Thursday Night
Adelaide 101 def Richmond 68
Friday Night
Essendon v Hawthorn at Marvel at 7:50pm AEST
Saturday
Gold Coast v St Kilda at Riverway Stadium at 1:45pm AEST
Fremantle v Port Adelaide at Optus Stadium at 2:35pm AWST (4:35pm AEST)
Carlton v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium at 7:25pm AEST
Sunday
North Melbourne v GWS at Blundstone Arena at 3:20pm AEST
Basedbane tbqh lads
HEAVE HO UNNA
For me it's Jason Blake
based and fredpilled
who is drunk
who /dabloos/ here?
tomorrow on cheat day lad.
>be good goy all week on diet
>look forward to getting absolutely fucking hammered come Saturday
>wake up Sunday feeling like shit wondering why I do this to myself every week
>resolve to change this last vice of mine
>rinse repeat
pozzed league
>*does nothing all game*
>*kicks a decent goal when the game is dead and buried*
OH MY GOD BETTS LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK WHAT AN AMAZING PLAYER, EDDIE'S POCKET!!!
Best small forward in the comp cuck. Go dilate.
who drinking here
yep that one's going in my cringe compilation.
*snap*
who is Toby Greene
ive been waiting my whole life for just one
FUCK
I'm just smashing beers these days as I dont get too hammered compared to hard spirits. Last time got hammered off whiskey and felt horrible the next day had anxiety and was just at a dark place so gonna stick to beers as I can smash 10 or so a night and feel fine the next day.
Who?
I've tried enough different types of beer to know I just can't do it, I dunno if I'm allergic in some way but half of any beer leaves me with an instant headache. I stick to "cleaner" spirits like vodka. I feel you on the whiskey though that happened last week, the post drink anxiety/paranoia is a real thing.
the best small forward in the game
God I fucking hate the Swans. There's no way we're going B2B now. Have had zero interest in footy since Sunday and I can imagine getting smashed by Essenshit come Thursday like we did last year. Seriously, fuck the Swans. Fuck GWS. Fuck the AFL.
good evening afl
reminder that hawthorn are pretty mediocre at marvel and essendon are pretty mediocre
tonights gonna be a shit game
now that fucking worm cunt Barrett thinks he can dictate what is and isn't acceptable behaviour from crowds. I hope someone decks that cunt so he can finally run a story of his favourite subject, himself. Fucking nerd.
Yeah dont want to go there again. I was in bed the next night depressed and had anxiety. Just staring at the ceiling.
Nah mate that's Eddie Betts
I think in part the anxiety is caused by alcohol withdrawl symptoms but stick with what you know mate. The liquid jew is a real menace.
Betts has completely regressed, FACT. Milne was always the better small forward, FACT. Greene is the best small forward in the game today, FACT.
How can this Greene guy be the best small forward in the game today when I don't even know who the fuck he is retard. Checkmate. Do not respond to me again.
feels like school holidays in here
disturbing lack of iinet customers in here
Just haven't got anything to say m8
/nrl/ said you guys suck and that they could beat you in a fight
you should go back there and offer up your mouth as a sacrifice.
Back what do you mean? I belong here, I love gay people.
>only 11 unique IP's
sure is /nrl/ in here
aww cute, /nrlel/ is visiting from their graveyard again to get some desperately needed attention.
But it's not working
chin up lad, victims never succeed. I believe you'll make it. Unlike your crowds to games.
Thanks mate
reckon I could dust all of you cunts
>/cric/ raiding indiachan
youse*
I carry a tacticool knife daily, square up cunt.
why are they playing so few games at the MCG this season?
sacred abo territory or some shit
What's for dinner, lads?
Chicken katsu sushi and a 375mL Pepsi Max.
These are EXCELLENT content.
had a mini heart attack because I thought the Yea Forums.org domain got IP blocked by Optus again lads
based razor ray
Kek'd at many of these, thank you daddy doker. Keep it up
stream?
browny doing the pre game hype is pure KINO
right here
*unzips dick*
*pisses on ur head*
who gives a fuck about this green WORM. fuck off Ray you cunt.
Based Razor
Fantasia's odds to boot 2 are GENEROUS, but then again it's wet outside
Fanta Sia
they certainly like wearing the shit out of their fuckawful memes in record time
They're right at home
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!! HE MISSPELLS WORDS AND ACTS RETARDED HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!! FRIGGIN GOLD LAD TOP BANTER!!!!!!!!!!
*shares on normiebook*
Bombers are FINISHED
Roof closed bruv.
nice semi-tradition dickhead
STILL got him on a string lads
EssenDONE are FINISHED
gay retarded league attracts gay retarded fans
wow what a revelation
ORAZIO
we are now soccer
What happened to Fanta-Sia?
Fun fact: Fanta was Nazi Coke in the 1930s
Funner fact: New name: Orazio Nazicokesia
>Adelaide Goodes
oh nonononono
based perpetually fuming bogan
How can he be the face of abos when he sells out his own race?
/nrl/ invented the not (you)ing gimmick
You're welcome but remember who you belong to please. I look forward to your replies which I will NOT be reading.
Textbook apeish features
based /nrl/mong
every ""proud abo"" afl player has a white wife
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen an abo wag.
mitch robinsons wife is the only i know of
>tfw Mitch Robinson threatened to end my life over cs:go text chat
is kayo any good?
Adam Goodes is an insecure man with no identity.
the fate of all half casts
Not 100% worth it just if you only watch 1 or 2 sports, otherwise having HD access to everything is pretty top notch
beteasy has a 3 month trial atm,
but dont know if you need to bet or just have an account for it
Everyone must be out with their gfs tonight.
don't those sites stream in like 240p ?
sorry lad i mean they have a 3 month trial of kayo, at least thats what they're offering me
hello /afl/
hello
aint nobody here
I mean this decides who gets to take the coveted 10th place on the ladder, who gives a shit, I'm just here out of habit.
probably watching wi-eng.
For me, it's (You).
we're all on indiachan now lad
we're all watching the cricket / shane warne stream fortnite lad
cheers lad
would never be caught dead watching cricket 2bh
footy's on lads
i'm onto you
the umps all sound like mouthy antagonistic dickheads now they're a protected species
Unironically more interested in Saints/Suns tomorrow tbqh
large lad mcevoy
last week that was a free kick
does rc still post?
That was a free kick. If that happened in any marking contest it would've been a free so I don't see why it isn't one now.
this hawthorn team is dogshit
Rumours going around that his abo murdering days caught up to him.
Link to warnies stream
warne's gone, no point watching till he's back
Link to warnies stream
twitchtv/shadewarne
he's not playing though
>142 viewers
not a drawl b
fuck off back to heem you mong cunt
Roaming Brian, um...
>bit cringe
Is Sicily our guy?
>mental midget
>faggot
>plays for the roaches
nowhere near >our guy
it always seems like the kids want to get out of the interview as quickly as possible
because that pedo is right in their personal space
It's strange how bad Hamish is at it considering he does it every week.
>that essendon defending on the halftime goal
kek
K E K
Update?
They know Richo is watching
still obese
full steam ahead into 2020 for the Trump Train if based Conductor Straffo has any say in it
Say that to my face and I'll collect your head cunt
Anyone see the commercial for Sunday Night about those girls who were speeding and taking selfies and ended up killing some poor guy?
wtf??
yeah sure did mate
Ahh ok, cool.
roaches by 50
They're a lot more sensible with the 15m rule for once
en.wikipedia.org
kino wikipedia article.
>2011: one death
2018: absolute thot slaughter
based darwin
some absolute brainlets in there
>Four teenagers aged 15–19 took selfies in the ocean surf at Maharashtra during a storm. They were swept away by a large wave (their bodies were not recovered)
didn't think they killed the other guy only the dumb slut driving. They should all be dead.
jfc india
>Six young women (engineering students from Vaagdevi college of Engineering, Bollikunta) were standing on a rock at the edge of a reservoir in Warangal Urban district of Telangana, India, taking selfies. One student slipped and fell into the lake, and one after another the rest went in to save her. One student survived, five drowned.
It's like lemmings irl.
indians love dying
based natural selection
>one goes in for the save
>gets pushed under and drowned by the original person drowning in typical survival response
>this continues to happen
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
I might be wrong, I think he's in a coma though.
she must've been hot
Based wikipedia drawing more dimes than the actual game of footy going on.
fuck off pedo, never reply to me again
has shiel died?
Hey lad did you try the popcorn chicken bucket today
Nah I got the 24 mcnuggets again because maccas is much closer. Perhaps next week.
All good mate, hope you enjoyed
for me, it's newlyweds getting killed on their wedding day for a photo-op, preferably only one of them dying
I seriously overestimated how good Hawthorn is
that's a pretty big lunch right?
BIFF
Poopy such a manlet
>manlets
kek puopolo and bellchambers
BT is a flog
Thanks m8, I did.
I gave mum around 5 and I ate the rest but I was pretty full yeah.
Did he call him a "little niggle"?
>DURR POPPY IS A MANLET XDDDDDD
Bet you're the same faggots who think normal 6" dicks they see posted on /soc/ are "small" because you're retarded dumbfucks who are addicted to pornography. Kys.
Actually I don't go on /soc/ to look at men's penises.
>A 15-year-old boy in Pakistan was taking selfies with a toy gun when police opened fire on him, killing him.
Damn.. small man syndrome activated!
Was using it as an example, newfag. Are you that new that you've never seen someone post their average-sized dick on Yea Forums only for fat fucks to claim that it's small?
unironically true
t. posted his baby sized cock on Yea Forums and got ridiculed
t. micropenis
>bombers win
cringe
>hawks lose
based
the average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. this is very unsettling.
Imagine not having a 7 incher
*looks at this weeks fixture*
*falls asleep*
I've got a 5.5, unfortunately it's very thin
Nice that I got you non-WA faggots to talk about penises on a Friday night, at 10:00 PM no less.
Fucking losers lmfao
soft right?
My penis is as good looking as I am. As I've been told.
umm, what? this cant be right
source on this please?
would probably rather be talking about dicks at 10pm than inciting said dick talk at any time of the day
I get this reference and I approve.
the average is like 13cm
>evolutionary fit
>rep power: 0
pick one manlet
Draw your cocks here: en.inkei.netSLASHdSLASH
Here's mine files.catbox.moeSLASHqbv7lg.png
>Rep Power: 0
grim
slow on the draw lad, but I like your style
>5.9'
kek
KEK
K E K
Manlets need to be gaoled for the public's safety
>tfw elliot rodger had a better jaw than you
>Essenmong fans
I can incite as much dick talk as I want knowing that I'll be plowing pussy for the fourth time this week, faggot. But yeah, continue talking about the male phallus at 10 on a Friday night whilst I shitpost at 8, knowing that come 10 o'clock here in Perth, I'll be fucking whores.
just read about the gruesome death of a man who jumped into a yellowstone pool to save his friend's dog lads
based methhead
wtf, is that crowd booing?!?!?
noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based quintessential brit staying in Rotherham
r8
Getting pussy as an expat is literally shooting fish in a barrel
Why are the umps so biased for the Hawks? It's pretty well blatant.
how much they cost lad
IMAGINE if the bummers lost this
was the dog ok?
he reached it but he couldn't drag him to safety :(
apparently the dog's oils made the spring erupt a bit
pretty sick of modern AFL players feigning pain and injury to draw free kicks tbqhwyl
Kek, McDonald never gets frees for being taken high the poor guy
the only reason players didn't used to do it is because they were too stupid
Thanks for the (You)s, losers. Gonna go shower before beginning my Meth-Cialis powered escort plowfest
Quick rev up 7live
>the mcdonald's tipungwuti streak continues
KEK
Night lads have a good one
>mcdonalds sniffing-petrol
would've got it in if the obvious push in the back was paid
pinchgate part 2
just pinch him back lmao. give the faggot some nipple cripples or some shit til he cuts the shit out
what is conor mcgregor saying
that kid is looking grim
god, that KFC ad hurt me, I needs it bros
>essendon fans are ALL wogs
colour me surprised
Suns or
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ain'ts
Sunnas lad
why is television Richo having such a fucking sook tonight.
you are like little child
*bumps the other threads off the ball*
Rugby is better
at being gay
lmao
Last for /nrl/