Dummels back to dortmund for apparently 15m

What's the patrician Austrian sport?

ski jumping

Skiing and hunting.

incest

bit overpriced

It's locking your daughter/sister/other female relative in a basement

Based austrians

Painting.

fritzl was australian. it are fact.

why do they like that skiing shit so much. it's so boring

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baking cake

dortmund are cucks. This would never be accepted in england

it's for white people, you wouldn't understand

he just signed for chivas
good luck next time borussia

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Yeah, England with its proud tradition of BOSS players and foreign managers. Part and parcel.

In England "fans" don't even remember their former players after two weeks.

yes yes

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Didn't this happen with Rooney?

>young prospect, Rooney, goes to Manure
>becomes one of the best players in England
>becomes washed up
>goes back to Everton

Yeah, Germany with its proud tradition of Bayern winning the league every season
>no other club in double digits apart from Bayern
tinpot league

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kringel
basiert und rotpilliert

who's the sharp dressed man on the 5th from the right?

kek

Everton aren't competitive rivals with Man Utd like Dortmund and Bayern (sometimes) are. You can't really compare the two

nice argument Rasheed, United ultra since 2018.

Manure customers were praying every transfer period for Ronaldo to grace their derelict stadium again.

Don't scousers and mancs dislike each other? Or are Everton simply too irrelevant for that to matter?

>citywinslol
Yeah, no.

Skiing itself is alot of fun. You bring the family, enjoy the sun in the mountains while skiing down the slopes. Then later you eat some traditional cuisine in a little hut on top of a mountain and at night you get wasted.

Watching skiing is more of a forced meme, since its the only sport Austrians are remotely good at. Obviously there are historical reasons for that. The prime one being that 74 years ago the Austrian government decided to pretend like WW2 never happened. Austria used to be a German nation. They essentially changed their attitude overnight and instilled an "Austrian identity" over the years in their children and in schools. Suddenly Germans are the biggest evil on earth and all Austrians hate Germans for literally no reason other than their parents and friends telling them to. So back on point. It was a conscious choice by the government back then to force this new Austrian identity. Austria used to love football. Even got to 3rd place in 1954 (worldcup). But that was too close to the Germans, so they decided to push skiing. Most schools dont even allow their students to play football (they changed that in the last decade or so). Every school in Austria sends their students skiing every other year and the skiing association has alot of funding and sponsors.

but you just said they aren't

ooof tl;dr brudi sorry ya

dortmund are since like the 90s Bayerns biggest threat to them winning the league. Them being the biggest threat doesn't mean they are a serious threat though, I think everyone knew Dortmund would bottle it.
City winning last 2 times is nothing to the bayernshow the bundesliga is.
They maybe have 'some' local animosity towards each other but they are largely irrelevant

dortmund has too much money

blah blah blah go drink a pint mate ffs

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>is nothing
Yeah, righto. Scousers must've said the same after Ferguson won it the second time.

how are we still 2nd

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

he isn't worth that much

For me it was Hitler

>ynr Hummels is prone to overeating just like Götze
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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What happened that he went from "World Class" to "15mi player" so fast? A few years back he was often mentioned as one of the world's best CBs.

He had a child

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Everyone stagnates at Bayern unless you have a hype manager like Jupp or Pep, because you only get a handful of actually competitve games a year.

Go back.

>And then he says confirmed for 30 million.
No way in hell this is happening. Getting Götze back made sense at the time (before they knew about the disease). He was still young and these last 6 months hes started to show glimpses of the old Götze.

Hummels is 30 and had really shit games. Look at his defending vs Liverpool.

No way in hell.

My immediate thought too. Can't believe the Dirtmund fans accept it.

Should be VfB Leipzig

Dortmund is the biggest cuck in football world.

lost a tiny bit of speed due to age, didn't adjust his playstyle for it. same thing happened to sokratis who, believe it or not, was very good before he joined arsenal

why the FUCK would they do this

#Pogback

JUST

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Jesus! Dortmund only won it 8 times????

Are Dortmund literal cucks? First Fatze, now Dummels..

and back again apparently

Eh Arsenal is pretty cucked

-----------------Bürki
Hakimi--Akanji--Hummels--Schulz
-----------Witsel--Delaney
---Hazard----Brandt----Reus
-----------------Alcaca

Subs: Sancho, Weigl, Dahoud, Zagadou, Diallo, Götze, Bruun-Larsen

Tell me this team isn't going to win the double next season. With Ribery and Robben gone Bayern's squad looks terrible in comparison.

dungeon crawling

wheres schmelzer

>Sancho on the bench

>benching Sancho for T.Hazard