Sports an I’m right

literally looks like a chewed up dog toy that's sat out in the yard all year

>no foreskin
>superior

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I'm not fat nor a cutlet

If none of you post your cock I will be forced to call you all tiny cock

>Using blatant tactics to look at other people´s dicks
The state of OP

lose weight

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>that circumcision scar/darkening and extremely dry head
Amerifilth are disgusting. Jews destroyed America.

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i am reporting every world women's world cup and nfl mlb generals as illegal content to make lazy ass nigger mods come to Yea Forums in a hurry and waste their time

This really happened
>On a date with a girl, went to a sports bar in Hamburg on her suggestion
>Pretty cool desu. She likes football and actually knows what she's talking about
>Has a season ticket for her local team and plays tennis so she's got a ridiculously hot body
>Conversation's easy even though we've only had a couple of drinks
>What could possibly go wrong?
>'Heh seems like we only talk about sports, user. You do have a life outside sports, right?'
>Open my mouth to say something not sports related
>Out of nowhere, a grossly overweight sweaty neckbearded 'man' tackles me to the floor
>Can smell the horrible mix of hotpockets and body odour
>Before I can say anything he bounces me out the door and says 'don't come back for 3 days'
He doesn't even get a wage from there ffs

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>mfw it was Elton

>mfw was just sick thanks to OP

Fucking kek

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one of you post yours then. prove op wrong lmao