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Championship*
Soon.
Post athletes who you believe not only deserve a career-ending injury, but get the kind of injury that will affect them for the rest of their lives.
>pic related
>Board man delivers
Based Goatwhi.
Imagine being this shitty of a person that you wish this on someone else
My raptor :)
> Marc Stein: The Lakers’ ability to seal a deal for Anthony Davis likely hinges on what the No. 4 pick can fetch. If the No. 4 pick can land a player to excite New Orleans, on top of Ingram and Ball, then the teams are headed for an agreement in principle before draft night next Thursday
2 days ago – via TheSteinLine
I'm legit so mad the Lakers traded Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk
Asterisk title
Back to resetera tranny
give me ONE reason why this wouldnt happen
>they're coming home
and so it begins
i'm currently imagining the level of shitposting that would occur if lowry and kawhi got injured... really makes me think
So the question is, what can the #4 pick get that the stupid pelicans want? they're already getting Zion, and who has the big hype after Williamson? time to do some scouting lads.
this a stacked draft?
hey /nba/ what's with the sponsorship patches?
lol the hypocrisy of this reeeeennhnh
the 2nd duder is ja morant, and mem will definitely not pass on him. rj barrett is exactly what the knicks need. after that everyone is pretty much a gamble.
This draft is beyond stacked.
Zion, Ja, Hachimura, Kevin Porter, Sekou, Garland, Clarke, Bol Bol, Naz Reid, White, Culver are freaking STARS my dude.
lmao this draft weak af
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please come back to reality Lakers fans, we miss you
Fresh batch of centers coming in 2020
>Lin won a title before Soften, CP3, Cousins and other players
Lol.
Draft has a decent number of players with potential, but nobody outside the top 3 has anything close to a good floor.
>After graduating high school, Paul was buying throwback jerseys from Atlanta and selling them out of his trunk in Cleveland. In 2002, he met LeBron James at the Akron-Canton Airport, where James was impressed by Paul's authentic Warren Moon throwback jersey. The two exchanged contact information, and soon Paul had sold James a Magic Johnson Lakers jersey and a Joe Namath Rams uniform.[2]
a movie HAS to be made about this man. how does he hold so much power LOLOLOL
he didn't play a single minute so who cares
it's still a deal that a g-league player like siakam won a ring but a "superstar" like carmelo wasn't even realistically close to win one
>finally win a title
>gets asterisked
I'm sides are floating above flat earth
literally the best day of my life
He played a minute.
so were the sixers really the 2nd best team in the playoffs?
Um sweetie he played 50 seconds in game 3
>He played a minute
He took a game-winning shot clock violation in game 3 amigo
yes. stacked as fuck team
who /worstbehavior/ here?
Lakers get: AD
Pelicans get: Lavine, #7, Lakers 2020 unprotected 1st,Kuzma and Hart
Bulls get: Lonzo, Solomon Hill and our #4 pick
This does NOT mean the trade is done, it’s simply the most recent offer being closely discussed.
>our
what if Kawhi's injury was real
But 50 seconds is ltierally the same as "not a single minute"
if (when) Kawhi leaves were do the Raps go from there? Are they even a playoff team without him?
theyre in the east my dude.
is there a better master than Masai?
kawhi's FMVPs are both worth the whole of kevin durants
East>West
Keep in mind the fucking Blazers made the Western conference kek
you get KD's snake ass after he saw how easy it is to coast in the east. He didn't believe it when Lebron coasted, but now he saw that you can do it in one year like leonard and so the raps will over-pay to "keep the winning environment" going.
Green is the only other one whose contract expires, assuming Gasol opts-in. That roster makes the playoffs in the east for sure, the fucking pistons and magic made it this year for christ's sake
bro
pistons and magic made the playoffs in the east. and fucking broken down indiana was 5th seed. its still way easier to make the playoffs than in the west.
has there ever been a team like the raptors that gets so much love from former players?
damn kawhi really fits in with the raptors colors, especially the north ones. if he goes to the clippers it'd be sad just because they have butt ugly uniforms
you mean all the former players that played literally anywhere but toronto or the ones that were beloved in toronto and still left?
not a finals team but easily a playoff team in the east. with ujiri as GM, what the organization has in its favor is adaptability and the willingness to put the time into fostering solid role players from the ground up (as we saw with siakam and freddy). building new potential all-stars is as valuable as attracting established all-stars
The greatest book of all time is To Kill a Mockingbird
The greatest album of all time is OK Computer
The greatest anime of all time is Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
The greatest cartoon of all time is Avatar: The Last Airbender
The greatest manga of all time is Berserk
The greatest comic of all time is Watchmen
The greatest video game of all time is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The greatest movie of all time is The Godfather
The greatest TV show of all time is Breaking Bad
The greatest painting of all time is The Starry Night
The greatest sport of all time is basketball
The greatest sport team of all time is my raptor
t. white boomer from a mid-to-small city in his 30s
absolute plebian taste
All the dynasty breakers get this kinda treatment, Dirk's mavs and 04 Pistons did anyway- "They weren't as talented, but they OUTWORKED their opponent!" is exactly the type of banal, low-hanging fruit most former player-turned-tv commentators love to spew.
>ayy lmaos his way to the ring
>if he goes to the clippers
this is going to be the meme of the summer right? lol
>basic bitch the post
Mr. user, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>The greatest book of all time is To Kill a Mockingbird
huck finn
>The greatest album of all time is OK Computer
no. there is no greatest album of all time but it's certainly not anything by radiohead
>The greatest anime of all time is Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
samurai champloo
>The greatest cartoon of all time is Avatar: The Last Airbender
super jail or spongebob but i like your pick
>The greatest manga of all time is Berserk
just no
>The greatest comic of all time is Watchmen
agreed
>The greatest video game of all time is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
bioshock
>The greatest movie of all time is The Godfather cape fear is my 10/10
>The greatest TV show of all time is Breaking Bad
the sopranos
>The greatest painting of all time is The Starry Night
it's the primavera
>The greatest sport of all time is basketball
sure
I am not sure how to tell you this but this is the gayest thing ever and is basically reddit.
truth bomb; the warriors (kd included) are all quite likeable and not the villains the media makes them out to be and the only reason the average mouthbreather hates them is because they cucked lebum from ever matching jordans rings. the warriors completing the 3peat would have been far more historic than that dweeb kawhi leading the rapturds to their first too.
>most nba players are black males
>most nba fans are white males
explain
most people are white males in north america
>not in 10 years tho
Basic bitch taste leaf. I'm disappointed.
and that's a good thing
are we running that shit back next year?
raptors finna 2peat like the jays?
>formatting
cape fear is my movie
i love lowry but kawhi got finals mvp for his two 3s in game 4
Have sex
Lebron is the GOAT, he consistently beat the 2 best teams in the world (Raptors and Warriors)
>Lakers
>Mavs
>Heat
>Spurs
>Warriors
>Cavs
>Raptors
7 teams have won the title this decade. That is more parity than usual for the NBA.
Fred VanVleet should've been the finals MVP
this is my favorite meme
why do you think so?
Any other of you niggas cop a Kawhi NB shirt? $40 for a shirt man shit's expensive for a poor ass nigga
could you imagine being that height but being bulky enough so that you don't look lanky in photos? Like just a normal human being but 7'7" and weighting 550 lbs?
>mfw Bebop and Space Dandy are both better than Champloo
he was clutch multiple times in the Oracle games
so basically this is kawhi's title? when he leaves (and he will) it goes with him? feels good knowing it's just an asterisk win that even the suns could have won
bebop suffers from hype backlash for me. never heard anything about champloo so i think that's why i like it so much. i'll have to watch space dandy
giannis is coming home
that's easy to think since there's no better anime than Cowboy Bebop.
it would only have been 3 if lebron wasnt a disloyal choker.
not so fast
>The greatest book of all time is To Kill a Mockingbird
Literally stopped reading right there. Have sex and make sure she’s black
he is, you posted the wrong picture though.
Asterisk title
user provides his picks for best works of art in all mediums and you fools just start talking about anime, pathetic.
klay is likely to miss 4 to 5 months of next season and if you're optimistic kd comes back after 9 months so about a month or so before playoffs start. you're foolish to think this warriors team is done winning rings.
Hi Hubie, you're still the best national tv color-guy, please kill mark jackson so they replace you with him.
Thanks
I'm rewatching highlights from the 76ers and Bucks series and it's amazing the difference between Kawhi in those series against the Warriors. He was unbelievably explosive until the Finals. Against the Warriors he looks tired, slow and hesitant. For all the whining and complaining about the Warriors injuries I would have loved to have seen a healthy Kawhi drop 40 a night against the Warriors. Luckily they didn't need him to.
he also locked down curry. idk. i don't see how you can be 4th in ppg and be the fmvp. and i don't see how you can lead your team in points rebounds and steals on the series and not by fmvp.
vanvleet might by my favorite raptor right now but he definitely completely blew a lot of shots in other games while kawhi has been more or less consistent. even when kawhi is off he scores 26
didn't see the finals, I've been writing my dissertation. i heard the raps won because the entire warriors team was injured except for curry. what's the current state of lakers anyways?
i'm trying to start watching One Piece but jesus, fucking nearly 900 episodes, that's fucking tough
>the villains the media makes them out to be
Delusion
kd will not be the same
klay might not either
they might have a shot like most teams do, but their dynasty days are over
not even his picks. those were just the highest objectively rated choices
are you the warriors in X spammer? lmao
Do yourself a favor and literally watch any other highly regard anime 150 episodes or less instead.
basically. if the warriors can't brag about their last two titles because kd was a "hired gun", then how can the raptards brag about this pathetic * title which was won by a guy who doesn't give two fucks about your city or culture.
My god niggers are dumb
they'll never be the same man. even if they recover like tom brady they'll never be the same
>I've been writing my dissertation
Warriors in 9
i want to watch some long running anime with good bloody fights, been missing it since i finished HxH, any recommendations?
>thinking curry is enough to make the playoffs in the west
DAMN. Klay Thompson is the only player on the Warriors that I actually like. Such a tragedy to fall upon him.
one piece is trash unironically
so is cousins going to re-sign for the minimum?
i got 300 episodes deep like 5 or so years ago, shits pretty good but narutos better tbqh.
>I've been writing my dissertation
the assblastedness emanating from oakland is eternal and infinite
jokes on you, we are already used to great players leaving. hell come back in 10 years acting like he loved toronto all along ROFL
is that michael porter jr
Rurouni Kenshin and Yu Yu Hakusho maybe? I never watched the former cause this kinda stuff isn't up my alley but it's supposed to be good.
Jerry West is going out of his way to ensure that the Clippers dont trade SGA, making him “untouchable” in trade talks. Hes going to be an All Star next year, same with Trez. With Kawhi in the mix too? Its fucking over.
Reminder that the Raptors went 6-2 vs the Warriors this season and won all 4 games at Oracle. Klay played in 7 of those 8 games, just like Kawhi. The Raptors blew them out in 2 of those games.
>tfw the (((Memeiors)) still can't win a legit ring without cheating and won't win shit again anytime soon
>tfw the Lakers will always have more rings
and the unworthy will always stay obsessed
Feels good man
>tfw I used to wake up at 5am from kindergarten to 6th grade and watch both of these on Adult Swim
Lupin the Third too. And to think, I havent watched anime since then.
was this lowry's equivalent of chauncey billup's championship run?
probably. theres no reason for any team to offer him max salary, which is what he wants.
The only person likeable on the warriors is Klay.
It's Lakers photoshop season
>Klay played in 7 of those 8 games
nah. we're gonna sign drose and melo on the vet minimum tho so they can ring chase and we can beef up our bench.
Trez is already an All-Star. He's like a rich man's Draymond Green.
How do I get a gf lads?
billups won fmvp and was the best player on a team with no all-stars while kawhi carried raps so no
be urself
ill be your gf
I met mine on Omegle
wtf are you smoking dray is better on both ends and a top 15 player
More Jason Kidd on the Mavs
Even though he's a short fat black guy that sometimes bricks a lot of shots, he's still a good floor general and I always thought he was capable of being a starter on a title team, just not as a first option
he didnt carry them against the warriors
billups didn't really carry the pistons, he was just the leader of that team just like lowry was. difference is billups was the most talented overall while kawhi clearly takes that role.
>kawhi carried the raps
ah, i see you enjoy keeping up with the media narratives!
play the numbers.
be creepy to literally every girl you come near. at least one of them will go along with it.
ANALYTICS MY DUDE.
4 fucking toes?
my bitch wants me to shave my fucking chest, i'll feel like a fucking homo but if it's something that she'll like i'm doing it, sorry bros.
Missing a toe
why did kawhi mean when it was an up and down season behind the scenes? he said he knew it was a good team when nothing got leaked to the media
You're retarded as fuck lmao
Not anymore. Come next year Trez starts knocking down the three and is way more aggressive, Doc Rivers unlocked him and hes becoming a monster. Plus hes still young enough to have that intense athleticism that Draymond is rapidly losing.
win a non *asterisk title
>tfw no honorary ring
lol
damn cuz you didn't have to slap him on the neck
him and ibaka threw hands after they lost to the Spurs apparently
You literal retards one of her toes is hiding between her middle toe and big toe. That is a normal foot.
Based
>tfw too many rings to give a fuck what some poverty Memeiornigger thinks
Let me know when you filthy plebeians catch up. Feel free to COPE with your semen-slurping TMZ-tier slanderous fanfiction in the meantime desu
Put me in the screencap
acording to nba beating two 1st seeds is an asterisk
Have you boys picked up your new balance yet? I'm betting prices are going to skyrocket and no more mega 40-60% off sales
used to get my 574's for the $30-40aud mark but now I very rarely see them for less than $70aud. $130aud seems to be their retail price now
lmaoooooooo
i dont know how anybody can hate this man
not funny just sad
Wait a sec...
its bait from bucks fans lmao. who gives a shit most dudes that watch this sport will have never even seen a championship in their lifetime so they would know what goes down
I would think he would try to get more money this time since a ring is even less guaranteed next year for him but who knows with that guy
nobody hates him, in fact we all feel bad for him
I actually dont hate the warriors for the most part. they just got in the way of my rockets
I didn't think out of all those statements that saying The Starry Night is the greatest painting of all time would be the one that I would cringe at the most.
Califag here. I've been warning /nba/ about those niggers since forever. At least now everyone knows
he got fucked over, traded, and the team won a chip
he might actually kill himself
>tfw the memechucker dynasty is over
it's not them it's their playstyle
Hey jeremy lin, heard you were talking shit.
I bet your favorite painting is more cringe, you're a douchebag you know that?
portland trailblazers status?
Really don't like people who don't watch college basketball or summer league basketball and call themselves basketball fans...
Who's going to the parade? Will it be worth it? Thinking of coming down from Brampton 2bh.
Also they really gotta restock some of their shit already. It's selling out like crazy.
What would you say is better? Not that I disagree, I just like looking at art. Even some of Van Goghs other works are more impressive in my opinion. His Arles period is masterpiece after masterpiece but I enjoy The Potato Eaters as much as any of his later works despite it lacking his characteristic bright colors.
time for the /nba/ meetup yea?
steve ballmer status?
AAAAH KLAY SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
because klay is dead
To all the buttblasted warriors fans who say “b-but the injuries! a healthy warriors roster would have destroyed the raptors!”:
If your team is only going to perform when every player is at 100%, your team is weak. Also it’s not like every nba player has glass legs like KD or Klay. Look at Lowry, he gets the shit knocked out of him practically every game, had an injured hand all series and was still able to shoot threes/perform. Kawai was obviously not at 100% for the whole series but he was able to affect his team’s morale and help in other ways than just putting up numbers. If a player has an injury that benches them in most cases it is their fault for not taking care of themselves, and for being physically weak and unresilient. Even though KD and Klay are great players when at 100%, they got injured and that reflects poorly on them as players overall. Stop acting like their injuries were simply bad luck and timing. Being a strong, resilient player and having good coaches/management to ensure that minors injuries don’t become major is absolutely crucial. The warriors didn’t have that and it made the difference. Thats why holistically speaking the raptors are superior to the warriors full stop.
lol
give me a quick rundown on these characters?
based jamaal magloire
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS
villains who did NOTHING wrong
He’s the worst one
This is still my favorite painting. It's kino as fuck and almost all modern art has been influenced by it in some way
Close second would be that Salvador Dali melting clocks one
is that fucking UNCLE DENNIS?
how much weed and naked ladies will there be?
I got a feeling most Canadian posters here are from some outskirt town like Petawawa or Woodstock.
forgot pic
48 billion and ready to drop billions on his Clippers. Aka, richer than every owner in the league put together and with Jerry West on board to bring the Clippers glory. Money talks you broke ass beaner Laker fucks.
>Jeanie Buss net worth 500m
LMAO
why is danny green only holdin up 1 finger instead of 2?
All you need to know is the most important man in the organization is behind Gasol on the left.
reminder everyone called him a slave master
nba does business with nike and their slave labor produces shoes for the nba players to wear
SOON.
SOON.
uncle dennis and kawhi's mom spotted
HE
NEEDS
MORE
HELP
why are people saying this might happen
RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES
RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES
RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES
MY JEANS ARE NEVER EMPTY BITCH
RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES
RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES
RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES
WE ALL WORLD TIME CHAMPIES
Im fresh Im fly, Im so damn high
more than 500 horses when I roll by
Im calm Im cool, everything brand new
I dont hand cuff you can get the whole damn crew
everyone is a hypocrite in clown world
It's starts Monday at 10 am. Doubt there'll be much of that.
Broke ass Jeanie Buss cant even afford this shit. Fuck off poorfag.
its a meme you dip
>this chink wagecuck calling anyone else a "broke ass beaner" from his overpriced shithole apartment that's going to fucking cave in on his head in the next earthquake
You could unironically wagecuck for several lifetimes and not come close to our net worth. And you're sure as fuck not getting anywhere close with your semen-slurping projection and jealous little-man outbursts. Keep trying
Jeannie Buss lowkey could get it
kys bugman
2
22
>7 teams have won the NBA championship this decade
>6 teams have won the Stanley Cup this decade
He dated a coalburner and got what he deserved
If a player declines their option, can they go back and accept it later?
Did I hit a bit close to home you impoverished spic bitch?
yes
leaving this pleb season and ascending
>black
>coalburner
my finals mvp.
>this
I've already erased any memory of it
22+2=kobe=black mamma= snake=durant=durant 2 toronto
>not listening to the GOAT canadian artist after raptor win
shiggy doo
The vast majority of modern art is garbage.100% emperors new clothes psychology. Do you really think the old masters, many of which were gifted beyond belief and practiced tirelessly to master their style should be compared in any way to the talentless hacks who pedal cubism or any other heavily abstract style? If someone with little to no artistic skill can produce these kinds of works they can’t be great, sorry. If you talk to a classically trained artist with self respect they look at much of modern art as a swindle. It just lazy or unskilled artists making a quick buck off an audience of sheep. Picasso is a great example of an artist who was actually talented and realized over his career that he could get away with producing art lazily, so he did. Look at how his art gets more abstract or lower effort over the years, it’s a complete joke.
When the HECK is Drake dropping those 2 tracks???
11pm, this has literally been announced
Why did Hubie Brown vote for FVV to win Finals MVP
Can't wait. We're going to take the west like it's the eastern conference.
thats not nickelback
Why did the finals feel so underwhelming? I wanted the warriors to lose so bad but it's not as satisfying as I thought it was and I'm glad they have injuries.
Based. Better be fire.
oh so you'll need a miraculous buzzer beater and then a hard-won series against a league MVP?
>not the resident seething Memeiornigger
lel
It's fucking awesome watching that scumbag POS commie squirm tbqh.
>NOOO EVERYONE'S ONTO MY BULLSHIT QUICK CALL HIM A NAME REEEEEEE "SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC"
Better not see you crying "wah wah wacism" ever again
the eastern conference was stronger. simple as that. the top 3 eastern couldve beat any western team that made it, and we knew whoever came out of the east would take it.
Why did the NBA turn against Steph Curry?
I wanna kiss her so bad bros....
because it's more satisfying to see them actually lose instead of just die on the court. It's the same hollow shit that 2015 was
We won the chip... but at what cost...?
(I know this is a fake tweet btw)
she would be really easy to impregnate
Oh God, this is nostalgic. Thanks for the reminder.
>her
You would be really easy to impregnate.
What you said does describe that soulless postmodern art I agree. It's kind of like memechucking in the NBA.
I personally like the modern style more because to me it's more dynamic, lively and inspiring than the Impressionist style, as art should be. But to each their own.
?
no, we're going to coast to the finals and anal rape kawhii for not joining us. Assuming he doesn't join us though (he will )
where we meeting up on monday raptie bros?
my house
Probably him and Lowry not getting along until like February
the last /nba/ meetup went really well. excited for this years
>good looking
>literally millionaire
>can get any pussy he want
>can play any games he want
>can drive any car he wants
>depressed
i'll never understand this meme.
but user, that's from this year's /pol/ meetup
it's not real dumbass
I wanna fuck a boy
it literally is, faggot
all their self worth is rested on their basketball accomplishments
Kyle told Kawhi he still had feelings for DeFrozen while braiding his hair.
Kawhi then gave Kyle new feelings by stimulating his thiccness with his 18 inch fingers.
look again. the photo is edited
Depression is a real thing, it's kind crazy it can happen to anyone. I was sent to a place one time and met some pretty fucked up people there and some of them were attractive with a wife and kids.
That's like people living in poverty asking how middle class people can get depressed, it's all relative.
Smoke weed
Dont know why the date is different in the photo but its actually something he tweeted.
Depression is bullshit. If you force yourself to smile you will actually feel better
>Derozan is going to be a Spur until 2021 where he becomes a UFA
lol he's going to be depressed for a looong time. Pops will be gone by then (as in retired)
that depression tweet has pretty hilarious when it happened, but mostly because it was tv personalities quoting it and sounding like retards. "this depression get the best of me" mmmmok
For me personally i feel like the finals got fucked because of game 5.
Raptors were clearly going to win game 5 and were really supposed to win. It was home court in toronto the victory celebration would have been unbelievably crazy it would be the hypest thing you'd see in years.
But the warriors like absolute fucking retards decided to convince durant to play when he wasn't ready because they were desperate to delay the inevitable. It was clear as day to anyone with basic sense that durant was far more hurt than they let on, and it became quite clear they were lying about a calf strain when he actually had a micro achilles tear. Many people called this the moment it had happened as the way durant acted when it happened was the same as most people react when they get an achilles injury. Multiple times durant was seen icing his achilles not his calf, and the fact durant was not able to even run just a few days before the game indicated all of this to be accurate.
Despite it being common medical knowledge that playing with any kind of achilles injury has a probability of becoming much worse these retards still wanted him to play and convinced him to do it. So he plays and boom, 15 minutes in the micro tear snaps in half. Everyone was shook on both teams and it soured the whole game really. Then the refs ignore a foul on gasol which gave the warriors a bullshit 1 point win which deprived the raptors of the hype home court win.
Forced to then win at oracle where it was not as hype as it could have been combined with klay also injuring himself AGAIN just made game 5 and game 6 really sloppy and dampened.
Ultimately humans aren't meant to be happy. Evolution is about surviving the dangers of the world, not being content and peaceful.
There is no such thing has long term happiness.
that makes you more depressed though
Tell me straight lads...
How fucked are the Suns this coming season?
only the date, the point is that he actually tweeted it.
Smoke good weed
siakam has higher value than anything else other teams have except maybe the celtics since tatum is younger
If this is how you cope I feel sorry for you.
sorry i thought you were commenting on him being depressed after the raptors win
Asterisk. Title.
Can't wait until we have to stop pretending it was a legit win.
Yo can you give me the cliffnotes version of that fucking essay you just wrote? I don't have time to read all that shit.
bro no one cares about the suns...
Yeah winning the series away never feels right, also the ending with foul on Kahwi dragged things out and made it a bit anti-climatic too.
it's okay.
the only good thing the suns have done was give us the legendary video of barkley ranting about how shit the suns are
Go sperg to some refs more drayboon you low IQ ape.
>Wasted a pick on Bender
>Booker lol
>Ayton
better hope those two will develop into something special, if not, you won't be good for the next decade.
See you at the championship parade sweetie
go to reddit if you want people to make TLDRs for you
what did he mean by this
We need some kind of catastrophe or new great war, it will give us something to focus on. Cavemen weren't depressed because they literally did not have time to be.
They've both been injured before
They were both injured during the playoffs
And they will likely reinjure themselves again knowing how hard they play
Milwaukee status?
Devin Booker deserves better than Phoenix
Bros my asshole neighbor has been setting off fireworks all night and I need to work in the morning. Should I call the cops and plant drugs beside his garage?
imagine being so mad you buy a canadian vpn and post the same thing in every thread every 10 minutes. fucking embarrassing mate. your parents are not proud of you right now
i hope the raptors make it to the finals next year and get fucked. Hopefully by Lebron or something. Bunch of insufferable people in this city.
maybe he gon force a trade to another team or pressure the suns to trade for one of those good players with a bloated contract like mike conley
When do they usually have the rings and banner-raising ceremony?
He's petitioning for every team to be allowed in the playoffs
Didn't we have a finals against the Celtics when we were able to call a t/o with none remaining?
So basically, nothing that the city isn't well accustomed to.
yes, post webms of the aftermath if possible.
when you win a non asterisk title
how come when i go on /r/nba they are always TaLkInG LiKe THiS
That's how you win an argument, there's literally no comeback.
A lot of people forget there's a difference between being depressed (usually due to some traumatic experience that recent happened like dealing with death, poverty, harsh conditions, etc.) and clinical depression that's due to a chemical imbalance of some sort and diagnosable as early as 5 years old, living your life unable to experience happiness at the same level as most humans and usually leads to other disorders and negative personality traits.
Handling these different types of depression is completely different and usually misdiagnosed in the public eye. Depression as a long term period of sadness can be changed with how you view the world and handle it, you can get over it.
Depression as a physical inability to not be easily saddened can only be changed with drugs that supplement your chemical deficiency.
>sacrifice your career for what could have been the greatest 11 point performance in history
>your team still loses
what is he gonna do now? what would you do? no way is he cucked to let them get away with this
Wonder how the Warriors got all theirs then
damn, they're pretty good
He comes back and wins three 'chips straight
FACT : Larry was never a Warriors fan
Sadly the world does need some issue to rally around or else it will create one itself.
There will be lawsuits. His camp is already seething. Hope Klay does the same.
he goes to the Nets and win a 3peat with Kyrie
literally the heart of a lion! /our dude/
Reminder that Kristin Ledlow had a train ran on her last night
he leaves. that alone ensures no more rings
They were busy making white babies. Something the miserable manchildren of Yea Forums will never do.
you guys have any podcast recommendations preferably ones with dudes that are shooting the shit and talking about what interests them? ive been listening to the biggest problem in the universe it's pretty good there's also this one on youtube that i like
lmfao based
In terms of talent not really, but there are some guys that Zion might want to play with and maybe the Pels will bend over backwards to try and keep a star long term for once. RJ was Zion's college teammate and Zion seemed to be totally cool with him chucking all year even though Zion was the most efficient college player ever. Or else Morant was AAU teammates with Zion. Maybe the Lakers try some shady tactics like they did to get Kobr who was ironically also a draft trade with NO.
but they were allowed to r*pe
>Cavemen
>White
Those are the swarthiest white people ever then.
don't they always go to strip clubs after the finals win?
>implying I want kids
Depends what you like. There are a million podcasts that fit your description.
Yep. They're literally in Vegas right now.
There's a big difference between being in Vegas and a strip club
SEARED
jokes on you my ex had an abortion
Strip clubs are for degenerates that want wings while a practically naked fatty dances a couple feet away from them.
Vegas is for normies willing to blow money on games and overpriced drinks
i heard about this from a psychology class
facial feedback or something
>sacrifice your career for what could have been the greatest 11 point performance in history
Lowry one-upped him literally the next game
i thought they had strip clubs in vegas
If you're into climbing, want to get into climbing, or just want listen to people who have essentially dedicated their lives to climbing talk about it, The Enormocast is great, I'd also recommend Filmspotting and We Hate Movies for podcasts related to movies. I really need to listen to more shit myself desu
Yeah but the dopamine rush is so low it's impossible to combat actually depression.
We're talking about smiling as a way to temporarily elevate your mood compared to full blown long term sadness
The best strip clubs in the country
go to montreal
Serge has strippers and instathots in his hotel penthouse every night. No doubt he's at least hitting those clubs up.
>The Celtics have reportedly come to terms with the fact that Kyrie Irving won’t be on their team next season, but that hasn’t diminished their enthusiasm for going after Davis, even if they can’t guarantee that he’ll want to stay for more than one year, according to the latest report from Adam Himmelsbach of the Boston Globe
>even if they can’t guarantee that he’ll want to stay for more than one year
THE STATE OF BOSTONIA BASKETBALL RIGHT NOW LOOL
They have strip clubs everywhere. No one goes to Vegas because of strip clubs. They have legalized prostitution in Vegas only available in gentlemen's clubs that are massively overpriced and require you to be screened.
Completely inferior to simply hooking up with a Instagram thot like most single or adulterous NBA players already do.
Lmao not even close. Atl and Houston all day
idk, the ones i listen to the podcasters are creative in some way, writing books, drawing comics, making videos, stuff like that. stuff that talks about life in general or media
this is my favorite podcast episode: youtube.com
thanks for the recs, will keep those in mind. my uncle is obsessed with rock climbing so i will have to let him know about that one
who is the best master in the NBA?
Literally who can stop my Rapties
>Dlo
>Smart
>Brown
>Tatum
>Bol bol
seriously, who the fuck can stop us?
Impossible to know because they all keep their involvement and personal lives secret. The few that broadcast themselves tend to be jackasses like Marc Cuban.
I wish the NBA had a Jerry Jones figure.
I was at a neck bear bar in bay area when warriors lost and said "on the bright side they don't have to visit Trump, maybe they can visit hillary clinton because they got second place" NPCs were so confused.
wtf bros you guys told me LeBron was a bonafide bum
Kawhi leaving
>jerry jones isn't a jackass
this team might actually be better with Dlo now that i think about it
Can't stop beating my fiancée in 2k19. Help me Yea Forums. I got the game two days ago and I'm doing everything I can to lose within reason. I'm so bad I can't beat the AI on the easiest difficulty but she is taking this to another level. She keeps confusing the shoot and pass buttons (she says), but it doesn't seem like that should be an issue because she never wants to pass. She just runs it into the paint until my AI teammates steal the ball easily.
If I just run out bounds or foul her every time it'll be obvious that I'm trying to throw the game. Trust me; I've tried. She gets more furious with every turnover and missed shot and I can't deal with her blowing up like this
How are women so bad at video games? How can I lose against her in nba 2k?
Remember when everyone knew they were making the finals for the next decade
no shit, retard. kyrie is literally the antichrist
Why didn’t Lebron congratulate us yet?
Masai did that same bet and won a championship bro
Style on her. Run up the score and get in her face. Wave your hands aggressively. Bitches need an alpha to lead them.
shes letting you win so you could become more sexually potent
related, is the NBA2k series good for learning more about basketball? like types of plays and schemes and such?
why would he congratulate you for losing?
He's a funny old man not a cocky know it all that pushes his throughts down your throat
Jokes on you. I got her pregnant again and she's claiming it's yours.
>Not Coach Nick
dropped
and he's also been giving the cowboys terminal aids for the past 20 some years
could the Raps afford to re-sgin Kawhio and also sign Kyrie?
That's not even close to being a jackass and they have a top 5 win percentage in the salary cap era just not playoffs success
yes
I equate dolan to jerry
youtube.com
Friendly reminder that Jordan is still the GOAT, and that Kobe is the closest thing we've ever got to him.
imagine if the Knicks doesn't land anyone
fuck kyrie
Yes but Kyrie probably wont want to go there. They should do whatever it takes to keep Leonard. If that means going hard into free agency for someone like Malcolm Brogdon, they should do it.
I don't think he is. Kyrie is probably aware of God's place in the world and what his own role is as a servant of God. People don't really understand Kyrie's thought experiments enough to rationally piece together what goes on in the man's head. Truly the most misunderstood basketball player of our time.
my raptor
this.
Where are you getting this idea that the Raptors have the money to sign Brogdon or Kyrie?
kyrie
kawhi
AD
new big 3
he's a very stable genius
All of this but unironically.
Brogdon would be the new Lin sitting behind Lowry and VV
why wouldn't he want to go to a championship team? do blacks really hate the cold that much?
bros...
he got lucky with the herschel walker trade and chased away jimmy johnson. he wants to be surrounded by yes men, he's gonna extend garrett, and he hung an albatross around dem boys necks by allowing dak to be signed to that new contract (and you KNOW jerruh is gonna give him every penny).
>win %
>in the NFL
lol. the cowboys will never win another ring with jerry jones
They could clear cap space very easily considering most of their bench is made up of solid contributors.
theoretically yes but that would mean trading Lowry (unlikely) or demoting him to the bench (also unlikely)
DRAKE NIGGA WHEN YOU DROPPING THIS SHIT?
>Bitches need an alpha to lead them
He's gone to the Clips bro... We gotta accept it and move on
WE DID IT BROS
WE UNLOCKED THE MANGEKYOU DINOSTYGAN AND DEFEATED THE EVIL WARRIORSTUKI
id prolly bet clips. it would be awkward if he signed here. weve accomplished the highest possible achievement, what are we chasing now? the famine is gone
i'm still waiting bro, that nigga taking too long to drop the new bops.
AD is not winning a championship
IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR!
This. I'm refreshing Spotify like a fiend. Forced to listen to Blocboy JB baka
they do it at the start of the next season
which players from this team will the raptors retire their number? im thinking lowry and kawhi even if he leaves
why are the raptors so high? he has gone out of his way to avoid saying he will re-sign and has continuously distanced himself from canada and the toronto fans. i hate to say it but if he was going to re-sign he would have hinted at it by now. i don't think he's comfortable living in canada or at least spending half the year there.
*blocks your path to the court where the team, you built and president of, won the championship*
>"Not so fast n-word! They said no n-words allowed on the court! Hands up or I shoot you with my assault pistol!"
He's a shooting guard, and a very underrated one. He would be a upgrade over Danny Green. Green would be better used in certain small ball matchups or the 6th man, I think he could do alot of damage that way.
We going for the three peat boi were gonna cement Kawhi as the GOAT
why the fuck would kawhii want to go to the clippers? if he wants to be "the man" he could be in Toronto, fresh of a title win.
He's coming to the purple and gold to win more titles and hang out with all the hottest dudes (lebron included)
>The NBA draft hasn't happened yet
>NBA FA hasn't happened yet
>Off-season trades haven't been made yet
>People somehow still predicting standings and next year's NBA Champion
the way i see it if he wants to get another championship he should stay in toronto. the iron is still hot
The field has a better odds than the Raptors, I think that's fair.
is the new Denzel Curry album any good?
Lowry 100% and I'm sure he's the only one. If Kawhi leaves it'd be just sad to put his number up there.
Kawhi doesn't want his best friend and best passing target getting benched for brogdon
>b-b-b-but the Cloppers are title contenders if they get Kawhi!!!!!!!!!
Kawhi and what supporting cast?
>journeyman and 1 dimensional scorer Lou Williams
>Montrezl Harrell
Wow such a better team than the Raptors that's for sure! Am I right bros?
I listened to parts of it, pretty disappointing compared to ta13oo if i'm being quite honest. maybe it grows on me tho
based
yeah i think so
Lowry and Freddy V when he wins us our second chip
Obviously Lowry. Kawhi would not if he leaves.
kawhi knows whatever team he joins will also instantly become championship contenders. there are like 7 teams he could join and still contend for a ring, especially if that team also gets one of AD, Butler, Kyrie, etc
Apologies for the reddit link but can anyone ID this track?
reddit.com
Shamet had a shooting season better than any rookie ever besides Curry, casual. Shai is also good.
Davis having that Klutch LeWashed stink put me off too
You know what they say. A team of bench players wins championships lmao maybe if Cloppers are lucky they can re-sign Tobias and take another run at an 8 seed and first round exit.
log off and never come back
>comes to toronto
>sees how fucked up the housing market is here
>buys a property as an investment vehicle, a genius move
>fucks off to LA
im satisfied with this championship, good luck on your future endeavours kawhi (PLEASE go to lakers and not clippers, i want those tampering fucks to implode)
>especially if that team also gets one of AD, Butler, Kyrie, etc
why not all 3
Don't dare disrespect Patrick Beverly with that shit
What's up /u/daftplanet? didn't expect to see you here!
yeah, because the housing market is so much better in LA right? lol
Betting odds =/= serious predictions to win
It's ultimately about fooling idiots into making bets extremely early with drastic lines
having to log in into reddit everytime i clean my chrome cache is so fucking annoying and tiresome
56%
>Lowry isn't getting younger
>Gasol isn't getting younger
>Ibaka is getting up there
>Giannis will only continue to improve
>76ers could still improve
>The team coming out of the West next season won't be injury ridden most likely.
The Raptors title screams of Dallas in '11. At best he should sign some 2 year deal for max and then bolt to some other team.
I want to see something crazy and impossible happen like Kawaii to the Magic and AD to the Suns. Something just ridiculous that upsets the power balance and btfo's all the "talking heads" predictions. FUCK status quo and FUCK "important" teams.
That whole shit is so embarrassing for the cops and truly just pathetic. This retard actually tries to stop masai from going on the court and keeps pushing him away, then he has the gall to just start making shit up and pretending that masai hit him and he asked for credentials that masai didn't show him.
Not only are you wearing a fucking body cam so obviously your lie will be disputed but you're currently at an event that is HEAVILY recorded by literally thousands of people around you so there is a fuckton of footage showing masai was holding his credentials the entire time and showing she never touched you but you touched him.
Seriously how fucking stupid are cops these days that they think they can make shit up when there is cameras on them 24/7 almost.
Oh right I forgot the scrappy veteran defender Patrick Beverley! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you do realize their contracts are up right?
Holy shit Canadians are already seething at the prospect of Kawhi leaving and forging an actual dynasty on the Clippers.
When the Clippers BTFO the Lakers in the Playoffs next year it will be like poetry.
Asterisk. Title
76ers are losing jimmy and i think that'll hurt them more than it should. also, i don't think a single western team could've beaten these raptors
kawhi hurts the growth of our young players. the reason derozan worked is because we didnt actually trust him in tough situations. we didnt trust any player. so out young players developed extra.
nigga, its the fucking clippers
Cry. Harder.
gtfo while you can kawhii, come to the west and be a top dog with lebron, ad, and kemba. look at the east, like 5 teams, maybe 6 wil mprove drastically. While in the west, the memes are dead, and so are the spuds, rockets had that ONE season lol, and oklahoma? lol westbrook and pg had their chance. All the lakers have to do is take down our arch rival, the denver fucking nuggets.
>washington poaches Masai away for $10 million a year
>Kawhi leaves
>Gasol opts out of his contract and retires
It was fun bros. I’ll cherish this championship forever.
>GREATEST TEAM IN THE BEAUTIFUL ROUND PLANET EARTH
will still get swept by mars in the galaxy quarter finals
this, Clippers already have a decent enough team, if they add Kawhi + signing of good assets around him they're as legit as they can be.
But DeFrozen went iso 1 on 3 in every clutch situation and still no one else got to shoot
how'd those """"""predictions""""""" turn out for ya bud
A healthy Warriors would've been better. The Rockets would've been competitive. Nuggets and Blazers would be outmatched but could've had a chance.
don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
delete this right fucking now
>Gasol opts out of 26 million instead of easily faking injury
Pau did it with the Bucks. What else would you expect out of a Catalonian?
I don't think they'll lose jimmy. I feel like jimmy is going to stay with them.
Would be funny if he did leave though because butler is seriously their best player. I don't know how that doesn't get mentioned more, people still pretend embiid is their best when he is overrated and has yet to develop into the player people think he is or wish he was. Butler is by far their best player right now.
lmao
how does kawaii get 21mm next year
i thought he was ufa at the end of the year?
has embiid proven himself in clutch moments yet? has simmons?
Gasol is the type of guy who thinks he has enough money and just wants to spend time with his kids
yo remember when ya'll let us win the FUCKING NBA CHAMPIONSHIP?
god damn i remember like it was yesterday
Post yfw you will never be as buttmad and bootyblasted as this faggot right here
unpopular opinion: Masai is a great GM but is being overrated for gambling on Kawhi and winning. Losing him wouldn't be horrible at least not nearly on the same level as losing Kawhi would be. Look at what happened with the Jays, they lost AA and everyone cried because the thought he was a genius for what happened in 2015. What has he done since then?
Yea Forums in a nutsack
>Clippers are an actual contender in 2020
can't wait bros.
He made some great trades. Gasol trade was great, Ross for Ibaka was great, and the contracts timeline has been pretty smart as well
>that flag
>this post
kys my KING
how likely is it that Steve Balmer has offered Kawhi's family like 500m? under the table deals must be at least somewhat common but i never hear people speculate about them for some reason
Nope. Butler is not only clutch in clutch moments but is overall a better more rounded player. He is a strong defender, he can drive and layup, dunk, he has mid range, he is a pretty good 3 pointer. He can do it all.
Ben is so one dimensional it hurts. Guy can't do shit but drive to the rim and pass.
>2020 end of world predicted
>cold day in hell when Raptors win the chip
>one player signed past 2020
>nuclear powell
Raps repeat. Nuclear winter confirmed and norm is the antichrist.
>Kawhi Leonard plans to decline a $21.3 million player option for the 2019-20 season, paving his way to free agency and possibly out of Toronto.
UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH BROS???????
YOU TOLD ME MY RAPSHITS ARE FRAUDS???
HOW DID WE FRAUDULENTLY MAKE OUR WAY TO THE FINALS AND WIN A FRAUD CHAMPIONSHIP?????????????? WTF???
cant be mad at someone being so upset they buy a canadian fucking proxy.
Thats what im saying, anyone with eyes, including Kawhi, can see what they did this year in the Playoffs and how the owner is literally the richest in the history of US sports, Doc Rivers is a great coach (who just won an award earlier today) and Jerry West. Nuff said. Then the only arguments against what im seeing in the responses I get are this over and over. The Raptors, before winning this Championship, had only been to the ECF fucking twice, once this year, as a whole it really isnt that far removed from the Clippers, when you really think about it. Its literally failure after failure, much like the Clippers UNTIL Kawhi comes along. Now watch him pull the same shit here but actually stay.
Where is Zion?
i would seriously die with a smile on my face if thats how the apocalypse happens
He would decline it regardless. Dude would get $30 million+ for even the 1+1 if he wanted to take that route
>*
the Gasol trade won't look good for long. Valanciunas is really good and still very young
feels so good bros
>Post athletes who you believe not only deserve a career-ending injury, but get the kind of injury that will affect them for the rest of their lives.
there is only 1 (one) legit answer: pic related
>when your best player is honored to be an 8 seed
Yeah losers mentality hasn't left the irrelevant LA team
Why would Kawhi go to the West if he likes load management so much? Can’t take 22 games off in the West, just look at LeBum. Meanwhile he could take 40 games off in the East and the Raptors would still be the 3 seed.
>won them a championship
>yah bro but it was a bad trade
Man, your butthole is just ablaze, isn’t it Clips?
Its because they have great chemistry and vibe well, hard for an autist like you to understand. Lou has had a long career and is highly regarded amongst actual players, you know jack shit.
he did nothing wrong unironically
it was his cousin and it was just on vick's property. he 'pleaded guilty' to the gambling charge and the media imagined him murdering puppies
false flagging
no trade that ends with a championship is a bad trade
based
cringe
be lucky if 2 (two) of those guy are known names in 2 (two) years
>I want my chips with the dip
What in the fuck did Drake mean by this?
He couldn't pass our current backup center on the depth charts because his defense is that bad. He will put up stats on a bad team and casuals will think he's good because of it.
>Kawhi is a dip
literally who?
digits decide what i fap to
>Trade talks between Pelicans and Lakers have slowed to a halt. I'm being told Lakers have shifted their attention away from trying to acquire Anthony Davis and instead want to go after Chris Paul.
based
loli on hentai haven
>t.NeverBotheredToReadLiteratureAfterHighSchool
s a d
Ayesha Curry instagram pics
jack radcliffe
scat of the German variety
my dude, lowry got 11 points in like 30 seconds
>Nets reportedly unlikely to re-sign D'Angelo Russell is Kyrie Irving signs
Top kek, if "locker room cancer" had a dictionary definition it would just be a picture of Kyrie's face
So, what are the chances that the Warriors fucked over Durant in a legal sense and there will be major fallout?
reroll
He went to prison and his career and earning potential were cut by 40%. He's been punished enough.
she's unironically hot
Asian feet
AB/DL
hoping for this one desu
Lebron deepfake porn
rollling again for hentai haven lol
jeez... I actually liked the clippers before this assblasted clipanada started seething all over my /nba/... might have to root for the Lakers against them next year...
Trae had a better rookie season than Doncic, but Doncic will win ROTY because narratives.
This. That's why my lakeys didn't bother trying to make the 8th seed and tanked. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if we made the playoffs in 7th or 8th spot? Might as well not even show up at all and get a top 5 pick instead.
omorashi
loli hentai
sonichu inflation porn
1. The Raptors are the same team as long as they keep Nick Nurse and key players stay on board.
2. Kawahi is staying. He'll sign a one year contract with one year player option. Cap this.
3. Losing Gasol is a minor roadblock that can easily be overcome.
Bonus: and Danny will stay.
>Its because they have great chemistry and vibe well, hard for an autist like you to understand. Kyrie has had a long career and is highly regarded amongst actual players, you know jack shit.
Hmm sounds a lot like a certain team with a bunch of young "stars" and great chemistry that collapsed with real expectations. Imagine being so braindead you can't remember a season that ended 24 hours ago lmaooooooo
>saddling the team with not one but two washed oldheads with enormous contracts
holy based Pelinka driving that franchise into the dirt
This. Brainlets fail to understand it.
handholding
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
To destroy LeBron so he never comeback.
This is a winners mentality. Lakers dream of greatness. Clippers dream of being the Pacers.
Adam Silver
>kawhi convinces entire team to perform load management
>Eric Moreland leads team in minutes
>Lin still rides the bench
Lakers already did that
the forbidden horse show
Kevin Durant's hospital photo.
Where will D'Lo end up?
>Lakers already did that
You were trying, remember? Lebron came back and got his shit slapped like the washed old faggot he is. Dont act like that was always the plan. You know what makes a loser mentality? Fucking losing. Clippers didnt need a shit tier 4th pick, they have what they need. They made it to the Playoffs and beat all projection as a middle finger to the cunt media who wrote them off.
Holy shit, injuries, you fucking moron. They won three rings. Theyre winners regardless. Kawhi, your savior, near single handedly led you to one and hes leaving now. Youll still kiss his feet regardless.
Jerry West is onboard. He knows a thing or two about winning.
Get rekt you fucking brainlets.
pic related
Torrana. He'll do it for free.
...
Call the most expensive phone-sex line you can find
NEW
Naw bro, he's only been punished enough if think all he did was run a dog-fighting ring, which is disgusting enough.
But what he actually did, from what I've read:
>pick up dogs and smash them down on the concrete floor, laughing all the while
>put dogs in barrels of water, with electrodes attached so he could electrocute them as he drowned them
>he enjoyed hanging dogs that didn't want to fight other dogs
and a bunch of other shit I'm not going to go look up.
his lawyer cut some ridiculous deals, and almost none of this was ever widely publicized.
not punished enough
Players of your favourite team's best players photoshopped into other teams' jerseys.
fuck
>Players of your favourite team's best players photoshopped into other teams' jerseys.
>no kawhi
>no kyrie
>no kd
>no klay
that pic is worst case scenario
Play the one piece musuo game, you'll get caught up on all the actually good story beats in a matter of hours
He was punished more than enough. 1 million dogs do not count the same as 1 human life. Sorry bro. You're vegan tho, right?
>Patrick McCaw has as many rings as LeBron and as many Finals MVPs as Curry
I bet somebody will start camping in front of the City Hall today. Probably the Sign Guy.
>Masai
>trading away one of his African brothers
They're gonna end up firing their coach and gm by the end of the year just like the past 4 years