Brazilian player scores a goal

>Brazilian player scores a goal
>celebrates pointing at the sky

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>Argentinian player scores
>go to the stands but there's no one there, it's a friendly, argentina can't perform on actual tournaments

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>argentine player has something to celebrate

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>Brazillian player is 100% Jesus
>fucks a tranny

not cool m8

Jesus married a prostitute.

to be honest, if jesus came to me with that curly hair and silky white skin you see on movies i'd pay to have sex with him
god i want to fuck jesus in the ass so bad right now

kek
you're alright, monkey

bretty based desu

100% Jesus

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God has a place reserved for you in hell

>San Marino player scores
>Stands confused

>bong tells joke
>no one laughs

>none of this was down to mine and my family's achievements, the cloud wizard did it for me

90% of Brazilians claim to believe in God, though most people don't go to church or follow Christian traditions, most people still believe in God.

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2014 WC Final
2015 Copa America Final
2016 Copa America Final
Messi is just unfortunate to be around shitters who choke when it matters.

did you know that it's the opposite in Sweden? people go to church, call themselves Christian (protestants admittedly) and then say they don't believe in God

Coincidentally they are also stupid enough to elect someone who doesn't believe in elections

>muslim scores
>prostrate because god (Allah) is not a physical form or being living in the sky or outer space

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Aladin is a mith.

Have sex

>MMA fighter savagely beats his opponent near death for the satisfaction of a few sadists
>announcer asks what got him this far
>"I'd like to thank God"
>points to the sky repeatedly while running his gold belt like a genie
Everytime....

*camera pans to neymar celebrating in the stands wearing a dress*

That's 100% bullshit ha I've been to parts of Panama that look like your favelas I'm pretty sure atlmost half the older population (40+) go to church (normal since the closer to death you are the more you worry about it)

watch The Young Pope, son
it will give you clarity

>what? Of course Brazilians go to the church, you liar
>how do i know that? I've been to Panama

If you're gonna pull facts out of your ass, go do it somewhere else, ignorant mutt.

*African Players Scores*

Fucking cringe awful dance routine that the crowd ignore

>2014
Nigga, Mascherano was the best player on the Argentinian team and you know it. Messi may have turned heads during the Group Stage, but he just faded into the other ten in the knockout stages.

Syukran illahi, brother.

>Mexican player scores
>puts on wrestling mask
>gets offended when people make fun of it

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>misses a pen
>durr he's around chokers

did he die?

>90% of Brazilians
You don't go outside much, right?

Based. Reminder that atheists will never understand sports

Missionaries to less literate cultures didn't do the best job of actually explaining the Gospels to the people.
The best they ended up with is adding Jesus to whatever local beliefs they already had.

That's why Christmas is now essentially the Norse Winterblot.
That's why Americans believe in guardian angels.
That's why Jesus is a prominent figure in Voodoo.

For Brazilians, Jesus is just another spirit/deity, like their local bird-god, or a pile of cocaine, or a bottle of guarana soda spiked with a shot of cachaca.

>mexican player scores
>puts down hat and dances around it

>Mexican player scores
>Is detained by ICE