Easy Win For England - Windies Crashing Out The World Cup
/cric/ket World Cup 2019 - England vs West Indies #4
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>SEPTIC
>TANK
>YANK
My dear bros.
First for England cheeky 199 all out
you forgot the webm m8
>HA
>HA
>HA
oooooooo...ooooo oooooo
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
any good saffa / nz player
zoomer gayle
AB
>Gayle bowling
My body is ready
>Warney playing fortnite
>Gayle flossing
Going for the zoomer audience /cric/?
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Big fan of embankment gardens putting out deck chairs for the summer and half of them are now permanently occupied by junkies
ITS TIME BABY
>Gayle giving out all this banter while getting rolled over
Can’t tell if it’s based as fuck or cringe
Gayle getting bored with getting trounced and deciding to put on a comedy show is great stuff
>gayle is zoomer cringe
oh nononononononononono
Will Gayle get another over?
DONT BLUSH BABY ooooo
>umpire in the reflection
Kino desu. Might shoop in some bunda
William Armistead "Tacky" Gayle, Jr. (March 5, 1896 – July 5, 1965) was an American politician for the Democratic Party, soldier and author who was the mayor of Montgomery, Alabama, from 1951 to 1959 m8
Pretty cringe if you ask me
Will THE BOSS get another over?
where 2 cop them sunnies
lads
The boss is an American musician m8
Wicket looms
/grig/ the grigget
GOTTEM
>GETTING OUT TO GAYLE
For me, its DOTEOT
Gayle looks as likely as anyone to get someone out
Watching an indian cric stream. They literally have tv adds with people dabbing in them.
Don't know why that would be surprising
I blame the west
kino
>tfw no Curtly Ambrose or Courtney Walsh to send England packing.
Playing on the batsmen making absolutely sure they don't get out to his comedy bowling
I like the one of the Australian mogging the Indian with his multiple cups.
JUST hairline
Is India a website from the 90's
/cric/ newfag here - someone explain this
It’s working tbf, Root and Woakes seem shit scared to dispatch his pies
sebbo is the american in this thread that everyone hates
Star sports ad?
Sebbo is the american in this thread that everyone hates. he shits up these threads with inane posts and uses it as his le social club and doesn't even watch cricket. he doxed himself like a moron by posting a facebook screencap that included his password.
Fast forward to now, Shane Warne was on his son's fortnite stream today. The stream was posted here and a bunch of us in there went in and started asking question. Someone asked him to shout out their american friend sebbo and he added the rest
OH MY
that has absolutely CLATTERED off the bat
It's a special place ruled by stupid old men
Absolute banter review from Gayle that
SAVED
I thought the political Gandhi's were related to Mahatma, I only found out they weren't as a result of the recent election
Yep. Indian chap is bragging in front of all other cricket nations about his two cups, then they all laugh, as unbeknownst to him an Australian is sneaking up behind him with no less than 5 cups. Shit is cash
>england's next 2 fixtures are afghanistan and sri lanka
ah yes how exciting. why the fuck would you schedule the best three til last
BASED
>password
meant profile, i dont know why i said password.
Why are you guys so shit at making adverts and weird messages like these? I saw them everywhere in Delhi. Literally MS paint tier
when it will basically become who finishes highest in the top 4
alpha move
Good bants desu. I saw it when Hayden tweeted that.
>making an all rounder play at no. 3
looks like England haven't learned anything from what India did to Irfan Pathan
KEK
you could say tho that by playing three top teams to finish we will be at a higher standard in the semis finale
Are the West Darkies really fucked after losing this game? I don't get this tournament and it's scoring system and 10 match games format..
can't unsee
kek
Adverts only have to be good enough to seduce their target audience. Sophistication is not a requirement here
;_;
Nah they still have a chance provided they win majority of their upcoming games. might come down to them relying on other teams losing
I kind of like this Indian aesthetic, its strangely charming
KEK. Chief Big Nig BTFO
same
>BATTING
>PATAYTEEK
windies fielders getting abused lel
...
>Poot is now the leading World Cup run scorer
Shitkab BTFO
>stole the quickest West Indian bowler
>some weird Manlet with a strange action faster than any of the West Indians
Is this, dare I say it, hilarious
based poot
For me, its the over-exposed photography so everyone appears much more pale and fair than they actually are
Ah phew!
>mikey thinks india were a guaranteed win against nz
is he, dare i say it, a massive fucking casual?
feel bad for windies cricket ;_;
didnt see that coming
100 incoming
Innovation That Excites
What the fuck?
hope it kicks off at the india pakistan game
FUCKING LOL
it's kitsch
Rained off m8
toss wankers
he's got us lads
yeh at like 4
>23 runs from 120 balls
Think England might have a chance here
>20 overs to get 23 runs
is this doable?
Heading off to the bar, expect to based england take it for the anglos when I walk in
kek
Hoping Woakes heems an over and denies Root a century
who here /czechoslovakia/
Why does it matter if someone looks pale in a photo? Is this a big deal in India?
have fun lad
am going to start posting with loads of proxies to confuse them more
Essentially every hot asian country values paleness. Their attitude to tanning is the opposite to here, if you're tanned people assume you're a poor farmer standing outside all day
>Czechoslovakians
Get some R A R E flags in there m8
Hot as in warm or hot as in the women are hot
GG englel, nice job rainpadding yourself into top4 contention
wonder if they'll boo root again when he gets his tonne
please be bait
promote him above Morgan
recall for hales on the cards
It's sort of a big deal
FINISH THE GAME FFS
ROOOOOOOOOOOOT
of course, >they're obviously not going to make the cut
>14 wides
COLLAPSE IMMINENT
>choakes
t-this isn't really happening r-right?!?!?
GONE GOTTEM ITS ALL OVER FOR SHITGLAND YOURE FINISHED BTFO
Can confirm. I'm using "czechoslovakian" proxy
Literally why? I get the stereotype blonde Scandinavian gorgeous model that every country has but haven't they seen all the ugly pale people in Europe and NA
this guitar cunt is so irritating
based
they got on the wrong end of the toss
hate black olives. what are they even doing in food, they have no taste.
they won a good toss
>another injury
isn't it a cultural thing like in asian countries?
in the past if you were tanned it meant you spent a lot of time in the sun so you were probably a farmer/peasant etc whereas if you were pale you most likely spent a lot of time inside so chances are you were of a higher class. so naturally over hundreds of years the standards of beauty just evolved to where pale = high class and desirable, dark skin = low class and undesirable.
dont think it has anything to do with europe.
seems odd, you fellas do awesome pickled stuff, got to get yourself some proper kalamatas and not the mafia knockoffs
It's not to do with race idiot
>eating olives
disgusting, and I say this as a med
I always thought those adverts were used as a display of political power or some shit.
BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT BASED POOT
Dunno, even in Britain if you spend a lot of time gardening you can get quite tanned so I'd have thought here and Europe we'd have a similar mentality but everything about class here is about the way you speak and behave not really about how you look. I don't know, I'm not exactly worldly, you're probably right.
your carbonised tastebuds can't taste anything that isn't drenched in spices and over a million in the scoville scale.
it's literally like those people who can't enjoy normal intercourse because they've become addicted to rape porn, BDSM and other such depravities.
DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA DA DADA DA DA DA DA
it's just the style. every culture has their own weird advertising. look at japanese infomercials sometime, they're ridiculous.
BASED FUCKING POOT LADS
for me it's a banitsa with yoghurt
windies still have the lead, but england could snatch it here
>wet shitnees
Thanks for being informative and polite mate
BASED >us
Yeah. It's basic cult of personality stuff straight from the old school dictator playbook. In West Bengal this woman is on every bus stop, every bridge, even traffic signs asking you to slow down
Goodness gracious me!
BASED england lads, honestly dont see how anyone but them could win the finals
EASY WORK
Official laugh at Sebbo thread
pussy
hmm will try
>101 balls remaining
they should do an exhibition innings of the hundred with the extra time
They don't have the bowling to defend a low total. But how do you get them for a low total?
for me, it's acknowledging a desire to plow all women, regardless of their ethnicity
I already replied nicely before and I get ignored!!!! I can be an angle or a devil
literally a non issue for them desu. they always have 2 batsmen that fire so a score of 300+ is guaranteed for them.
>tfw no straight-limbed gf
even abos? yikes.
sri lanka and afganistan up next
>huge things 6-8 inches long and nearly an inch thick
Did the commies also had posters of Marx and Lenin everywhere, during their rule in West bengal?
based
tipping neither of tomorrows matches to get rained off
grim
what about woman (male)?
they must have i their offices
>watching Glass
based shyamalamadingdong
it's so bad
why do we have the fern but everyone else is a flag
really? split was great
why don't you make the fern your flag and stop copying australia you copy cats
you didnt have to be so rude
i shan't spoil it but the third act is atrocious
they actually had it first lmao Victoria copied them then we used that flag
we copied their flag lad
hmm watching it anyway
oops ;)
although tbf the idea was that New Zealand would be a state of Australia
>banned off indiachan again
yikes
Good day for cricket
root pretending to be injured during his sky sports interview
cringe
It's not?
>Baby blue jersey
Cringe and indiapilled
practically are just got their own cricket team
How is shit lanka so high
indiachan is full of midwits who thinl they're enlightened and above the cumskin masses
feels a lot like /r/athiesm used to
less losses due to rain
dont want moeen to play another game in this world cup
racist much??
we dont need to spinners in the team neither of which can bat
too many darkies is all I'm hearing mate
tell me about Dawson never heard of the lad
that says alot about you then
i dont see race
When will they play Tommy C
think hes a spinner
who has maybe played 2 games for england at the most
he bowls left arm spin, good fielder and decent lower order batsman. not spectacular but won't go for big runs, won't get tons of wickets and will contribute with the bat and in the field
kek
comfy old fashioned drop down stands
Poodictions on Ind vs Pak lads?
Modi is everywhere as well
Petrol pumps, bus stops and how can one forget NaMo tv.
India easy
India in a close one
its going to be loud
and abit damp
get a bad feeling about Modi
comfy as fuck
For me, it's the Afghani, Sri Lankan and Belgian.
>aussie girls described as a "splendid pal"
Rain
Weather has been shite all week here in the NW
laughed at the nice voice bit myself
good male accent here but it's horrible on girls
based athlean x literally just saved me from a shoulder injury
probably was better in the 20s before smoking became so prevalent and all the wogs moved in
exact same actually, wogs have their own accents
if anything we've become more understandable, a lot of the esoteric slang is gone
just got intimidated lads
they are all redditors
who is Yea Forums
a hacker
bank cleared the loan application lads, officially buying a house
congratulations m8
He's a demagogue and almost certainly a scoundrel, but he has no opposition to speak of. The stuff about Muslims, cow autism, Hindu nationalism is unsettling. Its very similar to Nazi rhetoric, here are your enemies, they are responsible for your problems, they have no place in our country.
Best case scenario is he's just another corrupt politician extracting money, worse case scenario he starts making Muslims wear yellow crescents or something
Sebbo thread
make sure to put it on England winning the CWC
Based sane Indian poster, hard to come by these days.
Hopefully people will see through the bullshit of all parties and a political revolution takes place. We need honest people to run the nation.
cheers bud
Tipping these guys to be the real /cric/bros, lads
they reckon if you watch cricket you're 80 IQ lmao and they're just too smart for sportsball, the opium of the masses
FUCK off you muslim loving liberal cunts.its because of you west is doomed and now you wanna doom indian tool you shameless cunts.
>west is doomed
big cringe at the twitch zoomers taking the bait on here
Look at us, englel, France, sweden and germany
>cricket dying in the few western countries that play it
reckon it is lad. lets be real here.
>Look at us
you're not in the west, numpty
Doing fine in 2/3 mate
And there it is. Either we murder people who eat beef, or we have full Western style decadence. There is no middle ground
When did i say that dumbo. I said we don't wanna be like the west
you're forgetting about the rise of canadian cricket
You highlight that few cases but ignore all other muslim violation cases. Typical left. Stop arguing now
see and read the first 3 words
the death of the west is an overblown meme
there's an identity crisis in America and a vocal minority of spoilt brats who consume too much American media in other western nations, but that's it. Australia is most certainly not in a crisis of any kind for example
Bet these /pol/cels have never been to a first world country
1. Team you support
2. Thoughts on cricket
3. Thoughts on rains
Yes, and Modi with his 56 inch chest will protect us from these gruesome violations. Thank goodness he protected us from Pakistan when that pilot was shot down directly before the elections in what was definitely not a staged incident.
Jai Shri Ram
Watching cricket for the first time during this world cup. Pretty interesting sport but why do the players throw the ball so high into the air after they make a catch? I think it's for celebration but don't they have more then one out to get so why celebrate so early?
Do teams not celebrate when they score a touchdown?
Big and muscly batsmen usually come first. Also getting wickets builds pressure
t. modi fan boy
1. A few
2. A few
3. Rain looms
Yes. They do but do you get a point for getting an out? I guess I am think about baseball where there are 3 outs per inning. When one out is achieved players don't throw the ball in the air and celebrate. Not even when they record the final out of the game do they celebrate like that. Just different I guess.
Getting a wickets in cricket isn't exactly easy, and usually if you're involved in a catch there is a lot of emotion and adrenaline.
Plus you have to have control of the ball so over decades it's literally become habit to throw the ball after catching it to demonstrate that and it's just merged into a type of celebration. It's kind of like spiking the ball after a touchdown or something.
1. Australia, Scorchers, West Coast,
2. GOAT sport
3. GOAT weather except when there's cricket to be had.
Each team has 10 batsmen to score as many runs as possible and a batsmen can bat until he gets out. Getting wickets isn't easy and when you do it puts a shitload of pressure on the other team.
Djapana Wolutju
Dhurulama ngunhharrtji djapana
Djapana Warwu Galanggarri
Rripa ngunhawarrtji djapana
Warwu Golungnha
Look at the sun
Falling from the sky
And the sunset\Takes my mind
Back to my homeland
Far away
It's a story
Planted in my mind
It's so clear
I remember
Oh my
Oh my sunset dreaming
Wo Djapana
Wo warwu
Wo rramani
Wo galanggarri
Hey you people
Out there
How come you ain't fair
To the people of the land?
Try my
Try my sunset dreaming
Wo Djapana
Wo warwu
Wo rramani
Wo galanggarri
Djapana warwu
Djekulu dhurulangala
Wolutju warwu
Rripa Ngunhawarrtji
Dhurulama
Djapana warwu
Golungnha
Wo Djapana
Wo warwu
Wo…
does a postman celebrate when he delivers a letter?
Okay so the best hitters come first and a wicket has multiple meaning right? It could mean when the ball hits the sensor and knocks it over (strike out in baseball). When an out is achieved by catching or throwing the ball at the post when the runners or running?
this our natives or yours
My people
when i had a paper route as a young lad i did, so yes
yes there are lots of ways to get the batsmen out. A catch is one of them and is just as meaningful as bowling them out directly. The point is you want to conserve your wickets so you can score more runs. The team bowling tries to prevent them from scoring runs by taking wickets essentially.
The whole sport is structured around the dynamic of trying to score runs without losing wickets.
Okay. I understand. I was under the impression that one batter got multiple outs instead of just one.
guess we're spoilt with the Indians we have here, always assumed that they understood anglo humour as a collective but apparently not looking at indiachan
yours bro. one of my fav band growing up
I understand. Is there a bowling limit though? Usually when they switch it says X team needs 240 runs on 300 balls?
one dayers like what you've seen have 50 overs each innings, which is 300 balls
tests are limitless, but the game ends after five days. T20s have 20 overs each
The type of cricket that is played in the world cup, each team bowls 50 overs (6 balls/deliveries in an over). The batting team has 10 batsmen (outs) / 50 overs (which ever comes first) to score as many runs as possible.
Australia are the good guys of world cricket and everyone else are the bad guys
real cricket has no limit on balls and is played over 5 days. but a bowler can only bowl 6 balls at a time. then another bowler must bowl 6 balls
apparently there's one guy who's fluent in English and they all worship him
Okay similar to baseball. Try to score the most runs while trying to not get out.
but what about you hiding sandpaper behind your balls? and loads of you players got suspended including the captain?
Alright that's clear. So that's what the circles are in the bottom right hand corner stand for. The results of one over?
the hero's arc mate, they need to reach a low point before ascending to the radiant heights of a sixth World Cup. basic story telling technique
So everyone on a team bowls and bats? You just have to switch the bowler after one over?
read this it helped me greatly
static.espncricinfo.com
yes mate but the same bowler can then bowl the next over, so you could be rotating between two for 10 overs with each bowling five
I'll check it out. Thanks.
This but opposite
>indian Yea Forums
>twitch mentions
>le warnie xdxd
can you faggots stop being so embarrassing?
I meant USA
What do you mean? There are atleast 4-5 of us who have descent English and post here regularly.
and that why kallis is the best cricketer of all time. OF ALL TIME
>descent
descent
/dJˈsɛnt/
Learn to pronounce
noun
1.
an act of moving downwards, dropping, or falling.
off to bed boys talk in the morning x
i'm talking about indiachan posters m8
Nite
realised the mistake after posting
gn dear bro
just pulling your leg i dont give a fuck about spelling
Really enjoying this indiachan banter
Do you guys learn English at school as well or you learn it through parents? Since your mother tongue must be Afrikaans.
english is taught at school from grade 1 to 12. mandatory subject
Dont think we had english until grade 3, but that was a while ago. We didnt have to speak english in english class until grade 10
you lads boers then?
Im the guy who posted my great granny's death certificate yesterday that showed she was born in Australia, but we've been speaking Afrikaans since my granddads generation.
ofc
We have different 'medium' schools here. Urban areas generally have English medium schools where method of instruction is in English whereas rural areas have mostly vernacular medium schools where everything is taught in the local language.
Huge fan of /cric/'s comfiness and diversity tbeh
Imagine if cricket was as popular as football.
That helped me out tremendously. I have a much better understanding now.
What state are u from?
I yearn for a 32-team World Cup. Imagine how comfy it would be to watch an ODI between Austria and Switzerland.
Ohio (Midwestern state)
we almost had the netherlands :(
I maintain what I said yesterday about meme teams being vital to the comfines of the WC by providing upsets and morale boosts.
IPL would be like champions league
i have senpai in florida and cali
How many countries have cricket teams? I assume the top ten make it to the world cup but how many teams compete for a spot in the world cup?
Oh nice. I've never been to Florida or California. They have much better weather than my state though.
lol i live in a place where its 78F all year round
T20 might be a meme format of cricket, but it has the most participants and has that appeal that draws normies to cricket
sounds wonderful. It only get's 78F for two or three months. It's usually about 20-40F for about half the year.
so the world cup is based off the ODI ranking?
i'll explain as best i can
each team has 11 players, all of them are in the batting line up. you get 10 outs since there has to be 2 batsmen out in the middle at each time, so after the 10th wicket, there's one batsman not out.
teams try to find a good balance between batting and bowling. stacking a team with good batsmen is going to hurt your bowling and vice versa, so the batting line up ends up being structured something like
>1 & 2
your two opening batsmen. they face the new ball opening bowlers, usually the best bowlers in the side. the first 10 overs of an innings have a restriction on the fielding team, they can only have a couple of fielders in the "outfield". so these two want to endure the opening bowlers, but also be aggressive since risky shots are more viable.
>3 & 4
the best, most versatile batsmen in the team usually play here, think of it like the 4th batter in baseball.
>5 & 6
specialist batsmen, most the time your wicketkeeper (catcher) is one of these guys also, they want to help the 3/4th keep the score ticking along during the middle overs
>7 & 8
these are usually all rounders (players who are decent at both batting and bowling) and power hitters, their role is often to boost the run rate toward the final overs of the innings
>9, 10, 11
bowlers. you usually don't want these guys to do any batting at all but they come out and sometimes score a few helpful runs.
so in cricket, having wickets in hand towards the final overs is really important. the more batsmen you have still to come, the more freedom you have to be aggressive and risk getting out. so every wicket is important, even very early on in the innings, so celebrating an out is normal. (but that being said, if the batting team is doing well, the celebrations sometimes dont happen or are subdued)
Started watching cricket today. Already talking about the weather. Based
Yup, the top 10 ODI countries are the 10 currently playing in the WC. A true purist doesn't even watch ODI's, only test cricket
its ok, but we have have hordes of niggers. they mostly come at night. mostly.
There are only 12 teams with Test status btw, most prestigious and purest form of cricket.
Test status can't be handed out to every team because they simply won't be able to compete at that level. Even among the rest playing nations there is a major gap between the top 8 and the rest.
Fugg i missed cricket today
And bongland won as i see
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggg
Thanks mate. Similar batting lineup as baseball.
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Most Americans couldn't watch test cricket. Their attention span can barely last a game of basketball or football anymore.
I saw that some teams got points for rain outs the past few days.
It's okay. Most cities in America do. I live in the suburbs so there isn't quite a lot yet but they are slowly creeping in.
Test cricket is super slow as well. Players mostly block shots and score about 2-3 runs an over on average. It takes a special kind of autist to really enjoy test cric. T20 is normie tier, and much easier to get newbies interested in cric
I could tell by just watching the highlights. Although Afghanistan is a top ten team, there fielding doesn't seem to be that good.
Is there a cricket off season or do they play year round?
You can watch the highlights on hotstar, might need an Indian proxy.
I remember when Dirk Nannes used to play for Holland. Quite sad to see the World Cup reduced to a 10-team garbage fest.
Still waiting for Namibian cricket to take off la. I reckon they've qualified for the T20 world cup.
Our test cricket usually happens in our summer time october - february, but I guess theres cricket somewhere in the world on all the time. The Ashes (Eng vs Aus) is the holy grail of test cricket, both for its history and the rivalry. It will be starting after the world cup is over
Every country has its own season since there are cricket playing countries in both hemispheres.
>Test cricket is super slow as well. Players mostly block shots and score about 2-3 runs an over on average. It takes a special kind of autist to really enjoy test cric.
this is /cric/ here we like test cricket, 50 and 20 is ok as a filler between tests. why dont you go jump back up your mother you half baked homunculus? GO JUMP BACK UP YOUR MOTHER
I'll look into it. I haven't been able to watch a game live yet because the world cup matches start at 5:30AM my time.
Reckon Pakistan will win on Sunday.
Thanks seems like it's most popular in the middle east, India, and parts of the anglosphere.
BCCI won't allow it
Yeah the timezone thing can really be shit. At least with cricket the match takes so long you'll be able to see some of it no matter where you live. With rugby the timing is really shit, especially when the WC is in Aus or NZ, or in Japan like this year. I expect to sit up late nights again to watch some classic SA disappointments.
(you)
will you support new zealand please
I don't think he used the word autist in a demeaning way, he used it endearingly.
Why no mauka mauka this time @Indians?
middle east? No.
Lol, don't go by the t20 rankings.
It's played in the commonwealth countries, other than that nobody cares about it.
All advertising money spent on elections.
his choice of words were poor
>This chad blocks your path, what do you do /cric/?
based desu
Kek fatguts on suicide watch
/mlb/ here
Looks more like a furry convention desu
>SEPTIC
>TANK
>YANK
>might need an Indian proxy.
I might also use it to shitpost on Yea Forums kek
I'm not sure who I want to support yet. It's between Australia, New Zealand, and the West Indies. I'll decide tomorrow.
Afghanistan mate
Biggest drawback by far. although when events are hosted in Asia, Australia, or new Zealand it's not too bad for me. Games start about mid morning to early afternoon.
Australia is the antagonist of cricket. Everyone hates us.
New Zealand are the good guys. They're honest and their team has always been filled with bros. They're also often seen as the underdogs although at the moment they're quite strong.
Windies are a fan favourite. They used to be the GOAT team but cricket went through some hard times there. Now everyone wants to see them do well. They're filled with cool likable players like Gayle, Dre Russ, Dwayne Bravo etc
Is the Aussie team made up of good guys or are they very successful and that's why everyone hates them?
A follow up question, why did cricket go through hard times?
>Dwayne Bravo
this reply smells like reddit
Ian Bell got dropped from the england side some years ago now and has not been seen on the international stage since.
DJ Bravo is trash now
Eoin Morgan is a shit ginger cunt and I hope his injury is career ending
Aussies have historically played a brand of cricket that's made people hate us. Google sledging and you'll see what I mean. We literally popularised psychological tactics of wearing down your opponent by constantly shittalking them to get into their heads.
Australia's also been historically extremely dominant (5 world cups, the untouchables, 1990s-2000s test team) so a lot of people see us as public enemy #1 even if we're kind of shit right now.
Meant to put quotation marks around cool. I always thought he was an idiot but spergs love him.
will morgan ever play again?
dropped from the english team by the english selection committee?
William Morgan was a resident of Batavia, New York, whose disappearance and presumed murder in 1826 ignited a powerful movement against the Freemasons, a fraternal society that had become influential in the United States m8.
Shall be reading about this before i sleep
Ahh. trash talking and success. One of the most annoying combos in sports. I have nothing against the Aussies but I'm not a fan of trash talking at least when it comes to American sports.
He also failed to mention this
en.m.wikipedia.org
It's not the same as trash talking tb h
People hated as way before this freshie
so more along the lines of "remember what happened last time he threw the spin ball. here it comes again" vs. "you're shit mate"? more psychological than degrading?
reminder that freemasonry is still a significant thing in canada
(if i'd moved in with my gf and married her, her dad probably would've supported my induction)
Sometimes its more creative, other times its just calling the batsmen a cunt endlessly
Boucher had some good moments
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Please support Pakistan
it is /cric/‘s job to remind /hoc/ of upcoming matches and weather reports. you are also to keep /hoc/ bumped at all times during our offseason.
>t. duly-elected boss of /hoc/
>septic shock /hoc/
Did you lads see sebbo getting called a septic tank yank by one of the greatest cricket players of all time?
niche north american(canadian) sport
I would select murali over Warne any day of the week
Haha you have brown skin eeeew
/cric/ during world cups is top banter.
/cric/ during nogames is nofun.
I have spoken.
Ashes cricket is the best desu
it goes world t20/ world cup > ashes > everything else
Trying to educate the normies over here
Comfy memories of staying up very late listening to Test Match Special and shitposting in here with the boys for the Ashes down under
Imagine being called a monkey by this
can you lads explain this one?
LADS
First person updates on the price of the dollar in Pakistan which is very high, Kamran says only God can save us now, the person below asks Kamran to drop it as a joke because Kamran is known for dropping many catches during games.
>SEPTIC
>TANK
/nrl/ is up
>YANK
thanks but I’m holding out for an /afl/
joseph melican
dermo
spermot spindley
tipping Amla to get 21 (29) tonight
putting the house on afghanistan
au/sp/ RUNS the SmH
Richo in Woodford
BASED
>be britain
>deport convicts to some faraway rock with wild dangerous animals
>convicts enslave and conquer the animals, and whatever humanoid creatures that inhabited it
>be surprised when AUS dominates a "gentlemens" game
I mean, the tables were well turned by the 1932-33 Ashes series. Did you ever see Bodyline? What a cunt that Douglas Jardine was, whilst Bradman was a decent bloke all the way.
reminder Tatenda was a better player than Boucher and retired with a better record
What is /cric/'s favourite Final Fantasy game?
fuck up sebbo
XII
I've never played one.
Bilateral odi series between NZ and Pakistan > the ashes > odi wc > t20 wc
IV
Make me, seetho.
For me, it's 7.
>be me in /cric/
>see s*bbo constanly being btfo
>leave for a couple days
>come back
>hes still getting btfo and on the ropes
>This time by shane warne lmao
KEK
*a wild sebbo appears*
>sebDON rates warnie banter
>/cric/: "H-h-he's on the ropes! R-right guys?"
kek. your struggling only makes my penis harder.
Warnie is a 50 year old man with little to no real hair live streaming playing computer games with kids.
3 consecutive SEETHE posts. I think his fat brain is broken
getting a real sense of ropage
well and truly roped lads
*sound of rope snapping*
imagine being a disgusting obese slob living in a shithole desert city talking with people who despise you every single day of your miserable existence.
Fkn redditors
he's on the ropes lads
the thought leaves a bad taste in my mouth
Hey aren't you that outed pedo?
*tips turban*
eating some bacteria yogurt
based 8
You heading south mate?
>worst australia
>desert city
kek look at the autist and laugh people
Fatguts absolutely losing it
you guys need to lay off the namefag drama. it's frying your brains
Cricket is a gentleman's sport, the other generals look up to us and we should be setting a good example for them.
can't wait for the wretched end of sebbo's pathetic life
Still top of the table lads are the other teams even trying?
just remembered new zealand existed lads
Why are ignorant people proud of how ignorant they are
sick burn
can’t wait for the cops to catch up a on you pedo
Claiming this thread for ho/ck/ey
For me, it’s wings
drumettes are superior
I prefer drumsticks vegetables
made a cricket ground for sebbo
I'm very gentle
big fan of wings
someone post the septic tank yank
Had some wicked wings from KFC yesterday
I was mate but not anymore
You heading north mate
I posted it all the way up here m80
why are they playing the certain blowouts on a Saturday? seems poorly planned this tournament.
not as yet mate, stationary for now but I'll let you know when the situation changes
reckon you'll be headed east anytime soon?
Bit going on here
no mate anything east is meth territory
What other nations could join the cricket world cup? 10 teams doesn't seem very worldly.
Netherlands
Scotland
Ireland
Namibia
PNG Nepal Oman UAE
that's a good WC
Samoa Tonga Fiji cook islands
mosquito coast
shane warne 99 memories
>septic tank yank
Japan
Hong Kong
China
surely there's 11 good cricketers in China
we're still doing it!
Iran v Saudi Arabia
the darkie Ashes
daily reminder that getting warnie to acknolwedge the sebLORD has cemented his importance and centrality in /cric/ and au/sp/ lore for eternity
usa for sure
B&R
what is going on with warner and sebbo. someone please fill me in
>warner
I mean warne
warnie's son is a twitch streamer and he did a guest appearance on his stream the other day, played some fortnite, etc. at some point he started doing callouts. some ween asked for a callout for "my american friend sebbo". warnie said "hey sebbo. you're a septic tank, yank. [forced-sounding laugh] ha ha ha."
still in disbelief that the whole warney twitch stream happened 2bh
still in disbelief you fucks are still talking about him constantly and are even trying to elevate the fat cunt's "personality"
is there a vod?
for real though, i bet at warnie's house it's like that boomer/zoomer meme
youtu.be
yeah someone clipped it: clips.twitch.tv
i already made a webm
come and get your brainlets out of /nrl/
k thx
omw
OHNONONONONO
honestly haven't been this proud since Torey Lovullo told me to get lost when I took a pic of him and his wife at chase field
come post in /afl/ now
heading south
> our guy kaysenia follows Hasanabi
yeah thats gonna be a yikes from me
shane warne has a 2009 calendar with naked blondes in his garage
naked blondes are based af
shane warne starts conversations with people at the servo who have a car he likes
do women look different depending on which part of india they are from?
theres this gorgeous indian girl at uni but whenever i google "beautiful indian women" none of them look as good as her
what do you think mate?
find it so grim
so true
so real
i havent talked to her yet so i dont know which part she is from
shes ridiculously good looking so maybe shes just an anomaly and most indian girls dont look this good
Looks like God has willed the Quoteas to play today. I was kind of hoping for a rain out so we can get another point.
>makes an abhorrent, unoriginal filler post
new
Most countries are way too dumb to appreciate the symbolism of the Urn. Look at all the shit posted ITT -- most if it is just le epic yuge ostentatious garbage.
>it's good because its big!!