/WWC/ - Argentina v England

First game had some shit refs.
Second game had some braps.

Post webmd of penalty save

>calling it a choke when the goalie makes an amazing save

You retards

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And worst of all, a woman.

de gea-tier distribution there

Why doesn't England just score 13 goals like the US did?

someone please post the pen

Lads I wanna kiss Bananis neck while I message her back and tell her that I will always be there for her.

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coming, as long as we avoid shoot outs

argentinas better count their blessings and start playing football else they will soon get sandniggered anyways

Notice that most Male English footballers are black but most female English footballers are white?
Same with France.

craig charles is alright
except when he was on crack

no the choke was after the deflection when she kicked it out instead of in

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>Phil Neville

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Too classy m8

>Stefie B
slip incoming

BoisVert is fake blonde

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Our girls are shit
We'll fight for a 0-0 draw until very late

Any Engl/a/nd posters here?

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I would eat her sweaty ass with furious passion

just imagine

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england's #3 looks like a total slag

what does sex feel like?

Lads, I've watched women's football for 33 minutes and I've now decided I want to marry Francesca Kirby

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how the fuck was that not a yellow?

It was a shit penalty

why all english coaches dress like faggots kek

playing for a tie is so gay,bros :(

SCAAR SUM FOOKHIN GOALS!!!!!

I thought engerland were meant to be good

>Our girls
>Implying men aren't shit as well
>Messhit

If you score against your enemies they win.

allah doesn't allow women even watching sports, much less playing

Idk bro. Probably very nice. But we're missing out sadly.

Infants can be trans too

You might catch me hanging out the back of Alex Greenwood.

black women and white men are too fat for football

ENGLAND PLAYING MURDERBALL 0-0 HOLY SHIT THEY JUST WANTED A GODDAMN ISLAND

haha no

why do they always want to dribble?

she's a scouser who has played for everton and liverpool and more controversially still, currently plays for manchester united

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Penalty: failed

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Post number 10 argie. She probbly has the god pussy of latino america

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS!

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dunno lol

they are Lords user

Argentina deserves to lose playing this shit football.

england has never had a muslim player

the closest would either be delph who is half pajeet or choudry thats half paki and played for the u21s

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women's football

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trying to draw fouls I guess. with so many argentine players behind the ball, working it through them is going to be hard

Damn good save. Other woman gk need to learn from her desu

Fucking waistcoat wankers

Imagine having your face burried between her pussy lips haha

can't remember

The Falklands always have been and always will be British.

>imagine being a scouser AND being black

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this mead girl is englands best player

It’s like doing cardio with a girl and your penis feels great

poor kid, will probably die within a year

LAS MALVINAS ES COREA

literally the best piece of woman's goalkeeping ever

left look likes a fit version of ruth davidson

LAS MALVINAS

Why isn’t /ourgirl/ Carla here?

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fucking lad

>those number of passes
>that accuracy percentage

wtf bros I thoughr they are a footballing nation?

no idea who that is

cute lads

He wasn't scouse though

>would you like your face painted?
>yes i'll have the 30 year old boomer pls

why did I have to google this shit. creepy

honestly not good unless you really like the girl. If you don't you're better off just fucking your hand

horrible penalty tbf

quite nice but it can feel quite bad after you've spunked your nut if you've drunkenly shagged a munter

she realised women kickers don't hit as stong as men, so it's dumb to just randomly jump early, she waited for it and saved it

>t. zoomer that never saw hope solo play

phil neville would batter you monkeys

argentina made 27 passes in 36 minutes wtf?

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Who’s the slag with the fake eyelashes?

is this loss?
kek

Choose your waifu. For me its number 10 Argentina

Scottish tory leader

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>I'd like to look like maise me

scottish conservative politicians
so an absolute nobody

cumetti

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I saw a belly button lads

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I hate women.

I thought we were supposed to be good...

That's what you'd call a false 9

Like a team of Agbonlahors

a quick google search doesn't tell you the half of it mate
purple aki is the boogeyman of the north west

Greenwood?

Why Argie women so shit at soccer

so you don't like having your muscles squeezed?

It's one of the weakest teams in the cup, even passing sideways is risky

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>throwing up the Vs whilst taking it
>celebrating almost immediately before realising it was saved

KEK

prove it

imagine banini sucking off messi

pls no bully ;_;

I only saw hope solos asshole

Scott always looks like she's about to lose her shit

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Based

I see you've been paying attention.

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where is he living now, last place i heard was eccles?

>englel

As if men are any better.

Good goalie .... for a girl

>england missing all of these chances
you just know this is going to finish 1-0 argentina from a counter attack

what does booby milk taste like?

Holy shit that goalkeeper

would u rather be Mohammed Salah or Tony Blair? (explain why)

female football here became a """pro""" (they make half a minimum wage) sport 3 or 4 months ago, they are just starting to get into the sport

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT

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Women's soccer is neglected here
The players are barely professional. I remember there was some lawsuit that led to a woman getting a professional contract, but women's soccer gets so little coverage here that I don't know the player or why the lawsuit was happening.

>all these crafty set pieces that Phil want to meme with

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ya ma's bedroom

wtf happened to her arm

It's almost like they don't want to win.

Stop complementing women.

Yes

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>tfw only just realised we're the red team

so we're actually doing alright

she has a stump for a right arm?

Argie goalie MVP

>Gangly frame

much sweeter than you'd expect`

wtf what happened to her arm

no idea mate but he's banned from entering a few towns innit

Have sex incel

Just score already ffs

>inb4 another cheeky 0-0 win for Argentina

For me, its Estefenia Banini

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This duel to the death is brought to you by Tampax: blood on your cleats not on your bedsheets, Tampax

nah, sooner or later the ref is going to get fed up and send one of the argentina players off so that england can end it

Tony blair
becuase THINGS can only get better

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>hope solo
who?

>Panini
>Mead
Starting to get hungry.

England literally can't score against Argentina lmao

The will of the gods is clear

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I’m complementing u’re mum’s fanny with my BBC

my brothers wife was sleeping in my apartment with their son once. I took the wrong bottle. Was a bit sweeter would drink again

Correa better than any male Argentina goalkeeper in history

are you guys like watching this a minute later or something???

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She is already my waifu. Fuck off mutt

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Do some squats for me lad. Let me feel those quads

my mam is scrawny, certainly not his type

where do babies come from?

Argentina is going to score 2 goals before halftime.

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>one of the taller GK's here
>6ft

THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
ARGIES KEEP ON SEETHING
POSTING THEIR BUTTHURT
DOESN'T STOP ME MEMEING

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>Argentina 48% pass completion
You're accused of misogyny if you call this out for the pub team level shit that it is

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>MVP
cringe americanised basketball mong

>this is your average british woman

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A stork delivers them

Han's kid.

It's coming home lads ?

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Mutt for mutt, cumskin

stork

it feels like when you're constipated and do a really fat and hard shit except it's constantly moving in and out of your butthole

they make them in a massive factory in wolverhampton

Is Correa gonna be ready for the Copa?

Jamaica's goalkeeper saved a pen also. Was pretty decent. Tbh she was Jam's best player, shame she was getting swamped the whole game.

youtube.com/watch?v=vS27qMPaDdY

the hospital

Based chainsmoker

>it's a your team dominates but the rival's gk is suddenly Lev Yashin episode
sucks huh?

I turned off the stream after the penalty kick
are we even taking shots at all?

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kek

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Pretty much

fox broadcast is a bit behind. based telemundo isn't

she has that JUST face

Arby's mascot.

SOMEONE WEBM THAT THROW, HOLY SHIT THE STATE OF IT.

>Female commentators

out yer mums arsehole, m8

is that why they are all brown?

i think it is the girfriend of harison ford in star wars

got a bit of a boner situation lads not gonna lie haha

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Any slags in this England team lads?

NOOOOO LEAVE HER ALONE FAGGOT SHE IS MY WAIFU STOP COMPLIMENTING HER RETARD

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If 'home' is the USA then yes.

looks like she'll give you a good old cheeky finger

mommy puts her female penis in daddy's boipucci and then the baby is picked up from the hospital.

Argentina, while good defensively, have been lacking in attack. They need a good team talk at half time

wonder if they need a dedicated ""physio"" exclusively for helping players stretch out cramp haha

that's what halftime is for

Hop, England, Hop! Let the lion not in his shirt stand! Hop, England, Hop!

anyone else have dreams where they fuck their mum haha lol just a thought

Just like the simulations

Fake eyelashes girl is a total slag.

Argentina will crumble after half-time.

>Argentina just spent 1 minute 24 seconds taking a throw in
There must be something that can be done about these 3rd world countries trying to harm the sport like this.

greenwood definitely

T. Freud

This.

which one are you Yea Forums

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I’m sure a good chat will transfer them from amateur players to professionals

Are the Argentina players even professional?

I think I caught herpes from this girl at Benicassim

i hope posh spice makes a tour apperance

Juif

She looks like a whore

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WHAT A FOOKIN SNOOZE

Bravo is cuter

For me, it's Agustina Barroso

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ok, but how do you think this match will go?

SLAGS

Post half time manslags

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Entertaining game so far, but SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS INGURLAND

think my cousin could make it on the england team?

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england players getting frustrated already

This ref is a joke. She needs to open her eyes

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There is 25 women on that field, we should be ecstatic that anything happens without a committee vote.

I literally dreamt Sadam Hussein was still alive and living in the Netherlands. He was watching a guy shoot himself in the face on tv all day. He also had some people tied in the back yard. And he was wearing his military uniform.

Are they announcing bookings in the stadum?

migrate to the love island general

I think it is safe to say that the falklands thing did not happen.
Look at this performance.

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I'd do her, 2bh

So do i fuck my friends girl anons? She invited me to a soccer game while my friend is playing in his band. Just the two of us and she has been getting too friendly lately

Lads, 2nd half or love island?

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I want to marry Alex Scott.

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>I literally dreamt Sadam Hussein was still alive and living in the Netherlands. He was watching a guy shoot himself in the face on tv all day. He also had some people tied in the back yard. And he was wearing his military uniform.
Hahahahahahahahahah kanker gebaseerd ouwe

HALFTIME FAPTIME

I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE WINNING 0-0 AGAINST ENGLEL

VAMO VAMO ARGENTINA VAMO VAMO

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gonna need to see the physical attributes of this young athlete

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you ever tried domestos

>watching love island

You're what's wrong with society.

Second half you fucking bender

Milk truck

halftime traps

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>There is 25 women on that field, we should be ecstatic that anything happens without a committee vote.
That's why nothing's happened, brainlet.

I'm going to make some tea. You lads need anything?

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Not if he’s really your friend

no, they're part time cashiers
shamefur dispray bongs

depends, who's on babestation tonight?

never do that unless he's a cunt

oof, female Jermaine jeans on the analyst desk

>the meat of her foot
This commentator definitely posts here

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Halftime /span/

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Grab us a Cornetto from the freezer

Absolutely not. You get nudes as evidence, and you show these to your friend. Stick with the bro and he'll stick with you for life.

Hardly
San Lorenzo became the first club to have a professional women's team this year

Obviously /lig/

You’re not seriously watching this

>iphone 3
I wanna go back

Already switched over to Sheppard Smith. It's not him though, it's the drunk guy in LA.

Kill yourself

Bring me a rolling rock

Solero please mate

i watched her on chaturbate once and she started crying midway through

If you can't beat a team that took 2 mins to throw in you might as well start forgetting about winning the cup

/lig/ is quite comfy desu

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No

she has self respect, isn't just some slag

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for me it’s #15

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peanut butter on toast, pls

It's harder to find a good friend than it is to find pussy, so you have to weigh up whether it's worth it

roll

Imagine being such a virgin you don’t indulge in love island

I'm watching Love Island with my gf.

She looks like she fucks black guys

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>end pwoducts in deh areahs

i hate her fucking accent so much

what's love island brits?

who /box/ here? who you got?

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the best tranny metldown i watched live was cassie brooks

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Where's the amateur/pro cutoff? Just getting paid? They're as professional as the rec league team that gets sponsored by the neighborhood's drugstore.

what the world thinks about argie girls???

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Where are the half time slags?!?!?

Redpill me on Love Island, apparently, one of our networks acquired rights to broadcast it and have been shilling the fuck out of it

/our girl
youtube.com/watch?v=7k3tHaX1tys

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i want a cute argie gf who is into falklands roleplay whilst i treat her fanny like the belgrano

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we'll see m8

>She looks like she fucks black guys
Post a woman who doesn't

Done 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 11 12 13 14 15 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 26 27 28 29 and 30

gonna be a 0-0 for sure

degenerate Yea Forums

WHAT THE FUCK DEN DOLDER, NOT AGAIN!

me on the back

Bongs my first attempt making Yorkshire puddings in your honor

Do they look shit?

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quick rundown?

great britain's countries cannot into football

cringe reality tv programme full of fake instagram influencer types for braindead normies

Hahahaha they just showed a classic middle of the net women's football goal from Japan

thats how you take a penalty
take notes england

Being full-time

Armani penalty saves: 0
??? penalty saves: 1
not an opinion

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new law this year to promote female football, 8 players from each club in the first division get paid with federation money, but they get paid less than the minium wage so 100% of them have day jobs

Have sex

I feel sorry for Argentinian men.

But he talks to me about threesomes with two guys on her girl or two girls for him

dumb and also stupid

Where in the fuck does the gravy sit ? utter shite

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where does she stream?

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I'll try as many as you need me to if it ends up with you getting it right, user

look good
would scoff with a roast

want to put my willy in them
not because they're argie but because they're female

...

I love the accent desu

This is a semen slurping match. England need to fucking train their players to shoot for fuck sake.

Decent first try
>Do they look shit?
Yes

Message for all the argenchinos itt:
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have sex

shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid
you're probably one of those beta orbiters like 190 that watches it to use as a conversation topic with birds

cute/10

Would wipe the gravy off my plate with one, but they might be soggy

I like them slightly under-cooked and chewy 2bh

Social media is great because if you made it mandatory for every woman on earth to have a easily available bikini shot of them and most having a nude, you would start world war 3, but by making it fun, you realize the dream.

For me its 4

what does girls hair smell like?

They look like they fuck black guys.

would inpregnate #5 twice/10

For me, it's greenwood

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*walks into the dressing room*

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visually, they look fucking shite
it's completely possible that they do still taste good but seeing as you're a yank it's not very likely

cutie at the back in the middle in the pink top for me

Hate tennis, lads

reeeee fucking var

fucking argie scum, don't you dare to touch lucy ever again, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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reminder that this is the real 190kg

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Depends on the race. Nigger hair smells like shit.
White hair smells like nigger cum

Fruity or floral shampoo, usually.
Occasionally cigarettes and vomit.

doing warm up runs on the pitch
budum-tshq

Fuck off tennis is based.

PL fans are gonna despise it by November, calling it now

You're a wide guy

Ooooooooooh

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what do you think about swedish girls?

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For me it's Santana

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I would enjoy eating them, and if you like them then definitely give it another go, but really they should be a dish for gravy in the middle.

i swear, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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they big

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Big tits dont count if your fat

>another semen slurping fest brought to you by soccer

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>Half time interview with the manager
What? Why is he not in the dressing room?

>tranny breaks up with her bf
>get pissed up and possible drugged up
>goes on cam crying her back out and freaking out
>starts calling everyone faggots and jews
>fucks her arse with a dildo
>dildo ends up covered in shit
>Yea Forums starts calling her mentally ill
>falls asleep on cam
>gets banned
few months later it turns out she transitioned back into a man

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I want to make farting sounds with my mouth on their thighs

I will fuck off, thank you.

Cringe but somehow funny

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Beautiful but insufferable

Agüero/10

For some reason, I thought they'd be fitter.

>BBC interviewing Neville at half time

Wtf is this Mickey Mouse bullshit

imagine? haha

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do the various countries of latin america have distinct accents that are distinguishable for you? all sound the same to me

Liverpool fan detected.

Would fuck all of them for hours m8

How old are these btw? They look a bit young haha

as a mixed guy they loved me when i went to stockholm

turned it off as soon as i heard vile foreign language

My mom is 56 nigga

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because the dressing room is for women?

see but swap the word argie for swedish

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currently having a chicken korma for my din dins

It was meant for the argenchinos. Not for you.

MOMMY

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answer the question

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I'd let them invade my Sovereign land then fuck them into surrender if you catch my drift

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He's the gaffer though? What, next you're gonna tell me he doesn't shower with them post game?

Technically yes, but most of them don't win more than 300us$/month

gibe

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so?

or are you some faggot zoomer who thinks any woman over 30 is unfuckable?

Based

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god, I hate this motherfuckers waiting to give offside so fucking much. It was cleaez fucking have some balls and give it already cocksucker

How much do you pay for rent?

I chuckled. Real talk they probably have been in sports bras around him.

for some reason, my brain decided to read 'argenchinos' as 'anglophones'

no idea how that happened, i'm fucking scared

Can we stop sexualising the players and just talk about the football please. Thanks

would you let your gf play football? personally I wouldn't allow it

Reminder that they are more butthurt about this than we are about the death of our people.
Kek, I can not express this enough, Englul, it will never come home

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I would breed...most of them

Every now and then, I see college girls that suffer greatly from the "good body but horseface" syndrome. Would fug with the lights off though

but muh var

Like masturbating but your hand in numb and you got cocoa butter on ya hand

Of course. Even within their countries. But it usually happens when you heard foreign languages; I wouldn't be probably able to distinguish English accents. I mean, I know people from Manchester, Norwich and Newcastle for example have different accents but they all sound the same gibberish to me

im never going to have sex lads

She's bleeding. I thought she had to go off if she was bleeding?

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if i visit argentina, will the girls be interested in a english lad or will the locals hate me because of the falklands?

why would you want to

Isn't it dangerous to play with long nails?

Correa is bretty gud tbqh

I thought Paris were in France?

Sex is overrated just masturbate until we have affordable sex bots

based goalie

Argie goalie is having a blinder

MISSY MISSY MISSY

Karen a cute
A CUTE

Remember when you thought you could invade British Sovereign soil and got absolutely slaughtered?

>saved by GK again
kek, come on England. Also, the ref I thought was a man.

I see paris, i see france, i see user's underpants

Idk how much in Buenos Aires but where i live is about 250us$ something cheap and 300us$ the average, so lets say it's about 400us$ the rent in BsAs

Nothing's getting past Correa today

i dont care about sex, i just want a gf

If she did I'd move onto another

exactly, women are horrible

This World Cup is curing my Yellow Fever like you would not believe.

JUST
PAY
FOR
IT

texas mate

fucking hell this GK is solid

>in the shower after a long week
>decide to sit down and relax
>decide to play with my ass a bit, get something up there
>enjoying myself for 2-3 minutes
>hear a dog yelping and a bit of shuffling
>next thing someone has used the emergency latch to unlock the door from outside
>peak my head around the shower curtain
>it's my dad and he's let himself into my house halfway around walking the dog because he needs a piss

WHAT THE FUCK?????

He didn't see anything but he castigated me for wasting my own hot water, wtf lel

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and if you heard a south american speak, you could straight away say that's a paraguayan or that's a bolivian?
cause even with australian/new zealand/ south african i can get mixed up with sometimes

Who the fuck is this Argie keeper?

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Then statistically a large number of them would be benched this month if you know what I am hinting at

Pathetic finish

Extra ironing for her

Actually just saw the back of their head, has male pattern bald spot... so... is it?

Greenwood is too vain for sports, she didn't react well to getting hit in the face

ERA

>if i visit argentina, will the girls be interested in a english lad
only if you're handsome
>will the locals hate me because of the falklands?
only if you start talking about it

thanks, just added cocoa butter on my groceries list

I thought this when I saw Dumfries playing for Holland even though it's a town in Scotland

Just lower your standards bro

Need a wider area for the puds to rise to create the dome effect, like pic.

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Get Thatcher out there

Based.

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What football? This is the women's world cup.

i hate women

when you say britain here people think of rolling stones and not the falklands

Remember this?

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>girl doesn’t like getting hit in the face
Shocker

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FUCKING HELL GONNA KILL MY SELF

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Based thanks user will attempt again

Horrendous reality shit that is inexplicably popular. Preening Instagram types hang out on an island and possibly fuck each other, but never fuck you so what's the point? It's also been in the news a bit because two separate contestants both committed suicide a few months after appearing on it.

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Caused by high Test. Probs on roids

wish my dad was still alive

As in everywhere, as long as you're average or above average looking you'll manage to get at least one cute, since the exotic/different attracs

argie player called her pelotuda lol

white bois can't jump

>fly on the camera

what a shithole france is ffs

What does that mean?

Who here would fuck Correa? (or get fucked by, rather)

>only if you're handsome
i'm alright looking, about average but i'm working class with a northern accent lol
>only if you start talking about it
i don't think i'd be able to help myself after a few drinks
i met an argie tourist in london before whilst very drunk and bantered about the falklands and he got a bit upset hahaha

What is that

No I wasn't alive Boomer lol

remember all those moths in the euros?

What does it mean?

well done

>It's also been in the news a bit because two separate contestants both committed suicide a few months after appearing on it.
lol

just tuned in
why is robot wars man talking about the war

You just know

Means cutie

Dumbass

gonna crack some eggs, how many you want?

based
yeah i know that mate i'm not thick
but with certain people it can be a positive, others a negative depending on their opinion of britain

imagine living in a country that doesn't have search engines

She's on her rag

like "cunt" for australians, depending on the context it can be an insult or just "mate"

imagine if women couldn't vote

all of them

We are an eco-friendly country fuck off

>refs get every decision wrong again
Something is very fishy with this tournament.

600

Argentine is so shit

he loves all wars not just robot ones

Six, please

>englel

England, you aren't supposed to shoot directly at the keeper.

Correa is elite

Have you been out picking up drunk girls again?

no need to be rude, he was just asking

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Their vaginas

kirby cute

>Something is very fishy with this tournament.
yes, the smell hahaha

just a general insult like dumbass or asshole

England have improved a lot. Is Neville competent?

Lose weight if you want to reply to my post
20 for the GAINZ

Nobody should vote. We should live in an absolute monarchy under the enlightened reign of the true king of Great Britain, Francis I of House Bavaria.

c'moooon Engerland.
skooooar sam fackin' gooooools.

Little Phil wants to be like ChadGate so bad lol

that's a lot of eggs user, are you sure?

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threatens to shag them

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he is honouring a dead friend. show some respect

I'll reply to your ass with my dick, faggot.

I think if the Falklands didn't exist then British and Argentinian people would have a good relationship, you lot are pretty based desu

1. camon englasses scoar sum goawls
2. new thread needed

COME ON ENGLAND.

based fitbro

Thank fucking christ

Goal lads

GET THE FUCK IN LADS
IT'S COMING HOME
OUR FUCKING BRAVE LIONESSES
GET FUCKED YOU ARGIE CUNTS

>0-0 against a team of part-timers
>until just now oh fuck
>but anyway
No

Southgate is shit

FUCK

imagine being Phil Neville being in the dressing room at half time lol

G'WAN YOU SLAGS

and as if by magic they get one

JODIE MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU

Sweaty goal

SOM FINNA

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yes

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ABSOLUTE TAP-IN

took long enough desu

YAS

Shit

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Based Neville telling her we could have had 4 if they had passed to the one who crossed then more

GOAL!!!!!!!! GET FUCKED ARGIES.

>stream lags
>1-0

fuck you foxsports

The Argies natural place as English whipping boy.

somebody make a new thread

1-0!

THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
ARGIES KEEP ON SEETHING
POSTING THEIR BUTTHURT
DOESN'T STOP ME MEMEING

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

feel bad for Correa desu ne

IT'S

These English gals are so uncouth. Is this common for all British girls?

GUWONN GELS LESS AV ANAVVA WAN

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>Taylor actually scores
Fucking hell, how long as it been? Tap in or not but fuck me. She's literally a top scorer in multiple leagues and only just scored.

gonna need a new thread

They have fucked us over at least twice in (men's) World Cups. They're almost as bad as Germany. We've fought more wars against Scotland but we don't mind playing them because they don't cheat.

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It depends, I am usually able to to it but sometimes it's quite hard. For me, the most difficult to distinguish are Argies (from Buenos Aires) and Uruguayans.

THE FALKLANDS ARE OURS
THE FALKLANDS ARE OOOOOOUUUUURRRRSSSSS
WE SANK THE BELGRANO
THE FALKLANDS ARE OURS

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yeah i'm surprised she didn't spread her knickers ansd piss on the field in celebration

dubs and argentina scores 1-1

No. Private school girls are usually prim and proper until they turn 14 then turn into gigasluts or double down. Norf Chav lasses are sluts from 11 on wards.

It's over
Reminder that football isn't a women's sport, field hockey is
Our men nt would btfo England, no brainer

>Argies (from Buenos Aires) and Uruguayans.
literally no difference

we don't care about this, so whatever
give me your (You)s

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finally
honestly gratz!

can't say I have ever met a sexually promiscuous english girl

England should invade Argentina again, just to lift the national mood

That would be disgusting and probably quite smelly haha

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Top notch banter

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I played hockey (field hockey, we call it hockey here, since we invented both versions) and it's fun. I'd have played ice hockey if my local town had an ice rink.

Shlags FC for the win

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qt rater live

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48642840

This really is the Falklands all over again.

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Cancerous retards

please rate leah williamson and estefania banini highly

erm, like 99% of them are.

Excellent play by Mead

imagine being Argentinian lol

Ireland is closer, plus it would sort out that Brexit backstop business.

>Our men nt would btfo England
maybe the england women team, but it'd be pretty close

Mead and Greenwood feat. Mike Adriano

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England is our father

Unironically this. Bought a hooker and regretted it

kopped off with a slag once who randomly started having a piss when we were having a cig outside.
i stood there shielding the view of her while her pissed streamed between my legs

Dropped a 10 for Kirby, expect you do the same lads

why are you so mad fren?

id rather be torn apart by wolves

We should invade both.

NOOOOOOOOO BANINI STAY ON THE FIELD PLEASEEEE

P-please tell me more

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It's not that different from being English.

Based

Irish shits shouldn’t pretend they’re a seperate country

>Spain invades Gibraltar
>politicans use it to justify Brexit

just fuck a friend
tell her you won't tell anyone, works everytime, no hassle

NEW

Work 9 to 5.
Come home and complain while watching Eastenders or Corrie
Spend weekend at pub watching footie
Every once in while go to a different country on holiday and trash it up

Just give the island of Ireland to Argentina. Simple as.

Luv it

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>Scott
>Lanklets who can’t head

Jill Scott looks like ayy lmao

we didn't invade argentina (well not in 1982 anyway) we just retook our own rightful british clay

they were they ones that illegally invaded us

>Greenwoods tanned legs

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don't have any female friends

>the manager isn't allowed in the dressing room

What about her lashes? Got to skank it up for a game, I guess.

no we should sacrifice NI to the EU in exchange for a favourable trade deal
and if the snap election was never called and the tories didn't end up cucked by the DUP, then this would have already happened

If he were alpha he'd march in anyway

we should have though - argies rioted real bad since argie media claimed they were winning the war throughout then all of a sudden they had to announce surrender

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bruh

LMAO and they said Englel was one of the favorites
they are going out in the ro16

who should we vote in the QT rater?

>Voting for BBC Brap of the match is still live
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48642840
Strong contenders from Mead, Taylor and Greenwood. But I think my 10 is going to Lucy Bronze.

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PRIMAL

They are. It's just the other favourites are USA, France, Japan and Germany in front of them and the likes of Canada and Brazil as the dark horses. England won't win but we already know that. It's like you're living in another world Pierre.