/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Battlestation Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 162
V. Bottas 133
S. Vettel 100
M. Verstappen 88
C. Lecunt 72

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 295
Ferrari 172
Red Bull 124
McLaren 30
Renault 28

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
163 (165 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
88

>Hund status:
Ze rot motor is too much power, our zimple engine cannot compete

>News:
Hammo: "Ferrari's engine has a power mode we don't have"
2021 regs decision delay comfirmed
Renault: "We think we are solve, P4 will be /our/"
LeMeme is on

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gptoday.net/nl/nieuws/f1/248415/nico-hulkenberg-hopen-met-nieuwe-upgrades-gat-met-red-bull-te-dichten
youtube.com/watch?v=gOfEz8esNB4
motorsport.com/f1/news/pirelli-single-request-change-tyres/4473270/
twitch.tv/landonorris
fiawec.com/en/live
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carrie

bogan offspring to carrie

Exactly.

They don't want drivers doing multiple "big" series at once to try and gain as many points as quickly as possible.
But they are okay with a driver doing a winter series and a big series and getting points from both.

gonna be funny when dickdum does something stupid again this year and loses any hope he had of getting to f1

death by tractor to carrie.

I don't like it
It's not like there are that many drivers around at a reasonable level.
I think EF Open might either get killed or filled with RAG-tier people

>2021 regs decision delay comfirmed
like if lewlew needed more time to break all schumi's records, I bet one he breaks all of them the new regs will be comfirmed

The decision is delayed, not the rules setting in

Who is the most reddit tier driver?

/Verstappen/

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gimi or lando

for me, it's Scuderia Ferrari Mission Winnow

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Norris. He even has an account.
Also lads, how can I find out how many super licence points a given driver has? Say Latifi and Maizepin.

the one who is literally a reditor

I don't go on reddit therefore I have no idea what kind of drivers they like

imagine being tied by your feet to the back of the car and it just driving off at full speed, bet that would be sore ha

I don't think there's a list but just go on their wiki and do the counting

>last ferrari wdc
>last ferrari race winner
>fastest lap in f1 history
>last man to win in non-ferrari/merc/rb
>wide

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He almost certainly is not getting point this year but this new rule guarantees he will get enough points in 2020 (unless Red Bull drop him)

There is a possibility where by ticktum fucks up SF twice in a row and then during 6 practise outings next year he somehow manages to get penalty points in all of them.

I wouldn't put it past him.

You have to find the superlicence table and rules for the last 3 years as you have to use the relevant point table and rule for the year the points where handed out.

>i.e for any 2017 points you have to use the 2017 table not the current one.

I found this franceracing.fr/f1/les-pilotes-eligibles-a-la-super-licence-en-2019/

>last man to win in non-ferrari/merc/rb
this is actually the most impressive stat of thee

That's a sad statement lad

Why are there still normal joysticks in his hand? They need to be replaced with dildos if you know what I mean.

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such is life

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Honestly the whole thing is a cluster fuck and I imagine the only people who really know are the FIA.

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i wonder if we'll ever hear the true story about it

it was only 6 years ago, 20-33% of our lives, no tears, only dreams now

I should make a /beg/ tier Formula 1 manga and post it here.

kys

don't even know what you idiots are talking about anymore

Worst it can happen is you being called a faggot.
And that's already happening

Take that back

Hey user, do you like George Russell?

who isn't a fan?

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I hope Williams somehow manage to get their shit together

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Just wait til Spa, Williams on points..

>Tarmac has brought in technology never before used in the United Kingdom including 3D scanning machines during the removal of the existing track surface to improve circuit gradients, enhance drainage and eliminate bumps to lay a millimetre-perfect surface under the supervision of Dromo’s Jarno Zafelli.
>“What we have come up with is a full design which takes away what has been done in the past 25 years on the surface and using the actual layout to change the behaviour of the water,” Zafelli told bikesportnews.com at the track.
>“We have been accurate to +/- 2mm and this accuracy means we can have four times the speed of drainage than the shape it was before.”
bongs BTFO

>eliminate bumps
>millimetre-perfect surface
fucking gay as

God Zafelli is so much better than Tilke.

>and using the actual layout to change the behaviour of the water
So basically before they were trying to make water go upstream?

fucking pussies. when i was young, we just drove when it was raining. guess it comes with the territory of halfwheel - hanging out with a bunch of neckbearded numales, dressing up in leather

Trips of truth.

MotoGP driver snapped his leg last year and they had to cancel the race because the new surface was worse then what they originally had (Way bumpier, falling apart, massive standing water).
FIM threatened to remove Silverstone's track grade (No more bikes of any kind) if they didn't fix it.

I've never watched Le Mans 24 hours race before.

Is it worth watching this weekend? Are you supposed to watch the whole thing, or dip in-and-out every few hours?

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watch it all. pretty comfy desu, especially to see this faggot suffer

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You can do whatever you want.

Although in the middle of the night/early dawn is comfy as fuck.

I usually keep it as background noise and watch it from time to time.
Use livetiming aswell tho

watch the opening half hour or so, a few hours when the sun goes down, have a sleep then check up on it again at sunrise then watch the final hour.

I got home pretty hammered after a night out last year and watched the evening period while eating the tastiest kebab ever. Max comfy.

You really need to watch it all, two different commetaries and multiple camera angles at once.
I hope you have your command center kinoplex ready. Pic related from a few years ago.

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This chick certainly activates my armpit fetish

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>Nausicaa
Patrician taste there

The real question:

Do we temporarily migrate to the /24/ threads and periodically bump the /f1/ thread or do we stay in /f1/?

I'd say >we stay here and periodically shit up the /24/ thread with mana posts

Tabi is not very good at golf

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i'd stay here tbf

/24/ threads have too many americans

>motoGP quali and race live on free tv
n0ice

Do you remember that alternate leggy blonde who worked for Mercedes?
Would show up in their videos when Rosanna was too busy being bullied.

Well she is one of ours now.

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Remember, a Energy drink company has won WCC on F1.

I don't acknowledge any other thread rather than /f1/ on Yea Forums(nel)
Maybe just the Yea Forumserb Owl ones

well, a car company has been winning Serie A for quite some time

>stil banned
oh ffs

Rich Energy has yet to win a championship, fren

oh fug that's who she is again

didn't see her in my feed for ages and forgot she existed

Bad posting ends here

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as you wish sir

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is this quality?

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Didn't know lelnault had started developing their 2020 car yet

unlike this one good posts

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FUCK IM HYPED FOR 24h RACE THIS YEAR. BASED VROOM VROOM /MARATHON/
AND I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR /F1/: FUCK OFF WITH SILVER CARS AND FUCK BORING RULES.

Check it out 750HP rules on your shitshow, LMEH were a mistake.

i don't know what it is, but she makes me diamonds

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You think she dyed her cunt?

>this blonde hair blue eyed white women makes me horny.

Gee i wonder why

Anything can happen in Formula 1 and it usually does!

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I genuinely can't believe this

>Dad has come home with some bottles of Japanese beer and two Japanese half pint glasses
>Won't tell us where he got them but he apparently did not pay for them

WAGDAAAAAAAD

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>After Montreal, Kubica headed to his native Poland for an event with sponsor Orlen.
>“In this situation, with all these problems, we forget about one positive,” he said. “That we have a Pole in Formula 1. That should be enough.
>That should be enough.

Fuck cripples

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Jawohl, zhe unterhunden in die silber auto could always mount a surprise comeback und overcome zhe odds, no matter how unlikely it may seem, given zhe massive superiority in power of both zhe rote auto und zhe japanisch rote bull.

Dub dubs don't lie.

>pole
>never in pole
what did he mean by this

>Won't tell us where he got them but he apparently did not pay for them

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Well now you will have to fight the yakuza for your life and honor. Make sure you always have your halo ready.

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Mum and I are both going with them being a gift from a Japanese mistress.

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>potential Japanese step-sister in the making

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or: he actually is a hitman for them and is really good at hiding it

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>Onii-san, why do you call me Mana? And why do I have to call you Onii-san? You've been closer to Japan then I have.

>tfw Chloe is getting bonked by an Aussie snowboarder

Not happy about that.

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>still no boob job
it's not like her father can't afford it

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TOCA 3 vibes

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Is Vettel a AeroChassisbaby?

>t. not happy because he's envious of Chloe

vettel is a BlownDiffuserBabby
When any incoming spin could be stopped by stamping on the throttle and getting 500kg of downforce.

Nice proxy, Fernando.

Brundle actually being BASED for once instead of a Lewlew bumlicker.

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This is the ideal race car driver. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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I wanna blow Ruth's diffuser

Brundle is usually pretty pragmatic if not full-time based. It's not that he never bigs up Lewis, but he certainly maintains a more level head compared to CrofTed

Damn I really could go for a Winnow right about now, but there aren't any stores open

>he certainly maintains a more level head compared to CrofTed
Well, that's not too difficult too accomplish. I do agree that he's based, but most former drivers would look great just by being compared to Crofty and Ted.

>le Sony FW900
That wasn't "a few" years ago
Also, jelly.

Oh how I wish Mercedes would take the ProjectONE to LeMans (on the new Hypercar regs) and BTFO all the muh displacement dinosaurs with the V6T-H and its 50% efficiency.

>gets BOPed to a 30l fuel tank

Alright, boys. I'm about to play a F1 game (2018 cause 2019 isn't here yet) for the first time ever, the carrer mode seems interesting, any recs and tips?
Planning to go RBR btw

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Refund it

Why? Is it that bad?
I mean I know the new one is coming next month so I pirated the last edition just to feel the gameplay.

Granted. I honestly think Brundle is a brilliant commentator and was a meh-tier driver, much like Neil Crompton in V8SC was a meh-tier driver but a brilliant commentator. Both of them can pick a problem with a car from the smallest glimpse of it, they can discern a volume of information from the attitude of a car.

I hate the Sky Hamilton bias. Finnish commentator are even more biased towards Finnish drivers
That's why I enjoy my Formulas in Swedish

Its not bad, just very arcade-ish. Forza or GT are far superior racing games but F1 isnt bad for a few hours.

I just wish that F1TV would do a full proper commentary feed with Alex Jacques, aimed at an international audience instead of >muh country's driver cancer.
>yes I know they do the lane channel with him, but they've had Rosanna Tennant with him ffs

I like the short breaks to the pitlane with Rosanna.
I just wish he did quali as well.

Oh and that F2 didn't get infected with English Sky presenters.

>I like the short breaks to the pitlane with Rosanna.

2bh, I haven't done a full race listening to it.
I flipped over to it once during a race, heard Alex joking with Rosanna about something (seemed like she was in the boorh), and noped the fuck out.
Nothing against her, but the race is serious business, and she isn't.

I do remember her being in the booth for one of them but I don't think it was for the whole race.
In fact I don't even remember in the last race.

Still, I understand that.

lads
>be me
>met a girl, 5/10 at most
>wants to go to japan
>finds cheap promo tickets - roundtrip around $60
>date is at october 4 to 13
>ask time for return flight
>9:30 pm
>race starts at 1:30pm jap time
>google travel time from suzuka circuit to nagoya airport
>2hr 30min
>mfw can definitely make it

if i do decide to go, what seats should i take?

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>unironically rating your own girl on Yea Forums

She deserves better than you.

I'm surprised by the lack of supercar discussion.

Not gonna help as I'm going to bed now.

>She

>No Eurasia Motorsport
Hope Kamui gets his deserved win

when will VER be WDC?

Lando
Streams and spews twitch memes

Hungarobro holidaying in binland here.
How de fuck do you manage the problem of this mosquito invasion, present around the lakes?

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Mosquito Bites Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Wear Clothes Like The Shit That Cover Your Body Nigga Haha

When honda engine packs 1000 break sushipower

You don't. Just don't hang around outside during night time if you not in big city. Can use mosquito spray but I think those are bullshit.

Ben Constanduros is also a good candidate
His commentating is just really works

Yeah trying but not working 100%.and somehow these fuckers find a way in as well

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The alcohol levels in their blood keep the mosquitos sedated after the first bite.

Also kino picture.

>tfw don't have stupid mosquitos

we have midgets though

Fuck that.
youtube.com/watch?v=vj8f5amIQwY&t=42

should've bought that battery powered thing that keeps them away

the same as you do here

youtube.com/watch?v=wsJ1sVVz0Gw

These are complete bullshit 2bh

probably fail to dissuade them from biting a cute Finnish boy with soft/hairless/pale skin

>Hi guys!
>Friendly reminder that I will be watching Le Mans today! Because the WEC is so much more exciting that F1!
>I can't wait to see Fernando win the title and his second le mans! He's so talented! #samurai #givethatmanamercedes
>"LMP2 Engine! LMP2! WAAAAAGH! :D

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There isn't any F1 on this weekend.

based

how do you pronounce WEC? DOUBLEYOU EE SEE (the correct way) or WEK?

>basedboy alonso fans actually spent £35 on these

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Wonder how many times r*kesh was called batty boy at school

efff oi aye double you reeeeeeee seeeeeeeee

WUH EH SEH

Drink so much you pass out naked outside then next day you have ultimate resistance against mosquitoes because they can't make you itchy anymore. The more you get bit by them the more your body doesn't care.

or just buy OFF!, RAID or smoke so much you get nicotine overdose

S H I E T

Just play 99-02

what

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we stay here, /f1/ is the best Motor Racing General on Yea Forums, all others are cucks

For me it's WEK because I naturally cannot into acronyms

>posting in other threads
Fucking casuals out.

This.

WEЦ

This.
There's also always a fuckload of badposters from /o/ because >muh FERD and >muh Cheby, who unironically think GTE matters.

Weak

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>be me
>haven't being paying any attention to LeMans
>watching a torrent of final qualy to get up to speed for the race, and to kill some time
>Alonso is there

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I thought that cunt was gone.
He's like a bad smell that you can't get rid of that ruins everything.

>muh country's driver

As always, /f1/ is years ahead of the curve.

Nico is shit talking again and upping Renaults chances after 1 decent race

>Nico Hulkenberg: "Hoping to close the gap with Red Bull with the new upgrades"


gptoday.net/nl/nieuws/f1/248415/nico-hulkenberg-hopen-met-nieuwe-upgrades-gat-met-red-bull-te-dichten

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Fuck you, Hungary.

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Close the gap does not mean anything over 7th/8th.

>Underestimating Resta's meme aero
Reminder that Alfa Romeo didn't have the engine upgrade from Ferrari

holy shit i didnt expect my oc to be the OP image
t-thanks i guess

sorry, missed it in the last thread

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Ferrari in LeMeme with this?

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>positivity surrounding WEC for the first time in years

["Better than F1" ranting intensifies]

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wec is better

>>watching a torrent of final qualy to get up to speed for the race, and to kill some time

Commentator:
>"I really think that the current iteration of Porsche's GTE car is one of the most beautiful cars on the entire grid at the moment, and certainly the most beautiful iteration of their own GT car I've seen in recent memory. It's just stunning"

Oh for fuck's sake...
Fuck I hate 911 worshipping fags. It looks like every fucking 911 ever - a fucking beetle.

It's a really great image la

Porschefags annoy me almost as much as Toto.

2017-2019 cars look weird without halo

>>watching a torrent of final qualy to get up to speed for the race, and to kill some time

Holy fugg LMAO

>commentators sperg out about twitter users claiming that they "missed Rebellion's engine failure"
>commentators seethe and smugly say they did mention it, and that the viewers and dumb and weren't listening
>10 minutes later
>commentators find out the tweets were referring to a second Rebellion engine failure
>crow is eaten

Glad I decided to watch this after all.

2017 ferrari is sexy as hell what are you talking about

>>commentators find out the tweets were referring to a second Rebellion engine failure

*
>which they missed

Are you kidding? Forza and GT are far more arcade-y than F1 2018

where to see please

>playing videogames

is netflix going to make another drive to survive season?

now that my 3 day ban is over and mods can no longer terrorize me for ""ban evasion"", I'd like to say one thing;
remindah
the SF71H and the SF90 look amazing without halos my dude

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Yep
Don't know if Ferrari will be in but Merc will only in Germany
Toto disliked it but since netflixbabbies liked it he decided ok

Oh great, the boybum licker is back.

Fuck off nonce you've taken it too far this time, bringing /f1/ into disrepute.

ok cool thank you, after seeing all the work and politics behind the scenes it got me quite interested in the sport

>mfw Baha made /f1/ look worse than /fs/

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>new post in /f1/
>any reply I want
>2 (You)s starting
cmon now, you know that's not true

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OH FUGG

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Yes, 10 years hard labour now.

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I always skip these

youtube.com/watch?v=gOfEz8esNB4

Oh so there is where Stella ended up

OKAY but all shitposting aside, I want to talk about bottas
obviously monaco was a very unlucky race for him witht he slow pitstop and extra pitstop but he fucked up his qualifying in canada
One thing Lewis has going for him is great consistency. Is Bottas, dare I say it, burned out or do you all reckon he can make a resurgence soon. He's always been strong at Austria and Russia and they're coming up soon.

>Russia coming up soon.
Well not really

he had a shit weekend in bah'rain too but that didn't stop him from taking 3 poles in a row and a win.

Bottas can win more races but his race pace is usually 4th or 5th fastest which obviously isn't enough + he only had 2 good starts off the line this season, from 7 races. Whenever he's on front row he has to get the best start otherwise he'll fade away

Thanks mikko

yeah that was more geared towards Austria, poor sentence structure on my part
well I hope he can get back into his great starts, one horse races BLOW

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бaзиpaн

i crvenopilulisan

reunite already

where's the lemons thread?

Still an a bong and a half to go. right?

>"Toyota 7? A fucking joke car."

Yes, 15.00 local France time. 1 hour 18 mins.

for me, it's George Russell

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>You best start believing in Le Mans, Mister Malaysia... you're in one

>reunite already
wouldn't mind that at all desu

Consider yourself reported yet again

I thought you guys didn't want to be slavs any more.

Tabi why do you do this to me...

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Very fucking based.

STOP POSTING THESE DUMB FUCKING WOMEN

for me, it's Lance Stroll
not based

>forgot my pic
fugg

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With Serbia and Macedonia?
yes
The rest?
no

no.
our drivers were fired.

>not using audio captcha

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>mfw I'm the #2 driver from now on

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see pic
I'd still include croatia but zlovenia is a no no

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>from now on
Naive twink

Well deserved, don't fuck up with Italians.

correct, fuck all yall south ni**ers

>The guy who had the vision for us all to see 16 year old tits in school dies today

Everything is connected.

the what guy

Who

Franco Zeffirelli who did Romeo and Juliet.

Our English teacher paused it on the topless scene, rewound it and played it on a loop in the background while asking us questions about the film.

is this here where we talk about le mans

might as well

what good can a plug-in hybrid do?

Le Mans? More like Le Sleep :DDDDD

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This is where we talk shit about our national cunt.

>Could have watched his movie in highschool
>Teacher showed us Branagh's

Oh no I'm dumb, mistaken it for Hamlet

why so hostile, issa yoke
i'm afraid that's off-topic

hate the fucking sheep in my country that vote for the ''same'' con-man every fucking elections, it's like they have a memory of a fish, fucking red yugosalv party are dictating who gets rich and who don't and they keep inventing taxes upon taxes, fuck the old ''kikes''-commies they need to fucking die already

Le Mans thread

It already has /f1/ posts in it.

Charlene is so beuatiful

@93464891
This reeks of fake watches

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1 ur cunt
2 why dont u have a gf

motorsport.com/f1/news/pirelli-single-request-change-tyres/4473270/

>Pirelli claims they have not recieved a single request to change tyres
>"We can only change it for safety reasons and there are not safety concerns" says Isola
>"Everyone had the chance to try the compunds anyway"
>"We met all the goals we had with 2019, we also increased the working range"
So RB was just shitposting in canada?

which car is zak brown's?

I guess the M8, don't think other cars can fit him in

>based

My favourite team is Aston Martin Tag Heur Redbull Racing Honda formula 1 team

Or, for short
AMRBRTHHF1T

>Pirelli's hubris
Zandvoort 2019 will make Indy 2005 look like a fucking joke

Is Zandvoort that banked?

>that vote for the ''same'' con-man every fucking elections, it's like they have a memory of a fish
Not to "brag" about it but believe me here is 10 times worse when it comes to that and on top of that add albanians
true circus kek

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It's going to be

They want to make it that banked

They already expressed concerns on it
>P-please no banking we can't into tyres

I really hope they don't back down from those changes to the track. They sounds really really good tbdesu, the racing should be very fun there, like at Interlagos.

Zandvoort will be the race for memes. It has everything: tight track, constant elevation changes, sand 'n shit all around, short af (qualis will probably be under 1:10 mark) and carrots everywhere, smoking weed

Don't forget chance of rain

It could, it could
But it will be Monaco vx.0

Nah it'll be a lot more like Interlagos. The changes they're making will allow cars to follow more closely through more of it by opening up the windy almost straights and the banked last corner should allow a really good DRS slingshot into T1 which will be meme as fuck

This. Honestly at first I thought it will be a borefest but now I feel it has potential to be fun

anything worth watching today?

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Don't forget the riots when AMD AMX DNFs due to Pirelli's incompetence

Lemons

There's a new netflix flick with the girl from friends that is set around the Monaco GP, might wanna give that a try.

I bet stewards will never penalize max in zandvoort, like literally never

So Zanvoort and Vietnam confrimed to be the best races of the calendar?

He'll choke by himself

Yeah I'd love them to make more changes like this to boring tracks. Although I don't really know what else they could do it to. Mexico is probably dead, Singapore and Monaco would be impossible, Russia is irredeemable, they could maybe pull it off in Melbourne but it'd have to be in the last sector. China's fine desu, maybe make the middle twisty sector a bit faster and more flowing. France's layout is fine they just need to put up temporary grandstands on the runoff and then wall them off close to the track to add a bit more visual excitement and risk. Hungaroring could use some changes like this for sure.

Vietnam looks legit good, yeah. Zandvoort probably won't be the best, but it won't be bad. It'll be Interlagos or Spa tier, so up there for sure. I think the best track for the current set of cars is Silverstone as it stands right now. Those very fast corners are mostly flat with this much downforce so they can actually follow pretty closely because even with the lost downforce they can still keep up. Monza's the same way.

Imagine if honda PU just blew up while amd amx was being the local hero and leading the race. They'd ban Japs in NL instantaneously

allow them engine 2021 to enter no mgus? yes? option to enter with no mgus? for engines?

*sips*
Bring back NA V10

They already can

>mfw Le Mans casuals can't even bake a new bread

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vettel can win the french gp

Lads, why is FIA so restrictive with F1 engine rules?

i dont think so? regs require engines to have mgus

hybrids killed lmp1 but for the 2021 theyre freeing it up

Reminder Alonso was a MassDamperBabby in the same way Vettel was a BlownDiffuserBabby.

he won't though

Alonso was a way worse babby

Read the rules

They're not. Probably just changing regulations to stop certain teams from dominating this semen slurping sport for too long.

he will, ferrari is finally getting their shit together

No

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>This is an F1 driver

twitch.tv/landonorris

I feel sad.
Really, really sad.

He won't. Paul Ricard suits the Merc way more than Canada. Combine that with the very powerful DRS zone into the chicane where in Sector 1 the Merc has the downforce to follow the Ferrari closely, even if Ferrari take pole they have no chance to convert that to a win on Sunday.

Nothing personell kid
t.slow corners

huh you're right
how come no one entered w/o the mgus?

the fuck does he need donations for? hes being paid millions! millions! for being an f1 driver! millions!!!!

>someone tipped him £50
What the actual fuck?

Because a 1.6L turbo V6 limited to however many kg/hr of fuel would be not very good without the hybrid system. The MGU-H helps eliminate turbo lag and the MGU-K delivers up to 160 more horsepower. Combine that with the 734kg minimum weight it means you would only be disadvantaged not to have one.

>Actually enabled tier 3 sub emotes
>£25 to get a golden McLaren badge

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>meanwhile BASED Nico doesn't even monetize his YouTube vlogs

Why did we got Norris?
What did we do to get such a punishment

Sophia doing cam sessions when?

pathetic

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lol

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I feel Brundle and some of the older driver don't shit on Norris enough for this faggotry.
Hamilton gets rightly shat on for doing his music/fashion show stuff but why not this?

I bet you could get a nice quote from DC on shit like this but who else would even stick their neck out these days? Maybe Villenueve. They all need their sky retirement bucks.

They are too old to concieve Twitch and all of that

they obviously want the zoomer audience.....

She only did like three on LCMS and honestly even as a Sophia fan she's too awkward and nervous to make them enjoyable. She didn't take direction well and frankly I couldn't finish during my fifteen minutes.

meh. Getting donations is dumb shit but I kinda like that he still streams despite his f1 seat.

ZOOMER

Carrie on the otherhand...

>Tabi and her friends chugging wine at horse race

God she is so stupidly slaggy

Norris just just acting like a typical zoomer
Hamilton is way too old for the shit he does
Look at most of the drivers on his age range, they have families while he is still acting like a teenager

Oh wow, rich kids whose daddies paid for them to attend karting academies are now rich athletes.

Fuck F1.

hey bro its his life
let him be

Do you think Charlie is too old to make it to F1, lads?

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What's wrong with simracing and streaming?

hey look it's that indycar kid

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2nd generation gap is too big, 1st generation gap is not as hard to comprehend, the likes of Norris are just kids to Brundle, and he's right really because before you would enter F1 a lot later. It's why people shouldn't have children in their 40's/50's, two generations is too far to comprehend.

>Next race is in home Mr. Bogdanoff
>POOMP EET

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she cute

How the fuck did he convince them all to wear that shit?

...user, i'm sorry

hey spice girls are based

>"she"

ikr rakesh? now lewis hamilton, thats a real driver and a real englishman there!
#fuckwh*tepipo

"It" is ugly af. Masturbate.

kys, you nazi bigots! charlie, you go, gurl! #girlpower

Why does it reek of fake watches in here?

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Have to say that the Porsche's livery is pretty nice

The WAGboomer x W Series crossover I didn't realise I needed

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What is the latest on WAGboomer anyway?

He has gone quiet with the booming on twitter.

I think we have to wait for the Russian bride to bite him before we get anymore rage.

I hope his bride turns out to be a loving wife for him and a good friend for his daughter

have sex gatekeeper

I think we all know where this story is heading

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>tfw she abuse his grand daughter and he goes postal on Mazepin blaming him for it

Can worryingly see that happen.

ahhh fugg so qt

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No I want good thoughts for him

Give it to me straight, bros. Does it get better or worse with 2021 regs?

It will be the same

why haven't you taken the JEVPill yet?

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I'll be team Andrè until there's no more hope
But JEV is /myguy/ after him

Did WAGlad ever get to the bottom of why WAGdad turned up last night with a bunch of Japanese stuff but wouldn't say where it came from?

Better save up if McLaren drops him

lando donates donations to charity you retards

Nope.
Don't want to ruin the fantasy of having a little step Jap sister to love/spoil/test cocktails on.

how's Fernando doing ?

fiawec.com/en/live

Pee Too but not driving atm

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Watching lando and max fuck around in iracing last week was a treat though

WEC's Dragon caused a massive crash

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He's got /ourguy/ Alex Albon on right now and it's pretty good tbdesu. He's even dealing with third world tier internet just like us!

Kek Albon's internet is really fucked atm

Its been a week and I still can't get over it lads

Who did it in F1?

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youtube.com/watch?v=tVnIMZcK_BA

Fatjohn

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who dis
dick hard
post vivien

Exposed per usual

-Kamui and Conway in #7 pull away

-Nakajima is #8 anchor that claws back some time gap

Now #8 is P1

It's Charlotte Poynting, Aussie driver.

She is cheeky.

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Nakajima carrying hard

>He needs team orders to win a two car race against a saloon car driver, an F1 reject and a GP2 reject

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Lads, alonso has to have a nerly fatal accident, we need him to dump his museum and all his EGO shit.

When will they start to winnow or will the maFIA deny everything they achieve?

They'll winnow at Monza and that's that

thinking about becoming a rocket scientist, joining ferrari and fixing thier spaghetti aero

>Ferrari needs downforce
>Rocket scientist make rockets with less downforce possible
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The engine is the only good thing about that car. It needs better suspension, more downforce and a better drivetrain

>he doesnt just reverse numbers at the end
pffft amateur

>Just asked
>He got it as a fathers day gift

STEP SISTER CONFIRMED WOOT WOOT

Where is he right now?

>not using the rockets to make the ultimate blown diffuser/rear wing

>WAGlads potential Japanese step-sister ends up bullying him

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I am very okay with having a tsundere little sister.

Next week will be the better 24h, at least the Eifel can have the nastiest weather shenanigans out there like this beauty from May 2016

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is it still incest if she's your step sister?

>A 24 hour of Carrie posting with /msp/ being pissed at it

Gonna be glorious

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No, otherwise what's the point of having a step sister?

Hopefully.

1/3 done frens

>Dutch wunderkind
>number of poles equal to Hülkenberg's podium finishes
What did he mean by this?

We keep saying step sister but of course it could be half sister.

this is my first attempt to survive whole 24h of lemons thingy. im kinda happy with it so far. thanks il try catch it next week.

also f1 is absolutely unironically gay desu.

>Trusting the FIA to know what they are doing.
My guess is that some lads on a Kazakhstani Lada racing forum have a better picture of how the system works.

>Ferd
XD

>be me
>wake up
>make breakfast
>sit down to watch Lemans
>literally the first thing I see is a FERD cheatmobile getting BTFO

BASED

>Eurosport commentator actually repeating the complete bullshit "muh car was too heavy" silver arrows story

Yikes. RLM it is.

Talking about SL
Does Mick actually have it? In the Ferrari test he had red lights but the day after they were green

I really can't tell if Sophia dicking Habsburg or whether they are just very close friends.

I'll go with dicking.

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>implying his benis works
>tfw inbreeding

WAGgers has been pretty clear
Sophia dicking Hasburg, not the opposite

Nah, m8. Waggers is just inexperienced and doesn't know how sexytime works.

I'll have you know I knew exactly what I was doing when I was in primary school.

>Morningstream LeMans ace is 1080 """100 fps"""

Why the fuck do morons do this?
The source isn't 100fps, so they're just doubling (more likely quadrupling) frames. All it does it use more bandwidth, so it buffers more, and runs like shit on low end machines, for ZERO gain.

>HURR HURR muh stream is 100fps, I'm SOOOOO fucking awesome

AH FUGG, perverted English teacher strikes again XD

AMR are having a very bad day.

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It was actually the young temp PE teacher who got caught watching the girls changing.
I remember him being an alright lad which is slightly worrying.

>t. an alright lad

Slightly worrying.

possible death in Le Mans

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>walking to the ambulance
>"tehehehe he dead XD"

Stop trying to meme every little thing.

sent to the shadow realm xD

sorry officer, I'll try not to offend the meme police again

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>disobeys the treaty of Versaille
>expects people to believe that he will obey the meme police

I don't believe your lies.

Whilst Emilia chugs the horses.

That treaty was a fucking joke, WW2 best day of my life

Captcha select tractors

SMP rekt by Egor

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Based, you guys got boned in the versailles treaty, but then again, don't try to invade the world yeah?

Digits and Hulkenberg gets a podium this year

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Why does he look like /ourguy/ Villeneuve?

No podiums? Ever? Really?

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>implying KEK gives a shit about Hulkenberg

Digits and Hulk never gets another podium in his life

RIP Sirotkin

IT'S HABBENING

Might not be habbening

It's not habbening...

>People pay Henno for free illegal streams
Even Ausbro stopped sharing Henno's stream since [REDACTED] is way better

>People pay Henno for free illegal streams
You only have to pay for the websstream, the Ace is free

>Even Ausbro stopped sharing Henno's stream
I barely post here any more, and stopped posting streams when I do, because /f1/ has gone to shit and I don't give a fuck about helping the """community""" any more.

That's ok mane
Only race casuals look for streams while we are comfy using [REDACTED] instead

bizzy wizzy: the drivers receive a low voltage shock via the hans whenever the centerline of the car exceeds the white line

No matter how much Red Bull lobbies on changing the SL system, Dickbum will never get on F1
I'm expecting an arab paydriver to get in soon

I have been wondering when some chinese billionaire will take an interest in F1 and start a chink team
feels odd that it hasn't happened yet

Invest in durability. It doesn't matter how fast your car is if you just DNF. That and play with a wheel with no assists also get a big curved monitor.

Guys what's with the Le Mans ace stream? I was watching it last night before I went to bed and the picture looked fine but I've fired it up now and the stream is dark as fuck.

No idea I switched stream because I secretly don't mind graham goodwin and the other guy.

It was a low-quality joke about it being night time. I'll see myself out.

We are 14 hours in it's too late for that sort of thing.

Sometimes I like to sleep in on Sundays. I'll try and do better.

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Why can't Scuderia Ferrari be like AF Corse and actually have a winning chance?

why is this livery so good

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Red, White, and Blue is the kino color combo

RWD was a mistake

you're onto something

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Because China genuinely lacks the engineering talent to make an F1 team work and the ownership would inevitably make the working conditions so severe any outside talent that would get recruited would immediately leave for other teams or other series.

>China genuinely lacks
Nothing because they can just steal whatever they want.

>crashtor

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magnussen is p1

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Just the tip?

pottery

>REBELLION CRUSHED

Er.... lads.... is he sticking his Mulsanne Straight into her Porches Esses?

>ywn knock your wife up live on TV at Le Mans

>Son, sit down and watch the race with me while I tell you how you were born

Goodmornijg, has Alonso crashed yet?

No but the #8 has had balance issues throughout the race

Nothing that an extra pitstop for #7 can't fix

it's silver not white

>#7 mysteriously breaks down on the last lap, again
>TV cuts to the garage
>their face when

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This is actually interesting to watch them work.

She's kinda cute too.
>inb4 virgins who think all women are required to look like insta thots

Forgot the link :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=2oqWUJlDZl8

Nice

instagram.com/p/Byuu0KlF3FE/

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CTR is pure kino

motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-needs-stability-avoid-same-mistakes/4474404/

I can't be arsed to read what this cunt is saying but if you want to
>Toto talking about reg changing

Reminder that there will be real racing in Barcelona today, don't miss it.

14:00 (normal timezone)

>Nyck's sister's brother hard in to the tyres
keke

The state of nyck de vries lmao

Silly cunt, F2 was in Barcelona over a month ago

Wait, that Jambo team is a ripoff of Minardi
Both livery and logo

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Was it Dee Vfrees fault?

Bound to be

>actually i have no idea, i went for a piss

He said something broke feont right, or maybe a puncture.

ikr

Seems like so, just forgot to turn

Nigga, just turn more

I'm so tired I'm dancing to 80's disco trying to keep myself awake.

Not drinking coffee or energy drinks is horrible for watching endurance racing.

Just do some cocaine.

Dammit Tabi...

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A blessing for our world

That's just a good bra.

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my grandmother would smash my head in if i would bring such a thing around

I rove orange juice!

Would serve you right for lying. You shouldn't have told her you were gay.

good point

don't think we can be bruce

>the Dutch can't be gay because they're all bi

Fascinating.

Reminder that Minttu is a braindead bimbo flight attendant who married up.

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Which WAG isn't?
Caterina is one, Emilia and who else?

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Hana with Vettel.

Coffee is a godsend, but it's gotta be good coffee. The one downside to the majority of the European continent is a general lack of anything but shitty coffee.

F-Fixed that for y-you

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These fucking Top 5's every time! Nobody wants to see those (over and over again) just get back to the racing, Eurosport

>not watching the ad-free Youtube stream that amazingly hasn't been kill for the entire race

>Not going the Austrian way

What's that? Becoming the CEO of a german TV station, and try make it the only station in europe?

It has almost nothing to do with drivetype, it's why you will see overconfident AWD Subaru cunts in winter get stuck because they don't have the appropriate tyres

Brundle there for pucci

Kamui looks sleeby D:

his eyes are genetically like that

Cobbler whore

why no one post screenshot of brundle in those glasses?

hamilton is a bad driver because he is brown

Just some typical "old man thinks this looks cool" cringy glasses

100% slag, based /f1/ frens even as bottom of the social order autists are fathoms above her.

Just some typical "old man who used to race Formula 1 cars, has driven more Formula 1 cars than almost anyone else alive, has a job where he works 80 days a year for a mid-six-figure salary to amuse him when he's not developing property and doesn't care what a half-Dutch, half-porcine poster on a Flemish slam poetry BBS" glasses

>has a job where he works 80 days a year
He doesn't do Japan, China and other races, so it's less than that

She has somehow got slaggy-er as this is what she was wearing last year.

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I gave him the benefit of the doubt that he turns up to the Sky offices to pen his column instead of punching it out on the private jet flight home while waiting for the hosties to take turns on his cock.

Honestly I reckon even /f1/ posters would have a decent chance of pulling her if they bumped into her in Malaga three cocktails in

racist!

One would think women get less slaggy once they set up with a man
And yet there is Tabi

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>Hindhaugh has moved on from endlessly fellating WEC to endlessly fellating RLM

Absolutely disgusting

kek

2bf, no Gucci belt = minus 30298372093729387 slag points

NEW

Nice proxy, Martin.