OFFICIAL BELLATOR 222 GAMETHREAD #3

>Main card (DAZN now)

Rory MacDonald vs. Neiman Gracie

Lyoto Machida vs. Chael Sonnen

Dillon Danis vs. Max Humphrey

Ricky Bandejas vs. Patrick Mix

Eduardo Dantas vs. Juan Archuleta

Kyoji Horiguchi def. Darrion Caldwell via unanimous decision (live blog)

>Undercard

Lindsey VanZandt def. Rena Kubota via submission (rear-naked choke) (R1, 4:04)

Haim Gozali def. Gustavo Wurlitzer via submission (triangle choke) (R1, 4:02)

Mike Kimbel def. Sebastian Ruiz via split decision (30-27, 28-29, 30-27)

Robson Gracie Jr. def. Oscar Vera via first-round armbar submission (3:15)

Marcus Surin def. Nekruz Mirkhojaev via split decision (30-27, 27-29, 29-27)

Phil Hawes def. Michael Wilcox via first-round TKO (doctor stoppage) (5:00)

Adam Borics def. Aaron Pico via second-round KO (3:55) | Watch finish

Taylor Turner def. Heather Hardy via first-round TKO (3:53)

Valerie Loureda def. Larkyn Dasch via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27 x2)

Brandon Polcare def. Brandon Medina via submission (guillotine) (R1, 4:33)

Kastriot Xhema def. Whitney Jean Francois via second-round TKO (3:17)

John Beneduce def. Kenny Rivera via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27 x2)

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R I C E D

Schaub

RIZIN WINS 2-0 DONT @ ME CAGE KEKS

BASED GUCCI

RUN BACK THE DJ FIGHT ONE AND DJ YOU PUSSIES
GOOCH WILL FUCK WASHED DJ UP

how can sissy black """"""men"""""" compete against the superior yellow midge samurai

>be black
>Lose to asian
Clockwork

NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS NIPS > NIGS

>womeme opinion
discarded

>western MMA

based japan
based anime
based weebs

JAPAN
JAPAN
JAPAN
REVENGE FOR HIROSHIMA
REVENGE FOR NAGASAKI
THE FIRST TRUE CHAMP CHAMP

GUCCI MANE FTW

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I need to go get beer, which fight should I be skipping

The samurai does not fear the nog.

>the virgin wrestler lanklet vs the chad manlet double promotion champ

finns > swedes

UFC trash fear the RIZIN warriors

Lads unironically is that the worst attempted wrestlefucking you've seen?

I think it is for me. Last 3 rounds Caldwell literally refused to throw a single strike. Especially the last one. 4 minutes of top control, not one strike. Wtf is that shit?

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BASED

black "men" just cant compete

Which anime should I watch tonight? Thinking of starting JoJo. Based Gucci

the next two maybe 3

casual ufc faggots, how come caldwell didnt win with devastating top control in front of the exact same ufc judges? please explain niggers

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Cejudo would get blown out by the two org champ

>Guchi

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Go now user

Wrestlefags BTFO
Lay and pray BTFO
Beloltor BTFO

DJ Vs GUCCI 2. IS THE FIGHT TO MAKE.

I grew up with Dillon, and party with him a few times a year. Ask me anything

R I C E D

I

C

E

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>DJ wins ONE championship belt
>Gucci beats him in ONE
>First triple promotional MMA champ

Unironically, the wrestlefucker FEARS the Samurai

CONOR MCGREGOR BTFO
GUCCI IS THE ONE TRUE CHAMP CHAMP

Gucci and Cejudo is a great fight.

UFC really lacks talent at bw right now.

>literally has guch up against the cage right next to his corner
>his corner is screaming at him to do shit
>literally just lays there and prays
>mfw

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Cruz coaching Caldwell
TJ coaching Archuleta

In many ways a Schaubesque twist

You did well heem
Glad to be among real fans tonight

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If Gucci beat DJ in the rematch he would unironically be GOAT

CEJUDO IS A PAPER CHAMP

GUCCI

>be ncaa1 champ
>struggle to hold some Japanese manlet down
>get taken down him as well

Fucking embarrassing

*grabs your legs and holds on for dear life*

Did you guys really care that much about that fight? Huh, I guess maybe I'm just a cazzie then.

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how did his dick feel in your ass

I wonder how they'll manage this moving forward, maybe 1 fight a year in America?

Glove grabbing/holding should be legal

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> gucci is the first cross promotional champion
Overeem was the Strikeforce and Dream champion. Also the K-1 kickboxing champ at the same time.

You should know that Thomson since you were in Strikeforce at the time of Overeem's peak and Reem was a much bigger name than Horiguchi is.

Not true go watch Bermudez vs Glenn

>the wrestlefucker FEARS the Samurai

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Juan Archuleta is legitimately good and not overhyped Pico "good."

based dancing retard

the OG champ champ

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I think Cejudo and Benavidez need to run it back.

No one would care outside of east asia and joe rogan in his one man crusade that every promotion is ufc caliber

He ran in so fast the athletic commission guy didn't check him for oil, his nails or his glove tape.

>Doo Doo
heh

RIIIIIIIIIIIICED

WTF pico lost?
:((((

Gucci is a cool guy get on the train buddeh

Why was a manlet title fight the opener of the maincard?

Start JoJo it's very good however if you watch it in any language besides Japanese subtitled with English you deserve a fate worse than death.

But really watch it shit is fucking bananas

Cejudo would KO Gucci and cement himself as the GOAT being a three org champ with 4 belts and a gold medal

>DJ vs Gucci in ONE
>Gucci deletes DJ
>Chatri changes it to a draw one day later due to a "technically illegal" move
>"It is the fairest outcome to make"

>put away

I always root for ATT fighters

LOVE HORIGUCHI
LOVE HORIGUCHI
LOVE HORIGUCHI

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bets on beard

Niggas name is doodoo

josh thomson is subsaharan level retarded

Can't blame him for forgetting a few things after those wars with Melendez

just woke up, did i miss something?

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coker on coke

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so is dantas

also pico is unironically better than both of them

i bet beard is going to give the boy the khabib-con treatment

Gucci is actually so based. 125er just put away a 145er twice.

Practically outwrestled him too from an MMA Standpoint. He needs to come back to the UFC I swear. Either fight DJ in ONE or match him against Cejudo at 125. That's a fight.


Kyoji's only recent loss is DJ when he was like 24. I think DJ lost against Pickett at that age, big difference now,

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anyone got a cam on the flying knee ko?

EPO INTENSIFIES

Put away means finished.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Gucci won but dont watch the fight

Why are Japanese manlets so strong?

We give them a lot of shit for their height but man can they fight!

We're not here to take part

>coached by duane ludwig

bellator doesnt test for epo

Sexual frustration

will this card end up more pearl harbor or nagasaki

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they're all manlets, be more specific

secret to archuleta's winning streak is fighting bellator cans

Boring or not Gucci lost that fight.

>it's another wrestlefuck episode

is neiman gracie legid ?

are people from hong kong any taller?

Who /epo/ here?

Japanese can't fight. they're even bellow whites in natural athleticism and fighting ability fighting ability.

somewhat but he's going to get wrecked tonight

he's pretty good.

ah yes, another high iq hugging against the cage fight

Is Rory actually retiring?

Yes

>leafnigger COPE

Not well rounded. He's just a worse Maia

Who won that round?

>Gracie
>Post-2000s MMA

He's fucked lad

epo smoothie every morning, my blood is thicker than molasses

BASED HULKSTER

How bad is Chael going to get beat tonight?

the epo fighting system

Dantas because he landed 2 strikes, instead of hugging

Does CBD work or is it just a meme

JUST BLEEEEEED

Chael wins via wrestlebuddy

who thought da zn was a good name? seems like some boomer who thinks they can appeal to zoomers made this

Not as well as bath salts.

He will give up before he takes any real punishment

subbed via guillotine in first round

just smoke weed

pretty much everything anyone tries to sell you is a meme

>twitter troglodykes
m8 we want the heems

its good for pain

cannot fucking stand mauro anymore

Dudu hasn't looked as good since his surgery.

If you vape it it's like nicotine but without the buzz. I guess it's good for muscle recovery.

Cognitive Behavior Development is the cornerstone of all primary education, without it children really don't stand a chance of fully navigating the complex world they will eventually live in

What would you name your fight video service Yea Forums?

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stem cell chael is a b-b-b-beast

>being stronger than your opponent is bad

jesus fucking christ

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEM

DEAD

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

THAT'S A HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

H E
E M

Mauro is fucking horrible

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Chael saying "I pose this to you because..." before every punch

JUST HEEEEEEM

HEEEEMMM

HOLY SHIT

w e w
e
w

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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BRING MY KIDS

fightvideoservice.com

HEEM ME INSIDE

BASEF

HEEEEM

welp there goes the picks

damn

gadoosh

it's perfect

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEm

Heem Supreme! MAMA MIA!

Heem ded

Clean as hell

|HE|
|EM|

sweet heems are made of these

That nigga sleepin

wew

gayporn.com

glad that point fighting bitch in the red gloves got btfo

>calling out gucci
>when you're a FW
?

BJPenn.com

BOOM

WHERES YOUR KID AT

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The EPO camp does it again

nova união in shambles rn

theheemmachine.moe

HOLy SHIT

Dillashaw lmao

fucccckkk I want to see Dillon win but I also would love to see him get heem'd as well

i thought about trying to find this clip

He's had a rough time of it.

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Post the link to the vid sweet dreams are made of heems

TJ Pillashaw in the corner juicing him up between rounds, no wonder he heemed the poor fella.

>EPOashaw in corner
Really makes me think

>cheatashaw in corner
Yikes

based tj

TJ in the corner. failed drug test incoming.

SemenSlurpingSportdotcom, SSS to the kids

is that nigga ded? wtf

UPDATE

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damn this nigga fuckin dead

Dillashaw wins the rematch

perfectly legal pills. gnc shit

why's everybody claiming this dude is on EPO?

youtube.com/watch?v=1FCgbu9L4zI

ESPN + 1

Y'ALL READY FOR DANIS TO GET FLUSHED

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Yeah I know not sure why I wrote it 2bh

whatever i didn't care anyway

poor guy

Beleltor personally supplied it to em

>Teammate is Dillashaw
Lad

based and BOOMpilled

salty dillaGOAT h8rs

Dantas literally got a concussion + brain damage for $2.5-5k

TJ let it slip today during an interview with Chael that Archuleta has red blood cell levels of 49 out of a maximum of 50.

We got a spanish nigga?

This match was sponsored by SnakeEPO.comâ„¢! Snake EPO, used by world champions!

cringe

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

ever hear of snake oil?

lol all of bellators rising stars n prospects getting btfo

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B O O M
O
O
M

Anyone else see Mauro Ranallo's documentary about his bipolar? The guy is a legit psycho.

That cringe interview

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Thanks user

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Dillashaw admitted his mistakes, he'll only grow from this.

Why the fuck did they lead the card off with a title fight, only the follow it up with literal whos?
Wtf is wrong with Smellator?

its embarrassing when a guy prepares a single line and repeats it multiple times during the post fight interview

>145er calling out a 125er


They don't even try to hide it. Gucci should ditch Bellator

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>you are not leaving the states with that belt
what did he mean by this?

>snek

>Bellator
>Drug testing

Choose one.

First ever ChampChampChampChamp??

dillafraud's on epo? I thought he was just high on his own ego
i honestly didn't even know diilashaw was on epo, that's heavy shit that's easily caugh,no?

he means he's going to mug gucci in the street in 30 minutes

I'm a 145er so that means I'm a 185er and women's 115er and 265er number one contender WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Illima Macfarlane could get it ngl

no way, dillashaw is done forever. he might have 1 fight left in ufc then hes here on bellator

what a fucking retarded post fight interview

why doesn't the snake fight in rizin

That's Mickey Gall

HORIGUCI

WE ARE INTERNING YOU

AT A CAMP IN CALIFORNIA

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THE COUNTRY WITH THAT BELT

He's suspended until 2021 and had his title stripped, leading to the era of Henry Cejudo.

Clean af KO damn

They test one time a day before the fight. You can be as juicy as you want to be here

He’s crashing the plane with no survivors

Jay Glazer is ear cancer

>saw TJ
>see what he's up to
>see this

WHAT THE FUCK LADS
CHAEL IS BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=ZW4H-3MB9Qo

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yeah i would be her seat any day

dillafraud..... retarded mutt that think elite fighters are clean

who /champshitonly/ here?

Who's ready to Mix it up?

>tfw no gf that could heem you
why even live

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kek

can we get to based danis heeming some can yet

if you dont have four belts are you even a real champion?

They got any good up and comers?

All day every day

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twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/1139724088727896069

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>uses a out of focus photo where she has heavy makeup on

need webm of the ko

Why is Dillon Danis not the main event?

its before and after a fight.. you have to need doctors as good as elite baseball player doctors

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can't even remember who I picked for this fight lol

Danis vs Khabib when?

WHERE ARE MY KIDS MY KIDS

Deserves more (You)s

>Danis

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they dont want him to get a big head

based yeezy walkout

fuck taylor swift btw

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yeah I just wiki'd it, I don't know how I didn't know that, I think of that shit as way old school, didn't know anybody still got caught using it
just cause nobody's clean doesn't mean epo is back on the menu

lmao

>fuck taylor swift
i would if i could

Danis is already up 1-0 on that schlub

just remembered gallagher getting heemed
:D

imagine getting triangle choked by a big brazilian woman hahaha

ofc no one gets caught for it when usada doesnt even test for it lol

this nigga look like a black dustin poorier

everyone is so drunk by now... nobody is paying attention to music

Okay I'm off to sleep.

who heard about mma because of comedian brandon schaub?

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Rooting for Bandejas because he looks completely retarded

well doesn't mean you can't cycle for it. remember that he failed for IN competition drug testing. an SCHEDULED drug testing. someone fucked up badly in his camp

nah, only if you consider Leonardo Santos a up and comer lol,

ricky is such a fucking can

2 dweeb twinks fighting. who cares

why doesn't every fighter just do this

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Patchy Mix sounds like a black people hair product

heem tappy

FUCKING CARD OF THE YEAR

...

BACKPACKED.com

my picks are heemed

Very Rena like with his defense

where the fuck did this da zn come from? they bought out hbo?

why not flip onto your back and slam the guy to the mat underneath you if youre in that position?

OUR PICKS

kek

based retard supporter

heem backpacky

honestly looked like if you put me in there against a trained fighter who didnt have the heart to heem me

That is how I envision my amateur debut going

HEEM CHOKEY HOLY FUCK

TAPPY

B A S A D O

LMAO WHAT A BUM

BASED BLACKPACK

GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI

i think canelo owns it

getting choked or doing the choking?

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WHAT
thee
FUCK
>doesn't make a single move to get him off his back

is it illegal to spike him on the head, or knock his wind out why jumping back, because that's LITERALLY what you do in that situation

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Mix it up

Called it

White people stand no chance in this sport.

1.5 years minimum

likely he still holds on and the choke insti sinks like when he fell backwards

probably could have slid him over his head if it was later in the fight and sweaty

money laundering for his cartel connects

This begs the question how bad is Gallagher?

Nothing really changes and it becomes even harder for you to defend. In his situation it would be better to try to than just to lose

reddit mma stream has no streams WHAT THE FUCK

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spicy main card desu ne

>whitey carrying black man while he gets suffocated under the pressure
poetic

Should have spiked him on his head and taken the dq, would have been less embarrassing desu

another lelator fix, eh?

>bandejas
>white
still seething after getting riced?

you're supposed to shuck them off from the front not just stand there like a retard

did you not see the Gucci fight?

ur still gonna get strangled unless u slam the back of their head so hard.

Not looking good for you guys

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I get you dont want to fall, like he did, but leaping backwards with momentum should at least knock the wind out of him and give you an opportunity to get out. he did literally nothing, collapsed, and tapped. it seems a better strategy than just letting it happen

based and true

Doing the choking. Got kinda good at the whole backpack thing. I'd probably get tko'd tho ngl

brendan schuab is responsible

and i thought Bandejas was based for beating that irish bitch

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yeah doing nothing was the worst thing possible lol

Better to lean forward when they're backpacking you and try to slide them off.

Better off doing a front flip tbqfh

everyone remaining picked danis except me
ruh roh

this gentleman is clearly white

I just got here lads, what did I miss?

at least we're not brazilians

>invent the rules for the sport
>become irrelevant in it

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if he back slammed him would that count as a take down?

I'm so loney

>calling out Gallagher

Asians are not white

i just want to see the bad guy fight

As soon as someone is called a prospect in Bellator they lose

Scott Coker's blood pressure must be sky high.

The last and sole surviving prospect is AJ McKee.

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they're honorary aryans

>only brazilian champions are women

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why not just run face first into the cage

*wrestles u against the fence* OwO

well as long as it's a level playing field

Link ?

why would it be DQ?
isn't it the same case as the Andrade vs Rose fight, where the slam was legal because she was shaking off a hold?

based

which makes perfect sense because wmma is a good 10-15 years behind mma

You could add Aldo to that again

calling it now, danis gets heem'd

it's expensive to test for

D A N I S
K I N O
I N C O M I N G

>Dolly joke

kek this bitch seething that Danis is big time

Why not warm up and get sweaty immediately before the fight, and go in slippery naturally?

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TRUMP RALLY?
GOD BLESS THE USA

jesus Illima is mad thicc, mama mia que gostosa

her husband is literally black

>Danis bullies ilima-lei
HOW DARE HE

there's a few that havent been added in, dont know who has the latest version

Hunnerd percence b

At last, we get to see the GOAT at work

I can’t stand this fucking roastie jesus christ

>yeah that performance was pretty similar to the one I just did
>watch out for le dolly guys

Danis about to tap this can. McGregor wins the rematch as well.

only liked because people have fantasies about Japan

why not have the guy who puts vaseline on your face put vaseline all over your body?

Illima is absolutely based and dollypilled

Hope this Proper 12 fuckboy gets smashed desu

Pico's train was derailed after his last time. The guy won't coming back anytime soon

where is stream pls

just bathe in olive oil the night before GSP style

cringe

Danis with a sneaky D’arce

Dazn.com

I fucking hope Danis is smart and just gets the guy to the ground and doesn't try to pretend to be like Conor. Fuck.

For me? It can only be Danis.

Dillon Danis acts like /heem/ when in proximity to a female (autistic)

he's just like us

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how many wins until we see danis in ufc

such a cope.

google.co.nz

danis round 1 sub desu

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New to the internet? google stream hunter.

dazn.com

wow he's LITERALLY me

Why so miserable, cheer up
is your boy leon edwards

fight me irl

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>3 wins
>2 losses
>gets to fight on the main card

LELLATOR

>being this mad

YIKES

>walking out to eminem

god i want danis to get finished so bad

>eminem

BASED

if you slam a guy backpacking, you basically get to land a full force headbutt with no foul

>one of the best brazilian jiu jitsu practitioners on the planet
fucking wat

all the other prospects and bellator stars got fucked, danis about to get heem'd

based Dillon will sub this can in a hot minute

Based walkout song

ABSOLUTELY KINO SHORTS

>leopard shorts
he's ready for the gay sex alright

yeah just bring yourself to the ground if someone has your back

he's 5-6 amateur I think

really bakes the old noodle

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one of the GOAT tracks from Eminem if I'm honest family

AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

Max looks like a created fighter in a game

ANNNNNNNND STILLLL

UNDEFEATED

>both are young
>30

Michael Williams is such a low-energy cage announcer.

based metallica

he has literally no other options in life, he's still only 22 and will have a fine career, everybody loses in mma

mockingbird is peak Eminem

Danis looking a bit dagestani there

danis soon to be f l u s h e d

Dillon "McNuggets DickRIIIIIIIIIIIIDERRRRRR" Danis

That dude looks like an NPC

Gave Gordon Ryan his toughest match in his ADCC gold medal run. Danis is a lot better than you might think.

the fuck grappling championship did danis win??

>heem is pro-Colby
>heem is pro-Dillon
>heem is pro-Nate

why does heem love assholes so much?
are you all secretly girls?

takedowns are a beast

hope dannis dies in the ring lads

lmao a legit can

jesus Danis what kind of shorts are those, so gay man.

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Just took a Dillon in the bathroom lads

and humphrey is way worse than you could imagine

>/heem/ is one person
wew

I've said before he looks exactly like an LA metro faggot version of one of Ali's Dagestani wrestlefuckers

why does danis have such a soft voice

relative to the entire world I guess?

BASED DANIS

yikes

gaped.com

he be doing that chinese cupping shit, all over his back

why did no one tell me humphrey was such a bum

daaaamn danis's hands sound heavy as fuck

F to this can

JUST STAND UP BRO

he's gay

MAX
GET UP
GET UP
YOU GOTTA GET UP
MAX GET UP
USE THE CAGE
GET UP
MAX
GET UP
GET UP NOW

WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG DANIS

DANIS SMESH

>making money without brain damage with the boiiiiiiiiis

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>3-2 record coming in
didn't need to be stated

>danus cant finish a guy out of the crowd

what type of coaches does max have? they're scraeming "GET UP", literally just "GET UP!", it reminds me of when rampage coached TUF

NEW KHABIB

>Canis

this is a high tier fight, what a fucking champion

dannis is FO REAL a draw

Dillon will end the Khabib meme

>trained by marcelo garcia

they failed to mention he got banned from that gym

Danis looking tenderly into the crowd

corner man working harder than Humphries

More pathetic that danis hasnt been able to finish him yet

YOU'RE THE MAN MAX

Conor IS in the US because he went to the Stanley Cup playoff games.

So why isn't he there supporting his bro?

Danis is a shitter for not finishing this 3 minutes ago

DANUUUS

ARMBAR TAPPY

B A S E D A N I S

THE CHAMP CHAMP DOES WHAT THE FOOK HE WANTS

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>KEPP FIGHT THE HANDS MAX
>HE'S GETTING TIRED MAX
>DON'T STOP FIGHTING MAX
>BREATH
>DON'T TAP MAX

yeah but it was just for ego shit danis was still his best pupil

what a fucking can

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What what a great fight
I sure love this PPV and Bellator

CAN: CRUSHED

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fuggin KEK

Danis looked so bored that whole fight

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Based

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED DANIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

lol KHABIB WOULD GET KILLED

BASED FUCKING DANIS
KHABIB ON NOTICE

based danis won this fight three times within a round

Danis haters on suicide watch

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The second can was crashed successfully

Coaches are right, though
It's all he had to do

i dont know man, maybe he lost to straight killers

HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO

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danis is a b-beast

Why do all Armenians/Chechens/Dagestanis have a hairline like this?

daniel beats khabeb

Sorry Finland, you're a fuckin goof

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huge victory for danis

is khabib next?

GG

why are they giving dannis soft ass fights and letting pico cte himself into an early retirement?

Dillon Danis is the guy to beat Kebab bros.

The dolly fiasco was in NY

Did people actually pick that bum to win? KEK

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Can we say p4p goat rookie prospect that was a brutal tappy

So are we in the feeding Danis cans until he gets KOd by his first legit opponent timeline

goatfuckers just got to see what it actually looks like to toy with an opponent and intentionally not finish for mat time

Ready for a UFC/Bellator crossover. Dannis vs. Tony

Khabib is ducking this man, he's scared

Bellator building up another hype job against cans.

It always ends the same way.

but its incredibly unhelpful coaching. giving him specific steps to take that they can see from their perspective outside the cage that he can't with danis hands in his face, would be helpful.

why he got circles on his back?

Does it count as a can if you only had one fight beforehand?

>Conor not jumping over the cage and slapping an official

I didn't expect it, but I was hoping for it.

>watching uk tv
>literally just saw a viagra commercial

what the absolute FUCK
Never seen anything like that before

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Danis is literally the G.O.A.T

1 finland still up

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this

>haters will cry that he beat another can
THE COPE

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failed an allergy test

Because in Bellator’s delusional mind Danis is the gateway to landing McGregor

targets for cum

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pico wanted this last fight

bellator cant help his room temperature fight IQ

pico is a moron
danis is milking it

can you really ban people from entering different states?

Where's Gooby?

new

Khabibesque sp

>Zach Long (2-0)
>Anthony Goldfield (3-1)
>Kansas City Fighting Alliance
>neither has fought since July 2018

cans, cans everywhere

cupping therapy, it's bullshit but athletes will go to the grave saying it works.

>calling out jon jones
lmao what a god

I'm in my 30s and think I could do as well as that can with 6 months training.

LMFAO pretty based

Brown belt world champ. A year or two after he got his black belt he was kicked out of his gym for shitposting on social media, but by all accounts I've heard he's a nice guy if you meet him in person.

>Jon Jones

Dannis would steam roll anyone on Tuesday night contender he should be UFC bound

ayyyyy

>calling out jon jones

KEK

>jon jones

ohhhnononononono

>jon jones

Yes. States rights are a big deal. The countries of the Commonwealth have nothing that compares to it

Accupressure cup therapy shit. A lot of fighters do it.

is danis one of those three things

what a snacc she is

crackstreams.com/mma/2/ bruh

How tf did this amatuer meme his way into 100k paydays fighting cans at msg. Highkey jealous.

chael has dip in his mouth.. based

Okay so what's the real reason?