>Wins the woman world cup
>Wins cricket world cup
>Wins F1 championship
>Wins rugby world cup
>Wins US Open golf
>Wins champions league
>Wins 5 of the last 6 cycling Grand Tours
>Wins 4x100 relay gold
>Wins first ever Nations league medal
>Wins the best fans of the year award
>Wins WW1
>Wins WW2
>WIns Falklands
Who can stop us?
Seriously?
>women’s World Cup
Prepare to get 13-0'd
Only Wales is Chad. Scots and Irish can only speak the language of their English masters
Ireland at least have their own country
So how in the name of fuck is it that the stupid doss cunts in Sassenachland cant understand a fucking word I say to the stupid cunting fucks?
>country is an island
>can’t even control the whole thing
>most of their people live outside the country
>never had an empire
>used terrorists and lost
Gonna be a betacuck/10 for me
Got nothing to do with your accent, you're just a mongoloid.
I must fucking be, living next to those stupid poncy faced poofy fucks.
THE ENGLISH ARE A BUNCH OF POOFS
>Complains about being cycled by England
>Votes to continue getting chucked by England
Nah, your team is going to lose to themselves, like in the last world cup.
OH NONONONONO!!!!
>Who can stop us?
Defeat a world power at its peak.
You couldn’t beat a rice farmer
The war ain't over yet mate.
>Wales
>Chad
We LITERALLY beat the Welsh language out of them in their schools and flooded their villages to create a reservoir for England, plus their independence movement is weaker than Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall and even Yorkshire's.
They don't even have the bollocks to play Cricket as an independent nation and their best football teams are forces to suckle on the English teat because Wales is too poor.
croatia
Yeah but their women are hotter than yours and Scotlands
>welsh women
>hot
have you even been to wales you fat cunt?
Yes. Granted they're wither really ugly or really hot but that's still better than England
>Wins cricket world cup
please post in the gamethreads for english games at least
>Wins cricket world cup
PLEASE WATCH YOUR SPORT
>English thinking they won ww2
Oh dear
We did. You think Germany won?
The USSR defeated Germany
WW2 was literally England vs Germany and we won. Both sides drafted in support but we were still the main players.
Serious question:
Why are England so dominant in a wide range of sports? How can a tiny country pack such a big punch?
>Wins 5 of the last 6 cycling Grand Tours
Froome is Kenyan and Thomas is Welsh
playing superior sports like rugby and cricket breeds a superior sport culture.
The English are shit at rugby
they're all right at the moment. reckon they'll do well at the wc but not win
Britain was the last line of defense. If it wasn't for Britain, the war would have officially been over after Paris was taken.
>>Wins the woman world cup
Your lasses barely beat our team of part time cashiers. A bit too early to get cocky.
Only because they overawed by the occasion of playing on Liberation Day.
>we lost, but not by much
Why are Argies like this?
its a shame britain didn't fall. maybe if nazi germany won whiteoids wouldn't be such cucks these days.
Britain didn't really do anything to Germany, but they made Germany leave behind vital troops in Denmark, Norway, France and other places they thought Britain might attack. Vital troops that could of been used on the eastern front, hundreds of thousands of them.
>>Wins 5 of the last 6 cycling Grand Tours
Thomas isn't English, and it's irrelevant anyway because those results are getting stripped in a few years when Sky/INEOS gets exposed.
any B tiers football team ?
>invent sport
>suck at it
But we beat you at your peak. In fact we are the reason you are cucks now.
bravo for the channel nigel you are a genius for building it
>invent world war
>suck at it
>Start both world wars
>Lose them
You know he had a Geordie accent.
If nazi germany won, you mutts wouldn't exist
It's actually sort of amazing how consistently fat and stupid Americans are, if you think about it
we know where they come from
so...
This is what screaming celt pygmies believe
>Wins WW2
>Wins WW1
no allied boots hit german grounds, our loss there was literally and unironically an inside job. also daily reminder that we bombed the shit out of london with fucking zeppelins lmao.
>Wins WW2
ah yes, who doesnt remember the millions of americans and russ- ehm i mean brave englishmen marching into berlin?
Feels good to be superior.