last second of a fight he won
>Superboy's chin permadeleted, crawled off with his tail between his legs to do his service
>Urijah came out of retirement and will absolutely ruin his career BJ style
I swear bros, everything is fucked
Henry and Jon are our only surviving boys at the top. If Stipe gets flushed again and Tony gets cucked out of the title shot I'm gonna fucking kms. This entire situation could be fixed if Gooby came back and flatlined Khabib

Cute

>This entire situation could be fixed if Gooby came back and flatlined Khabib
Don't worry user. That is guaranteed

My boy JDS is still up and running

tfw Claudia will never dom you

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Damn, Stamp Fairtex looks like THAT?

Fine I'll fight them both in a grappling match the same time

What's Hunto up to, anyway

>This entire situation could be fixed if Gooby came back and flatlined Khabib
>Don't worry user. That is guaranteed

correct. ufc and all of mma is scripted so im sure it will happen. theyre just making this era seem bad so that the gooby return will feel much better.

Congrats to the american bettors who bet on rory and machida, i wish i had money to also bet on them. I got all picks correct but fkin patrick mix got submission over my boy, i knew the fight was 50/50 but mix isn't a meme apparently.

>My body is fucked but my mind is still here. I’ve still got my senses about me and I know what’s right and wrong, which is the main thing. Sometimes I don’t sleep well. You can hear me starting to stutter and slur my words. My memory is not that good anymore. I’ll forget something I did yesterday but I can remember the shit I did years and years ago. That’s just the price I’ve paid – the price of being a fighter. But I’ve fought a lot of drug cheats and copped a lot of punishment from guys who were cheating and that’s not right.
By fighting as an old boomer he has completely JUSTed his record to 13-14 and has still not retired

based

he's got one more run at the strap in him brother

Stamp is getting flushed

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he ain't getting anywhere near the strap, he's going to be sent into retirement if he ever gets the chance to face magumbu

t. Mother of all Mutts moro from Morocco.

I admire your dedication to your boy.
I pray his flushing will be quick and painless.

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Trying to become global elite
Hunt does not care about any record. Just Bleed mentality

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Is (((Aaron))) (((Bronsteter))) the jewyest jew who ever jewed?

who is chael sonen?

he bacc

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How is Chael Sonnen?

w-what haha...

Shut Up Félix, you walking meme

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Lol rigged af

why can't you google who chael is? why are you posting the same comment 3 times? is it your internet or what are you up to

dead week

Im trying to look at the fight objectively but what did the thai do to win that?
Aussie walked her down whole fight and landed heaps more

Yeah the Australian won every round but the first, who really cares though

ever noticed how dutch prime schaub poster has disappeared after schaubs not so special came out. Rest in peace lad

No rebuttal to the accusations of brownness, I see.

*blocks your path*

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what a horrible fit

Is Chael the most decorated fighter to retire undefeated?

In many ways Aaron Pico won the story of the night

WMMA incoming

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not so fast kiddo

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cringe fashion homo detected

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how does he leave the house like this? do all of his friends hate him?

battle of the waitresses GoT really fuked up cutting this from season 8

...

>Gracie "BJJ"
Ryan Hall will 50/50 Kron and then the meme will FINALLY end

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Dillon ended the khabib meme

>that posture
When will they DNA test Wandy and confirm he is part gorilla

This is wrong. He doesn't have a formal wrestling background, but he's been training wrestling for a long time. He's been training boxing a long time. He talks about it on his instructionals. He is obviously a jiu jitsu specialist, but he realizes that all aspects of martial arts are important.

He even changed the name of his school from 50/50 Jiu Jitsu, to 50/50 Martial Arts.

How did Chael do?

>H-HELP ME ADULMANAP

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DMV BABY ITS WIZARD TIME

Unironically retired

The way I see it, khabib Beats Conor and “retires”. Dillon continues to conquer the game window he is the 4 division ufc champ. Khabum begs for a fight, Dillon slaps him and subs him in 1 round.

>doesn’t throw punches
>doesn’t try to wrestle
>flops on the ground

No he only retired ironically

>I used to be tougher. I used to want it more. I used to have more grit. I fired my last bullet.

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I doubt it. His contract has ended and he has kids now.

when you can absolutely btfo a 5th degree black belt in seconds you dont need to wrestle
His style favours manoeuvring himself around an opponent rather than wrestlefucking and smashing someone. If someone tried to take him down or something we would see his wrestling

a shell of his former self

cope

oh for shur bj is a munster

You cazzies don't understand there are levels to skillsets. You're either the best in the UFC at something or you have zero ability in it. There is nothing inbetween to you guys.

If Ryan's boxing and wrestling are a C, but his submissions are A+ he's going to base his tactics around his strengths. But he's been training boxing and wrestling for over 10 years now. It's like how Conor gets tapped by Diaz and Khabib, and cazzies think he's white belt level because he got tapped by two of the best in the world.

unironically i worry about him being able to speak in 5 years if he dosent stay retired even if he does

I should have guessed
youtube.com/watch?v=f8TkxIU0lIk

oh for shur conor is a munster

youtu.be/-sXo46xBSbs
youtu.be/-sXo46xBSbs
There will never be another Chael Sonnen.

now that the dust has settled
Will khabib ever recover from dillon "the GOAT" dannis flushing him?

>that sad little joke about getting a silver medal
STOP IT CHAEL

He still seems sharp. He doesn’t slur his words, he’s just as quick-witted as he’s always been, and I personally haven’t seen him do anything that looks like the result of CTE

He is a wrestler. He will be ok

He’s the GOAT. Beaten but never defeated.

true but unless hes crazy lucky hes got like 20 years of hits to the head and taken some brutal kos

Heh nothin personal

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Khabib hasn't won a fight since he got ran off by Dillon, pathetically looking for security or Dagestani bathmates to hide behind.

Danis will avenge Conor.

Is T-Sissy ever going to fight again?

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Dustin is going to heem Khabib in the second round in front of his father screencap this

no

He is fighting Magomedshapirov afaik

unironically hope he gets in the ufc and fights khabib at some point, imagine the press conference

*Dillon

the "T" is for toilet

*mouthbreathes*

Wake up, Khabib

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Post favourite fighters in every division

Flyweight: Fuck manlets
Bantamweight: Fuck manlets
Featherweight: Kron
Lightweight: Tony
Welterweight: Till/ Masvidal
Middleweight: Romero
LHW: Jones
HW: Blaydes

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Hold on brother let me finish

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Where is kabobs penis here?

dillon danis

FLW: Gucci
BW: Gucci
FW: Aldo
LW: Tony
WW: Lawler
MW: Yoel
LHW: Yoel if he moves up, otherwise Jones
HW: Hunt

if tj thought he was going to die from cutting down to 125, why did he take EPO instead of pulling out? fighters drop fights for medical reasons all the time, what was stopping him

so who is fighting this chael sonen guy next?

LHW Yoel is the stuff of dreams
Jan is a contender for favourite LHW but Jones has a serial killer mentality

Care to explain how drostanolone helps to set up a rear naked choke? Og, right, it doesn't.

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you have the lowest iq on all of Yea Forums

>tfw your boy has quietly retired and is now into lucha libre which means you will never have to see him get heemed again by others or by his own body

it's a nice and wholesome feel t b h

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How do you think Cejudo vs. AlJo is gonna play out?

>that fake smile

>literally playing games standing with ortega
>loses next fight to dustin

Steroids improve strength and conditioning. With steroids, you are better able to defend against your opponents ground game and implement your own game.

I thought the same with my boy Urijah
You are literally never free from the fight game, cain will be getting heemed in Lellator by the year end

Kek

Urijah is coming back to heem TJ

>toilet till
>favourite fighter
kek you fucking faggot.

Im pale bro

yoel doesn't have the height or reach to be effective against top light heavies.

retard

Natty Paulo is going to send Yoelito packing to the LHW middleweight refugee camp

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t. toilet till supporter

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Flushed

*heemed by USADA*

yoelito is in the waiting room right now for fermentation in the brown void

Christ

automatically read as 10th Street Steaks

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MMA has to be the number one cruelest sport in terms of retirees
There is not one single fighter who avoided becoming a washed up flushed CTE'd bum. GSP got out clean once but he couldn't resist the call and came back for more.

So how does taekwondo work anyway, is just kicks or what

kek, I had to re-read that myself

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Such cope.

New new new

Honestly, foot covering, aka shoes, would have more legitimacy in MMA

The gloves need to go, and we need hyperstrict enforcement of the eye poking and eye gouging and eye scraping rules

>faggotfornia
>faggotfornia
>jew york
>jew york
FFS, vary it up a little

MMA used to be held all over the fucking country

fucking get in there

this comes up as true detective but i could have sworn it was from an old movie from the 90s or 80s

lol pico got knocked out again?

Big mouthed can

Based