/cric/ket World Rain Looms Cup

>Fri 14 June
England v West Indies
Hampshire Bowl, Southampton, England
9:30PM NZT*

*rain looms

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Rain looms

2nd for rain looming.

India Poos

#1 baby

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cursed image

/croc/?

Dry as a bone out today

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For me, it's real /cric/

fucking never let that shithole host the cup again. already ruined for me.

Redpill me on Australian women, or 'Sheilas'

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Airheads or crackheads.

Another day of rain here. Can't remember what sunshine looks like.

cumskins literally RUN poochan

One wanted to be my Yahoo chat friend. I sperged out

cursed image for a cursed tournament

World cup ruined for sebbesity; I call it a resounding success.

REAL THREAD is on indiachan

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Who the fuck brings red wine in a glass to the sheds

REAL THREAD????

Martin Guptill apparently.

please stay there cheers

Guppy I reckon

Safe to say England will never be hosting anything cricket related again?

Might get blocked on Yea Forums for this but i'll take one for the team.

indiachan.com/b/res/12594.html
indiachan.com/b/res/12594.html
indiachan.com/b/res/12594.html

We are here

Fuck off

imagine getting banned on indiachan
twice

Stop posting our chan here you wh*te bootlicker

kek

Imagine ever going there, let alone posting. Do us all a favor though and just stay there, and take your curry friends with you.

THREE TIMES
HOLY FUCKING KEK

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kek they clearly don't like him there. why does he keep coming back?

why doesn't /cric/ ever make any good memes?

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half of them have eating disorders

Because memes are gay

No wonder this place is silent af

that place is silent af as well
ded poomunity on decaying poomunity watch

all memes were pioneered on /cric/

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we're really doing it!!!

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Kino match tonight

3 more rained out draws and we're in the semis boys

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lmao

Indiachan migrant here
Who is sebbo

nobody's really sure

Imagine if finals rain out

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>btfo
umm lad?

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Fat guy with curly hair with curly dog

why dont they just build a roof?

England gets banned

an amerilard lawyer who nobody likes not even indiachan

All the builders are busy building mosques

looks like cricket weather to me lads

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We going to get some grigget tonight?

This is the weather

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They're too lazy to build one

h*cking based

the absolute state of that front page

that 40% at the start of the game though

Reminder Raids are against 4channel global rules.

Reminder Raids are against 4channel global rules.

Reminder Raids are against 4channel global rules.

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that's not a raid
it's a cultural exchange

Got him again kek

LADS

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yes hello

It never ends

Looking up at the sky, you just get the *sense* that perhaps w- OH NO, OH HO HO HO HERE IT COMES, OH HO HO HO. Wow! ...Well, we knew rain would loom in this tournament, and boy has it loomed! But this, well, this is mesmeric stuff. Just, just the way it descends from the sky, hangs in the air, the wind catches it juuust about perfectly, and, let me tell you, there won't be a lot of dressing going on in that dressing rum. They'll be warming up with tea and a scone rather than bat and ball, I think. Top class, this. It's just that ability, that knack, to decimate a game before a ball is even bowled that has made rain such an absolute danger in this tournament. But, you know, while it is a joy to behold, and, if you *are* a young cumulus cloud, take note of the technique because it is spot on, you cannot host a tournament here, you cannot, I'm sorry, but this is silly stuff, especially, *especially* when rain has been in such fine fettle, and it's fair to say the consequences are being reaped.

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So what is the skywater prognosis for today?

based cultural exchange
going to ask the lads to stop calling me while Im eating dinner

love ur work

40% chance of the rain doing some ethnic cleansing

indiachan could actually thrive if they create a /cric/ board for us

This is the post

I don't understand their hate for cricket

In India cricket is usually played by normoid bhangis
Hence the hate

considering there's an Yea Forums and /g/, i reckon it's being run by one of those edgelords that think sport is exclusively for boomers and jocks, and that the truly enlightened muscular, elite brahmins only devote themselves to """intellectual""" pursuits

redpill me on kabbadi

this episode captured them perfectly

Are you saying that your class is way lower than normoid bhangis?

LADS

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Dead sport but it's getting revived after pro kabaddi league(IPL for kabaddi)

No

how common are gandhus in india

England have won the toss and elected to field

The women in the office are joking about how short I am bros. What should i do?

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you just know lads
how would it even fit?

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do a big smelly poo in the ladies toilets

Going for the black team tonight

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Love cricket. How good it the sound of leather on Willow?

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This is the game

based

hows the weather looking at the ground?

This is the weather

what have we done lads

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So true

Oh my

what's more grim lads english weather or wahab riaz's hairline

Uh oh

Hard to believe that there are zero teams who have won every game this wc

H-He's trying his best ;_;

rain has won every game this wc

;_;

bit cheeky

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5’10 70kg
How do I build bigger delts /fit/?

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>he's watching cricket over warne playing fortnite

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Rally 'round the West Indies...

Damn, so many memories from hearing this song

just shut the fuck up for once in your life sebbo
no one finds you funny, no one enjoys your posts

>Hasan Ali Doobie doo
>Hasan Ali Doobie doo
Not sure what to think a out guerrilla cricket jingles

graduate from high school

English weather

fuck wrong thread lmao

Four heaped scoops of protein powder into 2L bottle full cream milk. Take it to the beach and walk whilst sipping at it. Cannot go home until you have consumed whole bottle, generally takes about 10km walk.
Then do as many push ups as you can when you get home. Do this every day

HOLY
MOTHER
OF
BASED

Looking good mate

It can fit after all she has a Guha ;)

Heatwave lads

And we are off lads

looking good mate

RARE

>Guha
What's a guha?

>tfw pleasant weather in blr ;)

PLEASE link the stream

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING
JESUS CHRIST BASED
PLEASE watch our sports and post in these threads. I've never seen you on Yea Forums before lad.

Interesting
How do I join the glorious league of west indies

what were they thinking

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Friday night with the bros

Literally means a cave

I wonder if Indian players suddenly feel stomach cramps during the game and shit on the loo.

twitch.tv/shadewarne

kino 2bh

good psot

gayle looking SHOOK

Kek, google translate says it's gupha

it's based

sort of want india pookistan to get washed out on sunday just for the seethe

based

*rallies 'round the west indies*

be howling if that happens

Please watch our sport. I dont want cricket to die in the windies ;_;

Champion
Champion
Champion

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ICC on SHOOK watch

Seems a bit racist

jof with an absolute SNORTER

computers weren't introduced to the west indies until 2018, adobe illustrator came earlier this year. give them time lad they are still learning

loving this warnie stream 2bh

cumskin is a microagression

I love capitalism but also hate bureaucracy

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Will be flying away from Patna in a few days

>poois

>"warnie my mum says your my dad"
>warne starts seething and calling everyone flogs

woah

Of course I cricket. Though not as much as when I was younger but it's followed a lot here.

Listen to Soca. As an Indian, you're already half Trini

kek warnie going off

FORTNITE TIME WITH WARNE

Ahhh, 7:30pm, time to watch Shane Warne play Fortnite as he is coached by his son
twitch.tv/shadewarne

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warne the boomer absolutely seething

WOKE

we got this boys

not gunna lie, warnie blowing up about trolls is priceless

Someone kill the guitarcunt

warnie going to town on the twitch chat lads

fuck I wish I was recording this

is warne the ultimate boomer lads

He's being such a dag dad
"Say thanks for people following you"

>muppetarian

what did he mean by this

Based Aryan Woakes BTFO blacks

You should hear what Mark Richardson says every morning on breakfast tv

someone with an account ask him to say "sebbo's a fat cunt"

you know what, I'm just really disappointed in /cric/

Warnie is taking questions on twitch lads

>Pooran
>Poo

hah

who the fuck is riley meredith lmao

CMSpunky you in m8?

GO 'CANES

i'd say hes the most underrated aussie cricketer. just my personal opinion

Yup, trying to get him to say some memes

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based warnie

>Gayle 5(16)
Don't want to get old lads

someone ask warney to come post on the cricket thread on 4channel Yea Forums

warnie going off

Is Archer the blackest man on the field

well there's only one solution to that mate...

Getting really fucking pissed off with the Indians who handle the IT at toil desu lads. All I need is access to Reddit while at work (not for fun, I genuinely need it for my work) and despite promising that I'd get it they've not done anything for over a month. Requested an update, and they replied "Are you sure you actually need this? Maybe you should just work from home if you want it". Absolutely SEETHING at the state of these lazy cunts desu.

Sorry for the blog, as you were LG xx

>run rate: n/a

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cant archer the GAYLE

hoping for a close match

>going on holiday to vegas

warnie is such a bogan

based warnie seething he's playing videogames instead of watching essendon v hawthorn

Shartcher on getting dabbed on watch

gayle literally looks about 65 years old

based farter

doubt he'd make the WI XI Tbh

Does Warne just not give a shit about cricket anymore? Maybe he's just smart enough to know that esports are the future

are gem only doing australia games from now?

frankie is actually super cute, i would dine on her butthole

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That makes me happy to hear lad.

footy was always his preferred sport, he only follows cricket loosely because its his career

DROPPED IT LMAO

in awe of how archer just put his cap on before his jumper and managed to get it on without looking like a cock

Good to know

>DROPPE
ENGLISH FIELDING LMAOP

his dream was to play for st kilda, only played cricket because he wasn't fit enough to play footy.

Jofra Archer is so shit

KYS POOD YOU SUBHUMAN

How does he feel about his sons career as an esports celeb?

OH NONONO

>it's an england give up 30 runs in the field and lose by 30 runs episode

you now remember Riley Meredith

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Catches win matches sweeties

That should count as a catch

>it's a one cunt has a stream two minutes ahead of everyone else episode

how many FPS does Kayo stream in?

just got banned from warnie's chat lads

the battles of warne and physical fitness over the years are the funniest shit

he once got told to run laps by John Buchanan at a training camp and he immediately turned around, packs his stuff up and bought a plane ticket home

first time Woakes has actually bowled alright this tournament

>It's been raining for a week now
>In the middle of June

So what are you lads doing your end to combat global warming

test

i got three of my alts banned too, shame he put it in follower only mode. can make a twitch account in about 10 seconds kek

were you the gatecunt post

odi

kek

bobs

yeah I reckon the best upcoming Australian cricketer

are you being sarcastic or not? pretty sure global warming will increase rain in england while also increasing temperatures

Kek

I think you little shits need to learn your lesson. There is a reason why you get kicked off everywhere else on the internet

yeah lad

>THE CRAZY NOB
>oh crazy noob

warnie the boomer

>it's a 'traitor gets bullied by the country of his birth' episode

archer is a windies plant

warne should stream classic wow

walk it off you poof

Gayle exposing Farter

Does anyone know of any videos of a skinny black twink boy being bullied and sexually humiliated by two large muscular black men. Asking for a friend

oh my roy boy

>1 (15)

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yes mate it's called 19th match, ICC Cricket World Cup at Southampton, Jun 14 2019

Fucking answer my monster question warnie

love how warnie is giving genuine bowling advice

CAM ON JOFRA MA SON CAM ON LAD

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moonlight

KEK warne talking about love island now
guarantee he posts on Yea Forums

HOW GOOD IS LOVE ISLAND

Fucking boomer

Warnie getting a bit sexist now

Kek

more like Shai Hopeless

who /juicylucy/ here?

Based

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>Cope

SEBBO GOT A SHOUTOUT LADS

> SEBBO 'SEPTIC TANK' BTFO

ngl, wish michael holding was me dad

jej shoutout to my american friend sebbo

Hey SEBBOOOO

Love dot balls
Hate runs

>Warne shouting out Sebbo

HAHAHAH he answered my boomer thing

based sebbo lmao

FUCKING KEK SHE SHOUTED OUT SEBBO

you septic tank

you're welcome lads x

wallop

howling at this and the sebbo shoutout

gayle finna go for 250

based fucking gayle

whats a boomer

>sebbo the sceptic tank yank sebbo

what did warne mean by this

Changed my mind. Woakes is still shit.

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wait what? i was at taco bell what did i miss

The most boomer reply.

the quintessential boomer

>what's a boomer?

ask warne who cheats more, him or the aussie cricket team

does warne still have big beefy forearms?

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>making fun of Shami
bit racist

got banned from the chat lads

>muppetarian

>shhh_no_tears_only_dreams
OH MY

You mean the men's Australian cricket team

>/cric/ moans non stop about no cricket being on due to rain
>A match actually starts but not everyone's more interested in a boomer playing fortnite

west indies in disarray here

I feel like it's listening to my soul

got our man banned with that mate

both on lad

ask him to play super international cricket

Its my only twitch account, can't be bothered making another
a tragedy

/cric/ is cognisant of the fact esports are the future

>best spin bowler of all time vs years of consistent misery playing for the worst football club of all time
hard decision tbqh

it's warnie m8
cric related

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Daryl Cullinan, now that was a career to end

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based kaysenia good question mate

>finally produce a good consistently 90mph+ bowler
>he's a judas cunt playing for fucking englel
I hope Gayle wrecks this faggot

>good
lol

>5 (25)

its warney mate

>hang around and watch zoom-zoom
yeah nah m8

how do you pronounce eoin

kaysenia my dear bro

shartcher needs to be dispatched

Never watched him, thought he was supposed to be decent. I'd be overjoyed if he's shite.

like owen innit

Ian

Pavement

Like coin

SOMEBODY MAKE AN ACCOUNT CALLED THIS_IS_THE_POST
WE NEED A SHOUTOUT
MAKE WARNEY SAY IT

no

euler

Yeah

Listen to westie can drum at least once a week

Class commentary, falling is due to losing balance

This is not the post

I like this idea

not convinced honestly

it's over lad
back to the cricket

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think the West Indies will be looking to score runs for the next few overs

DIDN'T unfollow even after Warnie left

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Kinda surprised it's not "Yon". ['joːɲ] does not look like "Owen".

got some questions here

if you flop across the pitch if will give gayle a excuse not to run

Dont speak alien m8

the fucking state of sebbo thinking irish words follow english pronunciations

E-oh-in

you were trying to type in some meme indian regional language right? almost guarantee it

irish mate, there's no point trying to make sense of it
just liamh it yeah

fat mcsebbo has a farm
e o i n

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I know everything about linguistics no seriously

who let the dogs out
who who who

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is his name actually shade?

Having a cheeky nandos lads

I'm going off the IPA transcription though. ['joːɲ] looks like "Yon" to me. [j] as in "dhearg", [oː] as in "ceol", "ɲ" as in ngeata.

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>Shart Pood in the squad

jackson
shade is the clan name I think

Jacko or something

need to do a beer run

you reckon he posts on any Yea Forums boards?

On yer bike darkie

GONE

GOTTEM

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Is it safe to say, Gayle has been 'blown' the fuck out?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET IN THERE MY SON

grim

GONE
GOTTEM
GET ON YOUR BIKE BOOMER

>GAYLE

KEK

Good morning brows

GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF

GO PICK SOME COTTON DARKIE

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

(not racist but)

BASED Piss Gaylel BTFO

>gayle out to a top edge
who could have predicted it?

based plunkett and his ability to just always get wickets

hlw my dear

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getting caught on the boundary during a powerplay
high iq move from gayle

>Pooran

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>poo
>ran

what happens when an indian gets scared lads

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It's always a powerplay

>COPE

kek

CAMMMMM ONNNNN

>umpires too scared to give windies out when plumb in case michael holding beats them up

fair to say that the windies have lost hope here

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is this racism

MORE LIKE HOPE-LESS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

HOWZAT?!

think so yeah

GAMES GONE

think england might be on top here

what did this filthy ape mean by this?

might be worse to actually get hope out desu. having him make 60 off 100 or something would have been better.

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two weapons at the crease boys

everything is possible

Get fucked you cheating paki ump

>moldova
BASED

>Slats

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tired of this alien’s posts lads

it's an indiachan raid lmao

Need a big one from Pooran

neesham's a bit of a tryhard 2bh

Wood has really short arms and legs. looks barely 6', wtf is up with that crazy pace

>1 person raiding a thread with 70 ips
bit grim honestly. reckon he'll get tired of the captchas within a few more minutes.

what text encoding is that even supposed to be?

convinced hetmyer will change the course of this game lads

Why have we had to review that? Absolute blatant fucking LBW, what is that umpire smoking

kek currys

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wearing lightning mcqueen crocs with my Shane Warne socks lads

giving everything in favour of the windies to make up for the shocking umpiring during their game against us

what is he trying to do?

Reckon these jannies are out to lunch

hello indiachan can we be friends? :)

'Mon boys, let's run the 100m


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went to the rose bowl for a game and on every street for miles around the ground every 10 feet has one of those yellow warning no parking cones to stop cricket fans from parking theres
seemed ridiculous i mean how many big games do they even have there

PLEASE add me on bnet again if youre ITT goosey

the indian? shit up the thread i guess in retaliation for us making a /cric/ thread on their Yea Forums board and posting some cute asian girls

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hlw dear bros

maybe he will buy a Yea Forums pass lmao

Oil her

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having extra extra hot peri peri sauce lads

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new archie kino lads
skip to the last 1.5 minutes

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feel like going to pepe's m8s

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jesus christ new girl in the office is on a call and she has the most boring fucking depressing monotone boring fucking voice and it's making me want to off myself

and she doesn't like cricket

Need a Japan cricket team

posting here because /nrl/ is dead

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is she white? what does she smell like?

Nuke will come soon

record her voice? i like girls with a monotone voice, and the english accent seems like it'd make it better.

so fucking true. reckon they'd enjoy cricket too if they had any exposure to it.

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have a thing for girls looking bored during sex

hand soap and coffee beans

nah that's a bit creepy, i still have to share a cube with her

Girl put your record on

thats cute user you are lucky even if she is boring, maybe you can date her one day

even his son didn't know what's a boomer

>hand soap and coffee beans
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No thanks

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What is this faggot trying to achieve?

have to agree with this

me too

cricket's on lads

Why is cricket a thing in the West Indies but not in Jamaica?

dunno mate

too busy raping and killing each other

is this an autists sport? whenever i tell people im watching the grigget, they kinda bully me about how boring it is.
but i like watching the numbers go up, the sounds, the boomers in the commentary with their stories, the routine, and when games like this happen i worry it will be a short game and i want it to keep going..

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Need to get them off of baseball and onto cricket

Bobsleigh is the dominant sport

half the players are jamaican mate

Which team is winning?

It is a bit autistic like baseball.

there you go there's a sneaky peek of her dulcet (with the emphasis on dull) tones
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its literally just adhd morons who say that, and its because a thing of pride for these mongoloids to not partake in it.
theyre basically the sports fan equivalent of people who dont watch sports saying "sportsball is boring"

Which street is shitting?

Is smoking the reefer a sport?

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Of course it is. I think it’s one of those sports you either get or you don’t. The way the scores tick along.

Laying in bed at night listening to Cook ticking along in the Ashes down under is the cosiest memory I have.

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When are you gonna ask her out?

i agree 2bh

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Ah yes England playing on the only dry day thus week.

she sounds pretty

it's the dreaded indiachan raid

she actually sounds pretty hot, i hope she smokes too

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nice accent

PLEASE be in Perth.

so thats the spaz who can barely play entry grade riffs

not raining when Aus and Eng play
bit racist desu

based perth boro

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Would you give up your dominant hand for £1.5m?

he is playing on a cricket bat tbf

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Raining in town

Yes

Nope. Can always make more money. Can't get a new hand.

To be tempting it'd need to be an amount of money I could never plausibly obtain.

No, it makes too much sense to be the Bhagavad Gita

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Should’ve got the band The Duckworth Lewis Method in instead

a good workman never blames his tools

bowled

Is that like Mein Kampf for India?

nah 1.5 mil isn't enough to be NEET for the rest of my life unless i live like a poorfag so not worth

>when you walk into the dairy and the owner is talking on the phone

Aye m8, only Brahmsins understand the language

They have sick robot hands now, didn't you watch Logan?

thats AUD$3mill you dingbat

no, that would be the Kama Sutra

You can still do a lot of jobs with one hand mate.

Hell even typing one handed i'd probably be faster than a lot of the boomers and women at my office.

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