/mlb/

Good. They should know their place. This is Doyers Country.

D O Y E R S
O
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Is season-ending cuckoldry a valid injury?

Ask the cubes

I had no idea

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Based godgers on the case

Hello /mlb/. I just wanted to say I've been doing well. I hope the threads have been healthy...just give it some time though. Im about to expose some of the shitposters hard. I believe it is best to kick them while they're hurting to send a message. Again, I stress, these things take time.

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God bless you Inspector

just give me some wheeze kek... I'll solve the kek lol

Thank you. You're support keeps me going in the darkest times
Listed

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Boy look at all this samefagging going on

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hm...I'll take a look at it...let me know if you have any leads.

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retard alert

What's with all the samefagging?

What's with all the samefagging?

What's with all the samefagging?

Let's Go Steaks! Let's Go Steaks!

>cubs fans

*blocks your path*!!

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"Leave the cusb to me"

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Samefag

get a load of this samefag

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Cringe here nothing to see

this post really makes my blood boil

Dogpile this fag.

sick em AJ

give this twat the dogpiles, bajp

youtube.com/watch?v=KYgK97aioNA

I had no way of knowing

CUHRINGUH

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Based /ourguy/

youtube.com/watch?v=CnD8g_7_-bY

is the Phillies season crumbling down already?

Philthies kek

PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES

I;m kekking about thos Philthies

They already blew their prospect wad on Realmuto. Who are they going to outbid in July for a high in-demand player?

sick em AJ....

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go get em AJ

Hm... samefag I spy.,.. with my little eye

godgers? Is that you?

57th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Which team is objectively the poopiest poop

Cubs, O's or Marlins

A-yep

You mean cusb?

All my friends are Indians
>All my friends are brown and red

>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

Braves will pwn the dodgers.

baseball?

Good morning, lads.

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twisn

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>Who are they going to outbid in July for a high in-demand player?
With the way they got Jay Bruce for nothing, it's fair to wonder if they'll have to. There's no end to garbage teams looking to dump guys on contracts they don't want to pay.

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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fuck off you retard niggers hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I'd stick my bat in her if you get what i'm saying haha

I;m thinking about thos Trees

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TWINS

Twins are back where they belong: Top of the league.

How is baseball like a woman?

Alright, here's a question for you /mlb/. You are a batter and can choose 1 of 2 gates. Either you reach first base with every plate appearance but never produce a double, triple, or home run. Or, you hit a home run 1 out of every 4 at bats but your other 3 at bats in a given set of 4 will be outs. Some stipulations: you and your team are otherwise completely average in every other metric including hitting, base running, pitching, defense, etc. For option 1 your means of reaching first base will be varied(line drives, ground balls, infield hits, walks) but you will never reach because of a throwing error or fielder's choice. For option 2 you can't control which at bat is a home run all you will know is that in it's set of 4 one will be a homer and the other 3 will be outs. You also cannot control what these outs will be but expect them to be varied (flyballs, groundouts, strikeouts) but you will never reach base because of a fielding error, throwing error, or fielder's choice. Discuss

Option 2, easy. I'll hit over 100+ dingers in a season.

Option for the same reason above

For option 2, if you got 600 plate appearances your home run total would be 150. It's not even a choice.

This would shatter Babe Ruth's single season record for total bases, btw.

Blessed Godgers, what has been the cause of the recent decrease in reckerposting? Has it been migration to the /hoc/? Keep up the excellent work!

samefagging incoming

oh these same faggers put my blood to BOIL!!!!

BOIL!!!

you'd have to get 5 at bats a game for option 1 to give you more guaranteed total bases a game than option 2 and none of the at bats in option 1 are guaranteed to produce a run

Im broiling!

Its all the apehoop fuckers in their bunker threads.

Golden State is shook.

>do you want an OPS of 2.000 or an OPS of 1.250?
>people actually choosing 1.250

No one cares about singles. Dingers net you a 600m contract and even more in endorsement contracts.

People cared about Ichiro a lot. And that was just one every three at bats. This is literally every at bat.

good morning em ell bee

What happened to all the Blue Jays fans?

You mean Toronto Raptors fans

>floorsqueak

Floortrash

I hypoyhesize that our target was perhaps a /hoc/ resident. I prophecize that he will come back. When he does I theorize that it may surpass the 2018-mid 2019 shitposters. I believe recker to be the true starting point of all this, and he sat on it for years to test the water before going bonkers in 2018. I don't want this to happen and I'll do everything in my power to stop this psychopathy.

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this is crazy. nuts, even.

Brilliant deduction desu I think you are correct.

You are doing Gods work friend.

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I miss when /mb/ wasnt all retarded discord memeposting

Marlins? more like Winlins.

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>Its all the apehoop fuckers in their bunker threads.
They’re Recker fans? Why?

thank you, you guys keep me going

We can talk about how the Dodgers are going to win the world series this year or they will lose and I hang myself if you want.

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Let's Go Chickens *clap clap, clap clap clap*

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is this the power of >rags relief?

steakies in the building *clap clap clap*

>I believe recker to be the true starting point of all this, and he sat on it for years to test the water before going bonkers in 2018.
Why do you think it’s Recker himself behind reckerposting? Why would he do such a thing?

to elaborate (I just realized I'm watching Sox in 2, but regardless):
>spot your pitcher six runs before he throws a single pitch
>he gives up four dingers
>relief guy allows a fifth, turns out to be the winning run
>rags

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Ironpigs>Chickens

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oh yah i pork ya
stick a fork in ya
just made ya delicious
have ya delirious
watch as we beat ya
just eat ya up

oh, hey there

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Every team makes bad trades at some point user

Have you accepted Korean Jesus as your lord and savior?

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seething and copepilled

Anytime you can trade for a 36 year old 2B coming off a PED suspension and owed $120M, you have to jump on it. If you gotta give up your top prospect, so what? The last guy drafted him and if he isn't the deal, they won't take back the contract of the reliable power hitter coming off an injured year your petty, broke dick owners want to dump!

>Kelly

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any of y'all niggas have a Play Index subscription I can use real quick? either that or look up some things real quick for me if you do?

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Jim Carrey or Theo Epstein? either way yikes @ dat weight gain

>he doesn't know

When the fuck is Ken Burns going to make Baseball: The Eleventh Inning? He's going to die before it gets done at this rate.

how many years does he have to cover? iirc the whole initial roids scandal and Mitchell Report wasn't really covered in depth in the tenth, and Biogenesis/post-Biogenesis is really a chapter unto itself.

>mest

>be Red Sox fan
>Moneyball is on AMC
>see replay of Oogie saving an early 2002 game against the A's
brings back bittersweet memories of the Sox absolutely wasting Pedro's prime

MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST

I got trashed hard for suggesting the Braves were on the verge of a dynasty in the offseason. Get fucked nerds.

>be braves
>don't become dynasty

Settle down right now.

>>he doesn't know
He doesn’t know what?

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if you can't win more than one WS with Maddux/Glavine/Smoltz/Jones/Jones then you never were a dynasty and never will be

I'm ready

I don't think you understand how much budding talent the Braves have. Only Mike Rizzo could ruin this team's potential.

Some of you autists rival the autistic shitposting of the old starcraft 2 general threads.

sick em aj

>only 1 (one) team over .600 in the NL
Pathetic

Get em boy

Barves comin'

Stick this post

>Tampa Gay fans wearing rainbow hats
The state of that fan base

I am telling you things you already know, but Maddux was the only FA signing out of those guys. another top-25 SP and a GOAT-starter/reliever hybrid, a HOF third baseman and the GOAT defensive CF. you cannot get a better non-Yankee homegrown core than that in MLB history–and they went 1 for 3 in Worlds Eries while getting cucked out of playing in half a dozen more. (not counting 91/92 because Maddux and Andruw weren't around.)

tl;dr your "budding talent" won't get you anywhere close to a world series win let alone a dynasty

Let's go Braves

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Smoltz wasn't home-grown, he was a Tigers AA prospect the Braves traded for

>failies

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You do realize what month this is right?

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>it's sexual degenerate month

nyy v cws gamethread

I call it tampa gay

No, you should tell me.
>being this retarded

RETARD ALERT

Phillies @ Braves Thread

before I dive in, is the Sox-O's thread full of the usual hyper-autistry that manifests there?

red sox posters are subhuman retarded fucks that don't actually post about the game. it's been that way for awhile. must be the opioids

as opposed to the hyper-autistry that manifests here?

does any other team have every single gamethread start with that 7-at-best OP pic, "best fans in baseball edition" ?

/mlb/ is for chads, nobody here has autism

Maybe the whole world has autism and we're the normies

trace amounts of autism cells are required 2 be chad. few know this

CHIRINOS

>poo jays

>barves

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Is she based?

Fuck my state is embarrassing.

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>who's dabbing on the yaks
Did the fatman get banned again? haven't seen him shitpost in a few days now

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Sick em aj

aj taking no prisoners

Oh this asshole

>stankees game still in the 4th

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show em what we're made of boys

>samefag

Well duh

A plumcot is Arbor Day.

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these are the same person

It's Flag Day.

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>air yordan

>poo gays

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>orilels

>daddies

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>cusb

I honestly had no idea

What's your 5950 size, /mlb/?

>Me, I'm 7 3/8

me too, capbro

Cubs @ Dodgers

Hi, orc friends! Let’s use today to express our love of orc kind. What have you done for an orc today?

Georgia in a nutshell, especially how they treat democracy.

>Im-fucking-plying the USA is a democracy

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>what is a democratic republic

You mean how the people voted for the people currently in office and elected them on the platform that they're currently following now? Or do you mean how Hollywood literally tried to buy the state government? If you want that kind of leadership and legislation please take your faggot ass to Cali

LOL eat facts.
apmreports.org/story/2018/10/19/georgia-voter-purge
apnews.com/fb011f39af3b40518b572c8cce6e906c
politico.com/story/2018/11/04/georgia-election-kemp-abrams-hacking-919333

Representational democracy is not direct democracy, which you're probably thinking of.

oh absolutely not, direct democracy has a historically bad track record

You literally have no idea what you're talking about outside of regurgitated liberal talking points, do you?
See? I can do the partisan article thing too
weeklystandard.com/michael-warren/2018-midterms-whats-the-truth-about-the-53-000-pending-voters-in-georgia

OK good, I'm glad you're not one of those muh poplar vote fags.

Take it to /pol/ fagolas, also go astros

>A conservative opinion piece that says voter suppression is okay.
I like how they only mentioned 50k of one particular scheme by Kemp and not the rest.
Or the fact that 2 courts ruled it was brazen voter suppression and at least those that petitioned to have their voting rights restored get them back.
reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-georgia/u-s-judge-orders-georgia-to-allow-voting-for-some-blocked-residents-idUSKCN1N72HE?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: Reuters/PoliticsNews (Reuters Politics News)

Or how you ignored the last one where Kemp openly left the election open to hacking and then tried to blame the other side when he was exposed.
You suck at this.

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FUCK the asstros

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>OK good, I'm glad you're not one of those muh poplar vote fags.
Voting for trees?

>stankees

Is being .500 like winning the world series for who sux fans?

That's the joke.

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meant for this thread

>some literally who just hit for the cycle

Dank times we’re living in

>Take it to /pol/ fagolas, also go astros
Legolas?

Where has bajp gone? I miss his posts about meat and tobacco

HARPER KEK WHAT A BITCH

>the Lillies are paying that guy $300mil just so some other team won't
retards

Unironically yes.

It's called a meme stat for a reason

>Yankees are now down 10-1 as well
fucking kek

After years of shit and false hope..yes yes it is. And I'll take it.

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What's the opposite of sigh...?

meanwhile, the twins and royals sit at 0-0

grr

I got this

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>stankees

nvm lol

Does Jay Bruce exist so he can be signed and then traded in the same season for some prospect?

thanks mr garver

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astros desu

>cusb

He was with the Reds for a long time. It's just now at the tail end of his career that he is moving around. In hindsight, the Mets and Reds both would have been better off keeping him.

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>orilels

>5 teams scored at least 10 runs tonight
>2, possibly 4 have a chance at winning by double digits
juiced ball?

I'm positive the ball is juiced. Wound tighter and lowered seams.

Where is Godgers? For I much desire to speak to him.

Oldfag has posted.

>lifelong white sox fans come out of the woodwork

>stankees

I'll have you know I was here since the days of Gordon "Hair" Beckham.

Alright which one of you faggots fucked Zobrist's wife.

>mauer day
lol imagine dedicating a day to the man who held your franchise back for 15 years

When will the collapse start?

>chirinos
hmmmm yeah that's good

Phillies are gonna finish 3rd in the division

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>poo gays
holy fuck

>philthy

Phillys tongue my anus

I guarantee Harper regrets going to Philly

Where should have he gone?

>

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I'm sure the feeling is mutual at the moment.

I don't know where he *should* have gone but I guarantee he regrets coming to a losing team in a shithole town

philthies philthies philthies!

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Yes lol

how do we fix these teams

>15 - 2

Nuclear hellfire.

Harper is still playing and hitting well, but this is why a lot of teams didn't want to pay him based on that one huge year. 3 out of the last 4 years he's been a ~.250 hitter, not a .320 hitter. Shave $75-100M off his contract demands and every team in the league would have been lining up.

>Where should have he gone?

Weren't the Dodgers the runner-up in the Harper sweepstakes? I bet Boras told him to take more money/years and sign with the Phillies.

So was it fortnite, or one mediocre player that went full nig on a 20 year old girl in Atlantic City is what cause the Lillies to Collapse again?

The right move is almost always to take the larger guaranteed sum.

Here comes the white sox fans.

reminder this was ONE loss not even in the second half of the season. Yeah it was a shitty loss that should have been an ez win but it's not season ending. This team has bounced back before and don't let losses get to them too much. Reminder we came back 7 games behind with 17 to play in 2007.

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Boy did the doyers dodge a bullet... lucky sob's

Harper himself wanted a long-term deal to make a home for himself in one city for the rest of his career

>Bruce Pooper

>white sox fans out of nowhere
wtf

How many players from the 2007 team do you have on your roster? Or do you believe that the jerseys have some kind of clutch magic in them?

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

IAN FUCKING DESMOND

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Lillies season died the moment Odubel went full retard and struck a minor in the face and hurt team morale. If that didn't kill the season, then McCutchen's ACL tear was the nail in the coffin aside meme pitching on your end. Just pray they manage to sneak a wildcard spot in.

>implying people remember 22 years ago

oh here come the white sox fans

nah probably not because the core members of that team have all their numbers on ice until they are officially retired in a few years

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>implying people remember shit from 22 years ago

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What is it about The Chop that just drives fans of teams losing to the Atlanta Braves crazy? Reading comments whining about "damn I hate McCann winning the game while listening to a stadium full of crackers chanting that racist chop."

>TFW I do

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>dads

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get em aj

DW, I got this

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278th for Rags!
also, Rags win!

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Hamels coming back next year

kek!...! KEK

desu

OH NONO NONONONONONONONO

twitter.com/Yankees/status/1139732398936080384

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Maybe your team will be smart and offing the Analytical jew before they implode this month. Do something like the flyers do when they had the chance.

aj with the bantz

Get this asshole out of here.

>tfw he's from Atlanta

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Why the fuck is Styles a Lillies fan considering he's from Barves country?

I think he just threw out the first pitch when a PPV was in town. Why him though idk. Might have been champ at the time

Lol, funny post, considering this geneltman ais from The Atlanta area...

And yet the sox have a better record than the padres.

>inside the park homerun

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Imagine if the White Sox signed Machado.

do you have the webm? I may need it in the future.

aj pulling no punches

I can see that, but could of gotten Cena to do it or something. I'd think Styles probably threw that shit right in the fucking garbage had he been heel. But realistically gave it to a cancer patient knowing him.

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wow that’s really something

Just as much as a fan as Bruce Willis is. Wonder who threw a more pathetic pitch tho.

Is being .500 like winning the World Series for whos fans?

Nice LARP accy

The philthies don't really have any famous fans to throw first pitches

I don't think Herrera has much to do with it. McCutchen hurt, but they were probably going to play him in center where he isn't good anymore and Bruce is hitting. It's probably better to revisit how things are going after the Miller/Rodriguez platoon at 3B takes shape or if Quinn gets back and starts getting time in CF.

Dubs confirm yes

Only fans there are either manlets, ugly thots, and pol rednecks since Lillies called Jackson the N word back in the day and one of the last MLB teams to have people of color on it at all.

Do you have “an” Onlyfans?

Can tell you the Mest have more *fans* than your own ya Cheesesteak eating delusional Lillie kek

RIDE WITH US OR GET RUN OVER

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>faillies

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Barves came back from 10 games behind back in 1993 so long as we’re bringing up irrelevant shit from over a decade ago

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Are the cusb bad all of a sudden or are the Dodgers actually unironically going to go back to the World Series again?

oh yeah im here for the bullying

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If you want to bully him, remind him his NFL team blew a 28-3 lead in the owl, and said team they lost to would lose to the Iggles the following year and taking the Falcons supposed earn owl with em.

15 FUGGIN RUNS

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Doyers gonna waste a playoff spot again.

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>mfw reading those comments

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According to the stats, the doyers are due for massive regression.

>TFW only 11 runs

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kek scuba kek

Proof?

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!!!!!!!!!

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!!

LOL GET FUCKED JEWYORK

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HOLY SON OF A BASED
BAJP AT IT AGAIN

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Yankees: 41-27
>whos: 34-34
More like bGAYjp

Lillies are kek, but the Barves going to get bootyblasted in the post season once again since NL East is a freebie to the NL Championship every year.

WE'LL SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS

YOU ARE GETTING EXPOSED- TAMPA AND BOSTON ARE GONNA TAKE OVER YOUR ASS

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>2.5

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>proceed's to get anally fisted by the Dodger's again in the postseason.

bajp here to save the genny

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we went to the world series in '93

EL GOBOLINO !!!!!!

>DIOS MIO

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>Rookies

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE ROCKIES HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

LOOK AT THESE DOODS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOS ROOKIES DE COLORADO

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>it was 11-4 in the 8th
LMAO ROOKIES

hey my meme from last season, glad to see it up and running again.

>cockies bullpen

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(You)

>2.5

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Lmao

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>cockies

>WHITE SOX COMPLETELY BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF SHITTY-ASS OVERPAID YANKEES (WINNING THE SEASON SERIES TONIGHT IN THE PROCESS)
>CARDINALS WIN 2 GAMES IN 1 DAY ON THE ROAD
>SHITTY FUCKING REALLY REALLY OVERPAID CUSB ABOUT TO LOSE AND BE 4 GAME SWEPT LOLOLOL CHINITO TIPPER YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TOMORROW LOLOLOLOL

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE OTHER NIGHT COULD NOT BE TOPPED

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>Braves are supposed to be a young team
>still have geriatric old boomers like Markakis and McCann doing work for pennies
wtf

Based fatman spewing truth

Cakes would have been an upgrade for several teams out there. Nobody wanted him so Atlanta got him back.

irrefutably BASED
unequivocally BASED

James Shields lol

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>2.5

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>cusb

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GG broo croo a bloo bloo bloo
Giants win game 1

LOLCUSB BIRDS ARE ON THEIR WAY

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KEK SCUBA KEK

the cardinals aren't going anywhere lmao

But Goldy

>cusb

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>this kills the cubbies

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He'll get it back together, same with Carp.

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I really hate this satania poster

>ROCKIES

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>rookies
OH NO NO NO NO NO

I really want to kill that satania asshole

>pebbles were leading 11-4 in the 8th

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Retardinals..

How can one satania poster be so based?

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>the new universal sign of choking

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someone take the sataniaposters out... kneecap this fool. I want to send him a message

Nigga just how long you been here?

Dodgers!

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>capitalizing "tfw"
You deserved this choke.

One of the best things about the cubs playing on the road is you don't have to see FAGGOTS like Nick Offermann, Bill Murray(literally hasn't been funny since Caddyshack, only 39 years ago amirite?) or any other Sitcom Lifelong they make sing that really queer fucking song.

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>Oh no, it's retarded: the post

LMAO ROOKIES

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Based

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the cubbies own the cardinals

>PEBBLES
>LOS ROOKIES DE COLORADO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>LOS ROOKIES DE COLORADO
I missed this meme

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CHADDIES STOP STOP THEY CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE NO NO NO NO PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

HOW EMBARRASSING

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u-uhm...lol
*ahem*
h-he
s-sorry I'm n-nervous
h--hehe...
o-okay..
h-here we go...

ROOKIES KEK ROOKIES OH NONONONO NONONONNONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!

OUR BULLPEN SUCKS FUCK FUCK FUCK I HOPE THEY GET IN A FUCKING AIRPLANE CRASH AND ALL DIE FUCK FUCK FUCK

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At least we have 2 generation talents. dads paid a guy 300 million to hit .250 with the occasional dinger and crawl to 1st on groundouts

Astros desu

Blackmon is one ugly motherfucker lol

you jinxed it nice going

>chokelorado chokies

chokiechokedo chokies

backlog'd

this guy is so jelly of machaddy lol cringe at this guy

seethe and cope!

Lgm

ohhh no

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uh no? hes manly as fuck

also

>judging guys

gtfo outta here fag

y-y-y-yiiiikes

someone give me the coping with seething hotline now!

>saying y-y-y-yikes

again only something a fag would say

c-c-c--cringe!

Are you Team Steakies or Team Chicken?

for me it's the kekkies

lol mike fish

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>PEBBLES

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>lose to the worst team in the arcade league
>straight up style on the 2nd best team in the national league

will the dodgers ever win another worlds eries?

the cubbies are gonna own ya tomorrow

And lost to the same team the Barves lost to the year prior, you really want to have a past seasons dick measuring contest? Cause I’m pretty sure the Barves shit on you in failed World Series trips and tie you in the ones they actually won

This is psychotic

just give me some time

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Pengwings author here

this is something else

I'm so glad the Gay Area is flushed down the toilet for plenty years to come.

>Giants are total trash and won't be good for about another 15 years(ill prolly be deadlol so ill never have to see your faggot team win again so fuck you)
>9ers are trash with cancer players like Sherman and got bamboozled into taking jimmy g paying him a gorillion dollars, he'll never play more than 9 games a season, he's a non-pliable weakling
>Raiders....does anything even need to be said? Though you guys are awesome for signing Incognito, that man is a NFL icon and American Hero
>Warriors-LITERALLY BROKEN, even if klay and KD came back neither of them are playing until maybe March at the earliest. will NEVER be considered as good at the Bulls or the Lakers.

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I don't think the Giants will be down for long. Their farm system is bad, but they have money in the long run and their tippy top prospects like Bart and Ramos look great. They had a great draft this year, too.

I forgot the As, how could I possibly do that?

I dunno you guys hit a lot of dingers during away games last year and throw the ball really far from the outfield. I like the As most of anything from the Gay Area.

as a sox fan i absolutely cannot give a shit about drafts. it's just too depressing. Also, I doubt I'll ever see 2011 topped in my life.

remember when the cardinals couldn't beat the giants in the playoffs?

Philthies lol

Guys
The Rockies didn't tweet out the final score lol lmao kek

Nope, don't remember that at all, especially in 2012 when Chris Carpenter had 2 more attempts to close the series out(one of the greatest playoff pitchers of my lifetime). him vs doc in NLDS vs phillies 2011 is my 2nd favorite cardinal game of all time

I guess the baseball gods can only bless so much after the 2011 september campaign, g5 vs the phillies, g6 vs texas, 2012 NL WC game, the comeback vs the nats...

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the giants own your ass

fuck em', but i hate them worse for their campaign to change catcher collisions forever than beating the cardinals

lmao we own your ass bitch. now bend over!

enjoy it, you'll never make the playoffs again, hell you might not even be above 500 again in 10 years. meanwhile the Cards will be in competition until at least the last week of the season pretty much forever.

lmao the cardinals aint makin it either

WE OWN YA ASS BYEEEEEEE BYEEEEEE BABY
WE'RE GIANTS BRASS BYEEEEEEEE BYEEEEEE BABY
MAKE BAJP INTO A PUNCHING BAG BYYYYYYYYE BYEEEEEEEE BABY
BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE CARDINALS BYYYE BYYEEEE BABY

Holy fuck BAJP's been backed into a corner I've never seen him like this

BAJP on the ropes

how will he respond? this guy's going hard.

LMAO that TOOL can't stop me

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Finally the chosen one has here

sometimes ya gotta put a BITCH in a CUNT'S place

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Lets be blunt, which Philadelphia sports team will be next to win any championship, and how long will it take for that to happen. My money is a Nuclear war will break out before that shit city gets anything again.

lol what corner?

the giants beat the cards in a series 5 years ago and now they're a team with dying attendance despite after a oceanfront park, no players, no talent- other than a guy that gets made fun of when he gets mad when batters hit his balls into the ocean, no prospects, no plan, no hope.

ahh fuck, it's degenerate hours, no wonder the SFDF is out in such force and i can smell the ass lube attempting to be pumped into my cable modem from the worst coast.

Anyone watch Jomboy?

Not sure why his vids don't get taken down but it was pretty clear they wouldn't after he started getting 100k view vids.

MLB even left a positive comment on a vid he uploaded the other day.

BAJP counterpunching they're blow for blow!!!!

LMAO

LMAO
HOLY MOTHER OF F%$K

TAKE A LOOK AT THE SCORE ITS HOW MANY TIMES YOUR MOM LET ME IN HER BITCH!!!

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lmao this little PUSSY ain't gonna respond because he's gutless.. GUTLESS AS FUCK!

Hey BAJP, what's the difference between the cardinals and giants right now?

LMAO YOU THINKING?:

WE'LL GET A HIGHER DRAFT PICK AND YOU WON'T GET A RING IN RETURN HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH WE FUCKING OWN YOUR ASS BITCH !

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BAJP staggering behind a DAD DICK haymaker

oh fuck this is tight

He's cookin something up

oh damn... I don't think the genny can take much more of this

really “amped up” for the next round

What happened to all the Toronto Blue Jays fans?

I gotta say this looks like a rivalry in the brewing

brewies own ya

this just got psychotic

our savior.... our giant...

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LMAO THE PUSSY RAN AWAY.

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT BABYYYYY
THINK TWICE BEFORE TALKIN SHIT BOUT THE GIANTS BITCH KNOW YOUR PLACE UNDER OUR FUCKING BOOTS BITCH!

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Anyone else got the shivers during that

literally gave me goosebumps

If I'm gonna be stuck dealing with these faggots for about couple hours, I wana play a game..how about guess who?

>i was a shitty catcher that could never manage a staff to a division title, and my coach called the pitches from the dugout in the playoffs
>i never learned how to properly block homeplate, and GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>I had my non pork eating shekel hoarding agent and CEO of the conglomerate that owns my team hire a publicist to tell my sad sad story of defensive incompetence and spin it into a tale of brutality
>my owner went to the league office " OY VEY THE GOYIM ARE KILLING THE LEAGUE SUPER STARS LEFT AND RIGHT, PRETTY SOON THE MLB'S BOTTOM REVENUE LINE WILL BE MORE IMPACTED THAN THE MALE CITIZENS OF THE FAGGOT CITY I OWN MY TEAM IN"
>my whole big queer city and all the other pillow biters across the Obamerica rally behind me even if they've never watched a baseball game in their life and proceed to put the most traditional and best sport ever game on a one-way direction of feminization forever
>if an angry homeless looking pitcher man was never born I would not have one world series ring

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

holy fuck... he used an H-bomb on him...just holy fuck....

This was fucking waay too much. You destroyed that dude

holy fucking BASED, little faggots take cheap shots about muh rings...only to get OHKO

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A. J. Pierzinski.

HEY AJ! WE BEAT THE TEAM YOUR PUSSY ASS COULDN'T GET THROUGH LMAOOOOOOOOO

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Travis Ishikawa....

Oh lord it's a 3 way

he's delirious bajp, finish him quickly

mother of god...

Ohh, and while that "giant pride parade" makes its way down Castro street to the nearest bathhouse.

Let me fucking remind you. You fucking faggots are the ones that choked away the 2016 NLDS and spawned the disgusting wrecked faggot abomination that even eclipses the degeneracy of your city... THE LIFELONG. you fucking created the fucking LIFELONG, nothing can forgive that...nothing. No more ottoman jokes, no more world war 1 jokes, no more bartman jokes. YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEAM CHOKED AWAY SO MUCH OF WHAT Yea Forums LOVED....and again...i hold you more responsible than the injuns for the first homosexual male pregnancy ever....THE LIFELONG

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oh...
my...
god...
There's no recovery from this. Sit in shame giants fan...just sit in shame

RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!

>the curbstomping after you already won the fight...

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What did I walk in on? I feel sorry for that giants fan.

I'm out. I hit enough HRs into that putrid last place, pick-hoarding, talentless bay for the night. I don't even like bat flips, but consider this one just because it would piss off the one guy left on that piece of shit SF team worth a damn.

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Fuck...

i dont think ive ever seen a counter strike so hate filled and savage on /mlb/ in a few years ive been here...

Doyers have

S T A M I N A
T
A
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>Doyers win

ARIBA!!

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Someone make this but with Bum and Muncy

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Wait. What?

Oh, the fatass must have accidentally sat on his Warhammer figures while thinking of one of the playoff series any of his 28 favorite teams lost to the Giants and now they're back above overly charred bratwursts and blacks on his "hate this right now" list

That's ok, Giants will just take the Brewers down a notch for him and his little red birds anyway, no big deal

Stay "Yea Forums important" you tub of living lard

DODGERS TEE BEE ACH

Twins: 46 wins
Astros: 47 wins
Dodgers: 47 wins
Who gets to 50 first?

Dodgers because they play the scrubs for a couple more games.

Who gets to 50 last though?

Of any MLB team

>AL
>Not complete trash

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Unironically, the rays

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>cusb

AL wins are inflated because most of that league is trash

Pls provide linkage to said comments

Skip to around 10pm in the comments to watch them unravel. Fucking glorious
thegoodphight.com/2019/6/14/18677755/game-thread-6-14-phillies-at-braves#comments

I remember the good old days when people were shitting on the Jays, now they are so bad people forget they exist

Ben 'Cuckold' Zobrist

Because he doesn't monetize the videos so it's basically free marketing for the MLB. It helped me get more interested into the sport that's for sure

I'm kind of interested in learning about Baseball.
Do you guys know of any "beginner friendly" videos, maybe a brief game where a commentator explains the rules as the game is going on, or something like that?
Also, what are some good teams that i should get invested in? i don't want to root for losers

All Hail the Gnome God.

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Bryce Harper is the greatest baseball player to ever live.

Weak

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i want to go home

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help me choose my lifelong team
who are the good guys?

Dodgers & Cubs could always use another cute boy in the broship

The White Sox

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