/cyc/ - Critérium du Dauphiné Stage 6

>Saint Vulva

Is there anyone who can stop Jumbo-Visma? They're gonna win the Tour la

Will he finally find his form in tdf?

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When you're high on adrenaline and during an intense effort, the pain is lessened. I remember cutting myself quite severaly during a cross-country competition and I noticed it only after the end of the race.

And the extreme shock can also make you totally ignore the pain. I still have in mind that pic from a guy who got both legs cut during the Boston marathon bombing and who's just here in shock wondering "what the fuck is happening, guys?" while another guy is compressing his artery to avoid him to die of blood loss.

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Bro..
youtube.com/watch?v=Yd6lXLMNl3Y

yeah, shock is a very powerful thing. I had my face slashed open to the bone as a kid and I didn't feel a thing of pain, just felt a bit woozy.

>not having gf

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Reminder that Moleman now has a GT podium.

I've finished a football game with a fractured wrist and didn't even notice it until much later in the evening.

*solves cycling*

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>Alaphilippe
>Peleton

Well, guess this will be a easy win for him then.
Ineos shouldn't be working at all anymore without Froome.

>allahflip wins lol

>using gears

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>using roads in the Netherlands in the year of our Lord 2050.

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>using toilets

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He was unconscious. Probably passed out because of the pain

Who shall win le Tour and why Bernal?

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>The Finish: the “Col de Beaune” is the big climb of the day and it doesn’t exist, or rather it’s really the Col de Beau Plan. It sits on the other side of the valley of the more famous Col du Télégraphe and is 8km at 6.6% and steady for the most part before some hairpins near the top, an ideal place for a late attack before the narrow descent to the finish. From the top it’s just 7.5km to the finish, of which 6.5km are a descent with over 20 hairpins before a flat finish in town.

wewlads 20 hairpins on the descent to the finish

>mfw Tour Of Slovenia will get more coverage on Eurosport than the Dauphiné

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Is Toon common name in Belgium?

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Finally get to watch this today.

>Allahflip in breakaway
>12 minutes

what the fuck

>THANKS ION

I hate Bora now because of this dumb zoomer shit

>Broadcast suspended.

come on man...

wew, I don't think Pinot can survive that

Wew, Remco is good. Cucked Campenaerts once again.

You have to refresh when that happens. Yes, it's irritating.

Oh, my bad. Still, the kid is crazy good.

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>tfw no Tour of Iceland

How is allan phillip looking in the GC?

GC. Well, I think Remco has a good shot to win the whole thing.

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About 16 minutes behind, so not a threat even with the huge lead today

He's like 16 min down.

Didn't expect him to be that far behind. Unless he did it on purpose so he could get in a break away like this.

wtf is happening here?

A rider getting off lucky for Shimano standards

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Shamino-man takes no shit from assholes.

yes, it is a form of anton

>Of Wiederzeen Andree
yikes

Yep, I'm thinking it's Teejay's year

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What is the name of the rider?

Oh right, it spells differently. I read it like in cartoon.

No more excuses la

yeah nah you should read it like tone

Nathan Van Hooydonck.

>I'm thinking it's Teejay's year

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the oo is pronounced like oh

>tohn

thanks mates

Thanks.
He's on my shit list now.

Hope someone crashes the french cunt

He rides for CCC btw.

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A la flip rides like he does an eightball of coke before every race

Sad!

Wish i lived in the mountains desu

ALLAH PHILLIPE

Van aert btfo.

bruh what did you expect?? He said he was working for his teammates

please tell me the favorites will try something and not let yates win

SHITSTEP TACTICS

Fuck he is thirsty

Jakob will most certainly attack tomorrow and maybe today, if he eyes a chance

ATTAQUE DE PINOT IN 3

boom, blown up.

Based cyclorider

What a useless stage

>using roads

Yikes that was dangerous.

kek

>using gears

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>Froome ded
>Ineos locks up the peloton anyway

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they're riding for Wowed Pools now

PHOTO FINISH
but I think Alaphilippe was slightly ahead

ALLAPHILLIPE BY A MILLIMETER

I have eagle eyes

think french cunt had better trow

who won lol

APOLOGIZE

That was so close.

Fuck this fraud Mühlberger leading him out like an idiot the last 8km

What was he thinking lmao.

I dont know De Marchi was cooked anyway and you cant gamble on beating Ala in a sprint from the front

Allahflip has a lot of experience in situations like this. I don't think Mühlberger could do anything against him.

easy sit up and try to attack in the turn around or go first from behind @ 250 meters. couldnt have done it worse

why

>no one died in the descent
boooooooo

>wasting your energy for 4th place

So much for marginal gains

*wins*

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Folks, a guy was shot outside my apartment last night. He's alright, thankfully.

I can't believe I missed the stage!!!

*steps quick in you're path*

I was expecting more from today's stage, tomorrow should be better.

You missed nothing anyway

Good, I was out riding my bike in the burning sun with a still damaged knee.

When I saw that Alaphillipe had over 11 minutes lead, I decided not to watch the stage.

Just watched the finish of the Peleton, nobody attacked.

Blargh

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*kiss*

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This photo is so gay.

Were you wearing that shirt?

based but shave that ugly beard

don't make him say it

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I thought today was tomorrow's stage, actually. Whew.

He wants to out-Sagan Sagan

Was the victim black?

So a normal day in murrica?

>cyclingnews.com/news/chris-froome-could-come-back-stronger-within-six-months-says-surgeon/

>2 liters of blood loss

The scene was a bloody mess

>come back stronger than before

Yay, now he gets legal enhancement medication, blood infusions legally.
Nah, don't wanna spend 60 Euros on that...I wore the Endura one, that I got for sale 28 Euros.

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Is that relevant? What the hell is it with Australian racism. I lived in Sydney for 6 months and was shocked.

ur a sensitive lil cunt aren't u

yikes + lmao

>The scene was a bloody mess

Not posting rekt'd webm.

What's wrong with you?

>being more mad about pattern recognition than people being shot around you

Royal Oak Offshore. Ugly watch

There were a shitton of cops + a police helicopter searching the area/ taking to the guy

Good for Allah Philippe

>It was planned all along to get him fresh blood

Now I'm interested too. So was he?

>Is that relevant?
Not really, just curious.
Are you black?

well, well well....*rubbing noises*

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of course he is look at his flag

>What the hell is it with Australian racism. I lived in Sydney for 6 months and was shocked.
Your country is worse, at least our cops don't kill blacks.

But he had a free pass for ABP because of Badzilla anyway.

>come back stronger than before

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>2 liters of blood loss
That could be an advantage in the mountains, less weight to carry.

>come back in 6 months stronger than ever
>but it's november and there are no races

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>Ine(o)s
what did they mean by this?

Shit logo. What the point of different weight of font for IN and E(O)S. Also, IN written with serifs while EOS without. Probably some gigabrain designer shut out this idea.

It's a fucking atrocious design. Their kit is overall decent in my opinion but the Ineos logo ruins it.

Any predictions for tomorrow?

>Quintana attacks for 5 meters and give up
>Fulsang attacks several times but without success other than making the groups smaller
>Poomoulin will attack and they let him away, but only will gain max. 2 minutes on the Yellow

I think either Kruijswijk or Pinot will gain time on Muhammad Yates.

Pinot attacks and gains 40 seconds

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Pinot wins the stage, Kruijswijk grabs the yellow, Achmed Hussain Yates gets exposed

Also Dumoulin gets dropped big time because of his knee issues (he was dropped today as well and is hella behind in the GC)

oh yeah and Quintana tries a 2 second meme attack and sits back for the rest of the stage

For me, it's Jakob Fuglsang.

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God damn it, tomorrow Eurosport GER starts with the coverage around 15:30.

This is pathetic, any channels that will start live coverage earlier?

I thought this Dauphine Criterium is ranking behind the 3 GCs.