/trans/ - Hazard edition

>Daniel James / 4 goals 7 assists
>17m
>Christian Pulisic / 4 goals 4 assists
>£60m

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2022 WC qualifiers have begun

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>championship
>bundes

>Tottenham are prepared to break their transfer record twice this summer to sign Real Betis playmaker Giovani Lo Celso, 23 and Lyon midfielder Tanguy Ndombele, 22
fucking hurry up then

Relax, everyone is just biding their time to make the deadline week more exciting

very true. championship is harder

Listened to a comfy podcast about the Guam national team so will be cheering them on in the next round

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Yeah who could forget the championship GOAT Sessegnon tearing The EPL apart this season?

Teams like Aston Villa would easily be top 10 in Bundesliga

God when will this faggy De light and Greizmann saga end.

It wont. Griez buyout clause drops 1 july. Mino is doing Mino things to get de ligt a hueg contract

Not gonna be awake for the start of the Copa America. Shame

>Im going to play in the Premier League
or
>Im going to play in the Über Eats (Yum!) Ligue Un
?

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>I’m gonna play in the CL
Or
>Im gonna play in the EL
?

It's between über eats and santander

shit. well played

>Moussa Djenepo [Standard Liege - Southampton] Undisclosed
>Wesley [Club Brugge - Aston Villa] Undisclosed
>Jordi van Stappershoef [FC Volendam - Bristol Rovers] Free
>Matty Willock [Manchester United - Gillingham] Free

Excellent names

>Barca selling Rakitic
Bad move chief

>apehoop killing the last thread

welcome to inter

Can any wafflebros give me the lowdown on Wesley?

Reminder that ”swap deals” never actually happen

For me, its Timor-Leste

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Women’s football

I can tell Women's football is tinpot because there's been absoloutely no fan trouble.
Can you imagine the scenes if the men's team had drawn Scotland and Argentina in a world cup?

Without looking it up I'm sure the men's teams in those shite countries get battered all the time

You don't even have to try hard to look it up.

Reckon the English women's firm would be top notch. Most countries dont have as many rough slags as us

eh hes solid but its time they moved on

put more faith in arthur + FDJ

Why is the entire board crying about muh apehoop injuries
and I though ABLs were bad

>Guam's biggest defeat was 21-0 against North Korea

......I can't tell when this webm begins and ends.

>Macau

now there's a flag I don't have

Could VPN it for you

thanks for the offer m8 but it's gotta happen naturally (even if it is just some leaf larping in reality).

If you think about it girls are kinda cute

Traps are cuter

Hopefully they all get tired and go to bed soon

*keeps a clean sheet*

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based
cringe

based
cringe

do you reckon gerrard will manage liverpool some day and we'll get a proper fixture between him and lamps?

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>do you reckon gerrard will manage liverpool some day
100% although if Lamps will still be in charge I'm not sure

thingken of no qt sweety neety swedish gf with blue eyes and fair skin

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i reckon lampard might do a decent job at chelsea and maybe he and roman have a gentleman's agreement

>Jonathan Woodgate appointed Middlesbrough manager
wew lad

Homegrown quota and possibly to annoy Manure.

They already have 2 ball playing defenders, Pep wants a defender similar to Kompany.

>Robbie Keane as his assistant

Sounds like Fwank 2.0 but without the playoffs

That's a name I haven't heard in 5+ years, fuck.

based

>He scored the winning goal for Spurs in the League Cup Final against Chelsea
had forgotten all about that. Also thought he had more than 8 caps

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>you now remember woodgates debut game for Real Madrid

own goal and sent off wasnt it? Or injured?

>9 appearances in 3 years for Madrid

Lel

>Also thought he had more than 8 caps

Hard to win caps from the physio's table.

>Thibaut Courtois helped persuade him to join the club

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Aulas getting some quick retirement money

>Palace value the defender at £70m

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Big news lads

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Manure will pay it

See: Fred

Fuck yes! The league is ours!

1, then 2 but with a bag on her head

what about 3?

aaaah gay

>liking traps

Luv is luv simple as, pedro

>Everton and Paris Saint-Germain are involved in the race to sign Brazilian forward David Neres, 22 from Ajax. (Esporte - Spanish)

Everton has no chance. Even if they had the money I doubt David would trade Ajax for a smaller club

until they start talking

● Welcome to Chelsea ●

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It will be ~£50m

haha

>number of sexual partners
>are you enjoying the WWC
ok I'll start
>3
>yes

>8
>haven't tried it, just came to brag about fucking

0
Its making my willy hurt

quick tell me your business idea

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Monkey tennis

>im gonna play in the Champions league and go out in the round of 16

reduce the deficit with spending cuts

Trapolympics

Olympics but everyones a trap

So where should he go if not barca? seems like he might not go there

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The 120M Twink is in Ibiza right now, shagging young girls. He went on a jet with his friends

White Renato Sanches coming. His best option is unironically Atlético

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thought he'd basically been confirmed to barcelona?

>still no Newcastle takeover

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Okay so I've had this idea for a while, it's really simple.

I'm a uni student, and to my knowledge, there is no app or program that allows you to build causal models. This means that you have to tinker with Word or even some sort of editing programme if you want a simple interaction model. It should be easy as fuck to make if you have any idea what you're doing. Make a set number of common models available to choose from, and allow users to make their own by dragging boxes and arrows around that snap to each other. Guarantee you that hundreds of thousands of uni students would use this. Not because it's groundbreaking, but because it's the easiest method.

Well barca don't seem to have made a bid yet and people think messi and suarez don't want him

Sporting director of Altetico confirmed he is going to Barca

Sorry Chief Executive

>£90m valuation of centre-back Harry Maguire
now this is the made up bullshit I love

perro caca to join Tottenham for120M Shekels after passing medicals
perro caca was also linked to Arsenal but they were too shite even for him

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President said they hadn't heard from Barca. Most likely they're just waiting until July, I think his release clause drops a little by then. It's gonna be interesting, since the Barca players really don't want him there lmao. Hope they bully that little shit

my patent is all but confirmed, sorry

Crab Cock

Based, the idea truly gets my estrogen flowing

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zoomers truly are mentally ill, world war III can't come soon enough

wow what a feminine cock and balls

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it's the game guess who? but instead of random characters you use pictures of your friends/classmates/work colleagues etc

football but on the moon

Pep doing a Sanchez again

disgusting. there are much hotter traps than this, stupid zoomer

>0
>it's been making me fucking SEETHE

Please stop objectifying the athletes. At least until the unidentified gender wrestling competition

All /trans/ posters want completely no player restrictions after Brexit to make transfers as big as possible, right? Right?

13
I don't watch it

Brexit means brexit. We can source our Ngubu’s from ethnic towns like Bradford and Birmingham

No. You can have 3 EU and 1 non-EU players in your first team the rest have to be British

We should say 'fuck off' to the rest of Europe and have a Commonwealth Cup instead of playing in the Euros

>Brexit means brexit
Yes, exit from the EU. I'm talking about no restriction on players no matter where they are in the world, not just the EU. And Brexit means we can make our own rules.

heh

I'm just kidding might as well have it as open as possible otherwise other leagues have an advantage

That's not /trans/ inclusive

not sure
yes

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There's no football in the Commonwealth Games?
What the fuck?

UK couldnt compete because everyone but England is against the idea of a combined team.

you did it for the olympics

All the home nations compete seperately in the CG mate
>cost
>schedule
>most of the countries are shit at football
one time deal and Scotland refused to take part

>>cost
>>schedule
>>most of the countries are shit at football
why does this apply to football but not to other 20 irrelevant sports that are featured in the commonwealth games

Would need every country to have a team of 20 or so athletes and a bunch of stadiums to host the games. Also the CG would probably clash with a bunch of other competitions so no FA would want it.

>ywn see England in a group with India, Bermuda and Gibraltar

Ain’t happening

>0 (around 15 that I paid for)
>not watching

Does it even matter if it clashes? Just send the kids.

>Just send the kids.
probably clash with some U21/20/19/18/17/16 tourney too

No takeover, no transfers!
Not till I get me 'ands on Debenhams and Game

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KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>realmadrid.com/en/news/2019/06/takefusa-kubo-is-a-new-real-madrid-player-he-joins-castilla-from-next-season

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goals and skills
youtube.com/watch?v=zqTkgwaQp0Q

accept the cookies, goy

Do Wolves have enough depth to make a run for top 6?

The fucking state of UK flags in that Women's World Cup thread:

>Sign for Barcelona at underage age
>FIFA fucks Barcelona up in 2014 because the signs of underage players and makes Kubo leave to Japan again
>18 years old now
>Barcelona ask him to bring him back again
>He tells them to fuck off and accepts Real Madrid instead
what did he mean by this? Barça offered him the opportunity to play in Europe and he goes to the eternal enemy instead!
Also, Real Madrid has other japanese kid in Uteams named Pipi.

i'm not reading through the whole thread, what's wrong with them?

Disgusting cover. Damn French

This.

fuck mike ashley

The delusion and defensive insecurity of people mocking it for one thing. Just a few examples:

Although this Belgian went full retard:

>There are girls in this thread talking about footy

:p

If you're triggered by a thread on women's football you might be the insecure one mate

women's sports are like the paralympics

I'm not wasting time watching retards play lmao

Looks like somebody don't want to get their internet license removed so they are trying to win good boy points defending women football...
To be honest Women only play good when its in closed fields. Open field games for women are the worst beside hockey.

Miss me with that bullshit (Bullshit)
I ain't really world class, I'm a tourist (A tourist)
I be chokin' out like a Lloris (a Lloris)
I scored a hundred tap-ins then I freaked it (I freaked it)
I scored 500 pens' then I freaked it (I freaked it)
I scored a brace in Swansea for the weekend (The weekend)
This ain't what Perez' want, this ain't what you want (What you want)
This ain't what Perez' want, this ain't what you want (What you want)

And it's like that, lil' Poch'
MVP, I mouth-breathe in my sleep, no, I don't like that, lil' Poch'
Miss that pen', I'm weak like Eriksen, yeah I bite back, lil' Poch'
Does Son bite dogs, lil' Poch'? Bench Vertonghen, lil' Poch'
I ain't gon' hold you, I ain't gon' press you, never impress you
I ain't gon' carry you, keep disappearing, I don't know you
Fraud like Gerrard, faked my way up, tappin' it over
Stutter dribblin', got an Ozil in me 'cuz I'm a poser

I've been statpaddin', Mouyes been ready
Alli's been wankin', My bitch been ugly
Dier's been fallin', Buffon's been ready
My shot's off target, that's Armageddon
I got schooled, I hope Juve laughin'
I've been made a fool, unlike, Dembélé
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it

Leicester's gon' hold up, my team gon' choke up
Iceland's gon' hold up, my team gon' choke up
My shots gon' miss, my team gon' fuck up
They see my flaws, Alli gon' flop up
Tippier's been trippin', you know I mouth-breathe
I statpad all day, you know, Chiellini
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it, skrrt

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cant wait for the day super oil sugar daddy decides to ditch this mess of a club

that 3rd and 4th verse is extremely bad, just drop it ffs

Would you rather watch women's world cup or blind 5 football world cup?
youtube.com/watch?v=CwLRyKmVP-U

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>Despite being courted by Anons United for several seasons, Stacy, 21, has finally made a decision on her future; she will be signing a 5-year deal with Chadford FC. When pressed further regarding her reasoning behind the move, she expressed that Anons United was not "being itself" and that the club did not "go and talk to her". (The Daily Feel)

Anons United, after being dramatically snubbed by long-time transfer target, Stacy, will lower their expectations and sign Karen, 23, who fucks dogs. (The Cum)

The blind one because I'm an angry virgin

>Karen, 23, who fucks dogs
And that's a good thing

>piss poor country with less inhabitants than Salt Lake City
gee, i dont know

I don’t really watch womens football but I don’t get why so many people on here sperg out about it. Yes, mens football is obviously better, but cool for them that they’re setting up and running a tournament with the quality getting better with time.

Might watch a game of these days.

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Please watch our girls

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>naked dude on a chair
what the deal? why posting this gay stuff

Might watch England Argentina later for the banter if a thread is up

What a retard.

sugoi Floren-sama, it was about time Real Madrid realised the superiority of our Nihonjin masters (senseis)

Not triggered at all. I just found it hilariously embarrassing.

Yea Forums girls belong to Real Madrid

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its more the incessant waifu fawning redditors non stop regurgitating and crying for "comfy" and "cute" shit all the time that pisses people off.
I mean we got rid of /gym/ and the same faggots just made the fucking figure skating general instead. This board suffers from awful chatrooms and complete faggots

Wesley went for around 25mil to Aston Villa is what our media is reporting, that's the highest transfer ever for someone playing in Belgium

Honestly they need to freeze the ban.

Where does this squad finish with Lampard as manager?

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Not top 4

11th or so

this, I'm disappointed at this news tbvh

loftus is dead, if emerson gets poached you are gonna have an unhappy george on your hands.
chelsea will start strong due to meme magic and the collapse before christmas

if the weather was less shit in england would the best players more likely stay?

nah, they would still have to deal with zero culture

Barkley has actually looked somewhat decent for England, hopefully getting out of Sarri's rigid ass system helps him out.

Still think he might turn out to be a decent buy.

Maybe players shouldnt be such faggots that a bit of rain ruins their life

if the weather was nicer, people would be nicer, managers wouldn't be cunts, workers would be better off physically and mentally, real employment would happen (not gig-market government schenanigans), services would be better, and ultimately yes some of the best players may stay.

The weather and the culture clash combined is what turns off many.

?

Why would you want to join a crumbling unambitious Barcelona that doesn't give young players a chance?

No the weather is comfy. I think the problem is that spanish talking people struggle like crazy to learn english, so they can’t really interact with society and instead close themselves in.

EPL should fund english teaching in South America and Spain if they wish to increase those players happyness later when they join the EPL.

It's grand living in your mansion in Cheshire, it's just depressing when you have to drive from training and pass the slums that surround the stadium.

I mean they give dumbele a lot of chance and just because Halal is going on a spending spree this season doesn't mean they're a in a better position.

I fully expect Zidane to be exposed next season and these new "galacticos" to be cucked into 2nd position yet again.

hasn't been that comfy, it's rained non stop for a week

tbf a lot of British people don’t speak English very well

Wish I lived in a mansion in cheshire lads.

Shouldn't have joined either one. It's a dumb move.

>Azpi
>James
wait wtf happen to Zappacosta?
why did he even sign for Chelski?

no lmao gerrard is shit

The amount of love I have for trans lads it a little bit embarassing, tbqh

I still think him and Alonso should be sold.

Their value is only going to drop.

>trans lads
this meme doesnt work because (I assume) none of you are even ironically into trans-men.

Rainy weather is literally the definition of comfy

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I am into /trans/ lads though, can't get enough of it

Does Zappacosta even have any value?

He looked decent when given a chance this season, could probably pawn him off to some Serie A club for 10-15M.

Maybe 4-8m

What's /trans/ listening too?

Charles Aznavour here
youtube.com/watch?v=VHXefTcCHvg

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Lads. If you were Tommy would you go for Molly Mae or Maura?

To me they both seem like total cunts

Listening and watching suits.

Just started. Not sure if I like it. Find myself just waiting for Meghan to do something hot

watched 1 season didn't like it

Maura. If you take Molly Maes hair off she looks like a dude and she has fat legs

Why not?

Real Madrid have completed the signing of Takefusa Kubo.

Harvey Barnes has signed a new five-year contract with Leicester.

West Ham have announced the signing of Spain international Pablo Fornals from Villarreal.

Stoke are lining up Joe Hart to replace Jack Butland this summer, according to The Sun.

Arsenal captain Laurent Kosicleny has emerged as a surprise target for Borussia Dortmund, reports Bild.

Aston Villa have joined Bournemouth in the chase for England goalkeeper Jack Butland, Sky Sports News understands.

Sky sources understand Jonathan Woodgate will be named the new Middlesbrough manager later today.

Leicester's £90m valuation of Harry Maguire has put a hold on the England defender's proposed transfer to Manchester City. (Daily Mail)

Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku is reportedly closing in on a move to Inter Milan. (Daily Mirror)

Sheffield United are among the clubs who have made an offer to free agent and former Manchester United captain Antonio Valencia. (Daily Mail)

Tottenham could break their transfer record twice this summer, with Mauricio Pochettino keen on Giovani Lo Celso and Tanguy Ndombele. (Daily Mirror)

>Stoke are lining up Joe Hart to replace Jack Butland this summer. (The Sun)

Lyon are poised to join the race to land Celtic midfielder Olivier Ntcham. (Scottish Sun)

>Brescia are suddenly in chaos as President Massimo Cellino is in a feud with the agent of several key players, including Capocannoniere Alfredo Donnarumma.

Paris Saint-Germain have reportedly made an enquiry for Napoli and Italy forward Lorenzo Insigne.

>Chelsea boss Maurizio Sarri will reportedly sign a three-year contract with Juventus worth €7m a season after tax.

Leroy Fer’s agent has confirmed that Roma are a ‘possibility’ for the Swansea City midfielder.

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Lads will the big transfers start happening in July?

Lukaku to Inter is going to happen. Why else would he be flirting with Conte so much?

Wonder how much he’ll go for

something is going on. no one cared about this 4 years ago and brits ripped on it more than any other flag on here.

>Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Adrien Rabiot admits ‘I still don’t know where I’ll go’ after putting Manchester United in the ‘same’ bracket as Juventus.

Villarreal are close to signing Napoli defender Raul Albiol for just €4m.

>Inter are reportedly pushing hard to close a deal for Hertha Berlin wideman Valentino Lazaro.

Milan have officially promoted club legend Paolo Maldini to the role of technical director.

>Serie A new boys Verona have officially appointed former Genoa boss Ivan Juric as their new Coach.

Real Betis have completed the signing of Real Sociedad Juanmi Jimenez on a five-year contract, it has been confirmed.

>Everton have emerged as favourites to sign Barcelona goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, according to reports coming from Catalan media.

St Étienne & Lille in talks for 22-year-old left-back Alberto Redondo (Getafe)

>Toulouse have agreed provisional terms with EA Guingamp striker Nolan Roux; TFC want to sign him for free but he's under contract - talks ongoing

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>put more faith in arthur + FDJ
Ah yes, Mr sideways pass + Mr unproven but looks promising Busquets but better on the ball are comparable to Rakitic.
>Forgetting about the workhorse of the barca midfield

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>Real Madrid have completed the signing of Takefusa Kubo
Literally who? Is he better than Naruto?

Guingamp reportedly set €5m asking price for left-back Pedro Rebocho

>EA Guingamp set €20m asking price for Marcus Thuram, despite the 21-year-old having 12 months left on his deal; Marseille have made a concrete approach, but view these demands as hallucinatory

Paul Pogba has zero intention of remaining at Manchester United this summer, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe.

>Paul Pogba has been a little taken aback by Real Madrid's cold attitude to salary negotiations & is warming increasingly to the idea of returning to Juventus, according to L'Équipe

Neymar spent 5 hours testifying to São Paulo investigators yesterday as he fights accusations of rape; he admitted to "spanking" the accuser Najila Trindade, but specifically at her request

>Real source: “If we've the opportunity to sign Neymar or Mbappé, then we can discuss giving them €20m a year because they're immense world stars. But a player like Pogba, as good as he is... He needs to think & make those who are advising him think.”

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Can't remember

Never go for a girl with a more masculine jawline than you, so Maura. Although it's pretty shady that they have the same management behind them

>Real Madrid have completed the signing of Takefusa Kubo.
Great signing but pissed he isn't going (back) to Barca.

>Leicester's £90m valuation of Harry Maguire
English Maldini, can't wait till he is worth more than De Ligt

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>mr sideways pass

Do you mean Xavi? He left already

He's 'the Japanese Messi' but he's 18 and might actually be shit

She’s fit though. Absolute slag. But fit

Rainy weather is for people that need an excuse to stay inside doing fuck all

Sure, let's join Borussia Dortmund to end sold out at Real Sociedad for less than 10M€, that's a good move!

>but specifically at her request

Dejan Joveljic (19) signed for Eintracht Frankfurt. 4.5 million Euros.

Another Serbian GOAT ended up in Frankfurt.

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If anyone pays more for Maguire than VVD then he will flop so hard

>normalfags

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He’s gay right

someone does their job on football manager

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based serbfurt i bet jovic recommended him cause they're from the same village

>Kubo is going free to Real Madrid because his contract ended the 1st of June
>Rest of the teams tought it was ending at Jan of 2020, who trusted Transfermarkt
lmao

>marca.com/futbol/real-madrid/2019/06/14/5d03960eca47417d688b45fe.html

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Beautiful picture

Lads. Since I had surgery a few weeks ago I can sleep like 10 hours straight.

Before I couldn’t sleep for more then 4/5 hours.

What I’m trying to say is, slice your body open if you want to sleep.

That's not good

unrionic post-modern art masterpiece
>greggs in the background

>surgery
for what?

I miss the norf lads
youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8

Unironically love that song

Had my right bollock removed

I prefer this one
youtube.com/watch?v=o8NmvEt_cVA

F

Do you feel like half a man now? Do you feel kinship with Hitler?

Based jiggletits poster

I'm not clicking that
fuck youtube bait and fuck Wh*te women

>hoes needs abortions
Lovin' it lad

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Thought I would. Feel exactly the same desu

>not running from the police
Yikes

Griezmann seen in london

Subbed on, gets yellow, scores own goal, gets red

Lads. Where is Salah going this summer?

>spurs might sign two excellent midfielders
music for this feel!

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music festival lad

jihad

Liverpool bench when we sign pepe la

Is he the new Oodegard?

Mecca

Why? PSG are improving all the other teams. Maybe it might get to the point where French people might start taking Ligue 1 really seriously and want it to compete with the other big leagues.

youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E

Mosque

Pharrell Williams - Happy

1
no, women was a mistake. more mistake than allah forvive me for these words anime

What if he is an undercover ISIS militant?

most overrated player in regards to their transfer price?

Kepa

Perisic

Virgil van Dijk

Coutinho.

Haha

i think you confused overrated with underrated user, van dijk is the world's best right now

Maguire

>an undercover ISIS militant?
so a british citizen?
I think not

alisson
hes just a shit jordan pickford

He's gonna win the baloon door.

I miss this Taylor

nah he doesn't play for real madrid or barcelona

haha

Neymar, cr7 to Juve

I love tswizzle!

Have you seen him play? He’s shit

He's absolutely imperious.

Nor does modric

He’s absolutely shit

>Nor does modric
umm..

Sweety

Took the bait

Must be a Liverpool fan

Going for a nice dinner with the missus tonight. What you lads doing?

sorting through some photos from the week to post on my instagram

Robbing a PL player's house while he's on holiday

Hahahahahhahha. This is the gayest thing I ever heard. What’s your insta?

LMAO

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You’re a scouser right?

Watching love island

Tonight should be pretty tasty

Did I miss anything from last night, I heard Molly is fuming, but anything else?

Do you know why she’s fuming?

In other news Anton is now a legend and has gone from most hated islander to most loved.

inb4 levy buys only the championship shitters and poch quits

can you fags fuck off

Yeah, because she got mogged by the new Irish girl Tommy-wise. Don't know what Anton did though, reading a recap right now

Probably going to watch Detective Pikachu.

>Watching anything but football

I do enjoy some cringe kino every now and then but love island sounds like a step to far for me
Should I torture myself and give it a try?

>watching only one sport
>playing only one sport

I am a huge Pokemon fan. It wasn’t great

depends do you have a vagina?

Don’t start tonight.

Watch the previous episodes.

The only problem you’ll have is that you won’t have the live memes to go along with it. They are the highlight

Eh, I don't expect much from a Pokémon movie anyway.

Get over it. Just because you’re not fit enough

>I am a huge Pokemon fan
what is happening to this thread
jesus christ
you dumb pre-teen faggot fuck off with your vaginal taste and shit projections.
this isn't your chatroom to gush over reality TV made for women

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>having time over for more than one sport
Lmao you have no life nerd

This is a thread for us

Why don’t you fuck off faggot

(You)

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I think you are forgetting someone

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>grown men actually watch love island
How effeminate are your brains?

>This is a thread for us
no it isn't, /trans/ has never been a thread for the likes of you
we talk football
we talk bants
we talk local culture
we don't talk about the lowest common denominator of "entertainment"
leave and take your dutch bitch boy with you.

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All of these posts read like Vox or Buzzfeed articles

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Big Brother was bad enough. Absolute braindead chav girl shit

Bants
>not including love island

Can’t handle the banter mate?

>0
>haven't watched it

>Bants
>not including love island
CORRECT
now off you go poofta

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non english player: worth millions because theyre good
english player: worth millions because theyre english

You seem pretty mad about it

its not 2008
you can't "you mad" me child

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no mate, I cant imagine watching it by myself, it only exists as something for your girlfriend to
force you to watch as all the maymays on her instagram and all her spastic friends are talking about it

Why not! Will it make you even more mad?

I think I've only seen the first Underworld. Should I watch the rest?

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Think the first 3 are 'ok'

Manure was never even an option for him lmao

/trans/ is way better now we don’t talk about anything footie related.

Yikes

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It was fine for a 2 hour movie

>Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Adrien Rabiot admits ‘I still don’t know where I’ll go’ after putting Manchester United in the ‘same’ bracket as Juventus.
Wait what?

Tbf finishing 6th in the premier league is about as relevant as winning the french league

In fact it’s probably better

>James played almost every match
>Christian spent his time injured or on the bench waiting to move to chelsea

REEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME DE LIGT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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My sister is so damn fat ffs

De Jong is much better than de Ligt. They got the good one already

Why do you care, you want to fuck her?

It's not just that manure have no long term project. Ole has no personality. No prestigious European competition all they have it's stretching their ancient pedigree as a top club. Tuchel at least has a vision and it seems he has the boards backing even with the meme tactics.
Barcelona might be out of the race simply because they would rather keep busted knees umtiti. At least you still have Todibo who seems promising and with a similar profile, but valverde it's no coach to grow young players.

lads.. lads

Jack Wilshere

De Ligt plays as a RCB, he would compete with Pique but the latter is Messi’s friend.

valverde is no coach at all

Pique is 2 years away from retirement and has other interests away from football

A vision to do what? Win the league again?

Like fucking shakiras anus?

SOON

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Piqué wants to be Barça's president in the future

like his multiple business and investments that make him a shit tonne of money.
And then the colombiANAL culo

Just pass it sideways lads.

not until 2021

Flópi

>le not even 1 balloon door winner

Literally shit

>le pass the ball 5m sideways man
Please do

>Messi becomes manager
>nothing changes

Le achieves nothing without a stacked team of stars around him. Literally just passed it sideways

For me, it's another former Barcelona player who has recently started being a coach

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Is he retarded? how many players have advanced to the first team from RM castilla?

Fab came to Liverpool like 7 years later.
Welcome to Liverpool, Kubo.

lmao this retard will be competing with Hazard, Bale, Isco and Fraudicius. S to him.

>come to weeaboo imageboard with a dedicated Pokemon board
>Complain that someone likes Pokemon

Also good. Unironically Pedro is strong mind so he do make a good manager I think.

His ban has been lifted

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does Manchester City really have a policy of no-negotiation with any players represented by Raiola? I think more clubs should follow

yes. Tixi doesn't like him and his "fees"

because they cant trust him to not leak their off book payments

Man City are a team of betas ran by betas like Txiki and Pep, who fill their team full of impressionable betas because they're easier to manage. They're intimidated by Raiola's big dick energy

Posted from my iPhone

Mino pls

I wish PSG was over lads. It's such a waste to have good players play in that shit league.

youtube.com/watch?v=AWVHMOrUvNw

Look at all those nuanced, well-spoken betas defending Sarri. What a bunch of self-important twats. Rory is a real, normal fan. Not some weirdo like Lawrence (faggot name) who sounds like he thinks he works for the Guardian.

>wins the pl every year

they should join the Bundesliga

give Buyern some competition

>Implying Jorginho is staying.
>Implying Alonso is staying.
>Implying Willian is staying.
>Implying RLC isn't dead for the season.
>Implying Odoi isn't dead for the season.
>Implying Ampadu will play.

Pablo Fornals: West Ham sign Spain forward for £24m

Is this walking thumb achievable natty?

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fag
no

>Everton have emerged as favourites to sign Barcelona goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, according to reports coming from Catalan media.
Why? We have Pickford and Lossl/Virginia already as back up. Shit rumor.

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>posted from my iPhone
I'm intrigued by this gimmick

Pickford going to real madrid

>Barring any unforeseen late hitches, Andre Gomes will be an Everton player. Has told Barca he only wants to come to Goodison. Final fee could yet bet less than £26m, which in this market is an absolute steal.
He's coming home, lads

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Kubo is sadly a joke. He just isn't good enough. Back in the day, Ronaldinho scored 23 goals in a 23-0 win in U13. Whilst Kubo was soloing entire teams in that age group. Now? Now he's not even played regularly in the J-League. He isn't going to be played regularly at Madrid unless he's loaned out to some affiliate. He is killing his career and I don't know why. This has nothing to do with his ability (which is poor because he's been rapidly promoted throughout the Japanese NT, he's now playing for the Senior team in the Copa America) and all to do with easy Japanese sales in merch.

Seems like it could take off

Posted from my LG G6

>made my day

>Raiola ban lifted
Football lost today tbqhwyf

It's called shitposting. Britflags are on here regularly and know there is a huge influx of reddit world cup tourists who will get triggered, one way or another, by campaigning the opposite of what is the likely view. It happened in /trans/ when the European Parliament vote happened. It was full of 'If you voted for Brexit party you're a nonce/scum/whatever'. Because that's what the majority did. The fact some Bong is getting mad at it is exactly the same point, or is likely the guy who initiated it.

Thoughts on this transfer?

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That's valdes retard

I'd Taylor her Swift, if you know what I mean

I'm trying to stop my excessive wanking lad
fuck sake

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feels bad to be a virgin, brehs

I meant that pedro would also make a great manager. Pardon my poor writting.

she's not even good looking though

There is nothing wrong with your writing, the other burger is just retarded.

Reminder Tottenham should have been docked points last season for not having a proper home ground at the beginning

how is that a valid reason for docking points

>Jennifer Love hewitt isn't good looking
THAT IS
SOME
OF
..
THE
.. WORST
BAIT
.EVER
...
...
LAD

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>t. boomer

Lads lads

Griezmann to united incoming. I work in hotels and he just checked in at the Dorchester on Park Lane. My colleague checked him in. I have seen his passport.

Why else is he in Mayfair. Where united have their offices!!

On his way to Merseyside la

go back to Yea Forums with your shit taste in women child
this is just /spee/

>might

>Why else is he in Mayfair.
MUSIC
FESTIVAL

AS Nancy Lorraine just got relegated to the French 3rd Tier because Sevilla didn't pay them their transfer fee for Lenglet. There have been harsher punishments for worse reasons.

I don't get that hate on PSG. Bayern won the last 6 championship, juventus the last 8, and apart from athletico, real and barca have won la liga for the last 15 years, so you watch what, 4 even 6 games per year?

The only interesting things are champion's league and premier league, so let's hope they managed to push this big european league project.

>net spend

>french football

Hope England's dykes dab on Argentinian dykes. Hopefully sparks Argentinian invasion of Falklands again.

>Marhus Schubert - Arsenal will reportedly complete the signing of German goalkeeper Markus Schubert on a free transfer in the next few days
I hate this meme. Arsenal have half a dozen 21+ year old GK's they could use.

>Franck Kessie - Arsenal could seal a deal for AC Milan's Franck Kessie for £30m, but will have to face competition from Spurs and West Ham
Who?

>Yannick Carrasco - Arsenal are reportedly 'one step away' from completing their first deal of the summer with Carrasco closing in on a move to the Emirates (Daily Star, June 8).
Who?

>Ivan Perisic - The Croatian will be allowed to leave Inter this summer for a fee of around £35m. There has previously been interest in Perisic from Manchester United and Arsenal, but as yet no bid has been submitted by a Premier League club.
United, maybe, but Arsenal sure as hell not.

What has happened to Arsecucks? Lmao.

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Merseyside

Lol

They’ve like never won the league tho right?

Could Everton even afford him?

wew

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With Greizzmann? This year is OUT year. CL Winners, mate. Harder than the league.

>Denis Suarez has revealed he was only ever half-fit for Arsenal during his miserable loan spell with the club last season.
Why the fuck was he loaned out? So Barcelona didn't pay the wages for a guy they'd never use even if he was fit? Fucking genius.

do loans to big clubs ever go well?

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Our year? Gonna get kicked out? How?

Gonna kill a load more innocent fans?
Gonna try and get to 150?

96 hillsborough killed by scousers
39 heysel killed by scousers
2019/20 ??? Killed by scousers

I forgot he even existed, yikes. Was he worse than Kallstrom?

he missed pre-season due to injury, he was no way near fit

Henrik Larsson?

Yes, much much much worse. Kallstrom scored and assisted once or twice. Suarez didn't even do a full 90 once iirc. This is why Arsenal are fucked, they have a retard manager and somebody who won't support any with money. At least they fired their background staff for that thrashing in EL Final.

>Crystal Palace will not consider any offer of less than £50m for defender Aaron Wan-Bissaka, according to Sky sources.

>Manchester United had a £40m bid for Wan-Bissaka rejected by Palace last weekend and they are expected to return with a second offer.

>An agreement is in place for Man City to sign Joao Cancelo and the move will be completed in the next week.

Just took this pic of the sun, anyone else remember when it used to be yellow?

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He’s just the white(ish) Kyle Walker

>Eder Balanta - Arsenal have been offered a cut-price £4m deal for the Basel defender

youtube.com/watch?v=5HzxJcV98cw
Thoughts

lmao

You do have a point. I think it's because of the oil money and the fact that those other teams have history (Real and Barça are elite for a while now. Juve used to have good competition. Bayern is historically a great team and base to the Germany National Team).

WE FM16 NOW

i reckon he's probably not as good irl as he was on fm 14

>defensive fullbacks in the current year
YIKES

so other than some wankstain from Swansea who else are United buying?

My biggest issue with Morara was just how dispassionate and pathetic his attitude was while in London
AFAIK he gave his agent the greenlight to move to a high end club in a global city where he was paid world class wages with a good coach and a guaranteed starter even coming off poor performances and yet like a proper >beta chose to whine & moan and finger everyone but himself
He has shown to be a midtable striker at best with the entitlement of a NEET
What an utter asshole

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>Arsenal and West Ham are battling it out to sign the Eibar midfielder
>The Gunners are also competing with Everton for the signature of defender Djene Dakonam - But are likely look set to lose out to the Toffees
Lmao, STATE. Can't even beat Everton and West Ham for relegation tier signings hahaahahahahhahahahaha.

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wow

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Some guy from Crystal Palace.

another wankstain?

wan bissaka, maguire, ibe, longstaff, gray, maddison, redmond, ward prowse, rice, lookman, etc

Phwoar, how could continentals even compete with this team.

solid Brit lads

Define 'buy'.

>In: Andre Onana, Sessegnon, de Ligt, Bale, Ziyech, Pedro, K. Strootman, Donnarumma, Daniel James, Dybala, Longstaff, Rakitic, Wan-Bissaka, J. Rodriguez, Perisic, D. Hoogewerf, Rabiot, Alderweireld, D. James, N. Collins, B.Godfrey, Quetglas, Cillessen, Milinkovic-Savic, Isco, Koulibaly, E. Elmas, Gueye, M. Dembele, Firpo, T. Partey, Grealish, Ramos, Richarlison, Griezmann, Sandro, Fernandes, Boateng, Lo Celso

what are you implying, bro?

How come no one is checking this man's digits?

qpr.co.uk/news/club-news/lee-wallace-completes-qpr-move/

>Lee Wallace leaves Rangers to join (Queens Park) Rangers
Deep.

>Arsenal are one of a number of top clubs monitoring young Russian striker Fedor Chalov, Sky Sports News understands.

>Monaco and Sevilla are also keen on the 21-year old, who was top scorer in the Russian Premier League last season for CSKA Moscow, scoring 15 times in 30 appearances.

>15 in 30... in a shitter league
L m a o. He isn't the Russian Shevchenko, lads.

Nibiru bout to fuck this bitch up

why Yea Forums specifically

...

>Liverpool and Manchester United will enter Under-21 sides in the EFL Trophy in the 2019-20 season.
Baffling why they weren't. Chelsea made sense due to loan army. Arse too because muh kids (though I suspect Emery will be forced to cancel that).

Wasted

>Baffling why they weren't.
People like you need castrating. The Checkatrade Trophy is literal cancer.

What a massive overreaction. I would say you're projecting but I suspect you've already made a gaping wound out of your dick you fucking nonce.

have you seen the state of that board? Doesn;t deserve to be called a board anymore, its literally just fucking reddit

Absolute state of this thread. The estrogen in here is off the charts

The competition is an absolute tragedy. The EFL have been very fortunate that not a single academy team has reached the final.

well you are making it way worse please leave

didn't newcastle already try to sign Jordan Lukaku in January but he failed a medical?

You now remember the Newcastle takeover

why would someone takeover a norf club?

I-It's still happening!

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48643240

>David Turnbull's potential £3m switch to Celtic hangs in the balance after the Motherwell midfielder rejected their offer.

>A club record fee was agreed on Wednesday between the Fir Park side and the Scottish champions. But the 19-year-old player and Glasgow club could not reach an agreement over personal terms.

>Celtic have now released a statement to say the "magnificent" offer made to Turnbull has not been accepted.

>"Currently, we have been unable to come to an agreement with the player's agent," said Celtic. "Celtic FC is content that it has made a magnificent offer and it is now up to the agent and player to decide if the player wants to join Celtic. If not, we move on."

>sellick

Newcastle fans are permanent passengers on the Mike Ashley ruse cruise.

Welcome to the football league cup, Brewster.

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Celtic have tweeted an update in their pursuit of Motherwell midfielder David Turnbull. Here's what they had to say... #CelticFC was pleased to agree a record-breaking fee with Motherwell FC for David Turnbull and we have quickly followed this up with a fantastic offer to the player through his agent Currently, we have been unable to come to an agreement with the player’s agent.#CelticFC is content that it has made a magnificent offer and it is now up to the agent and player to decide if the player wants to join Celtic. If not, we move on.

>Lee Wallace has joined QPR on a two-year deal after his Rangers contract expired.

West Ham and Spurs are both interested in AC Milan winger Suso, according to Italian new outlet CalcioMercarto.

>Derby will demand £4m if Chelsea try to make Frank Lampard to be their new manager, Sky Sports News understands, due to a clause in his contract at Pride Park.

Chelsea and Juventus have agreed the details of Maurizio Sarri’s move to Turin but he will not be confirmed until the Blues have finalised plans for his replacement, who they hope will be Frank Lampard, according to Sky in Italy.

>Fiorentina are reportedly planning to confirm Vincenzo Montella as their Coach with a big display in Times Square.

Paris Saint-Germain have announced the return of former Milan man Leonardo as their sporting director.

>Milan are reportedly ready to sell Suso after baulking at his demands of €6m a season.

#Genoa hire ex-#Empoli boss Aurelio Andreazzoli.

>Ex-Bayern Munich and Inter star Lothar Matthaus ‘sees’ James Rodriguez at Juventus and claims Cristiano Ronaldo wants him in Turin.

Maurizio Sarri reportedly decided to leave Chelsea in March, when fans called for his head during a Premier League match against Cardiff City.

>Newly-promoted Lecce are close to signing Besiktas and Turkey striker Burak Yilmaz, according to Sportitalia.

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Gonzalo Higuain’s agent-brother says the striker wants to end his career at Juventus and that he could not play for anyone else in Italy.

>Real Madrid striker Borja Mayoral believes Real Sociedad ‘are top on the list’ of where he will play his next season.

Atletico Madrid are in ‘the advanced stages’ of completing the signing of Real Madrid midfielder Marcos Llorente, according to Cadena Cope.

>Manchester United have lodged an offer of €75m for Real Betis midfielder Giovani Lo Celso and have reportedly met his representatives. Estadio Deportivo say the Red Devils are favourites to sign the the highly-rated midfielder, who holds a €100m release clause at the Seville-based club. El Mundo Deportivo cite a report in The Mirror that Betis will sell the player should the offer be raised to closer to €79m.

>Bayer Leverkusen have completed the signing of 19-year-old PSG attacker Moussa Diaby for €15 million

PAOK reject €3m offer for 23-year-old attacker Efthymios Koulouris from Toulouse - L'Équipe

>Trabzonspor, Kayserispor & Istanbul Basaksehir battling for 30-year-old French winger Gabriel Obertan

Uber Eats's attempted revolution of Ligue 1 continues: they are interested in becoming Marseille's principal shirt sponsor for next season. (RMC)

Inter formalize offer to Hertha Berlin for Valentino Lazaro - Arsenal and PSG also interested in the midfielder

>Timo Werner could yet sign a contract extension with RB Leipzig which will include an exit clause, to avoid RBL losing the 23-year-old on a free transfer

Timo Werner is unhappy that Bayern Munich bosses & players are focused on convincing Leroy Sané to sign & could now imagine staying at RB Leipzig until next summer (Bild)

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You saved my meme! :3

Do you not remember your childhood when the sun was bright yellow in the sky, just look at old pictures as well, it’s always yellow. Yet the current sun is only ever white, it’s known that the weather has been controlled for years now, and was even publicised during the Beijing olympics, as well as reports of a fake moon, the current sun is a light in orbit

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>30-year-old French winger Gabriel Obertan
Hold up

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Dude's name is written with the kanji for "England", he should have transferred to a PL team

Still think he would have made a good striker

brehs, I'm at the supermarket and there are qts everywhere, help

Perfect time to pick up a gf at the store

Do a fart. It will seem alpha

He couldn’t Control a football

>Lucas winning the Lazio popularity poll every year
At this point they should hold two, one for Lazio fans and one for Liverpool fans.

>my meme was saved
Well, at least this was saved.... my Day in the Life ones were not ;_;

Lads. Make a team with your clubs worst players in your lifetime

Howard
Fabio
Jones
Prunier
Young

Djemba djemba
Anderson
Cleverley

Tosic
Obertan
Dong

How do you give the youth games then? Take people like Angel Gomes. He's 19 this summer and he's only played a handful of games. If he was in Spain, he'd have at least a whole season behind him by now.

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The scouse boom-boom cycle.

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>no bebe

>Derby will demand £4m if Chelsea try to make Frank Lampard to be their new manager, Sky Sports News understands, due to a clause in his contract at Pride Park.

Good lads, not letting him pull an Ole on them

seems like I saved the old one tho

>no Bebe

>Newcastle
>trying to sign players
Sounds unlikely.

Exactly, so just shoot straight away.

Where is Rafa going then?

Bangladesh is managed by some English coaches. Seem like a good bunch of lads

God you have one good World Cup and win one CL title and suddenly people think you're brilliant

If were a club threaten by relegation I'd throw every last penny at him

world cup is in december sweetie

>51
>not watched it

Might be the 100 appearances at 20 in the premier league while racking the most assists from fullback in a season tbqh

>Djemba djemba
You now remember Djemba-Djemba.

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You’re the worst poster on this board. Jesus you just spout shit all the time

What are you referring to, then?

So shit they named him twice

Yeah. You didn't save the Poch one.

So good the named him twice.

Think you're confusing him with Singapore t b h.

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>So good the named him twice.
That's Jay Jay Okocha

>you now realise Djemba Djemba was playing in the Swiss fifth division or some shit and was officially employed as a tourist advisor

>Real Madrid has 37 first team players

Oh man... we're gonna make so much money

I honestly thought I saved them all but couldn't find them. Will you forgive me?

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You loan them out. Not play them in the fucking EFL Trophy.

>If he was in Spain, he'd have at least a whole season behind him by now.
If you're advocating B teams in the league structure you can fuck right off, you plastic bastard.

What part of Real are you from fren?

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clubs don't want to loan players and take the risk

>If you're advocating B teams in the league structure you can fuck right off, you plastic bastard.
not advocating it, just pointing out that their youngsters get good time for their level and ours don't

Whoa! Triple double!

This time.

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Cute boobie's

The Hala part

>Kids don't get games, so play them in a tournament where they play senior people and it gives both sides a good challenge
>WAAAAH DON'T DO THAT WAAAH
>Well other nations do B teams
>WAAAAAAH YOU WANT THAT YOU PLASTIC BASTARD
Really not liking this angry gimmick, especially since that Yank is doing it.

You have not got a fucking clue whatsoever about how damaging both of those are.

You

>City buy stars

Loan them out genius

So your solution is let kids play in youth leagues until they become too old and then, what? Rot? Chelsea, Arsenal, and United all have players too old for that shit and they're rotting. The better ones are being loaned out, sure, but they're being loaned out to League One and League Two teams so they play in the fucking EFL Trophy anyway.

How many of their first team squad cost less than £30m?

League One and Two clubs don't want to pay a (to them) big loan fee plus wages on a completely unproven youngster, genius.

>An Arsenal youth coach has been banned and fined by the FA after his "aggressive" behaviour reduced a teenage referee to tears.

make a thread ya mongs

>So your solution is let kids play in youth leagues until they become too old and then, what? Rot?
Please tell me where I said that. The solution, if they are suitable for it, is to loan them out to other clubs to get experience. You do not put B teams in the English league structure.

>The better ones are being loaned out, sure, but they're being loaned out to League One and League Two teams so they play in the fucking EFL Trophy anyway.
For actual clubs. Not fucking academy sides. This is why the whole tournament has become a joke. Doesn't help that tens of thousands of fans go to the final at Wembley.

youtube.com/watch?v=9a3VzJQeCso

>Alex Nichols is said to have left the female official - described as a 'child referee' - feeling "humiliated, belittled and bullied" after prolonged and "increasingly aggressive" outbursts from the sideline during an U9's game, according to the FA's written reasons.
>Female
>Child
Bit of an odd thing to happen anyway. A teenager is, biologically, not a child. Anything above 12 is not a child in the eyes of science because they are pubescent. It is only legally they are considered a child. But this seems lel.

omw

NEW

>lampardi in
Girls this is going to end horribly, I just know it

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>the ac bbilan part
admit it

You got me

They weren't stars though, most of them came from upper midtable clubs.