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>Personaly, I’ll never forget the great moments and new record-breaking achievments I’ve had so far in 2019: - Italian Supercup winning goal;
>Serie A win, Best Player and 21 goals;
>Nations League win and hat-trick;
>First Player to reach 100 wins and 125 goals in Champions League;
>First Player to win 10 UEFA titles;
>First Player to score in all National Teams final stages: FIFA World Cup, UEFA European Cup, FIFA Confederations Cup and UEFA Nations League;
>First Player to score in 10 consecutive National Teams final stages from 2004 to 2019;

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He should've posted this after Messi gets eliminated from Copa america

imagine having to be born in the same generation as messi and forever being in the shadow of a 5'7 manlet who doesn't even have to try to be better than you

Look at those facts... you may forget his longevity and feats but damn how can someone be so GOAT for so long

Cringe.

>those goalpost-moving achievements
i guess he's the best portuguese football player named cristiano ronaldo too

>shadow of someone who can't even win a national trophy against 'fevelados'

how many layers of irony is OP on? imagine listing all these great achievements and pretending it's 'cringe'. peak r*ddit.
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>Italian Supercup winning goal

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>First Player to score in 10 consecutive National Teams final stages from 2004 to 2019;

Messoy wishes this was him lmao

Based TSU

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The football's "great debate". i sincerely don't know which one is better.


National selection shouldn't be an argument for a player's greatness imo but honestly Arg > Por easily yet Ronaldo's Portugal has the most impressive accolades
Dont know honestly

Portugal without tsu managed to beat france in paris to win the euro. Argentina without messi cant even qualify to the wc. I really have no idea how some people still claims argentina>portugal

portugal was on the verge of dropping out until TSU wrecked my team with 2 great goals and a disgusting assist, then they go hammered through the semis with another great performance from him until he got assasinated by pajeet in the final. motivated and brought together by TSU they rose above their limits and won it. messi got to the wc final doing fuckall from quarterfinal onwards and then walked around with his head down missing a sitter.

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Kek
Look at his flag and opinion

>meanwhile messi chokes yet again

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Ronaldo: plays for country that has won nothing, wins 2 trophies
Messi: plays for country that wins things, wins nothing

really makes you think

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lol no.

Jeez, dont know bru

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Love how in a thread where the topic is clearly about Ronaldo, the third world shitskins start reeeeeing about Messi rather than actually address anything in the OP.

Whats your point? They still btfo france without him and argentina still needs messi to even qualify. Not to mention last time argentina and portugal played each other without tsu and messi portugal btfo argies

Actually ronaldo dickriders did bring messi in, not the other way around. Learn to read

THAT'S WHAT WAS BEING STATED

>btfo
We barely squeaked by with a lucky goal from Eder, we didn't btfo anyone.

lol yes

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I mean you're being really really biased and ignoring a lot of relevant factors, for example looking at their teammates over the years where it's obvious arg had worldclass squads over and over again and portugal golden generation was retiring when TSU started and until 2016 he was playing with mostly average players.

>Ronaldo is GOAT because he butchered Hungary and Wales
Meanwhile his team beat France at home in final without
And played much better football once he got off
And qualified for the NL final stages without him as well
But when he came back they «««needed»»» him to score a hattrick to go through
In final he played decently and had Bernardo Silva play a GOAT tier final to win
Every team he gets in gets unbalanced because he takes about every ball up front but does not defend and barely help in.the build up
This year he's Juventus top scorer yet they scored less than last year, Dybala having a drought

Of course they played better when he got off, his knee got shredded in the first minues and he couldn't run anymore. And the swiss were a very real threat this year idk why you're being ironic about that hat-trick. But if you'll watch the nations league final you'll see he tracked back to defend mostly on corners and pulled the defender to let Guedes cut inside. Anyway it was mainly Guedes and Bernardo but he did his part. Now he's a striker so if he isn't up front there is nothing to build up towards. But if you really want to know about Juve, Pjanic was not in form this season, Mandzukic and Costa got injured and they were crucial for the playstyle, Cuadrado is finished also, and Dybala was unable to make his usual moves so it's not just Ronaldo hogging the goals. Watch the first napoli game if you're curious, with Dybala not scoring and Pjanic not creating, Ronaldo only had Mandzukic as a goal-threat and his injury sealed the deal.

>And the swiss were a very real threat this year
lmao

I'm cringing at the fact you probably get out of breath climbing the stairs but you think you can sneer at (factually) one of the most sucessful athletes of all time

>FIFA Confederations Cup
thanks for reminding me ronaldo senpai

2004: choked to greece at the euro
2006: choked to france at the WC
2007: choked in the CL second leg against milan
2008: choked to germany at the euro
2008: missed his penalty, got bailed out by Terry slipping
2009: choked in the CL final while Messi scored
2010: choked to spain at the WC
2010: eliminated in the ro16 by lyon in the CL
2011: choked in the CL semifinal against Messi who scored twice
2012: missed his penalty in the penalty shootout of the CL semifinal
2012: choked to spain at the Euro
2013: choked in the CL second leg against dortmund
2014: choked against germany and the usa in the groupstage of the WC, got eliminated in the groupstage
2014: got bailed out in the CL by ramos
2016: choked in the final of the CL, got bailed out by ramos
2016: on the bench in the euro final, got bailed out by Eder
2017: choked in the fifa confederation cup against chile
2018: choked in the final, got bailed out by benzema and bale
2018: choked to uruguay at the WC
2019: choked in the final, got bailed out by Guedes

BTFO'd messoyfags with FACTS & LOGICS

if you're this autistic you might as well fill in the years with weak bait by writing choked the international champions cup

>First Player to score in all National Teams final stages: FIFA World Cup, UEFA European Cup, FIFA Confederations Cup and UEFA Nations League;
Has he ever scored in the Copa America, Asian Cup, CONCACAF Cup, OFC Nations Cup, Africa Cup of Nations or Olympic games?

True lol poor penaldo i almost feel bad but then i remember how narcissistic this tippy toe faggot is and shrug it off

FUCK. How do we recover from this raPenaldo bros?

no those are warm up friendlies

He didn't write that shit, it's his manager/social media manager

Also it's more cringe to hate Ronaldo just because you love Messi, or vice versa. Why can't you brainlets just love both? It isn't even like there's beef betwen them, why fall for the false dichotomy?

>It isn't even like there's beef betwen them
There is, but its one way only

Nah, they both respect each other and never talk shit

It's cringe whoever wrote it. And Ronaldo would have okayed it. It's just tragic though.

Imagine how he felt when Messi broke the goals record in 2012

Damn imagine being this desperate for another balloon dor

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Ohnonononono
>Cristiano Ronaldo served with court papers by rape accuser’s lawyers after lawsuit moved to federal court

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Imagine being this much of a seething peg-selling gypsy shitskin lmao

>OP constantly replying to his own shit thread
get a hobby, Liam

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ITT seething manlets

Give it up Cristy, you're not getting another undeserved Ballon d'Or

Truly the GOAT
You can see how just having him on the pitch motivates everyone

How’s this guy going to maintain his influence when he’s retired?
He’s the most influential person in the world when it comes to social media, he’s built a fucking empire. Dude charges 1 million € per Instagram ad...no way he’s gonna just give that up.
Question is, how does he maintain the current levels of fame once he’s left the game....?

Has he had a stroke?

>how does he maintain the current levels of fame once he’s left the game....?
take the gary lineker route

live telecast of georgina's spanking session
>yo, my girlfriend from argentina
>argie midget better than me, i own and pound his nation's thot
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Is there anyone even unironically fighting for "Messi is better" in 2019 here or is it all memes at this point?

I mean Messi hasn't been relevant for 3+ years while Ronnie keeps bringin it home, season after season, without a single dip... if that isn't strongmind then I don't know what is.

Yes, for me he cemented his GOAT status for winning the Italian Supercup and Serie A title with Juventus

What the fuck is happening to the world
When I was in school people would laugh at you if you liked Fagnaldo, now zoomers unironically worship him.
Social media has truly ruined everything

>conveniently not including the international trophy

meanwhile Messi only won the league in a 1 horse race

Yeah, poor Real cant hope to compete..

Ah yes, Charity Shield of International football

How pathetic is this attempt at damage control

yes indeed it's very pathetic how he brags about his milk trophies on social media

Imagine inventing this many statistics

First player whose name rhymes with Fist Me Anya Donaldo to score for Portugal

First player from Madeira to win Serie A

First homosexual on the moon

what do you mean 1 horse race? didn't the other horse won the league two times (2017 in a questionable way) despite having the goat for 9 straight seasons? i don't understand

he has to say first player because there's a dwarf that's about to break his records just with age catching up to him

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>2017
>questionable
>the most blatant penalty of all time not given
disgusting how little self awareness catalanoids have, year after year matchfixing clasicos, then Madrid still embarass you despite all your efforts at cheating you call it questionable. what's really questionable is how much alcohol your mother drank when she was carrying you to make you this retarded

Reminder

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>Ronaldo is better than Messi because Eder and Guedes hands the trophies to him on a silver platter when he decides to not show up for the final
Fantastic argument

GOATtze > Missi >>>>> Donaldo

Why didn't he mention his Portugal teammates qualified to the Nations League final 4 without him and he just cameback for the spotlights they offered him again?

Soon in jail for rape case...

both ronaldo and messi are frauds

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Big brain opinion.

ah yes that match was so important it was definitely rigged and not a random mistake. brilliant deduction skills.
>barca obviously rig the title-deciding clasicos but there was a mistake in a random game against betis therefore i'm going to delude myself into thinking barca was the one actually robbed.
congratulation catalanoid. reply when you found a wrong call benefitting madrid in a clasico not this bullshit
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>It was Higuain's fault
why did Ronaldo win multiple titles with Higuain?

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From an unbiased point of view, Ronaldo is much more fun to watch, because he actually has personality.
Messi on the other hand is just an autistic manlet who happens to be a genius football player. Watching him dribble past 5 defenders with the ball glued to his feet gets old really fast when hes been doing it for over 10 years.
So I dont give a fuck whos the best, CR7 is much more entertaining to watch.

SEETHING

he is going to star in a new sequel to the blade runner remake

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Cringe.

>Sergio Ramos didn't invite Ronaldo at his wedding today
LMAO CRIS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>Nations League

wtf is this shit?

Why would you want a rapist at your wedding?

Basically UEFA making money off friendlies.

So Chad Jose Mari can shut him down and bring him to justice.

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Argentina without Messi was great team, with him they're fucked for eternity, expect 4-5 world cup qualifiers for which Messi himself destroyed Argentinas tempo.

>Argentina without Messi was great team,
lol no.

>first time Argentina concedes a goal in the knockout rounds is during the second half of Final’s extra time
>Meanwhile Messi scored 0 (zero) goals
He can’t do everything by himself, amirite?