/LigaMX/

Ranchuca should kill themselves

charly what the fuck are you doing

pls watch our league, we have daily thot's

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>>CopaMX 19/20, new format and groups ready
Group 7 is the only good group.
Oh, btw some normies at work called me a "Godinez", do any of you know what that means.

>Group 7 is the only good group.
Yeah, that's my favorite, CopaMX really lose potential without the 4 team going to concacaf champions league.

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FUTBOL DE ESTUFA aka BOMBAS

>twitter.com/HoraAzulona/status/1138824571111563265
Pumas interested on Gaku Shibasaki from Getafe

>twitter.com/mediotiempo/status/1138567482506186752
Tigres interested on Jeison Lucumí from Atlético Nacional

>twitter.com/PressPortmx/status/1138928521336762368
Pol Fernandez to CruzAzul, to be presented tomorrow

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thinking about buttholes atm

pls think about our league

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NACHO UNTIL 2021
mediotiempo.com/futbol/liga-mx/club-leon-nacho-ambriz-renovo-fiera-2021

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THANK YOU FOR CHEERING FOR MY RAPTORS /LigaMX/!!!!

VAMO VAMO!!

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Should I watch your cup?

I am listening

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Follow Copa Oro, I think there will be a general /Oro/. Schedules here:

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>Charly
>we want the furry audience

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>Canada
>Jamacia
>T&T
>Bermuda
all British clay. Based

For me, it's Curaçao.

ADIOS EL DIEGO ;_;
>mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/06/14/videos/1560480053_227064.html

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Fuck Chilangos and CHIs

Stupid bitch, bread is bad for them

>Chad Bravos
No, it's cold chested virgin Bravos, fix that shit.

fuck

looks like minero's one but without the 73 sponsors

im ok with this

SE LA COME

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There goes the promotion, dood.
Dorados is fucked until 2025.

This, like we needed another cruz azul. san luis is 100 times more chad than them

Yeah.
We have enough with seeing Cruz Azul and Monterrey chiking on the league everytime, Ligma don't need another one.

>dat normie meme
topkek

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>this damage control

fuck off you and your virgins of juarez

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huh? I was talking about the MARADONA SE LA COME thing, anyways, you dudes won't handle liguilla at Juarez, we'll have -0º games, better bring your own tequila or vodka.

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>El Salvador
>Honduras
>Panamá
>Nicaragua
Where the fuck is Guatemala? pecho amarillo 100%, Guastatoya here.

>no more Chivas Satánicas

For me, it's Chivas de Gucci.

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I think they are still banned by FIFA

>>no more Chivas Satánicas
No lie, went to costco today an saw some dude rocking that chivas satanicas jersey.

What did you expect? this bitch can't even huevo estrellado, just look at that shit on the pan, that egg not even simetric.

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As long as Tigays don't put a damn big ass T I G R E S again, i'm ok with it, that shit looks so equipo-chico.

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>muh plásticos en el mar

Creí que habíamos dejado atrás el meme del calentamiento global para pasar al feminismo.

Imagine la smella

God she loves airing out that crotch doesnt she

Does she do porn or just an IG slag?

>twitter.com/JerseySantosLag/status/1137191596976484353
New Santos kits leaked by the same dude than did it in previous years

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You can bet on that.

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sauce on filename

I want to put a baby in her belly desu

Atlas concept leaked

>going Charly too
OH NO N ONONONONONONO

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>dat dude from Supernatural
I remember trying to watch this serie because I saw him at Smallville but I lose my cabletv in those days

you wish your shit team ass blasted maradona two times in a row like poderoso san luis did, so you could sing that to his face out loud.

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kek fucking colchoneros

Santa Maria. Where do I have to go to in South America to find women like, or close to this level of thicc? I'll have 10k set aside for travel by end of December.

P.S how do I watch your sport and who should I cheer for? The team I support in my sport are perennial losers who show flashes of brilliance with exciting finishes now and then followed by a return to mediocrity.

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If /LigaMX/ threads have told me anything, it's that 99% of Mexican women are curvy godesses. Just go anywhere m8.

We always post streams in this general minutes before every game, just stay tune, our league is right now having the Draft week, next season starts on July 19th, meanwhile we'll see Copa Oro and Copa America. Here have a map with current teams, Chiapas disappeared and Dorados is on 2nd league, you can add:
>twitter.com/AtletideSanLuis
they just won promotion last month
>twitter.com/fcjuarezoficial
they literally bought promotion this week ;^) people still butthurt btw

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gracias

For me, it's Abella anderson

>Male posting
I see you're a man of culture as well.

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Kek, I think that thot had cuban parents.

Here's a historic counting of League titles.

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And this is a counting of all titles, league, cups and concacaf champions league.

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this is a lot to take in, thanks.

>America vs Pumas, July 10th in (la tonta)Texas
twitter.com/ClubAmerica/status/1138883667043016704

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Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooooooodd~

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>Oh, btw some normies at work called me a "Godinez", do any of you know what that means.
Godinez is a slang for wagecuck, but in this case only applies for office workers, like this recent Fresco meme.

>Chivas: gib me Damm
>Tigres: k, gib me Brizuela
>Chivas: adios amigo

For me, it's La Champions MX

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>ranchuca

Holy shit thats bad

based

Based K-bro

AMEbros, get in here forma some Noti-Aguilas
youtu.be/XMUGDsZSY0A

Based. And saved.

needs more qts

for me it's Santos

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>Pol
>Jeison

flor

A thiccc

RARE
A
R
E

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>Implying Juarez is making Juarez to liguilla
>Implying Juarez can win championships on december
Reminder that Juarez choked like a bitch the last time he play a final on december as a local against a fucking oaxacan bug.

for me it's Bravos

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Espero que mis bravos cambien de marca deportiva

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Would love they go back with Umbro desu

For me, it's Tuca de Bullying

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thank me later

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stop posting fat, short, brown and ugly girls please

Im from juarez just near the border, (i get us flag) and i am a virgin. Damn you are right

just masturbated to this desu
fucking based

thanks for confirming, this is now a thing. see.

>espn.com.mx/futbol/espana/nota/_/id/5730989/léquipe-deja-fuera-a-lainez-del-top-50-de-promesas-del-futbol
the absolute state of lelianez

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shut the hell up nigga, go do your laundry

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KEK thanks bravo-hater ;^) te esperamos en verano con partidos +40ºc

Lainez is ded, JJ Macias is the future.

>when your team is so shit you must rely on the weather

I just hate ligma keeps allowing shit teams that can´t compete (veracruz, queretaro, virgin indios)

Hnnnnng

NEW B(L)OSER VIDEO
youtube.com/watch?v=Ob240giWPpU

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Yeah, bitch hot as fuck, but seeing her skills at kitchen makes me doubt she separates white and color clothes.

Based Yotsubro. I knew I was among brothers

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who this mamacita zanahoria?

i bet you guys do bukkakes on plastic figures

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best general on sp right now

Should we do a Copa /oro/ thread today or wait until tomorrow?

based Pedro, imsgine getting to open the door for Chloe just for being brown

Let's wait until tomorrow
people will be on /CopaAmerica/ anyways, are you up to get in charge of /oro/ general?

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Para mi, es Antonio Briseño x Oswaldo Alanis

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>right now
You should ride the ligma ride permanently.

Imaging lying to be 18 so you could start working at 14.

They did not take part in the Nations League qualifiers because they were banned at that time.

They're fine now

Pulido no longer the qt'est player in Chivas anymore.

Based american dreamer, don't let your dreams be dreams.
youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU

Adios Conejo(now seriously)
>futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/liga-mx/oscar-perez-le-dice-adios-a-las-canchas/2019/06

Old lad will be working at ‘Calero Center’ forming new keepers.

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i wish i had a gf
thats cool, i love him

For me is Pulido de secuestro

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>Furch with Santos until 2022futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/santos-renueva-a-julio-furch-hasta-2022/2019/06

Really wanted to see Julito in my AME :(

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>are you up to get in charge of /oro/ general?
Hell no, I'm not a janny to take care of a bunch of autist. I'll make one tomorrow if I feel like

never enough

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topkek

Alright then

kek, i just noticed theres one team missing but cant figure wich one is

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>Paulo Da Silva & Angel "Exterminador" Reyna back to Veracruz
futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/liga-mx/paulo-da-silva-y-angel-reyna-llegaran-a-veracruz/2019/06

Looks like this new friend of Kuri is gibbing the shekels for new players.

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twitter.com/MXDraft/status/1139652238165651457
>Camilo Mayada who recently won the copa libertadores with river plate just signed with poderoso san luis

this guys are going to break ligma

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dude...

Same shit happened to me while making the new jerseys collage, later I notice it was missing Necaxa kek.

Delete this

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What the fuck is this shit?
Do their fanboys even know about this?

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No idea, Last night I was looking for new leaks and found some fanmades

LOL no.
He can't keep ruining any Santos player just like they did with Oribe.

Not ligma related but still, new MLS All-Stars jersey.

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Kek we might just keep it that way

>Celta de Vigo having ads on their ass

Has any ligma team did this ever before?

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I hate those unfunny fags

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Based

Quiero hacer el “pee pee in vagina” con una mestiza brehs. Me puedes ayudar con eso, based Mexican thotposter?

>Brazil vs Bolivia in 1 bong
>Lucha Azteca right now

Based tvaztecos

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Imagine if you could be those pants...

do you have the girl sighed already or starting from the scratch?

Will 500 pesos get me in those pants?

S-starting from scratch

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In some southern Mexico states you can buy the hole girl + clothes by 200 bucks

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>tfw no thicc gf de vecindad

Sounds like i'm taking a trip to OaCaCa or CHIapas then ;^)

>Some LigaMX team asking for Jackson Martinez
mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/06/14/futbol/1560518288_772759.html

this nigga too old now, just get over it

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based Zapatista sponsor

You can literally buy girls in guerrero.

I actually have a mojarra at work who is pretty much offering one of his daughters to me (from Guerrero). Thing is that the people from there have really strong native features tbqhwy famalam, it just doesn't do it for me.

I remember Atlante had an HIR add in the ass and the "I" being right in the middle of the ass

Based & hampilled

Is the Mexico Gold Cup squad any good? Are >we gonna get slapped?

mexico is never good and who care u won apehoop

The thing is nobody in Mexico gives a fuck about this cup nor the national team, not even the players. We just get mad if they lose in that shit tournament tho.

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Good enough to win I guess. We are sending the B team because injuries and literally cancer. And with the bench of this B team we beat Venezuela starters.

Fuuuuuuug

Can't believe blue demon had to cheat to defeat Dr wagner

Join the official spee footy server
discord.gg/SMezke
discord.gg/SMezke

big no from me dawg

>discord
Yikes

QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMERICA ;^)

test

cayese puto

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Blue demon has always been a meme, CHADs go 1000% GUAPO

basado evador del martillo

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>have really strong native features
Same, I don't want a mini-Yalitza to get on my bank account when she learns all the rostie tricks.

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Anyone watching Brazil vs Bolivia? it's on tvazteca.

not big fan of lipsticks(in some girls gloss looks cute), but she has some nice meaty lips to kiss during winter

Post more

but for what reason? this a sport board, we having Copa América right now

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BRAZIL_vs_BOLIVIA
BRAZIL_vs_BOLIVIA
BRAZIL_vs_BOLIVIA

in.xrivonet.info/33m.html

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>VAR

>celebrating this

Damn, Germany really crushed their hearts on 2014

Cómo reaccionaron en México cuando Chile les metió el Chile en la Copa America?

Pretty much all the anger went against JC Osorio, people were tired by his meme tactics, eveyone demanded his head, the first in give a press conference as Guillermo Cantú(the dude than brought OSOrio), shit was like a public lynching, niggas from FMF just waited things to get cold and nothing happened, I suppose people took the Germany 0-1 Mexico game at Russia 2018 as a payback.

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That was a nice goal by Everton.

Las del Everton son bien putas btw.

seriously why the fuck both america and mexico decide to play gold cup instead of copa america?
yeah maybe both won't win with certainty of 99% but still better than this mickey mouse cup shit

Todas son putas user, no importa el equipo.

Esa es la pastilla roja qué todos deben de tomar.

Because CONCACAF likes to seeing us applying BDSM over every Central American and Carribean Nation as well BEANED.COM against murricans.
Even when they try to fuck Mexico like in 2011, they fail miserably.

based & redpilled

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Based incel poster.

no me he bañado en tres dias huelo a caca

Vives en Aguascalientes m8?

Is CHI vs CACASCALIENTES posting ever going to make a comeback m8s?

yea wtf

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kek haven't seen this cacascalientes dude in a while

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Nigga I've been taking 2 showers a day since this summer, it's really comfy, you should try it.

Finna fuck a gorda tomorrow pendejos.

>All Stars game
Dude what if we.............................. just............................ put.................................................................................................... stars in the jerseys?

based, pls post pics tomorrow after Mexico vs Cuba

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I remeber when El Cuauh played this game and destroyed gringos.
youtube.com/watch?v=ab7xvS27QzA

los hijos de su puta madre cortaron el agua a todo el oriente de la ciudad sin avisar

Just had a feeling you might be from there ;^)

It was quite fun having him sperg out on us CHIs lel

>Not having 2 rotoplas full of water just in case
Fucking pleb

That's pretty shit m8, last week I was washing my white tshirts(I love them during summer) and during the last rinsing, water starting going dirty, said "fuck it, gonna wash them again tomorrow" did the laundry next day and the same happened again, now I must buy new ones, they looks like sweat stained REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yesterday I notice niggas were doing works in the next street changing some pipes.

Where is my Sheila-bro at? report pls I need news about our girl.

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like and subscribe pls

>Cuauh and Beckham in the same team

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tengo uno de 800 y pelos pero pendejo yo me puse a lavar pensando que regresaria el agua lel
lidedk. dna subsroded

Pinshe wey, te hubiera bañado con agua de garrafon aunque sea la pura cola

>Tigres wants Brizuela for Damm

kek, why do Chivas wants Damm anyways? even Fierro is way better

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El señor Damm da los mejores centros de /ligma/ para ser honesto contigo familia.

no me kieres dar un lavado de cazuela mejor? ;^)

the aryan pony ruiz

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Recordatorio que Kevin Nash fue violado en el verano de 1992

Tomorrow CAGUAMAS for Mexico vs Cuba, lads, can't wait for some cold and refreshing Vicky's.

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based

En donde viven que les cortan el agua?
Yo vivo en un puto desierto y nunca falta el agua

Alguien mas tiene problemas con pinche whatsapp? No me llegan los mesnajes a tiempo si no mas tarde en ocaciones.

Juarez here: haven't been out of water service since like 6 or 7 years, some times like twice a year, the dirty water thing happens, but shit gets fix quickly.

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donde quiera que haya una alta concentración de gente color humilde

pasame tu whats we

Nel solo es para packs wey

>2019
>chats

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Based & redpilled

si no conoces a las morras no sirven de nada we

>futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/liga-mx/jose-juan-macias-en-la-mira-del-eintracht-de-frankfurt/2019/06

Let this lil nigga to play at least a couple of years more in ligma.

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Salsa?

>grew up in London
>meet every type of immigrant imaginable
>none of them are hot Mexican girls
not fair

Cuba is gonna rekt us tomorrow bros get ready to listen to Celia Cruz until you drop dead

ni se van a completar

Bump
Based TV Azteca dabbing on "Anonymus"

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I love this song from Celia Cruz when I got to listen while playing Scarface on ps2
youtube.com/watch?v=ils_y6vs_0Y

van a tomar a unos de Florida pa completar el equipo

alguien de aqui va ir a la marcha de chivas mañana?

Yeah, that's "el capi" remember that character during Russia 2018 on tvazteca, ZAGUE almost put a putiza on him for making jokes about this verga.

>marcha de Chivas

elaborate pls

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La de jotos? O cual dices

see
i remember his chernobyl sketch. wouldnt be surprised if he was part of the deportologia reboot

no sauce my frend, sorry

for me it's Chivas

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based

kek, you right, this week was the prideday in the USA

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>i remember his chernobyl sketch. wouldnt be surprised if he was part of the deportologia reboot
Hmmmmmm, now that you mention, she would be a good adquisition

Cualquier marcha en Jalisco no?

Futbol Picante
youtube.com/watch?v=mj3-u_s6tWc

where are you posting from, my dude?

meh he seems like more of the same. forced sketches that go on for too long. honestly there is a space online for a sports comedy show especially involving mexican sports/shit but nobody seems to fill that space in a good way. boser is probably the best example but hes strictly liga mx from what i can tell

Beat description:
Un bar de mala muerte

>vive 100
>mala muerte

big doubt from me dawg

kek

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seems comfy, are you hitting on some chiquita-mamà¿?

>Let this lil nigga to play at least a couple of years more in ligma.
I hope he plays 1-2 more years and then goes to psv/ajax like chucky/guardado did

Only caguama of corona my frend
Good joke, there are only cholos here

>Only caguama of corona my frend
Tomorrow gonna get some vickys on your salud

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La Ultima Palabra
youtube.com/watch?v=fsz3BGS5_zI

azucaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Kek, que perra

record.com.mx/futbol-futbol-nacional-seleccion-mexicana/cuba-sin-uniformes-a-menos-de-24-horas-del-juego-ante
>Mexico vs Cuba tomorrow
>Cuba NT doesn't have kits yet

I read some chilanguisquillos stole his truck kek

Gib cuddly gf

explain plz

Cuddling makes you weak faggot

flor

based

Watch our league pls

Gib shekels to Monterrey pl0x

Wow, a whore who will have a kid in 2 years and end up working as an escort to find a provider for her and her illegitimate child.

The world was a mistake.

Free Palestine, Jew. Watch LigaMX.

Israel is not a real country

Kyc mandilon

holy shit, i think i'm going to watch your league

so with Juarez, liga MX next season is going to be at a nice even 20 clubs?

No because Lobos BRAP are dead

>shitcano idf

whoa

Have to make sure those shekels arrive m8 ;^)

Lobos is ded, LigaMX to have 19 teams.

I'M A MESS
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO IMPRESS
ANYONE
AND I DON'T WANT US TO JUST BE FRIENDS

I REALLY BELIEVED YOU WERE INTO ME
I GUESS I'M A FOOL, YOU'RE SO TRICKY
I REALLY BELIEVED YOU WERE INTO ME
I GUESS YOU FOOLED EVERYONE

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Ultimate molero game with improvised kits

Is it true that Latinas are so fertile that if you sneeze on them, they get pregnant?

MY DICK'S NOT BIG, MY GIRLFRIEND FUCKED MY FRIEND
YOU SAY I'M DOWN ON MY LUCK, I SAY IT'S A WIN-WIN
'CAUSE I'M A KEK
AND I HOPE HE FUCKS HER GOOD
IN A WAY, I WISH I COULD
I JUST WANT TO WATCH!

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This is true and they hate condoms too.

nah its a mix between being hypersexualized from a young age+ lack of basic sex ed

flor

pls buy more mexican players

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lol
based

I'm making /oro/ right now, lads.

Leave it t me, León.

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Whore just want to introducce her daughter to world of work as soon as possible, so she could be another empowered woman as her mother

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based

lol

it may sound very gay, but i must say, that i wouldn't mind punching that girls butthole with my tongue

>/oro/ /oro/ /oro/

Thats a little gay m8

pretty gay for /ligamx/ standards

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wow such great matches this Copa America is bring us, is like the WC but with fewer teams.

van a ver muchos goles en el partido de hoy? quiero meterle 500 morlacos a los goles.

Mínimo 3-0 para el medio tiempo, la neta.

there's cfl games tonight, couple of you watched on thursday

Fuck off

Reminder than el Norti is güait

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Based

Hey fuck you, canuck CFL poster is a bro

Fuck you too

Come at me bitch nigga

SAVED

Nice quads

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Mexico vs Cuba about to start

Mexico 6-1 Cuba

explain, what do you mean you can buy/ being offered girls!?!

3-0 already

>1

There are states in the south of Mexico literally forgot by the goverment, in some cases they leave as animals in the jungle, this movement named Zapatistas(started fighting for that people rights) but now use to traffic with indian girls in the nearest cities to get easy money and continue "fighting", sell them to local people as perpetual domistic workers, if it's needed, these local people resell or exchange them for trucks or lands. You can easily get offered one, the thing is than it's almost impossible to move them around the country. Kinda related by in USA there are people than offer you girls for 15-30k dollars with the promise you get marry and give them papers. Part of the 'coyote' business in the north border, Coyotes offer this service to parents than want their daughters to have a better future no matter what.

What is says m8. Some people sell their daughters for marriage or to work at home, like servants/slaves

Meh, what and say it's true but it really isn't widespread or something. It's just that little indigenous communities still treat their daughters like property

Are they qt?

99 percent of the time, no

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Those from the south have heavy indian features, the best you can get is something like this: Girls from the north are qt, but they are expensive as you see, also you risk to get backslashed because of this meme women rights nowdays.

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read this: he just posted so you can try to ask him right now

theres a dr garcia youtube video where you can see in the background that fmf keeps all the copas oro stored away in some underground parking lot lel

Kek I know, old Copa's Oro used to be considered as floreros de lujo, right now it's a measure to keep a DT or not

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flor(de oro)

el ska es para putos gediondos

watch our league pls

el SKA mola, puto
youtube.com/watch?v=dQBrwAt9OLk

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>youtube.com/watch?v=iZSmmZM8Ebw
>tonights futpicante
>CULERO,CULERO,CULERO
>BORGETTI,BORGETTI,BORGETTI

>Alvarito is back
let me watch this shit

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>Tigres getting another set of Adidas Teamwear
gay as shit, I hope they leave them soon, tired of generic ass designs

Every major company does this with small teams. If Cruz Azul was still with underarmour their kits would probably look just like Toluca's except blue instead of red.

Also, Toluca's kit looks like shit. It should be all red

Based.

EQUIPO CHICO

>party 3 houses away
>sounds: el baile del caballito
youtube.com/watch?v=7xsUB0PqU8k

really want to go there and break the night

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La Ultima Palabra
youtube.com/watch?v=RHQSx9qfUyA

prestas

>not sherif de chocolate

do u even pachanga

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>cargaba su pistolón
>con balas de CACAhuate

that's pretty gay m8

Can I just confirm that all these juicy asses being posted belong to 18+ year olds?

this desu

Unironically, I only doubt on this one:

con rajas de CAGAmelo

Dudes! Kumbia Kings have all the damn flow, what do we shit on CHIcanos again?
youtube.com/watch?v=-9mlmtl2r9E

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>new official schedules for Santos games
twitter.com/ClubSantos/status/1139634686278246400

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>New Clásico Joven de Leyendas
>July 21, Estadio Centenario, Morelos
>CruzAzul: Christian Giménez, Ángel Morales, Alberto Guadarrama, José Alberto Hernández, Joaquín Moreno, Pedro Duana, Porfirio Jiménez, Tomás Campos, José Luis Sixtos, Johan Rodríguez y Víctor Gutiérrez
>America: Salvador Cabañas, Adrián Chávez, Juan Carlos ‘More’ Mosqueda, Reynaldo Navia, Cecilio de los Santos, Alfredo González Tahuilán, Alvin Mendoza, Efraín ‘Cuchillo’ Herrera, Jesús Mosqueda, Leonel Olmedo, Alejandro Argüello y Andrés Chitiva.
futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/liga-mx/habra-clasico-joven-de-leyendas/2019/06

Looks like ligma boomers found the retro-market kek

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>cabañas

Isn't that nigga like semi retarded now? ;_;

Lads, I can't fucking sleep

Quieres lechita calientinta para que puedas mimir?

TU PUTA MADRE ME DRENA TODAS LAS NOCHES

then just fap m8

Wow rude

Fap, imagine huebro sucking on imagebro(cute) cock

I think Hes fine now, at least for llano level

Friendlies~

Save

I only see u guys in the catalog, but it's impressive how the OPs are consistently hot mexican chicks

Always the best and only good thread/general on this shitty board

Puebla looks great

Post anime girls please

flor

>Tigres jersey is technically a 2018 german NT jersey with different colors

I like the goofy ass jerseys desu might buy one

So caliente is just some narco scam right?

Send slavs for my table dance pls

>Los katarrines

Good general

money laundering, not even memeing

Its ownwd by a dude named Jorge Hank Rohn, the son of a former México city mayor, himself was Tijuanas mayor and ran for governor of baja California, and yes he is one sketchy Mother fucker, the army once found like 100 Guns in one of his casinos and detained him, but he walked after it was declared there was insuficiente evidence, he has Also been investigated for 6 murders and alleged ties to narcos but nothing has been proved

VIVA LOS RAPTORES, SENORES!

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Lads, instagram locked me out my account since yesterday and I can't search for more thots

>we detected a weird log in or some shit
>we sent some stupid code to your email

>get code
>input code

>"Ha habido un problema. Vuelve a intentarlo más tarde."

Fug, wat do

Based, Fuck LA and California in general

>México city mayor
No, it was an Establo Governor of the (((atlacomulco group)))

Make another account

Also reminder that Hank Rhon is an animal trafficker and he illegally brought Keiko (Free Willy) into "reino aventura"

But all those thousands of private and open thot accounts and thot compilation accounts I already follow will be lost :(

He was both, back when it was called regente

Oh yeah, back when they weren't elected

based

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Quiero violar a una mujer mexicana.

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Worst timeline

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WTF... ok but you better get hurry because feminism just arrived this year in Mexico.

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nah

nah what? haven't you realized than AMLO doesn't decide a shit about this? el viejito se va tragar toda la mierda del feminismo y las caravanas, le guste o no.

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nah

why are they shilling sabila so much all of a sudden

Send snow bunnies fren

Don't talk shit on sabila. My sabila on my garden is the reason I haven't die.

Because you don't need water to grow it and there is a shit ton in the country and they didn't knew what t do with it so they made those drinks and now zoomers buy it because of muh helth.

who /america/ here?

Aquí papá, aquí...

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imagebro here

A ver pendejos, desde que todos ya me perdieron el respeto, ya vale madre lo que diga, la sábila tiene la la propiedad de guardar gran cantidad de agua, al mismo tiempo tarda bastante en crecer. H2O= dos moléculas de hidrògeno que fungen como antenas, una molècula de oxigeno que guarda la intensión (luz) absorbida de del sol, la Sábila tiene una carga energética concentrada de toda la información que viene del sol.

Sàbila = refresco
refresco= malo

Quieren aprovechar la sábila en verdad, preparen una ensalada con lechuga, zanahoria y tomate, cojan una rama de sábíla, quiten la piel y quedense con la pulpa, cortenla en trozos y comanla cruda con la ensalada.

Do Mexican chicks like good looking white guys?

Oh wait everyone does

>Imahegay
>ensalada con leche

Every damn time

based auntscience

arre pues putos, sigan con sus maruchan

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>dos moléculas de hidrògeno que fungen como antenas, una molècula de oxigeno que guarda la intensión (luz) absorbida de del sol, la Sábila tiene una carga energética concentrada de toda la información que viene del sol.
This is not how chemistry works, user...

Based and keikopilled

I know :^)

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Futbol Picante
youtube.com/watch?v=siC3vGFWNCI

>He does it for free

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Where does a tall white man find a cute Latina gf? Asking for a friend

Guadalajara

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What kinds of things does a tall white man have to do to attract Mexican gf

I’m sure anal would do the work

Yes but how do I convince her to let me tongue punch her fart box

nmms este pinche hilo tiene dos días vivo

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based Den-bro

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Last thread lasted a whole week

KUMBIA KINGS! BABY
KINGS THE KUMBIA!
KU-KUUUUUUU!!!!

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>been edging all week long
>finally fap last night
>the cum looked weird as fuck, it was more solid than liquid
parecia pinche grenetina, ¿a alguien le ha pasado lo mismo?

>youtube.com/watch?v=lIhwbUerwBg
>jorge ramos y su banda
>on a fucking sunday
So this is what jorge meant when he told pereyra "te voy a destrosar mañana", during the argentina vs colombia game.

How come Mexican women are so hot?

Yo solo he tenido la sensacion de lecherear sin parar despues de regresar de un viaje al mar por 1 semana.

Mestizaje.
It never fails.

Watch our league pls.

let's be honest here

Brazil 2014 > Germany 2006 > SouthAfrica 2010 > Russia 2018

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Hell no, you liar.

Brazil 2014 > Russia 2018 > Germany 2006 > France 1998 > Other WC > South Africa 2010

nigga nothing happened in Russia 2018

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Pereyra to Caya y escucha when?

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>Implying VAR never happened
>Impying Germany never went out in groups phase with a massive shitposting against him from Yea Forums
>Implying Mexico didn't lose his shit when Korea saved his ass
>Implying Spain wasn't hummiliated after getting eliminated in a match against a cold chested after doing more than 1000 passes.
>Implying TSUUUUUUU 777777 post on Yea Forums never happened
>Implying Chile, USA, Netherlands and Italy didn't fail to qualify and keep seething until 2022
>Implying Messi & Argentina wasn't sodomized by a fucking square table cloth.
>Implying his fans didn't got a massive butthurt on Yea Forums after that and a fucking part-time film maker.
>Implying France never dabbed on the rest of the world at the Trophy ceremony.
>Impying Poland never got blacked.com by based Senegal
>Implying there wasn't more than 1 semen slurping 0-0 draw
>Implying penalty record was never broken
>Implying Robbie Williams never gave the middle finger to all the World on the 1st day.
>Implying Neymar didn't cry like a bitch on every fault he had.
>Implying nothing happened in Russia 2018

You are a complete retard, aren't you?

>all of that
>good

literally the most irrevelant world cup ever, LA TRECE of America was way better than Russia 2018

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Me duele mi pancha bros :(

RIP

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m.imgur.com/GjTpX4v

nigga you forgot your eagle

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>tfw no gf
youtu.be/_PXXxbbHzNg

Where's Rosalia?

Wtf? This shit isn't healthy bro.

x

here

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FOR
R
E
E

The Home Depot

flor

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Who

uncultured swine

instagram.com/iamyanetgarcia

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WTF never imagined that was her

RIP in pancita

For me, it's Pachuca.

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All that semen drinking got you faggot, hope you die

r-rude

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Your next faggot

>you will never EVER get a whiff of this girl's perfume, much less her vagana or buttcrack
>you will never gently suck on her nipples while she moans and begs for more
Fuck the internet for showing me 24/7 stuff I will never have and experiences I will never live
Fuck this goddamn faggot-ass gay earth

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I will never ever get tired of laughing at this

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>buttcrack
why do you want to smell shit?

I bet he's qt'est janny ever.

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>New Necaxa players
-Rodrigo Noya
-Jairo Gonzalez
-Ricardo Chavez

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>Juan Escobar presented with Cruz Azul

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>OFFICIAL: ORIBE PERALTA TO CHIVAS
twitter.com/ClubAmerica/status/1140752517929869317

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based

Is that the only thing you took from the post

More troncos to chivas

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cringe

based

mirin' calves

que onda gueys.

la hoja es de vuelta.

que ustedes piensen sobre Andy Ruiz ganando el campeonato en peso completo?

pinche basado eh?

/k/ here everything about this photo is atrocious. G22 a shit.

based

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kek didn't know that dude existed but yeah, it's always nice to see these fairy tales time to time, also the memes with snickers were kino

super basado.

Pero no se por que AMLO lo invitio a conocerle, porque Ruiz nacio en Estados Unidos.

>They don't know Oribe is already on straight downhill.
Yep, another guaranteed failure in the next tournament.

why is Joserra so mad?
youtube.com/watch?v=LrfEMXipv4g

based boomer oribe draining shitvass of valuable resources

jajajajajajajajajjajajaja pinche viejito

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BASED

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I don't uderstand this Cronómetro format, these niggas never respect the clock kek

Calla y Escucha
youtube.com/watch?v=54fZ7xkBUDU

DOES IT FOR FREE

She’s cute, would she fuck a tall white guy

For sure, with enough money, she's the most prestigious girl from Monterrey TV, there are rumors of her charging 35k pesos for one night.

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That’s only like $2k. That’s like a 1/3rd of what I make in a week.

Well yeah, you must understand than people need to work 10 times more than you to get that money kek

so if Liga MX makes it to 20 clubs, how the hell are you goin to do 2 tourneys per season??? With top 8 and two legs per round. Just make it a top 4 or 7? One round each?

>With top 8 and two legs per round
just like that, same format but just one more game each weekend

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but how?? your season already cuts into designated Gold Cup days on the years there is Gold Cup.

We're having only 1(one) CopaMX per year, this will give more time. However these dudes should just get premier league format, but Liguilla shekels are strong as CHicano shekels from Copa Oro.

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Imagen how autistic you have to be to feel the need to create two (2) threads to hold your needs in check

>dat last Abril's pic
hnnnnngggg

lol ebin

>Premier Format
never again. It's fucking boring, at least the playoffs shows exhibes often the teams who are meant to be champions.

rip pipi bro i aint forget

She’s cute, would she fuck a tall white guy?

Every time

>that nigga in the back looks just like me
pretty creepy desu

>so if Liga MX makes it to 20 clubs, how the hell are you goin to do 2 tourneys per season??? With top 8 and two legs per round. Just make it a top 4 or 7? One round each?
With more doble jornadas pendejo

you're disgusting

google image on: sam_colungah

>Pero no se por que AMLO lo invitio a conocerle
porque ruiz queria conocerlo, el dijo que si ganaba le gustaria conocer el presidente y amlo al enterarse de esto decidio invitarlo
andy le regado un cinturon y AMLO le dio un billete de 500 pesos

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>y AMLO le dio un billete de 500 pesos
you serious nigga?

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yeah because it was printed the day amlo won and it had an "ar"(andys intials) in the code on the bill. and he kept calling him tocayo. big cringe from me dawg

ye, lo ''curioso'' fue que el billete salio de la imprenta el 1 de julio, fecha en la cual fue la pelea iirc

>espn.com.mx/futbol/francia/nota/_/id/5740810/psg-traba-negociación-entre-chucky-y-napoli
wew lads, I think its puro pedo but whatever

Been on nofap for a week, lord have mercy on me please

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kek, cool i guess

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>you're disgusting
Well gee user, please do forgive me for not having been born as the most handsome man in the world.

Spicy Soccer
youtube.com/watch?v=zQdiiyYQ7qc

>I think its puro pedo
this, that fucker will most likely keep playing for psv next year

>oribe to chivas
this kills the joserra

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>>oribe to chivas
>this kills the joserra
kek, him and faitelson were literally SEETHING from the news

I love how Hugol just interrump the conversation to say something related to him KEK

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NOCHES

>guy on the left
kek

Based or cringe?

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Kek, you made me go and check, if it was real it would be pretty cringy tho

looks like a really old oil painting.

based

>11:09, 17-06-19
>goat with French flag

*sigh"

Esta gente cree que no nos damos cuenta?

Why do we not had women like her in India?

We can trade some of your exotic~ players for a few mamacitas

Rip in pipi

GRANDE of true

>chillahermanos calling boomer oribe 'la bomba del verano'

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based

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Why would shrek make this?

recommend this thread for anyone who speaks mexican

>oribe to chivas
NO MAMES SI YA NI LA HACIA EN EL MAMERICA PA K LO QUIEREN EL LAS CHIVAS....OH DEBERAS POR K ORIBE ESTA MUERTO COMO LAS CHIVAS HAHAHAHAHA

ayy caralho

kek thanks

Comfy JR&SB
youtube.com/watch?v=EhCYQuxS1wQ

complete frame

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LOL

Will Memezuela prevail today?

>Puma to pay Oribe's salary

damn

>ynr De Anda's presentation

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of course, they are the conmebol good guys

BRRRR

Peru a cute, mi

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She’s cute

what's been Nina's problem lately? I can't fap to pictures of her hair

mano, esa chola no me la como nunca. Pero gracias

Yes, sadly current tekate girls are old or looks like random fit whores.

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>dat new hair

the "cambio de look" meme was a mistake

oh

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I’d still insert my penis into her vagina. If you catch my drift

>Copa America delet

jann1es on fire

Where might a white man fight a high concentration of women matching the general physical appearance of the woman depicted in this image

>Where might a white man fight a high concentration of women matching the general physical appearance of the woman depicted in this image
>fight
Sunday mass in Mexico City with an orange man hat on

Just fuck my shut up senpai

Monterrey~

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>Tomas Boy genuinally happy for Oribe

weird to see him like this, most of the time he's an unbearable cunt

who /DoggoMonster/ here?

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Can't believe Pietra defends this

real BOMBAS when?

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come on retards

I can't wait to see Quirarte to suck on Pelagatos ballz

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el portero peruANO es el que jugaba en el tibu

basado y cheaqueados

>Platini arrested

o h nonono nonono

NEW NEW NEW

Average gringo cock

Basado

>Just Pakistanis in hijabs and obese Caribbean chicks.
I feel your pain bro.