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xerri 7 edition

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Is this a record high number of posts for /nrl/ cobbers?

xerri boy

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>White supremacist symbol

Okay THIS is problematic. How long until the Cowboys put out a statement addressing this?

not until they UNDRESS this

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What is /nrl/ reading? For me, it's Metaphysical Horror.

your moms phone number on the back of this toilet door

gottem

I'd be surprised if many /nrl/ types actually have the mental stamina to read more than three sentences before passing out.

you're implying they have the drive to read to the point of passing out

I'd be surprised if many /afl/ types actually have the mental stamina to read more than three sentences before their bashed in rectal canal collapses.

you don't read with your anus my intellectually inferior friend

>"The refs on field said that it wasn't, it should just be a penalty. The bunker completely overruled them and ruled that it was a penalty try. There's no way you can say it was a penalty try," Green said.
>"There's no way you can guarantee he was going to score that.
>"Five minutes before that, Jordan Kahu nearly gets his head taken off and the ref says. 'No, around the shoulder'.
>"What my players deserve is to know why on the Tigers second try they don't go to the bunker. West Tigers knock it on in the air and they don't go to the bunker they just award the try. We deserve an explanation."

Fuck the refs and fuck the NRL

sounds like watching sport isn't for you, friendo.

What colour would you paint your balls?

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Black

Except for BFT and B(londe)FT of course

how are you doing my /nrl/ family members

whats up tripfriend

Rugby League

Welcome my "white" friend

I am enjoying the raidGODs ascension

1bong, 20bings until GOATcastle dynasty continues lads

Hey lad. I hope you get the win back for last year against Danny.

Hoping for a serious and potentially career threatening injury to Pearce today ladies

Who /GOATcastle/ here?

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G O A T C A S T L E

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I can't work out if you're a Blues or Maroons supporter.

looks promising atm

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Lomax has been ruled out m8. Best pick a different reserve.

got hit on by an absolute phat ass last night but was too scared to go home with her

#Egler

Knights will either win or get walloped
No Storm 1-12 today

Bought a new bed lads. Hope it can handle my 110kg body.

Knights by 7

Ooof. Refball already.

based ivan

>SKD: the next Storm immortal

Another thrilling win for Strom.

Kek. Sutton's got the Storm in his multi, no doubt.

So do I

>ref calls out "Cameron Smith!" due to him being offside
>Smith makes tackle anyway
>No whistle
Never change NRL, never change.

>thinking the knights were a chance against the storm at aami park

brainlet.jpg

>SEPTIC

>TANK

>YANK

>HA
>HA
>HA

Hello there my chubby, brown eyed friend.

is NRL really that much more bogan than AFL

The NRLs boganess is to the AFL as America's obesity is to Somalia.

My mums new boyfriend follows the AFL and he's the biggest bogan dickhead I've ever met, if he doesn't pull his head in I'm gunna smash the cunt

so... "less bogan than australia on average" compared to "not at all bogan in any way shape or form"?

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Just think of his throbbing, succulent hog being jammed in and out, in and out of the same hole you came out from. Her vagina too.

grim

How many pillows does she have?

really want to dick that little milo eating sissy boy

He actually thought that was a funny post lads

dire

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she's gorgeous, name?

Xer Ri . She's got a strong 6.

Mitchell Pearce will still get 3 dally m points for this

I'll take some junk points for muh SC

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yes, only bogan retards watch nrl

based

Speaking of bogans, is there a game that features a worse teeth to head ratio in the crowd than Penrith vs Souths?

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cheers

Gf said we could cuddle while we watch the game tonight but only if the BroncGODs are ahead in the score.

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Dont let bitches put conditions on the cuddling lad.

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Why is it always everyone else's fault whenever this cunt has a bad game?

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Love the game
Talk up the game
Simple as.

any ladies in here willing to fart in my mouth for money

I'll shit on your chest

>taking the poo

come brapsesh bra and they'll do it for free

cute!!

Your NSW Origin 5/8 ladies

Tedesco is being rested tomorrow lads. Adjust your peems accordingly.

Cleary with the try assist. Based star NSW Origin halfback.

*5/8

*0.625

Maloney with the try assist. Based former star NSW Origin half.

>Walker playing like shit
>Cleary playing like shit
>Pearce played like shit
>Wighton was average
>based Maloney being dominant
Cleary and Pearce: NSW halves

Q U E E N S L A N D E R

do you accept tab vouchers

High IQ halves pairing: Blake Green and Luke Brooks

Every cunt knows it should be a combination of Maloney/Walker for NSW

awwwwww Maloney is trying to play the footy

Jimmy Roberts playing the type of defense for which he's renowned

I long for the days of a Terry Campese/Peter Wallace combination in the halves with Kurt Gidley captaining the side.

>Fagcastle
>Faggitohs
>Broncucks

These peems truly do not deserve to make the 8. But they will.

Reminder that if Adam Reynolds got picked for NSW he would have lead them to the win, not get injured and South's wouldn't be this shit

You've got a friend in me

Bryan Threee

walkcunt

>walkcunt has never kicked a field goal

LMAO

Based Maloney showing Walkabout how to kick a onesie

>poobitohs

Well that confirms it'll be cleary and maloney in the halves next week

Don't even think about being a virgin when my Bronnies are playing lads

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>7:30pm kickoff

>fergshit

Love BroncGODS
Never have sex
Simple as

POOATES POOATES POOATES

FUCKING BUNKER

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>going to the bunker when he is right there

>Chad Paulo
>Virgin Haas

FUCK

feeling extra virginal lads

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Farkkkkkk he got fucked up by that knee.

>fitfita ded
>gillett ded

>fitifa
More like Fatfata XD

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FOR FUCK SAKE

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>Fergo NSW halfback

fuck sake gutho you cunt. is there a more unreliable cunt in the game. fucking cunt. i knew he would have done something but just couldnt abide by risking it again.

fucking gutho.

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I like his undies lads

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how did Isaako get so bad in 1 year?

absolutely based

He became Isucko

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID CUNTS

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How can one team be so based?

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>coach is already in the locker room to yell at these fuckwits
BASED

>taking the poo

>parra cant even keep them to nil

>poo
Based slow and steady approach by the mighty Broncos

>taking the fucking zero

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>taking the zero
Oh god lol

This post aged poorly

>hands like a bricky

Vonnie is the man lads

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How would you tackle Vonnie? Up high or around the legs? Both options are wrought with peril.

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COMEBACK

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>24
Suuuuure

>its another player i traded out weeks ago scores episode

just fuck my cunt up

Do you think she likes virgins?

>GOATes with an elite and muscular 3

reckon even a virgin shit club boncocks cuckstomer could get root off her

Never getting laid at this rate lads

why does pooses talk to himself

What has happened to Milky's team...

>boyd dead

FUCK THE POOTHERS AND FUCK YOU HOMOS

Moses killed Hoffman

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I am constipated right now. I can feel a shit right there wanting to come out but it won't budge. Been sitting on the toilet for ages trying to get this out. Don't want to have a shower until it comes out because if it comes after the shower then I'll be dirty again. Fuck this.

Shove a few fingers in there and pull it out.

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just be yourself :)

Get a tea spoon and poke around up there with the handle. Should loosen it up real good.

FUCK THE PEELS

>Mitchell Pearce
>Wade Graham
>Blake Ferguson
>Matt Lodge
>Daniel Saifiti

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>that wasn't in the script

they aren't even hiding it any more

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Imagine being naive enough to think game 2 won't be rigged to set up a decider.

BRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODS

BIFF BIFF BIFF

Based Stone

Goats would fucking kill Stone in a fight. Hence why Goats walked away because he's smash that cunt.

Fucking Boyd

That was not fucking forward.

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>Brisbane ded

Never not gonna love the BroncGODS lads

>Siv-no

>left too, gutho and munster on the non scoring bench

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FUCK GIRLS I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYWAY I NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX ANYWAY

>arse raped by the Eels
The absolute state of the BronCucks

not sure i am following this new gimmick

are you for some reason connecting "your virginity" to whether or not the broncocks win or lose...

Who the fuck are these guys replacing? Walker, Klemmer and Cotric are gone. Maybe Crichton too.
Who else is getting dumped? Haas?

And what about Turbo? Is Joshy getting dumped too?

What the fuck is Freddy doing?

When the BroncGODS win he premiership I WILL lost my virginity

Watched toy story instead of seeing my peem get btfo lads

>vonnie loved it

how do you plan on accomplishing that

By finding your mum

1. Tedesco
2. Fergo
3. Mitchell
4. Turbo
5. Ado Carr
6. Cleary
7. Pearce
8. Haas
9. Cook
10. Vaughan
11. Cordner
12. Frizell
13. Jake
14. Matterson
15. Murray
16. Finucane
17. RCG

She came back lads, then left again
Laughing

>eglar
Where did this forced meme come from?

I always hated those kids who bandwagoned Queensland despite not being from there or those black cunts who were angry about Merritt and Blacklock or some shit but now I understand them.

Born in Cairns live in the cenny coast. I have Maroon blood in me bitch.

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>wighton still in the side
Jesus Christ

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Actually you now what lads I might have given up on the Men's team but at least I can still watch a likeable and competent team to represent my state

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Extremely high IQ post

why are they playing at the same time as Friday night football?

stupid

When and what time is Women's origin lads? I want to take time off work to watch it if I am working. Unironically btw.

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There is no club games next week. Women's Origin Friday, Test matches on Saturday and Men's Origin on Sunday

Friday 7:45pm at North Sydney Oval m8

/nrl/ meet up?

Based. Thanks m80.
I'm closer to Newie than I am Brissy.

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If the women's origin was in qld I would unironically go

If a few of you cunts would actually turn up i absolutely would drive down for this.

Not enough notice. I'm 6+ hours drive away and I'm working that week.

Just tell your boss you're there to respect women and he'll probably pay for your trip m8

>tfw your boss is a misogynist and poonion supporter

At prohibition lads

imagine actually attending an /nrl/ meet up. how pathetic.

Manly Warringah.