/heem/ - Rary Edition

youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0

CTE is not real

*wins*

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i'll covet whatever i want
>tfw ywn cum on her tummy
>;_;

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youtube.com/watch?v=sX0MQ2eOWwM

youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8

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>beats Gegard
>beats Bader
Machida Bellator Champ-Champ-Champ by 2020

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if CTE was real then what is CBD for, my guy

youtube.com/watch?v=-3UgRfbZg30

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Show me one CTE. Case closed. Same goes for """steroids""", look into it.

Sonneennn

I hope you find God

youtube.com/watch?v=SavhHnWla6c

psssh everyone knows the only steroid is Faith.

>CTE proof fighters

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you noticed that Tony is slowly becoming a huge star even among casuals right

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chinlets don't get CTE. the only ones who get CTE are either guys with iron chins that take sustained beatings (Hunt), and guys that spar like retards (Schaub, Garbrandt)

Here are the picks. I'm not taking any more.

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I don't even know how high it went

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meant for but got distracted by boobs

I'm feeling very good about my picks but I'm starting to get a bit worried that Chael has bet against himself and will throw the fight

So when does Bellator begin and when's the first good fight?

it should start around 1hr 35mins from this post timestamp

Chael is the ultimate company man. Machida-Mousasi is the fight Bellator wants, so it's the fight Chael will give them.

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RORY
Chael
Dillon
Gucci
Bandera
Archuleta

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whew lads

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fuck it, I'll do it live

The Ultimate Walk-out music:

youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

!!!

Thoughts on Rory's wife's belly?

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thanks bro I appreciate it

you faggots post your walkout music and shit but what I'd do is have no walkout music but have a mic and scream the lyrics to FACE THE PAIN into it while I'm walking out

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Who wouldn't pull out

someone that isn't a faggot leaf

Whens cringeator on? I want to watch THE BAD GUY

>fighter wins fight
>he is one of the greats mike, truly the next insert division goat

Prelims probably start soon but main event isn't till another 5 hours.

She's pretty too. Ivanka Trump pretty.

>find a favorite fighter
>He gets popped by USADA just as he's about to become famous
Everytime......

Nerman will choke out Rory, believe me

If fighters are always caught doing roids and roids stop natural test production how do they still fight?

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>oh without a doubt DC,one of the all-time greats and a hall of famer in this spot
implying that means anything when the sport is 25 years old and 75% memes

Based

Rock Lobster

youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4

youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

just like smith was going to beat jones right? i'll bet on rory now that you've confirmed who the loser is.

Anybody seen this Patrick Mix guy fight

But Smif wins the rematch

Ivanka Trump aesthete

In many ways, Smif defeated Jones

>that awkward pointing kek

he is mainly a grappler, he has a good ground game but I haven't seen him strike for long

You're right B. i'm sure curling up into a ball was some kind of recovering technique.

How would Ivanka do in the octagon?

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I think bandejas will take it, bandejas takedown defense is decent and since mix is pure grappler, i think bandejas can take it. Probably similar style fight to the james gallagher fight. I predict TKO/KO for bandejas.

Bros, am I the only one who misses Mike Goldberg's simplistic and unintentionally humorous commentary? What ever happened to ol' Goldy?

has she had work done on her face and tits?

when do the fights start?

Yeah supposedly he's a wrestler training at Jackson-Wink....so who the fuck knows

probably

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Jon threw everything he had at Smif and couldn't get a stoppage. Smif learned enough to get the W in the rematch.

based

what are the chances gooby moves to belator one day?

i only miss him when we end up with dumbasses like bisping,hardy,and felder commentating.

Unironic walk out
youtu.be/j4tsGWdarHc

youtube.com/watch?v=ALgqlsLwwP0

how can one man be so based

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hard to tell, could just be good genetics from her model mother.

how long until the early prelims?

hm bings bongs

I don't just miss Goldie, I miss how Rogan was with Goldie around. Goldie was just goofy enough where it would make Joe play more of a straight man (pun intended).

30 minutes i think

Melania is not her mom

I think conor actually said "stop you bitching"
Cause just at the end of the round, khabib was complaining about conor grabbing into his glove to stop him getting the takedown in the clinch

youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo
and i'd heem every here

?

Schaub doesn't have CTE.

youtu.be/eKYGaEafv4g

youtube.com/watch?v=n59EJrbsq5s

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rip totoro
he will be back

three piece

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jej

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and a soda

>watching bellator

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>comes out to the jojo part 2 theme
>strikes a bunch of gay poses like a faggot
>heems you
>IM HERE WITH THE WINNER TELL ME WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU THREW THAT KNOCKOUT BLOW AND FINISHED THE FIGHT
>Yare yare daze....
>IT'S BEEN AN HONOUR TO CALL YOUR FIGHT SIR. user, EVERYBODY!!
>stadium loses their minds

you don't want to see daddy chael throw another fight?

how many bongs for dilon of the dannis?

Imagine masvidal injures himself during the pettis grapple match

Does anyone have link for bellator stream

Doubt me now

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Bellator website shows prelims

same here. they took down both reddits. fuck fake ass brendan schaub and leech luiz gomez

bellator.com/live it's starting in 15 minutes

brendan schaub thought buffstreamz was the dark web

MY BOY, DAN HO CHOI!!!

bellator.com you retard.

calmedy is a peach, b

imagine not watching one of the best cards of the year lmao

This is comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=quDRHeQZcAw

yeah... for the prelims. you stupid fuck. who cares about the prelims?

That's only prelims

Why are they disrespecting RENA by putting her low in the prelims?

????

Real Fyte Fanz

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When does Dilcan Cannis fight?

wait until the prelims are almost over retards

What

I like how broken Schaub brings up serial killers and Charles Manson in all his podcasts ever since his special came out.

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>regularly listening to schaubcasts
times have really gotten dire since jre went on hiatus huh

I got this picture for all you Rena fans out there

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It's just a stay-busy fight, more of a thank you to Rizin for co-promotion than anything

What's the point of training when I know that I'd lose a real fight to any UFC heavyweight

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bellator site not available outside usa/ca, anyone got a stream?

>tfw you will never have a cute rena gf

Alright boys, we’re in.

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ripple.is/mma/10936-bellator-222-macdonald-vs-gracie

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Huh tough shit, sounds like karma bud. How about you start streaming BT sports card for us Americans and then maybe we can talk

sure here's a stream *pees on you*

what do they gain by blocking regions

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So you have found him? Where is he?

I am genuinely happy some of his comedy is getting positive exposure. His first special was awful, but 95% of the reviews were shitposting at him, not actual constructive criticism.

>BT sports card fo
i've never streamed a single event in my life, i'm a poorfag, i always illegally stream.

hold on brother
*hydrates frantically

just go to totanon then

HERE. WE. GO.

just googled it, i knew trump had a previous wife but not that ivanka was ivana's daughter. Melania got cucked lel.

r8 my parlay

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Licensing fees for those regions

AND NOOW IN- THE BELLATOR- MMA

SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE

Holy cringe

watching with my boys at crackstreams.com/mma/2/

>tfw Rena is a higher level grappler than you so unless you pull some bj penn tier shit and get a black belt in 3 years ywn be her grappling coach and cornerman and fall in love with each other
Feels bad man but at least im rocking toyo tires

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try here youtu.be/-qPssCf2BfI

DROPPY BLEEDY

winner/10

Have they spoken about it? I can't endure Schaub to find out.

*GADOOSH*

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In many ways Bellator is like the football Women's World Cup.

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bellator has the best girls

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It really is incredible that we all watched Rogan literally change the course of Schaub’s life.

wew

Imagine not being able to finish a rocked bleeding man in full mount in the first round

oh yea ofc
this works fine

>can't finish a bum
yep, next Jon Jones

i was about to type that exact sentence.

Heem Mitrione

based

thiccc

All
Me

this was me

all of these are me

What are the metal things they put on hematomas

'Wheee! I'm Dick Tracy! Bam! Take that, Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy!

hmmm not sure lets see
>heems you
Theres your heematoma given to you by these iron fucking hands

Which one was the one with a dead brother

Seems painful putting that metal thing to an open wound.

I officially declare tonight's Smellator a Rizin event

Dad bod Chael BTFO

i would have sex with this champion

I hope Joe leaves the country for an extended period so that callen and eddie can convince schaub to go on one more run at the strap without joe being there to stop it

It's called an enswell. Usually they keep it on ice

Rape is illegal brother.

>KFC closed down
>DQ closed down
>Wendy's closed down
>BK closed down

HELP I'M ALREADY FEELING HEALTHIER

>sniff

>sniff

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HEEM SLAMMY

lmao wtf

based slam

What about dominos?
right dan?

Rapist, you are rapist.

One slice of pepperoni please

Have sex with me

What the fuck is this match

BREHS...

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Where do you live that so many businesses are failing

is she still trashy nowadays?

they're fucking gassed

fun fight so far

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>hurr, i liek tiny areolas, durr

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This is such a clusterfuck of a fight

adorable

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>lies down on his back

based muzzy vs based blacky

Kind of spicy fight.

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>getting outwrestled by an old nigga banker

Where do I find a local gym that trains UFC?

Holly's face is so unfortunate

google "UFC Performance Institute near me"

Sorry, you’ll only find gyms that train bellator

I wonder which one of her training partners shes fucking right now

>I need those punches to hurt

That would be nice.

if she didn't roid she would have a cute face

>outstanding technical fight
shut the fuck up john

>gets takedown
>takes back
>doesnt put hooks in or seatbelt so opponent literally just turns around and stands up
classic Lellator

Not far from Hongcouver
Property values are fucked right now. My place shot up 44% over last year.

Have sex with bees

>Be Marcus Surin(black)
>somehow get job at investment bank
>work 15hrs a day
>still find time to train
>fight on live TV

Whats your excuse /heem/ ?

she's just ugly

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Islam is getting dominated.

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Yeah well no shit your entire area is bought up by rich chinks that dont even live here

lmao what the fuck, how did he survive that

There's a pic of her as a teenager where she looks good.

Hold on brother im waiting until i get my blue belt to start heeming you bums

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Top tier brapper

>38 years old

uuuhhh

I'm taking picks.
Lots are out of order so apologies in advance for the clusterfuck goofing
Rory MacDonald (c) vs. Neiman Gracie
Lyoto Machida vs. Chael Sonnen
Dillon Danis vs. Max Humphrey
Ricky Bandejas vs. Patrick Mix
Eduardo Dantas vs. Juan Archuleta
Darrion Caldwell (c) vs. Kyoji Horiguchi

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These knees are too devastating
STOP THIS FIGHT

Gracie
Lyoto
Dillon
Bandejas
Dantas
Horiguchi

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>eiman Gracie
>Lyoto Machida
>Max Humphrey
>Ricky Bandejas
>Juan Archuleta
>Kyoji Horiguchi

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Nice to see Conor hanging out with his dad

gracie
chael
dannis
mix
dantas
horiguchi

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Mauro is a far better play-by-play commentator but it just doesn't feel right without Joe doing a terrible job and begging for the fight to be stopped and screaming HES HURT after every clean shot

Rory
Chael
Danis
Bandejas
Archuleta
Horiguchi

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Get paid $5000 to fight in Bellator.
>30% to taxes
>Trainer gets 20%
>Gym gets 10%
>Corner men gets paid

After medical and travel, he's coming out of his own pocket to get CTE.

I,I FEEL SO ALIVE

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>split decision

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When Pico and Hardy are on the prelims you know it's a stacked show.

Why does bellator bruce buffer have a speech impediment
Also
>one judge saying that trigistnai rat won
Who the fuck hires these retards? Do they get randoms out of the crowd to judge?

What was that second judge thinking

the hawaiian broad is not a cute

TIME FOR THE FIRST GRACIE TO WIN

Lawl another random Gracie is fighting?

8/10 legs and feet

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is the secret to Kron being the only non-bum Gracie the fact that his name doesn't start with R?

How do I always get tricked into watching Bellator?

It always disappoints but I tune in kek

I'm pretty sure you pay a $200 franchise fee and get the Gracie name

Neiman is better than Kron

heem tappy

TAPPY

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Bellator is either shit or insane stoppages

>shaking the ref's hand
Based jiu jitsu instincts

Why am I not getting my (You)'s for this post? The judges are robbing me reeeeee

Pico getting flushed when?

Is Rena actually on this card? No one seems to know when she's fighting

>2-1 vs 2-2
Peach of a fight

2 more fights

After the next one

goblin

One more fight after this one and then it's rena.

So what happens since he missed weight?

LMAO

who?

wtf was that

HAHAHAHAHA

oh thanks lads

Holy fuck that viking just obliterated the blue fighter
Why isnt he in ufc?

based meme beard man btfoing manlets

>getting heem'd by beltran

RENA IS UGLY

He is in the UFC cazzie

what happened i didn't see it

what's it like to be black but not? does he get picked on by blacks?

Illegal blow, ref broke them up and accidentally broke the blue corner

Dont talk shit about anyone i boy again ok

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good god who the hell decided to give John McCarthy a microphone

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More than likely urban americans are ruthless

Pico flushed when?

Yes. Light skinned or "high yellow" niggas get routinely bullied by dark skinned blacks.

I hope so

Scott Cokehead

10-9 Beltran

Tonight.

s-sorry user. I felt bad typing it

lmao thanks

depends on who is in the majority,dark skinned blacks get bullied a lot...they are historically undesirable in the black community

did you not see his last fight? dude got put on a slab by a nobody.

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Would you rather fight in the cage or a ring bros?

LANKLETS BTFO

BASED

Super darkies also get the treatment, agree. Yellows are picked on, but are secretly admired by the black community. Nobody likes purple blacks.

my gf makes me wear a sombrero when we make love because of this faggot

how do we stop him?

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Nikkis face looks like shit lmao

Dick kick olympics

Two belts, two hoes and one Olympic gold medal. Get down on his level, homies.

bellator
more like
ballsnomore

hehehe

are those his sisters?

the difference between God Henry and DJ'd reigns are already night and day lmao.
CRINGEGOAT
MANLETFIGHTING REDEEMED

/our/ manlet

Ring PRIDE style

Is Beltran, dare i say, /our ref/ ?

They’re throwinf vasectomies at each other

Why is LE 3 PIECE AND LE SODA XD even a meme? how did it catch on with these fags?

I mean I atleast understand LE BALLS ARE HOT XD being a meme since it was initially funny and send le location since it is rather cute how Khabib says it, and the WHO THE FOOK IS THAT GUY? which is both funny and catchy

just why is 3 piece and soda even meme'd, is not ever funny nor catch? was it because Masvidal explained it on a hewani interview?

Herb creates more memes and discussion. I miss Mario.

JOHN KEKA BTFO
YOU CANT SEE ME (BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE HENRY PLOWED YOU OUT)

cringe

damn these dudes are lame

streamable.com/1x9bi

Only in Bellator

It's Bellator, what did you expect. It's basically amateur MMA with a couple top heavy fights on the card to lure in dummies.

based

it's because he punched Edwards backstage, and the first time he talked about it he said he hit him with a 3 piece and a soda, which is an unconventional way of describing what took place

It's funny to some people
Those who are very, very easily amused by childish things. The bing bing wahoo types

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lads the only prelim I care about is Pico
When is he up?

>streamable.com/1x9bi
based

>I miss Mario

after the Yamasaki late stoppage controversy everyone stops the fight early to avoid getting shit or maybe fired

They should just make dick kicks legal in Bellator, I still think about Fatt Mitrione hauling off on that russian guys balls

Mets kohas tumedalt, tõelt...

Ma kuulasin himuga.

Ta kohin tiibu laotas

mu üle ju hällissa.
Ta tume kohin jäi rinda,

seal kohab nüüd alati -

ma nagu tad taga leinan,

ei rõõmsaks saa iialgi.

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>friday night
>ignored by everyone
>can still watch fights with Yea Forums
life is good

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I guess so, theres plenty of street fights that took place between fighter but never as quirky as how masvidal explained it

Yeah we have far too quick stoppages these days. Some are fine, others aren't but people defend them anyway. Soon you'll just need to feint to win the fight

Because American MMA fans hate brits and blacks and Masvidal bullied both in one night so he became Americas sweetheart. Look what happened with Ruiz jr.

>Fedor
>Jones
>Anderson
Chael has one of the best resumes in the sport. Truly the goat.

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you guys ever notice that latinas' feet are always veiny af?

they haven't been together for like 2 years

I hated this drawfag even more when I found out he was a potatonigger.

THE ETERNAL MICK

Tule, öö pimedus,

võta mind sülle.
Minu päike ei tunne mind,

öö jäänd mulle.
Ainust tähte sääl pole,

minul on kole.
Varja mu üle.

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pico fight yet?

Is this the gamethread?

Nope

fuck gookmoot

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I do too.
What the fuck do you call this art style even?

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its more so his unapologetic explanation of what he did. Also it was satisfying because Edwards talks alot of shit aggressively and is very confrontational. (I know its part of fighting but some people are just plain bettter at it than others.) Where Masdival doesn't "act" tough, he is just plain himself.

Dude is gunna retire britain. I don't think he'll beat Askren if he does though that would be even funnier.

already over pico got flushed

Round one, when MVP was on the ground I was seriously impressed with MVPs wrist control, but even immediately after the fight I didn't see any one even mention it. Lima wasn't able to land a single punch and he had him on the ground for like two minutes or more from what I remember. In every other fight I've ever seen the guy on top is always throwing shits, even if they're blocked. I assumed MVP was just really good at wrist control, but after hearing no one comment on it I'm guessing Limas just terrible at freeing his hands?

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>he just spit blood on me
what a moron

Lads did Beltran land the most significant strikke of the fight?

Your gross af dude

Any chance you could make this one a bit shorter Brazilbro
20 secs is too long for what happens

>yep thats right kids I nearly stopped the incredubke streak of bith Silva and Jon Jones, *sips* Ah I really was this close to eing undisputably the GOAT

based

bad lol

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holy fuck this kimbell lad is obnoxious as fuck.

>impressed with MVPs wrist control
same his bottom game didn't look bad. Lima should have dominated him on the ground.

that battlecry was super yikes

Get this kid off the canvas

It's because people who don't live in the ghetto never heard the negro phrase "three piece and a biscuit." Most people repeating it probably think Masvicringe invented it. He never invented anything. He's not an inventor, I'm an inventer. I invented Toilet Till.

One of the judges fucked up his score card
Holy fuck

what the fuck are these judges on lmao

ONE MORE UNTIL THE MAIN EVENT

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Do you think the retard judge is just giving it to the wrong guy on purpose?

Reddit tier fag cazzies who have never been in a fight or hung out with ghetto people heard it for the first time. Even though "2 piece and a biscuit", "3 piece combo", etc. have been around for ages.

Judges don’t bother to know the fighters names

never thought I'd be rooting for an hue

Gracie
Machida
Danis
Mix
Archuleta
Caldwell

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46 years old?

>Edgar grinds out Max for a win
>Cejudo gets featherweight title shot
>edgar vs cejudo
>cejudo sleeps manlet edgar
Triple C baby

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pls guys where is links

Lol a jew

Doing it for the bants

>nice try, chaim

anybody else think Caldwell Vs Guch 1 looked fixed?

I think Caldwell gets his win back and they have a 3rd fight in Rizin.

>actual jew ref
yikes

oy vey!

Its literally being streamed on youtube you retard

Did I miss Rena debut at Bellator?

There's hope for all the late trainers on here yet.

Gracie
Sonnen
Danis
Ricky
Juan
Kyoji

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Because when has Lima been known for his ground game? He has zero wrestling, looked lost in his guard when Rory took him down. Didn't have a submission win for years until Koreshkov fought stupid and gassed himself out.

kek thanks bro

>No UFC
>Just this shit
HEEM

ME

INSIDE

Next fight.

Cejudo could do better

>Wurlitzer has been subbed 18 times
Did he just not train grappling before starting mma?

kinda looks like drake here

Bare knuckle tomorrow though

Gracie
Machida
Danis
Bandekas
Archuleta
Horiguchi

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the card is not bad on paper, seriously it's quite good
But it's Bellator so it'll end up a shitshow probably

Grappling is gay and for losers

did the hooters chick win?

isnt it next week

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Cringe

This card is pretty good you caz

She reminds me of the "boom boom" girl from Sopranos.

this, cazzies out

Pacing is superior to ufc as well

Fuck it is
GODDAMNIT

Who won the last fight?

>22-23-0

Brie>Nikki desu lads

Nikki looks like the great khali

Kino record

dat was the laziest triangle ive ever seen

Chris brown lookin one

RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA

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Rory
Chael
Max
Rikcy
Eduardo
Kyoji

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Man Bellator will literally never compete with the UFC huh

One and Rizin are doing a better job than this

Jews win again lol

Cringe is the new cool

Daniel Bryan and John Cena cucked

look at how they're rubbing him during the video

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1139681628798611456

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HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

You guys don't post enough Macedo.

guy is just trying to get paid without getting punched a shit load

Respect

ONE is way worse than bellator

RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA RENA

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what cheat code do you put in to get big head mode?

The pacing is nice

RENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RENA BOUT TO GET HEEEEEEEEM'D

>8-2
Can record

I thought Rena was a pretty big star, how come they're not giving this more fanfare? Didn't even get an entrance.

>Neiman
>American Gangster
>Danis
>Bandejas
>Dantas
>Horigucci

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RENA RENA

i love rena

Shes fighting ostovich and im excited desu

One is doing god's work right now,the top level strikers that they've gathered and the 4oz kickboxing/muay thai is pure kino

Bellator and Rizin are in a lower lvl though

GSP has two losses

The announcer for Bellator is complete cringe.

Might mouse and Eddie were on the prelims in one. The audience just doesn't know them

exactly my point

RENAA

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Rena looks like shit

>getting out grappled by a literal can
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Shut the fuck up and delete this comment

>RENA

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why the fuck he keeps calling her Kabuta when shes famously known as Rena

Rena "The Tap Machine" Kabuki

Thoughts on taking a nap?
thoughts on working over night?
thoughts on brick walls?
thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?

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RENAAA NOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

RENA IS A CAN

>gets choked out

noooooooooo

RENA BTO

WEEBS BTFO

HEEM BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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pride will never die

but rena did

F

SHE SLEEPY

jesus christ

My fantasy desu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAO RENA FAGS BTFO

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

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so this confirms rizin is just full of cans?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

omg dude Rena has been getting fucked up lately she shouldn't be in MMA. I feel bad for all the waifufag incels in here who had to watch he get slept on live youtube for free.

Rena went out like a fucking samurai

imagine if Lindsay too your back and sunk in a choke

I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A CAN

HAHAHHA
HAHAHHA
HAHAHHA
HAHAHHA

BTFO

Think Rena needs to stick to kickboxing lads...

RENA NOOOO

please never post again

I told all you stupid weeb fags. Rena is a can, all the Japs are cans.

>cute japanese lady choked out
I just signed up for brazilian jiu jitsu

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Rena won the story by not tapping

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@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how to buy groceries. Why? Because his greatest true accomplishment in life was the one time he wiped his own ass without smearing shit onto his balls.
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@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who said a pack of tiki torch holding neo nazi pricks were "very fine people".
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@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how empathy works. Remember how he had cliff notes on how to act when he met with some of the Parkland kids? He had to fake having empathy for kids who survived a school shooting. That's a sociopath.
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#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy Who's so evil, he told a child on Christmas Eve that Santa wasn't real.
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RENA SUCKS

Klopp is a cutman in Bellator?

Still mad about those deposition articles, huh

Spammy no one cares. get a dog

nah she just needs to train with Kebab

Atleast she didnt tap

Rena is such an untrained can she didn't even know that tapping was an option. She just laid there and took brain damage.

picograms

Cunt Mauro not correcting himself saying Rena tapped

Is Pico the last prelim?

how does shit spammer manage to do this for almost 8 years but MMA streams gets banned in less than 1

>Rena, Loureda, and Hardy will all lose tonight
holy fuck this will be great

yes

damn triple chad baby
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the fantastic 4

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Fuck Rena
Fuck Rose
Fuck Joanne
Fuck Elias
God Bless Valentina Shevchenko

to be honest that bitch that Rena was fighting was way too shredded for whatever weight class that was.

Don't forget Rory will probably lose too

I'll give him this he's dedicated.

Shit first has to be analyzed to confirm it is not chocolate or mud

Hooters girl gonna heem the fuck out of Loureda.

Feel for Rena desu. Wonder if she sticks to MMA these days

Funny thing is literally no one pays attention anymore. He just does it, goes away and that's it. He's literally the village idiot or clown these days.

Lads.... its just not fucking fair

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Derek "Punisher Bass" Schott
Bass player, bloodyelbow/VOX community manager, bernie voter, MAGA CHUD DESTROYER, atheist
100 Twin Oaks Dr
Belleville, IL USA 62221
twitter.com/punisher_bassDerek "Punisher Bass" Schott
Bass player, bloodyelbow/VOX community manager, bernie voter, MAGA CHUD DESTROYER, atheist
100 Twin Oaks Dr
Belleville, IL USA 62221
twitter.com/punisher_bassDerek "Punisher Bass" Schott
Bass player, bloodyelbow/VOX community manager, bernie voter, MAGA CHUD DESTROYER, atheist
100 Twin Oaks Dr
Belleville, IL USA 62221
twitter.com/punisher_bassDerek "Punisher Bass" Schott
Bass player, bloodyelbow/VOX community manager, bernie voter, MAGA CHUD DESTROYER, atheist
100 Twin Oaks Dr
Belleville, IL USA 62221
twitter.com/punisher_bassDerek "Punisher Bass" Schott
Bass player, bloodyelbow/VOX community manager, bernie voter, MAGA CHUD DESTROYER, atheist
100 Twin Oaks Dr
Belleville, IL USA 62221
twitter.com/punisher_bass

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LETS GO

>larkin dash
okay pornstar

Rory is retiring tonight after he gets submitted. Screencap this.

does Larkyn have autism?

She's still #1 in my heart

My favorite is Keith Peterson

kevin looking extra smug right now

LADS IT'S NOT FAIR, RENA WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN. THAT FKIN TATTOO'D BITCH PROBABLY ON ROIDS, FUCK THIS.

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
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@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
ghostbustersnews.com/2019/04/25/7-eleven-canada-offering-a-ghostbusters-themed-slurpee-collector-cups/Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
ghostbustersnews.com/2019/04/25/7-eleven-canada-offering-a-ghostbusters-themed-slurpee-collector-cups/Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
ghostbustersnews.com/2019/04/25/7-eleven-canada-offering-a-ghostbusters-themed-slurpee-collector-cups/Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
ghostbustersnews.com/2019/04/25/7-eleven-canada-offering-a-ghostbusters-themed-slurpee-collector-cups/Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
ghostbustersnews.com/2019/04/25/7-eleven-canada-offering-a-ghostbusters-themed-slurpee-collector-cups/Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
ghostbustersnews.com/2019/04/25/7-eleven-canada-offering-a-ghostbusters-themed-slurpee-collector-cups/

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How long till Pico?

What's the next fight after that?

Hooters has fake lashes in while fighting???

Whose the fighter Luke Rockhold got shut down by was this her?

White is THICC

Probably another bong and 30 bings

this is the most hyper ive ever seen a wmma fight

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WHAT IS STEVE RIVERA'S PHONE NUMBER I'M CALLING HIM IN 2 1/2 HOURS FROM MY MOM'S PHONE AND GETTING JADE ON THE DISCORD

youtube.com/watch?v=JkhaK9ZeVyw

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yes she is

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what the fuck is this

Lads there's no way Bellator is the #2 MMA Organisation

Not after seeing some of these fights they put on. So what is?

Question for the Brits.

How do you guys deal with American fight nights?

Do you pull an all-nighter or just sleep for 4 hours or do you just sleep until 2 in the afternoon?

BOY LIST
>The Chris
>Rena
>BJ Penn
>Goob
>Hunto
>Aldo
Why am I cursed? Im gonna boy khabib so dustin heems him

>amanda NYU-NEZ

big john such a fucking casual

this is so retarded lmao pinky has no idea how to fight

Ufc

back up back up back up kick back up back up back up kick

I appreciate your sacrifice

let me make the thread

FUCK THE CAGE
FUCK THE UNIFIED RULES
FUCK THE WORLD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STILL MY GIRL

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what is this weird arm control shit this chick is doing

HAPPY
>
18TH
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BIRTHDAY
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JADE
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RIVERA
>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
HAPPY
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>TCITY_WINS_THE_5TH_ROUND
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

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she is thic

Don't let spammy get the thread

What is your dream MMA commentator duo?

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ok

pinky can sit on my face with that nice booty

Holy fuck she’s actually a hooters girl I thought it was a meme

they're swanging

Spam your nonsense all you want, it won't bring your legs back

rena looks sexy when she sleep

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damn bro I watch this for like 2 minutes and I can't help but wonder what the fuck am I doing with my life

shoulda got a job at Poopers

It's like she trained a flying armbar against a dummy and figured she could just easily pull it off in a fight 100%

>Both of them, in fact, waitresses
lmao

Depends if I'm working weekends or not.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WHY DO MY GIRLS SUFFER

...

Ach mein gott

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Pink chick will gas quicker, fight will basically end due to her getting tired out

This is Bellator man.

gotta be by far the most common (legal) female job

Chael doing UFC with Joe and DC

Hooters girl has lasted longer then Rena the Can. Hilarious.

accurate comment

Lindsay is objectively cuter

Why is Bellator like this
Why do we watch

The main card better be off the tits, at least let Kyoji win

ok this is more entertaining than ufc wrestlehugging on so many levels

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Based COPS poster
Used to be the only redeeming thing

this fight is shit innit

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ABSOLUTELY FLUSHED

Shut the fuck up Luke.

Hey you guys know how long till Eduardo fight?

How come I never hear about Rizin? Bellator at least gets some press coverage, but I don't know anyone who still fights for Rizin or hear of their events. What ever happened to them, I thought they were supposed to be the new Pride fc?