/bundes/

Kek.. imagine being Werner. Everyone talks about potential Sane and Havertz transfers and no one cares about him anymore.

His fault for being shit tbf

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It's better for him to stay in RB-Leibzig.
RB-Leipzig has potential to become the top.
With him even more so.

she could touch me 113 times

Whatever he does, he shouldnt join Bayern at all, he just doesnt fit their system.

He just lacks the #miasanmia mentality to be fair.

>tfw 16 MBit
>tfw no longer living in the dark ages

>he just doesnt fit their system.
>werner is a fast wing or center attacker

He beasically is the absolut perfect sub for robben.

Bayern is retarded. They've been retarded already for years. They also pay way overprice for Sané. Sanè rather won't fit Bayern. But they can always change their way to play.

Werner needs a lot of space to shine, which he wont get at Bayern and I dont think that he wants to play as winger when he already was the star striker of another team. But we will see, it's more or less confirmed that he will join them, question is when.

>Werner needs a lot of space to shine
Counters make him shine the most because he is fucking fast.
He plays winger in our national team. He plays it well also on little space. Actually very little space.
An perfect example was the Game Germany - Sweden in last WC.

Sanè is not a CF neither. He is a left food left wing player. Lewandowski is the star CF. And he will remain the Star CF. Neither Sanè nor Werner can do a CF because their are both not very strong on head balls.

I think I like the female ARD commentator lads

cude dug :DDDDDDDDDDD

Right, but Bayern doesnt score from counters, so whats the point? He doesnt really play winger, it's a fluid system were the winger and striker interchange their position and yes he did good against Sweden, but I'm still thinking he doesnt fit Bayern, We will see, maybe he can convince me from the opposite.

Werner is actually not that bad at headers, but yes, compared to someone like Lewandowski it's nothing.

However, I'm off to the park, playing a bit of footy with the lads. Have a nice day /bundes/

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rockpapershotgun.com/2019/06/14/cyberpunk-2077s-in-game-context-doesnt-matter-if-its-marketing-contributes-to-transphobia-right-now/

WTF?! I hate CD Projekt Red now!!

>Neverkusen signing a shit nigger from PSG
Oh god...

their last names are really Macho and Knaller?

und beim 114. Mal hat es ZUMM gemacht

>tfw you have no lads to play footy with

;_;

M*ds und Tom? Opfer.

dein neues meme ist scheisse uezs

I dont get it. I mean how that is transphobic in any way. If anything ,it would show a future where trans people are more accepted and seen as "normal", Women are objectified in ads, men are, and now trans also are.

Its like they cant decided even, if showing a sexy trans is a positive thing or evil, exploitative, in a wrong context and "problematic".

the same with minorities in vidogames/movies.
>dont have any
"why are you afraid of diversity, why are all people CIS white, thats not very inclusive
>have racial minorities, gays etc.
"they are shown in a context that might be problematic to dumb people, if we dont exactly educate them on it. The developers have to make sure, every last idiot understands the empowering message"

You cant win with those people

>yfw the whole nation hates you because you got the star midfielder pregnant

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What does that mean exactly?

>start computer with headphones plugged in
>open football stream
>hear stadium noise
>unplug headphones and plug them back in
>hear stadium noise + commentator

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Der Kommentator ist so verdammt nervig.
Warum versuchen sie die Latinos zu imitieren mit diesem Dauergelaver?

you would only understand it when you have the miasanmia mentality

>Warum versuchen sie die Latinos zu imitieren mit diesem Dauergelaver?
Lol. Ist mir 100 mal lieber als ein Fuss der alle 30 sekunden vielleicht mal was herausstöhnt.

>be /bundes/
>don't be autosaged
:thinking:

He is Austrian. How can he not have the Miasanmia mentality?

hmmm...

Das ist grauenvoll.
Ich schaue es mir an für die Fussballgeräusche. Der kommentator bringt viel zu vioel Stress auf.

Der soll einfach die Klappe halten und nur die wichtigen Dinge erwähnen.

>Ich schaue es mir an für die Fussballgeräusche.
Auf Sky kannste auf Stadion umschalten. Mach ich immer wenn Fuss Kommentator ist. Ist sowieso nur Schwachsinn was der labert.

because he has the krocha oida mentality

Its not 2008 anymore Dieter.

Ich lebe mir Mindestsicherung.
Ich kann mir doch kein Sky leisten.

seriously though, would you also say "miasanmia" in austria? What would be a typical thing Wiener would say about themself to represent their affiliation

ich leiste mir dafür nen Skyr X)

Is that overpriced Magerquark?

Is it overpriced? dont know. I prefer the consistency though. Might be a subtile difference, but I just can't stomach lots of Magerquark.

Honestly never checked the price of it. Just called it overpriced because Magerquark is dirt cheap.

itt: plebs

also itt: me, who just bought two dry-aged t-bone steaks for 70€

Du bist bestimmt ziemlich groß gewachsen von der besseren Nahrung die du dir leisten kannst.

a solid 188cm, fren

is it me or is that water really clear?

it's you, Pedro

It's a crystal clear Bergsee my man

this board has become quite "bitchy" recently. i dare not connect the dots as this shall be left as an exercise for the reader.

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it was leaked years ago
jeez

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took me two hours to find a tiny leak in my pool
wew

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Rainer, bist dus?

pools other than the tiny kind where your arms and legs stick out are shit desu

>one pace ngubu please

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real /bundes/ hours

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jz 10 halbe

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suck my nuts desu

rude

let's talk about the best country

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It's better this fucking nigger be good because Odegaard is more of a player as far I know

the türlersee is that clear, google caumasee or blausee. they are much clearer (also very small)

jawoll kollege jz 0n reinballern hier
the godfather of north korea

prost fren!

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...

why brazil :S

he a nig

Wir schaffen das

nah he a white boy

based

kommentatoren abschaffen, meine meinung.

I was guessing it was the Klöntalersee oh well.

We are here undercover! Reminder to post some Kahn things from time to time.

Otherwise enjoy your autosaged threds ....

watchin this boomercore docu now
youtube.com/watch?v=NgcYNK0PRwk

I can play footy with you

cool thx, that would be nice, hope we will meet morgen at the park

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see you there

>Stealth thread ded
Why Tf was there even a need of one?

>frog poster
>No mates to play footy with
Colour me surprised..

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what is their next step?

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Race out to lead and choke in the ruckrunde

on second thought

gotta love em

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Are we watching Brazil - Bolivia?

sim

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Not on TV lad

yeaaaaöhhhhhh

nachti

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For me it's Saint Seiya

why do germans speak english to each other in here

to not exclude refugees

How else are we going to understand the famed german humor

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>Adams going back to Leipzig for his "injury"
lmao even he doesn't want to play in our garbage national team's MlelS ran shitshow

>sells Mats Hummels
>buys Ozan Kabak

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Today is the 800th anniversary of the flag of Denmark.

Which German club should I support? I'm a Tottenham fan btw so I'm used to not winning anything

it's a good flag

same goes for nearly all /bundes/ clubs
you have to be more specific
i would support either leverkusen and hamburg to complete the heung min son legacy trail

never heard of this Kebab bitch

here I made this special for you

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>leverkusen
>Runners-up: 1996–97, 1998–99, 1999–2000, 2001–02, 2010–11
yep these seem like my guys

Thanks

glad you like it. will you show us your feet?

nö

ay gurl u won sum fuk??

i love checking out the gemüse and flowers in the garden after a week away. incredible how fast things grow

want me to add some natural Dünger to your plants? ;)

I liked the Aue thread better :

Aue, Aue, jetzt gibt's Haue

lads, what's a bundes?

I can give you some Aue DNA if you want

you will be in good company wiht the lifelong Leverkusen ultras Brazil, French user and Asuka user.

Funny how all /bundes/ foreigners pick Neverkusen

Isn't France a Red Bull™?

#KOANHUMMELS

i tricked brazil

RB is the official bundes club, but Lederbusen is his main team!

yes yes this is a good discussion

why would Bayern sell their best defender?

I see.

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Either they can't sell Boateng or they do a surprise bid for De Ligt... 80m - 30m sounds okay-ish

I don't know what's weirder, Bayern selling their best CB or Dortmund taking another Bayern reject. Süle is good but Pavard is highly questionable after this season, Boateng has been shit for years, Hernandez just had a knee surgery. This smells like future Affenzirkus for both clubs.

Dortmund have to buy at least one world champion per season, this explains everything actually.

Buyern just wants to get rid of the mole

++ BRECHEND ++
Lewandowski failed his early summer Mia San Mia examination and is currently completing a medical at Dortmund.

but I thought Fatze was the mowlthrow
or was Fatze just the guy that threw food in his mowl?

Ich glaube Hummels geniesst in der Mannschaft kein besonders hohes Ansehen und wird eher negativ wahrgenommen.
Wenn er weg wäre, würde sich das Klima verbessern weil ein Fremdkörper weg wäre.

based hummels trying to get away from his wife and kid

guess that one Sojalatte brought the barrel to overflow.
many such cases.

>Either they can't sell Boateng or they do a surprise bid for De Ligt... 80m - 30m sounds okay-ish
No chance. Bayern already spent 40 on Pavard and 80 on Hernandez. They cant afford another 80 million CB. Not if they want to get Sane or even Pepe.

The only realistic way of Hummels going to Dortmund, is if Bayern needs cash for Sane and Dortmund have already agreed to sell Diallo/Ajanji. That however would make little sense, since Hummels would earn more than 90% of the Dortmund players and will be 31 in the winter. Especially not for 30 million.

>or Dortmund taking another Bayern reject.
Hummels is the best defender Bayern has (until Hernandez joins). Plus Hernandez is injured quite frequently. Im not sure this is such a good idea for Bayern.

A Dortmund Dreierkette wouldn't be too unlikely if you consider the Schulz transfer and the fact that they haven't signed a RB that can defend yet.

>Schulz-Diallo-Akanji-Zagadou-Piszczek
With Weigl, Balerdi, Hakimi, Schmelzer, Wolf (Guerreiro? Toprak?) as subs. Not perfect, but good enough for 2nd place.

----------------- Baggo
--------- Reus ------ Sancho
Schulz ------ Brandt ----- Hakimi
------------------ Witsel
-----Diallo --- Hummels --- Akanji

you've heard it here first

Von Alexander "Nooble" bis Felix "Ood-woke-eye": Die Europäische Fußball-Union (UEFA) hat englischsprachigen Fans kurz vor dem Start der U21-EM wieder Hilfe für die korrekte Aussprache schwieriger Spielernamen gegeben.

Wer im heimischen Pub beispielsweise mit der perfekten Artikulation von Levin Öztunali beeindrucken will, solle einfach "Erz-too-nar-lee" sagen. Torhüter Alexander Nübel wird zu "Nooble".

Für englische Zungen besonders schwierig ist offenbar auch der Name Eduard Löwen, bei ihm empfiehlt die UEFA "Lerv-un". Maximilian Mittelstädt wird zu "Mittle-stet", Felix Uduokhai zu "Ood-woke-eye".

Auch der deutschsprachige Fan kann indes noch viel lernen. Für den Franzosen Gautier Larsonneur schlägt der Ratgeber "Goat-ee-ay Lar-son-er" vor, der Pole Dawid Kownacki von Fortuna Düsseldorf wird zu "Kov-nat-ski".

mobile.twitter.com/tupperauris1909/status/1139836103014244353

Ok Im starting to believe Hummels to Dortmund isnt just a retarded rumour to distract from Sahne. Holy shit this would be a grave fucking mistake.

it was all but confirmed the second Bild reported it. They are never wrong on big German transfers.

They get the transfer sums wrong all the time.

Based, can't stand him at all. Also lacks pace.

Then you must fucking hate Süle.

Why?

Unless they have to sell Sancho, that squad is going to be on par with Bayern. no idea why the batzis wouldn't just bench him so no other club can have him. even if they only cared about the CL, selling Dummels would be stupid as hell.

Because hes slow and worse than Hummels.

Based and redpilled signing.

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>can't stand your best CB
I would be praying for Pavard to stop being shit right now if I were you.

They probably need cash for Sahne.

m8, Süle is one of the fastest players in the league.

>Die Statistik zeigt die schnellsten Fußballspieler der Fußball-Bundesliga in Hinrunde der Saison 2018/2019 (Top-Speed). Der deutsche Nationalspieler Niklas Süle vom FC Bayern München erreichte auf dem Fußballplatz eine Top-Geschwindigkeit von 34,8 Kilometern pro Stunde und war damit einer der schnellsten Spieler.

de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/307720/umfrage/schnellste-fussballspieler-der-welt/

is Joveljic the first evolution of Jovic? based Slavfurt with the balkan connections.

Weird. Everytime I saw him chase a fast player, he couldnt keep up. He couldnt even catch up to Origi.

>top speed
this is the only image on my machine right now, but I hope it makes you feel stupid

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Please no

they intentionally mess with the transfer sums to generate clicks and people will forget about those details anyway. all they remember is Bild being the first to report.
t. knower

jovelic --lvl32--> jovic ----> yahwehcic

twitter.com/i/status/1139829578027937792

While I dont doubt they have a Bayern insider, I really dont think Dortmund would be stupid enough to pay 30 for Hummels and I dont Bayern would be stupid enough to sell their best defender to the team that finished 2 points behind them this season.

Der FCB verhandelt mit dem BVB wegen eines Transfers von Mats Hummels. War ja klar, dass Bayern wieder den ärgsten Konkurrenten schwächt.

Le Mans and Dauphiné Libéré today (and tomorrow)

Schwul

WHERE ARE ALL THE TRANSFERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Kenny is good

funny and sad how Schalke went from 2nd and a promising leadership to utter irrelevance and pretty much HSV tier within a year.

Its almost as if their best player went to another club for free...

fuggg:DDD I almost missed Le Mans. Bestmark saved my weekend *claps*

Barcelona wants Guerreiro, Dortmund wants 25m€.

maybe Max Meier was world class afterall

Wechsel ist fix und wird noch heute oder morgen vermeldet.

Relatively.

at least >schalke got some made up rumors, us bulls don't even get those.

>Barcelona wants Guerreiro, Dortmund wants 25m€.
always rated rapha but nobody believed me. now who's the football expert? protip: its' me.

Goretzka m8.

Das Gerücht des Jahres, jetzt schon grinsgrinsgrinsgrinsgrinsgrinsuglyaugen-zuhaltenstark

Im sure the millions of people who watched Rapha play for Portugal and Dortmund might also have rated him.

i dont know. i think he definately belongs to the underrated class.

Guerreiro is the portuguese Kimchi desu

>both are 10/10 going forward but dogshit defenders
Checks out

jungs bin da jz ja

>all this "Hummels ist past his prime" talk on tm
did I miss something? this Rückrunde was the best Hummels we've seen at Bayern and probably the best Hummels since 2014. I still wouldn't buy him for 30m if I already had 3 talented young CBs and a sudaca wonderbag.
If I was Hummels I would try to get a place at an English top 4 team.

>this Rückrunde was the best Hummels we've seen at Bayern and probably the best Hummels since 2014
Why sell him then if youre Bayern? Also, him and Süle got exposed against Liverpool.

g0l endlich

Tell us a story from your daily l0f. can be made up.

reminder that waiting for thunderstorms is retarded and doesn't lead to cooler weather

>Why sell him then if youre Bayern?
they need money for Sahne or the customers will go doopin mental. and they already bought two new CBs for 115m.

>jtSketch
hmm....

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But the temperature literally drops 10°C and you can let cool fresh air in

don't @ me

starting to feel sorry for dscherom and dummels. buyern really doesnt give a shit about their accomplished players.

twitter.com/CanadaSoccerEN/status/1139156286283616256

>Frauen

Alder geil, Jörg Klopp postet hier :O
Mir wurde das Forum auf TM emüfohlen und das ist ja sehr informativ hier^^ aber wie geht Signatur?

Yeah, but you then only have Alaba, Hernandez, Süle, Pavard, Boateng and Davies for 4 positions.

hallo jörg, das ist aber erwiesenermaßen falsch.
gruß, bodo m.

p0nlich

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knirsch

>*literally nothing happens*
>wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>oh ma gawd a lav it
who's even the autist here anymore

hi, mach doch mal einen vorstellungsthread erstmal auf der homepage. siggi muss man manuell hier machen.

fuck off Bodo

So ein gayes Weather
Total schwül ey

The REAL question is

who is Respektlos here?

ich bin nicht derjeniche

Hummels

bist du der Ulrich H. oder der Mats H.?

geisteskrank!

>BVB sporting director Michael Zorc on the Mats Hummels reports: "I don't want to comment on the rumours currently"

basically confirmed now

this just makes no sense

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Dortmund's lackluster defense lost them the league, it makes perfect sense

€30m for a formerly good CB who will receive a fat salary for 4-5 years and perform only in 1-2 of them and who has shown to have an inflated ego and is toxic for the team spirit.

he said this yesterday already but yes it's all but confirmed. this also confirms Buyern going all out for Sahne imo.

yes but why would bayern sell him

Brazzo accidentally.

because Dortmund is willing to pay 30m for him

formerly good CB as in best CB in the league

imagine believing this

does the festgeldkonto really need another 30m for havertz & sane that badly?

laughing french negers.jpg

Frick off Mats

>Dybala is still worth 85m on tm
how do you get people to overrate you this hard? it's ludicrous. this guy is Kruse tier.

Max Kruse or Robbie Kruse?

they can't even afford 1 Sahne

>supposedly better CBs named: 0
classic /bundes/tards even though it's probably just Neinhold samefagging

I named two, fren

French and Neger aren't names I'm aware of.

okay fren :)

Süle, Orban, Konate, Hasebe

I forgot that RB won the final 3-0

>one match
vs
>the entire season

Akanji, Diallo, Hakimi, Zagadou were all injured for months at a time. When the top 4 defenders were fit, Dortmund was 9 points ahead of Bayern.

I forgot that Leipzig won the league.

>1 match
I forgot that Bayern had the best defence in the league
Also, DfB-Pokal =/= league

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So what you are saying is that Bayern have the best players in every position, and TOTS should only be Bayern players?

Babsi a CUTE

Lecker Chili con carne verschnabbuliert.

Then getting some squad depth for the defense to prevent this from happening again would be the logical choice, no?

>Toprak, Wolf, Schmelzer, Weigl, Guerreiro
Injured too for long time.

i now found out why the ösis are constantly so weird

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>MUH ATOMENERGIE IST GEFÄHRLICH

t. mutant

Blowout soon, fellow stalker

>t. green voter

calm down retards i didnt even slightly imply that im against atom or a greentard. just pointing out that ösis are verstahlt kek

>just pointing out that ösis are verstahlt
We are verstahlt.

au weia

Fuglsang taking yellow at Dauphiné.
Now over to the Le Mans

>quack

Scheise was ist pasirt

DfB-Pokal
Würzburger Kickers - Hoffenheim

DfB-Pokal
Würzburger Kickers - Hoffenheim
Salmrohr - Holstein Kiel

>Würzburger Kickers - Hoffenheim

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DfB-Pokal
Germania Halberstadt - Union Berlin
Kaiserslautern - Mainz05

DfB-Pokal
Rödinghausen - SC Paderborn
Hallescher FC - Wolfsburg

DfB-Pokal
Delmenhorst - Werder Bremen
Bremen Derby

>Delmenhorst - Werder

kek based

the GroBkreutz redemption arc starts NOW

DfB-Pokal
Uerdingen - Dortmund
Sandhausen - Gladbach

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DfB-Pokal
Chemnitzer FC - HSV
Waldhof Mannheim - Eintracht Frankfurt

kaiserslautern-mainz will be big
they wil be playing their twwo arch rivals again this season

nia is cute, cute!

DfB-Pokal
Aachen - Leverkusen
Dassendorf - Dynamo Dresden

DfB-Pokal
Villingen - Fortuna Düsseldorf
Baunatal - Vfl Bochum
Energie Cottbus - Bayern München

KOSE BUTZE

I swear this is a fucking simulation. When they drew Cottbus I thought about how I didn't want Buyern to get them. Guess what happened

DfB-Pokal
KSC - Hannover 96
MSV Duisburg - Greuter Fürth
FC Oberneuland - Darmstadt 98

calling two upsets right there

DfB-Pokal
Wehen Wiesbaden - 1. FC Köln
FC Hansa Rostock - VfB Stuttgart (Stuttgart never won against Hansa in the Pokal iirc, they kicked them out last year)
Saarbrücken - Jahn Regensburg

god I wish

DfB-Pokal
Drochtersen Assel - Schalke
Viktoria Berlin - Bielefeld
Ingolstadt - Nürnberg

DfB-Pokal
SC Verl - Augsburg
VfB Lübeck - St Pauli

DfB-Pokal
VfB Eichstätt - Hertha BSC
Nordhausen - Aue

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DfB-Pokal
Osnabrück - RB Leipzig
Magdeburg - Freiburg
Ulm - Heidenheim

who is hertha's new coach

HEIDENHEIM
QUACKERER

havertz gets to play his hometown club, cute

>Osnabrück
2difficult

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Goeßling has a nice voice

Ante Čović, he was their u21 coach or something

why is Kuntz so based

why can't all african immigrants look like this?

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cute smile desu

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Ja man! Sau geil!

oh nooo, poor shitskin :(

What if we're both in a different simulation but came to this very place independently?

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*sitzt auf der bank*

An overall nice lass

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but Bayern aren't playing Aachen...

so cute

That's why xe include the joy emoticon

*blocks Bayern's path*

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*loses because of 5 goals by Lewandowski*

/ankes/

guys i just had a great idea for the next op

THE CASTRATOR OF COTTBUS
THE ANNIHILATOR OF AUGSBURG
THE BANE OF BORUSSIA

>head balls
Neger, wenn euer Englisch schon so kacke ist, könnt ihr auch gleich auf Deutsch schreiben. Tut ihr jedem 'nen Gefallen mit.

Wtf cottbus has ghost fans??

ehehe

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You just know that >schalke will choke against ASSEL
Limone

Aue lads vs Schnapsfabrik, this is conflicting

Schuttgart's gonna get the Hansa Rostock treatment
F

have seen two merkelmen yesterday lingering on the street. one of them had a palette of beer. the other was on the phone and talking in his barbaric language.

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A-at least they drink beer hahahahah

at least they didn't stab anyone

schalke will beat assel with a smart and tactical 0:1 win (82', Penalty)

good omen

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its the intellectual way to the next round

>drochtersen
is that danish?

okay so why was my merkelman post deleted?

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youtube.com/watch?v=YQovkluqjq4

Dutch mom, Danish dad

>schalke

Is better you fags watch Copa América

i would like to but most top games begin at 1AM or so and thats too late for me

>at least 3 boards where you can scream your dumbass political views into the void
>shits up /bundes/
>why was my post deleted

good trips
good post

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nice trips. may i will

>racism outside Yea Forums

Wer sich nicht an unsere Werte und Gesetze hält wird abgeschoben!

>the word "merkelman" = your dumbass political views
ah yes

Frankfurt are in talks over Sow. It's a transfer that makes sense for everyone really

racism is ok if you actually don't hate them

never heard of her

fuck off

sow what

based Noobel will be the goalie of our u21

flaming is against the rules

Sorry but I have to maintain my very strict sleeping schedule. I go to bed at 11pm, have my morning stool at 6am and then I usually wake up at 7am.

>I suffer on Germany

Hehe

>its a denmark episode
top ugh

tom? should kill himself

in germany words are sharper than swords in other parts of the world

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FUCK SHIT ASS I HATE THIS GAY ASS SHIT FUCKFUCK FUCK NEVER GO TO UNI

My boss sent me a message saying "very helpful" and then I had to think of he was being earnest or, much more likely, if he was calling me a retarded person.. you don't suffer

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Frens I miss it so much

youtube.com/watch?v=Cm2481P_MMY

youtube.com/watch?v=EwwU_CvS8NA

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Would've been better if >we won

>пeпe пiд cпaйcoм.jpg
>lives in us of a
oligarch can not suffer

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what happen

Wish I was there

twitter.com/EintrachtEmma/status/1139977953352257541

Me having to study on a Saturday eve because universities are fucking broken.

jemand da

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eyebrow raising post tßh

yes here

ja bin da was brauchst du?

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>that one motherfucker that keeps transmitting on ukw frequencies
How can people with radio emitter equipment be that dumb?

Bayern selling Hummels and keeping Boateng?
>Even Brazzo is tired of Bayern as champs

dscherom ist noch eine granate uesz

well someone has to organise the parties

Wtf is wrong with bayern? Why sell their best defender instead of the B(n)igger liability.

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btw ucraine is U20 world champion!!!
>wect on suicide watch

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boateng will leave buyern tho. wurst uli openly said that he has no future and should leave.

whats a good site if someone looks for mietwohnung in deutschland?

We will never ever see this again in our lifes.

youtube.com/watch?v=_49S0ep4X-M

twitter.com/i/status/1139977204140519424

*BURP*

maybe immowelt

unsere Mädels am Strand

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we're full stay where you are

thanks
i dont really want to move there (who would lmao) i just need an adress

zweite von links gehört mir uezs

phew ok dann geh auf immobilienscout24.de brudi

Would love to play let's run from tides tobbihannes

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rude

dritte von links B
ansprucht

Leupolz always shining bright like the sun

dritte von rechts B
ansprucht

erste in der mitte B
ansprucht

BamS says 20m transfer fee for Hummels.

4 2 3 1 5

basiert uezs

Tyron Zeuge Champion of the EU

1 1 1 1 1

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arey yaar

me in aprox 8 hrs

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Hehe wie eklig muss das sein, Gwinns Morgenstuhl zu essen ;) Ihgitt sag ich da nur, gell ;)

true me too but in aprox 14 hours lol

Why is he such a Menschenfänger? Will he ever be our Bundesjogi?

youtube.com/watch?v=GCBsNufloOU

yeaöhhhhhh

drunk as fuck tbhermes

>Argentina is fucking up yet again

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I feel bad for Messi

not me

Same

To whom did you reply pajeet

my gf dumped me 12 weeks ago. I had a good female friend, that I talked a lot with over the internet.
Deleted my account there also, the friendship with her just didnt work anymore, we were always arguing, and she was always pissed at me. So, now Im all alone, nobody left.
Literally laying in the embryo position on the couch and crying.

Need a hug there buddy?

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good night

god I hope bummels fucks off solely for his instawhore wife to be bvb's problem again

everything is so boring

Yes

yeah i guess so JUST

looking for an appartement right now and immowelt only has 6 objects in 20 km radius. Is it usually that low or is it just a coincidence?

Today U17 /bundes/ final: BVB vs Cologne at 13:00 CEST

ahhh yes, the U17 with the 40 yo

>Heil Habeck expresses his wish for Germany to turn from a democracy into a China-style "centralised" country
>no-one cares
based Gleichschaltung

>bought Hazard, Brandt, Hummels, Alcacer for less than 100m
pretty good if you ask me

Bayern and Borussia Dortmund have agreed a deal for the transfer of Mats Hummels. Dortmund will pay €20m plus add-ons. Hummels is also positive about the transfer although he will accept a pay cut (under €10m a year). [Bild am Sonntag]

why are dortmund players so pathetic that they all are not able to make it elsewhere?

götze, sahin, kagawa, hummels, schürrle, who else?

Fuck Holland!

streamable.com/7iktk

based fucking holland

An das Leben außerhalb des Platzes hat er sich schnell gewöhnt. Linksverkehr? Kein Problem! „Das ging nach zwei Tagen. Mich stören eher die Tempolimits. Höchstens 75 km/h auf der Autobahn – das wird schon zäh, zumal man immer gestresst ist. Da würde ich manchmal gern aufs Gas steigen.“ Er grinst: „Aber überall sind Blitzer, wie ich leider schon feststellen musste ...“
Und was nervt ihn an den Stadien am meisten? „Ganz klar die Gästekabinen. Das ist eine Katastrophe, selbst bei Manchester United im Old Trafford. Die sind nicht größer als mein Büro, teilweise haben wir Trainer nicht mal einen Extraraum.“

Am Hafen mit Blick aufs Wasser ist Hasenhüttl zu Hause. Sein geliebtes Klavier musste in Deutschland bleiben. „Die Wohnung ist nicht groß genug dafür. Und ich hätte auch keine Zeit. Aber neulich im Teamhotel habe ich mal gespielt, zum Einstand, eher spontan. Ich habe gesungen: ‚Weus’d a Herz host wia a Bergwerk‘ vom Österreicher Rainhard Fendrich, das finde ich toll.“

>Bayern's best CB didn't make it at Bayern
ok
they obviously can't find anyone stupid enough to buy Boateng so they have to get rid of Hummels instead.

He'll still earn too much. Well done, Aki. The fat wage bill is going to destroy the club.

...

Reus already earns 10m, Alcacer 8m.

>buy Pavard for 35m
>sell Hummels for 20m
have they finally accepted their place as an Ausbildungsverein?

Bayern? More like Bavière.

Reus earns more, but Puma takes over the overflow above 10.

If Dortmund gets rid of:
>Toljan
>Kagawa
>Rode
>Toprak
>Philipp
then Hummels' salary isnt a problem at all.

Schürrle is probably the biggest offender here.

...

agree

really makes you ponder why they buy shitters like Toprak, Toljan, Rode, Wolf, etc in the first place.

more like Goebbelsmark

Forgot about him.

Toprak had the best statistic of any defender in the CL btw. He was worth the money. With Hummels in the squad he has to go. Toljan was a victim of Tuchel leaving and was injured nonstop (even at the beginning of the season, so he missed his chance to impress Favre). Rode was simply unlucky, 3 years injured. Wolf was worth it, due to being semi-decent when noone else could have defended (all injured).

The real money-sinks were Schürrle and Sahin.

>if Doofmund gets rid of this long list of overpaid shitters, another overpaid shitter won't hurt

The best Bayern defender is an overpaid shitter?

Union Berlin have signed Danish forward Marcus Ingvartsen from Genk.

ok keep us posted

You now remember the Lord.

Lord Dolberg is going to Leverkusen to reunite with Bosz.

>be Hummels
>infiltrate Buyern
>tell them not to get Tuchel
>move back to Dortmund

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Dahoud is big trash too.

why would you take back Hummels, do you want to be Bayern’s bitch this badly?

because Hummels has been in his prime the last 5 months.

This actually harms Bayern more than it benefits Dortmund. Bayern is going into the next season with 6 players for 4 positions.

He would be great for a smaller club like Schalke, but at Dortmund he has to deliver. Hes too young and not good enough to make a positive impact.

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halt die Fresse

>. Hes too young
>le 23yo future prospect lad

The only 23 year olds that play well in central midfield dont play at Dortmund. They play at tier-1 clubs.

jz 1 Milchschek

based Köln

>le 40yo U17 lad

>Dortmund have a youth player called Maximilian Meier

I don't know. Compare the results with immobilienscout24

>dummels
>good
mola

he pocketed Werner in the cup final

scout24 has about 10 times more hits. Maybe it's because i am searching only up to 700€. Just trying to figure out which sites makes sense to use and which not.

>werner
>good
olmo

Moukoko exposed

how does one personally recover from being a "le 27 year old prospect lad"?

Ruined my beard with clippers. Shouldn't have listened to the beard trimming tutorial by some hipster on YouTube.

By manning up and doing some Blutgrätschen every now and then.

who /schonordentlichgeschissen/ here

nah i mean in my own life

here

self-improvement

eat healthy, get fit, dress well

>just be yourself
oge :DD

kicker.de/751472/artikel/hummels-toppt-alle---und-gibt-eine-starke-antwort

*just be(tter) yourself :^)

You still have around five years until it starts being a problem so don’t stress it.

I remember his great performances against bvb (3-2) and monggladbach (0-3). just another schönwetterfußballer

tom exposed!

And still the best CB in the BL. Says alot about the league.

>Yates abandon
Congratulations to Fuglsang with another Dauphiné win.

I miss the mid-2000s when Bundesliga was still fun

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Stop confusing me with Tom

bin amol scheisen

okay denmark i will trust you on this. will try to not let this situation get to me and focus on improving the present.

>I remember his great performances against bvb (3-2)
Ah yes, the one where Bayern were 2-1 ahead, then Süle substituted for Hummels and Bayern conceded 2 more goals, yeah, that was a pretty bad from him to let himself be substituted, he's totally at fault for the loss

>not telling your coach that youre ill
>because of that, have to be substituted at half time and thus fucking up the eingespielte Gefüge
and see webm not him btw

You are aware that Süle is a meme right?

Hummels? More like langsammels

what does that have to do with Hummels?

this thread is very problematic. too many german and austrian flags in here. it feels very anti semitic and dangerously close to 1930's germany.

A meme that doesn't need a Rollator in the foreseeable future

How is he?

so de ligt is basically confirmed? nice

Hahahaha gottem

No, I don't think he wants to switch from a good team to a mediocre team. If he wanted to keep winning national titles he could just stay at Ajax

Its either Sane or Deligt. Not both.

Holy based

He was good for Nordsjælland. Hasn’t really played for Genk due to injuries and when he came back from those the other forwards were doing well.
You can maybe see him tomorrow against Germany.

LMAO

I hope he turns up ok. One of the reason why Union nearly missed out on promotion was because their fowards dont turn up in crucial games most of the time.

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reminder that the U21 European Championship starts today
reminder that our group looks like pic related and is indeed /our group/
reminder that Austria will win this group

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How will Hummels ever recover??

Denmark seems to have a pretty strong squad except for the goalkeeping position.
Joachim Andersen had to withdraw with an injury so that’s a blow to the defence, but Billing, JBL and Robert Skov are properly good players further up the pitch.

Omg absolutely destroyed him

Ok this is epic

based

We are clear favourites, almost everyone is a Bundesliga starter

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Good post

Yes, although I don’t recognise most of those names, Denmark surely isn’t better, but I was pleasantly surprised when I looked at the squad a few minutes ago.
If Denmark go out in the group, at least it means the coach can focus on his new job in Brondby.

Tell me about them, will it hurt if any of them makes the main squad?

>jt forgot to take his autism medication

Wait there's medication?

more like jt forgot to take his burgers LMAO (pls subscribe if you like my content)

All those posts were actually me lol

u21 VERY soon mates

>In der kicker-Rangliste hat Mats Hummels unter den Innenverteidigern den ersten Platz erobert.
KAUFEN

>Kicker rankings
boomer bait

looks like Poland will lose the opening match

>when the two most prominent players on the pitch are two düsseldorf shitters

was enough for Turkey to beat France

Mangala is good

based
what mangala is this even? is it the HSV guy?

based

the same

so we will win this cup with ease, right?

If by we you mean Ostmark then yeah

we NEED a /bundes/ final so austria and denmark, revv up your engines

How Tf is that nigga tah still u21? Watching him play buli for a while now.

every black footballer is at least 2 years older than their stated age

Hes 23yo

>strong fullbacks
>shitty midfield
who would have ever expected this

Couldn't >Werner, Havertz and Sahne play as well? Too bad desu

it's more important to bench them for the A team

>no Weltklassespieler Max Meyer to carry the team
Not sure if >we can do it this year

apologize

Poland did not look like a winner

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