/cric/ OFFICIAL ENGLAND VS WINDIES GAMETHREAD #3

Woakes going to batting at 4

ROLE BRETANYA

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evening lads

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based newcunt blow in

>british cuisine

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>buy the big duke
>chuck it at the stumps

>go to order 2 t-shirts from one seller amazon
>they charge delivery twice

shant

grim

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so grim. genuinely and truly believe the BBC is trying to kill cricket

>Sky sports saying Moeen should bat 3
>He's not playing

10/10 professional commentary

honestly nothing more cringe than an Australian pretending they're still British

>"American" cuisine
>Literally doesn't exist or stolen from other countries

cuuuuute

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when the conversation approaches anything even close to interesting, it's time to switch to another thread.
classic Yea Forums.

the cricket's the first story on their "sports headlines" section
but bbc are showing the footy so they're obviously gonna have that front and centre

dont let the queen here you say this "lad"

>19,000 viewing the Japan vs Scotland page
>140,000 viewing the England vs Windies page
Big think

>Chicken Tenders - $8.29

They've gone up in price

politics really isn't interesting
it's the same conversation you've had a thousand times with a thousand different posters

is there a single institution that isn't trying to kill cricket
don't know why everyone thinks it's a sport for the elites when they're all out to get >us

literally from england mate
sort yourself out

Really need my amazon delivery to arrive in the next 50 minutes lads

it'll be another hung parliament

based retardposter

there genuinely is not. i used to believe CA and channel 9 had our backs but clearly thats not the case

indiachan.com/b/res/12594.html#13006
think every person on indiachan responded to this post
they went awfully quiet afterwards too

>British cuisine

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Is Kevin Peterson straight

i'm going to say what we're all thinking; andrew strauss has a weird shaped head

leave saving cricket to me

>Pietersen
>Strauss
how come even the white guys aren't English?

>served with 'Chips'

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For me, its 'chips'

Kino swiggy ads
youtube.com/watch?v=J65zwr0koLc
youtube.com/watch?v=t8LzOCaRMIE

last few years have been eye opening

>two retired players

at least update your banter sweetie

They're pushing their whole #shebelieves thing so fucking hard. I don't give a shit about filling articles when nothing is happening but there's loads of major stuff the last few days, the Americans trying to blow up the Iranians, a new PM, CWC but nope top story is Women's football.

>skysports hiring Clarke and Slats as the aussie commentators
absolute farce, seriously turns me off watching >our matches

"no"

>212
anything below 300 is basically a foregone conclusion at these matches

...

Reminder that windies only need to take 8 wickets

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He's a white south African. They act feminine so the blacks see them as a sexual object rather than a threat

Actually based as fuck.

Strauss is a true muppetarian

>American cuisine

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I never said they were still playing.
it just baffles me, is all.

Was your tinder ratio lads?

>you know remember Strauss's declarations

how the fuck did warne do it lads? how did he save his hair?

The power of 3 packs of ciggies a day

took the bogpill

the holy trinity of ex-england-international bizarro freaks:
>andrew strauss
>jonny wilkinson
>michael owen

chitterlings is british cuisine you mong, the blacks in the states just appropriated it

Secret deal with the Bogdanoffs. He got all his hair, but... there was a price

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it's literally advanced hair studio. i did my research for this meme.

just got back from the beers run

>212

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jesus christ.
that's just sad.

COPE

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>British delicacy

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did anyone clip sebbo getting a shoutout from warne?

>poot opening

Oh no no no no

sebbo looks grim

i'd honestly love to see it myself

and make a webm of it

>American delicacy

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theyre saying 212 lad, he can score a 50 strike rate 100 and win comfortable.

Okay, stokes, curran, morgan.

>Chitterling is first documented in Middle English by the Oxford English Dictionary, in the form cheterling, c1400. Various other spellings and dialect forms were used. The primary form and derivation are uncertain.
>Chitterlings were common peasant food in medieval England, and remained a staple of the diet of low-income families right up until the late 19th century and not uncommon into the mid 20th century.

bought 36 cans of carling
a pack of sweet chill pringles and a pack of prawn cocktail pringles
22.50

Just bought this lads

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>Chitterlings were common peasant food in medieval England
and now they are a yank delicacy

who the fuck is this depressing drip on tms
fucking hell

why did all these brown ex-colonies take to patrician cricket rather than pleb football?
I'm sure it's been asked before but I'm curious about your theories.

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because the empire is ancient and was only relevant before football was big

CUM ON EGENLEND

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>alchy my son
>your stomach rumble now
>u must chuse
>buteful and natural crisps of sliced real potatoes
>or dried potato flakes reconstituted into a dough and sliced into uniform shapes

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Cricket is an upper class sport in England, so all the toffs who ruled the colonies took it over to them.

Football has always been for chavs and plebs here

OH NONONONO GONE GOTTEM BTFO COTTRELL ON A HATTRICK CRINGELAND ON POOICIDE WATCH

Because cricket was played by higher class officials who were in the colonies for administration while football was played by common people.

go eat your spotted dick

>classic British cuisine

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fuck off you pathetically unfunny fat mong

Soccer is a new sport, lad. Cricket existed in it's current form way before soccer so naturally it was exported everywhere first.

Too hot to play football in India, also cricket was the most popular sport for the longest time. First to be properly professional and so on. It's arguable that all modern professional spectator sport owes its existence to WG Grace

were there no lower class brits in the colonies though?

classic American family meal

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what is "american cuisine"?

Cottrell has kino action

>ausflag
>sticking up for the pringles eater
not at all surprised

sugar water and transfats

taco bell, mcdonalds, burger king

looks like something they'd buy for their mum

Other than soldiers and sailors I doubt it.

Why would they go there?

Yeah but not in charge

that ain't cooked yet you fool, this is more like it

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weird to think that a much simpler and obvious sport such as football is more recent than a much more complicated and contrived sport such as cricket.
you'd think the simpler forms of sport would precede the more complicated ones.
(mind you, I like cricket, but it is more contrived).

>still below the asking rate
England are FINISHED

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>he thinks that does it justice
grim

R O U N D

Third best in the world

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you have to remember that sports were a way for rich people to spent their time relaxing and socialising whilst working class people you know... did all the work

>he's never eaten a good meatloaf
feeling more sad for you than anything right now m8

i watched a documentary about the british empire once, i don't know if this is the main reason but the british built these country club type things that were really nice, after their shifts in the evenings they would go there, eat, drink and whatever, and there was a big cricket oval and pavilion where they would play. eventually they were organizing games with the locals and it became a lil event. then when the british left, the locals took over these clubs and kept playing cricket.

I've seen one of those 3 star restaurants in San Francisco on a tv show. The food looked like absolute shite.

every school, club, village, etc in england played by their own rules for hundreds of years. was only the late 1800s that it was codified and they all started playing one sport.
pretty sure modern soccer exists because some folks were upset that you could hack and people and pick the ball up with your hands.

god UberEats is fucking grim after 10 PM. I'm starving

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oh dear

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well, I guess all Empires are different, but the Portuguese Empire basically reproduced all of Portuguese society in its colonies (including the middle and lower classes).
the difference being there were more whites than browns in the metropolis and more browns than whites in the colonies.

based cat decided to have a big chunder on the kitchen tiles instead of the carpet, very thoughtful.

Yeah San Francisco should be nuked

Cottrell's action is actually disgusting.

>japan: 29
wtf? are the people who give these out massive weebs?

Cricket is the epitome of small English village weekend comfy sport, you used to have big open fields and it's more a game of skill that sheer athleticism (at least longer forms are) so 50 years olds and teenagers can play in the same game. It was perfect for the pre industrial world.

>joe poot opening
>SR of 25.00

kek

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nah you're alright lad, more for you

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KEK

makes sense.

so true
right up there with bumrash

kek

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Japan just has elite cuisine

based baha men

agreed but i didnt realise they had so many 3 star restaurants. more than france even

>le epic country bants

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>Michelin stars means food quality is better
Yeah no. They're like Oscars don't mean for shit

is it gay to like joe root because he's handsome

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO WHO WHOWHO

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comfy replies overall, thank you.

couldnt believe it when i found out it was Michelin as in Michelin tyres

only if you're from lancashire

>new game
such a grim series after they introduced those new characters

I hear SF might overtake indian as the streetshitting hotspot of the world

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yeah that sounds right
I think the real reason the subcontinent is so good at cricket is that the English elites were so entrenched there and played it themselves, then they left abruptly and India still had the capacity to participate in world cricket
it probably had average support in India and other places for a while but then gradually it became they only sport those countries were internationally relevant in and India won that world cup in the 70s or whatever so it exploded in the absence of other sports codes

Yeah called its aus lad

OH MY

anyone ever save the kfc burger from thailand or something where the cheese slice was on top of the bun? remember it was first posted here during the 2014 home season

Advanced hair studio:tm:

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it's one of those sponsorships that you don't even register, like Guinness world record

thing about meatloaf is, you've gotta actually cook it yourself since no restaurant serves a good one. people who know how to cook properly are almost never that disabled because they know and care what goes into their bodies.

what is this place anyway? is it just hair transplants?

>most of the marquee games towards the end when teams will likely be close to or already qualified

not a fan

any pajeets that can tell me whether Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India is actually a good movie? It seems comfy.
>The people of a small village in Victorian India stake their future on a game of cricket against their ruthless British rulers.
but
>3 hours and 41 minutes
>musical

>le freedom chariot
Outside the big East and West Coast cities, American food is as bad as British food is outside London. Just awful greasy fatty shit

>gautam gambhir: indian cricket legend
>shane warne: australian cricket legend
>sourav ganguly: indian cricket legend
>jacques kallis: south african cricketer
what did they mean by this?

>GCSE exams done today in England
Hmm?

WIndies need to take some wickets if they want to win this

are there any india films that aren't musicals?

>WTF ITS REAL LMFAO

In the 80s there were a lot of Japanese who trained in France, and plenty of French chefs who came to Japan because the economy was booming. French cuisine is huge there.

Don't your people literally shit outside and prepare food on the same street?

>2019
>not putting cheese on your dessert

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yes, it's a good film. LOVE Aamir Khan. also this

school exams when you're 15/16

It's okay, the cricket match is utterly cheesy but when will you see a cricket match dealt with at such length in a movie?
Dangal is basically the same movie by the same director but with mud wrestling lolis

Had a teacher at school who was Indian who let us watch this over the course of about four lessons. I enjoyed it

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Skyline is trash. Everyone here knows that.

He did TV adverts for years, I thought everyone knew

And yet the average Indian roadside eatery has better food than all of provincial England. You are welcome to your toby carvery and little chef garbage

Like stars on earth

and restrict the run rate

it was a whole poster advertising it with a certain name and everything.

i used to quite like chili con carne with pasta, ngl

can only imagine how they came up with that absolutely groundbreaking idea

>greasy chip buttie being sang
literally a song about british cuisine

They didn't air in India
>Oh NONONONONONO

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he's still in adverts for it now. even shilled it jokingly on his son's stream earlier today.

>roadside
>eatery
OH NO OH NO NO NO NO

i dont wanna rock
dj

>Same director
Same actor retard, different director. Also Lagaan is much much better than Poongal

why are they still in business then?

root is such a qt little twink
hard to believe he is a) older than 20 and b) taller than 6ft

same tune different words

root has a tiny pin head so he is forced be a twink otherwise he would look ridiculous

what are the words then? I assumed it was for Joe Root

i've got the gift
gonna stick it in the goal

They're like hairclub: They offer a number of services, including transplants, but I think their main product is just a fancy hairpiece that's woven into your remaining hair

Root is a past it haggard old man.

It's all about Sam Curran now.

Little Chef has closed down, even when it was open people only ate at it on the motorway services.

one time he got sledged and responded with "there's nothing wrong with being gay. don't use it as an insult"

god he's cute...

Why can't they just use West Indian commentators for all the games, we don't need no others man.

PLEASE post the female version of him and broad
theyre so fucking hot

not a poo, but it's the only Bollywood film I've ever seen and it's pretty kino. Just skip some of the more boring songs

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fucking pissing it down
has been all day

been fine here lad, actually a bit sunny right now

christ alive that joanne root

Which app is actually used for this?

literally bucketing it down

I miss tony cozier

England are slightly ahead here I think

left unironically looks like my mum at age 22

sickening innings from the windies

Broad would get absolutely smashed for six

Slumdog millionaire

Would bang tbeh

pic

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

i'd cum in your mum

Wish I was your dad

The "anti-censorship reddit alternative" has shut down the cricket streams page because they're scared of a DMCA notice. Nowhere is safe to post streams it seems.

It's kinon lad. Skip the songs xx

post a pic and prove it

Serves you right for living in some northern shithole desu mate

>"warnie can you shout out my american friend sebbo"
>"ah sebbo the sceptic tank yank"

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why are they showing footage of the New Forest? It's nowhere near there

saidit.net/s/CricFlix/comments/qr5/england_vs_west_indies_match_19/

love the smell of a newly unwrapped pack of sticky notes

i live in the west country

>people only ate at it on the motorway services.
That was a fancy dining out experience for the average Brit. Guess you still have Jamie's Italian which is equally great

that's sooo crazy

ingenious trannies

they were but only in based australia mate

literally just opened a new sticky note or stickies as apple call them spooky

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

kek thats the one
goosey loved this

Serves you right for living in some western shithole then

thanks m8s, will skip some of the songs

How is that mess free? I would think it would be even messier than a regular burger

>poo desperately inventing things to make his stinky "roadside eateries" sound appealing

cajun food is good tbf

>if only I was Gabriel’s lawyer after that incident with Root

What did Holding mean by this? Does he think homophobia is ok?

anyone else notice the increasing number of fresh off the boat reddit newcunts copying the same reply in every new thread? its like waht faggots used to do on Yea Forums in 2010 chaining together a le epic reply and fitting in. so fucking cringe
do these idiots actually think thats funny?

>That was a fancy dining out experience for the average Brit
maybe if they were indian or pakistani

seething rasta on tms

non indian
I liked it

don't have any unpublished ones handy, not gonna risk you cunts doxing her

just suffice it to say the resemblance is actually striking

really? I was told cricket is the story about the resilience shown by the Indians when they were under the British Rule. They are already taxed to the bone by the British and their cronies, but when Jack Russell announces that he will double the Lagaan (tax) from all villagers, they decide to oppose it. Leading the villagers is a handsome young man named Bhuvan, who challenges them to a game of cricket, a game that is to be played by veteran British cricket players, versus villagers, including Bhuvan himself, who have never played this game before, and do not even know a bat from a piece of wood. As the challenge is accepted, the interest grows and attracts Indians from all over the region, as well as the British from all over the country - as everyone gathers to see the 'fair play' that the British will display against their counter-parts, who are aided by none other than the sister, Elizabeth, of Captain Rusell.

>Brit literally can't defend the awful restaurants in his country
London has some quality I admit. But outside what are your options? Harvester? You just don't have the food culture of countries like India, France, Italy etc

Yeah, the parts that aren't just fried entrails are alright I guess

did he really?

haha based warnie, wish i'd been watching

kek did he actually say this
absolute madman

I know the site, they posted 10 minutes ago they're shutting it down

based Apu Trilogy mate

England's NRR is going to be insane.

prefer this one desu

>poo using yet another poverty establishment to represent peak british dining

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i posted new zealand chan and maybe i'll keep doing so until such a time as my cricket team stops really doing it, it's called team spirit

He did, I’m watching with my old man and we both thought we’d misheard him

why would he even need a lawyer

lads lets be honest food from the isles is generally quite grim as much as we all like our roasts and pub feeds

>implying there is any other kind in provincial England
There's the chip shop I suppose

im talking about the threads where 50 different people copy the first reply in a thread as if its funny.

that's fucking epic, please tell me someone clipped it

sunday is the day the games switch to the big grounds

jonneh beerstow

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I live in a small town in Sussex and there’s five or six high end restaurants here that serve things superior to Indian poo on a plate.

Please be quiet now

Do Indians think they would have been better off if the British never showed them the ways of the future. Look at Aus/NZ/Canada, they've all done fine. SA is questionable but they're trying. Is it spun by Nationalists that India was like Wakanda and Britian stole all of it's amazing advanced technology and left them with nothing.

>we all like our roasts and pub feeds
It would be alright if those weren't the only options. You go to France, Italy, Spain, and yes India, you can just pop into to any random restaurant and it will be great. England you have to research just to get something edible

Avicii's dead? When the fuck did that happen

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>Indian crushes sugar cane into a cup by the roadside
>Mahstreetfoodz.jpg
>Everyone get's Diarrhea
>India becomes the world capital of Diarrhea

yeah exactly what I'm saying

steyning?

Literally London commuter belt m8. And 'high end'. In other countries you can eat well on a budget. You know this is true, you must have visited the continent

I remember one match Mikey commentated where people dressed up as one of the commentators in the stands and he said that they'd need boot polish if they wanted to dress up as him.

shows that he grew up during the colonial era

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Most resturuants aren't "British" they're Italian or Spanish or whatever, yeah the food down the pub is British and so is a carvery or whatever but most actual resturuants you walk into anywhere are European or Asian. Do you not know this? England isn't one giant village, most people live in big towns or cities.

What a geezer

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Hi! Is this /comfycric/?

Of cause they do. Any excuse

>poot with strike rate >100

I think windies are in trouble bros

ye lad

>Mikey says something un-PC
>Other commentator goes quiet and tries to change the subject

poofs

look at that gormless mug

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one of those two big stands is named after shane warne

Not technology but stile all the money you jews

ta la

I personally find it in bad taste that food is wasted by these "haute-cuisine" fucks in such an egregious way. Give me my gujrati food any day of the week and twice on sunday

London isn't the only city that has places to eat mate, the closest thing that could be classed as British food near me is a steakhouse, most places are Italian or Indian or Chinese

poot normally sits at around 90-100 SR in odi cricket. thing with root is he's a 50 and out man

Gayle literally wearing a pair of designer sunglasses instead of the Oakleys everyone else wears. What a fucking guy

from what I've read I think there is a case that India suffered from colonialism, unlike the others

noone says no to him

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wtf bros! I told my gf that the West Indies would win! She's crying rn though it was a prank I'm playing, I'm fucked lads!

BASED kadi chawal lad

Interesting

>english

>Athers: I love watching

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poor little yorkshireman

think the Windies might be shit

Watching these black bulls get btfo by a Twink like poot makes me cry too
You know what you have to do now

everyone in the crowd is wearing my cap

*splits into two*
*hits a backfoot drive through cover*
nuthin personnel.. kid..

Only the pajeets can save us from England winning the wc

I beg you start saving as jpeg bruv

parkistarn

Even though he's a "Sky salaryman" he does still speak his mind (and can because you know why)

>muh knees
is Andre Russell the Nadal of cricket?

What "money" did India have? Seriously.

Yeah, undoubtedly but some Indians seem to act like they'd live in a utopia if those evil Brits hadn't come. They'd be more like Sub Saharan Africa if there wasn't railroads, bridges, dams and all the other infrastructure built. Not to mention they were ruled by the Mughal's who were an Islamic empire ruling over Hindu's and there was wars with the Maratha empire constantly.

kek she cant stand the reality than the white man is still on top

they call him poverty internetbro

h-he's fast

windies are throwing the towel in
south africa 2.0

OH MY

Why does Russell have an l missing on the name on his back?

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>THE MULTIFORM TECHNIQUE!

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Holder wicket this over

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why

imagine the smell

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>bruv

Genuine question. Why do Indians bob their neck back and forth when they talk

>1.9MiB 1422x800
Come on you're taking the piss now

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Wicket looms

>bully the ginger
>get injured

umm, that's called karma sweetie...

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can't help with your poor education lad

BASED

India has quite a lot of coal and iron the British did take advantage of but nowhere near the value of what Britian took from South Africa (Gold/Diamonds/Platinum)

Let's just stop and reflect for a moment how the average Brit was starving themselves eating "stew" and grass with absolutely no flavour (because they didn't even have pepper kek) whilst they froze to death in the winter whilst India was the source and mixing pot of spice, flavour and daring

youtube.com/watch?v=atxEh-RADyU

trick shot

Unironically think it might be worth opening with root so teams don’t bowl spin early against >us as he’s elite against spin and put Roy at 3

>Root 37(36)
>Bairstow 37(36)

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literally this. no need to open with two meme hitters

they unironically think they'd have been growing like china during the same period without british rule, ignoring the fact that they haven't come close to china's growth during their 70 years of independence

>We were incredibly rich and you stole all our money but I won't provide sources and blame you for my lack of ability to make a coherent argument

Cool

clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive
how will sebbo recover

comfy copa america on later tonight

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

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just woke up

well bowled, lads

holy shit kek

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Which island produces the best cricketers? Barbados?

right, so you can't actually explain anything lol.
we were an english colony too and now we're one of the richest, prosperous and developed nations on earth

halooo dear boro

BTFO

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They don't have close to China's natural resources, I'm not just talking coal/gas/oil but China's monopoly of rare earth metals has made them insane amounts of money.

Also China and India both made their major reforms (end of Chinese civil war and independence for India) in the late 40s but only one country has become a superpower.

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Not quite the same though. It's not like we stole all of Australia's existing wealth.

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kek

warnie's got him on the ropes

>Hi Sebbo, you septic tank yank
FUCKING KEK

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btfo

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yes by far even though it's a fraction of the size of jamaica/ trinidad

cookey on tms

certain """""man""""" ITT has gotten very quiet lads

Oh no :(

yeah because we have loads of shit in the ground mate and because a successful, advanced culture could be imported wholesale without any real native populations to re-educate

not really the same

>shade warne
fucking kek

At least i'm not playing computer games with kids as a balding 45 year old

reeks of ropage this post

This is the post

Was Warnie asked to say "septic tank, yank"??????????????????

>THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT DAMAGE CONTROL
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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roping looms

that was his own contribution

no the original question was
>maskedm0nkey: Warnie can you give a shoutout to my American mate Sebbo?
he just added the rest KEK

You're on the ropes. But this time, the rope doesn't break.

KEK LMAO HE SAID IT LADS, SOMEONE SAID SEBBO HAHAHAHA OMFG DIS IS SO FUNNY LET'S POST IT ON 4CHANNEL LMAO HAHAHA SEBBO ON THE ROPES LMFAO HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER LOL

HOLY FUCKING KEK

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well and truly roped lads

this but unironically

>SEPTIC
>TANK
>YANK

wonder how long they were watching that stream to get him to say that

(YOU) WERE HUMILIATED

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The collapse is ON

septic tank yank shut the fuck up

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was abouit five minutes in

another lad said something like "you're such a boomer" and he got confused

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>Bear Stu

BASED FUCKING WARNIE KEK

India would be better long term without >us going, as we took a lot of wealth out of the country, but we did improve infrastructure etc and tried to modernise, but most of the country is a shithole still

clips.twitch.tv/BlitheLaconicPineapplePartyTime

GOTTEM

GONE

FUCK OFF

GO NECK YOURSELF LIKE YOUR DAD

GET OFF THE PITCH

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF

>poorstow

cheers m8

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get the one of him going off at the chat and calling them muppetarians

>we took a lot of wealth out of the country
Did we though

Based woakes at 3

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They've had over 70 years to do something but they don't give a shit about the poor.

it wouldn't be utopia but it wouldn't be sub-Saharan Africa either. certainly not all of it. major portions of the country WOULD have been better off in the long run except for maybe not having the English language

>woakes at 3
the absolute state of english batting

plunkett in at 4

Based nightwatchman in an odi

>mfw "HA HA HA" fades

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I was joking about Woakes at 4, now he's at 3, holy shit

high iq move from england

we could literally pick our batting order out of a hat at the start of every game and it wouldn't matter lol

They wouldn't have cricket

Rain looms

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they be playing soccer or something right now lad. grim

jesus christ

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we literally pulled mountains of gold out the ground, just quiet like and we're waiting until 2040 to spend it

god imagine being nasser

Nah that's prime muggy weather

>required run rate of 3.26
Let’s be honest England could end this before the halfway mark if they fancied it

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imagine the SMELL

Cuckworth-Poois on the cards lads

okay yes that too

Not that much gold compared to what was taken out of the Orange state and the Transvaal, Saffers got a bad deal

>100% Anglo
>50% Anglo 50% Indian
>100% Indian

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>le Putin face

root dismissal on the cards

England in any major tournament:
>start pessimistic, defeatist
>win a couple of games against shit tier nations
>become arrogant, start to believe beyond all doubt it's coming home
>lose

I want to fuck Isa so badly

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>bogans still seething
get fucked u dirty low IQ criminals

and yet south africa is still one of the biggest old, platinum and diamond exporters in the world. indians make it seem like brit tooks literally ALL their resources

>britain's past, present and future

she knows what shes doing

thinking about that summer she spent with KOK

do NOT let richo see that loli with twintails in the crowd lads

lol

jfc who's this ugly snob

*be's seething*

And we took a fuck ton of their platinum and diamonds too but they're still getting more.

Also loads of Indian resources were not discovered until Brits were gone, the major oil and gas deposits were found in the 60s, and most of the coal and iron/steel that Britain did pull out the ground couldn't actually be shipped back, it's a bit a waste to ship coal with older methods of shipping. Most of that went back into infrastructure production

imo
england will lose to australia in the final

dunno what im supposed to be seething over desu
feel like im not sure if youre referring to this thread or something that happened on the cricket.

ordred some mac n' cheese for dindin

>mfw women try and talk about cricket

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Kek

Why is Woakes batting already? There can't be that many injuries

heh

le dynamic batting order

Woakes is going to open in the Ashes

Had American Kraft macaroni cheese one

I tell you, I'm human garbage and I will eat essentially anything, but that filth was beyond disgusting, I couldn't BELIEVE how revolting it was, and how SWEET it was, it was like a dessert. Beyond grim binned it after a few mouthfuls

>mfw having to watch "english" "cricket"

we're just taking the piss out of the windies

winning this has made up for our lose to the pakis

>mfw hope solo's on bbc and i'm stuck here

Reckon West Indies will have to start thinking about taking some wickets if they want to win this.

What did you expect from a fucking microwave meal?

no, based joe denly is

based poot. tipping him to get out in the next few deliveries

we're 'aving a giraffe m8, easy game may as well have some fun

>

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you probably used sugar instead of salt or something

american food mate, nothing tastes real because its all loaded with oils/syrups/industrial byproducts

The chad Poot
The virgin Poorgan

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Reading a collection of diaries from soviet soldier that fought in the afghan war. Sounded very grim

Unironically was fine losing to the pakis, made them realise they had to wake the fuck up it’s a tournament not some meme 5 match series where we can be le aggressive doesn’t matter if we score less than 100 team

for me it's reading a collection of scorecards from ashes series throughout the 20th century

This is the drive

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Even if it tasted like doritos or something I would've understood but there was literally no redeeming quality, it was just sweet orange goo. How can it be popular

Pity the poor yankoid sprogs who associate that stuff with home and growing up

My guilty pleasure is american soft drinks that don't actually have real sugar they put fucking corn in it, I think it's most of them. I'll get a gatorade and chug the thing like an animal. It's GMO corn too, probably going to kill me but I fucking love 1 or 2 a week.

>australian flags outnumbered by british flags ITT
based. cant remember the last time i ever saw this in a cricket thread

Looks like a Crimewatch line-up for a smash and grab gang

For me, it's Sky Blue, the classic English colour

This is the pose

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>keep hitting fours
>still no mid off

kek

friday afternoon, everyone's home from work

Truth be told, the gold we are mining today would not have been capable of being mined 100 years ago. At some point the gold will become inaccessible again until we figure out how to go deeper for cheaper. I think one of the mines are already at 4km deep, and close to breakeven with their ore quality.

kek

so who's cricket's TSU currently?

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gram for gram it's sweeter than sugar as well
i think calorie for calorie it provides more sweetness sensation as well

also cheaper because we tariff mexican sugar in violation of NAFTA claiming it's an antidumping countermeasure

Shane Warne

Stokes is pretty gay

Kohli

yeah watched a doco about the one in joburg thats the deepest mine in the world atm
interesting stuff

the GOAT but not actually the GOAT but gets paraded in media all over the place? got to be kohli

You're lucky this WC because it's your night time, you actually get to watch it. Closest I come to watching it on weekdays is quickly checking /cric/ and googling 'cricket'

>England get shit for pricking Archer
>here comes Thomas O'Shane for Windies
Hmmm

get off internet smoth

>he doesn't have a dodgy stream up at work

should be able to watch the second innings at least, no?
for us it ends at 3am so kind of hard unless youre a NEET

But he's not Irish

and who's cricket's Messi?
i.e. talented but a perennial choker.

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anybody can talk

Don't try to pretend corn syrup is better than sugar, it's gross and filthy but it's delicious.

Nadal

big if true

>Gayle coming on for a bowl

go away, stop copying Root

>dharmasena standing at point even when both batsmen are right handers
triggers my autism desu

...

>gayle flossing

I like Gayle's glasses

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so true

if they're not to take wickets, being very economical from here on in could be the key

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think I'vefucked my shoulder lads