/hoc/

just bated

what’s up my niggas? when is the game on?

Yikes this thread is going to be up for a week

Nah it’ll last 2 days. Could be worse: you could be /mlb/

post your reaction when da blues won da cup

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boobies

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Scary how irrational you can become in the midst of a pussy fog.

Hello Magnus

So where are the Wild going to relocate to since Shittysota is too incompetent to support ANY sports team? My vote goes to Wisconsin. They deserve a hockey team, and it’s only fitting since Somalisota historically cucks out to Wisconsin every chance they can.

what'd you do?

where is bulju getting traded

what's wrong with alfredsson? his one year in detroit was nothing important

He retired without a cup and didn’t finish as a sen. poor dude

the liiga

excuse me sweaty he signed a one day contract before retiring

Doesn’t count

more like liiga my balls lol

hahaaaaaa

your house as your new dad

delet this immediately or I'll do something we'll both regret

YES IT DOES

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lol

Shut up or I’ll suck your dick you fag

he will be seattle's first franchise player

thank god

for me, its Detroit Red Wings legend Daniel Alfredsson

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that's it I warned you, now I'm going to say it:
NIGGER

Alright retard, now I have to suck your dick for that racist comment. Stupid gay faggot, I bet you’ll even enjoy it

can you fags stop being fags?

Don’t make me suck your dick too, faggot

NHL TEAMS WITHOUT CAPTAINS
>Detroit Red Wings
>New York Rangers
>Ottawa Senators
>Toronto Maple Leafs
>Vancouver Canucks
>Vegas Golden Knight
What's your prediction, /hoc/? (finns please do not reply, thank u in advance)

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cool it, user.
think of Ray Emery.

cute

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Cringe

literally NOTHING wrong with getting your dick sucked

Okay retard, now take your pants off you stupid faggot

is it just or she look a bit touched in this picture?

are you gonna suck my dick or am i gonna suck yours?

the wings went with 2 Alternates last year with losing Zetterberg and it was Kronwall and Larkin so it will probably be that again and eventually Larkin in 2 years or so

Jets won the cup imo

i think the /cric/ lads want their dicks sucked

>walking around barefoot
What subhumans

RIP ray, he smoking crack with my boy rob now

You had better not suck my dick, fag. I’m not gay. Now take your pants off and take your beating

My captain :)

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only if you promise to kiss it better after

*sharks

he was so based, bros

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what a bunch of shit teams

Stanley Cup Champion Chris Thorburn

Kissing is gay, of course you’d want it faggot. I’m gonna suck your dick twice because of that retard comment

What a deformed family. Not an ounce of forward growth between them

if you go anywhere near my dick i'll slap your ass with it, fag

Alright faggot, you’re asking for it now. Come here you stupid gay retard

Stanley Cup Champion Jay Bouwmeester

>/hoc/ - xheattle dickgirl edition

asking for it? i'm fucking begging for it, you god damn homo

this is almost as gay as a locker room

Which NHL players do you think are gay? There has to be at least ONE.

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Stanley Cup Champion Jordan “If they’re brown put em down” Binnington

Alright faggot, take off your pants and take your dick sucking like a man, gay retard

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brent burns

Friendly but firm reminder that /hoc/ is NOT your erp chat room.

Reminder that snes frens are the only good leafs in /hoc/ and the snes WILL win the cup before toronto

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I’ll suck your dick if you don’t knock that shitposting off.

i've had my pants off since i entered the thread, queer boy

Alright then homo get over here. God I hate gays like you so much

>Blues win the cup
>/hoc/ turns at least 95% gay
what parallel universe is this?

There is nothing gay about suck a dick. Getting your dick sucked, however, IS gay.

get away from me, faggot. i only let pretty boys suck my dick.

where did all the good posters go?

I knew you were a faggot through and through. Fucking queer

takes one to know one and i'm sure you've taken way more than one

Still here cheering on the jets. Down since day one

I’ve never had my dick sucked in my life. I have however outed several a faggot when I’ve sucked their dicks.

Shut up fags.

Shut up homo or I’ll suck your dick too

Right here lad, whats up?

MILK
I
L
K

God I hate faggots so much

made some kool aid, lads

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Poor guy

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Stanley cup champion Jake Allen

Stanley Cup Champion Ville Husso

>”YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK NIGGERS!!”

So based that NBC didn’t have time to bleep thorburn out

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lmao remember when he was pissed at phil kessel for talking shit about team USA

based

>gets to nap in the cup
>will spend months sucking on those tiddies whenever he wants
it's all downhill from there, buddy

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>eberle for 5 years 5.5 mil
good deal?

how do names on the cup work?
will bennington get his name on the cup?

not great, not terrible.

yes because he played in the cup

Bi-daily remiinder

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>webm
what a strange lad

wtf the celtics won 11 years in a row??

report and ignore bostonian scum

He's cute. Is that a Seattle fan?

>first team to integrate in the NBA
>wilt chamberlain is bill russell's bitch
it was too easy

Why wouldn’t he, retard?

>leafs reading comprehension

Are you retarded?

Hockey is a stupidly expensive sport for youth to play. It won't completely die off but will forever remain a rich mans sport. The demographics might change, but Canada will always pump out quality players. In 50 years the best Canadian players will be of Chinese decent. It pains me to say it but the rich chinks are the only ones that continue white traditions in this country.

Good, fuck Canada. The less Canadians in hockey, the better.

>chinese descent
cant wait for xi jinping's son to play hockey

You laugh. But one day an entire ring oc the cup willl be filled with Jose and Jorge's

>1957 followed by 1959
>no 1967
>in a row
I know a lot of people here are retarded but come the fuck on

who gets rings? the whole roster? or same rules as the cup?

hockey is a rich mans sport. the players that can make it to the NHL are the ones that had the money to be able to afford travelling and proper training, something those fucks will never have

go knights

>nobody fucking mentions them at all

Does it matter? He played, why wouldn’t he get a ring?

>somebody mentions nobody
>wild and the hurricanes even talking

Panthers

does michael del zotto get a ring?

how can phil disrespect usa?

Hope so. I didnt even know he was on the team and im a rags fan. Hope he getz a ring+his name

36 chambers please go away

he didn't play 41+ games during the season, and he didn't play at all in the playoffs
no cup name
i think he gets a ring though

Why are you comparing a guy who didn’t even play in the playoffs to a goalie who started every single game?

does del zotto get a ring or not?

yes you retard

>hockey over
>retards everywhere in /hoc/
grim

Ok retard

then bennington should get one for sure

glad to see the tampa faggots have returned to /hoc/ and will post their garbage sandwiches

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t. retard

Looking at his total games played for the season it's a big yikes. 42 total games played across 3 teams. 23 with Canucks, 12 with Anaheim. 7 with St.Louis

Ring yes? Engraving? Only of the Blues make an exemption and the league approves it. Hopefully they do he deserves it.

Also lol at his wiki.

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no engraving for MDZ

They can request it

>aaron pico

theres no reason to engrave to his name. he's about as far removed as a person can be from a team while still being on the team

Tampa should have to play in the AHL and qualify to get back into the NHL after getting swept in the first round

and so two remained...

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Will my Habbies make the playoffs next year?

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yes

So what team pops their cherry next year for a Cup? My bet is the Wild

yes

He was with them for the home stretch. He was childhood teammates with somebody or other, think it was o reilly. They highlighted and showed the old pictures during game 7. So he,ll probably get on it because of that.

the wild are garbage and wont make the finals or even playoffs my dude

>wild are garbage
No they’re not. How mad are you?

62

Out of 63?

yes a team that is aging horribly with players that could be gone like zucker and terrible returns like donato and rask will surely make the wild a team to remember in 2020!

Paul fenton is garth snow 2.0. You will be fleeced in no time

:)

sorry i misunderstood the question

>donato
>terrible returns
Holy shit are you delusional. Donato immediately showed his value in the short time he was actually with the Wild. 16 points in 22 games

and im supposed to think he will help the wild become amazing? The two goalies in dubnyk and stalock are borderline mediocrity and they have been exposed so many times it isnt even funny.

hey lads it's the 25th anniversary of the rags last cup. rags post to celebrate

>rags

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Let me know when you haters and losers decide to use the much better thread

>IN
>CON
>SOL
>A
>BLE

>rags
>rags south

>2014 was 25 years ago
wew getting old lads

>moving the goalposts

Gonna fire up my 1994 cup dvds

same stuff my dude. The wild as a team are bland and they arent going anywhere. They'll be a basement dweller soon and that parise/suter contract will be the bane of them

still more recent than the islels last one

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H A B B E N I N G

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and it still took them 54 years to get their 4th fucking cup.

Soon.

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My jets
My habs
My oilers and my caps

I had to take an hour walk because of how BASED this post is so that's why I'm replying to this now

>the henrik and daniel sedin

Havent seen twins fall so hard since 9/11

let's admit it guys. If we had to, we couldn't find Canada on a map.

My darkhorse 2020 team..... If the caps or bruins don't lose the cup to the jets....... It'll be the habs. Building a good young Finnish core. Can't wait

>actually he just laughed

>Finnish core
So a first round sweep by their opponent?

Just a connecting flight. It's not happening.

habs only have like two finns iirc and they arent that bad

With finns you...?

make it to the final and get exposed on the big stage

Get blown the fuck out in game 7 at home.

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My other darkhorse 2020 team...... If the oilers don't lose to the jets in the WCF....... It could be the hawks

chiraq will just barely miss the playoffs but draft a bust with the 3rd pick this year

jets aren't making the playoffs for 3 years cap this post

>Well Tuuka Rask had a miscarriage in that game 7 that could rival Erik Karlsson's unborn child. Back up to you Doc.

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Chicago is a legitimate constender....m just like all teams in centeral

Seriously Blues winning makes a bit sad. It just shows that you don't need a single superstar to win in NHL. For some reason it's sad.

Laine would have won the cup but his team didn't let him. Can't wait for him to sign 8*12 when mauri is fired

how come? devils pretty much won cups without a massive offensive superstar

>yfw pierre was the culprit all along

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>Well Doc, we haven't seen an explosion of this magnitude in Boston since the Boston Marathong bombing back in 2013. Tuuka Rask is letting in everything like that guy who got both his legs blown off. Haha. Back up to you guys.

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Imagine this.
>your team loses game 7 and youre an alcoholic irishman with a tranny discord "daughter"
That's boston

Shut up leaf

>one of the best goalies in the history
>HHoF defensemen
yeah what

I tried to imagine this but killed myself in the process

This. There is probably not even one player in that Blues team to make it in HHoF. It's fucking travesty that team like that wins.

yes there isnt one going to the HHoF because you are so 100% sure. Shows that you just need a really good core to win, and I'd argue that RoR could become HHoF material if he keeps playing like this

>RoR in HHoF
what the fuck are you smoking?

dumb shit

>0.68 ppg
hockey hall of fame

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>sleeping on vlady t

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Given Holland's track record in Detroit, what're the odds he trades any of the oilers old balls large contracts like lucic, sekera, or russell?

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>sharks offering ek65 8x11 means some other team will have to pay him at least 8x12

which team is dumb enough to do that lads?

high

>@TSNBobMckenzie 2m ago
>Erik Karlsshit sign and swap. Hearing it's an 8x12.125 contract. Return is Boeser and a conditional late round pick

do sign and trades even happen in the nhl?

fake news

Imagine this
>you give up a fifth for the man that single handedly got one of the most dominant young teams inthe league eliminated round one and he's not even under contract
Now you're Philadelphia

i wouldn't mind this

it’s real :0

imagine living in misery

>R

>A

wtf it's real

way to ruin the combo faggot

When is the movie, lads.

>G

>STAY SCARED M8

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That's ok lad. You got another 4 months to try again before hockey starts :)

>Laffs have never won a playoff series in the salary cap era

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Who /kitchener/ here?
I made a stop there on my way no nigara falls and went to the ranger's game.

so have the kitties. last one was in 1996. also they only have TWO playoff OT goals. Abyssmal

>laffs have never won a cup since first expansion of the leaue

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>$43 million+ locked up on 4 players who can't win a single playoff series for you
You can't make this shit up, lads.

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>laffs

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business idea: retire the stanley cup and create a new championship trophy so that every team starts on even footing in this new era of hockey

>your inaugural Isobel Cup 2.0 champs, xheattle dickgirls

seattle sicksoys

>"I said it again guys!"

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Who's the more embarrassing team?

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xheattle dickgirls

>"I posted it again guys!"

You're either with us or against us...... LAINEATION..... LOCK IN

laine isnt signing with the jets sam

Was he really that bad? Didn't see that series.

>we will never get a Canucks-Laffs Final
Just imagine the shitposting

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legendary

I thought movie night was going to be early today

Laine isn't only signing 8x10 (minimum) I've literally always been a laine fan. I'll continue to be a laine fan unless he signs with: anybody in the Pacific that isn't coyotes, Minnesota, Nashville, any other Canadian team (that isn't Edmonton or Montreal or Quebec), Pittsburgh, Tampa, flyers, canes, either of the jew yorks, ted, wings, jersey, or buffalo

yeah i'm just getting things set up, i'll be about 10 mins

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That’s hella gay you queer boy

cytube again?

Banned until he decides to start playing hockey videos.

Whose he pointing at

cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

about to play training day. if there's still interest after i'll play mighty ducks

play hockey videos instead mongrel

we did last night

based kepler with laffs collapse

for me, it's the nice weather.

Imagine jets trade laine hellebuyck nd trouba for McAvoy Tuuka marchand and Pastrnak
That would be epic win......

sam shut the fuck up

Imagine he puts the Eskies game on Cytube.... Epic troll ... lol

just had a few rice crispy treats, lads

Nothing more kino than watching laffs collapses against Boston with the lads

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Petriangelo is top 10 defender in the league. Parayko is top 20. Schenn, O'Reilly, Schwartz, Tarasenko, and Maroon: all top talent.

Unless they were home made you are a sucker.

Blues are literally built with legit players, finland is retarded. They are like 2004 pistons.

>I'll continue to be a laine fan unless he signs with:
>anybody in the Pacific that isn't coyotes
>any other Canadian team (that isn't Edmonton...
Wut?

>"The leafs are now the team with the longest cup drought. God forbid it ever happens for them and if it ever does, hopefully multiple vans of peace drive through the watch parties and parade crowds"

Holy shit shannon, hes wild

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pietrangelo is pretty much the defense-first type of dman that lots of anons love to praise. i would have thought he would get more hype around here.

/hoc/ just likes memeing on offensive dmen more than they care about how anyone actually plays their position.

>big defenseman, never have been voted in norris
>Schenn, center who was cast aside by philly. is barely a top-6 center in points
>Schwartz, alright forward top-6 in most teams, 1st liner in almost none
>Tarasenko, only 1st line talent
>Maroon, is this a fucking joke
the state of delusional blues fans

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dumb finland

based and redpilled.

OH NO NO NO
>DELUSIONAL BLUES FANS

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Wings = Larkin after next year
Rangers= not sure maybe lias Andersson
Leafs = Taveres
Canucks = Bo at the 50th opener Hank or Kurtenbach passes it to him similarly to Hank getting it at the 40th
Sens = Chabot most likely in a year or two
Vegas = no idea

Lads we're watching Mighty Ducks now

The dmen mentioned are great, so terrible point to start off with. Philly is fucking retarded and has given away great talent before; Schenn is just another example of that. Schwartz is a solid top 6 guy that can play top line if needed and not be a defensive liability. Maroon dominates when on the ice; probably the best corsi on the team; guy can pretty much play anywhere in the lineup too.
>doesn't even mention the alpha chad O'Reilly
1/10 weak post

going to the parade tomorrow
look for me holding the /hoc/ sign

og, 2 or d3?

Actually we're watching Black Hawk Down now

what happened to traning day?

File corruption or something.

[spoiler]you[/spoiler]

Cool. Watchin xmen on the ol'boomer tune myself

Hockey news WHEN?

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you can add sharks to that since signing karlshit will force pavelski to leave

Couture

yeah probably

sharks mroe like sharts

"mroe" more like "more"
ha ha got 'em

canes more liked based bros with killer chicken restaurants that i wish to patronize

Now THIS is the post.

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What does Bojangles taste like? Is it on the Churches Chicken spectrum, Raising Canes, or the almighty Chik Fil la?

oops. handed myself a cheeky (you)

ill shwo you who's bsso

Also Norris is a meme trophy for offensive defenseman, like hedman and burns. The blues have defenseman that get big minutes, check and shoot from the blue line well. They also have a good rotation of defenseman like with dunn bortuzzo and bouwemeester, but the big two are parayko and pietrangelo.

Schenn and schwartz both deserve incredible kudos even if schwartz’s insane run from the first three rounds didn’t show up in the finals. The blues have a great mix of offense talent and skill, plus O’Reilly from buffalo helped that massively. Blues are one of the most solid teams made in the cap era and they did it without a big superstar per say

Lost my wallet lads. Used it at the cafeteria at work but I'm not sure what happened

>Churches Chicken
They don't have any of those around here. And I've only ever heard black people talk about Churches Chicken, so I'm scared to go find one.
>Raising Canes
They don't have any of those around here either.
>Chik Fil a
Haven't had it in years, but it's bland as fuck compared to Bojangles' seasoning and general variety.

Hockey.

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you work with darkies? i'd start with them

I have probably 7 chicken places around me but no Bojangles. Churches is Whitecastle quality, Raising Canes is delicious but doesn't sell biscuits so goddamn, Chick Fil La has the best waffle fries and dipping sauces available and dabs on fags. Also, Hot Chicken Takeover has excellent spicy pieces but it's expensive and again no biscuits. Also, I only post it because every Canes games in the playoffs they posted Bojangles and I wanted a Boberry biscuit now.

Who does it better?

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Norris trophy is a huge meme

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I like to get the box of white castle sliders in the freezer section. You can microwave 4 of them for a tasty treat
Hockey

fatty. have sex.

reminder that you should be watching black hawk down with us
cytu be/r/offseasonhoc

I actually haven't eaten all day. I forget sometimes

nothings playing

Nah i worked with one German girl, that's it
Have a feeling a janitor picked it up. There's an O'Reilly's gift card, no cash

>no cash
Are you gay?

>Nah i worked with one German girl, that's it
Is she a qt?

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you need to install the script

I keep my cash in my backpack. So that if I ever lose my wallet (like this situation) I have money still

She's like 55 but yeah I guess so. The accent gets old. I think she's even frustrated by it

Smart. But still not as smart as me (didn't lose my wallet)

Flyers still cant get any better and refuse to tank for talent. But hey least they got Gritty to help get the money needed from the SJW's and Media fags attending games just for him.

do tankies like the hokkei?

i sure hope the wings draft a defensemen

>XD le wacky hairy hockey man!!1?!
Noooooooope

>having fun
Not in my /hoc/

tankies can get the richies if they tank for the right person. Pens did that with Crysby, and the Devils just did the same with that one lad they got this year.

Gritty? More like Grimy

I’m going to be watching both Sri Lanka vs Australia AND South Africa vs Afghanistan with my /cric/ friends tomorrow, and there is literally nothing you can do about it.

Philadelphia? More like irredeemable shit smear on Pennsylvania.

Philadelphia? More like Grittydelphia

Gritty alone will net them the money they need so they'd never have to tank. Which is a bad thing if you were a Cryers fan never getting top draft pick ever.

MEDIC

>US in charge of not getting demolished by militia groups

NORTH PHILLY'S FINEST

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For me it's winnipeg hawks legend, David Warner

it's our pass time

To be fair to Philly, Nolan Patrick was the real 1OA

If Philly were smart, they'd tank for at least two years to build around him and Carter Hart for a long term push. But considering how the 76ers tank was with similar ownership. I'd say any Philly team aside the Iggles and maybe the Lillies are fucked beyond repair .

truly an odd season lads. the fucking poos won the cup and i posted my balls on /hoc/. one of the best playoffs in forever

What the fuck other teams are you talking about?

Kinda high lol

Lmao Toronto is a basketball city now. How embarrassing.

The flyers are a weird fuckin team anyway. If they get everything going and hart playing as advertised with maybe a youth injection in issac ratcliffe then they’re a playoff team

Your mom liked my youthful injection

Or they don't do shit and wallow in mediocrity or exist in perpetual collapse for the rest of their miserable existence and I know which one I'm hoping happens.

Look you want to converse hockey or just shitpost? We’re working with almost jack shit for a week until the draft where we get a whole generation of zoomies drafted

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it's fucking hilarious, the >laffs aren't even the most popular team in their own town anymore

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when does the zoomer generation end? what's the next one called?

Philly NHL/NBA teams are fucked beyond repair I mean. All other sports like Soccer/lacrosse no one gives a fuck about on here so they either apply or not regardless.

They do have chuck fletcher as their GM now so who knows. He did decently with the wild so maybe he can help the flyers out. Their issue of concern is really a better bottom 6 and more youth. Patrick has been not amazing for a 2nd overall pick and he needs to step up sooner or later. The trade for niskanen is unusual because gudas was good for them, but it’s a salary freeup. I’m unsure what they’ll do but until then they’re under my wild card potential radar for next season if hart plays like he did last season

speed is just a result of everyones skating getting better desu

kids nowadays dont even know what runescape is
such a sad time

Define speed.

going fast

what? the 76'ers probably go to the finals if kawhi's miraculous 4 donk shot doesn't happen

As long as they are owned by literal Comcast, more money will be made than playoff runs for the next 30 or so years until they sell them off to the highest bidder, to which spoiler alert they wont. The same company has higher priorities for a fucking videogame team and building a stadium just for that than investing on a good Flyers team.

playing osrs right now bud

76er's are about to lose most of the *talent* they have and want to be paid and will most likely do another process this season.

im in catherby cooking

oh, good for the raptors then i suppose

Hopefully Reilly for the leafs but they’ll probably give it to Matthews because they’re homos

They would of found a way to choke to the Bucks and you fucking know it!

maybe, but they definitely pushed the raptors further than the bucks did

Buying gf

Just shitpost, Sir.

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Wish you could smell my flatulence right now.

Overwatch>Flyers to Comcast's eyes

........................No.

my rapties :)

>mooronto chokeshits
Steph curry one on one beats kawhi.

not just a city. canada is a basketball NATION. they invented it after all

you okay bud?

>Brice Cassidy: "Jordan Binnington isn't real. Jordan Binnington can't hurt you."
>Jordan Binnington: *blocks your shot*

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kappo for kakko

>Nolan Patrick was the real 1OA

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I think Columbus would be stupid not to trade panarin for Hellebuyck

can't even describe how great it feels watching the bruins lose in game 7 one night and then watching our only nba team win the very next night
plus the blues are basically canadian too

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>67

All hail Lord Naismith

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the year he was discovered

1967 was 103 years ago

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Is Dingo /hoc/core?
youtube.com/watch?v=Er4R0w2DKFI

post /hoc/core

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about to play whiplash, come watch

Big doinks

Oh Jeez O’Reilly, we won the cup!

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Can't wait for eggnog season lads

Is Dingo /hoc/core to you?
#youropinionmatters

youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
youtube.com/watch?v=MxUhHQKZRGs

For me, it's based cringe zoom cringe onions.

ha ha perkele

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Is it October yet

>4 more months of having free reign to not watch hockey

mornings here's my break fest

ps. thank's god the /hoc/ offseason ended and i can finally post

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LOVE my movie bros

coffee

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nice cup

ice cream and oatmeal?

huomenta

Unironically PK Subban. Lindsey Vonn is just a decoy wife.

huomenta

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For me, it's friday night movies with /hoc/

Do you guys remember playing the bean catch and the pizza chef games in club penguin?

too old for that game

good morning true north

WE THE NORTH WE THE NORTH

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE

if you live below the arctic circle, you have no business being in /hoc/

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Kotkaniemi, Lehkonen, Armia. We drafted Ylonen in 2018. Nieni was the back-up this year. They just signed this Liiga UFA, Leskinen. A couple other Finnish prospects. And Pulju for a 2nd round pick incoming.

>bulju for 2nd
keep dreaming buddy. 1st + a prospect

>bustju
>for a 2nd
braindead

2 nights down, like 150 to go

Niemi*

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thinking about booking a sunshine beach holiday to toronto or minnesota instead of tenerife next winter

Guy isnt worth a 1st what are you smoking. He's in bust territory but will be saved by Kotkajesus so the only choice is to flip him to us so the dream can live on.

he is going to hurriganes and there is nothing you can do about it

Both awful

kek

>toronto
>we the "north"

>trip writes something
Another post in the not gonna read file

not really comparable, i'm in line with the U.K. and get long winters

yes hello trips?

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Always thought this
With how much subban is marketed he should be able to get prime puss, but instead he goes for the man-looking roastie and known serial dater who is past her prime in her mid-thirties
It’s almost as if he doesn’t know how to judge attractive women because he’s gay

1 week lads

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Eating a couple cheese strings

based

based cheese string poster

1 week until im a rags fan

Top lad, hope you'll be supporting my shitter of a team

listening to dio-era black sabbath and stretching and enjoying offseason /hoc/

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bulju isnt even worth future considerations

why isn't finlan watching movies?

opiate of the masses.

for me, it's picking 17th overall

ah yes, too busy with intellectual pursuits such as shitposting on /hoc/?

at least i am in charge of my own entertainment as opposed to staring at government propaganda disguised as "art"

Listening to crywank abd having a cry and a wank

Thinking about something

I watched This is England last night

Go on then

thinking about nothing

These niggas have so many BC lads

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Big burly burger blasters from the blue line

youtube.com/watch?v=wNun3GwpK48

yeah you're not addicted to gookmoot's /hoc/ at all

now watch billy elliot

thats a good thing tho

if you participate in the brock boeser alliteration meme, you are a raging faggot

RPH

Thinking about making a big mug of coffee. It would my third this morning.

What was the most high quality post I’ve missed in the last 3 hours?

the what

>unarmed white applicant shot by diversity officer

I try to keep off it, 'ate the addiction headaches

...

these are pretty good

Offseason is comfy, I'm pretty fuckin' fried after those finals tbqh.

draft soon

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

go habs

8 shitty teams, not counting yotes and oilers

how many are (you)

Probably most akin to Popeye's, I guess, but it's its own thing. Definitely nothing like CFA.

whew

I've had both Bojangles' and Popeye's, and must say that Bojangles' is far better.
I haven't sampled the whole Popeye's menu, so maybe there are some hidden gems in there, but for the most part, Bojangles does everything better, especially the seasoning and the meat quality.

hockey panarin netminder

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Kinda feel like starting the tiller up and getting a noise violation

NOW is it October yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=Xl3_k6qEM1g

I prefer the Vancouver Rays

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hokkie

On a scale to one to 10, How fucked are the Flyers for the next Century, yet not fucked enough to get the top pick?

Yotes relocation to Houston when?

how early should i get my kids skating so i can live my nhl dreams vicariously through them?

2022

This but Hamilton

I feel like Popeye's usually does slightly "better" (as in crispier) skin, but yeah, the flavor is just not as good. Definitely not spiced as well.

comfy is a just a word for boring desu

At least it would be just a sunbelt team moving to another sunbelt location.

Wouldn't that make Laffs and Snes go ballistic?

What she thinking about right now?

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And that's a good thing

come watch hokkei clips
cy dot tube/r/offseasonhoc

me probably

>Todd McClelland coming to L.A.
>this fucking off season
Why live?

based bbc

Checked the map, definitely triggers laffs more.

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And they'll keep that core together for another 4 seasons, easily. And they actually improved as a team in this final series. I'd be very surprised if they do not pick up another cup in the next three seasons.

imagine the smell

youtube.com/watch?v=sD15aJ9KQY0
hockey is on

>devils win

even more hockey lads

youtube.com/watch?v=D2H8ULH7u2A

imagine losing to the st louis blues

imagine losing to the blues in game 7 at home

for me? it's Chris Tierney

imagine losing to canes in 4 games

imagine

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Imagine what you dork.

youtu.be/1nbEwNQ9EdE

Shits 48 minutes long

what is he saying here?

I don't think I like what you're implying, user.
Aho is a sweet lad in a committed, entirely heterosexual relationship.

>video has not been made available in your country
well fuck you too, (((gary)))

>Detroit Red Wings
Larkin
>New York Rangers
Staal
>Ottawa Senators
Uuuuuh Bobby Ryan LoL
>Toronto Maple Leafs
Matthews or Tavares
>Vancouver Canucks
Edler if he stays
>Vegas Golden Knight
Stone

he's cute

>matthews or tavares

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It's almost 2 AM but I want coffee

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New

imagine auston matthews being your fucking captain.

New Thread

late. shant

which one shall?

>multiple threads
First, on-time, shall

This one was made earlier

>using the late thread
/hoc/ deserves damnation and hellfire