/cric/ket World Cup 2019 - England vs West Indies #2

shut up deano

Why does Stokes wear those absolutely knackered old arm compression things

doubt it will have to stream it on bein sports

Pretty sure Thomas is taller than anyone on the England team m8

ashamed of his shit tattoos

if i were to lose my hand the tradeoff is that i'd want to just be neet is what i mean, not that i couldn't physically work again.

not really. its not even the average yearly salary here and im in my 20s so that'd only last till my 70s, and given average life expectancy, medical advances etc, barring some tradegy i'd probably live for several years after that

to simulate the feeling of being arm deep in a man's creamy colon

sportsmen are superstitious weirdos

Surely he can get some that don’t look like they’re 20 years old though

its so fucking retarded, why not just wear a long sleeve shirt rather if youre scared of scraping your elbows.

odd run rate

Did you hear about the chinese godfather?
He made an offer they couldn't understand.

becus thats what they all do in india

actual direct sunlight lads

Yeah but you could do something you enjoy even if it pays shit since you have the money supplementing your lifestyle.

windies are crashing out

>remittance adverts

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reckon jacko warne is living the life lads

I'm bordering on earning twice that and I enjoy my work

whats on the menu today lads?

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true but idk, i feel like since i could easily earn more than that and retain both hands it just wouldnt be worth it.
also could never play cricket properly again

A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "Why?" Doctor said, "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."

>I'm bordering on earning twice that
corrr what do you do lad?

>hey jimmy what are you doing with my gloves

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work in financial services at a big 4 firm

>the indian spammer is by himself in the dead thread while we've all migrated
KEK i wonder if he thinks he successfully killed the thread

Chips and gravy

>we are always saving the men around here, might wanna think about changing the name to X-Women

fuck this was powerful

OYE HOYE

did they actually

>India - Pakistan

Shan't

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presumably it's some kind of bot? i mean, nobody would be sad enough to sit and make all those posts, RIGHT?

EY?

BASED

absolutely based

No I think they're still called the X-Men.

won't comment further

where my /pwc/ lads at?

Bish's commentary still sounds identical to his Brian Lara cricket commentary

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>all these firmlets ITT
For me it’s Jones Day

made me chuckle

>not watching the brown man get BTFO
yikes

POOran

>loves neets
youre in with a chance mate

just finished some avo, crackers, emmental, pickled onions and biltong

For me, it's Ernest and Young.

KEK

what's for dinner mate?

Just linking this post here because i didn't realise it was a new thread

>women food delivery "boy"
Hmm wut

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>biltong
god bless the saffa shop right by my house.

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Seriously what character encoding is this gibberish?

HATE lundiachan

big fan of biltong and droewors

the man himself

>literal genius didn't realised we were all in the new thread

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Whenever I see a female with a job like this I always think she must be in some kind of trouble.

Need ten pints of Guinness straight down my gullet.

Don't worry it is going to be Xis-people in a year that's far americans have gone.

guinness is rank

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hey lads
so is faulkner gay or was its just bants?

Jio was a mistake

remember when rashid was good

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no

what times lunch?

Meant to try and be productive today as I’ve got the day off work but all I’ve done is sit around watching cricket.

Report this faggot lads

rank it quite high as well lad haha

about an hour and a half from now lad

nope

>hasn't rained once when england played
Thinking their weather's bit racist.

reported him
feel abit bad imagine if he gets banned for the paki game bet he would be devastated

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Rashid Khan is the Rank 3 ODI bowler and Rank 2 ODI all rounder currently m8

has Gower retired from commentating?

why drink then

>being this mad that someone posted qt asian girls on the random board of your dead chan
hmm

hope so

This is the thread

based pooran

kek rashid is so fucking garbage
literally free runs for windies right now

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unironically what did he mean by that

>no more wickets
>windies ticking along at test match pace

who else bored here

>is

watched that new hotel mumbai film last night
wasnt sure about it before it started but was a decent watch quite gripping

There's no proof that he did it.

assume that was the advice of his lawyers

>Is it fair to say Adil Rashid would have had a much better career at the international level if he wasn't representing England? Fair to say - Yes. The team's long researched aversion to any kind of spin has meant that a promising career has never quite taken off - at any format of the game.

lol, he wouldn't have had any career in most countries

think he said something about wanting to drag his court case out and make a media spectacle of it.

probably hoping the media will air every word he says and not just ignore him until get gets 20 lift sentences

was it someone from here, or is he spamming everywhere on Yea Forums now?

where the FUCK are those retarded jannies

I can't get sober women to go home with me and it looks creepy af for a stone cold sober man to take home a drunkfucked woman.
The trick is to only be a little drunk, so everyone thinks you're being the responsible caring partner when you take her home to rape her

he's a mossad agent, what did you expect?

>aversion to spin

what is Graeme Swann

KEK

>Plunkett
>Literally the sound my poo makes plopping into the toilet water

/cric/ was moved tempo to Yea Forums in /randia/chan yesterday lad

didnt realise adil was a spinner

Wanr englel to lose

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windies comeback is happening lads

he's mad at /cric/ because a few of us made a thread on their Yea Forums board and talked aobut cricket and posted some cute girls

Cricbuzz writers are IPL watching brainlets

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pooran century on the cards

graeme smith was an opening batsmen lad

im off to lidl lads anyone want anything?

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This cunts literally got poo in his name, why the fuck isn’t he out yet

want this unoriginal fag to piss off

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Thinking that we should concede less boundaries if they want to keep the run rate down.

really rolls off the tongue, doesnt it?

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makes a good point

Packet of caramel peanuts mate.

You’ve got me there chief

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Don't understand her sudden fame, she's not attractive nor a good actress.

>le keep bowling Ratshit

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>inb4 he scores a century

Women in BLACKED lol

yeah better put fartwide on

capeshit starring role

>a dyke mutt

literally all the criteria required for a successful career in Jewywood nowadays

real talk graeme swann spent most of his england career as naught but a cheerleader and good lad in the locker room

Dunno about this plan m8

>poot

roy coming back on

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>average 65.45

ooooooooooooooooo my roy boy

Can this other guy stop larping as me.

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>batting with no hat or helmet

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Fewer boundaries

Biased paki umpires once again

Kino way to bat honestly.

Take his fucking heed off Root son

Unironically this

One tiny little incident against the saffas doesn't change the fact that we're the good guys

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nah, you're not viv richards and you never will be

Why should he plead guilty?

Also if murder is the unlawful killing of another human being with malice aforethought, he might genuinely believe the killing was lawful, they weren’t human, or he didn’t have a malicious state of mind.

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HOWZAT!??

Bit confused lads
Why doesn't Rashid just bowl as well as Poot? That way we'd keep the run rate down

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Literally the antagonists of world cricket

if England win the WC, cricket is no longer fun.
agree?

Correct. He went from shit tier to based in one over.

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true

Big fan of Hetmyers hat here. Love a floppy cricket hat.

Ratshit is a fifth columnist

his feelings about doing it doesnt change the law lad

Wish Hetmyers would fuck my gf desu

Any WA man in?

the white man's burden

Imagine the state of Yea Forums if that happens

Future CWC winner here, AMA

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yes mate
about ro head off though

GOTTEM

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

which is your favourite teletubby?

How are you going to win the world cup in New Zealand when it's being hosted in England? haha

>we're the good guys

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sad

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

KEKED BY THE HAT NARRATIVE

mad how little people are talking about the wc here.

rugby is only slightly more popular here yet the 2015 world cup was pretty hyped

why is there a paki on the white team lads

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FUCK this is not looking good for the windies lads

the funny thing is england play by far the most exciting ODI cricket

Not a fan

TAKE YOUR FLOPPY HAT AND FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILLION

I was always a Tinky Winky fan, posed an imposing figure.

>popping one back off Poot's "bowling"
absolute state of Shitmyer lads

LOL. Why do the Windies always struggle vs Poot?

too bad nz guy didn't manage to actually get the bangladesh cricket team

hate those smelly little manlets

2015 cwc was much bigger, Yea Forums is just dead and this is a shit wc

cricket is great because England has never been the best at the most English sport in the world.
the banter is amazing.
if they do win it, the sport is ruined.

If he’s far enough off his rocker he might honestly think he can disprove any of those elements, or at least keep any one of them from being proved beyond a reasonable doubt.

There are tax protestor wackos in the US who insist that the constitutional amendment to legalize federal income taxation was never ratified, and that therefore they don’t need to pay their taxes and can’t be arrested. And then you get the ones who think they don’t need a driving license because they have a constitutional right to free travel, and that by operating a motor vehicle they’re engaged in protected traveling that can’t be restricted in any way.

It’s not a stretch for this guy to think he can, for example, prove that the people he killed were enemy combatants and that he was engaged in cultural self-defense. Thus he pleaded not guilty.

you could see that coming

he was Australian

>DAE Adil "Dilly" Rashid is underrated??! Personally rate him very highly! He's been such a constistent performer for England

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SHITRON SHITMEYER

he just wants publicity and the opportunity to speak out you fat mong

2015 world cup was way more popular here
blame Yea Forums for being complete shit and totally overrun by soccer freshies who chase away any other sport discussion. even american Yea Forums is slow as fuck now

>literally number one test team a few years ago

>adil "dillweed" rashid

kys seething moor

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grim

>England has never been the best
err lad
please learn our sport's history

ISA GUHA is so /comfy/

10/10 commentary

I used to watch cricket when I was in school, back in the early 2000's.
I've since stopped following.
so now NZ are good? how did that happen?
also, I miss Muralitharan.

its the time zones i reckon

england have never been particularly dominant though.

are you actually portuguese? do you watch cricket or just want to see england lose?

How’s that any different from what I suggested he’s doing? Using the courts to prove his psychotic theory is precisely what these people do. They read some Locke and think it’s their duty to clog the machinery of the evil police state with their bodies, and convert more people to their cause.

Did we drop momeme? I’ve just turned it on to see Root having a throw

meh

England won't win the World Cup

you are fat and gay

That's right England have NEVER won the world cu-

damn...

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Same team as the last game

please follow our sport again.
NZ are good now, ye. they have an elite bowling attack and one of the best batsmen in the world.
They're produced good players in the past but i think now that they can bolster their domestic cricket a bit more with saffa, indian and english expats its caused a rise in quality.

yeah, Portuguese.
used to live in Ireland so I got a chance to watch some cricket on sky sports.
but I've always watched all kinds of sports given the chance.

>women
>people

cringe

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Closest they've come to dominant is 2010/2011 I think. Then they got gubbed by Pakistan and SA in 2012 lel.

hope NZ do then*, can't bear india or aus winning it

*as long as they don't win the rugby world cup too

Remember how mad all the NZ posters were after the shooting?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

F

Did I just hear Buttler shout ‘come on lads 160 for 6 in a minute’ on the stump mic?

POOT DELIVERS

I would be comfortable with NZ dominating desu.
I'm a bit ABE when it comes to cricket.

>GIFTING POOT A WICKET
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rooty ripping through this middleorder

Based

Yeah for about an hour. Then there were no NZ posters.

APOLOGISE TO ROOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

gotten over it a bit i reckon

Is Poot, dare I say it, elite?

>HIT SIX
>Poke at a useless wide delivery

This is why WI need more test cricket.

Kek what the fuck was that

def not listening to sky sports commentary

>west indies 'batsmen'

jesus christ
this whole wc i've been thinking that i wouldnt mind seeing NZ win but i never considered the RWC right after. i cant even imagine the arrogance of poo peelanders if they won both at the same time.

based

>Poot has 2

he's a batsman you smelly nig nogs

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playing for spin
against root

the russell/pooran show

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The absolute arrogance of these WI batsmen

Spin bowling is so easy

>it's a Poot out bowls the main spinner episode

Haha imagine if England won the CWC and then the RWC haha.

>do a rain dance
>make the other teams games get called off because of weather
>they share one point
>make the weather get better for your game a claim a solid 2 points against some scrubs

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>bowl dead straight garbage pies
>batsman plays wrong line because he thinks you're an elite spinner
>get bowled

Russel is over rated, he kills bowlers are just about world class level but would not be able to execute at same rate (250-300 Strike rate) against cream of the world Bumrah , cummins, starc, Rabada, Bhuvi,Steyn, Wood, Archer etc. most international team have two of them , while IPl team has one ;) and the ego will not let him think 125-150 is good strike rate and he will fail in this world cup

I watched a bit of women's cricket yesterday during the rain delay (NZ vs. Windies) and honestly it was embarrassing.
I've never seen so many fielding mistakes in my life.
Indian and Bangladeshi kids who play in the streets of Lisbon are better than them.

would love to see the state of Yea Forums.
the thought of all those BIG STRONG ANGLOS suddenly showing interest in our sports gets me giddy.

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noone cares about rugby

But we're shit at rugby

Why don't you guys try winning the soccer world cup instead of letting 3rd world countries win?

BLACKED GRANNY

Holding telling it like it is

RUSSELL IS SHIT

Cringe

Miss the game of rape escape following cricket matches back in the day

the girls cricket team was better than the boys at my high school
they were a good team tbf

nothing surprises me anymore.
Konta could've won the French Open.

I think he's talking about irl. "here" meaning England

Feel like windies would want more runs for the current amount of wickets lost

>Roy not batting before 7
What a gay rule

you can just tell he fucking detests russell for being a meme t20 mercenary

stupidly easy to make a career out of it

I'm dogshit at cricket but I played at a high level over here and bowled to current international players just because I was the only person with anything approaching coordination that didn't want to be a fast bowler or a batsman

BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

OH NONONONONONO

its becus people like gayle would abuse it

the thought of cricket hooligans is amusing.

I've been friends with Andre Russell on Facebook ever since he joined the local team in my town when he was 20 years old, so we're essentially best buddies. Never got to play against him though unfortunately (I got dropped by my team that week)

oh, in that case i blame ECB for selling the rights to sky

these dark lads arent very good are they

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>windies beat pakistan
>Pakistan beat englel
>englel will beat windies
Cricket is a shit sport desu

yup...he calls t20 "the thing that i don't watch" or something

Tbh went my county side (Kent) go to the Oval to play Surrey it approaches this. Kent v Essex is good too

it's literally been first world europeans since forever now, though.
the last time it went to the third world I was a child.

pakistan is literally the most unpredictable team in any sport. no point paying any mind to their games' results.

ye he hates (and that's a good thing)

they're called the barmy army

>lets Poot go for 3 off the over

>Le best strike rate in cricket man

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OH NONONONONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

literally "win the toss": the sport

Is Pooran related to Curran?

is county still followed over there?
sheffield shield completely died in the 90s in Australia, can't even listen to it on the radio anymore

>JOAKES

>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED

LMAO

WOAKES HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

who doesn’t love a neet

WOAKES YOU ABSOLUTE LOAF

i'd be rashitting myself after that

Windies commentators are generally the best

that is an atrocious attempt

THWACK

>can't even listen to it on the radio anymore
um you can in based GOAT elite and muscular WA sweatie xo

*inhales*

Anyone knows idt Tarrant is going to play in world cup?
I hope they don't undermine his undefeated 50.

One day is yeah. T20 gets even better crowds and I can convince my normie mates to come too

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what a fucking butterfingers

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Rashid is so fucking bad.

Russell the Mussell

State of that

Paki match fixing tier

dear oh dear

watch him get a ton after that drop
you heard it here first

based sports FM

literally two boomers with an FM transmitter

I miss a good Windies team.
Bring back Curtly Ambrose.

>see off Root
>go after rashid
KEK imagine being worse than the fucking batsmen chucking pies

>woakes
oh nononono

woakes just dropped the world cup

pretty sure i figured this out

in baseball runs are hard to get

in cricket outs are hard to get

Is there an actual reason Rashid is playing over Mo? I thought Mo was available for selection?

cricket idea: hit balls really really high up so English fielders can't catch them

rashid's red ball retirement paying dividends lads, really thriving in the shorter formats now

>"Ladies in the stand can't believe it. I'd have taken that, they say."
Holding after the dropped catch.

Thank fuck some old schoolers are around.

in baseball the fielders defend
in cricket the fielders attack

>in baseball runs are hard to get
Why do you think they stopped playing cricket?

>Russel is over rated, he kills bowlers are just about world class level but would not be able to execute at same rate (250-300 Strike rate) against cream of the world Bumrah , cummins, starc, Rabada, Bhuvi,Steyn, Wood, Archer etc. most international team have two of them , while IPl team has one ;) and the ego will not let him think 125-150 is good strike rate and he will fail in this world cup

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reckon Boycott's aunt could have too

They're both rubbish but at least rashid doesn't occupy a batting spot without being able to bat

true

KEK i remember in the few games after he said that about test cricket he got absolutely blasted and i just laughed my arse off
absolute dumbcunt. fuck rashid

Mo's wife is having a baby so he has to be with her, at least that's what they're saying

russell crocked himself LMAO

It's going to take this sport another 30 years before it realises there's a number smaller than 20, but 8 over games will be amazing

*breaks his wrist*

get bent you smelly cunt

you reckon bowling to pooran is giving root flashbacks of the ashes locker room lads?

brainy post

Reminiscent of my bowling

reckon Candice Warner is getting flashbacks mate

Nasser calling a Joe Root pie a ‘clever variation’

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You must be a zoomer, Fletcher blacklisted Swanny for years
Idiot

>5 wides off a spinner

>poot
KEK

>poot
kek

lol

>poot

England collapsing before our eyes.

>That drop by Chris Woakes in the last over potentially cost England 26 runs reckons ESPNCricinfo's Luck Index.

hmm

>poot bowling

>leave Candice to me

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lads check out the indiachan thread, they've turned on each other arguing over the site's admin kek

fart pood

chuck us a link

England are based and redpilled

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>wood
>pooran
some really dumb names out there lad

englel choking this away

FUCK OFF

holy mother of comfy

> Having 15 overs next and you're probably the last recognised bat in your team
> Already been dropped once
> Try and slog one and pick out the man in the deep
Are nogs just retarded?

grim

SMELLY GRIMDIAN BTFO

KEK

>let me slog my way on the biggest field in england with a crock wrist

God's own

OH NONONONONO

>CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION >CHAMPION

>only dropping catches off the Paki's bowling
based woakes

>J Rus

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m8 i'm not racist but bradford just ain't what it used to be

Imagine thinking windies even had a chance. Bunch of spastics with bat

Abo nigger this shit has 2-3 cancerous spamming low iq turds and 2-3 half wits posting and was slow as snail pooping.
Also the original Indiachan based langoot(admin) also called blob had the comfiest simplechan ever.
The current chan admin is a dimwit called rusty and can't do anything right.

england have got wood here

Bradford has literally never not been a shithole

Think the electric guitar and its consequences have been a disaster for modern music

we could still have the classic England collapse.

>the virgin lungoot
>the chad rusty

Whats the predictions lads, I'm going with 245 all out at 45 overs.

indiachan has deepest lore

Might make a sisig this weekend.

Hey jofra looks like you're on the wrong team mate haha jk

Judas into the attack lads

Isn’t that made from pig faces? Gross.

BASED

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they'll be all out for sure, but i doubt they'll get to 245

Good meat on animals faces. Beef cheeks are bloody beauty

>poODIs
>cricket

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>DAE Le born in the wrong generation??! :^)

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Literally never met an english person in my entire life that preferred cricket over football

How many people have you met and asked?

3

should stop hanging around with deanos then

>the state of poo shitposting

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there are plenty (although not me)

Electric guitars are literally boomer instruments

Kek

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Rashid doesn't sound like a very english name

I'm a rugby and cricket man tttt

diversity quota

sounds more english than eoin tbf

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>still bowling Ratshit

for what purpose you smelly paddy?

Eoin Morgan belting out God Save The Queen before games must absolutely rattle the paddys

his face doesn't look like a human face either

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he doesn't sing the anthem

He does mate, he’s been singing every game I’ve watched

>Ingurland
MORE LIKE
>Injurland

dropping like flies lads
I smell a James vince recall

I bet you only listen to "music" where you wait for the bass to "drop"

what the fuck is up with the umpiring this tournament
how was that not out

WALK YOU CHEATING BLACK BASTARD

We'll have chris woakes coming in at 5 at this rate

What the fuck that's literally the noise from the wind between the ball and the gloves, that's not out

The disgusting racism from the umpires continues

any lovely hd streams lads?

Aus v Windies had the worst umpiring i've seen since pre-DRS, pre-Taufel/Dar days

ARCHER YOU BEAUTY

Drums are shit too

if hat-trick we all get laid tonight lads

Judas hattrick?

just a bit of affirmative action lads if you think that was out then I would venture to suggest that you are racist

Sensing some racism here lads

JOFFFFFFF

wahey

reddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/
have a good read of the stickied thread

Why are Windies athletes generally chill people whereas Black American athletes absolute fuckwits

Since they got rid of the heat camera, snicko is all we have and if theres even a tiny spike then its out
I remember dravid once getting out but the spike on snicko turned out to be his bat hitting his shoelace

not a fan of this black on back assault

you'd suspect windies are slightly below par here

you could think that
but there's still game time to go

windies are the only chill blacks on earth

you'd suspect right i reckon

cyclingentertainment.stream/england-vs-west-indies/

that's the "american" effect, lad

Why did they get rid of hotspot?

Jofra Archer bleeds for queen and country

East Africans (Tanzania especially) are very, very chill too.

American "black" culture is toxic as fuck.

>letting sharter take wickets

you now remember Steven Finn getting one of the worst hattricks of all time

too expensive for poor countries I'd assume

>Tanzania especially
WRONG

yeah I worked in tanzania for a few months, good lads

Kino series. Bread hatrick, Dravid immovable, Ian Bell demonstrating his keen intelligence

Not going out tonight. Will have a good rest, might beat myself.

know a couple of malian lads and they're very chill despite their obvious deficiencies (french)

There's some variation in Australia too. Sudonese and Somalians are absolute faggots and I think every race in the country hates them, Ethiopians are ok. They tend to be educated and do well in school

one of?

>0-61
the ratshit show

Because it's not reliable at all. And like the brainlets you lot are they don't put a scale on the snicko graph (or say if thry do any S/N manipulation)

I am happy dravid finally got his name on the lord's honours board on his last tour

appealing that is basically cheating

Bloke who's trying to get with the girl with the boyfriend here
She just sent me a snapchat of a delivery from the post, along with the wink-kiss emoji
Surely I'm in, right?

>the Ratshit shower

why is Poorgan not bowling out his best bowlers?

think he's being facetious, there's a deflection as well

you now remember Joe Root

depends
what did she say in full

bushpigbro u here m8

Sudan and Somalia are muslim countries.

Ethiopia is majority Christian.

Same reason why most Indians in the UK are cool and most Pakis are cunts.

Oh shit right, I forgot to mention it said
> I love big packages *wink emoji*

ethiopia is also the more ancient, more advanced and more educated civilisation

THAT TRUMPET IS WAY BETTER THAN THE GUITAR

Did a big think there lads

Provide some counter evidence numbnuts. Literally 1/3 christian morons, muslim morons and other yet no civil war. Nyere was all about peaceful self-sufficiency (albeit failed thanks to that idiot Amin). Never kicked out it's own people either.

personally i'm more of a theorbo fan

I reckon West indies need more runs

hmmm

is she good mates with any of your mates? did they get it too?

Possibly the worst review of all time

>most Indians in the UK are cool
steady on kumar

where I was, there was this field that they used to have prisoners work. there would be about 30 of them with machetes working away with one or two guards watching them all. never any violence, never any escape attempts

thinking windies are about 150 runs short at the moment lads

thanks.
what the hell?
now they have a referee with a loudspeaker describing stuff?

Nah, we matched on tinder funnily enough. She used to go to my high school and was a year below me (in my sisters class incidentally) and admitted to me that she had a crush on me when I was there - this was 4 years ago mind you. But no, I don't know anyone who would also have got that.

350 on the cards

just a few THWACKS away

Probably a 380 par pitch, normally 410 but knock some off for the rain looming.

NOICE PACKAGE MARCO!

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Yeh all those muzzie rape gangs, disabled kids clogging up the system and systemic spreading of mosques (funded by oil) were really false flags innit bruv knowwhatimsaying

grim episode
hits close to home

Why not bring back stokes ;)

how else will we get the zoomers on board with our sport?

What should I get for lunch from my local "british pub", lads?

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>no parmies
>no steak sangas

Those shit windies batsmen making Archer look good

>served american (milder) or english style (hot)
state

The Tanzanians I've met are the most filthy, impolite and braindead cunts. One of them has kids with two african women and one white junkie. The moron keeps whining and throws tantrums at work for no fucking reason.

For me, it's Beckham & owen
sosij roll

makes me livid

Got to help their countryman out

>needing umpball to beat the windies
LMAO

>umpball
Hmmm

Fish and chips with a lager if it's sunny out, steak Guinness pie with a red wine if it's grey

grim

grim

Good christ

Bangers and mash

Disgusting racism from the umpire again

absolute fucking state

haha you are wrong

Never heard of a wally Johnson

reckon windies can defend this total

EDGE

/cric/ btfo

yeah, and music for outs.
ugh.

Everything about america is just so fucking grim

based ump with the big ears

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He’s edged it you drugo

Why would you be getting lunch? It's not even 9am on the east coast

What’s a par score on this pitch?

>English style (hot)
>hot
You white people don't even know what hot curry is tbeh

Anyone STATFAG here? How many teams have been bowled out before 50 overs in this WC?

I'd sooner eat a can of Whiskers before any of that

APOLOGISE to the ump

thankfully test cricket doesnt have that

hmm

no not for me

0 when you think about it

Just tuned in, how the fuck did Root c&b TWICE

Why's Stoke purple like Thanos?

loool wypipo be like 'this mayo 2spicy'

That's been going a long time. I love me guitar but please someone kill this crowd guitar "player"

does india know what goodness gracious me is?

ye i do know ur mum quite well actually lol..

*thinks about it*

need a new thread lads
remember to put the thread number in the subject (we're on #3 now)

spicy is good, hot is absurd.
what's the point of having a dick measuring contest to see who can eat the hottest food when you can't even taste the food anymore?

>windies """"batsmen""""

I would but no one likes a sebbo thread

you indians don't even know what a toilet is tbeh

It's required when you're used to eating putrid meat

unfortunately we only have 2 batsmen left

um lads this is not looking good

Based

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GOT EM

That old geezer asking for a review, my guy

Reckon England will be looking for a total round about 213 here

>food when you can't even taste the food anymore?
For you maybe

BASED Pood. Would have been over way quicker if they hadn't pissed around bowling Ratshit so much

bye bye darkies

yeah, for england

We don’t tolerate that sort of language on /cric/

New??????

fuck off you fat cunt why are you even here

Better analysis than Sky

england to fold for

Yes but not by you

He’s on the ropes lads

Windies will be looking for 10 wickets here I don't think they'll be able to defend this total for 50 overs

Why are you always seething?

Unironically only the fat, divorced Brits who frequent Indian "restaurants" (all runs by Bangladeshis and Nepalese) do this. "Vindaloo" and all that crap is only for white ppl that think burning your intestines is fun because your mates are poofs. Real indian food is just that: spicy without being silly hot

bit racist this

wtf he doesn't sound anything like i imagined he would

this but unironically

If they only give away one run an over, England will be 150 short

bizarre accent on jofra

is it the fact that we call the action of throwing the ball "bowling" that makes people from the West Indies pronounce ball as "bowl"?
their whole accent probably derives from that original mistake.

thanks tubs

>dragon ball hair
>x gon give it to yah apron
>presented himself as muscular
>tanned skin colour
what ethnicity is the creator supposed to be?

>that flag
>"lads"

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he sounds like a yank

reddit pls go

this is exactly how indians see themselves

el goblino

'Indian' food in Britain is basically a whole different cuisine of its own. Still better than 'Indian' food I've had in Canada. Served me chicken cooked in heinz tomato soup and told me it was butter chicken

favourite hot sauce lads? For me it's Secret Aardvark Habenero, it's got the flavour I needs.

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Hurr durr no one ever travels to a different country

Fuck off simpleton. It's you who's réddit

sebbo getting desperate

can't believe bojo is going to be pm

remember when he was just a meme host of have i got news for you

call me reddit will you? its you who is reddit

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How serious are pooy and poorgan injuries?

BASED

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what a world

well this is your average tory party member so it's to be expected

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double amputations

GET IN HERE LADS

Frankly I don't understand the animosity between 4channel and reddit ultimately we're all the same and this petty tribalism is only a means of dividing us

...

gg

don't really like these predestined toff cunts.
mummy must have told him he would be PM when he was little and it became a self-fulfilling prophecy.
basically, if you're Eton educated, you'll only not become a minister or a prime-minister if you actively work against it.
otherwise, you'll just follow the path of privilege that will inevitably get you there, no matter what your real interests or occupations might otherwise be.

tipping that he will not win an election

The BBC has their finger on the pulse lads

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well depends if he can get brexit through or not.

if he can't then tories will be demolished by brexit party votes in a GE

I have a feeling he wants a general election.

>Japan vs Scotland woman's soccer over England vs Windies cricket
absolutely dire

let's get this badboy to 600

wish the Ashes were just ON already can't take being this spiritually drained anymore

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