Official Friday Night NRL Thread

Games tonight:
New Zealand Warriors vs Gold Coast Titans
Kickoff 6pm AEST

North Queensland Cowboys vs Wests Tigers
Kickoff at 7:55pm AEST

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>getting archived twice
KEK, nice "poomunity"

They're afraid of /nrl/'s power

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>worked so hard on my thread

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Based me
Based you
Based dead poomunity

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>game 300
>stands are empty
kek

KEK

K E K

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I hope /nrl/ gets their flu vaccines.

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nice sport to be honest

Friendly reminder that Blair is a systembabby who only ever played good footy under Bellamy and turned back to shit after he left.

He had one good year at the Broncos m8

Nice OC m8, don't want your hard work to go unnoticed

What is she thinking about lads?

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>dontfuckupdontfuckupdontfuckup

But it's impossitble for BFT to fuck up, she's too elite.

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COMEBACK

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>Golden State Warriors

Somebody tell him

He's seen some shit.

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I rang up again today and they have the flu shots in stock again so I'll get one during my lunch break on monday

Never had a flu shot lads

BIFF BIFF BIFF

Locked up 12-12 lads
Gonna go find some homeless people to replace my missing /nrl/ family lads

All of /nrl/ are at the gym after work so can't watch the early game

I'm at the dam doing some stand up paddle boarding with my gf.

peel poopley

>7.30pm kickoff

BFT with the big call

>BFT makes an elite decision
>Commentators think it was wrong

Sick of all these boomer dinosaur rugby league has-beens holding back based females lads

that's actually pretty good for a Titans game

>fucks up your sport
>costs your team a win
>queefs on you

based female touchie

R T S
T
S

>ref saying issac luke is a bit short

word is tedesco's getting rested. I need to know for my supercoach team, is serious business

Tedesco here, I'm definitely playing

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Back from din dins lads
Thanks for keeping the thread alive /nrl/ family

1/2 so far lads
tipped cowcucks

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JUST FUCK MY TIPPING UP

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"That team that plays better will win" - Phil "Gus" Gould

Spoonboys gonna spoon

Cowcucks

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barry check the fuse box

Still a virgin lads
Thinking I should get really buff and then if girls flirt with me I'll just tell them I'm a virgin

Tigers looking petroled already

BFT would have put her flag straight up there

Hitting touch, like nigga don't put your foot out, like lift your foot up LMAO

Blonde Female Touchie is on the otherside but yes you are correct.

WARIOOOOOOOOOS
CHEEHOO

Cowcucks must score here to get 4 points

They could score 2 or 1.

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I can't score ever

Are you webmGOD? any webms from last round? I worked a lot and missed a lot of games. Thanks fren.

me in the glasses sinking a beer to forget how shit me footy team is

me in the bottom left being a virgin BroncGOD customer

Cowcucks are literally nothing without Based JT (Jonathan Thurston)

jesus fuck this is pathetic

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What happened to morgan lads

sup /nrl/

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Guaranteed replies lads you watch

COMEBACK

Does green think the players can hear him from there? Who is he yelling at?

he deleted it lmao

>kicking on zero what an ido- OH NO NO NO NO
FUCKING TRY the fucking size of that guys balls

Why does he always do the white power sign?

BARRY CHECK THE FUSEBOX

awwwww Morgan tried to catch the ball :3

awwwwww Morgan is trying to play footy :3

I stole and reinvented a meme lads

>be paid millions
>can't catch a ball
>can't hold onto a ball
kek

KEK

K E K

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>taking the poo

Cowcucks are FUBAR

Why don't the cowboys just score more tries

Australia's next mass shooting will occur in Townsville

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because their're shit

Why did play not continue?

You can only fuck your sister so many times before it gets boring and you need to play vidya

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Does Sam Thiaday have depression? Or just a weird personaliry/humour

he caught it in goal so its a 20m tap

good could use a few less ice fiends and boongs in the world

He caught the ball in the goal, would normally be a 20m restart but the HT hooter went

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What the fuck is this shit? Fuck off nerd virgin

Cowboys why you so shit

>ordering no salad
FUCKING BASED

I didn't realise JT was knock-kneed

6 northerns in, lads

I see advertising for northerns and northerns on special everywhere. Reminds me of the Extra Dry ads everwhere back in the day and then Extra dry taste like water after you've had based New. Are northerns the same water piss weak beer?

Eating some Crunch

>bundy rum
>thins original
>might have some Arnotts Mint Slice later

>Paul Green spraying Cowcucks
Based but will it make a difference lads

8 northerns in, lads

Imagine getting sprayed by a manlet.

>opponent has morgan
>lucky try assist
>lucky try

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Molo seems to be their only good forward the past few weeks.

Poor Hess, I think fucking up in Origin when he wasn't ready fucked him over.

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FUCKING COCONUTS

What a fucking retard

That hit from Hess was 2 years ago, lads.

Jesus christ pick up the ball you retard coconut.
>hess ded

Also a fucking retard

He looks even more sexy with longer hair though

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>how can we throw away all the momentum we had in 30 seconds

Barry check the fuse box the coconuts are getting fucking reckless you useless cunt

Reminder you are NOT a Supercoach if you captained Taumalolo

S T O C K M E N

hess is such a fag, dave taylor jr except somehow even worse

>Hess is in a great deal of pain
>not a ACL

Do you think it would be cool if like if the other team dropped the ball or made an error and then the team that got the ball would be like WHOOOOOOOO and then the team in sync when WHOOOOO or whatever warcry to scare the other team. I think it would be cool.

>gus wants cowboys to win

He wants 3/3 like me

>taking the poo
Cowboys WILL lose

When the poogers took the poo, they started playing shit.

Hmm...

Imagine giving hess a blowjob in the sheds while two other guys watch

haha yeah I couldn't imagine it cause it'd be crazy XD

Should NOT have taken the POO

STOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMENSTOCKMEN

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MICHAEL MORGAN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

awwwww Morgan threw a three man cutout for a try :3

Spoonboys lose by 2.

>White Supremacy in the NRL. It's something we need to talk about.
t. Waleed

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In before 24-26

Penalty Try BASED

Refball.

Refs be like hey spoonboys you dropped this.

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Why do I still watch this shitty "sport" where the rules are just made up on the spot and consistency doesn't matter again?

Because you're in the /nrl/ family and you wouldn't leave us :(

Wtf that tackle was fine??? WTF

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>golden shower point

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We will receive the ball.

>kahu gets clotheslined by a tackle that comes up off the shoulders up the other end of the field
>nothing
>tackles a guy that knocks the ball loose and therefore is physically impossible to be at the head
>penalty try

Justify this

Also justify how this was "definitely a try" and gillett's stolen try the other night in origin was NOT

Mate, a tigers player wrapped around JT's legs and tackled him and the refs gave them a penalty goal leveling it. I tipped poogers btw. So fucked if I know

Also justify why I'm here on a friday night watching this crap and not out socialising with other people and maybe meeting a girl I could fall in love with

Will girls talk to you if you sit at the bar sipping on a martini in suit?

BENJI

>cowcucks

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>if I do this for long enough Paul Green won't yell at me as hard as I deserve

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I'm too angry to sleep or masturbate I don't know what I'm going to do now lads

Done with this semen slurping sport for another year once QLD win on Sunday.

Refs are too shit, my team is too shit, all I get is aggravation from this faggot sport

Soon

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1/3 master race