/trans/ Modern Masterpieces Edition

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>keeping client away from PSG and barca

Sounds smart to me

15th for Love Island

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traps are not gay CONFIRMED

unless you're a woman sucking dick

Any updates on the Gomes to Being My Big Spoon situation?

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Just watched the new Men In Black. It's cack

*Humans in Black

fuck you

>one hundred thousand
>couldn't even reach Liverpool One with their crowd
lol

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>At Everton match last season
>Gomes on the ball
>Makes a dribble through the middle of the park
>Some 40 year old geezer behind me gets up and shouts "GO ON YOU SEXY BASTARD!!"
Gomes is a treasure

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Should I wait when Chelsea's latest striker is missing chances and Chelsea are 14th to complain?

>CAM AN U SEXI BASTARD

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And then you booed him off the pitch

Yes, because there is at least three clubs below you in 'fucked' ability.

>Streller stepping down as Basel's director of football
YB threepeat incoming

Literally never booed an Everton player off the pitch bar Ashley Williams once he transformed into a parasite on the club

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Funny how no Everton fan ever owns up to it yet its seen and heard every year about 15 times

>the never ending collapse of Joe Fart's career

When is Wan-Bissaka due back from AFCOON?

What, am I supposed to take the blame for something I don't do? I even clapped Pickford off the pitch after the 6-2 to Tottenham because I believed in him.

Did Pep expose Joe Hart for the fraud he is? Was Hart ever good? I don't think so

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>liverpool fan claiming others dont own up to shitty business

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Just an observation lad, pls dont boo my post

BOOOOOOOO

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A bit of both, I think. He was never as good as his reputation, but he wasn't as bad as he's been since he got binned by Man City. I think Guardiola broke him.

How good is Longshaft?
he looks like phil jones and Im scared

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Longshaft has the name one of those players who people remember only for their name.

He's the next McTominay

He was cursed by the ball boy he screamed at years ago. No one's really sure how to break it

>hijack a Lazio poll
possible silly question but when the fuck are Liverpool fans gonna get jobs, lads?

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based

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>2018

Obsession

I scheduled that post over a year ago

Rate my progress lads

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>Liverpool fans
>Getting jobs

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What? Lucas Leiva has been Lazio's most important player for the past few seasons, Immobile and Sergej are too unreliable, and Correa is now better than Alberto

Nice 5 o'clock shadow

hush now

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Literally just a wig

>thatsthejoke.jpg

As good as Robertson and Maguire when they were at Hull.

england playing well but struggling to make a breakthough
fear this is becoming a bit of a running theme

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Why don't /trans/ lads just get laser hair removal on their beards and chests

6 times

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he needs to get a dog and show the world its just a misconception muslims hate dogs

times

>Kane
And that, folks, is why he's the captain.

is that list real?

Too many brexit mongs in the team

It's a meme

Ummm sweaty

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fuck pitbulls desu

this is so silly
how did they get to this?
muslism used to love dogs, they cleaned their cities

i doubt many, if any, actually voted

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That’s a pit bull, fuck that

Allah and Mohahmad both loved dogs

dogs are fine but don't let them near your (white) gfs

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really makes you think, don't it
no, fuck you

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FUCKING STUBBLE

not very, he had a bit of hype behind him purely because he came from the academy and is a geordie
McTominay is a decent comparison as the other user said
I say this as a newcastle fan

Are dogs to Muslims like Hindus are to cows? Or is it a cultural fear or something.

both dogs

It is what it is innit

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i think they're just seen as dirty like pigs

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>muslism used to love dogs, they cleaned their cities
Really? I thought they liked cats because they clean themselves, bury their shit and kill pests. The Qu'ran is filled with weird commandments obsessed with cleanliness, that's why they hate dogs so much

they cleaned their cities
then sanitation technology improved and the dogs were wondering where the fuck all the garbag went? so they kicked the dogs out of the cities. since then the divide has only grown

stems from them being seem as dirty guessing it has to do with rabies and muslim letting dogs just run the place

You lads all watching Copa America and Gold Cup? I hope you're supporting Bermuda. Bermuda vs Haiti on 16th.

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Love Island is starting lads

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why not curacao

Yes if the time is right and not too late

fuck Salah and fuck islam

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mad how i couldn't give the slightest fuck about england men but i turn into a crazed nationalist loon when watching our girls

Stream: twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

>supporting Clogwog colonies over brave British colonies
When Bermuda go out, I'll switch to Canada, then T&T, then Jamaica then USA.

Give it time, your girls will soon disappoint you enough to make you jaded and apathetic.

peace brother

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Because, originally, women were these minor 'better than men' for the NT. Now they've been hyped up and bigged up and my love for them as plummeted when they've done poorly. Like they have now. The fact they cannot beat part timers is stupid as fuck.

There we go.

post the hottest Lioness or else

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Mashallah brother

The guy is amazing, he looks so shit but scores important goals.

ffs argentna's goalie is like the daughter of lev yashin or something

Fran Kirby is the cutest

This is wrong, Muhammad (pbuh) said that it’s fine to own dogs as long as they have a purpose, for example a sheep dog to protect the herd from predators, a guard dog to keep your property safe, a watch dog to alert you.

>slap a shitty wig on
>I'M A WOMAN

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massively overhyped and only looks good due to playing dross? I agree then.

guessing no transfer news now til monday then

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a stupid dog cos they're a constant source of hilarity?

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we could do with more principled politicians like chuka

Based Lucas, god rewarded him with a Hat-trick, then punished Tottenham for dropping him for the final

The transfertrain will surely start rolling once Juve announce Sarri

Hey recognize that man on the right

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>another save by the Argie GK
For goodness sake. Take off fucking Taylor. She's playing awful. She is like the Andy Cole of women's. Top quality for clubs, shit for national.

oh you have to stick that away jodie!

haha lads I'm on a date right now and she's at the bar buying us drinks

fucking baller lads

give her one from me mate

Transfers won't happen until post Copa America. Gold Cup and AfCon are minor things but they might delay it too.

Pics or didn't happen, nonce.

The Robbie Keane of politics

do you think she has a big cock?

Who’s the Roy?

dogs are considered unclean and can't live in the house but muslims can own dogs not as pets but as "tools" they have to live outside the house

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kek

Curly tops

Ask for updates in the Javi Martinez situation

I WAS WRONG TAYLOR I WAS WRONG.

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Did you go to the carvery first la?

Not sure how far a ‘purpose’ can be taken, originally dogs were banned from ownership but after seeing farmers struggle against predators and caravans being looted Muhammad went back on it and said it may be permitted, just not sure how far it can be take, I suppose you could argue that it’s purpose is entertainment and potentially a source of income?

dat ball from alex greenwood
andy robertson-esque

Does she rate Rashford?

just at bar on a date. guy smells a little.
got my bff ready to call me at half past to save me

thoughts on this normie meme?

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Just shows you're in a bar, not with a woman you UTTER CAWK.

both were literally forgotten about immediately.

Down the pub lads, there's two weirdos in the corner on their phones not making eye contact at all, one of them is clearly a bloke in drag

Average /trans/ posters by the sounds of it

Love techno!
Hate ______s!

>a bloke in drag
excuse me we're all /trans/ here

>wow, these two money teams won things! shocking!
give me another lecister win again rather than 'le we didn't spend £600m in 5 years n-n-netspend la' retards gibbering in whilst oil tycoon wins yet another thing after another cheating £500m

seriously though lad, i hope you're spaffing on her tummy tonight
gotta support our /trans/ lads in the dating scene

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chvrches

90's ska.

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>it's a Scott fucks up a free header episode
FUCK OFF.

Death metal

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transfers

just fucked this bird in a bar, lads. she dragged me into the toilet. I blew my bugle and she immediately left saying she had to get back to her date who was still probably busy on his phone

jill scott's my girl, but she's got to be burying that one

>it's an user living a NTR fantasy on fucking /trans/
nonce

>you now remember when Ashley Williams was good

This oestregen therapy has got me so horny lads, dragged this random fat weeb into a toilet and let him fuck me in the arse. Couldn't even feel his soft 2 incher but I'm just glad he didn't notice mine

not sure i do tbqh

but my spanners live in my house

He was good in his first season for Everton but he fell off the wagon hard and became a walking liability, and kept getting stupid red cards too, so I'm glad he's gone.

ah yes friday night on /trans/ and everyone's a bit pissed and belligerent

bit gay

you should marry

I wish I was drunk but drinking alone sucks

Nah it doesn't

>forgetting when he was STAR MAN at Swansea

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???

Fucked a tranny here in Colombia, they were

Literally don’t even regret it

>tfw most female contact I've had was being slapped by a stripper

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What did you do?

my favourite ashley williams at swansea moment was when he tried to get on to the leicester team coach to kill mahrez

it does

then I just wake up thirsty, bloated with diarrhea

>prime joe "welsh xavi" allen
>prime leon "english xavi" britton
>prime "spanish raul" michu
what a team

Drink more water

How come Colombian trannies all have such massive wangs?

Boring window.

gundogan - rakitic swap no cash
uhihf (u heard it here first)

>prime Brendão Rodginho

honestly fuck jonathan pearce, i'm muting these games from now on
the bloke is a boring old bore

imagine hiring a tranny escort and not being able to get hard because she has a bigger dick than you
haha

was very drunk in playa de las americas
in some bar some stripper would not fuck off from offering us a dance for 40 euros
in my drunken genius, I decided to try and convince her that I was gay so she'd stop pestering me so I say "I suck dick" to her
she hears it as "you suck dick" and she slapped me

>swap deal
When was the last time one of these happened, aside from BOSS ?

>tfw got to hand holding, waist holding and dancing with multiple girls, even felt a girls tits and got flashed, but still kissless and sexless
I suppose I should be grateful for what I got

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is that a problem? couldn't you let her shag you?

>she
Awful post. Grim state of /trans/ if this is the kind of ''''people'''' we have in our comfy place. /trans/ is a JPPP (Jonathan Pearce Posse Place).

Well, the advantage there is you don't need to get hard.

that's complete bullshit but I believe it

>hiring a tranny with a smaller dick than you
literally why
might as well just go for the less bent option

As if I'm going to let a tranny fuck me, I'm not gay

Idk desu, their dick was smaller than mine but I’m pretty well hung, their ass was huge tho

he's absolutely unbearable. i liked his failure to understand goaline technology at the 2014 world cup though

They happen pretty frequently, they're just rarely presented directly as swaps. It's often one player going to a better club, then that club getting a cast off from the buying club as a replacement.

How could you think so lowly about the man who was the voice of Robot Wars

obvious samefag

clive tyldesley and andy townsend commentating robot wars would have been infinitely better and you know it

I like it

>'e's in and around the flaming pit

>England
>Possession: 75%
>Shots: 17
>Shots On Target: 7

>Argentina
>Possession: 25%
>Shots: 2
>Shots On Target: 1

Grim if we face USA.

he should stick to robot wars, he's actually good at that

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>he's almost flipped that one too well clive

I can't think of any other examples

>Andy Townsend

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>on n'e otha day, e's going into tha pit

that doesn't mean they don't happen fairly regularly

might make a snack of some sort

Ramos to Dortmund, with Schieber going the other way in the same window, Zakaria to BMG with Sow going to YB, Hummels going to Bayern and Goetze and Rode moving to Dortmund

that's the opposite way I thought that would work

Hasn't that been binned again?

This would be such a great transfer.

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always quite liked andy townsend 2bh, clive is appalling without him

...

Remember lads, to make your memes!

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i'm assuming that it has, without craig charles it's pointless anyway

For me its Peter Drury

He's an instant mute for me, he was Michael Owen before Michael Owen began commentating.

townsend is dogshit but in a way that i find entertaining, and like you say "clive" is even worse without him

When I hear his name all I can think of is the Tactics Truck.

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does Owen still commentate? The most hilarious are always Savage.

Responsible for some of the most embarrassing commentary known to mankind

Can you make something for me as well?

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drury is obviously the best active commentator
great passion, occasionally poetic turn of phrase no obvious biases a la martin tyler

as an aside... anyone else getting loads of failed captchas recently, i'm getting two or three failures every time over the past couple of days

youtube.com/watch?v=JlOv6IzN1pY

PUT YOUR ASS IN THE AIR

PUT YOUR ASS UP IN THE AIR

PUT YOUR ASS IN THE AIR

PUT YOUR ASS UP IN THE AIR

PUT YOUR ASS IN THE AIR

PUT YOUR ASS UP IN THE AIR

PUT YOUR ASS IN THE AIR

MOVE AROUND LIKE YOU DON'T CARE

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He's on BT Sports' team, right?

>HipChips
Those are bloody crisps. We invented the fucking things. They're CRISPS.

PUT GIRAFFES IN THE AIR

PUT GIRAFFES UP IN THE AIR

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There's a man who samples his own merchandise

-------------Kane----Son
--------------------Alli
-------Lo Celso----Sissoko
--------------NDombele
Rose------Jan------Toby---Not Trippier
------------------Lloris

not gonna lie, perfect snack. can't wait for uber eats to deliver it to my place right before a ligue 1 uber eats game

>Not Trippier
Spurs fucked up by not at least trying for Mbabu

>getting ripped apart defensively in every area of the pitch

Newcastle fucked up for letting him go in the first place.

youtube.com/watch?v=w91aGUsDcdM
ass n titties

Do what you love and what you know and you'll neither be unhappy nor out of pocket.

For sure. Though I guess there's no telling if he'd become the same player without the step back to YB. Which is something they've started to excel at.

>

youtube.com/watch?v=qXND_jK6_H4

git gud scrub

>ligue 1 uber eats

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based jean pierre

youtube.com/watch?v=ldTtAURFwSg

True but, how many times have players been 'let go' to lower levels and haven't made it? Vela, where art thou? Giovani dos Santos? Who was that superstar kid who played for Chile in one of the FM's... Cola-Cola or something. Was all hyped up before the media went full internet?

Rose is Remain, Hendo is Leave. Wilson backs single market access but no freedom of movement.

>tfw we'll never have the triple swap again
>Batshuayi - Aubameyang - Giroud

>The Liverpool manager would be willing to let the Egyptian go if it lands him the Lille star

>Jurgen Klopp would be willing to sacrifice Mohamed Salah if it meant landing Lille forward Nicolas Pepe, according to le10sport.

>Pepe has been subject of a transfer offer from Liverpool, but has yet to convince Lille, who also have two other offers for the forward.

>However, Klopp wants the player and due to an increasingly complicated relationship with Salah, would be willing to see the Egyptian sold if it allows the Reds to land Pepe.

Does Klopp really have an issue with Salah? Just rumors right?

Have this ghetto tech song I almost can remember and it's annoying the fuck out of me

yeah, i've not heard anything like that from liverpool media

Literally some random excrement.

Clickbait my friend. You can only really trust Don Balon.

cant believe salah is going lads, fuck sake

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Salah is going

Going NOWHERE that is

lmao

you dont win leagues with salah

Why is their relationship complicated?

Yeah, it really is clickbait

Salah is hardcore Muslim. Klopp is a hardcore Reformist Christian.

business idea: bring back sideburns

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salah isnt happy with klopp's bullying of mane and in a display of islamic solidarity is joining him in handing in a transfer request according to lesportdeubereats

/trans/ is a Christian nation

Describe it. Ghetto songs are muh pashun

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

do you reckon anyone will ever catch everton in the premier league all time own goals conceded table?

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Vardy looks proper shy on Gogglebox

>1. Everton

D E L E T
e
l
e
t

that's the thing I have the lyrics just out of reach and I just can't remember it. Think Ghosty used to play it while streaming

>Everton at the top of the league
Bigger than Liverpool la

>everton will inevitably win at anfield at some point in the next 40 years

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Based Bolton lad is trying

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based everton dominates these all time tables

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>1989

>tfw Liverpool haven't lost at Anfield in the league for over 3 seasons

surely they must have won a premier league in that time
it would be mad if they didnt

S I X T I M E S

even better mate, even better

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That's not the Premier League though.

Found it. Wasn't really ghetto tech and pretty shitty too but atleast I got it out youtube.com/watch?v=dmKwDaeC3nM

six premier league titles in three years?
hmm, might have to fact check this one

not the league cup either

Is being a deceiver a sport?

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Lads I'm not even joking we're in a different bar now and she's buying me a Becks as we speak

definitely getting a nosh tonight, I only live round the corner

Based cottage cheese poster

Proud of you lad

Go you

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>Ajax making all the big clubs forget about the Eredivisie meme
funniest storyline of the window

If Villa can sign Frank Sinclair's regen they'll be up there in no time

Why is she buying all the drinks?

Aurier RB, it’s a new LB Tottenham needs, Rose can’t cross or shoot and Davies can’t run

BEcause she's a figment of user's imagination

This year everyone gets an Alfonso Alves

How many drinks have you got in you lad? Just beers?

Apparently some Serie A and Bundesliga clubs are looking at Ademi

>Crystal Palace's English right-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 21, favours a move to Manchester United this summer. Palace value the defender at £70m
>Manchester City have been put off by Leicester's £90m valuation of England centre-back Harry Maguire, 26 and the proposed transfer has been put on hold.
lmao. the price just keeps rising for subpar players

Soon £100 million for Sessegnon

>NDombele as a CDM

You've never fucking seen him play.

>c*ampionship
I don't think so.

Pep didn’t believe in him and he lost all his confidence.. confidence is everything for a goal keeper

this, he’s so talented on the ball going forward.. never seen such touch from a young midfielder

If he wanted to start he'd have to go to one of the midtable ones, Sassuolo or Bremen or something like that

>watching mcdominoes ubereat leeg-uh

>MBABU SIGNED
Would be a pretty good headline

>difference between 3rd and 6th is 3 goals.
>difference between 1st and 3rd is 9 goals
This is pretty weird.

He could make an alright Kruse replacement desu, he's got the physical requirements at least. Really though he's mostly done well as a super sub so far, some players make a career of that.

There is this

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>what are outliers

Because:
1. Same League Tax
2. Under 24 Tax (being 23 or under means you don't have to be registered for the league iirc)
3. English Tax
4. Home Grown Tax
5. Rival Tax
There. Explained to you how a £25m-£30m player can become £70m.

Anyone watched the newest Refn-kino yet?
imdb.com/title/tt6517320/

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Anyone watching the /heem/ lads?

Ademi feels like a bit of a downgrade to Kruse (though admittedly, I have't watched a lot of Ademi)

Drive was a fluke. The opening scene is kino tho but that's 75% tick of the clock

No. Still can't fathom how that got popular on here.

Refn only makes trash.

>Drive was a fluke
the pusher trilogy is pretty good, the second in particular

fair enough

He would be realistically. But on the other hand, they only really got Kruse, because of previous antics, so it's unlikely they'll get a replacement who's as good. Ademi could always move back to Hoffenheim, actually play for the first team this time. I rate him desu, he could be making the Swiss squad in a couple of years if he makes the right next step.

Won't bother downloading it then

Orhan Ademi ?

It's literally just because teams dont want to sell their best players and risk relegation and losing all the TV shekels

PRÖÖÖÖÖH :DDD

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Kemal Ademi. He's on a free, since Xamax suck at contract negotiations, like they genuinely have 20 players whose contracts are running out.

>Jack Clarke to Tottenham for ~10m
Any legs on this one? Lad had a good spell from Dec-Jan, but never really recaptured that form for the rest of the season. Would be surprising to confirm big clubs are still interested

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>Hummels might return to Dortmund

Not sure what to think. He's clearly past it but I would still like to see him back.

The ubiquitous reds

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I live in Toronto, this city has been fucking mental since they won.

>winning the nba before winning the stan lee cup
wew

Thank god Toronto hasn't won a Cup in 50+ years. Society would break down, and good memes would end

Based

You just KNOW

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>36

>barklel
This is why you’ll forever be irrelevant

How many updates did wee georgie boy get this time

Leave Gazza alone

>some meme gook
No one cares. Barcelona had one chink in their juvenil squad and now he's rotting away in Serie A.

Morning, /trans/

nothing but snoozefest italian transfers today

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how are you celebrating mo's birthday /trans/

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I wont slag off Egypt just for today.

bacon sandwich

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why is he wearing that disgusting western clothing???

sadio too
games gone i tell ya

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damn, I can't buy white kids in my supermarket

>de gay

haha

By celebrating Victor Janssen's birthday

Any vicious rumours?

Soccer Aid tomorrow. That will be as exciting as ever.

>Mats "I'm leaving Dortmund to win trophies at Bayern" Hummels
Fuck him

if favre keeps playing a low backline I think he'd perform great.

190 said the other day that ITV keep asking him to be on that but he turns them down

Umm can we get some women's football transfer news please because that is the future of the game, thank you

And he's moved to Basel. Not necessarily a bad move, he's more or less guaranteed European football and is still young enough to move on in a few years.

It's odd though, even if Toprak leaves, they'd have 5 CBs in their squad, 6 if you count the fact Weigl is practically only getting playing time as a CB.

>Paul Pogba has ‘made it clear’ he wants to leave Manchester United to join Real Madrid this summer.(Marca)
>Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt’s girlfriend and her mother have been spotted searching for property in Paris. The 19-year-old Netherlands international has been linked with Paris Saint-Germain.(De Telegraaf)

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That's just one street, they toured the entire city.

The booing is all done by arl fellas who don't tend to frequent anime enthusiast image boards.

who is the most JUST lads?

>united
>glazers, woodward, pogba leaving, oles at the wheel, no CL, BOSS

>chelsea
hazard left, woman in charge, transfer banned, yet another manager out

>arsenal
kroenke wont spend any money and will never sell the club, AFTV, no CL, ramsey left for nothing and ozil is worthless and on 350k a week

Unironically can see everton or lester getting 4th

>Arsenal are preparing an offer for highly-rated Flamengo midfielder Reinier Jesus, 17, a Brazil Under-17 international

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chelsea are most fucked, then Arsenal. At least United has a chance to fix themselves

>Former Arsenal midfielder Edu, 41, currently the national team co-ordinator at the Brazilian football federation, is on the brink of a return to the club as technical director.

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It depends if Chelsea are transfer banned after the appeal. If so, Chelsea > Arsenal > United. That's in fucked. Arsenal are doomed because lack of funds to fix a situation. United at least will drop £500m if it keeps the fans buying.

>Hue
>Believing in gawd
>Posting cringe shit

welcome to arsenal

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GOAT-Prowse shows his superiority once again

Oh dear oh dear
Can get it done for far less than 20k

What a downfall.

>Lukaku
>only the greatest teams in the world are worthy of my greatness
>I am one of the best strikers in history
>signs for the 4th best team in a farmer's league

>Paul Pogba has ‘made it clear’ he wants to leave Manchester United to join Real Madrid this summer.

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He's black, he's got 'we wuz kangz' syndrome

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>Reports in the Netherlands claim Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt is set to join Paris Saint-Germain, after his girlfriend and her mother were spotted searching for property in Paris.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cSlsDHIzrxU

thoughts?

>Joao Cancelo could be heading to Man United this summer as part of Juventus’ plan to re-sign Paul Pogba.

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>Roma are reportedly eyeing a summer swoop for United flop Fred.

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>Wales Under-21 captain and ex-Man United ace Regan Poole has joined MK Dons.

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>Jose Mourinho’s defensive tactics ‘were never going to work’ at Man United – according to Usain Bolt.

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haha

he's literally a belgian Andy Caroll

Who asked him?

>Manchester United are winning the race to sign £70m Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes.

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>this guy spamming off-topic pictures with one transfer rumour at a time

>Despite being linked with Harry Maguire and Kalidou Koulibaly, United are reportedly prepared to go into next season without signing a new centre-back.

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>this autistic guy being annoyed about images and rumours

>Newcastle United midfielder Sean Longstaff has dropped the clearest hint yet he will snub interest form Manchester United.
SNUBCHESTER.

youtube.com/watch?v=FUBNPSY45uQ .

Is icardi really suing the team for bullying

> Icardi will point out numerous incidents of the previous campaign to justify his request which is likely to include removal of the captain's armband, no-call for an important fixture against Lazio on 31 March, isolation in the locker room and confrontation that failed the new contract negotiations.

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the new sheik at newcasle must be paying more

Has Mike Ashley converted?

Muslims have never liked dogs, just justified them as tools for work.
Iirc Mohammed said Angel's don't enter a home that has a dog.

Who's the biggest fraud lads, Icardi or Dybalel

Muslims dislike pigs because pigs live and eat their own shit and vomit. So do dogs. Dogs are inherently haram. Only a few Muslims keep dogs. Also, fun fact, Iraq(?) was so irradiated that there were rats the sizes of cats and dogs in the city. They got an elite sniper unit to kill them. Good practice on live and moving targets.

Irish history

Cuck

w2c vince cables tie?

Wat

>Iraq(?) was so irradiated that there were rats the sizes of cats and dogs in the city
gonna need a source on that

How to transfer a bunnygirl gf?

globalresearch.ca/depleted-uranium-and-radioactive-contamination-in-iraq-an-overview/5605215
Increase in birth defects and cancer rates shot up massively
Not so sure about the cat sized rats tho

Karl Pilkington

Lads. Griezmann to united will be announced Friday next week

What you all doing today? Gonna go to Camberwell Arts festival

LONGSHAFT CLATTERS INTO STERLING'S BEHIND

What time will the documentary/show be on?

>Griezmann to united will be announced Friday next week
colossoll if true

Based drunk Claude.

...

independent.ie/world-news/team-of-snipers-sent-out-to-take-on-rats-the-size-of-cats-36542006.html

It’s a festival. Not a faggy show

Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats,
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes,
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers,
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue.
Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now leg-warmers.
Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald.
Any day now,
The year of the Diamond Dogs.

Think he meant the new Grizeman doc

Lads. Ronaldo is the true GOAT and anyone who prefers Messi is a faggot/woman/weakmind

if you like Sóynaldo, you're gay.

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Fags and women love Ronaldo though.

>mfw Griezmann to Newcastle

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Buffy > both 2bvh

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True

After the acquisition of Luka Jovic moving to the Bernabéu from Eintracht Frankfurt, playing time for the season ahead for Mariano Diaz with Real Madrid looks at being at a premium. According to Turkish daily Fanatik, the player's representatives have been in touch with Fenerbahçe with the striker moving to Istanbul on loan for a season being the deal brokered. [AS.com]

she came back to mine lads, great body on her

He just wants to play!

is anyone more embarrassing in the transfer market than leltic

Why the hell does Zidane want Pogba so badly?

lelds

>Borussia Dortmund are monitoring developments with Arsenal's 33-year-old French defender Laurent Koscielny, who could be allowed to leave this summer. (Mail)

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Little hairy fellas on the sniper team were it?

KARL THAT IS ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS. NO MORE MONKEY NEWS ITS CANCELLED YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Pics or it didn't happen.

leeds?

Arsenal, Chelsea, United and Spurs. Bought nobody, two of them won't buy anybody, United and Spurs fighting to spend £70m on Le Celso or w/e his name is.

I'm not like that. Didn't bang her though

I actually feel anxious throughout the day right now. Just want >us to sign n'doumbele and lo celso. Please. I don't want to be 4th. I Don't just want Levy to spend fuck all on sessegnon and Poch leave and we slip out of contention and relevance once more

The club that tried to signed Daniel James in January, got blackballed by Swansea despite the player being at their training ground and was then signed in the summer by their biggest rivals.

Yes, Lelds.

you need to have an extremely high iq to appreciate what pogba brings to a team

>Arsenal and United will make terrible signings this transfer window
>Arsenal
>Signings
This ERP fell apart for me already. 3/10. Also fucking your sister isn't fun.

why would i be allowed to cum in your bum

oh wait a lass who does incest wouldn't know how babies are made. that actually makes sense

boateng is "very close" to signing for a top 6 premier league side
uhihf (u heard it hear first)

i suspect cleaning cum out your arse is difficult, you ever have a runny shit and keep wiping and wiping? I assume the same with cum.

>uhihf
This is a shitty meme. It's 'you' not 'u', you illiterate moron.

u sound mad

Doesn't seem likely if the Hummels rumours hold any truth to them

please stop with this degeneracy. Why are all my pornsites full with this crap nowadays?

Ozil to Erdogan FC confirmed

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I'll believe it when I see it. The issue with Arse is they won't replace him with anybody good.

Guerreiro might be moving to Barcelona

because you're a nigger

>Erdogan FC
That's Basaksehir

Imagine unironically being ABRefnkino

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he's been dogshit anyway, I'd rather have him gone with no replacement than still there
such a shame we let Ramsey go though, not sure what happened there

£400k a week basic salary happened.

eh, according to rumors he was set to re-sign and Arse withdrew the contract for some reason
I don't think he actually wanted to leave, the lad loved the club

Ramsey wanted an insane weekly wage and Stan wants to REDUCE the wage bill. He wanted over £250k which was the cap. Depends on the sources but between £350k-£400k. Which is way too much for a guy who didn't have a single full season of any quality.

he was shit well before Pep ditched him

>defending ozil over ramsey

Where did I fucking say that you utter mong? I just said that Ramsey wanted more than Ozil per week. Neither are worth it.

Probably the newspaper/website that published it

Nicolas get back to Death Stranding, Guillermo needs you to look like a mongoloid in a cutscene

>On 12 October 2018, Bolt scored twice for the team in a friendly match. He left the club the following month, and in January 2019 announced that he would not be pursuing a career in football.
Why the fuck not? He could have been famous for doing well. Retarded t b h.

Didnt he play for an Aussie club?

>can lighten up mountain hiring

Wat

Yes.

JUST

Fake.

He couldnt play for shit and after a few months in the A-League they dropped him

If ole convinces edwood to get rid of lukaku and Pogba in one window he's done the best job of any manager since fergie. If they turn a profit on pogba it's genius

I dunno lad. He trained with them in August. Scored for them in October and left in November. Chances are the training was too much for a guy who has only run fast all his life. He'll be playing tomorrow.

>Klopp advertising everything
Didn't this happen in Germany?

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>Scotland trying to poach English players again

>mfw United don't even make a profit from Pogba

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>Dael Fry to replace Lovren as backup
No!

Embarrassing. Makes it all sound made-up as well

Doesn't seem very good and Christian of you, Klopp. Greed is a sin. I thought only God could judge you, not people calling you a failure for winning sweet fuck all until you spunk £300m in a window and luck out playing Spurs instead of Ajax or Juventus.

Blick are saying Frankfurt and YB are in talks over Sow, with a deal likely to happen. YB have already bought his replacement, and it wouldn't surprise me if they went for Bajrami with the money too

his attitude is cancer and they need to get rid of him. he's their best player but the mentality and inconsistency isn't worth it in the long run. He doesn't want to be there. I'm certain edwood will provide us with comedy gold and do some sort of godawful swap like a bale-pogba straight swap and ABU's can rejoice

>He trained with them in August.
After being turned down by Man Utd and Dortmund
>Scored for them in October
Did you see the match? It was basically a testimonial for Bolt
>left in November.
Yeah, he 'left'. Like I 'left' my job when they caught me wanking into the fridge. They released him because a 30 year old who's only ever played football with mates in the park is not good enough for a professional team, even an Aussie one. Soccer Aid is the best he can do

The working enviroment is the real cancer.

kek seething europelet

>Like I 'left' my job when they caught me wanking into the fridge
This is a story I'd like to hear t b h.

Someone please buy qt.

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It's really a vicious cycle of Pogba being hyped for his presence alone, and underperforming because he doesn't fit the team, and the environment he is in at United just perpetuates that. He'll go to Juve and slot right back into that Midfield.

Apparently Real want to offload Vasquez.
It would make a decent signing for Spurs.

PissGay will buy him

>like a whole new team at Real
Has this ever worked?

Worked for Chelsea

>Fitizen is back
Christ I forgot how things used to be.

>whenever I see one of those Nivea ads on TV

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He did Opel ads, and Phillips razors IIRC

youtube.com/watch?v=MUj_60Xd0WE

source that right fucking now. either bollocks or Im hanging myself

Shanell_TS 4 lyfe yo.

>we were gonna get Bale & Fabregas, we had helicopters ready and waiting and we bid more money
bollocks but also SNUBBED
>I agreed with Toni Kroos to come it was all agreed but because I got sacked he decided to go elsewhere
also bollocks

actually the problem with arsenal is they always try and walk it in

independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/man-utd-transfer-news-mattijs-de-ligt-barcelona-psg-new-defender-latest-updates-a8957106.html

>buying Griezmann for midfield

wew lad

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>Vieri tells Inter to sign Lukaku and confirms Griezmann will join Barcelona

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>independent
thank fuck for that. its a load of shit

ah yes, the daily mail, much more reliable source.

>Be the first Brit to win the super bowl
>They bring out German oompah band

>OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
nobody mentioned it you spastic

What are some actually reliable transfer sources?

football clubs

My uncle who works for DHL who delivered Griezeman's boots to his new home in Manchester

there are none, the PL sleeps, is that what you wanted to hear?
now how about this pepe to liverpool lads

/trans/

nah mate, im just saying that the independent is one of the more reliable ones, unless it doesn't suit your narrative, like what you like, but do you REALLY think it is beyond the realms of possibility that fucking United won't sign two World Class CB's? Or, more specifically, two expensive CB's?

This.

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Don Balon and /trans/.

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Only credible guy talking about it is on the French side of it, the club could just be using Liverpool to inflate the price.

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United wont sign any world class centre backs. they'll get maguire and regret it

Local newspapers are usually good, especially ones that are more or less accepted as mouth pieces of the clubs. Kicker are usually pretty good for German rumours, Bild can be pretty hit and miss but usually whenever they announce something as a done deal it is. Blick are pretty good for Swiss rumours

Why aren't you earning 250k a month? It seems really easy.

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wtf i love islam now

Luaku > Inter

Icardi > Juve

Ben Yedder > United

Watch this space

Can comfirm it's don balon and /trans/

>Icardi suing Inter

>Icardi > Juve
Looks like one of the last teams that actually needs a tap in merchant
Atletico if they sell griezmann maybe?

The whipped bitch will only leave for Juve apparently

Those Olay ads with that qt Sarah are the best though

Icardi makes me believe magic vaginas exist. She's not even that hot and he's a millionaire. But he goes along with whatever insane bullshit she suggests

I think she wears several pairs of pants in that relationship

What's his plan in the case juve doesn't want him?

But why? Is Icardi just a pussy bitch? Because by all accounts he should be the one with the say in their relationship. He's the one who brings in the money and she came with baggage when they met

Cocomordan

Just went into Yea Forums lads, it was unbearable.

Apparently Ziyech has gone up to £30m.

Think he's going to wind up staying at Ajax, he seems like he's being a bit too picky about which club he wants to go to.

He says that he's an Arsenal fan and would join them if they came for him. Have a feeling they won't.

>“He also admitted telling Arsenal TV that he struggled a little bit to adapt to Genoa when he moved to Italy when he was 16, from a really small town called Fray Bentos in Uruguay.
SOUNDS LIKE A GUD PLACE FOR ME OILDAYS.

>In 1865, Liebig's Extract of Meat Company was founded in Britain by German chemist Justus von Liebig. The company established a factory in Uruguay to manufacture a beef extract product that would later be sold under the name Oxo. In 1873, the factory began manufacturing tinned corned beef, which was sold in Britain under the name Fray Bentos, the town in Uruguay where the factory was located.

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