/WWC/ - Argentina v England thread #3

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argentina will probably beat scotlel and get the in the best third place spots

FASTER

Commentator is a arsehole, I'd like to see him play as well as these brave independent qweenz.

the ratings. what do you think?

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Argentina is better than I expected. Or "less worse"

>bronze 4/10
fuck you

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Lorena Benitez is such a cute boy

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I-it's coming home now lads ?

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mead? more like dead

Their goalie keeps bailing them out really

Listening to Jonathan Pearce on the BBC commentary just makes me wish Robot Wars was still about

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thats completely accurate and you know it is

Vanessa Santana a cute

If I looked like this I'd have a gf

Scotland has to win for Falklands

>le slag footy girl
>le lanklette header woman
>le run forward and low cross girl

Did she just grab her bewb

argies, chileans and uruguayans are respectable people and (almost) honorary europeans
the rest of south america is filled with despicable subhumans

Not if Mead's an 8

Would you?

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We need more Ngubas

santana will rock england now

To the usa

key fixture of weekend telly

;_;

I would let her fuck my ass (no homo)

Except for suarez

Remember if England wins this then Scotland is officially out of the WC too. Based.

Scotland probably supported Argentina so fuck them.

does anyone have a graph that compares the correlation between having a highly quality of life and having a good women's football team even if the mens team is dogshit (usa, australia, norway etc.)

if not then someone should make one

Based Craig Charles. In my unemployed days watching Challenge TV stopped me from hanging myself

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Goose_Green

history repeats itself

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Being black or brown doesn't make you subhuman
>inb4 cope
Argentina isn't white

IT’S COMING HOME.

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England and Scotland have the same military

sniffffffffffffffffffff

Who's your favourite Argentinian? For me, it's author Jorge Luis Borges, the mastermind behind short stories such as The House of Asterion and that library one.

God imagine giving her bum a little slap

US women would bootyblast both these teams by ten

penis shwoing vital signs

sorry Karen but if they keep playing like this against part time cashiers I don't think so

Takeshi's Castle was fucking gold

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>Being black or brown doesn't make you subhuman
didn't say it did
dark skinned argies are probably still more based than light skinned venezuelans

Where can I watch Takeshi's Castle nowadays, and not with some Yank voice over it

2 WORLD WARS
2 WORLD CUPS

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absolutely baffled by this post
what on earth did he mean by this?

Now this is football

olivia hussey
first tits i ever saw

based

I'm glad you're still here with us, user!

cant argue with you. i thought she looked cute in the lineup pics, but seeing pictures on google shes more around a 5

DOO DAR
DOO DAR

ACTIVATE
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How do I have sex with girls like these

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4 escorts in a 3 mile radius last week
0 now
may have been a crackdown

Borges hated this semen slurping sport, he was based

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youtube.com/watch?v=D0q4Ydfx2kE

Are you a Pakistani? You can do anything to her because going to jail is racist

Jealous?

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INGERLAND!!!

any wanking ideas for something different

Dangle a benefits cheque off the end of your cock.

get them pissed up on lambrini

do you own a tracksuit?

It's pretty easy, m8, just go to any northern town on a friday night

OI M8 I TOLD YEW NOT TO FOOKIN STICK IN THARE

>american banter

>three threads for a women's football game
The BBC is winning

never seen a happier cumface

Munter

I want to put my one-eyed winky in her stinky.

>go to England
>go to a council estate
>crack open a can of Strongbow dark fruits
>wait as they all flock to you

Oh fuck.

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Be a happy hardcore DJ

you scared them all away

She looks like she _____ ______ ___

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Hey its true though

That's pretty sick, I'm imagining it's like that Countdown club from The IT Crowd.

Yes. It is true. Wanna watch anal sex now american boy?

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hey ive slept with her

Stabs white walkers

I wish I could be MC Mental
youtube.com/watch?v=pBhnsFAhGx4

i've got a Hornby model railway members card

Am i part of the cool kids?

Yes send links plz

ARGENTINAS TETAS FRIAS
QUE SE VAYAN TODAS

cringes at yanks

She looks like she would headbutt a bouncer on a Saturday night

Remember to give Lucy Bronze a 10 on the BBC qt rater lads
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48642840

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Razer was, tactically speaking, the greatest robot of all time. Debate me.

I'm pretty proud, it lives in my wallet. It actually has nothing on the backside.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0EWjOwLeWcm

Damn whos this slag that just came in

Once, I wondered if there was a fetish for women melting into puddles, so I looked it up. This was in about 2007 so I don't know if the website still exists, but I did find some melted women fetish content.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Hosf86OLxM

Bet you were a total virgin when you were 12.

dont think you can or its the indonesia version with safety pads and hr approved challenges
its shit

>Eats live rats

oooooh celebrity gogglebox.... that'll be fun

oi gchq if you're in this thread, should definitely have a closer look into this bloke

Which player would win on style, control, damage and aggression?

Thanks

It was Hypnodisk though.
It's not even a debate.

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Who wasnt a virgin when they were 12? You because your uncle raped you.

Already did, friend.

based

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hang around the offie playing youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ on your bluetooth speakers

WTF I thought spicola's were good at footy. What gives?

>women's world cup in the morning, copa america and gold cup in the evening
feels comfy brehs

Is Argentina that good or is England (U.K.) destined to lose 10-nil(0) to the United Greats?

which of you fags will watch monkeyland later on? just curious

it's chaos 2 m8

No problem american boy

Is there not even reruns on Challenge or some shit?

argentina is quite weak actually, it is not that bad of a result for them, they still have a shot against scotland

argentina only has a handful of pro players, the rest are amateurs. england are shit

USA to defeat England 1 - 1

please don't be mean

miniature trains are cool

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Come on you Lezzers

>Hypnodisk
Choke artist. All attack, no defence.

A strong contender for sure, but lives on the list of robots duly fucked up by Razer

69th for greenwood

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>England 1 - 0 Argentina
This game a shit.

Thats what they don't want user

>Argie keeper currently winning
England games have too many normies voting

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For me, it's Plunderbird IV

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>I've unironically spent my Friday night watching league two-tier shitters

>would bagpipe sailors for 20p

What about girl cum?

i'm the kind of tired that sleep won't fix lads :(

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Holy shit. I unironically like that. If I was a girl, I would fuck him.

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not like you had anywhere to go, am I right

philippa forrester's leather trousers were my favourite

not as far as i know
reruns been replaced with new series which is shit
this is progress apparently

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what a fucking waste of time. why didnt i watch new sara jay kino instead

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Career ending anal injury when?

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Looks like some episodes or on Youtube, that'll do as far as i'm concerned.

How do racist sexist english football fans cope that the LADIES are doing you proud against your biggest rival?

>falklands liberation day
>beat argentina again

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For me, it's flying robots

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God that was shit.

2 games, 2 wins
not been pretty but still points
roll on japan

Finally, now I can have yet another victory wank

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Never. She’s been preparing for years.

Based Switchblade

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Based way to celebrate the end of the Falklands War. Well done England.

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HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF ARGIE SCUM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Have any of these games been entertaining?

Falklands 1-0 Gibraltar

Are there any virgins on this England team?

England is my father

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What kind of tired are you, and why?

League Two sides would thump them.

The newer American ones on youtube are unironically good. Absolute CARNAGE, MAYHEM, AND DESTRUCTION.

australia coming back from 2-0 down to win

just want are cuntry back x

We're proud of them.

Tactically you say?

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Yup

rood
At east they aren't Germans.

For me, it's diotoir

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thanks for the heads up user

if lesbian sex doesn't count then yes

I'm actually.Canadian...should I even bother with tomorrows game?

>tf
>tp
Yep I'm thinking this one's based.

Argentina goalkeeper is one sexy Latina!

They start watching and fuck it up.

t. watched in 2015 when it was coming home until the semifinals, when it stopped being a meme and people started watching and the women choked immediately ;_;

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A disgrace to the sport.

Noice.

WHO REMEMBERS BAMZOOKI???

why is neville so angry

kek je suis 4channelers

fuck parking the bus,fuck banini,fuck england,fuck europe,fuck this cup and most important FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

HOLY FUCKING BASED
HOLY FUCKING BASED
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>world cup semi final
>92nd minute
>insane looping own goal that hits the crossbar, down, and back out
There can be no more brutal of a choke than this.

Absolute PEAK 90's kid show.
Bonus: X-Fire (crossfire), the tacticool paintballing show

Because he is a fraud. This is one of England's best chances to win a Women's World Cup, and >we have just been scraping through against absolute nobodies. Next tournament, in 2023, women's football will be more popular and there will be more good teams and England will have less chance to win it.

fuck you asking me for
you want to watch it, watch it
you got other things to do, do them

>fuck banini
I'll do it for you m8

It's actually an identical goal to Frank Lampard's famously disallowed goal against Germany in 2010.

Which ones are lesbian?

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Friendly reminder that Razor is the only robot that the house robots feared

Phil Neville

Go on Twitter and ask each one to suck you off. Any who say no are lesbians.

i want to lick the sweat off her

All of them if you have enough rosé and scented soap.

kek

>league two-tier shitters
Tadhg, male players at that level would walk over hot coals to get a contract in League Two.

lol this is almost the same goal as lampard denied one against germany, pottery

I think you might be retarded

LOL. He doesn't know does he.
They all look like dykes.

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Tired, you say?

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except greenwood
she'll love a good cock or two

USA=Man city
England=Everton
Argentina=Millwall
Thailand=local 5 aside

Does FIFA do cock/cunt checks before the matches?

some of the chinese are particularly suspicious

Yeah. Robert Huth is in charge of that.

Probably. Who among us doesn't remember the dreaded penis inspection day at school?

>Greenland
Back to work, NATO boy. Or, more likely, proxy boy.

Do you think people shower in their underwear?

>he doesnt know about penis inspection day
lel what a fag.

>nein cock

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>For England to win we most likely will have to beat Canada Ro16, Australia QF, France/USA Semi and then Germany in the finals

What a run to win.

>This picture
>That pose
>Not a single Muslim prayers joke
Based women's football threads

:]

Australia really aren't that good. Brazil are above them. Was a shock win. Still, Canada, Germany, France or USA will likely beat us.

Got off work about an hour ago.

eat shit paki filth

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Canada plays New Zealand tomorrow.

Which son will you support Mr. Britain?

>Australia really aren't that good
and that's why you'll play norway in the qf

kiwis

A fair position. Kiwis kept their union jack

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kek

Kiwi's. Didn't shit on the flag.

gonna go and watch some bocchi lads

Womens World Cup should be played nude.
No, wait. Let them wear boots.

France or USA are the most likely to win this. After that I say Germany.

New Zealand is way more British than Canada.

Nah, Quebec is froggy.

Canada is basically USA plus Qubec plus Queen

Do you speak Greenlandic? It's such an obscure language that it's not even available on Google Translate, but there is some groovy Greenlandic music that I like.
youtube.com/watch?v=TG3Z6CGXVGg
youtube.com/watch?v=yMHGzOMaWjs
youtube.com/watch?v=y_6pu0itkxo
youtube.com/watch?v=2stPAkh3dUs

nude but body painted in their kit.

Totally naked but with hijabs, so they cannot be identified. Then we'd all be forced to focus on the quality of the sport, but we'd still get to bust a nut as well.

What if they're on their period?

tampons allowed

>Score goal
>Rip it out and spin it above your head
>Ref gives you a red card

downs 8 pints a night and snogs guys from her primary school she claims “got hot”

>you now remember when Sepp Blatter said they should all be made to wear skirts to increase viewership

>Australia aren’t good
Bruh, we beat Brazil on the regular in women’s football lad

The coupe is ours

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>2000, Olympics
>Brazil 2-1 Australia

>2004, Olympics
>Brazil 1-0 Australia

>2006, World Cup
>Brazil 3-2 Australia

>2011, World Cup
>Brazil 1-0 Australia

>2015, World Cup
>Australia 1-0 Brazil

>2016, Olympics
>Brazil 0-0 Australia (Brazil Win 7-6 On Penalties)

>2017 (Note, this is neither the Olympics nor the Women's World Cup, but the Tournament of Nations)
>Australia 6-1 Brazil

>2018 (Again, Tournament of Nations, glorified friendly)
>Australia 3-1 Brazil

>2019
>Australia 3-2 Brazil

So, if we include meme tournaments, Brazil have more wins against Australia then vice a versa. Brazil, I say, are better than Australia. However Brazil are on a downwards spiral after Marta got old.

>However Brazil are on a downwards spiral after Marta got old.

The problem with Brazil and all the S.American countries is that they can't emulate their men's player development model with the women. They can't just ship every promising youngster to Spain, since there's still plenty of local talent to be developed.
The S.Americans have to develop their own players but they realize they haven't done anything like that in generations.

Meanwhile, hyperclubs like Juventus, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Man City, etc realize they can reap significant on-field success for comparatively little money by simply building a women's locker room and allowing the women the same access to the men's facilities (training, physios, etc)

Within ten years, women's soccer will be utterly dominated by the same countries that currently dominate the men's game simply due to money.

Marta is probably the best player of all time. Only Morgan and Lloyd of USA come close to her. Morgan will likely surpass her, however. Morgan, assuming she plays as long as Marta, will be another 7-8 years. The only difference is Marta was a LW, banging in the most goals for a national team and being world record holder for world cup goals and most goals in a tournament or whatever as a LW is insane. Morgan is a better goal scorer for her national team due to position. She'll likely break it. Dunno what she needs to do so. I dunno how many she got for the 13-0. Three or Four? Or Five? Marta has 17 in total and I think 14 is her record for a tournament. Lloyd is same age as Marta, so it's down to Morgan to bang in the 6 more goals she needs to break Marta's national record (though Marta has a better goal per game average). Morgan will blitz that bar serious injury.

USA likely will continue to dominate for awhile yet, especially if they win their lawsuit. Places like France and Germany just produce good players in general, regardless of gender. UK has an issue involving Home Nations rules on top of normal rules. UK will never be good at football, sadly.

>UK will never be good at football, sadly.
well user did say "the same countries that currently dominate the men's game".
I don't know how you would assume any UK country would be included in that group/