Why are you wearing a shirt at the beach user?

hairy shoulders ;_;

I'm not???

Same here. Don't be ashamed lad, show off your pubes with pride

3>2>1 but they look jewish

I'm not wearing one you fat cow, but why aren't you? do you think I come here to look at your cellulite?

i have several dysplastic nevi and a family history of skin cancer

so I can hide my fapping while looking at your beautiful asses

doesnt make much sense. if youre a manlet you should use every weapon you have

To hide my unusually large nipples

decent face and very good voice, so it's all good

sometimes get acne breakouts on my chest despite never having it in my life as a teen. not sure what causes it

Got a hairy back ma'am.
Don't want to gross you out anymore than i already am

Just stop huffing petrol, abo.

its an addiction mate

2>1>3

i broke my nofap streak yesterday

I know that feel bro :’^(

But I don't wear any clothes at the beach.

so that the cig ash doesn't burn my skin

How much do you squat

i had this until last month when i started using head and shoulders shampoo on my chest every shower. worked wonders, feel much more confident now

No more questions.

*gives autistic death stare without directly looking anybody in the eyes for about 15 seconds*
*walks back to wife*

that sounds like a really unusual solution but ill try it out. thanks lad

Why are you wearing a bikini?

based and smokepilled

>Because I don't want you whores lusting over me while my fiancee tans

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>ye just give me a sec
>tfw I'm actually ripped af

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based

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brehs, isn't it intimidating being with a girl with such a large ass?

I feel like my dick would look very small in comparison haha

Potential slampig material

god you are such an incel loser. have sex faggot

>Italian
>hairy shoulders
I thought it was a meme

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU ILAYDA YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU SAID THAT YOU LOVED AND THAT YOU WANTED TO KISS MY NECK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING TO ME AFTER ALL THESE DATES AND CALLS WE HAVE HAD FUCKING BITCH I WILL SKIN YOU AND PLAY WITH YOUR BLOOD LIKE AN AFRICAN CHILD WOULD PLAY WITH WATER

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You ok bro?

jus bee ureself breh

>losing your mind over one slut

Lol what are you 15

t h i c c

Kek

i read it on some skincare website as a cheap method for bacne - i think the shampoo is even intended for stuff like that, given it's name. hope works for you!

yeah that's a potential deal breaker

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we're all going to make it, lad. dont worry

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Shut up gook. That bitch was thicc and iranian. You have no clue how great her ass is. Mother fucking bitch stopped talking to me all of the sudden Eventhough she said all these sweet things to me. I hope the jews can drag nato into a war against iran.
No send help please

Imagine being this bluepilled on the Jewish question

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Nobody cares incel lol. There's always another bitch. They aren't going to touch your crybaby inch worm. Grow a sack fag.

I am not celibate