The only reason why you don't watch football is because your country suck at it and you're hard coping

The only reason why you don't watch football is because your country suck at it and you're hard coping.

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idk why our womens team is one of the best while our mens is complete garbage.

>The only reason why you don't watch football is because your country suck at it
other way around cuz

@93441123
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Your flag is a fucking leaf.

lol
forgot how they got decimated at home by the germs

Our women are great at the game. Men and women are different and we just allow women to be good at what they're at.

Realistically it is because every mention of 'tactics' literally relies on a gimmick or absolute luck. There are 8 defenders in the box all the time, and the Iceland meta really fucking sucks to watch. That being said, I still watch soccer when it's on at a reasonable time for me.

>eats american food
>listens to american music
>watches american television
>wears american clothes
>participates on an american board

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>eats american food
I'm not obese so no
>listens to american music
Portuguese/brazilian/african music, mostly
>watches american television
I don't watch television
>wears american clothes
I wear small size
>participates on an american board
Okay, you got me

who are you talking about? I watch premier league football. now I outed myself as a 'customer'. can't ever win but whatever

>flag
You are only allowed to watch MLS like the cuck you are.

Because men don’t play soccer here?

Correct. Any other question?

nbcsn says otherwise. I often get games that people in england can't watch. back to your favela

oh dear oh dear

Holy fuckin BASED

>like the cuck you are.
in the 1990s there were young men in america who would make jokes about the sexual act of cuckoldry. in 2019 a half-retard brazilian user is calling someone a cuck. it's the circle of memes

Why is Brazil trying so hard to be relevant? NO ONE CARES

lose weight subhuman fuck

>participates on an american board
The owner is Japanese so it's an Japanese board

You should be careful of Brazil, USA. They are the power in the south. They could be dangerous to you.

Because our federation sucks and our league sucks and we try to americanize soccer and clearly that doesn't work.

no i just like a different, colder sport where europeans flop around and score 0-0 constantly

that guy looks like my bf

>JUST A PRANK BRO HAHA

yeah but why. we never talked about this before
let's talk about it. i will start: we don't care. we just dont.

when does sportscenter ever talk about soccer?

looks like rent is free in Brazil but I still wouldnt move there

because nobody else has this weird clause you have stating that women's sports must receive as much funding as men's sports. for the women's football you are basically the only country in the world that takes it seriously, whereas in the men's you have nowhere near the history and football infrastructure

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